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Super Glue?[ Laughing ] 12 00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:27,033 Well, I happen to know where some Super Glue remover is. 13 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:29,510 Right over here in this -- boar! 14 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:30,731 [ Laughing ] 15 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:32,249 No! 16 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:33,693 Yo, how'd you get that boar in that drawer, Sheriff? 17 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:35,249 I don't know how that thing got in there. 18 00:00:35,296 --> 00:00:36,336 No, get him off me! 19 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:38,694 ♪ Run around town 20 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:41,434 ♪ Stealin' and killin' is how I get down ♪ 21 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:42,736 What? 22 00:00:42,781 --> 00:00:44,441 ♪ Well, you better be aware of somethin' ♪ 23 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:46,519 ♪ 'Cause Momma named me Sheriff ♪ 24 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:49,348 ♪ Yeah, Momma, they got it ♪ 25 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:52,307 ♪ Momma, and don't forget it ♪ 26 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:54,876 ♪ Oh, no, I better go 27 00:00:54,924 --> 00:00:57,194 ♪ M-O-M-M-A named me 28 00:00:57,231 --> 00:00:58,491 ♪ Momma named me Sheriff 29 00:00:58,536 --> 00:01:00,666 ♪ My momma named me Sheriff 30 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:02,705 [ Laughing ] 31 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:04,368 I hope you're happy. 32 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:06,982 Those brown pants had been in my family for generations. 33 00:01:07,023 --> 00:01:08,243 It was a prank, Goodman. 34 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:10,285 Stop being such a tight-ass. 35 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:12,421 ♪ Goodman's a tight-ass, ti-ti-ti-ti-tight-ass! ♪ 36 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,473 Sometimes it's good to be a tight-ass. 37 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:16,599 A tight-ass keeps society in order. 38 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:19,121 That's why I'm giving you a ticket... 39 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:21,646 -What?! -...for destruction of property. 40 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:22,690 Oh, damn! 41 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:24,434 A deputy can't ticket a sheriff. 42 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:26,385 Oh, yeah? Well, there's no law that says 43 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:27,834 you can't ticket a sheriff. 44 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:31,130 I know because I've memorized the Old Town Charter. 45 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:33,568 Old Town ch-what?Ugh. The charter. 46 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:36,705 Written by our founder, Abraham Oldtown. 47 00:01:36,748 --> 00:01:38,788 Abraham who noun? 48 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,577 Abraham Oldtown. 49 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:43,632 Oh, Abraham Old Guy. Yeah, I know about him. 50 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:45,188 Seeeee? 51 00:01:45,235 --> 00:01:47,885 Nothing in here that says I can't ticket a sheriff. 52 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:49,333 Whatever, tight-ass. 53 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:51,500 Hey, the reason Goodman's big-thumbed hero here 54 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:55,376 is giving a thumbs up is 'cause he was always roostering people. 55 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:56,899 Roostering?That's what you call it 56 00:01:56,942 --> 00:01:59,292 when you sneak your thumb up someone's butt. 57 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:01,466 Oh, that's just an old wives' tale. 58 00:02:01,512 --> 00:02:03,082 Why's it called "roostering"? 59 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,733 Ah-ooh-oooh! 60 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:07,206 Sheriff, enough!Whoa, whoa! Oh! 61 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:08,947 Hey, you broke his thumb off. 62 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:10,168 What is this? 63 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,567 Looks like some writing stuff. 64 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:13,789 Shush, shush, shush. "Well done, truth seeker. 65 00:02:13,829 --> 00:02:17,959 Corrupt forces of modernization have adopted a false charter." 66 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:20,617 We get it, Goodman. You can read.Ha-ha-ha, yeah! 67 00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:22,402 "Thusly, I have hidden the original 68 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:24,266 for worthy future citizens. 69 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:26,358 To find it, search for my secret 70 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,837 at the place where it all began." 71 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:31,367 That means Sheriff might not have to pay that ticket, yo! 72 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:32,942 Yeah! 'Cause the real one 73 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:35,418 probably says a sheriff can't get a ticket. 74 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:37,289 Now, that's just ridiculous. 75 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:38,641 Ow-ooh-ooh! 76 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,200 Yo, it even works on yourself. 77 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:42,728 [ Crowing ]All right. 78 00:02:42,771 --> 00:02:45,641 Where it all began -- Abraham's Fried Roosters. 79 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,517 The first building in Old Town. 80 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:49,468 Now start looking for clues. Mm. 81 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:50,947 Shut up, stupid. That's my rooster! 82 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:52,036 -Whoa! -Scuse me, fellas. 83 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:53,134 -Hey! -Just looking for clues. 84 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,263 Yo, I found something! 85 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:55,784 -What? A clue? -Check it out. 86 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:58,657 I don't know why, but I feel strangely connected 87 00:02:58,700 --> 00:02:59,920 to that shirt. 