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[dramatic music]
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MALORY:
Burning down a warehouse?
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Sinking a super yacht?
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Crashing a school bus
through another school bus?
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Oh, X marks the tragedy.
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Uh, empty school buses,
for the record.
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But wow, very full of gas.
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I think the phrase
you're all looking for
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is "mission accomplished."
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The phrase I'm looking for
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would fill my swear jar
to the fucking brim.
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-[coins rattle]
-Damn it.
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And why do you insist
on shooting every vat you see?
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Because shooting vats
is spycraft 101.
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Also, I didn't know
the vat would explode.
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I was banking
on some sort of acid.
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I didn't know
boats could burn.
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Aren't they,
like, super wet?
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On the bright side,
destroying the lab
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means it'll no longer
pollute the harbor
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and kill
endangered harbor seals.
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See, Mother, the explosion
was good for seals.
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Maybe the seals
understand the concept
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of collateral damage
that I have to pay for!
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Seems abstract
for a pinniped.
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Look, the important thing
is that we got the microchips,
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which means that...
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W-wait, you don't know
what the microchips were for?
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I don't keep track
of every microchip we recover!
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And missile guidance.
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-She guessed.
-Okay, fine.
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-What were they for?
-Why would I know?
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I assumed chemical weapons.
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I got more
of a spy satellite vibe.
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Hmm, I got more
of a "you got beat up
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by a mob boss's preteen son"
vibe.
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I couldn't punch
a ten-year-old!
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Or block his punches.
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Jesus, are all debriefs
this negative?
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I mean...yes?
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ALL: Oh, yeah.
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Come on, you're heroes.
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You took down a secret lab.
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Uh, yeah,
there's always a secret lab.
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And they're never
very secret.
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I'd never been there before,
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and I knew where the bathroom
would be.
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Take your ennui
outside and...
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do whatever you do with it.
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[light jazzy music]
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Are we boring now?
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I mean, Cyril always was.
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[sighs] Fair.
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And Lana got boring
once she got married.
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Excuse me?
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Aw, and her hearing
is starting to go.
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Boring?
You're spies. [chuckles]
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You're just overworked.
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Hey, when was the last time
you all went out for drinks?
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Uh, I'm guessing
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drinking alone outside
doesn't count.
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Think she means as a group.
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And it has been a while.
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Huh, you know, that might be
a nice change of pace.
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That's a great idea.
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There's this new bar called
I Don't Want to Go Home.
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It's right next to
My Marriage was a Mistake
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and down the street
from Fun Cool Single Life,
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but that place closed down.
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Probably because
of the bad name.
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Come to think of it,
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we haven't gone out
since Archer was--
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On sabbatical,
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because that's
what it's called.
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My nephew is in
a medically induced sabbatical.
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I got plans later,
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but I'm down to rage
before my rage.
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Great!
First round's on me.
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KRIEGER: Hold that thought!
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No.
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Aww.
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Next stop:
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-memories we can't remember!
-[elevator dings]
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ALL: Spies! Spies! Spies!
Spies! Spies! Spies! Spies!
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[indistinct chatter]
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Oh, God, who are we?
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[main title theme]
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♪ ♪
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[lounge music]
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Ugh, maybe this work hang
would be better if we--
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Split up? Absolutely.
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-I'll be at the bar.
-PAM: Darts.
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-ARCHER: Women.
-KRIEGER: I got alley.
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Sort of defeats the purpose
of a work hang--
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and they're gone.
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I'm still here.
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Uh-huh.
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Stop doing that.
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I'm just trying
to feel something.
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This group/night is so lame.
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[gasps] We should get
matching tattoos!
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[gasps]
In matching places!
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Mm, I've done worse for less.
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If you really want
to liven things up,
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we should all take my new
experimental psychedelic.
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-What does it do?
-Not sure yet.
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But the rats seemed to like it
before they died.
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No?
Your loss.
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ARCHER:
There he is.
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Cyril!
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Hey, come meet my friends.
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Oh, my God, your eye.
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Oh, this?
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Yeah, that.
That's from--
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It's from a little boy
punching me
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while I tried to tie him up.
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-What the hell was that?
-What?
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You can't just say
the humiliating thing.
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You're supposed
to change the subject.
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Then I don't let you.
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Then you try to explain
but it doesn't work.
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It's no fun if you just admit
you're a loser right away.
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What can I say?
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Maybe I am a loser.
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Yeah, you are...
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a loser.
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Damn it, I feel nothing.
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Maybe feel
a little compassion
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for the man you destroyed?
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Charles Van Doren?
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He betrayed America's trust
in quiz shows, Pam.
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I mean Cyril.
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You broke him, dude.
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How is Cyril being lame
my fault?
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Because he was happy
and good at his job
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and insanely ripped,
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and then you woke up
and started insulting him.
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And now...
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-[grunts] Guys.
-Come on, man.
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Guys, I already agreed
to buy you drinks!
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-Buy us a drink.
-Shoving me solves nothing.
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So yeah, pretty explicitly
your fault.
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Oh, my--
[laughing] That's hilarious.
