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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,233 --> 00:00:16,233 ♪ I've waited all day for tonight ♪ 2 00:00:20,021 --> 00:00:25,021 ♪ I'm watching the door waiting for your outline ♪ 3 00:00:28,513 --> 00:00:30,473 ♪ And when you show up, your face ♪ 4 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:31,590 ♪ Flickers like a cinema ♪ 5 00:00:31,625 --> 00:00:34,643 ♪ Playing all the cards ♪ 6 00:00:34,678 --> 00:00:37,017 ♪ I was hoping to give you ♪ 7 00:00:37,052 --> 00:00:39,357 ♪ And I got all dressed up ♪ 8 00:00:39,392 --> 00:00:40,486 ♪ To go nowhere ♪ 9 00:00:40,521 --> 00:00:41,941 ♪ And I wanna spend the evening ♪ 10 00:00:41,976 --> 00:00:46,941 ♪ With you there ♪ 11 00:00:47,068 --> 00:00:51,112 ♪ When my eyes see you ♪ 12 00:00:51,147 --> 00:00:55,157 ♪ They go iridescent ♪ 13 00:00:56,019 --> 00:01:00,185 ♪ I'm so wrapped in you ♪ 14 00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:04,352 ♪ I wanna be your present ♪ 15 00:01:05,917 --> 00:01:08,234 ♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪ 16 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:13,269 ♪ Ooh, I wear a little black dress ♪ 17 00:01:14,688 --> 00:01:17,109 ♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪ 18 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:22,144 ♪ Ooh, I wear a little black dress ♪ 19 00:01:24,064 --> 00:01:29,064 ♪ The sight of your mouth sliding up slow ♪ 20 00:01:33,512 --> 00:01:38,512 ♪ Lids that half blink 'cause they refuse to close ♪ 21 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:43,155 ♪ Does your hand go to your chest ♪ 22 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:44,422 ♪ To keep your heart from racing ♪ 23 00:01:44,457 --> 00:01:47,556 ♪ 'Cause when I'm memorizing you ♪ 24 00:01:47,591 --> 00:01:50,655 ♪ I have to do the same thing ♪ 25 00:01:50,803 --> 00:01:52,355 ♪ And then the space that I hate ♪ 26 00:01:52,390 --> 00:01:53,908 ♪ Because this between us is close ♪ 27 00:01:53,943 --> 00:01:56,948 ♪ The sounds that you make ♪ 28 00:01:56,983 --> 00:01:59,954 ♪ To me, are pure gold ♪ 29 00:02:00,146 --> 00:02:02,463 ♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪ 30 00:02:02,498 --> 00:02:07,498 ♪ Ooh, I wear a little black dress ♪ 31 00:02:07,556 --> 00:02:09,642 ♪ A little black dress ♪ 32 00:02:09,677 --> 00:02:11,693 ♪ For you, ooh, ooh ♪ 33 00:02:11,728 --> 00:02:15,063 ♪ Ooh, I wear a little black dress ♪ 34 00:02:24,490 --> 00:02:25,373 What the fuck? 35 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:27,925 Hello? 36 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,106 Hi, Patrick. 37 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,785 Come on, it's not that late. 38 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,156 It is when your kids are gonna 39 00:02:34,191 --> 00:02:35,493 be waking you up in a few hours. 40 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,570 - Just do what Mom did, tell 'em to get their asses 41 00:02:38,605 --> 00:02:40,660 back in bed or else Santa will give their presents 42 00:02:40,695 --> 00:02:42,543 to poor black kids. 43 00:02:43,390 --> 00:02:45,770 God, she was a bitch. 44 00:02:45,805 --> 00:02:47,255 Was? 45 00:02:47,290 --> 00:02:49,847 Oh, right, now she's a cunt. 46 00:02:53,970 --> 00:02:56,865 Um, hey, remember at lunch the other day 47 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:59,320 that book I was reading, "Undiscovered Girl"? 48 00:02:59,355 --> 00:03:01,510 The one about the teenage blogger? 49 00:03:01,545 --> 00:03:03,420 Are you smoking? 50 00:03:03,455 --> 00:03:04,275 What? 51 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,980 No, I quit. 52 00:03:06,015 --> 00:03:06,778 Stop. 53 00:03:06,813 --> 00:03:10,191 Look, anyway, I just finished reading the book 54 00:03:10,226 --> 00:03:13,570 and at the end Katie, that's the blogger's name, 55 00:03:13,605 --> 00:03:17,286 Katie Kampenfelt, she goes missing. 56 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:19,585 What, you mean- 57 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:22,070 - She narrates the whole book and then at the end 58 00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:25,935 her mom takes over and says that a ton 59 00:03:25,970 --> 00:03:28,860 of what Katie told us about herself, 60 00:03:28,895 --> 00:03:32,403 even her name, it isn't true. 61 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:39,540 And then after her last blog entry she got into her car 62 00:03:40,660 --> 00:03:42,110 and she was never seen again. 63 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:46,860 She's never used any of her credit cards 64 00:03:46,895 --> 00:03:49,073 and never used a cell phone. 65 00:03:50,390 --> 00:03:52,440 The mom wants us to try to help find her. 66 00:03:53,340 --> 00:03:54,705 So, what are you- 67 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:58,329 - I just, I need to know what happened to her, you know? 68 00:03:58,364 --> 00:03:59,163 Like... 69 00:04:00,483 --> 00:04:02,516 Was she kidnapped? 70 00:04:02,551 --> 00:04:04,515 Did she run away? 71 00:04:04,550 --> 00:04:06,330 They discovered a dead body at the end of the book 72 00:04:06,365 --> 00:04:09,075 but we don't know if it's Katie or not. 73 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:11,630 - You're talking about her like she's real. 74 00:04:11,665 --> 00:04:12,593 She could be. 75 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:17,010 Maybe it could be based on a true story. 76 00:04:17,045 --> 00:04:18,765 It's possible, right? 77 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,490 Where'd you buy the book? 78 00:04:20,525 --> 00:04:21,975 Amazon. 79 00:04:22,010 --> 00:04:23,633 Fiction or nonfiction? 80 00:04:25,460 --> 00:04:27,260 Wait, didn't you say a guy wrote it? 81 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,483 I'm sorry, I'm- 82 00:04:32,518 --> 00:04:34,195 Lonely, I know. 83 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:35,873 Get some sleep. 84 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:38,320 Come over whenever you want tomorrow. 85 00:04:38,355 --> 00:04:39,905 The earlier the better. 86 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:41,230 Oh, hey, tell Mom to pick up a gallon 87 00:04:41,265 --> 00:04:42,621 of apple cider on the way. 88 00:04:42,656 --> 00:04:43,875 Okay. 89 00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:45,060 Love you. 90 00:04:45,095 --> 00:04:45,928 Love you, too. 91 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,900 - Dear Katie, I just finished your book 92 00:05:54,935 --> 00:05:56,393 and now I can't sleep. 93 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:01,363 I keep imagining your body lying in the woods somewhere. 94 00:06:04,260 --> 00:06:07,713 Empty eyes, wet, filthy hair. 95 00:06:09,890 --> 00:06:12,853 Bugs crawling inside your nose and ears. 96 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,360 It's been awhile since my mind turned this dark. 97 00:06:20,051 --> 00:06:20,913 What can I say? 98 00:06:23,220 --> 00:06:24,803 I'm by myself too much. 99 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,400 I overthink everything. 100 00:06:31,820 --> 00:06:33,323 Anyway, I'm not an idiot. 101 00:06:34,690 --> 00:06:36,323 I know you're not really Katie. 102 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:40,203 You're just an author. 103 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,733 Some dude trying to sell books. 104 00:06:48,690 --> 00:06:53,690 But if you really were Katie, we'd be best friends. 105 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,273 I know it. 106 00:07:10,446 --> 00:07:13,472 ♪ Why don't we give it a try ♪ 107 00:07:13,507 --> 00:07:16,499 ♪ So let's give it a try ♪ 108 00:07:16,534 --> 00:07:19,584 ♪ With you and me ♪ 109 00:07:19,619 --> 00:07:22,599 ♪ Give it a try ♪ 110 00:07:22,634 --> 00:07:24,983 ♪ So, let's give it a whoa ♪ 111 00:07:25,018 --> 00:07:27,623 ♪ Why don't we give it ♪ 112 00:07:27,658 --> 00:07:29,586 Do you think he's gonna write back? 113 00:07:29,621 --> 00:07:30,419 Who? 114 00:07:31,390 --> 00:07:32,223 The writer. 115 00:07:33,470 --> 00:07:34,405 Oh. 116 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:37,780 He's probably too busy jerking off in the mirror. 117 00:07:37,815 --> 00:07:39,416 What do you mean? 118 00:07:39,451 --> 00:07:41,565 Well, yeah, he wants to sell books, 119 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,680 but he also wants fangirls to write him 120 00:07:43,715 --> 00:07:45,840 and tell him what a genius he is. 121 00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:47,094 It's pathetic. 