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[♪♪♪♪♪]
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[HUMMING]
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[SNIFFS] Ah.
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[HUMMING]
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Oh!
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[♪♪♪♪♪]
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♪ Tell me why ♪
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♪ I love you like I do ♪
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♪ Tell me who ♪
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♪ Can stop my heart
As much as you ♪
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♪ Tell me All your secrets ♪
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♪ And I'll tell you
Most of mine ♪
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♪ They say nobody's perfect ♪
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♪ Well, that's really
True this time ♪
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♪ I don't have the answers
I don't have a plan ♪
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♪ All I have is you ♪
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♪ So, darling Help
me understand ♪
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♪ What we do ♪
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♪ You can whisper In my ear ♪
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♪ Where we go ♪
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♪ Who knows what
happens After here ♪
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♪ Let's take each other's hand ♪
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♪ As we jump Into
the Final Frontier ♪
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♪ I'm mad about you, baby ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ I'm mad about you ♪
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♪ Final Frontier ♪
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[♪♪♪♪♪]
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Okay. I am off to
the new health club,
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then Chinese food,
then bra shopping.
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Sweet and sour soup,
please, and I'm a 36-C.
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And Nancy will bring
Mabel back around 4:00.
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Great.
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I like having a
nanny. Is that wrong?
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No, sweetie. [DOORBELL BUZZES]
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Coveting your
neighbor's wife is wrong.
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Also, cock fighting I've
always thought was wrong.
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Splinky. How you doin'?
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Is James home?
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Uh, she's in the bedroom.
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Good. Quick. Come here. Look.
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Uh-oh.
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Guess what's in here.
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A Chevy Impala.
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What?
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It's obviously aspirin.
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No, it's not.
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Okay, well, don't
say it like that,
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it's an aspirin bottle.
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You think I'm gonna make
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a big deal about aspirin?
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How do I know? What is this?
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This, my friend, is Viagra.
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Really? Yes!
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Huh.
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Isn't this amazing, Paulie?
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A pill that can do
what that does?
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Uh-huh. I mean, in the old days,
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our forebearers, when
they got into trouble,
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they did not have
a pill. All they had
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was their shame, and the
wrath of their womenfolk.
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This is so true. Huh.
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Hey, sorry. What?
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I didn't know you
were having trouble.
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I'm not having any trouble!
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Hey, it happens.
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You're not exactly
a kid anymore.
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Paulie, I am not
having any trouble.
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I am as reliable as the
sunrise. Even more so.
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So what are you
doing with that stuff?
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I was curious. Uh-huh.
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I was! I was curious,
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I had curiosity, I
sought knowledge.
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So where'd you get that stuff?
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I lied to my GP.
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You lied to Dr. Campbell?
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Yeah. So?
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My god. Aw, come on, Paulie.
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Look me in the eye and tell me
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you are not just
a little bit curious.
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Why would I be curious if
I'm not having a problem?
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Because you never know.
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Maybe this stuff could
make you run a little faster...
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jump a little higher.
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I run and jump
just fine, thank you.
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You mean to tell me there's
no room for improvement,
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that you get the be-all
and end-all of erections?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Neighbors.
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You're a new father, Okay?
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You're exhausted all the
time. Your life is chaos,
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a symphony of self-sacrifice
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in which your body
is a daily casualty.
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Surely that takes
some sort of toll
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on your sexual prowess.
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Put down the sandwich, come on.
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Why do you always
think you can come in here
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and just make
yourself a sandwich?
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Give me that.
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Get outta here, just go.
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And take your Viagra with you
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because nobody
here is interested.
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Viagra? Can I see it?
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Yeah, sure.
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Look, it's so pretty.
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Can we keep it?
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Of course you can.
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We don't needthat.
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No, but aren't
you a little curious?
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No, I... Am I the only
one willing to leave
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erect enough alone?
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We have neighbors.
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Come on, let's see if it
does anything. Let's play.
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Really?
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Why not, it'll be fun?
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[STUTTERING]
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Oh... kay.
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Yay!
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So, listen. You
take it about an hour
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before you're gonna have sex,
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and then for four hours
thereafter, your erection...
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hey! Hey.
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All right, all right,
can we stop?
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Listen, you take the Viagra now
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we'll make love when I get back.
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Does that work out for you?
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It's outstanding.
Now, I gotta tell ya,
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there may be a few side effects.