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[laughs]
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Oh, my God.
Did you see that?
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He just walked away from me.
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Whoa, take it easy,
married lady.
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Ugh, you sound
like my husband...
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who I love
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and will text to join us
right this minute.
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Lana, I was kidding.
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Is this about Archer
calling you boring?
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No, it's just,
what if he's right?
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Sandra,
a man walked away from me.
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That has literally
never happened before!
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Hey, can I get
a couple light beers?
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You can, but you won't.
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Hey!
Not cool, Pam.
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Put it on her tab.
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This rager's on fumes,
and we gotta refill the tank--
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the booze tank.
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Ugh, mescal and Schuetzie?
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Do those even go together?
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Time to find out!
Prost, chicas!
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Cheryl, I'm gonna
say something
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and you're probably
gonna laugh.
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Don't tell me
what to do!
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But fun.
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[chuckling]
Pam thinks I ruined Cyril
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when I woke up.
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Why aren't you laughing?
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-Mm...
-Wait.
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Do you think
I ruined Cyril too?
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Um...
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-Cheryl!
-No?
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-Good.
-Not just Cyril.
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-Wh-what?
-Cyril was first.
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But when he got bad
at missions,
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it put pressure on Lana,
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which led
to her marital problems,
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which made Pam gossipy,
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which made me
start stealing again.
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[whispering]
These aren't my shoes.
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Well, excuse me
for waking up from a coma!
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Are we not saying
sabbatical anymore?
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[suspenseful music]
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MAN:
Yeah, I ain't said nothing.
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I didn't run away.
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The guy with the cane
gassed me.
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Yeah, yeah,
with magical cane gas.
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Do you know how stupid
you sound?
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Can we go
to the hospital now?
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No!
We wait for them to leave
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and see how they like
to be ambushed.
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I don't think they'd take
the microchips to a shitty bar.
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This is about
self-respect, man.
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The boss can get
new microchips for...
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whatever they were for.
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Pretty sure
it's super soldiers.
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[retches]
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Robert, good.
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Question: has me being
out of a coma made Lana
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A, better,
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B, slightly better,
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or C, basically the same?
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I guess she's been
more distant.
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Not one of the options,
Robert!
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What are you even doing here?
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Lana invited me
to join you.
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Yeah, she seems
super invested in that invite.
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I love your hands.
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Wow, she is really...
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They're almost as big
as mine.
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[haltingly]
I mean the same size as mine.
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We're hand twins.
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Ugh, out of practice.
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Hey, was Lana aggressively
flirting with other men
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before I woke up
from my coma?
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No, that's pretty new.
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Damn it.
Also, sorry.
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I wouldn't read into that.
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Oh, my G--[laughs]
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-Or that.
-You know what?
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I trust her.
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Make sure everyone
has a good time.
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I'll text Lana
I couldn't make it.
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Wait, one more question:
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did you also lie to her
while I was in a coma?
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-Robert?
-[door clicks open and shut]
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-Pam, you were right.
-Usually am.
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[sighs] I broke Cyril,
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and broken Cyril
broke the group.
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Yeah,
it's a real butterfly effect.
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And the hurricane
is everyone sucking.
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I know what I have to do,
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but I don't know
if I have the strength.
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You mean...
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Yes. I have to fix Cyril.
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You're gonna need this.
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Yoink!
I'll handle the others.
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Bartender, the biggest bottle
on your highest shelf!
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Whoa, Cyril,
leaving so soon?
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Ugh, might as well.
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All the women here
think I'm a child kidnapper.
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-WOMAN: Creep.
-Failed child kidnapper.
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Well, there's plenty
of fish in the sea
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who don't think
you're a pervert.
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-How about a drink?
-Mescal?
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You know they cut down
an acre of rain forest
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for every bottle of this.
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I'll cut you down.
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Wait, no,
actually, the opposite.
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I, uh, actually
would love to hang out.
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With me?
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Why? I'm so lame.
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-ARCHER: No, you're not!
-Ow.
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Sorry, I thought
you'd at least
258
00:08:37,139 --> 00:08:38,209
try to block that.
259
00:08:38,347 --> 00:08:39,555
Anyway, it's time
we caught up.
260
00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:41,764
Take me to one of those
famous Cyril hot spots.
261
00:08:41,902 --> 00:08:43,041
Is this a trick?
262
00:08:43,179 --> 00:08:46,458
Cyril, I am genuinely
trying to reach out.
263
00:08:46,597 --> 00:08:48,909
Jesus, did you, like,
totally drop workouts?
264
00:08:49,047 --> 00:08:49,910
Seriously?
265
00:08:50,048 --> 00:08:50,911
[sighs]
266
00:08:51,049 --> 00:08:52,395
Yes.
267
00:08:52,534 --> 00:08:55,053
At least I didn't just
lie on the floor crying!
268
00:08:55,191 --> 00:08:56,365
I got shot, okay?
269
00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:57,849
Yeah, and now
you won't shut up about it.
270
00:08:57,987 --> 00:08:59,644
-[line trilling]
-Hi, Sara? Yeah.