122 00:07:47,129 --> 00:07:48,313 Let it go. 123 00:07:49,930 --> 00:07:50,907 Yeah. 124 00:07:52,130 --> 00:07:54,653 - Dear Katie, I loved your book. 125 00:07:55,590 --> 00:07:58,460 I'm 16 and I live in a wheelchair. 126 00:07:58,495 --> 00:07:59,730 What happened to you? 127 00:07:59,765 --> 00:08:00,995 Are you dead? 128 00:08:01,030 --> 00:08:02,923 I won't tell anyone, I promise. 129 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:08,120 - Dear Katie, my father was a lawyer 130 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:10,700 and a drug addict who beat the shit out 131 00:08:10,735 --> 00:08:12,113 of me and my two brothers. 132 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:16,323 When I was in the third grade he overdosed and died. 133 00:08:18,340 --> 00:08:21,203 It left a hole in my heart so huge nothing can fill it. 134 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:24,760 If you were real, I know you'd understand. 135 00:08:30,150 --> 00:08:33,320 Dear Katie, one night last summer my boyfriend 136 00:08:33,355 --> 00:08:35,472 and I made love for three hours straight. 137 00:08:37,070 --> 00:08:39,592 Tonight memories of him tear me apart. 138 00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:43,793 If you're really flesh and blood, 139 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,150 thank you so much for listening to me. 140 00:09:24,261 --> 00:09:26,128 Is this some sort of joke? 141 00:09:31,230 --> 00:09:33,043 Your mom said that you disappeared. 142 00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:14,390 - My mom didn't write that, I did, 143 00:10:14,425 --> 00:10:15,963 and I never disappeared. 144 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,815 I just wanted to end my blog forever, 145 00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:25,733 cancel my reality show, so I pretended to be my mom. 146 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,890 - But if you're a real person 147 00:10:29,925 --> 00:10:31,945 why is your book sold as fiction? 148 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:34,130 And why is there a man's name on the cover? 149 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:36,095 Same reason I made up 150 00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:39,155 the name Katie Kampenfelt; to be anonymous. 151 00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:42,180 I think private lives should stay private. 152 00:10:42,215 --> 00:10:43,763 I'm a big fan of boundaries. 153 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,470 - Do you write back to every reader 154 00:10:46,505 --> 00:10:47,493 who contacts you? 155 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,615 Actually, you're the first. 156 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:55,040 It's obvious you're smart, cool, and need a friend. 157 00:10:55,075 --> 00:10:56,275 So do I. 158 00:10:56,310 --> 00:11:00,060 And according to your Facebook we live only 87 miles apart, 159 00:11:00,095 --> 00:11:01,010 which is wonderful. 160 00:11:03,180 --> 00:11:04,295 - But if you never write back 161 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,330 why even bother having a contact button? 162 00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:10,776 Because I love being loved. 163 00:11:10,811 --> 00:11:13,883 What's better than fan mail? 164 00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:16,610 You wouldn't believe how much I get. 165 00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:39,140 - Elle, my publisher forwarded me your letter. 166 00:11:39,175 --> 00:11:40,435 I'm sorry to have to tell you this, 167 00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:43,463 but I have nothing to do with KatieKampenfelt. com. 168 00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:46,815 I have no idea who created this site 169 00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:48,880 or who's emailing you, but it's not Katie, 170 00:11:48,915 --> 00:11:50,685 because she doesn't exist. 171 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,005 She's just a character I invented. 172 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,290 She is not and never was real. 173 00:11:55,325 --> 00:11:56,123 Be well. 174 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,490 So, what should I do about fake Katie? 175 00:11:59,525 --> 00:12:00,779 Nothing. 176 00:12:00,814 --> 00:12:02,033 I'll do it. 177 00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:05,335 Hey, creep. 178 00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:08,390 The author says you're a liar. 179 00:12:08,425 --> 00:12:11,045 Katie's make believe. 180 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:14,663 Write to me again, I'm calling my uncle at the FBI. 181 00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:18,783 You're welcome. 182 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:24,670 - Okay, butt head, here's the story. 183 00:12:24,705 --> 00:12:27,280 I met the author at a book signing, 184 00:12:27,315 --> 00:12:29,055 he clearly wanted to bone me, 185 00:12:29,090 --> 00:12:31,835 so I sent him the link to my blog archive. 186 00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:34,545 He loved it, he thought the way I ended it 187 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:38,620 using my mom's voice to say I disappeared was genius. 188 00:12:38,655 --> 00:12:40,610 He offered to help me re-write it and get 189 00:12:40,645 --> 00:12:42,705 it published as a novel. 190 00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:44,800 I told him no way, but if he wanted to do it 191 00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:46,615 we could split the money. 192 00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:49,790 Only he'd have to promise never to tell anyone I was real. 193 00:12:49,825 --> 00:12:51,860 And that's why he lied to you. 194 00:12:51,895 --> 00:12:52,693 You see? 195 00:13:31,302 --> 00:13:32,100 What? 196 00:13:32,135 --> 00:13:34,057 You actually don't believe me? 197 00:13:34,092 --> 00:13:35,962 You really think I made it all up? 198 00:13:35,997 --> 00:13:37,833 Dude, why would I even do that? 199 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:42,567 - Men do all kinds of sick shit for no reason. 200 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,240 Either you're a Christian or you're not. 201 00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:51,380 Clearly she's not, otherwise she wouldn't 202 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:52,393 have married a Jew. 203 00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:55,623 At least not that one. 204 00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:58,540 Do you know he didn't even give little Olivia 205 00:13:58,575 --> 00:14:00,030 a choice about the bar mitzvah? 206 00:14:00,065 --> 00:14:02,232 Can you imagine? 207 00:14:02,267 --> 00:14:04,365 Bat, not bar. 208 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,675 I don't care if he did adopt her, 209 00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:08,090 it doesn't give him the right to impose his faith 210 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:09,760 on a defenseless child. 211 00:14:09,795 --> 00:14:10,593 It's... 212 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,500 Where do you think you're going? 213 00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:17,383 Plate, sink. 214 00:14:37,223 --> 00:14:41,183 ♪ How could you do this to me ♪ 215 00:14:41,218 --> 00:14:45,144 ♪ How could you do this to her ♪ 216 00:14:45,179 --> 00:14:47,278 ♪ This heart below mine ♪ 217 00:14:47,313 --> 00:14:50,535 ♪ Will breathe outside air ♪ 218 00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:53,722 ♪ In just three month's time ♪ 219 00:14:53,757 --> 00:14:57,893 ♪ How could you make my life harder ♪ 220 00:14:57,928 --> 00:15:02,029 ♪ When before you were my only rock ♪ 221 00:15:02,064 --> 00:15:03,942 ♪ You took my heart with you ♪ 222 00:15:03,977 --> 00:15:06,968 ♪ Now I'm left in ashes ♪ 223 00:15:07,003 --> 00:15:09,959 ♪ And nobody's here ♪ 224 00:15:09,994 --> 00:15:12,907 ♪ To clean up ♪ 225 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,345 - My best friend Natasha thinks 226 00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:21,920 you're dangerous, but I'm not sure what 227 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,695 I'm supposed to be afraid of. 228 00:15:23,730 --> 00:15:25,420 You can't get any money out of me, 229 00:15:25,455 --> 00:15:26,670 because I don't have any. 230 00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:30,163 You can't hurt me worse than I hurt myself. 