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Here we go. Okay, what?
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Well, i-it could give
you a headache.
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All right.
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And an upset stomach. Okay.
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And it may give everything
you see a bluish tinge.
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Now you're just making stuff up.
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No, I'm serious. A bluish tinge?
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What the hell kind
of side effect is that?
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I'm just telling
you. A bluish tinge,
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plus patients apparently
think they're Sergio Franchi.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
Don't you think it'll be fun?
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I do. I think this'll be
nothing but tremendous fun.
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A little fun wouldn't be
the worst thing in the world.
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Okay. Yes. Hey, no
question. Here we go.
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All right. I'm just gonna...
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[WHISTLES]
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Here we go.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Oh, are you okay?
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[GAGS] That's a big pill.
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Want me to cut it up for you?
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No. I'll be fine.
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We could grind it into a powder.
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No. Roll it up in a
piece of cheese?
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I'll be fine.
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Okay.
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Ahem!
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All right. Here we go. Ready?
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Yeah.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[GULPS]
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[SCREAMS]
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I'm kidding.
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[♪♪♪♪♪]
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Higher, Paulie.
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Lower, Ira.
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Aunt Syl, how much
longer is this gonna take?
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My arms are spasming.
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Just wait.
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Oh, my god.
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Ooh. What?
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Ooh. Okay.
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I have, uh, have
to report of myself
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that I notice a...
a certain fullness.
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What?
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A certain fullness... happening.
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Don't make me spell it out.
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Oh.
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You must love aircraft carriers.
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It looks terrible
so far to the left.
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What a minute,
you mean to tell me
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that you're
experiencing a fullness
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even while listening
to your mother's voice?
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[CHORTLING] Yeah.
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Hello!
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Is anyone with me?
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Of course. Mm-hmm.
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This pill is something special.
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[♪♪♪♪♪]
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Oh, excuse me...
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[GROANING UNINTELLIGIBLY]
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Do you know where
the showers are?
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[GROANING]
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I'm sorry, I...
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Forgive me, I
just... I didn't...
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[GASPS]
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[PANTING] Out that
door. Down the stairs.
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Thank you. So sorry.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY]
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[CONSTRUCTION TOOLS BUZZING]
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Oh, god.
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Oh, god, oh, god!
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Hello?
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Hello!
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What kind of door
doesn't have a...
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Thing?
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Hello!
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[CONSTRUCTION TOOLS
BUZZING] [CAR HORNS HONKING]
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Hey, pal!
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You don't even turn around?
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Eat more!
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Oh, god, no. Hello?
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Hello!
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[♪♪♪♪♪]
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[WOLF WHISTLE]
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Nice to see you.
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How are ya?
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WOMAN: Oh, my god.
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[MEEKLY] Hello.
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[MAN CHUCKLES]
WOMAN: Look at her.
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Hey, hey. Ooh.
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WORKER: Hey, mama!
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Pardon me?
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Hey, mama.
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Nice cookies!
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Let me explain something to you.
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We are living in
a civilized society.
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I don't know if you've heard,
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but we have rules of
conduct, so get a clue.
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What makes you think
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you can speak to
strangers that way?
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"Hey, mama." "Nice cookies."
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How long did it take
you to think up that one?
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You're just gonna
say, "Hey, mama."
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And last minute you thought,
"Oh, I know, nice cookies."
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You are throwbacks!
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You are mouth breathers,
and the train of evolution
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is leaving you all behind.
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Oh, oh, oh. What's that?
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Woo woo! It's the train
of evolution, now leaving.
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All aboard. But, sorry,
not the mouth breathers.
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"Hey, mama." "Nice cookies."
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You're pathetic.
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Excuse me.
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What? Excuse me.
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Hey, mama. Nice cookies.
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I take... so much of
what I just said back.
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All of it, in fact.
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The cookies look delicious,
and you have a lovely son.
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And now I go that way.
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Oh, ma'am, I'm sorry,
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but it's awfully
dangerous back there.
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You can't walk in there,
ma'am. It's horribly unsafe.
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I have to go all the way around?
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I'm afraid so. I
mean if you got hurt...
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We just couldn't
live with ourselves.
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Oh, well... Thank you.
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Thank... uh... All the best.
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Stay well.
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[WORKERS CHATTING INDISTINCTLY]
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Taxi!
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Hey, you want to share a cab?