271
00:08:59,782 --> 00:09:02,026
Hey, yeah, could you stay
with the kids another hour?
272
00:09:02,164 --> 00:09:03,406
[sniffs]
Sure, um, go ahead,
273
00:09:03,545 --> 00:09:04,925
yeah, order pizza.
274
00:09:05,063 --> 00:09:07,031
Oh, oh, hey, Sara, there's
a coupon on the fridge in the--
275
00:09:07,169 --> 00:09:09,965
Hello! S--oh, shit.
276
00:09:10,103 --> 00:09:12,105
She ain't gonna see
that coupon.
277
00:09:12,243 --> 00:09:14,072
Man, tonight
crashed and burned
278
00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:16,419
like a school bus
into a school bus.
279
00:09:16,558 --> 00:09:19,422
[singsongy]
But I finally got a number.
280
00:09:19,561 --> 00:09:21,148
Aaaaand it's just a receipt.
281
00:09:21,286 --> 00:09:22,805
Are we splitting that,
by the way?
282
00:09:22,943 --> 00:09:24,704
'Cause I think it was all
on my card.
283
00:09:24,842 --> 00:09:26,050
God damn it,
did you people
284
00:09:26,188 --> 00:09:27,430
totally forget how to party?
285
00:09:27,569 --> 00:09:29,087
If you're looking
to party--
286
00:09:29,225 --> 00:09:31,711
Krieger, you've already
taken, like, seven of those.
287
00:09:31,849 --> 00:09:35,128
Really? Ooh, I might
be going away for a while.
288
00:09:35,266 --> 00:09:36,647
It's like Archer
coming out of a coma
289
00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,234
put all of you in one.
290
00:09:38,372 --> 00:09:39,477
But I have the cure.
291
00:09:39,615 --> 00:09:43,101
It's time for a Pampage!
292
00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,553
It's a play on words:
"Pam" and "rampage."
293
00:09:46,691 --> 00:09:47,623
I got that.
294
00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:49,073
It's technically
a portmanteau,
295
00:09:49,211 --> 00:09:50,799
like "brunch"
or "spork."
296
00:09:50,937 --> 00:09:52,594
Or "murdercide."
297
00:09:52,732 --> 00:09:55,079
It's a word.
I was almost part of one.
298
00:09:55,217 --> 00:09:56,598
Look, I've got plans tonight
299
00:09:56,736 --> 00:09:58,841
that I never let
work friends in on,
300
00:09:58,979 --> 00:10:00,463
but this is an emergency,
301
00:10:00,602 --> 00:10:03,743
so you're all invited
to come melt your tits off.
302
00:10:03,881 --> 00:10:05,261
That seems...extreme.
303
00:10:05,399 --> 00:10:07,263
-Agreed. I am in.
-I could melt.
304
00:10:07,401 --> 00:10:08,575
My fingers are whispering!
305
00:10:08,713 --> 00:10:09,680
Krieger's in.
306
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,405
So do you know
what it's time for?
307
00:10:11,543 --> 00:10:12,579
A Pampage?
308
00:10:12,717 --> 00:10:14,270
Oh, shit,
I already said that part.
309
00:10:14,408 --> 00:10:15,927
But yes.
310
00:10:18,067 --> 00:10:19,482
[dramatic music]
311
00:10:19,621 --> 00:10:20,587
So do you always
312
00:10:20,725 --> 00:10:22,278
have these T-shirts
in your car?
313
00:10:22,416 --> 00:10:23,625
Pampage!
314
00:10:23,763 --> 00:10:24,867
What happened to me?
315
00:10:25,005 --> 00:10:26,110
I used to be great at flirting.
316
00:10:26,248 --> 00:10:27,352
-Eh.
-Eh?
317
00:10:27,490 --> 00:10:28,871
Krieger, male perspective?
318
00:10:29,009 --> 00:10:30,459
[whispering]
Shh, I'm invisible.
319
00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:31,978
This isn't
what I had in mind
320
00:10:32,116 --> 00:10:33,531
when I said
we should go out.
321
00:10:33,669 --> 00:10:36,154
Or is it?
322
00:10:36,292 --> 00:10:38,812
Sorry, I thought
we were closer to the corner.
323
00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:41,159
Or is it?
324
00:10:41,297 --> 00:10:43,886
Great,
a scary warehouse party.
325
00:10:44,024 --> 00:10:45,232
PAM: Great, right?
326
00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:48,580
By day, it makes socks,
and by night, it rocks.
327
00:10:48,719 --> 00:10:51,273
But the sock machine is
still running, so be careful.
328
00:10:51,411 --> 00:10:52,412
♪ ♪
329
00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:54,586
I think I might need
a new bandage.
330
00:10:54,725 --> 00:10:56,450
I think you need
to shut the hell up.
331
00:10:56,588 --> 00:10:57,624
We could jump 'em now.
332
00:10:57,762 --> 00:10:59,350
-It is a smaller group.
-No.
333
00:10:59,488 --> 00:11:01,179
-I live just around the corner.
-So?
