All language subtitles for A Million Little Things - 04x01 - Family First.CAKES.English.HI.C.orig.Addic7ed.com

I really want to build
a family with you.

I don't want to have another kid.

Previously on
"A Million Little Things"...

Tyrell. Why is Child
Services looking for you?

My mom wasn't born here.

ICE. They took her.

We want to foster you.

Only if it's okay with you and your mom.

I would really like that.

MAGGIE: Did he touch you?

No. He just touched himself.

It's my fault.

I told him that she lost her father.

I told him how much
she needed this program,

and he never would have known
any of that if it wasn't for me.

Sophie's decided to
go to the police today.

Any possibility of
corroborating evidence

could really help
our case against Peter.

I'm not giving you my daughter's diary.

This is an agreement for us
to have joint custody of Theo.

WOMAN: I'm the one who hit you.

[VOICE BREAKING] I am so sorry.

I want to take Charlie,
Danny, and Sophie

and go back to France.

Your daughter got assaulted by a monster

who might not have done what he did

if he knew there was
someone here protecting her!

You weren't able to stop it.

♪♪

[DOOR CLOSES]

[SIGHS]

♪♪

Hey, man.

♪♪

I'm sorry.

I just had to take care of something.

Yeah.

[SMOOCHES]

♪♪

[GROANS]

♪♪

[CELLPHONE BEEPS]

DARCY: Hey, it's me.

I know we left things
in a weird place earlier,

and I'm sorry.

The thing is, after I got divorced...

I promised myself that
no matter who I dated,

I wouldn't have another kid.

But that was before
I fell in love with you.

The fact is, I watched you for
months take care of two kids

you had no relation to,

and there wasn't a minute
you made them feel like

you weren't their family.

Gary, you have proven to me every day

that you would be an incredible father.

So, if having kids is
something you want...

well, then...

I know the perfect three-bedroom

we should make an offer on.

Call me.

[SIGHS]

♪♪

♪♪

[WASHING MACHINE CHIMES]

[SNIFFLES]

♪♪

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Oh, no, no. Babe, babe.

I love you and I-I will
do anything for you,

but I-I think 3 1/2 pounds
of pancetta is my limit.

Oh, come on. We got to
get rid of all this food.

Tyrell and I already dropped two crates

to the women's shelter.

It's all their fridge could hold.

Half a scoop.

Did I say half a scoop or half a tub?

- That's... That's half.
- But it's not.

So, Ms. Howard, it's your first day off

in, what, two years.

Do you have any plans
whatsoever other than

stuffing your husband
with time-sensitive meat?

Uh, I'm just working on my message.

What's going on on your laptop?

Well, I just uploaded
our finished documentary.

I entered my credit card information,

and once we hit that "submit" button,

Tyrell and I will officially be entered

into the NEFI Film Festival.

Well, what you waiting for?

I'm waiting on my producing partner,

who took my headphones again.

Yeah, love you, too. Bye.

[CELLPHONE BEEPS]

How's your mom?

Uh, she's okay.

Uh, apparently she reconnected
with some childhood friends

and they're letting her stay with them.

And she found some temporary work, too.

That must make you feel better.

I mean, she's still
sleeping on someone's couch.

And it's all my fault.

Tyrell, you did not get
your mother deported.

And it sounds like she's doing okay.

And what she wants is
for you to take advantage

of the opportunities you have here.

Speaking of which, if we
get into this festival,

we are doing a road trip all
over New England this summer.

All we need is for someone
to hit that submit button,

just someone.

I don't know who that someone is,

- but we need...
- Someone who can spell.

- What?
- You wrote "Dome Howard".

You misspelled your own name, man.

Well, you take that attitude,

you want to pay the admission fee, too?

No, that's all you, Dome.

Just hit the submit button. Submit!

There you go.
I'll just check everything.

Spielberg. Boom.

- Hey. Jordan Peele.
- I'm with that.

Alright, y'all, quiet down.
I have to record my message.

Hey, quiet on the set, y'all!

Quiet on the set!

Please? Okay? We're rolling.

Have some respect for my actors.

[CELLPHONE BEEPS]

You've reached Someday restaurant.

This is Executive Chef Regina Howard,

and on behalf of the
entire Someday family,

I'd like to thank you for
your patronage and support

these last two years,

especially these last few months.