88 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:01,492 -Look at this! Huh?! 89 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:04,229 If you finish the Rooster Bucket in an hour, 90 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,191 you win the shirt.Yeaaah! 91 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:08,189 Ah, children! 92 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:10,021 But what's rooster taste like, yo? 93 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:11,449 It's super yummy. 94 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:14,625 Like their slogan says, "The secret's in the grease!" 95 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:16,672 The secret's in the grease! 96 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,678 Hey you can't go back there -- ah, whatever. 97 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,550 Okay, there's gotta be some kind of clue in this grease. 98 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:23,332 [ Grunts ] Huh? 99 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:25,247 The grease is draining through this seal! 100 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,952 Ha-ha, wedgie! 101 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:28,339 [ Both scream and grunt ] 102 00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:31,652 Uh-oh. What have we gotten ourselves into? Oh! 103 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:34,689 Ugh. What have I got myself into? 104 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:36,476 This place is giving me the creeps. 105 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,350 Oh, stop being such a baby. 106 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:39,782 I'm not a baby. 107 00:03:39,828 --> 00:03:41,258 Oh, yeah, well, why are you sucking that thumb? 108 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:42,828 -Wet Willy! -Ow! 109 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,664 Cut it out! Huh? 110 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:47,102 Ah! [ Gasps ] Oh, no, we're trapped! 111 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:49,049 Ah, wait! Look at this. 112 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:51,268 What, those two rocks that look like a butt? 113 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:53,708 No, the pipes! This must be a puzzle! 114 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:57,015 Abraham's favorite tune was "Daddy Ate a Rooster." 115 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:59,982 ♪ Daddy ate a rooster, rooster, rooster ♪ 116 00:04:00,022 --> 00:04:01,682 [ Plays horn ] 117 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:02,719 Ahhh! 118 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:04,374 Rancid ketchup and mustard? 119 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:07,548 Ugh! Smells yuck-key! 120 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:10,375 Key! That's it! I was in the wrong key. 121 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:11,994 [ Plays horn ] 122 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:13,694 It's working! Look! 123 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:17,471 Oh, oh! Oh, no. We're gonna dieee! 124 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:19,558 I'm gonna dieee... 125 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:21,777 if you don't give me that shirt, yo! 126 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:24,306 Sorry, but you shoulda read all the rules. 127 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:26,001 You gotta finish everything. 128 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:27,568 Even the bones, yo?! 129 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:29,355 Ev-er-y-thing-ga. 130 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:31,879 Damn, yo. Ugh. 131 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:33,453 Play it right! Play the song! 132 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:34,840 [ Plays horn ] Ah! 133 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:36,543 Oh, we're gonna die. 134 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:40,410 Then we should die doing what I love doing best -- 135 00:04:40,454 --> 00:04:43,154 roostering this butt! [ Laughs ] 136 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:45,845 Sheriff, you moronic -- what? 137 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:48,294 Wha? It stopped! 138 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:50,121 -[ Laughs ] -Oh! 139 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:51,679 Goodman: The charter! Oh-ho-ho! 140 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:53,596 Now I can give you that ticket. 141 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,951 Let's see, uh -- ah-ha-ha! 142 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:57,911 Ahh! Oh! 143 00:04:57,949 --> 00:04:59,949 Something's happening! 144 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:02,645 Ah! I'm alive! 145 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:04,963 -Abraham Oldtown! -Abraham Old...Guy? 146 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:09,870 I was preserved for 250 years by the unhealthy properties 147 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:11,308 of rooster grease! 148 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:13,704 Wow! Your thumb really is big. 149 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:15,878 His honker's big, too. [ Laughs ] 150 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:18,194 Please tell me everything about this charter. 151 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:21,890 In my time, some people wanted to change my rules, 152 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:24,540 so I had to safeguard the charter. 153 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:25,975 But now I'm back, 154 00:05:26,021 --> 00:05:29,021 and I can put my original rules in place again! 155 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:32,327 And show Sheriff that no one's above the law, mm? 156 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:34,155 That's literally rule number one. 157 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:36,213 -Uh-huh. -No one is above the law. 158 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:37,468 Aww! [ Laughs ] 159 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:40,381 Unless that person was doing a prank. 160 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,857 -What? No! -Yes! In your face! 161 00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:45,167 "If one man should trip a second man's mule, 162 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:48,174 he shall be entitled to take the second man's house"?! 