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You took the readings already.
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And without showing it to TA ma'am.
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Chirag has already performed
this experiment yesterday.
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And these are the readings.
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I'm sure.
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But that's cheating.
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Cheating is when this fucking salt....
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...will absorb all the
KmNo4 and won't change color.
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Write it down.
It's all right. Write it down.
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No. I will follow
the procedure.
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Fine. Do it.
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But...I am going to fully
utilize my three hours.
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It says 8ml here, you've added extra.
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No, it's correct.
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If I get a single reading wrong,
then the professor will give me a score of 9.
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- Ravi, I...
- Give me. I will suck it. Give me.
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- No, I will do it. Listen, Ravi.
- You don't know, man.
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What's going on here?
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Ma'am, she's not letting me suck.
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- She's very bad at sucking.
- I suck like a pro.
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Ma'am, he always
hijacks the experiment.
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- He doesn't let me do anything.
- Teja, don't dominate.
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This is a lab, not your bedroom.
You don't respect your partner.
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Groups like yours
always keep fighting...
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...and never get the right reading...
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..and the professors think that
us TA's provide the wrong chemicals.
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Thank God there are
some nice groups like them.
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They perform the
experiments together...
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...and get readings exactly
like the one in the manual.
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- All set?
- Yes, ma'am.
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We were just beginning
to take the readings.
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Good.
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Actually, ma'am, this success
is not just my handwork alone.
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She has also contributed to it.
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In fact, more than me.
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Okay.
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If you don't mind, can I ask for help?
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Why not?
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You...
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...cannot touch anything here.
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You might spill the acid.
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And acid should never fall on girls.
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- Ohh.
- Yes.
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It's NaOH.
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Very good. And what's that?
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You were saying something.
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That's the problem.
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- I am terrible at practicals.
- Okay.
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You see...I am from the SSC Board.
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So we didn't study chemistry in depth.
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No, no, I am from ICSE board.
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Very deep chemistry.
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So, will you teach me?
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Every student is
a unique element...
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...who make their own unique bonds.
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Like Carbon,
ready to bond with anyone.
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Or Uranium.
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So unstable that no one wants to bond.
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There are some from the F block as well...
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...who belong to this group,
but they are different.
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But maximum heat is produced...
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...when chlorine which is looking
for electron finds sodium instead...
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...which desperately
wants to share an electron.
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Gentlemen and assholes.
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You'll soon have your first sister-in-law.
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- Who? Who? Who?
- Akanksha. Akanksha. Akanksha.
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You mean Akanksha who
has those big... thoughts.
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- That's right.
- Listen, think before you speak.
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They are not that huge.
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Thoughts.
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But who did she fall for?
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Him.
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Exactly, you useless assholes.
You should be ashamed of him.
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But how did this happen?
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- Let's continue our game first.
- Shut up.
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Tell us how did you she fall for you?
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Please don't listen to Jhantoo
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No one has fallen for me,
and I don't want anyone either.
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Hey...then when do you
want someone to fall for you?
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Have you thought about the future?
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Rascals, you should learn from Leo.
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He's your age, but he's been
having regular sex for two years.
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And if he can do it, then you can too.
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This bloody wing
is filled with assholes.
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But if he doesn't want to,
then why are you forcing him?
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Because I have seen the world.
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Girls don't approach someone daily.
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The entrance exam you've
cracked is nothing compared...
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...to the competition
that's here for girls.
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Sex ration is already 100:09.
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And there are only three
girls who look better than me.
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If you don't grab
the opportunity now...
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...then soon they will all be taken.
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Then you'll scrape through the first
three semesters watching porn.
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After that, there will come a day...
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...when you'll need
viagra to even watch porn.
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And you won't know when you'll
turn from a normal human being...
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...to a lonely, pervert uncle,
giving advice to people.
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Vishwa Tyagi, I am coming!
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Sounds bitter, but it's true.
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And there's an entire crowd
trying for a girl like Akanksha.
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Seniors, TA, professors, lesbians.
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With this ordinary physique
and waiter like looks...
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...she can fall for you
only in a black swan event.
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And now that she's falling for you,
don't act cocky.
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No, no, I won't.
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I just said it to look
like a dude in front of them.
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But what happened?
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She came to him asking for help,
and he...refused.
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- What?
- What?
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I didn't say no.
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I mean she was asking me about
'titration theory' and I myself copy from him.
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You should have said yes,
you ass....
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I mean I could've
explained it to you.
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Yes, exactly.