334
00:11:01,317 --> 00:11:02,836
So how about
we go kill someone
335
00:11:02,974 --> 00:11:04,769
on the corner
where your kids ride bikes?
336
00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:08,186
Yeah, that's what I thought.
337
00:11:08,324 --> 00:11:09,532
-[music thumping]
-LANA: Ugh.
338
00:11:09,671 --> 00:11:10,982
We're gonna be here
all night.
339
00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,328
Ugh, I'm with an old
340
00:11:12,466 --> 00:11:13,916
who cares about
being up all night.
341
00:11:14,054 --> 00:11:15,021
BOUNCER: Yo, Pamageddon!
342
00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:17,092
Sploosh! My man!
343
00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:18,576
Is that where that
comes from?
344
00:11:18,714 --> 00:11:19,853
These sacrifices
for the ring?
345
00:11:19,991 --> 00:11:21,441
[laughing] Oh, hell yes!
346
00:11:21,579 --> 00:11:23,512
-No!
-Nah, just friends.
347
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,376
Any chance you could
throw me a plus-four?
348
00:11:25,514 --> 00:11:28,724
After what you did
for my nana, anything, huh?
349
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,899
Do not,
under any circumstances,
350
00:11:31,037 --> 00:11:32,210
try to keep up with her.
351
00:11:32,348 --> 00:11:35,179
[techno music playing]
352
00:11:35,317 --> 00:11:38,769
♪ ♪
353
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,425
-[grunts]
-[laughs triumphantly]
354
00:11:40,563 --> 00:11:43,152
[engine roaring]
355
00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:47,432
♪ ♪
356
00:11:47,570 --> 00:11:48,710
Shots!
357
00:11:48,848 --> 00:11:50,642
-Aren't those toxic?
-Maybe!
358
00:11:50,781 --> 00:11:53,404
I am getting so many
good tattoo ideas.
359
00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:54,785
[gasps] Forehead!
360
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,132
I'm gonna find
a quiet corner and--whoa!
361
00:11:57,270 --> 00:11:58,858
Welcome to the good life,
Sandra.
362
00:11:58,996 --> 00:12:00,756
Damn it, Krieger, be careful!
363
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,896
CYRIL: Easy.
You'll break Jupiter.
364
00:12:03,034 --> 00:12:04,380
ARCHER:
The planetarium, really?
365
00:12:04,518 --> 00:12:06,210
I asked you where you go
to have fun,
366
00:12:06,348 --> 00:12:08,074
not where you went
on your fifth grade field trip.
367
00:12:08,212 --> 00:12:09,385
CYRIL:
It may not look like it,
368
00:12:09,523 --> 00:12:11,733
but this place has
a crazy singles scene.
369
00:12:11,871 --> 00:12:13,562
As in they have
a single year to live?
370
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,701
What's that?
371
00:12:14,839 --> 00:12:17,773
Uh, nothing, dear.
Enjoy your stars.
372
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:20,224
-While you can.
-Come on, it's fun.
373
00:12:20,362 --> 00:12:22,985
And fifth grade field trips
don't have secret wine.
374
00:12:23,123 --> 00:12:25,401
I guess it depends
on your school...and mother.
375
00:12:25,539 --> 00:12:26,575
[slurps]
376
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,059
Anyway,
do planetarium shows end,
377
00:12:28,197 --> 00:12:29,164
or do people just leave
378
00:12:29,302 --> 00:12:30,752
when they're depressed
enough to...
379
00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:32,823
[spacey music]
380
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:33,962
[gasps]
381
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,550
Witness the majesty
of space?
382
00:12:36,688 --> 00:12:37,586
Pretty great, right?
383
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:38,829
It really is.
384
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,590
You know, I kinda
spent a year in space.
385
00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,592
And that's enough wine
for you, sir.
386
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,456
Cyril, for the last time,
387
00:12:45,594 --> 00:12:47,527
you cannot have wine in here.
388
00:12:47,665 --> 00:12:50,047
Run! We'll lose him
in the asteroid belt!
389
00:12:50,185 --> 00:12:51,186
[slurps]
390
00:12:51,324 --> 00:12:53,188
Huh!
I didn't know he had friends.
391
00:12:53,326 --> 00:12:55,466
Oh, more of a coworker
situation.
392
00:12:55,604 --> 00:12:56,674
PAM: Shot!
393
00:12:56,812 --> 00:12:59,539
Mm. Ahh.
Because all I do is work.
394
00:12:59,677 --> 00:13:00,782
And now that Robert
works with us,
395
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,887
my husband
is also my work husband.
396
00:13:03,025 --> 00:13:04,924
There's your problem.
You gotta set boundaries.
397
00:13:05,062 --> 00:13:06,857
That was my secret
when I tied the knot.
398
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,134
Shot!
399
00:13:08,272 --> 00:13:09,411
Wait, you're married?
400
00:13:09,549 --> 00:13:10,688
Oh, God, no.
401
00:13:10,826 --> 00:13:12,207
I'm talking about
when I officiated
402
00:13:12,345 --> 00:13:14,450
a Wiccan
hand-binding ceremony.
403
00:13:14,588 --> 00:13:15,797
-Shot!