163 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:49,827 All these rules, they're -- they're crazy! 164 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:52,791 -Yep. They're prank rules. -No! 165 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:54,270 That's why I safeguarded them -- 166 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:57,790 to be found by someone who appreciates pranks. 167 00:05:57,835 --> 00:06:00,355 -I'm someone! -No, you can't do that. 168 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:01,753 It'd be total chaos. 169 00:06:01,796 --> 00:06:05,016 Oh, don't be such a tight-ass.Ahh-ooh-ooh! 170 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,370 -[ Laughs ] -Oh, guys, come on. 171 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:08,019 Ahh! Oh! 172 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:10,153 No, you can't put that charter into effect. 173 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:11,845 Whoa! No-o-o-o! 174 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:14,683 He thought his butthole would be safe, but it wasn't. 175 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:17,862 That's a good prank, yo. 176 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:21,029 Oh, oh, hurts, yo! Ugh... 177 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:22,076 -Ah! -Ah! 178 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,990 Dispatch! I need your help, hurry! 179 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:25,465 Ugh, I can't! 180 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:27,465 I just finished 25 pounds of rooster 181 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:30,167 and a solid-steel bucket in under an hour. 182 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:31,955 Actually, you were three seconds over. 183 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 But you can try again if you want. 184 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:35,215 Oh, damn! 185 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:37,314 But we have to save the town! 186 00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:38,883 Oh, no. It's too late. 187 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,230 We ate your boogers. Now we get to shoot you! 188 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:42,580 -Ah! Ah! Ah! -Ooh! 189 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:44,529 One, two, three clams in your pants.What? 190 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:47,058 Now I can legally marry your wife. Huh? No! 191 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:47,972 [ Kids laughing ] 192 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:49,226 -We kicked you first. -Ow! 193 00:06:49,278 --> 00:06:50,708 Now you gotta let us nurse! 194 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:52,888 Well, these are the new rules. 195 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:54,764 I cracked an egg on my stomach. 196 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:56,065 Now you have to lick it off. 197 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:58,331 These rules are out of control! 198 00:06:58,374 --> 00:06:59,424 Rules? 199 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:01,072 Settle down, everybody! 200 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:03,896 I know we're all excited to have our founder, 201 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:07,555 Abraham Old Guy, back to put all of his rules into effect. 202 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:09,431 Gimme that![ Both grunting ] 203 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:13,262 Looks like tight-ass here was trying to destroy the charter! 204 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:14,482 [ Crowd shouting ] 205 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:16,701 What? No! Everyone wait! 206 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:19,920 I know these joke rules seem fun and silly, 207 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:22,491 but we have to go back to the normal laws. 208 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,439 They helped us maintain order. 209 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:27,527 And when you sacrifice that for a couple of laughs, 210 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:28,877 all you're left with 211 00:07:28,926 --> 00:07:32,096 is a society that values hurting people. 212 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:36,147 Wow. That really made me realize 213 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:39,374 that rule 397 states, 214 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:43,805 "If a man dressed as a rooster gives a really boring speech, 215 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:48,694 he shall be fried and eaten by the whole town!" 216 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:51,079 We're gonna be eating good tonight, boy! 217 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:52,912 I want his tight ass! 218 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:55,520 Uh, uh... Oh, Beverly! 219 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,872 Stanley, is this really goodbye? 220 00:07:57,912 --> 00:07:59,742 I -- I want you to be happy. 221 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:01,963 Eventually, you will find someone new. 222 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:03,353 Oh, don't worry about that. 223 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:05,305 Clam rule, baby.Oh. 224 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:06,834 And Tommy, you've become 225 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:08,577 quite the upstanding --Shut up, rooster. 226 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:11,398 Come on Mrs. Pickles, let's eat dad! 227 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:12,617 [ Growls ] 228 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,056 -Ah. -Sheriff! 229 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:15,712 -Yeah, hey, what's up, Goodman? -Please help me. 230 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:17,666 I'll see what I can do... 231 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:19,374 Hey, uh, Abraham Old Guy. 232 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,941 Don't you think maybe killing Goodman's a little much? 233 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:24,329 -No! -Sorry, Goodman, I tried. 234 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:25,513 [ Whimpers ] 235 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:26,898 Now lower him into the grease, 236 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:29,991 and on Goodman we shall feast! 