As you may have heard...

we've had to shut our doors,

but our restaurant will be
back, in some way, someday...

♪♪

And when that time comes,
we'll be better than ever.

Until then, thanks for everything.

[CELLPHONE CHIMES]

[SIGHS]

♪♪

Did you just kiss your own hand?

- I meant to kiss yours.
- Mm.

That was weird.

TYRELL: Classic Dome.

♪♪

[SIGHS]

♪♪

♪♪

[WHEELCHAIR APPROACHES]

Hey.

You awake?

I am now.

What's going on, man?
Everything alright?

No.

Something happened last night.

I got a call from the person who hit me.

What?

- W-What did he say?
- She.

I, uh... recorded as
much of it as I could.

Theo left this in my car.

WOMAN: I'm the one who hit you.

I wanted to say I'm sorry.

EDDIE: How did you get my number?

I am so sorry.

Okay, okay, I'm coming.

What? No, no. Who is this?

Hello? Hello?

She called from a blocked number.

I went online to try and
figure out ways to trace it,

but none of the suggestions worked.

Wow. Wow.

[GRUNTS]

That's a lot to take in.

Uh...

but if you're looking
for a silver lining,

after hearing that recording,

I'm 99% sure Katherine
wasn't the one who hit you.

[CHUCKLES]

Why would she call if she
was just gonna hang up?

Hasn't she done enough to me already?

Look, you... You just found out

Delilah's gonna take
Charlie back to France.

You're in the middle
of a divorce, right?

And I might have to
join a 12-step program

just to deal with hearing about
the stuff that you're going through.

I-I don't want this to
cause you to nosedive.

I-I get it.

It's just...

this woman put me in a wheelchair,

and after months of
wondering who it was,

of trying to move past it,

she wants to call me to say she's sorry?

Why?

So she can live her life
like nothing happened?

I hear you, Ed.

You want justice.

Believe me...

nobody understands that more than me.

♪♪

I just don't want you to do
something you'll regret, okay?

No, you're right.

♪♪

I can't believe she didn't
come home last night.

Well, she can't be angry forever.

You're right. She can.

I think we both know
where she gets that.

Dad. I was talking about Dad.

Oh. [LAUGHS]

[CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

Hello?

This is she.

Oh, my God.

♪♪

[SIGHS, GROANS]

Good morning.

Sorry about the couch.
It was my grandma's.

Which, in hindsight, explains the hump.

[CHUCKLES]

Well, actually, last night was
the best I've slept in months.

I thought after I posted the podcast,

I'd be too anxious to sleep.

How are you feeling?

I'm a little scared how
people are gonna react, but...

so glad I did it.

[CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

Ah, that's probably
your mom checking in.

I texted her to let her
know you were sleeping over.

Oh, well, unless she's
calling to apologize,

she can talk to my voicemail.

You know, phone it in, like
she has this entire year.

Oh, it's not her.

I actually don't know who this is.

Oh, so you're gonna answer
a call you don't know,

but not your mother?

That's right.

Hello?

Hey, Sophie.

It's, uh, Detective Saunders
with the Brookline PD.

Oh.

Hi.

I just wanted to follow up
with you about yesterday.

I know your mom told
you that we don't have

enough evidence to file charges,

and it must've been really
upsetting for you to hear.

Yeah.

I mean, I-I get it,

but... it's still not fair.

I understand that. Believe me. I do.

I am sorry.

You must be feeling a lot of anger.

Yeah, but I'm dealing with it.

Actually, I-I spent the night
at my friend Maggie's last night.

She let me tell my story on her podcast.

You were at your friend's last night?

Yeah, I'm actually still here. Why?

Well, the other reason I'm calling

is because I wanted you
to hear this from me.

Peter Benoit was attacked last night.

What?

♪♪

[OVER SPEAKERPHONE]
Peter's wife called 911.

It appears to be a home invasion.

A guitar and some of Peter's
other stuff is missing.

Right now, we're
investigating it as a burglary.

Uh... did he get hurt?

He was beaten pretty badly, yeah.

We're not sure yet
if he's gonna make it.

♪♪

♪♪

Hey, Steel Wheels.

You left clothes in the dryer again.

Are these yours?

Those are Theo's.

You're probably more
of a Spider-Man guy?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Hello?

Hey.

Hey.

Oop. She's got the duffel bag.

That means she's here to see you, pal.