231 00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:41,950 The first time you wrote you said that you were listening. 232 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,668 It's what I need more than anything right now. 233 00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:48,361 Can I tell you my story? 234 00:15:48,396 --> 00:15:49,698 Please. 235 00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:50,793 Are you judgmental? 236 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,545 Yeah, right. 237 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:57,600 - My story is about the infinite stupidity of love. 238 00:15:57,635 --> 00:15:58,900 You can relate, of course. 239 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,915 You swear you won't tell anyone? 240 00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:04,000 On my vaginal health. 241 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,820 I'll write it out in big chunks. 242 00:16:10,874 --> 00:16:11,707 Where do I begin? 243 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,400 My mom made me audition for the cheerleading squad 244 00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:18,290 even though cheering represents pretty much 245 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,033 everything I hate about America. 246 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,959 L- E-T-S-G-O, let's go, let's go. 247 00:16:24,994 --> 00:16:28,127 L- E-T-S-G-O, let's go, let's go. 248 00:16:28,162 --> 00:16:31,261 L- E-T-S-G-O, let's go, let's go. 249 00:16:31,296 --> 00:16:32,094 Go, Bulls! 250 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:34,825 Thank you for your time. 251 00:16:40,401 --> 00:16:44,317 - Dude, I would cum on her face with the force 252 00:16:44,352 --> 00:16:46,293 of a thousand suns. 253 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,565 - That little brown one was pretty hot, too. 254 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,503 Yeah. 255 00:16:52,985 --> 00:16:55,387 But what if you knocked her up? 256 00:16:55,422 --> 00:16:57,755 Consider the genetic consequences. 257 00:16:57,790 --> 00:17:00,753 Ooh, you make an excellent point, sir. 258 00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:05,205 Wait, who was the one from the Special Olympics? 259 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,510 - Elle something. - Right. 260 00:17:11,893 --> 00:17:16,061 Cute face, but, curses on them tiny titties. 261 00:17:18,065 --> 00:17:20,380 - I knew they were idiots. 262 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,236 Didn't matter. 263 00:17:22,271 --> 00:17:24,023 ♪ Sweet girl ♪ 264 00:17:24,058 --> 00:17:28,053 ♪ Oh you're, oh you're, oh you're so sweet girl ♪ 265 00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:35,049 ♪ Sweet girl ♪ 266 00:17:39,361 --> 00:17:40,985 ♪ Where have you gone ♪ 267 00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:46,224 ♪ Where have you gone ♪ 268 00:17:46,259 --> 00:17:48,543 Did you swallow these? 269 00:17:48,578 --> 00:17:50,565 ♪ Where have you gone ♪ 270 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,315 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 271 00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:56,267 ♪ Where have you gone, my sweet girl ♪ 272 00:17:58,852 --> 00:18:02,866 ♪ Sweet girl ♪ - Thank God it's coming up. 273 00:18:02,901 --> 00:18:05,885 You have been given every advantage. 274 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,035 Why should I pay for college? 275 00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:09,910 What you need is missionary work. 276 00:18:09,945 --> 00:18:11,750 A few weeks at our camp in Ghana 277 00:18:12,614 --> 00:18:14,213 would wake you up pretty fast. 278 00:18:14,248 --> 00:18:15,813 They live on a dollar a day! 279 00:18:17,906 --> 00:18:19,221 Come on. 280 00:18:19,256 --> 00:18:21,705 Mommy. 281 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:23,243 That's enough for today. 282 00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:27,160 - Sweet dreams, beautiful girl. 283 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,625 Don't call me that. 284 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,025 Why not? 285 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:36,454 You seriously think I'm a dude? 286 00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:38,570 Fap, fap, fap, fap. 287 00:18:38,605 --> 00:18:39,923 I'm sorry. 288 00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:42,850 Don't be mad, it's just so ridiculous. 289 00:18:42,885 --> 00:18:44,150 Want me to send you a pic? 290 00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:59,051 You look just like I thought you would. 291 00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:03,765 - Dear Katie, as soon as I started 292 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,485 to love you toward the end I knew you'd be destroyed. 293 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,170 Pretty much everyone I've ever loved has died on me. 294 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,623 Why is God so cruel? 295 00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:16,075 I hated college. 296 00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:18,140 After freshman year I begged my mom 297 00:19:18,175 --> 00:19:20,135 to let me transfer to art school. 298 00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:22,225 Instead, she pulled strings to get me into 299 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:26,083 a Christian sorority, also known as hell on earth. 300 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,815 ♪ You've moved to the back of my mind ♪ 301 00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:43,815 ♪ Your outline glows ♪ 302 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:49,350 ♪ I just can't get outta my mind ♪ 303 00:19:50,183 --> 00:19:51,245 Excuse me. 304 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,903 I seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours? 305 00:19:54,850 --> 00:19:56,223 Offensive lineman? 306 00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:59,095 Why do you say that? 307 00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:02,193 Because that was an offense line, man. 308 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,450 - Yo, my name's- - Hold on, hold on, 309 00:20:05,485 --> 00:20:06,283 let me guess. 310 00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:10,283 Kyle. 311 00:20:11,201 --> 00:20:13,290 Not even close. 312 00:20:13,325 --> 00:20:14,835 Biff? 313 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:15,945 Nope, it's- 314 00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:16,833 Okay, hold on. 315 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:18,933 Chip. 316 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:20,733 Chad. 317 00:20:22,169 --> 00:20:24,740 Oh, I'm getting warmer. 318 00:20:24,775 --> 00:20:28,429 Um, oh, I know. 319 00:20:28,464 --> 00:20:32,083 You're a Tad. 320 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,955 How did you do that? 321 00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:37,720 It's magic and you're a tad annoying. 322 00:20:37,755 --> 00:20:40,450 - Not so fast. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 323 00:20:40,485 --> 00:20:42,095 Hey, too rough. 324 00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:43,185 - They say you know everything 325 00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:45,220 about a person the minute you meet them. 326 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,343 I sure did. 327 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:53,490 Look, you don't know how to kiss. 328 00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:02,933 There is one right way and a million wrong ways. 329 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,233 But don't worry, 'cause I can teach you. 330 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:11,600 And for years bitches be like damn, boy, 331 00:21:11,635 --> 00:21:13,300 where you learn to kiss like that? 332 00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:16,253 I have a better idea. 333 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,977 Shut the fuck up. 334 00:21:22,321 --> 00:21:23,275 It went on for months. 335 00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:25,917 I saw the way you looked at him. 336 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,093 - He always cried afterwards. 337 00:21:32,050 --> 00:21:35,353 Apologized, said it would never happen again. 338 00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:50,585 Pretty nasty. 