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No.
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No?
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MAN: Lincoln Center.
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But I'm a cute girl in a towel!
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JAMIE: Oh. Taxi?
267
00:09:55,573 --> 00:09:56,573
Taxi?
268
00:09:59,572 --> 00:10:01,745
Sorry! [DRIVERS
SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
269
00:10:01,882 --> 00:10:02,985
Taxi?
270
00:10:07,295 --> 00:10:08,743
[RELIEVED SIGH]
271
00:10:11,949 --> 00:10:12,949
Animals.
272
00:10:13,087 --> 00:10:14,776
Huh? Oh. Yeah.
273
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,431
Staring at you like there's
nobody else on the road,
274
00:10:17,569 --> 00:10:21,292
like they never saw a
pretty girl in a towel before...
275
00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:25,464
with long blond hair...
creamy-white skin, and a...
276
00:10:25,602 --> 00:10:28,291
A titillating scent of vanilla.
277
00:10:28,429 --> 00:10:30,015
C-could you watch the road? Oh.
278
00:10:30,153 --> 00:10:32,325
[TIRES SCREECH]
279
00:10:32,463 --> 00:10:33,808
Animals!
280
00:10:33,945 --> 00:10:36,059
You know what? All I need
to do is get around the block.
281
00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:37,669
Gotcha. I'll take Fifth.
282
00:10:37,807 --> 00:10:38,841
What?
283
00:10:38,978 --> 00:10:40,737
Well, 36th is one
way against me,
284
00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:43,150
and 7th is total
gridlock right now
285
00:10:43,288 --> 00:10:45,046
because Tony Blair's in town.
286
00:10:45,184 --> 00:10:46,839
Tony Blair gets gridlock?
287
00:10:46,977 --> 00:10:48,391
I guess.
288
00:10:48,529 --> 00:10:49,529
Whatever.
289
00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,107
I'm gonna take the
West Side Highway.
290
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,562
Well, listen, do
you understand...
291
00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:54,321
I need to get...
Right over there.
292
00:10:54,459 --> 00:10:55,906
The fastest way
around the corner
293
00:10:56,044 --> 00:10:58,217
cannot possibly be
a seven block detour.
294
00:10:58,354 --> 00:10:59,872
You want some chicken?
295
00:11:00,009 --> 00:11:01,009
No. Thanks.
296
00:11:01,112 --> 00:11:03,388
I'm good. I had
a cracker in April.
297
00:11:03,526 --> 00:11:05,388
You're not from here, are you?
298
00:11:05,526 --> 00:11:06,904
I'm from here. I promise you,
299
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,939
Fifth will move like the wind.
300
00:11:09,077 --> 00:11:11,421
[HORNS HONKING]
301
00:11:13,283 --> 00:11:14,627
Well.
302
00:11:14,765 --> 00:11:16,144
When you're right, you're right.
303
00:11:16,282 --> 00:11:17,558
Excuse me.
304
00:11:17,695 --> 00:11:19,937
Are you sure you don't
want some chicken?
305
00:11:20,075 --> 00:11:21,350
Yeah. Next time.
306
00:11:21,488 --> 00:11:24,212
Phone. Phone. Ph...
What are you lookin' at?
307
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,074
Phone. Phone!
308
00:11:26,211 --> 00:11:27,522
Phone.
309
00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:28,831
Okay. Never been happier,
310
00:11:28,969 --> 00:11:30,521
Never been happier,
never been happier.
311
00:11:30,659 --> 00:11:32,521
Hey! Horse poop.
312
00:11:34,106 --> 00:11:35,727
♪ Never been happier
Never been happier ♪
313
00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:39,691
[♪♪♪♪♪]
314
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,036
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
315
00:11:41,174 --> 00:11:42,277
Sir.
316
00:11:42,415 --> 00:11:44,135
Well, the question is,
how do bands of light
317
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,897
behave when they
enter the water?
318
00:11:46,035 --> 00:11:47,794
Do they... bend? Do they...
319
00:11:47,932 --> 00:11:49,965
Do they...
320
00:11:50,103 --> 00:11:52,034
Do they bend, or...
321
00:11:52,172 --> 00:11:53,379
Sir, may I use your phone?
322
00:11:53,517 --> 00:11:56,964
Bands of light, you see,
when they enter the water,
323
00:11:57,102 --> 00:11:59,412
Perhaps they bend,
perhaps they don't!