-Mm.
404
00:13:15,935 --> 00:13:17,143
Ugh, shit.
405
00:13:17,281 --> 00:13:19,662
-Am I just doomed to be boring?
-Screw that.
406
00:13:19,801 --> 00:13:22,148
You just need to remember
what single life is like.
407
00:13:22,286 --> 00:13:24,115
And I've got
the perfect reminder.
408
00:13:24,253 --> 00:13:25,599
Krieger, wrap it up!
409
00:13:25,737 --> 00:13:26,877
Shoot!
410
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,120
Stop dancing
and fight me, Dad!
411
00:13:29,258 --> 00:13:30,466
Put him in a body bag!
412
00:13:30,604 --> 00:13:31,640
Yeah!
413
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,642
Do these shots
while I get the keys.
414
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,057
Done.
Wait, keys?
415
00:13:35,195 --> 00:13:36,196
Hey! Keys to what?
416
00:13:36,334 --> 00:13:37,991
-[engine revving]
-Ey, what the shit, Pam?
417
00:13:38,129 --> 00:13:41,339
I'll bring it back
tomorrow...maybe!
418
00:13:41,477 --> 00:13:43,825
To the edge!
Back to the edge!
419
00:13:43,963 --> 00:13:46,828
[sighs]
Uh, guys?
420
00:13:46,966 --> 00:13:48,243
[engine rumbling]
421
00:13:48,381 --> 00:13:50,141
They have a monster truck?
422
00:13:50,279 --> 00:13:52,247
Who the hell are these guys?
423
00:13:52,385 --> 00:13:56,354
This drug
makes cars feel huge!
424
00:13:56,492 --> 00:13:58,184
It's so tiny and fast.
425
00:13:58,322 --> 00:13:59,357
If it was life-size,
426
00:13:59,495 --> 00:14:01,497
it would be going
800 miles per hour!
427
00:14:01,635 --> 00:14:03,016
What?
That's incredible!
428
00:14:03,154 --> 00:14:04,915
-ANNOUNCER: Final lap!
-You got this, Cyril!
429
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,157
It's just you and green.
430
00:14:06,295 --> 00:14:09,195
-Careful!
-I. Can. Hold. It!
431
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:11,093
Yaaaaahh!
432
00:14:11,231 --> 00:14:12,094
ARCHER: Yes!
433
00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:13,578
In your face, green,
434
00:14:13,716 --> 00:14:15,166
you absolute piece of shit!
435
00:14:15,304 --> 00:14:17,859
-[whimpers]
-I-I mean good game, I guess.
436
00:14:17,997 --> 00:14:19,515
[cries]
437
00:14:19,653 --> 00:14:21,621
Jackson,
you've got five minutes
438
00:14:21,759 --> 00:14:24,210
to cover these ladies
in sweat that isn't theirs.
439
00:14:24,348 --> 00:14:25,176
Make it three.
440
00:14:25,314 --> 00:14:28,662
Whoo!
441
00:14:29,698 --> 00:14:31,734
MAN: I'm just saying,
who does this help?
442
00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:35,462
To quote Edward Counsel,
revenge is but a small circle.
443
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,395
Plus, it is getting late
for revenge...
444
00:14:37,533 --> 00:14:38,500
and my babysitter.
445
00:14:38,638 --> 00:14:40,122
MAN: And I'm weak
from blood loss.
446
00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:42,400
-So we'll get 'em next time?
-MAN: Yeah.
447
00:14:42,538 --> 00:14:44,092
-Next time for sure, buddy!
-[cell phone buzzes]
448
00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:47,060
Oh, no, the boss says
get the microchips back now,
449
00:14:47,198 --> 00:14:48,096
or we're dead.
450
00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:50,063
How?
I'm a master of strategy.
451
00:14:50,201 --> 00:14:51,444
My tactics were flawless.
452
00:14:51,582 --> 00:14:53,377
And yet my forces
lie decimated.
453
00:14:53,515 --> 00:14:55,206
Because you left
your Beastmen exposed
454
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:56,552
to his Chaos Dwarf.
455
00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:58,520
Well, yeah,
that's obvious now!
456
00:14:58,658 --> 00:14:59,797
Okay, double or nothing,
457
00:14:59,935 --> 00:15:01,868
which I guess means
two candy bars?
458
00:15:02,006 --> 00:15:03,249
Then prepare, knave, to...
459
00:15:03,387 --> 00:15:06,252
-[gun cocking]
-Call me knave again.
460
00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:07,770
[laughing] I'm kidding!
461
00:15:07,909 --> 00:15:09,634
Good role-playing, Kyle.
462
00:15:09,772 --> 00:15:13,259
LANA: So-ho who's next,
463
00:15:13,397 --> 00:15:16,227
the cowboy or the scientist?
464
00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:18,091
Ha, the scientist!
465
00:15:18,229 --> 00:15:19,886
Okay,
that's where we call it.
466
00:15:20,024 --> 00:15:22,440
Holy shit, is that--
467
00:15:22,578 --> 00:15:25,236
CHERYL: That prince-y guy
who was gonna buy my house.