But if you don't mind,

I'd appreciate it if
I could say hello first.

- EDDIE: Seems reasonable.
- Thank you.

While I have you both here...

I am looking at an apartment today.

- What?
- Katherine and I talked.

We came up with a custody plan

for me to look after Theo on my own.

Gary is officially off the hook. Yeah.

And I'd love to chat about it,
but if I stay here any longer,

I might not make it
to the bathroom in time

to complete Step One of that plan.

I'll be back in a jiff.

And, uh, while I'm in there,

I will change into my robot underpants.

His what?

Don't worry about it. It's between men.

- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Hmm.

So, I didn't hear from you.

Even though I left
you the nicest message

I've ever left anyone.

You left me a-a message last night?

It must be on somebody else's voicemail.

I-I don't mean to alarm
you, but you may have

agreed to have someone else's baby.

[CHUCKLES]

Hey. I'm so sorry I didn't answer.

Last night was just crazy.

Where were you?

My dad's. Yeah.

Telling him that you
and me and Liam and Colin

are all moving to Lenox.

So I was there for a while,
'cause I also had to explain

that you agreed to have
some other dude's baby.

Oh, you're an ass. [LAUGHS]

Listen, lady, I will
put one in you right now.

Mm.

Okay. I'll call the other guy
and tell him that it's off.

[SIGHS]

♪♪

[RADIO STATIC, TUNING]

DR. STACY: Well, that's your problem!

How can you expect your
boyfriend to respect you

if you don't respect yourself?

WOMAN CALLER: So, you're saying
I should pay half the utilities?

I'm saying if he really loved you,

he'd make an honest woman of you,

and you'd be paying those utilities

from a joint checking account.

I'm Dr. Stacy.

Not saying what you want to hear...

- Saying what you need to hear.
- ...saying what you need to hear.

And we'll be right back.

Claudia, are you kidding me?

I have to spend my break
doing a stupid meet and greet?

I swear to God, if you
had any less brain cells,

I could write off hiring
you as a charitable donation.

Why... Why are we doing
back-to-back relationship calls?

If I wanted to hear a
bunch of whiny bitches

drone on about their horrible marriages,

I'd go visit my sisters. [GASPS]

CLAUDIA: Dr. Stacy, the mic!

ANNOUNCER: You're listening
to "The Dr. Stacy Show"...

Real talk. Real help.

Real screwed.

Oh.

♪♪

♪♪

Good. You're back.

We need to talk about Mom.

[SCOFFS] Well, let me guess...

She convinced you to
be okay with everything,

and now you're on her side.

It's a little more
complicated than that.

Really? How?

I mean, she abandons us for months,

decides to come back for two days,

just so she can uproot
our entire lives...

Grandpa had a stroke.

What?

Where is she?

In the kitchen, trying to book a flight.

DELILAH: There's no flights
till tomorrow morning?

I need to get home.

I don't know if my dad's gonna
make it through the night.

Okay. Right.

Alright, you know what? Yeah.

I can't believe this.

- I know.
- Keep me posted.

It's really sad, but he
had a really full life.

I-I mean, I'm sad about Grandpa,

but I'm just going
through a lot right now,

and once again, that's just
gonna take a back seat to her.

I mean, God, watch.

I'm gonna have to help her through this,

even though she was barely
there for me when I needed her.

Soph...

How angry are you at Dad for leaving us?

What?

I-I'm not.

I-I mean, I'm sad and
I'm hurt, but I'm not mad.

Dad was suffering.

Yeah.

So is Mom.

And you won't have to
help her through it.

I'm going to.

I'm gonna go with her.

To... To France? For how long?

For as long as she needs me.

♪♪

How many more? [EXHALES DEEPLY]

Next session, I'm gonna
introduce you to the new therapist

who's gonna be taking
over all of my clients.

You guys have so much
in common. [GRUNTS]

He's crazy about hockey, and
he eats with his mouth open.

What? My new trainer's Gary?

[CHUCKLES] How does that work?

Doesn't he and his mouth full
of fries have to go with you?

I'd just like to point out
that these are your fries

that you asked me to
get you, which I did.

And now, I will eat a handful
and chew with my mouth open.

[CRUNCHING]

Mmm. Good.

You're gonna miss this.

On the plus side, I'm getting
paid to have this conversation.

- [CELLPHONE RINGING]
- [BOTH LAUGH]

Oop.