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You could've told her anything
in the name of titration.
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She doesn't know anything,
so she wouldn't have known.
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At least you both could've talked.
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Today you two held hands, tomorrow...
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What?
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You held her hands?
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Yeah.
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Fuck.
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But dude, listen
if your love story picks up...
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...then your first night
will be in the girl's hostel.
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I don't want you two inside the room...
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...and Chirag and I are outside
the door, waiting for you to finish.
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Shut up, don't talk nonsense.
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Let something happen first.
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Listen, Ankit. I'm saying,
don't listen to any of them.
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Just email her and tell
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that you will help.
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I will teach you
everything by tomorrow.
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We should help everyone, right?
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No matter how cute one is.
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Or how big someone's thoughts are.
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No violence.
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No many people know
that the word titration...
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...was first used
in 1828 by Gay Lussac.
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'Gay... Sacs...'
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Titration is a very cute experiment.
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When the right titrants...find
the right titrant...
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...then their color changes.
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Like this one.
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Write it down.
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"Let me come closer...for
a little while."
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"I am the one...you were waiting for."
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"Hold my hand...for a moment."
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"I am the one...you were waiting for."
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"Many promises..."
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"Many desires..."
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"We had to meet someday...that's destined."
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"I had this desire all the
while to spends my days in your arms."
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"We had to meet someday...that's destined."
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"Since you came in my life..."
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"...look how...the scenes have changed."
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"Since you came in my life..."
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"...look how...the scenes have changed."
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I kept explaining it to her
and she kept understanding.
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Did you touch her hand today?
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No, Chirag.
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I touched her heart today.
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- Akanksha's message.
- What is she saying?
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- Hi.
- Oh my!
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I don't think her intentions are good.
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Wow!
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Hey...
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He threw you out too, didn't he?
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Just wait and watch, soon
everyone will become a stranger to him.
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A wretch can ruin an entire family.
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(incoherent chatter)
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You're looking very happy.
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I swear Jhantoo if it wasn't for
you then I would've given up long ago.
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- Thanks a lot.
- Show me the messages.
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What are you saying, Jhantoo?
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How can I show you my private messages?
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You're feeling shy of
your own wing mates.
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We slept nude together.
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Huh?
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When?
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Then who was that guy?
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Anyway.
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Fine. Don't show.
Tell me what she is saying.
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Nothing special.
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Just hi, hello, what did you eat?...
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What did you eat? When did you sleep?
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Did you study or not?
Why didn't you attend the lecture?
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Yes, actually.
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Only mothers care so much.
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Either your,
or the mother of your kids.
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But bro, isn't this happening all too soon?
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Yes Jhantoo,
love doesn't happen so soon.
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Are you in love or not? Tell me.
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Are you in love or not?
Don't hide from your wing mates?
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He won't. He won't. Tell us.
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- Yes.
- Exactly.
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Then it can happen to her too. Got it?
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She has put in all
the efforts she could.
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Now we must handle the rest.
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- How?
- Pay the bill first.
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Talk to her
about personal things.
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Try to understand. What kind
of a relationship is she looking for?
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Steady long term or just free sex.
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Free sex? Do you mean
other girls charge money?
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Finish these noodles.
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Understand her.
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Find out about her likes and dislikes.
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Yes.
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One minute.
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Hi.
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What is your favorite film?
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Shawshank Redemption.
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- Oh...
- And yours?
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Vivaah!
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What do you hate the most?
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Ravi Teja.
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Son, when you're in love
don't read Ghalib, Meer or Faiz.
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Read Anu Malik.
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Because whether it's
a bed of roses or thorns...
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...it has to be your beloved's lane.
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- Don't change like the seasons.
- Jhantoo..what do I do now?
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- Tea?
- No. Move aside.
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Bloody lover. Asshole.
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Try to find out about her family.
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Yeah.
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What does your brother do?
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He's in the Police.
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- What?
- Traffic Police.
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I see. Thank God.
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What was the name of your puppy?
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I don't have a puppy.
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Maybe, I was confused.
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- Why? Do you like puppies?
- I love puppies.
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I miss Brownie so much.
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Brownie is so lucky.
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"Since you came in
my life...look how..."
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I feel...
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...you're a very warm person.
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You really feel that?
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And your heart...
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Your heart...
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Wait a second.
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- Hey...
- Yes.
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How do you say 'comes out' in English?
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Comes out?
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Something more interesting.
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Secrete, discharge, ejaculate.
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I am talking to Akanksha.