339 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:51,670 Yeah, he is. 340 00:21:55,077 --> 00:21:57,131 Your boyfriend did this? 341 00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,186 Indirectly. 342 00:22:00,381 --> 00:22:01,298 And this? 343 00:22:02,427 --> 00:22:03,260 This? 344 00:22:07,030 --> 00:22:07,863 Directly. 345 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,110 Isn't it time to move on? 346 00:22:15,991 --> 00:22:17,641 I guess it just depends. 347 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,675 On what? 348 00:22:21,710 --> 00:22:23,560 On whether or not I deserve better. 349 00:22:26,539 --> 00:22:28,720 - What will it take to convince you? 350 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,663 Um, I don't know, maybe death? 351 00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:40,183 I'm sorry. 352 00:22:43,343 --> 00:22:44,176 I'm sorry. 353 00:22:48,930 --> 00:22:49,980 Will he let you go? 354 00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:55,483 Not without a fight. 355 00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:58,110 Let's avoid that, okay? 356 00:23:01,870 --> 00:23:02,703 How? 357 00:23:04,390 --> 00:23:05,583 We live together. 358 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,763 - Do you have someone who can help you move out? 359 00:23:10,230 --> 00:23:11,598 Maybe someone from your sorority. 360 00:23:11,633 --> 00:23:12,431 No. 361 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,511 Parent? 362 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,430 Mom, I... 363 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,925 Yeah. 364 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:30,930 Look, see I... 365 00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,373 I'm thinking about hurting myself again. 366 00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:38,750 I dream... 367 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,200 Can I please just come home? 368 00:23:47,090 --> 00:23:48,143 Um, Patrick? 369 00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:52,000 If I did quit school, could I... 370 00:23:53,535 --> 00:23:55,655 Could I maybe stay with you and Marcy? 371 00:23:55,690 --> 00:23:58,610 You know, just like until I get like an apartment 372 00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:00,763 or, you know, like a job. 373 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,513 I mean, I could babysit for you. 374 00:24:08,769 --> 00:24:12,810 I was thinking that maybe I could move out there 375 00:24:12,845 --> 00:24:14,963 and like stay with you for a bit. 376 00:24:16,130 --> 00:24:18,290 I won't be in your way at all, I... 377 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,590 And once I get a job I can... 378 00:24:32,246 --> 00:24:35,906 ♪ Dear, baby bird ♪ 379 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:39,532 ♪ Dear, sparrow ♪ 380 00:24:39,567 --> 00:24:43,596 ♪ You look a lot like me ♪ 381 00:24:43,631 --> 00:24:47,626 ♪ When I lost my wings ♪ 382 00:24:47,661 --> 00:24:50,724 ♪ Dear, baby bird ♪ 383 00:24:50,759 --> 00:24:54,552 ♪ Don't be discouraged ♪ 384 00:24:54,587 --> 00:24:58,327 ♪ Baby, freedom doesn't come ♪ 385 00:24:58,362 --> 00:25:03,327 ♪ In touching the sky ♪ 386 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:07,801 ♪ You look a lot me ♪ 387 00:25:07,836 --> 00:25:11,532 ♪ When I lost my wings ♪ 388 00:25:21,830 --> 00:25:24,485 - I hardly knew my oldest brother Connor. 389 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,345 He left for college right after my father died. 390 00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:30,851 Then he went to law school and only came home for Christmas. 391 00:25:30,886 --> 00:25:34,323 By the time I was in high school he never came home at all. 392 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,573 I never knew why. 393 00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:43,285 Oh, Ellie belly. 394 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,983 You need so much love. 395 00:25:45,990 --> 00:25:46,823 I do. 396 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,670 Hey, meet the in-house expert, huh? 397 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,033 This is my fiance, Joseph. 398 00:26:03,590 --> 00:26:04,423 Delighted. 399 00:26:11,510 --> 00:26:13,533 You really had no clue? 400 00:26:17,690 --> 00:26:18,523 Hello? 401 00:26:22,810 --> 00:26:23,713 Are you there? 402 00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:26,223 Paging Elle Overton. 403 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,523 Please don't disappear again. 404 00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:37,783 I'm begging you. 405 00:26:48,213 --> 00:26:52,480 ♪ Struggling to feel something ♪ 406 00:26:52,515 --> 00:26:57,480 ♪ Other than this pain ♪ 407 00:26:59,215 --> 00:27:02,510 ♪ Don't know why I can't clear my mind ♪ 408 00:27:02,545 --> 00:27:04,690 Sweetheart, you're roasting. 409 00:27:04,725 --> 00:27:05,563 You want a hat? 410 00:27:07,330 --> 00:27:08,163 You need a hat. 411 00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:16,865 Multiple choice: 412 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,805 you're ghosting me because, A, 413 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,325 telling your life story is painful. 414 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:25,360 B, Natasha found out we're pen pals and kicked your ass. 415 00:27:25,395 --> 00:27:28,400 Or C, you killed yourself. 416 00:27:28,435 --> 00:27:29,713 C is closest. 417 00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:33,081 Writing to me doesn't 418 00:27:33,116 --> 00:27:34,103 make you feel better? 419 00:27:35,130 --> 00:27:35,993 Does a little. 420 00:27:36,860 --> 00:27:38,434 Temporarily. 421 00:27:38,469 --> 00:27:41,627 ♪ I don't like this party ♪ 422 00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:44,684 ♪ Anymore ♪ 423 00:27:44,719 --> 00:27:49,609 ♪ I can't feel my feet up off the floor ♪ 424 00:27:49,644 --> 00:27:50,635 ♪ Do do do do do do ♪ 425 00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:52,080 Here's the next chapter. 426 00:27:52,115 --> 00:27:52,913 Enjoy! 427 00:27:53,942 --> 00:27:54,952 Come, come on! 428 00:27:54,987 --> 00:27:58,613 ♪ Do do do do do do ♪ 429 00:27:58,648 --> 00:28:00,160 - When my mom found out Connor 430 00:28:00,195 --> 00:28:01,673 took me in, she called him Judas. 431 00:28:02,990 --> 00:28:06,313 If she'd known he was gay, she would've hired a hitman. 432 00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:08,875 I don't get Joan Crawford. 433 00:28:08,910 --> 00:28:11,686 Her shoulder pads were like condor wings. 434 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:41,815 Hi. 435 00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:44,680 Molly Andrews, such a pleasure to meet you, Elle. 436 00:28:44,715 --> 00:28:46,235 Thank you, same here. 437 00:28:46,270 --> 00:28:48,260 Did Sage offer you something to drink? 438 00:28:48,295 --> 00:28:51,270 Diet soda, coffee, coconut water? 439 00:28:51,305 --> 00:28:53,310 I'm fine, thanks. 440 00:28:53,345 --> 00:28:54,153 Come in. 441 00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:02,683 Welcome to En Garde Creative. 442 00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:05,500 Thanks, I'm so grateful to be here. 443 00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:07,372 Even just- - Your brother thinks 444 00:29:07,407 --> 00:29:09,210 the world of you and my boss thinks 445 00:29:09,245 --> 00:29:10,423 the world of your brother, so- 446 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,715 - Here we are. - Yeah. 447 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,250 How much do you know about us? 448 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,730 Well, just what's on the website, 449 00:29:18,765 --> 00:29:20,933 but I wanna know everything. 450 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,270 Well, we're small, but growing. 451 00:29:24,305 --> 00:29:26,277 Our work is exclusively digital, 452 00:29:26,312 --> 00:29:28,491 marketing directly via email, text, 453 00:29:28,526 --> 00:29:30,635 social media, and search engines. 454 00:29:30,670 --> 00:29:33,520 Right now all of our clients are domestic, 455 00:29:33,555 --> 00:29:35,165 located west of the Mississippi, 456 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,686 but we are starting to attract some interest 457 00:29:37,721 --> 00:29:40,173 in the Pacific rim as well, so who knows. 458 00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:43,970 Wow, really exciting. 