Gotta take a phone call. Excuse me.

- Hello?
- MAGGIE: Where have you been?

I've been trying to call you.

Guess who just imploded?

[CHUCKLES] Actually, I'm gonna tell you.

It was Dr. Stacy.

She had a crazy rant on
the radio this morning,

not realizing that her mic was still on.

She reamed her assistant out

while totally insulting her fans,

and now it has gone viral,

confirming that there
is, in fact, a God.

Oh, if you want, I
will act it out for you,

so please want that.

I'm sorry, who is this?

Ha ha.

Yeah, I'm gonna send
you the clip right now.

Please commit this to
memory, because later,

I will be playing
the Dr. Stacy to your Claudia.

You have one line, but it is critical.

"Dr. Stacy, the mic."

Well, it sounds like she
got what was coming to her.

Oh, speaking of which,

you heard about what happened to Peter?

No. What...
What happened to Peter?

Oh, God. Um...

somebody broke into his house
last night and attacked him.

Wow.

Why are all the good ideas taken?

No, listen.

I-It was some sort of
robbery or something.

He... He's in a coma.

Uh... h-how's Sophie taking all this?

She's okay.

I mean, she took it
better than I thought.

And how did you find out? 'Cause, uh...

I'm not seeing anything about it online.

No, I don't think there
would be anything online yet.

The detective from the
Brookline Police Department

called Sophie this morning.

Wait.

[LAPTOP CLOSES]

Why would he call Sophie?

I think so that she
would hear it from him?

Once the news does break,

Peter's name and face
are gonna be everywhere.

That could be really triggering for her.

Yeah.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Bloom, I gotta call you back.

EDDIE: No, Gary! Don't get up!

Let the guy who can't
walk answer it. [CHUCKLES]

I refuse to treat you any differently!

♪♪

Hi. I'm looking for Gary Mendez.

♪♪

Can I help you?

Yeah, I'm Martin Tisdale.

Okay?

The photographer.

Photographer?

Aren't you putting your
condo on the market?

I'm here to take photos.

Yes. Uh, I'm sorry.

Get in here, man.
Let's take some photos.

Look, you dressed up nice.

Make sure we take some of you, too.

Okay, hand me another one.

Oh, my God.

This is the first $5 I made at Someday.

I remember because
I wrote my name on the...

Wait, where's my signature?

Oh, my God. [GASPS]

This is the $5 I pinned to the wall

to remember to pay that
Girl Scout for those cookies.

I never paid her.

But I insisted that I did pay her.

Oh, my God. I gaslit a child.

On the bright side, free Thin Mints.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh.

What's that?

Um, before the pandemic,
I, uh, created a recipe

f-for apple soufflé,
and I was planning on

introducing it to the menu, but...

Nope. Not going there.

Put it on the shelf, pack it
away with my other emotions.

Attagirl.

[CELLPHONE CHIMES]

♪♪

What's that?

- Nothing.
- Uh-huh.

The way you're saying "nothing"
makes it sound like it's something.

What... What's going on?

♪♪

A while ago,

I set an alert to let me know
when Haiti's airport reopened.

That's what that ding was.

We have to tell Tyrell.

We can't.

Why not?

Because if we tell him... he'll go.

♪♪

Eddie, you really don't need
to show me your apartment.

Well, it's not just my apartment.

Theo's gonna be spending
half his time here.

I want to make sure it's a place
you're comfortable with, too.

You really didn't need to do that.

But I'm... I'm glad you did.

[DOOR OPENS]

[SIGHS] Sorry. So sorry.

[CHUCKLING] I had so much
trouble getting over here.

Yeah, sometimes getting
to a place is hard.

Just messing with you.

[SIGHS, CHUCKLES] Yeah.

Thank you.

[UPBEAT REMIX PLAYS]

♪ Whiny bitches, whiny
bitches, whiny, whiny bitches ♪

[LAUGHS] ♪ Are you kidding me? ♪

♪ I swear to God, I
swear to... Swear to God ♪

♪ Dr. Stacy, the mic ♪

Oh, no.

[CHUCKLES]

[RINGING]

- CLAUDIA: This is Claudia.
- Hey, there.

I just... I wanted to check
and see how you're doing.

Maggie, hey. I guess you heard.

Yeah, I heard

and then re-heard and
then I re-re-heard.