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Exudes.
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Exudes.
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And your heart exudes
boundless compassion.
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Are you crazy?
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What did you make me write?
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- What?
- Means...
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She means...You're crazy!
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00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,600
- Ohh...
- Yes.
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You're crazy!
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- Listen?
- Yes.
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Hope you are not mad at me?
260
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,280
No. Why?
261
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:52,760
You called me crazy, so I got scared.
262
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,120
You really are crazy.
263
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,280
Hi.
264
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,840
Hi.
265
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,360
If reactions could happen so easily...
266
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,040
...then are we fools
to run such a big lab?
267
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:29,120
I didn't say it, my guide
says so, whenever I submit my thesis.
268
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:33,000
They say that bonds don't happen only
when the elements want it to happen.
269
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,000
Some reactions don't occur...
270
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:39,400
...because there is a barrier of
many unwanted molecules between them.
271
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:43,680
The bond occurs when both the atoms
break free from their existing bond...
272
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:47,640
...and cross the social hindrance
with full activation energy.
273
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,480
Then those bonds will automatically
become double and then triple.
274
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,320
Engagement, when he gets placed.
275
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,160
Wedding, once he gets a job.
276
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,520
And as soon as the
bonus arrives... Bonus.
277
00:16:58,680 --> 00:16:59,960
But before all this...
278
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,520
Like it's said in the
GR Batla Publication's...
279
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:08,280
...textbook of Organic chemistry
for Competition by Shree OP Tandon.
280
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:12,520
You must cross the steric hindrance.
281
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,240
She must have gotten conscious
in front of the TA
282
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:19,040
Your impression is good,
but she gets yelled at all the time.
283
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,160
How could she express her
feelings in front of the TA?
284
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,880
She did look conscious.
285
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:27,600
Or maybe she got what she wanted
and now she doesn't need you.
286
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,160
Then why did she message him?
287
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:35,720
It takes decent girls
a lot of time to accept openly.
288
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,840
When I called her she texted back
saying there are people around.
289
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:43,600
Hey...if she's messaging you,
then message her.
290
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,200
When she'll be comfortable to call,
she will call you.
291
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:50,920
And things that girls say on chats,
don't happen in real life.
292
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,600
So don't rush.
293
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,760
You two should enjoy
the secret romance for now.
294
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,520
Initially, she"ll introduce
you as a friend.
295
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,800
Then slowly she will start
calling you her boyfriend.
296
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,520
And call you sweetheart,
teddy bear, smallie, in private.
297
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,480
Finally, in the third semester,
you two will start going out together.
298
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,920
And in the fourth semester...
299
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,000
...you will have a regular
entry in the girl's hostel.
300
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,760
- You mean I've got another year.
- Only for going out together.
301
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,120
- Sex is a year after that.
- At the Girl's Hostel.
302
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,960
You guys can talk
respectfully about her.
303
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,240
I mean she's my wife...
304
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,480
- What?
- Wife?
305
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,040
I mean she could be.
306
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,720
I won't talk to you guys
if you behave like this.
307
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,040
Grow up, man.
Sex is an expression of love.
308
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,200
- Mom and dad do it too.
- What?
309
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,560
He's talking about his parents.
310
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,000
Bad people. Brother, in front of them.
311
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,360
- You're the Dopa, aren't you?
- I haven't downloaded anything yet.
312
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,880
Akanksha is my girl.
313
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,960
If you try to hit on her,
you'll regret it.
314
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,440
Whom are you calling 'my girl'?
She is our sister-in-law.
315
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,920
You are mistaken, sir.
Let's talk about this.
316
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,360
There is no mistake.
317
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,120
Akku's friend told me that
these two are having a thing.
318
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,320
So what if they are.
319
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,360
I'll bring boys.
320
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,280
I'll bring boys.
321
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,480
Akanksha is mine. Only mine.
322
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,560
Get lost.
323
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,960
I gifted her Ferro
Rocher of 549 rupees.
324
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,920
Get lost. And don't come back again.
325
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
I can take on 15 guys like you.
326
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,560
I am a district level
reject of wrestling.
327
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,200
Asshole. Get lost.
328
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,440
- Get lost.
- Get lost.
329
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,280
- Get lost.
- Get lost.
330
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,920
He gifted her Roger Federer worth 550!
331
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,240
Asshole.
332
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,520
And Ankit, don't be scared.
333
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,200
Why should he be scared?
334
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,040
She even told her friends now.
335
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:46,120
- The girl is ready. Propose her now.