459 00:29:44,005 --> 00:29:44,803 It is. 460 00:29:45,675 --> 00:29:46,775 Now tell me about you. 461 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,460 - Well, um, I was blown away when Connor told 462 00:29:52,495 --> 00:29:55,645 me about the job because in college I majored 463 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,223 in marketing with a special focus on interactive media. 464 00:30:00,588 --> 00:30:03,445 I actually left because I just felt like... 465 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,570 I felt trapped in the classroom setting, you know, 466 00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:08,555 it just felt theoretical. 467 00:30:08,590 --> 00:30:11,980 Like it was sort of just like I really wanted 468 00:30:12,015 --> 00:30:13,980 some real world experien... 469 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:21,310 Oh, I got bit by a dog. 470 00:30:21,345 --> 00:30:22,143 What kind? 471 00:30:23,870 --> 00:30:24,703 A beagle. 472 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,785 I had one as a kid. 473 00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:30,210 It got run over right in front of me, 474 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:31,993 I still haven't recovered. 475 00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:34,165 Oh. 476 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,033 Dave Hastings. 477 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,750 Welcome aboard, Connor's sister. 478 00:30:39,785 --> 00:30:41,544 Wait, you mean, I- 479 00:30:41,579 --> 00:30:43,303 That's right. 480 00:30:48,794 --> 00:30:50,137 We're over here. 481 00:30:50,172 --> 00:30:51,480 Go ahead, hop on. 482 00:30:52,930 --> 00:30:55,350 Okay. 483 00:30:56,450 --> 00:30:58,545 - You might want to check underneath first, though. 484 00:30:58,580 --> 00:31:00,640 Your predecessor stuck her chewed gum down there. 485 00:31:00,675 --> 00:31:02,200 That's why I fired her. 486 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,782 Wait, really? 487 00:31:03,817 --> 00:31:05,313 No, I dreamed her paltry. 488 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:07,885 Oh. 489 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,220 So, let's talk business. 490 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,545 What did Connor say about me? 491 00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:16,150 - That you are charismatic, brilliant and funny. 492 00:31:16,185 --> 00:31:17,738 He didn't mention humble? 493 00:31:17,773 --> 00:31:19,292 - No. - That's weird. 494 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,365 So, tell me more about the gum chewer. 495 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,070 - Because you don't wanna make the same mistakes? 496 00:31:30,105 --> 00:31:32,007 Yeah, I wanna make new ones. 497 00:31:32,042 --> 00:31:33,875 She was just too passive. 498 00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:36,400 If there's a way for the office to run more efficiently, 499 00:31:36,435 --> 00:31:37,515 I wanna know about it. 500 00:31:37,550 --> 00:31:38,915 If there's something in my blind spot 501 00:31:38,950 --> 00:31:40,245 I need you to scream, "Watch out". 502 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,500 Maybe you have a concept for one of our campaigns, 503 00:31:42,535 --> 00:31:44,720 it doesn't matter if it's above your pay grade, 504 00:31:44,755 --> 00:31:45,563 I wanna hear it. 505 00:31:53,088 --> 00:31:55,731 ♪ Who would've guessed ♪ 506 00:31:55,766 --> 00:31:58,340 ♪ This is where I'd be ♪ 507 00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:03,375 ♪ Caught between romantic, tragic comedy ♪ 508 00:32:03,436 --> 00:32:05,337 ♪ I'm a girl ♪ 509 00:32:05,372 --> 00:32:08,332 ♪ Who might now know what's good for me ♪ 510 00:32:08,367 --> 00:32:10,573 ♪ 'Cause you're the bad boy ♪ 511 00:32:10,608 --> 00:32:15,152 ♪ But you just look so interesting ♪ 512 00:32:15,187 --> 00:32:15,950 ♪ Hey ♪ 513 00:32:15,985 --> 00:32:19,971 ♪ I can't help it, I love feeling wrong with you ♪ 514 00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:23,009 ♪ And we're right together ♪ 515 00:32:23,044 --> 00:32:25,977 ♪ Or are we better incomplete ♪ 516 00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:30,181 ♪ I can't help it, I love feeling lost with you ♪ 517 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:33,008 ♪ Are we lost together ♪ 518 00:32:33,043 --> 00:32:37,505 ♪ Or do we contrast perfectly ♪ 519 00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:41,968 ♪ Do do do do do do do do do do ♪ 520 00:32:42,106 --> 00:32:42,945 ♪ Do do do do do ♪ 521 00:32:42,980 --> 00:32:44,960 It'll be so much fun finding them. 522 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:47,873 Hey, look who's here. 523 00:32:50,804 --> 00:32:52,090 My new assistant, Elle Overton. 524 00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:52,888 My wife Carmen. 525 00:32:52,923 --> 00:32:55,680 - Hi, I've heard so much about you. 526 00:32:55,715 --> 00:32:56,675 Same here. 527 00:32:56,710 --> 00:32:58,160 So, Elle just had a great idea about 528 00:32:58,195 --> 00:32:59,005 the Eye Candy account. 529 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,795 You know those eye test charts? 530 00:33:00,830 --> 00:33:03,180 She thought it would be fun to post a chart each week, 531 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,530 but hidden inside the jumble of letters is a promo code. 532 00:33:05,565 --> 00:33:06,770 Baby, will you tell me in the car? 533 00:33:06,805 --> 00:33:08,314 We're gonna be late. 534 00:33:08,349 --> 00:33:09,823 Shit, I lost track. 535 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:12,640 Can you close up? 536 00:33:12,675 --> 00:33:13,473 Yeah. 537 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,313 Oh. 538 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,850 Hey, you wanna make extra money? 539 00:33:19,885 --> 00:33:20,925 Uh, who doesn't? 540 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,820 We need a babysitter. 541 00:33:22,855 --> 00:33:23,653 Oh. 542 00:33:24,590 --> 00:33:26,070 You have kids, wow. 543 00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:27,550 Yeah, I would love to. 544 00:33:29,430 --> 00:33:31,712 I have a lot of experience. 545 00:33:31,747 --> 00:33:32,545 Perfect. 546 00:33:41,742 --> 00:33:43,035 - I know what you're thinking, 547 00:33:43,070 --> 00:33:46,270 it was just like when you were hired to be a nanny. 548 00:33:46,305 --> 00:33:47,870 But there was a huge difference. 549 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,183 You were way hotter than the mom. 550 00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:54,703 I was a boy compared to Carmen. 551 00:34:02,630 --> 00:34:03,735 Perfect timing. 552 00:34:03,770 --> 00:34:06,340 Three minutes after brewing the antioxidants 553 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:07,795 start to evaporate. 554 00:34:07,830 --> 00:34:10,659 Is that Facebook or actual science? 555 00:34:10,694 --> 00:34:12,283 It's actual Twitter. 556 00:34:16,514 --> 00:34:17,775 Rough night? 557 00:34:17,810 --> 00:34:18,861 Yeah, the roughest. 558 00:34:18,896 --> 00:34:19,913 What happened? 559 00:34:21,889 --> 00:34:24,800 - Went to a cocktail party sponsored by a tequila company. 560 00:34:24,835 --> 00:34:27,600 I behaved, Carmen didn't. 561 00:34:27,635 --> 00:34:28,620 She, uh... 562 00:34:29,659 --> 00:34:30,745 Oh, she'd kill me. 563 00:34:30,780 --> 00:34:32,710 Well, I won't tell anyone. 564 00:34:32,745 --> 00:34:33,543 I promise. 565 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,265 - When I met Carmen she was just a few years 566 00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:44,850 out of college, I mean, still pretty much a party girl. 567 00:34:44,885 --> 00:34:46,553 She said she was sick of it, 568 00:34:46,588 --> 00:34:50,650 she wanted a husband, four kids, and start her own business. 569 00:34:50,685 --> 00:34:52,739 I mean, that sounded great to me. 570 00:34:52,774 --> 00:34:54,793 So we got married, Esme was born, 571 00:34:55,951 --> 00:34:57,810 and out of nowhere she announces 572 00:34:57,845 --> 00:34:59,670 she doesn't want anymore kids. 573 00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:02,040 Well, that was a surprise. 574 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,530 When I started En Garde I assumed she'd get involved, 575 00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:13,530 help us out, but she doesn't give a shit. 576 00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:15,110 I mean, she wants it to succeed, of course, 577 00:35:15,145 --> 00:35:17,192 for financial reasons, but that's it. 578 00:35:17,227 --> 00:35:19,205 So if she doesn't want anymore kids 579 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:20,653 and she doesn't care about the business, 580 00:35:20,688 --> 00:35:22,630 then what makes her happy? 