324
00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:01,412
[STUTTERING]
325
00:12:01,549 --> 00:12:03,825
I'm just gonna borrow
this just for one second.
326
00:12:03,963 --> 00:12:05,066
Uh, but it...
327
00:12:05,204 --> 00:12:06,652
Say, "Good-bye, bands of light."
328
00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:08,410
Bye, bands of light.
329
00:12:10,203 --> 00:12:13,134
[♪♪♪♪♪]
330
00:12:14,823 --> 00:12:16,444
That was a pleasant stroll.
331
00:12:16,582 --> 00:12:17,891
James?
332
00:12:19,408 --> 00:12:22,235
You'll only attract more
attention by walking that way.
333
00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:24,994
You try walking when you're
pharmaceutically enhanced.
334
00:12:25,131 --> 00:12:26,338
When is James coming home?
335
00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:28,276
I don't know, she
should've been back already.
336
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,751
My head really hurts now.
337
00:12:29,889 --> 00:12:32,372
Really? Hey, maybe you're
getting the side effects.
338
00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:33,510
Does your stomach hurt?
339
00:12:33,612 --> 00:12:35,095
It's not my favorite stomach.
340
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,371
Oh, man. What color is my hand?
341
00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:38,371
Blue?
342
00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:39,509
Actually, no.
343
00:12:39,577 --> 00:12:41,025
Oh, my god.
Everything here is blue.
344
00:12:41,162 --> 00:12:42,162
It is? Yeah.
345
00:12:42,197 --> 00:12:43,317
Paulie, my shirt? It's blue.
346
00:12:43,404 --> 00:12:44,610
Murray? Blue.
347
00:12:44,748 --> 00:12:45,748
This orange?
348
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,334
Don't ask me
everything individually,
349
00:12:47,472 --> 00:12:48,679
I'm saying everything is blue.
350
00:12:48,816 --> 00:12:50,127
I'm sorry, it's fascinating.
351
00:12:50,265 --> 00:12:52,145
Did you get these side
effects when you took it?
352
00:12:52,195 --> 00:12:53,644
I didn't take it.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
353
00:12:53,781 --> 00:12:55,221
What do you mean,
you didn't take it?
354
00:12:55,299 --> 00:12:57,259
Why would I take it if I
could get you to take it?
355
00:12:59,883 --> 00:13:01,435
Hello?
356
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,745
Don't ask me to
explain. Just understand.
357
00:13:03,882 --> 00:13:05,572
I am wrapped in a
towel, and I need you
358
00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:06,882
to bring me some clothes.
359
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,434
Well, why would I
need an explanation?
360
00:13:09,572 --> 00:13:11,261
In the front closet,
there's dry cleaning.
361
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,260
Okay. In the front closet,
362
00:13:13,398 --> 00:13:15,536
dry cleaning. Yes, sir.
363
00:13:15,673 --> 00:13:16,673
You see the blue dress?
364
00:13:16,777 --> 00:13:20,741
I see a whole bunch of 'em.
365
00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:21,879
Well, pick one.
366
00:13:22,017 --> 00:13:23,810
I will meet you at the Empire...
367
00:13:23,948 --> 00:13:25,638
[TELEPHONE STATIC] The what?
368
00:13:25,776 --> 00:13:28,016
Let's meet in the lobby on
the Fifth Avenue entrance.
369
00:13:28,154 --> 00:13:29,499
[STATIC] Honey? Honey?
370
00:13:29,637 --> 00:13:30,499
You're breaking up.
371
00:13:30,637 --> 00:13:32,946
Oh, no, wait. I will meet you...
372
00:13:33,084 --> 00:13:34,946
You're break... Honey? Ah.
373
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,670
What happened?
The phone went dead.
374
00:13:36,807 --> 00:13:38,152
Where is she? I don't know.
375
00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:40,635
She said, "I'm at the
Empire..." And then static.
376
00:13:40,773 --> 00:13:42,841
"Empire..." [HISSING]
377
00:13:42,979 --> 00:13:43,979
"Empire..." [GARGLING]
378
00:13:44,117 --> 00:13:45,841
"Empire..."
379
00:13:45,979 --> 00:13:48,081
I'll meet you at the
33rd Street entrance
380
00:13:48,219 --> 00:13:51,012
because there's only one...
Ah! But it's a freight elevator.