- Yes.
336
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,440
But you just said that decent
girls take time to open up.
337
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,440
Don't listen to him.
He would've made things worse.
338
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,320
No. Jaat did the right thing.
339
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,800
Sister-in-law is respected like a mother.
340
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,480
I know about Sister-in-law
but mothers as well?
341
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,360
Why are you laughing? Keep quiet.
342
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,560
You've started talking too much
these days, haven't you Fatso?
343
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,400
- Chirag.
- Yes?
344
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,680
I'm thinking of baring my heart to her.
345
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,040
How romantic!
346
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,840
Look, I am getting goosebumps.
347
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,720
What will you say?
348
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,760
I love you.
349
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,160
What happened?
350
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,600
- It's nothing.
- Tell me.
351
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,600
I find 'I love you' very confusing.
352
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,080
What can be clearer than this?
353
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,740
What will Akanksha say to that?
354
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:37,630
What?
355
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,120
If she says I love you too.
356
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:44,440
It means I love you and others as well.
357
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,680
She will say I too love you.
358
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:50,960
Yes. That means others
love you and so do I.
359
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,040
What the...
360
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,760
I'll tell her in Hindi then.
361
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,000
- Yeah...that's good. Okay?
- Yes.
362
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,520
That will be right.
363
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,000
In fact, I even wrote a poem for her.
364
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,400
- Yes.
- You mean a poem?
365
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,120
Yes, that.
366
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,400
Show me. Show me.
367
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,400
Go to sleep. Idiots.
368
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,240
- I will read this out for her.
- Yes. That will be right.
369
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,200
- Isn't it?
- Yes.
370
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,680
Wow!
371
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:30,000
"I don't realise when the morning
arrives while I am chatting with you."
372
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:35,000
"I see God in your display picture."
373
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:40,280
"Now life is all about
you...and only you."
374
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:46,840
"I am in love.
I am in love only with you."
375
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:54,680
"Akku...I am saying this
from the bottom of my heart."
376
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,080
"I Love..."
377
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,000
"I am in love with you."
378
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,440
Are you there?
379
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,880
I don't want to say anything here.
380
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,240
Let's meet at the campus
restaurant tomorrow.
381
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,160
Okay.
382
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,760
She is so romantic, man.
383
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,680
Listen, it's your first date.
384
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,800
Be there on time with a gift.
385
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,120
Don't forget to apply perfume.
386
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,000
And, don't go like this.
387
00:22:35,090 --> 00:22:35,990
Go fully prepared.
388
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,760
Now that's a look.
389
00:22:57,170 --> 00:22:58,330
Perfect!
390
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:17,360
We're sorry, the number you've dialed
is not in service at this time.
391
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:21,160
First date.
392
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,320
This day doesn't come
in everyone's college life.
393
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,040
But it has for him. And he is nervous.
394
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,680
Nervous because for the first
time in his life he's over-prepared.
395
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:35,360
The gelled hair,
the watch, the aww gift...
396
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,560
...the party clothes which
was meant for his birthday.
397
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,880
The wallet filled with
money borrowed from friends.
398
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,450
These etiquettes which
he has learnt from films.
399
00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:47,960
Even Bhansali didn't
wait so eagerly for 'Padmavati'.
400
00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:51,240
He will remember
this day till death.
401
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,880
Sir, actually I am
waiting for a friend.
402
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,600
Are you waiting for Akanksha?
403
00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:06,200
And she isn't answering
your phone either.
404
00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:07,880
Right?
405
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,200
Do you know why?
406
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,720
Because she loves...
407
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,040
...my puppy more than you.
408
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,520
He fell for this too!
409
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,720
You are such an asshole.
410
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,640
Come out, everyone.
411
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,480
- Come on.
- Come out, everyone.
412
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,480
Loverboy.
Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy.
413
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,040
- Loverboy.
- Loverboy.
414
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,520
He thinks he'll impress
a girl with a clean shave.
415
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,360
You're really romantic at heart!
416
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,760
Look at his face.
417
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,760
- Here is your Akanksha.
- Hi.
418
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,880
Wait.
419
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,080
Loverboy.
Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy.
420
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,800
Loverboy. Loverboy. Loverboy.
421
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,480
'When did you sleep?
Did you study or not?'
422
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,120
- 'Why didn't you attend the lecture?
- Yeah, actually.'
423
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,640
'When I called her, she was
saying there are people around.'
424
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,520
'If she's messaging you,
then message her back.'