581 00:35:22,665 --> 00:35:23,463 Shopping. 582 00:35:24,563 --> 00:35:25,935 Oh. 583 00:35:25,970 --> 00:35:27,570 - A few nights a week she still goes out partying 584 00:35:27,605 --> 00:35:28,980 with her old college friends. 585 00:35:29,015 --> 00:35:30,722 So she's not over it. 586 00:35:30,757 --> 00:35:32,395 Looks that way. 587 00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:35,020 Anyway, last night she, uh... 588 00:35:35,055 --> 00:35:37,560 Man, this is so inappropriate. 589 00:35:37,595 --> 00:35:38,463 Oh, my favorite. 590 00:35:40,620 --> 00:35:41,713 She puked up on me. 591 00:35:43,030 --> 00:35:44,025 Wait, literally? 592 00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:46,573 No, trust me, it was no metaphor. 593 00:35:46,608 --> 00:35:48,112 How does that even happen? 594 00:35:48,147 --> 00:35:50,125 I don't know, I was fast asleep. 595 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,998 I assumed she'd just staggered in from the loo and blah. 596 00:35:53,033 --> 00:35:54,225 Oh, my God. 597 00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:55,615 I woke up drenched in puke, 598 00:35:55,650 --> 00:35:56,925 she was passed out on the floor. 599 00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,890 I had to take her to the guest bedroom. 600 00:35:58,925 --> 00:36:00,135 By the time I finished cleaning up 601 00:36:00,170 --> 00:36:02,650 Esme was awake demanding breakfast, so... 602 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:05,795 Yeah. 603 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,723 Oh, you poor thing. 604 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,563 - You know, it's nice to have someone pity me. 605 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,727 Other than myself, of course. 606 00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:29,276 - Your emails are like my favorite novel. 607 00:36:34,190 --> 00:36:36,473 Oh no, you're depressed again. 608 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,220 Are you bleeding, too? 609 00:36:46,255 --> 00:36:47,053 I am. 610 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,350 I wonder if our cycles are in sync. 611 00:36:50,385 --> 00:36:52,617 You know, like roomies. 612 00:36:54,450 --> 00:36:55,835 I loved your book until 613 00:36:55,870 --> 00:36:58,670 I found out it was written by a middle-aged man. 614 00:36:58,705 --> 00:37:01,005 For to your appropriate the heart, soul, 615 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:04,663 and body of a young girl is absolutely disgusting. 616 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,196 - What do you eat when you're bleeding? 617 00:37:12,690 --> 00:37:15,093 I just ate an entire bag of kettle corn. 618 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:24,130 Telling your story will save your life. 619 00:37:24,165 --> 00:37:25,475 I promise. 620 00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:27,223 It definitely saved mine. 621 00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:32,235 I know how to wake you up. 622 00:37:32,270 --> 00:37:35,170 I'll tell you something about myself you don't know. 623 00:37:35,205 --> 00:37:36,003 Let me see. 624 00:37:39,070 --> 00:37:41,680 Okay, how's this? 625 00:37:41,715 --> 00:37:42,603 I'm married. 626 00:37:48,130 --> 00:37:48,963 Seriously? 627 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,153 We have a baby. 628 00:38:00,235 --> 00:38:01,955 I thought you got an abortion. 629 00:38:02,930 --> 00:38:05,655 - I did, my daughter was conceived later. 630 00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:07,983 The right way. 631 00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:11,050 With someone who loves me unconditionally. 632 00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:19,123 I want that so badly. 633 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,065 You'll have it, 634 00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:25,600 and you'll love your baby as much as I love Sarah. 635 00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:30,563 Sarah. 636 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,943 That's my middle name. 637 00:38:36,330 --> 00:38:37,423 Cool. 638 00:38:39,490 --> 00:38:41,240 Now, please get back to your story. 639 00:38:44,590 --> 00:38:45,963 Why do you even care? 640 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,083 We're friends. 641 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,593 Strangers. 642 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,153 We're both. 643 00:38:58,820 --> 00:39:00,420 It shouldn't even be possible. 644 00:39:04,102 --> 00:39:05,803 Good job. 645 00:39:08,730 --> 00:39:10,263 This one or this one? 646 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,803 Um, it's so hard to choose. 647 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,890 Which one goes better with vampire red? 648 00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:24,595 The black one. 649 00:39:24,630 --> 00:39:25,971 You're right. 650 00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:30,430 Miss Elle, you have pretty lips. 651 00:39:30,465 --> 00:39:31,456 Thank you. 652 00:39:31,491 --> 00:39:32,448 You, too. 653 00:39:35,430 --> 00:39:37,970 So Dave says you wanna start your own business. 654 00:39:38,005 --> 00:39:39,675 Definitely. 655 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:42,027 - Well we could use some help over at the office. 656 00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:44,930 How come you don't drop by more often? 657 00:39:44,965 --> 00:39:46,795 You'll understand when you have kids. 658 00:39:46,830 --> 00:39:49,790 This little bug kicks my butt all day, don't you, bonita? 659 00:39:49,825 --> 00:39:51,560 Except when I'm at Rainbow. 660 00:39:51,595 --> 00:39:52,597 What's that? 661 00:39:52,632 --> 00:39:53,565 Her preschool. 662 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:57,375 - After Rainbow Rosalinda comes over, she's my nanny. 663 00:39:57,410 --> 00:40:00,850 - But there are some things only a mommy can do, right baby? 664 00:40:00,885 --> 00:40:03,200 - Rosalinda plays hide and seek and monsters 665 00:40:03,235 --> 00:40:05,005 and we build pillow forts. 666 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,670 - Mommy takes you to movies and yummy restaurants 667 00:40:07,705 --> 00:40:09,715 and buys you pretty dresses. 668 00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:12,209 - Mommy, can Miss Elle take a bath with me? 669 00:40:15,630 --> 00:40:17,345 No, I know. 670 00:40:17,380 --> 00:40:19,680 I'm not sure, as quick as I can darling, okay? 671 00:40:21,130 --> 00:40:22,191 Bye. 672 00:40:26,415 --> 00:40:28,023 This is my favorite. 673 00:40:30,362 --> 00:40:32,003 What do you think of him? 674 00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:33,586 Brilliant. 675 00:40:35,730 --> 00:40:37,970 - If you're ever looking for a present for Carmen. 676 00:40:38,005 --> 00:40:39,177 The bikini or the girl? 677 00:40:39,212 --> 00:40:40,995 The bikini. 678 00:40:41,030 --> 00:40:42,195 It's right up her alley. 679 00:40:42,230 --> 00:40:43,883 - It is exactly why'd she wear it. 680 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,760 I would too if I had her body. 681 00:40:52,410 --> 00:40:57,100 Her closet is like backstage at Fashion Week, 682 00:40:57,135 --> 00:40:58,343 I mean, it's insane. 683 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,580 How do you afford it? 684 00:41:00,615 --> 00:41:01,906 I don't. 685 00:41:01,941 --> 00:41:03,163 I can't. 686 00:41:03,198 --> 00:41:06,005 She blows through my trust like play money. 687 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,523 Each month we barely make it to the finish line. 688 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,850 I am gonna email the photographer 689 00:41:18,885 --> 00:41:22,131 and see if he is available. 690 00:41:31,930 --> 00:41:33,630 Can I ask you a personal question? 691 00:41:35,290 --> 00:41:36,290 Why'd I marry her? 692 00:41:42,963 --> 00:41:44,503 Honestly, we had fun at first. 693 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,050 Went to the gym together, we went hiking. 694 00:41:50,071 --> 00:41:51,835 We traveled loads. 695 00:41:51,870 --> 00:41:54,793 Nonstop shagging, our chemistry was incredible. 696 00:41:57,430 --> 00:41:59,493 Once Esme was born all the fun stopped. 697 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:04,913 No more sex? 698 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,830 On the once-a-month plan now. 699 00:42:10,290 --> 00:42:12,105 Such a cliche. 