381
00:13:51,149 --> 00:13:53,149
I know. I know.
Here's what we'll do.
382
00:13:53,288 --> 00:13:55,253
We will meet on
the observation deck.
383
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:57,872
Be hard to miss me, I'll
be the girl in a towel. Okay?
384
00:13:58,010 --> 00:13:59,527
Empire, empire, empire...
385
00:13:59,665 --> 00:14:01,286
Empire... Hotel.
386
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,251
Nah. Empire Diner?
387
00:14:03,389 --> 00:14:05,109
No, no. It's like
Empire... At the Empire...
388
00:14:05,182 --> 00:14:06,250
[HISSES]
389
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,388
You, the Empire... [HISSES]
390
00:14:08,526 --> 00:14:10,525
I got it, Empire of the Sun.
391
00:14:10,663 --> 00:14:12,663
Okay, A, no.
392
00:14:12,801 --> 00:14:14,318
But I know exactly
where it is now.
393
00:14:14,456 --> 00:14:15,662
Where? She said she was going
394
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,903
for Chinese food, that could
only be Empire Szechuan.
395
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:20,248
No kidding?
396
00:14:20,386 --> 00:14:22,316
Absolutely. Blue dress,
blue dress, blue dress...
397
00:14:22,454 --> 00:14:24,661
Blue. Dress.
398
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,591
Here we go.
399
00:14:27,798 --> 00:14:29,177
Hello.
400
00:14:29,315 --> 00:14:31,108
Hello?
401
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:32,383
Hello!
402
00:14:32,521 --> 00:14:33,521
[GRUNTS]
403
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:34,969
Your phone cut out!
404
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:36,900
[STUTTERS] Unbelievable.
405
00:14:37,038 --> 00:14:38,451
They got a pill for your penis,
406
00:14:38,589 --> 00:14:41,106
you can't finish a
phone conversation.
407
00:14:42,692 --> 00:14:44,519
So Empire Szechuan?
408
00:14:44,657 --> 00:14:46,139
You are correct, sir.
409
00:14:46,278 --> 00:14:48,243
How you feelin'? Same.
410
00:14:57,517 --> 00:14:59,516
[♪♪♪♪♪]
411
00:15:02,309 --> 00:15:03,998
Oh, could I borrow a quarter?
412
00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:05,515
Yeah.
413
00:15:07,308 --> 00:15:08,308
Oh, sorry...
414
00:15:08,377 --> 00:15:09,377
Heh, thanks.
415
00:15:09,445 --> 00:15:10,756
They're yours. Thank you.
416
00:15:10,894 --> 00:15:13,238
Oh! It's breezy, isn't it?
417
00:15:13,376 --> 00:15:15,273
Uh, I have to go.
418
00:15:21,237 --> 00:15:25,340
[♪♪♪♪♪]
419
00:15:30,373 --> 00:15:32,407
Excuse me, I'm
looking for a woman...
420
00:15:32,545 --> 00:15:34,096
[SCREAMS]
421
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,509
a woman in a towel. A towel.
422
00:15:36,647 --> 00:15:37,820
Hey, whoa!
423
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:38,991
Don't look, Marion.
424
00:15:39,129 --> 00:15:42,577
Look, no woman was
here in a towel. Okay?
425
00:15:42,715 --> 00:15:43,995
Are you sure?
Because she said...
426
00:15:44,059 --> 00:15:45,439
Yes, I'm sure.
She said Empire...
427
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:48,128
Um, please... Go outside.
428
00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:49,656
I'm just... I
just... I'm trying...
429
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,162
[STAMMERING]
430
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,955
Look. This is a...
431
00:15:54,093 --> 00:15:56,403
A family restaurant.
432
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:58,092
Thank you for
this pill, by the way.
433
00:15:58,230 --> 00:15:59,574
Hey, how do you think I feel?
434
00:15:59,712 --> 00:16:01,056
I can't walk in there anymore.
435
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,711
If I could get
physically close enough
436
00:16:02,849 --> 00:16:04,489
to punch you, I would.
Where are we going?
437
00:16:04,573 --> 00:16:06,848
I don't know, I'm just
running for my life at this point.
438
00:16:06,986 --> 00:16:08,706
Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute.
439
00:16:08,779 --> 00:16:09,883
What?
440
00:16:10,021 --> 00:16:12,365
Jamie said she was
going bra shopping.