[CHUCKLES] You're a viral meme.

I'm glad someone finds it funny.

But, I guess, the important thing is

now everybody knows how
Dr. Stacy's been treating you.

Yeah, which is great,

except I got fired.

Wait, fired?

Can they do that?

Well...

I mean, I was Dr. Stacy's assistant.

When they fired her,
there was no need for me.

[CLICKS KEY]

♪ Dr. Stacy, the mic ♪

I'm so sorry, Claudia.

- ♪ Are you kidding me? ♪
- Aah.

[LAPTOP CLOSES]

BRANDON: The whole place
is wheelchair-accessible,

as are all the building's common spaces.

Um, there's designated parking
right near the elevator,

and this apartment has in-unit laundry.

What do you think?

I love it.

But I don't want to love it too much,

in case you haven't negotiated the rent.

I did.

Then I love it.

Now, is it just the two of you?

I-I thought you said on the
phone that you had a kid.

We do, but...

- I'm not moving in.
- It's just me and the kid.

Oh.

I-I didn't realize.

You two seem to get along really well.

Wow, I am saying all
the wrong things today.

[ALL CHUCKLE]

Yeah.

SOPHIE: Hey, Mom.

Hey.

I'm really sorry about Grandpa.

I know, sweetie.

Listen, I didn't mean for you

to find out about
France the way you did.

It's just...

There's just so much going
on, and now with Grandpa...

You do not need to explain.

I know how hard it is to lose your dad.

I'm glad you got to
spend some time with him

when you came to France.

Me, too.

Uh, if it's okay with you,

I'd like to remember him that way.

You're not coming?

No.

Okay. I understand.

I'll be back as soon as I can,

and then we can figure
everything out, okay?

Well, actually, that's what
I wanted to talk to you about.

I mean, of course, I
think you should come back

as soon as you can, but I
don't think it's right now.

You need to be in France,

doing all the things
that you need to do.

Just like I need to be here,

doing all the things that I need to do.

And asking you to stay is just
as unfair as asking me to go.

[SNIFFLES]

Oh, God.

When did you get to be so mature?

Well, probably during the four
months that you were in France.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[SNIFFLES]

Actually, can you come
downstairs for a sec?

I have a goodbye present.

♪♪

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

Oh, my God. You guys, what is this?

ROME: Oh, well, we...
We couldn't let you move

without having one last pizza night.

It turns out, I'm still a chef, so...

And for dessert, we will
be having apple soufflé.

Andiamo!

ALL: Andiamo!

♪♪

[ALL SHOUTING "SPEECH"]

No. No, no. I'm terrible at speeches.

GARY: Oh, let me guess, you're gonna use

the "English is my second
language" excuse again?

No, I'm just gonna say

some really bad words to you in French.

Ooh.

[LAUGHTER]

Um, okay.

Um...

Jon always wanted us to do pizza night

so that no matter what
was going on in our lives,

we could all come together every
Friday and fill up on bread.

[LAUGHTER]

I remember one time my dad
came over for pizza night,

and he couldn't remember Jon was gone.

Um...

the problem is, I can't
look around this house

without remembering that he is.

There's just so many memories here...

So many wonderful memories
that I've made in this house,

a lot of them with all of you.

[VOICE BREAKING] But, uh, I know that

it's also really important
for me... to make new ones.

[SNIFFLES]

And believe me, the hardest
part of me moving to France

is knowing that I won't be
surrounded by all of you.

Because I love you guys. [SNIFFLES]

And, uh, you've gotten me through

the toughest times of my life.

So I just wanted to say thank you.

- Love you.
- We love you, D.

- Love you.
- We'll miss you, D.

♪♪

Why haven't we slept together yet?

[LAUGHTER]

- What? What?
- Hey, what is this? What is this?

- Oh, that was my outside voice.
- What is this?

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

♪♪

Babe... shouldn't we let Tyrell know

that the airport in Haiti is open?

I mean, he's gonna find out anyway.

You said it yourself when
he first wanted to go...

It's dangerous,

- and his mom's not set up there.
- She is, Rome.

She is now.

I mean, are we not telling
him because it's dangerous

or because we don't want to lose him?

♪♪

80/20.

Yeah.

But which one's the 80?

♪♪

Well, [SIGHS] look at this.

Right back in our boxing ring.

[CHUCKLES] You ready for round two?