700 00:42:12,140 --> 00:42:14,190 Even a blind man could've seen it coming. 701 00:42:16,890 --> 00:42:20,203 Marry for conversation, it's the only thing that lasts. 702 00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:31,593 So, Mom called. 703 00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:35,423 Welcome back. 704 00:42:37,450 --> 00:42:39,095 What'd she say? 705 00:42:39,130 --> 00:42:43,943 - I'm still disowned, still Judas, but not you. 706 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,395 She said that even though she'd preferred 707 00:42:47,430 --> 00:42:49,195 if you went back and finished at State, 708 00:42:49,230 --> 00:42:52,990 she is fine with you going to any school you want. 709 00:42:53,025 --> 00:42:54,355 Even art school. 710 00:42:54,390 --> 00:42:56,673 She'll pay for it, too, no questions asked. 711 00:42:57,511 --> 00:42:58,810 Wait, really? 712 00:42:58,845 --> 00:43:00,075 Yeah, yeah. 713 00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:02,175 I'm pretty sure it's the first time 714 00:43:02,210 --> 00:43:03,890 she's surrendered to anyone since she spread 715 00:43:03,925 --> 00:43:05,540 her legs for our lord and savior. 716 00:43:08,330 --> 00:43:09,525 What's the matter? You won. 717 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:10,720 You're supposed to be happier. 718 00:43:14,340 --> 00:43:15,940 Oh, shit, you don't wanna leave. 719 00:43:18,770 --> 00:43:19,603 What's his name? 720 00:43:23,690 --> 00:43:24,740 You don't know him. 721 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,520 Besides, it doesn't matter, he's got a girlfriend. 722 00:43:31,432 --> 00:43:32,560 Is he into you? 723 00:43:35,332 --> 00:43:36,165 No. 724 00:43:38,863 --> 00:43:40,679 I don't know, maybe. 725 00:43:40,714 --> 00:43:41,512 Maybe. 726 00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:50,747 Listen, any guy that you like 727 00:43:50,782 --> 00:43:54,035 who's unavailable, isn't a guy. 728 00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:56,093 He's a drug. 729 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,143 And not like a drug, an actual one. 730 00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:02,888 And way back in the 80s, what did the scary skeletor lady 731 00:44:02,923 --> 00:44:05,756 in the White House tell us to do when we get offered drugs? 732 00:44:06,714 --> 00:44:08,665 I don't know. 733 00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:09,850 Just say no. 734 00:44:11,010 --> 00:44:12,423 Did anyone listen to her? 735 00:44:14,598 --> 00:44:16,395 Of course not. 736 00:44:17,558 --> 00:44:19,690 - I should've phoned home the next day. 737 00:44:19,725 --> 00:44:21,343 It was the perfect time to leave. 738 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:25,975 But you thought Dave 739 00:44:26,010 --> 00:44:29,143 was your destiny, didn't you? 740 00:44:34,489 --> 00:44:37,781 ♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪ 741 00:44:37,816 --> 00:44:41,039 ♪ But I gotta tell you ♪ 742 00:44:41,074 --> 00:44:43,550 - Molly. ♪ I got a thing for you ♪ 743 00:44:43,585 --> 00:44:44,823 Hey, you made it back. 744 00:44:45,710 --> 00:44:47,111 I wouldn't miss this. 745 00:44:47,146 --> 00:44:48,271 Happy birthday. 746 00:44:48,306 --> 00:44:49,396 Thank you. 747 00:44:51,906 --> 00:44:52,739 Hey. 748 00:44:54,710 --> 00:44:55,935 Where's Carmen? 749 00:44:55,970 --> 00:44:57,020 Already passed out. 750 00:44:58,220 --> 00:44:59,018 You slip her a roofie? 751 00:44:59,053 --> 00:45:01,388 Yeah, but I didn't take advantage. 752 00:45:01,423 --> 00:45:03,537 I heard there was cake. 753 00:45:03,572 --> 00:45:05,652 Yeah, she saved you some. 754 00:45:05,687 --> 00:45:06,819 Yeah? Where? 755 00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:09,083 In the kitchen. 756 00:45:12,232 --> 00:45:13,229 What? 757 00:45:13,264 --> 00:45:15,319 - I'm just happy to see you, is all. 758 00:45:15,354 --> 00:45:16,777 You drunk? 759 00:45:16,812 --> 00:45:17,922 Yeah. 760 00:45:17,957 --> 00:45:19,033 Are you? 761 00:45:20,664 --> 00:45:21,497 Stoned? 762 00:45:33,171 --> 00:45:34,004 Come on. 763 00:45:37,108 --> 00:45:40,404 ♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪ 764 00:45:40,439 --> 00:45:43,809 ♪ But I gotta tell you ♪ 765 00:45:43,844 --> 00:45:47,145 ♪ Got a thing for you ♪ 766 00:45:47,180 --> 00:45:50,563 ♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪ 767 00:45:50,598 --> 00:45:54,657 ♪ But I gotta tell you ♪ 768 00:45:54,692 --> 00:45:59,204 ♪ I got this thing for you ♪ 769 00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:03,717 ♪ Ooh, I hate or love you ♪ 770 00:46:03,887 --> 00:46:08,887 ♪ More than anyone ♪ 771 00:46:09,011 --> 00:46:13,074 ♪ Ooh, catch me if you can ♪ 772 00:46:13,109 --> 00:46:17,137 ♪ 'Cause I'm gonna run ♪ 773 00:46:22,287 --> 00:46:26,554 ♪ Ain't that a nicer love ♪ 774 00:46:26,589 --> 00:46:29,102 ♪ But I gotta tell you ♪ 775 00:46:29,137 --> 00:46:31,616 ♪ Got a thing for you ♪ 776 00:46:37,180 --> 00:46:40,633 - Dave and I continued on like everything was normal. 777 00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:44,950 But then a week later we were at the office late 778 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,923 and he kissed me again. 779 00:46:51,990 --> 00:46:56,810 This time he was sober and I didn't run away. 780 00:47:00,210 --> 00:47:02,065 If I had been a cartoon, 781 00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:04,075 my tongue would've popped out of his ear. 782 00:47:08,799 --> 00:47:11,549 Then, finally, he pushed me away. 783 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:19,447 He said, "I'm so sorry, but I can't do this. " 784 00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:22,453 He was a married man. 785 00:47:24,270 --> 00:47:25,123 I laughed. 786 00:47:26,370 --> 00:47:28,900 Like, what, like I didn't know that? 787 00:47:28,935 --> 00:47:30,323 But I thought he was joking. 788 00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:36,530 And he said it like I was the one who kissed him. 789 00:47:38,340 --> 00:47:39,293 It was nuts. 790 00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:43,133 But I didn't freak out. 791 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:48,809 Just shrugged it off and said, "You're right, whatever". 792 00:47:52,710 --> 00:47:55,000 Well, I must've been a pretty good actress 793 00:47:56,295 --> 00:47:59,948 because he actually looked hurt that I wasn't that upset. 794 00:48:03,674 --> 00:48:05,524 But then he started kissing me again, 795 00:48:06,980 --> 00:48:08,823 but this time it was more intense. 796 00:48:11,420 --> 00:48:15,533 He started grabbing my ass, my boobs outside of my shirt. 797 00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:23,100 And then he got on his knees, lifted my skirt up, 798 00:48:23,610 --> 00:48:28,308 pulled my underwear down and started licking me. 799 00:48:31,678 --> 00:48:33,113 It was so fucking dirty. 800 00:48:35,827 --> 00:48:38,452 It's the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me. 801 00:48:42,450 --> 00:48:44,350 My eyes were open the whole time 802 00:48:46,255 --> 00:48:49,293 and I just kept imagining somebody walking in on us. 803 00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:53,533 I came so hard. 804 00:48:58,070 --> 00:49:00,430 Then about 10 seconds later he said, 805 00:49:06,017 --> 00:49:09,755 "Shit, I'm late to meet Carmen". 806 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,848 He got up, door slammed, 807 00:49:18,010 --> 00:49:18,843 and he's gone. 808 00:49:22,503 --> 00:49:23,336 And I... 809 00:49:32,110 --> 00:49:34,163 - What he did to you was rape. 810 00:49:35,490 --> 00:49:37,493 Not literally, because you enjoyed it, 811 00:49:38,860 --> 00:49:41,228 but emotional and psychological violence. 812 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:46,733 - How did you get to be so strong? 813 00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:49,905 - I'm not a teenager anymore. 814 00:49:49,940 --> 00:49:52,451 I understand the evil of human beings, 815 00:49:52,486 --> 00:49:54,963 especially those cursed with nut sacks. 816 00:49:56,380 --> 00:49:58,635 - On Sunday nights, if I watch 817 00:49:58,670 --> 00:50:00,890 a corny Christian movie with my mom 818 00:50:00,925 --> 00:50:02,515 she lets me borrow her car. 819 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,996 - My husband's name is Kevin. 820 00:50:14,031 --> 00:50:15,993 He's tall, dark and handsome. 821 00:50:17,110 --> 00:50:20,593 He used to be a Marine, now he sells medical equipment. 