468
00:15:25,374 --> 00:15:26,479
Oh, no.
469
00:15:26,617 --> 00:15:27,998
Wait, guys, maybe
he hasn't seen us yet.
470
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,447
Maybe it's just a stripper.
471
00:15:29,585 --> 00:15:33,141
A stripper dressed
specifically like Prince Fawad?
472
00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:35,108
-My friends!
-Oh, shit.
473
00:15:35,246 --> 00:15:37,007
[laughs]
I knew I recognized you.
474
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,525
You were all there
that day my mother and I
475
00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:40,182
planned to buy a local mansion.
476
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,012
I think you have us
confused--
477
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,014
No, no.
Then you seduced me.
478
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,154
Then someone else
tranquilized me
479
00:15:46,292 --> 00:15:48,777
before we could consummate
our relationship.
480
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,468
Hmm, I don't remember
that day.
481
00:15:50,606 --> 00:15:52,091
We do get hit
in the head a lot.
482
00:15:52,229 --> 00:15:53,471
And tranquilized a lot.
483
00:15:53,609 --> 00:15:55,439
Anyway, congrats
on figuring out you're gay
484
00:15:55,577 --> 00:15:56,992
before you had sex
with Lana.
485
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,407
Gay? [laughs]
486
00:15:58,545 --> 00:15:59,788
No, no.
487
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:02,170
I just come here to pick up
lonely, horny women.
488
00:16:02,308 --> 00:16:04,172
-Aww.
-Yes, so, uh,
489
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:06,450
would you like to come back
to my penthouse for drugs?
490
00:16:06,588 --> 00:16:07,969
Yeah,
I could use a top-off.
491
00:16:08,107 --> 00:16:09,798
Yeah, thanks
but no, thanks.
492
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,179
But actually, thanks.
We'll come.
493
00:16:11,317 --> 00:16:12,352
Really, Lana?
494
00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:13,526
Partying with
a drug-dealing prince
495
00:16:13,664 --> 00:16:14,665
feels a little extreme.
496
00:16:14,803 --> 00:16:16,632
Maybe for boring
married Lana,
497
00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,048
but for cool single Lana,
498
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:21,223
it's just another school night.
499
00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:23,156
Well, it's your overdose.
500
00:16:23,294 --> 00:16:25,158
Hurry up with that fool.
They're coming.
501
00:16:25,296 --> 00:16:26,815
Just stand up, man.
502
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,851
Is this the hospital, guys?
503
00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:30,992
MAN: They have
armed guards now?
504
00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:33,132
Who the hell are these guys?
505
00:16:33,270 --> 00:16:34,719
[body thuds]
506
00:16:34,857 --> 00:16:37,067
PAM: Sploosh...
507
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,241
would love to see this.
508
00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,002
He's working on his master's
in architecture.
509
00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:42,141
I'm doing this, right?
510
00:16:42,279 --> 00:16:43,245
I have to, right?
511
00:16:43,383 --> 00:16:44,350
Are there more shots?
512
00:16:44,488 --> 00:16:46,317
FAWAD:
So, ladies, interloper...
513
00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:47,836
-Yo!
-Shall we begin?
514
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:48,940
[electronic whirring]
515
00:16:49,079 --> 00:16:50,252
CHERYL:
That's the second-biggest
516
00:16:50,390 --> 00:16:52,737
automatic lube wall
I've ever seen.
517
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:53,773
Don't worry.
518
00:16:53,911 --> 00:16:55,361
We can take this
[whispers] slow.
519
00:16:55,499 --> 00:16:57,432
Said the naked man.
520
00:16:57,570 --> 00:16:58,985
Thanks for noticing.
521
00:16:59,123 --> 00:17:00,676
ARCHER: My Berserker cries,
522
00:17:00,814 --> 00:17:03,576
burying his ax
in your weeping king's chest.
523
00:17:03,714 --> 00:17:06,924
As my Dragon Warrior
rips off his...
524
00:17:07,062 --> 00:17:08,098
Penis.
525
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,513
Not my choice.
Rolled a two.
526
00:17:09,651 --> 00:17:10,548
BOTH: Ugh!
527
00:17:10,686 --> 00:17:12,274
Hey, you can beat up a kid.
528
00:17:12,412 --> 00:17:13,655
Now just do that in the field.
529
00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:15,070
Yeah...
530
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,623
I don't know if I want
to be a field agent anymore,
531
00:17:16,761 --> 00:17:18,246
but I'm afraid to tell anyone.
532
00:17:18,384 --> 00:17:19,247
-What?
-Oh, God.
533
00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:20,524
No, Cyril, that's amazing.
534
00:17:20,662 --> 00:17:22,112
It is? Why?
535
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,389
I thought you were
getting worse in the field
536
00:17:23,527 --> 00:17:24,907
because I was insulting you.
537
00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:26,875
You're just getting worse
because you hate it.
538
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,014
I still don't love
the insults.
539
00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:29,740
You'll get used to it, moron.
540
00:17:29,878 --> 00:17:32,363
Anyway, you gotta do
what's right for you, Cyril.