425
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,840
'The girl is ready. Propose her now.'
426
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,080
Akku, I'm saying this
from the bottom of my heart.
427
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,680
I love...
428
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,080
Bro...he's crying.
429
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,240
Pull out your phones.
Let's take his picture.
430
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,240
Ankit. Ankit. Ankit, listen.
431
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,640
Ankit.
432
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,760
Ankit, open the door.
433
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,520
At least I love you.
434
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,600
Jaat, will he commit suicide?
435
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,480
He's an asshole.
436
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,160
- Yes.
- It's all right, Ankit. Come on.
437
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:14,360
Jhantoo, you're a bad-bad-bad person.
438
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,120
Really brother, you're such a dog.
439
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,200
You humiliated him
and that too in public.
440
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,840
- Come out, Ankit.
- Ankit.
441
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,840
Open the door, Ankit.
442
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,760
Look what's written here.
443
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,320
Akanksha,
your eyes are just like my mother's.
444
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,320
Bloody motherfucker.
445
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,800
So he says...
446
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,120
"Your display picture..."
447
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,000
He could've written it
the other way round, but no...
448
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,080
Look at this nuance.
449
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:49,280
- "I see God in your display picture."
- Wow! Wow.
450
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:53,240
"I am in love with you."
451
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,160
Your display picture is so nice.
452
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,040
It's from the facebook, isn't it?
453
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,000
They made the poor guy cry.
454
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,920
No one can touch Virat Kohli.
455
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,760
Kohli's going to score.
456
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,120
Someone get me a brownie,
not pastry.
457
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,600
Don't you know that
brownie is so lucky?
458
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:21,600
"Everything's stubborn."
459
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:26,600
"It's the result of your desires."
460
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:31,640
"This heart is stubborn."
461
00:27:31,730 --> 00:27:36,690
"Walks on fire with his eyes closed."
462
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:41,680
"Let this storm calm..."
463
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:46,760
"Let the naive heart...calm down."
464
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:52,000
"Let this storm calm..."
465
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:56,800
"Let the naive heart...calm down."
466
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:01,360
"Everything's stubborn."
467
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:06,920
"It's the reaction of desires."
468
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:11,760
"Heart's stubborn."
469
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:18,440
"It's the reaction of desires."
470
00:28:23,290 --> 00:28:26,360
Exudes boundless compassion!
471
00:28:28,590 --> 00:28:32,030
I told you he will remember
this day until his last breath.
472
00:28:32,790 --> 00:28:35,910
Every man is a little mushy from within.
473
00:28:36,110 --> 00:28:39,950
But he mustn't reveal
it to the world.
474
00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:57,740
Ankit.
475
00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,380
Your notebook.
476
00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:11,580
Thanks.
477
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,180
The poem was quite cheesy.
478
00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:20,820
But I liked it.
479
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,220
This is my real number.
480
00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:39,420
"Asshole..."
481
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,980
And this look suits you...
482
00:29:47,260 --> 00:29:50,500
I told you...she will fall
for you as soon as you shave.
483
00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:52,820
You never believed me.
484
00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:56,900
You got her number,
it calls for a treat.
485
00:29:58,220 --> 00:29:59,340
You want a treat.
486
00:29:59,420 --> 00:30:00,780
- No, I don't.
- No, wait.
487
00:30:00,860 --> 00:30:03,420
- Call it a favor.
- Wait, Jhantoo
488
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:04,300
- No.
- Listen...
489
00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:08,700
"We have become deaf
and dumb in your love."
490
00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:13,740
"Poor boys are falling
madly in love with you."
491
00:30:13,820 --> 00:30:18,580
"Your love's made me endure all pain."
492
00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:23,260
"Your love's turned
my wounds into rewards."
493
00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:45,470
"You've never given me anything."
494
00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:47,940
"I've got more pain than happiness."
495
00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:50,300
"You've made my desires run wild."
496
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:53,030
"And showed me the
dream of a cool life."
497
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:55,100
"You've to take me
across on the other side..."
498
00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:57,780
"...and fulfill your promises."
499
00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:59,940
"How long am I going
to curse my fate..."
500
00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:02,060
"...I want to spend my life with you."
501
00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:06,500
"We have become deaf
and dumb in your love."
502
00:31:06,860 --> 00:31:11,340
"Poor boys are falling
madly in love with you."
503
00:31:11,660 --> 00:31:16,420
"Your love's made me endure all pain."
504
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:22,060
"Your love's turned
my wounds into rewards."
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