I checked with the ref.

Turns out, uh...

I shouldn't have said those things.

But you were thinking them.

Yeah, but I shouldn't have said them.

So is this your version of an apology?

It is. How am I doing?

Fantastic.

I'm sorry, too,

for everything I said and for
everything that I was thinking.

I know you'd do
anything for this family.

Anything.

Except for a ride to the airport.

Please ask Rome for that.

Actually, Eddie's driving
me. He can do that now.

With his push-button car?

Great, now I get to
make a hospital run, too.

I'm gonna miss you, D.

I'm gonna miss you, too.

[MICHAEL PENN'S "NO MYTH" PLAYS]

Did you just grab my ass?

Stop it. [LAUGHS]

Get over here.

♪ She says it's time she goes ♪

Milo, what are you doing here?

I heard there was a going-away party.

How did you...

Sophie texted me.

♪ ... be friends ♪

♪♪

♪ I think ♪

Do you want to come in?

No, I just thought I'd iron this
shirt to say I can't make it.

[CHUCKLES]

♪ But didn't think to ask her why ♪

♪ She blocked her eyes
and drew the curtains ♪

♪ With knots I've got yet to untie ♪

I'm gonna miss you two.

Aww.

Well, you know, the first night
I met you, we hung out out here.

That was the day I buried Jon.

♪♪

And the day I met you.

It was also the day I got my restaurant.

And the day I met you.

♪ What if I was Romeo in black jeans? ♪

♪ What if I was Heathcliff?
It's no myth ♪

♪ Maybe she's just looking for ♪

EDDIE: Root beer?

Taking a move from my playbook.

Oh, it's for Danny's boyfriend.

Gary just asked him to name
his top-three movie villains,

and Milo's never seen "Die Hard."

It's getting pretty ugly out there.

[LAUGHS]

Hey, D.

Just so you know, if you
take Charlie to France,

I'm gonna sue you for
everything you have.

Just kidding.

Bon voyage!

[LAUGHS] Wow.

Hey, who you texting?

Everyone you know is here.

I'm just checking in with
the nurse at the hospital

to see if there's any news on my dad.

[SIGHS]

D, I am so sorry.

He was everything to me.

Is.

You know, he's still here.

Mm, no, he's not.

He hasn't been for awhile.

These last few years
with his memory going,

it's like it was his last gift...

Help me wean off of him.

Excuse us! Parade coming through!

Well, half a parade.

Come on, Charlie.

Maybe next time you visit,
we'll all be walking.

♪♪

[SIGHS]

♪♪

Regina and I talked about it,

and if you want to go,
we'll pay for the ticket.

Yeah, we looked it up.

We can use miles for
a flight leaving late tonight.

What about all the plans
we made for the summer?

Oh, we... we can still
do all those things.

But if you want to go see
your mom, we support that, too.

♪♪

Uh, if it's okay with you, I...

I really want to go see my mom.

Then that's what you'll do.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, of course.

♪♪

MARTIN: Hello?

Oh, hey, guys, he's here.

- He's here.
- DELILAH: Who's here?

The photographer who
took pictures of my condo.

Yeah, we thought we could
do one last family photo.

Yeah, word is, D, uh,

you opened up a big space
on the wall last night.

[LAUGHTER]

See, that I won't miss.

Alright, line us up.

Alright, great. Uh, just
chin up there a little.

Hey, can you squeeze in
there just a little bit?

Oh, yeah, but you got to get
my good side... my good side.

I thought that was your good side.

Right. Right, right,
right, right, right.

TYRELL: Would you please
let the man do his job?

I got a bag to pack.

[LAUGHTER]

Charlie's headband.

Oh, wait, I got it. One sec.

Oh.

Well, I'll grab some test shots here.

- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
- [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

♪ What if I was Heathcliff?
It's no myth ♪

Oh, thank God you found my headband.

I'm supposed to play
tennis in the morning.

Thank you.

[CLEARS THROAT]

How you doing with everything, huh?

Well, I mean, my family is moving away,

but my mom said that
I can stay in the house

- while we put it on the market.
- Score.

My plan is to use
a different bathroom every day.

I did that when I stayed here.

It's super fun.

Actually, I was talking
about what happened to Peter.

Maggie told me.

It's crazy, right?

I mean, when I first heard,

it felt like he got what
he deserved, you know?

Yeah. I do.