541
00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:34,124
Because tonight
reminded me:
542
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,057
you're kinda special, and--
543
00:17:36,195 --> 00:17:38,266
-[cell phone buzzing]
-Wait, hold on. Getting a call.
544
00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:39,715
-Uh-huh.
-PAM [over phone]: Penthouse.
545
00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:40,716
Crazy lube wall.
546
00:17:40,854 --> 00:17:42,373
Horny tigers. Pampage.
547
00:17:42,511 --> 00:17:43,512
Gotta get rid of the body.
548
00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:45,066
Oh, thank God.
549
00:17:45,204 --> 00:17:47,309
I almost bonded with Cyril.
550
00:17:50,726 --> 00:17:53,453
[dramatic music]
551
00:17:53,591 --> 00:17:54,558
This better be good.
552
00:17:54,696 --> 00:17:55,800
Cyril and I were...
553
00:17:55,938 --> 00:17:58,734
doing something
way less weird than this.
554
00:17:58,872 --> 00:18:00,322
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
555
00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:02,152
I think he mixed
two blues with a green.
556
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,394
No, I took that.
557
00:18:03,532 --> 00:18:05,293
He took three reds and a white.
558
00:18:05,431 --> 00:18:07,433
Oh, God, I shouldn't
have tried to keep up.
559
00:18:07,571 --> 00:18:08,641
I shouldn't have tried
to keep up.
560
00:18:08,779 --> 00:18:10,677
What the hell happened?
561
00:18:10,815 --> 00:18:13,094
I tried to give myself
a tattoo of a witch skull
562
00:18:13,232 --> 00:18:15,786
with colored lube,
but it got kinda blobby.
563
00:18:15,924 --> 00:18:17,615
Uh, think he meant
with the dead guy.
564
00:18:17,753 --> 00:18:18,927
Lana, you couldn't handle this?
565
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,411
I was--I was--
I was gonna be his first.
566
00:18:20,549 --> 00:18:21,619
I was almost his first.
567
00:18:21,757 --> 00:18:22,689
Obviously we're too drunk,
568
00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:23,932
and his guards
are right outside.
569
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,244
[sighs]
Fine, we got this.
570
00:18:25,382 --> 00:18:26,831
Does Krieger have a bone saw?
571
00:18:26,969 --> 00:18:28,178
To chop up a civilian?
572
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,180
To not go to jail, Cyril!
573
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,664
No. No chopping.
574
00:18:31,802 --> 00:18:34,011
We just need a way to sneak
a body out of the building.
575
00:18:34,149 --> 00:18:35,771
Ooh, I got this.
576
00:18:35,909 --> 00:18:37,670
[uproarious laughter]
577
00:18:37,808 --> 00:18:39,016
Gentlemen, don't wait up.
578
00:18:39,154 --> 00:18:40,328
Let's get him to the docks...
579
00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:43,262
in something inconspicuous.
580
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,609
[engine revving]
581
00:18:45,747 --> 00:18:47,128
[techno music]
582
00:18:47,266 --> 00:18:50,545
[car alarm blaring]
583
00:18:50,683 --> 00:18:51,960
♪ ♪
584
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,376
[engine roaring]
585
00:18:54,514 --> 00:18:55,377
[tires squeal]
586
00:18:55,515 --> 00:18:57,483
Focus!
We're in a car chase!
587
00:18:57,621 --> 00:18:59,485
Shut up.
My sitter is leaving.
588
00:18:59,623 --> 00:19:01,659
And we wouldn't even
be in this car chase
589
00:19:01,797 --> 00:19:02,833
if you weren't a coward.
590
00:19:02,971 --> 00:19:05,007
Would a coward
have nerve gas?
591
00:19:05,146 --> 00:19:06,216
Where the hell
did you get that?
592
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,770
Warehouse.
Just an insurance policy.
593
00:19:08,908 --> 00:19:10,461
Right, Carl?
594
00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:11,773
Carl?
595
00:19:11,911 --> 00:19:13,775
I think Carl is dead.
596
00:19:13,913 --> 00:19:14,983
[tires screech]
597
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,157
Okay, we're good to go.
598
00:19:16,295 --> 00:19:17,813
-Krieger?
-Will you hurry up?
599
00:19:17,951 --> 00:19:19,505
You're embarrassing me.
600
00:19:19,643 --> 00:19:20,747
-[Lana and Cheryl gasp]
-Damn it.
601
00:19:20,885 --> 00:19:22,197
Who the hell is that?
602
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:23,716
ARCHER:
Hey, don't need the light.
603
00:19:23,854 --> 00:19:25,545
Then you should not
have crossed us.
604
00:19:25,683 --> 00:19:27,168
-Did we cross you?
-Probably.
605
00:19:27,306 --> 00:19:28,790
We do cross a lot of people.
606
00:19:28,928 --> 00:19:30,136
Yeah, who are you guys?
607
00:19:30,274 --> 00:19:31,310
We're the guards
608
00:19:31,448 --> 00:19:33,001
from that warehouse
you blew up today.
609
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,175
Well, that's a relief.