237 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,211 [ Cheering ] 238 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:32,509 -No! -Hell no. 239 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:35,075 I can't eat any more Rooster! 240 00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:37,733 -Ohhhhh! -Wait! 241 00:08:37,778 --> 00:08:41,558 Rule 676 says, "If a citizen disagrees with the charter, 242 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:44,828 he may change it by besting the founder in a Rooster-Off!" 243 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:47,092 Oh Rooster-Off! I call a Rooster-Off! 244 00:08:47,135 --> 00:08:48,745 What's a Rooster-Off?[ Bell tolling ] 245 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:51,569 First man to get roostered and crow loses. 246 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,578 I only gave you the tip before. 247 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:56,190 This time I'm going all the way in! 248 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:57,361 Do your best, pretty boy. 249 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:58,486 Rooster-off! [ Fires gun ] 250 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,408 [ Grunting ] 251 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:02,542 Hah![ Crowd cheering ] 252 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,325 [ Both grunting ] 253 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:06,849 -Get him! -Ahhhhh! 254 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:09,684 Bring me that butt, boy! [ Laughs ] 255 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:11,553 Ha, ha! Ah! 256 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:12,814 How are you so slippery?! 257 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:15,206 The secret's in the grease! 258 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,040 [ Both grunting ] 259 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:20,999 Rooster's about to crow! Yah! 260 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:22,388 Goodman, get up! 261 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,561 I am Abraham Oldtown! 262 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,567 I am this town! 263 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,129 You hear that, boy?! 264 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,046 -Stanley! -Ahh! 265 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,051 [ Crowd groans ] 266 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:32,882 Uh, maybe this was a mistake. 267 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,100 We can put all of this behind us. 268 00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:36,399 Help me up? 269 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:38,575 Wha? 270 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,841 Ahhh! My thumb! 271 00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:43,504 Oh, no! I can't watch. 272 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:44,669 My widdle thumb! 273 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:47,894 Time to finish this tight-ass! 274 00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:51,155 [ Echoing ] Tight-ass! 275 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:52,899 Stop being such a tight-ass. 276 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,160 ♪ Goodman's a tight-ass 277 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:56,032 -Tight-ass. -I want his tight ass. 278 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:58,033 -What a tight-ass. -Tight-ass. 279 00:09:58,075 --> 00:09:59,415 Tight-ass! 280 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:00,688 Crow, damn it! 281 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:03,730 Why won't you crow?! 282 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,777 Huh?! Because... 283 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,222 I'm a tight-ass. 284 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:09,479 Ahhh! 285 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,261 [ Crowd gasping ] 286 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,436 [ Laughs ] 287 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,611 No! No! Ah! 288 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,787 [ Crows ] 289 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,753 -Ha-ha! -Geez, Goodman! 290 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,322 Oh, man! My shirt! 291 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:24,925 Well, you were right. 292 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:28,802 Sometimes we do need tight-asses to keep society in order. 293 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:31,015 So I'm gonna pay your ticket. 294 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,325 Great. That'll be $4. 295 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,641 -$4?! -[ Laughs ] 296 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,068 We should've eaten you. 297 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,944 Come on, Dispatch, let's go get some roosters. 298 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:41,206 -Oh, for real? -Huh? 299 00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:44,299 Wait. There's a clue to another charter. 300 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:47,859 "If the original original charter's what ye seek, 301 00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:50,558 open the chest and take a peek." 302 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,606 Boar! Ah![ Laughter ] 303 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,482 Yeah! He thought I learned a lesson, but I didn't. 304 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:57,874 That's a good prank, yo.That's a good prank, yo. 305 00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:58,958 [ Goodman wailing ] 306 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:01,436 ♪ M-O-M-M-A named me 307 00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:02,656 ♪ Momma named me Sheriff 308 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,095 ♪ Momma named me Sheriff 309 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,451 ♪ My mo-mo-mo-momma momma named me Sheriff ♪ 310 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:09,711 ♪ Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma named me Sheriff ♪ 311 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,926 ♪ Momma, she named me Sheriff 312 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,716 -Hi, Will. -Hi, Dave. 313 00:11:14,766 --> 00:11:19,316 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 21951

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