441
00:16:12,503 --> 00:16:13,365
So?
442
00:16:13,502 --> 00:16:14,882
So, bra shopping.
443
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:16,088
Put two and two together.
444
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,468
How many places could... Yes!
445
00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:21,156
Do you have a listing for
a... Empire Brassiere shop?
446
00:16:21,294 --> 00:16:23,536
Or, uh, Empire Bras or...
447
00:16:23,673 --> 00:16:26,224
Bras of the Empire?
Anything like that?
448
00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:28,362
[CHUCKLING] Bras of the Empire.
449
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,844
Empire Lingerie.
Perfect. Where is that?
450
00:16:30,982 --> 00:16:32,672
Right near the house.
Thank you very much.
451
00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:34,499
Okay, don't ever doubt me.
452
00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:35,947
How are the side effects?
453
00:16:36,085 --> 00:16:37,222
Not so good. My head hurts,
454
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,636
My stomach's killing me. Yeah?
455
00:16:38,774 --> 00:16:40,014
Things look blue? A little bit.
456
00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:41,257
Hello, officer.
457
00:16:47,634 --> 00:16:49,600
Did you know that if
you spit from this height,
458
00:16:49,738 --> 00:16:51,778
by the time it reached the
ground, it would be hail?
459
00:16:53,944 --> 00:16:55,392
What?
460
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:01,735
[♪♪♪♪♪]
461
00:17:01,873 --> 00:17:04,528
Hi, excuse me, is there
any chance a woman...
462
00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:06,528
Oh, sir, for god's sake,
she's a mannequin.
463
00:17:07,665 --> 00:17:09,079
Don't shoot, don't shoot!
464
00:17:09,216 --> 00:17:10,078
Not a gun, not a gun!
465
00:17:10,216 --> 00:17:11,336
The money's in the register.
466
00:17:11,423 --> 00:17:12,802
Not a gun! It's not a gun!
467
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:14,353
How do I explain... Oh...
468
00:17:15,146 --> 00:17:16,284
Sorry, ladies.
469
00:17:17,801 --> 00:17:19,318
Paulie, forgive me,
but why don't you
470
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:20,870
just go home and
relieve yourself?
471
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,489
Hey, hey, hey. That's
not the kind of thing
472
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:25,213
you talk to a person about.
473
00:17:25,351 --> 00:17:26,871
And, two, it ain't
gonna happen anyway.
474
00:17:26,971 --> 00:17:27,971
Why not?
475
00:17:28,109 --> 00:17:29,248
Because, this is...
476
00:17:29,385 --> 00:17:31,006
You know how the weatherman says
477
00:17:31,143 --> 00:17:33,454
this is one of the ten
great days of the year?
478
00:17:33,591 --> 00:17:34,867
Yeah. Okay, well,
479
00:17:35,005 --> 00:17:37,660
picture a lovely
day in June, okay?
480
00:17:37,797 --> 00:17:40,866
And I ain't wasting this one
on a picture of Steffi Graf.
481
00:17:41,004 --> 00:17:42,486
Yeah? Steffi Graf?
482
00:17:42,624 --> 00:17:44,003
Yes, thank you.
483
00:17:44,141 --> 00:17:46,175
The point is, vitality like this
484
00:17:46,313 --> 00:17:48,623
does not grow on
a tree, my friend.
485
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,071
And if it did, you wouldn't
want the tree to prune itself.
486
00:17:51,209 --> 00:17:52,409
You're quite the poet, Paulie.
487
00:17:52,484 --> 00:17:54,346
Meanwhile, maybe if my
head could just explode,
488
00:17:54,484 --> 00:17:56,284
it would feel a little
less painful than this.
489
00:17:56,414 --> 00:17:57,534
Your stomach still bad, too?
490
00:17:57,621 --> 00:17:58,965
Stomach? Yeah.
How's the blueness?
491
00:17:59,103 --> 00:17:59,965
It's vivid, man.
492
00:18:00,103 --> 00:18:01,862
It's really blue.
493
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,033
Postmen are dressing
really well now, aren't they?
494
00:18:04,171 --> 00:18:05,171
Yes, they are.
495
00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:07,241
Empire what? Empire something.
496
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,654
Like Empire...
497
00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:10,687
You should be
ashamed of yourself!
498
00:18:10,825 --> 00:18:12,860
Oh... so what is it? Empire...