610
00:19:34,313 --> 00:19:35,590
Why could that possibly
be a relief?
611
00:19:35,728 --> 00:19:37,247
We know they're not
good guards.
612
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:38,696
Archer, he has a gun.
613
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:40,077
Yeah, we all have guns.
614
00:19:40,215 --> 00:19:42,217
-But we have nerve gas.
-[canister beeps]
615
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,530
Insurance policy!
616
00:19:44,668 --> 00:19:46,635
CYRIL [in slow motion]:
Hiyah!
617
00:19:46,773 --> 00:19:47,671
Oh.
618
00:19:47,809 --> 00:19:49,155
[men screaming]
619
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:50,812
-LANA: Oh, wow.
-PAM: Oh, God.
620
00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:51,951
Whoo-hoo!
621
00:19:52,089 --> 00:19:54,850
All right, Cyril,
AKA Murderfoot!
622
00:19:54,988 --> 00:19:56,818
The field agent is back!
623
00:19:56,956 --> 00:19:58,440
I guess maybe I am.
624
00:19:58,578 --> 00:19:59,683
-[bone snaps]
-Ah!
625
00:19:59,821 --> 00:20:01,512
Cheese and crackers,
this pavement is uneven!
626
00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:02,548
And he's gone.
627
00:20:02,686 --> 00:20:04,722
Which we need to be.
628
00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:06,724
[dramatic jazzy music]
629
00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:08,692
Guys, someone
should say something.
630
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:10,556
I stole a bunch
of his lube.
631
00:20:10,694 --> 00:20:12,351
Amen.
632
00:20:12,489 --> 00:20:16,700
♪ ♪
633
00:20:16,838 --> 00:20:18,874
[gasps]
Who's ready to party?
634
00:20:19,012 --> 00:20:19,875
He's alive?
635
00:20:20,013 --> 00:20:20,876
Oh, thank God.
636
00:20:21,014 --> 00:20:22,361
You didn't check
his pulse?
637
00:20:22,499 --> 00:20:24,639
No.
We were crazy high!
638
00:20:24,777 --> 00:20:26,779
Oh.
Still are, to be honest.
639
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:28,194
Guys, grab the truck!
640
00:20:28,332 --> 00:20:30,403
[all grunting]
641
00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:31,956
We...got this.
642
00:20:32,094 --> 00:20:34,304
ARCHER: [grunts]
643
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,581
CYRIL: Oh, come on!
644
00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:37,652
Thanks, Murderfoot.
645
00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:41,656
[suspenseful jazzy music]
646
00:20:41,794 --> 00:20:45,211
[engine revs]
647
00:20:46,385 --> 00:20:48,076
Um, why did it explode?
648
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,422
[laughing] Oh, that was me.
649
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,597
[sighs]
I learned a lesson today.
650
00:20:51,735 --> 00:20:52,943
No idea what it is.
651
00:20:53,081 --> 00:20:54,634
Don't use lube
to make a tattoo?
652
00:20:54,772 --> 00:20:55,911
Sort of looks like
a palm tree.
653
00:20:56,049 --> 00:20:56,947
I see a fountain pen.
654
00:20:57,085 --> 00:20:59,087
[gasps]
It's a Rorschach tattoo!
655
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:00,122
[tires screech, car door slams]
656
00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:02,539
[laughing] Oh, yeah, Sandra.
657
00:21:03,574 --> 00:21:04,506
How did you find us?
658
00:21:04,644 --> 00:21:05,921
I followed
the monster truck
659
00:21:06,059 --> 00:21:07,060
and the explosion
660
00:21:07,198 --> 00:21:09,270
and whatever that cloud was.
661
00:21:09,408 --> 00:21:11,582
-Nerve gas.
-I'd say cyclosarin.
662
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,481
Jesus Christ!
663
00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:16,346
You realize the chemicals
you dumped in the ocean
664
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:19,625
will probably kill ten times
the seals you saved.
665
00:21:19,763 --> 00:21:21,627
In our defense,
going out was your idea.
666
00:21:21,765 --> 00:21:25,182
Because I didn't know
you were monsters!
667
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:28,219
Guys, the microchips
were for landmines.
668
00:21:28,358 --> 00:21:29,497
-ARCHER: Oh, of course!
-CHERYL: Oh, yeah!
669
00:21:29,635 --> 00:21:30,946
-KRIEGER: Landmines!
-CYRIL: Obviously.
670
00:21:31,084 --> 00:21:33,294
The Pampage does it again!
671
00:21:33,432 --> 00:21:34,433
Does what?
672
00:21:34,571 --> 00:21:37,125
Pampage! Pampage!
673
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:40,024
ALL: Pampage!
Pampage! Pampage!
674
00:21:40,162 --> 00:21:42,095
-PAM: Whoa!
-Oh, no.
675
00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:43,752
[water bubbling]
676
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:46,099
Any second.
677
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,930
She's coming up.
678
00:21:51,933 --> 00:21:53,210
W-we should probably
go get her.
679
00:21:53,348 --> 00:21:56,282
PAM:
[gasps] Pampage!
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