But then I realized that
if Peter's in a coma,

then it means he didn't
hear what I said to him

on Maggie's podcast.

And a large reason why I
wanted to do the podcast

is so he'd hear me tell
everybody the truth.

And now I don't know if he ever will.

♪♪

I just wanted him to know
that I'm stronger than he is.

♪♪

[DOOR OPENS]

[SIGHS]

[KEYS THUD]

[CELLPHONE RINGING]

[CELLPHONE BEEPS]

Hello?

WOMAN: Is this Maggie Bloom?

Who is this?

It's Jane Goodman, the
station manager from WZLN.

Oh. Um, hi.

- How are you?
- [CHUCKLES]

I'm sure by now you've seen
the clip of Dr. Stacy

that has gone viral.

I have.

Uh, candidly, I'm responsible
for about 20 of those clicks.

[CHUCKLES]

Well, you know, the
only other clip we have

that has gotten anywhere
close to that kind of attention

was of you quitting on air.

Well, now you know
what I was dealing with.

Today was not the first time
I had become aware of it, Maggie.

It was just the last time I could,

in good conscience, look the other way.

Oh, that's good timing.

Your conscience kicked in just in time

for your listeners to hear all about it.

That is what I always liked
about you on Dr. Stacy's show.

You are not afraid to speak your mind.

Okay, I-I'm gonna get right to it.

I just had dinner with Bob
Metcalf from the ZLN board.

We would like to invite you to be
the guest host for the next two weeks

while we look for Stacy's
permanent replacement.

Really?

Uh, w-why me?

Well, for starters, unlike Dr. Stacy,

who's PhD is in agriculture,

yours is actually in
the field of psychology.

Plus, you're the biggest
name we could get

that understands this
is only a temporary gig.

Honesty, that's... that's
an interesting approach.

[CHUCKLES] I like it. You're...
You're very good at sales.

So is that a yes?

Um, under one condition.

I get to choose my producer.

I want it to be Claudia.

Dr. Stacy's contract
required the station

to put a personal stylist on retainer

for clothes worn on a radio show.

I think we can afford Claudia.

Sandra from business
affairs is gonna call you

first thing in the morning
and work out the details.

See you soon.

Okay.

♪♪

GARY: Knock-knock!

Hey, man.

Darce and I are about
to call it a night.

You good?

Yeah, man, just, uh,

looking at photos from tonight
of me, Theo, and Charlie.

Aww.

Yeah, between the blonde
one and the Asian one,

you've got some pretty weird sperm.

It's like tofu...

Just takes on the flavor of
whatever it's cooked with.

I'm into it.

Yeah. Yeah, you're doing great.

Another five minutes of material,

you're gonna have yourself a tight five.

Ha! Eat it.

[DOOR CLOSES]

♪♪

WOMAN: I'm the one who hit you.

I wanted to say I'm sorry.

How did you get my number?

[CLICKS KEY]

MAN: Hey, we need you on the register.

Okay, I'm coming. Attention,
Halpert's customers...

[INHALES SHARPLY]

Halpert's.

♪♪

This is temporary. Till he comes back.

And what happens if
he doesn't come back?

Then we did everything
we were supposed to do.

We took care of Martine's
son while she couldn't.

♪♪

[LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS]

♪♪

Rome, come here. He left this for us.

What is...

Hey, Fosters. Just wanted to say thanks.

My mom and I are so lucky
that you're in our lives.

Also, Rome... I'm
taking your headphones.

I hope that's okay with you.

I'll bring 'em back in a few weeks.

A few weeks? Did you hear that?

Of course he's coming back.

He...

Yeah. I love you guys.

Play it again. Play it again.

Oh, way ahead of you.

Hey, Fosters. Just wanted to say thanks.

My mom and I are so lucky...

♪♪

Hey, is there something
you're not telling me?

Like what?

The floss is exactly where
I left it two nights ago.

I'm telling Dr. Morewitz.

[CHUCKLES]

Dr. Morewitz and I
have an understanding.

[SIGHS]

♪♪

- Get off!
- Shut up!

Get off! Get off of me!

Help!

Help me! Somebody! Please! Somebody!

Shh!

[GRUNTS]

Anybody see you?

No.

[GRUNTING]

Let go of me!

Please!

♪♪

[WHISPERING] Dr. Morewitz.

She'll be out of the shower any second.

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