499
00:18:12,998 --> 00:18:14,308
Empire... Look at this.
500
00:18:14,446 --> 00:18:15,721
Jerry Seinfeld.
501
00:18:16,549 --> 00:18:17,652
Oh, my god!
502
00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:19,031
Oh, boy, I gotta tell ya...
503
00:18:19,168 --> 00:18:20,203
I'm sorry to bother you.
504
00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:21,479
[STUTTERS]
505
00:18:21,616 --> 00:18:23,789
Yeah, I know. You're
my, uh... biggest fan?
506
00:18:23,927 --> 00:18:25,960
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
507
00:18:26,098 --> 00:18:27,891
Uh, No. No. It's
not that at all.
508
00:18:28,029 --> 00:18:29,270
Um, my wife is a big fan...
509
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,097
No, my wife is a big fan...
510
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,516
Would you mind... One autograph?
511
00:18:32,649 --> 00:18:34,649
I-I don't... Sorry
to bother you!
512
00:18:34,787 --> 00:18:37,062
Please, Jerry? Sorry, sorry.
513
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,889
[♪♪♪♪♪]
514
00:18:41,026 --> 00:18:43,406
You happy? Now you're
scaring famous people.
515
00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:45,026
I thought he
would've been nicer.
516
00:18:45,164 --> 00:18:46,612
So what're you gonna do?
517
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,509
So what'd she say?
She said Empire...
518
00:18:48,646 --> 00:18:49,991
Something. Empire what?
519
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,249
Empire... Hey, don't look
at me like that, it's weird.
520
00:18:52,301 --> 00:18:53,611
Shush. I'm thinking
of something.
521
00:18:53,748 --> 00:18:55,852
You can think without
looking at my fullness, please.
522
00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:57,438
Hey, hey, hey, I got it. What?
523
00:18:57,576 --> 00:18:59,092
The empire state building.
524
00:19:00,437 --> 00:19:02,437
Well, A, thank you.
525
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,953
And, two, yes!
526
00:19:05,091 --> 00:19:06,230
[♪♪♪♪♪]
527
00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:07,687
Excuse me. Could
I use your phone?
528
00:19:07,815 --> 00:19:09,090
Sweetie, I love you.
529
00:19:09,229 --> 00:19:11,504
Please? Just for a
second. It's an emergency.
530
00:19:11,642 --> 00:19:13,469
Honey, I promise,
nothing in the world
531
00:19:13,607 --> 00:19:15,331
could ever come between us.
532
00:19:17,193 --> 00:19:18,779
I'll call you back.
533
00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:20,019
James!
534
00:19:20,157 --> 00:19:21,881
Paul!
535
00:19:22,019 --> 00:19:23,364
Am I glad to see you!
536
00:19:23,502 --> 00:19:24,502
Yeah. Clearly.
537
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:25,640
Sorry.
538
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:26,846
What took you so long?
539
00:19:26,984 --> 00:19:28,328
It's a long story.
540
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:30,226
Just, come to the
elevator right now, please.
541
00:19:30,363 --> 00:19:31,363
Right now?
542
00:19:31,466 --> 00:19:33,465
Believe me, you're
gonna like me...
543
00:19:33,603 --> 00:19:34,465
very much.
544
00:19:34,603 --> 00:19:35,913
All right.
545
00:19:36,947 --> 00:19:38,361
I'll just take the stairs.
546
00:19:38,499 --> 00:19:39,779
Woop! You may
want to stand back.
547
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:42,292
[PEOPLE COMPLAINING
INDISTINCTLY]
548
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,877
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
549
00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:45,774
[♪♪♪♪♪]
550
00:19:45,911 --> 00:19:47,669
Wow. I know.
551
00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:49,704
That was one long elevator.
552
00:19:49,842 --> 00:19:50,979
Thank you.
553
00:19:51,117 --> 00:19:53,048
Ha, ha! And we have two hours
554
00:19:53,186 --> 00:19:54,358
till the baby comes home.
555
00:19:54,496 --> 00:19:56,530
Look at that. What
do you wanna do?
556
00:19:58,771 --> 00:20:01,805
[♪♪♪♪♪]
557
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:16,250
[♪♪♪♪♪]
558
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,284
Sweetie?
559
00:20:29,214 --> 00:20:30,799
Pookie?
560
00:21:24,582 --> 00:21:26,479
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