822 00:50:23,390 --> 00:50:26,111 I stay home all day with Sarah, she's three, 823 00:50:26,146 --> 00:50:28,833 beyond precious, the best thing I ever did. 824 00:50:31,210 --> 00:50:32,355 How come you say you wanna meet me 825 00:50:32,390 --> 00:50:35,660 but you never suggest that we like talk on the phone? 826 00:50:35,695 --> 00:50:37,693 You never even ask if we can text. 827 00:50:40,630 --> 00:50:42,392 That's just weird. 828 00:50:43,225 --> 00:50:45,075 Kevin's a jealous freak. 829 00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:46,465 If we called or texted each other, 830 00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:49,720 sooner or later he'd snoop in my phone and bust me. 831 00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:51,965 That's why I only get fan mail on my laptop 832 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,120 and I delete everything the second after I read it. 833 00:50:55,155 --> 00:50:56,689 Bust you for what? 834 00:50:56,724 --> 00:50:58,223 Having a friend? 835 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,265 Is that an actual crime? 836 00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:03,140 No, but we have a deal. 837 00:51:03,175 --> 00:51:04,685 No secrets. 838 00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:07,583 If I told him about you I'd have to tell him how we met. 839 00:51:08,490 --> 00:51:13,307 He knows nothing about my blog, my book, what a slut I was. 840 00:51:15,060 --> 00:51:16,763 If he knew he would go insane. 841 00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:21,685 Fine, I get it. 842 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,103 We'll keep things the way they are. 843 00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:25,213 Where was I? 844 00:51:26,150 --> 00:51:28,995 Right, you won't believe this. 845 00:51:29,030 --> 00:51:31,960 But after he went down on me, he put me right back 846 00:51:31,995 --> 00:51:34,453 in the friend zone like it never happened. 847 00:51:35,750 --> 00:51:39,423 - Being insane, I decided it was because it grossed him out. 848 00:51:40,881 --> 00:51:43,389 Like there was something wrong with me. 849 00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:49,285 - Katie, I just finished reading. 850 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,970 You've probably been chopped into itty bitty pieces by now, 851 00:51:53,005 --> 00:51:56,367 but it's just as possible a miracle occurred. 852 00:51:56,402 --> 00:51:59,186 I'm an aquarius, we're all about miracles. 853 00:51:59,221 --> 00:52:01,970 So I choose to believe you're out there 854 00:52:02,005 --> 00:52:03,705 having an awesome life. 855 00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:13,333 Hello? 856 00:52:17,690 --> 00:52:19,365 It's just me. 857 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,090 - I thought you weren't gonna be back until tomorrow. 858 00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:23,583 I managed to escape early. 859 00:52:23,618 --> 00:52:24,889 What are you still doing here? 860 00:52:24,924 --> 00:52:26,161 Don't you have your own desk? 861 00:52:27,580 --> 00:52:30,830 - I'm just seeing beyond my job description. 862 00:52:30,865 --> 00:52:32,630 Working on some ideas. 863 00:52:32,665 --> 00:52:33,543 You have pluck. 864 00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:36,243 Well, you noticed. 865 00:52:40,890 --> 00:52:43,570 What a waste of time, the whole trip. 866 00:52:43,605 --> 00:52:46,215 Who ever the Japanese were polite? 867 00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:48,220 - Someone who's never heard of Pearl Harbor. 868 00:52:48,255 --> 00:52:50,172 - Well, at least that was over pretty quick. 869 00:52:50,207 --> 00:52:52,090 This was more like the Bataan Death March 870 00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:54,574 with an order of cold uni. 871 00:52:56,730 --> 00:52:57,580 You want a drink? 872 00:52:58,510 --> 00:53:01,210 - If it'll wash the taste of uni out of my mind, yeah. 873 00:53:02,270 --> 00:53:05,293 Fun fact, uni isn't the actual urchin. 874 00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,046 It's the urchin's gonads. 875 00:53:08,081 --> 00:53:09,653 Make that a double. 876 00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:19,946 Thank you. 877 00:53:27,653 --> 00:53:29,113 So, how've you been? 878 00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:33,473 Honestly? 879 00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:42,673 Come here. 880 00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,182 Tell me everything. 881 00:54:09,461 --> 00:54:11,459 What did you... 882 00:54:11,494 --> 00:54:13,577 It's manicure scissors. 883 00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:18,353 Is that my fault? 884 00:54:18,388 --> 00:54:19,151 No. 885 00:54:19,186 --> 00:54:20,019 No, no, no, no, no. 886 00:54:20,054 --> 00:54:20,852 I um... 887 00:54:23,015 --> 00:54:24,765 Been doing it for years on and off. 888 00:54:26,819 --> 00:54:29,920 It's just whenever I get overwhelmed by a situation 889 00:54:31,860 --> 00:54:35,495 or I feel like- 890 00:54:35,530 --> 00:54:38,105 You wouldn't feel overwhelmed if I had 891 00:54:38,140 --> 00:54:40,313 the courage to admit that I was in love with you. 892 00:54:57,126 --> 00:55:02,126 ♪ I don't wanna tell you what you're doing wrong ♪ 893 00:55:02,337 --> 00:55:04,989 ♪ Boy you got rocks in your pockets ♪ 894 00:55:05,024 --> 00:55:06,482 ♪ You better stop it ♪ 895 00:55:06,517 --> 00:55:09,208 ♪ The cinder block is dropping ♪ 896 00:55:09,243 --> 00:55:11,899 ♪ Down beneath the surface ♪ 897 00:55:11,934 --> 00:55:14,700 ♪ Is it working ♪ 898 00:55:14,735 --> 00:55:18,228 ♪ I know you're hurting ♪ 899 00:55:18,263 --> 00:55:21,431 ♪ You don't deserve it ♪ 900 00:55:21,466 --> 00:55:24,564 ♪ Put her in the light ♪ 901 00:55:24,599 --> 00:55:27,794 ♪ We need to see where we're going ♪ 902 00:55:27,829 --> 00:55:30,047 ♪ Up, up, up, up ♪ 903 00:55:30,082 --> 00:55:33,107 ♪ Yeah, we're going up ♪ 904 00:55:57,790 --> 00:56:00,330 - Okay, three crucial questions 905 00:56:00,365 --> 00:56:02,010 after a night of boneage. 906 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:05,991 How big was his dick? 907 00:56:06,026 --> 00:56:07,783 Did you go down on him? 908 00:56:08,660 --> 00:56:09,513 Did you cum? 909 00:56:14,060 --> 00:56:16,393 Waiting for my answers. 910 00:56:18,460 --> 00:56:20,675 I'm watching "True Crime" on TV. 911 00:56:20,710 --> 00:56:22,475 Did you know the leading cause of homicide 912 00:56:22,510 --> 00:56:25,373 in women is having a smile that lights up the room? 913 00:56:25,408 --> 00:56:28,237 In men it's giving friends the shirt off your back. 914 00:56:29,770 --> 00:56:30,713 It's true! 915 00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:34,800 Last week a girl disappeared a few miles from here. 916 00:56:34,835 --> 00:56:37,217 Stella something-Polish. 917 00:56:37,252 --> 00:56:39,565 Did you read about it? 918 00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,586 They found her body this morning floating in a reservoir. 919 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:45,873 Yuck. 920 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:47,873 Hello? 921 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:49,673 Where are you? 922 00:56:50,810 --> 00:56:51,643 Are you dead? 923 00:56:58,660 --> 00:57:01,423 - Sorry about last night, I had a sugar crash. 924 00:57:02,870 --> 00:57:04,810 How do you stay up so late and raise 925 00:57:04,845 --> 00:57:06,045 a kid at the same time? 926 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,040 - I have a nanny five mornings a week. 927 00:57:08,075 --> 00:57:09,984 I'm as lazy as Carmen. 928 00:57:10,019 --> 00:57:11,893 Hey, maybe I am Carmen. 929 00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,043 Ew, creepy. 930 00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,315 Not funny if true. 931 00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:18,595 Dude, it was a joke. 932 00:57:18,630 --> 00:57:21,235 I have real boobs and hate spicy food. 933 00:57:22,380 --> 00:57:24,710 Now stop being such a paranoid loser 934 00:57:24,745 --> 00:57:26,010 and tell me what happened. 935 00:57:29,420 --> 00:57:30,420 You smell so good. 936 00:57:32,270 --> 00:57:33,490 You feel so good. 937 00:57:35,721 --> 00:57:36,888 Taste so good. 938 00:57:39,692 --> 00:57:41,450 You're perfect, you know that? 939 00:57:46,553 --> 00:57:49,023 I wanna crawl inside you and never come out. 940 00:57:52,978 --> 00:57:53,811 Okay. 941 00:58:02,210 --> 00:58:03,975 Here's something I don't get. 942 00:58:04,010 --> 00:58:05,325 If you and Carmen fight all the time 943 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,560 then how does you staying married help Esme? 944 00:58:12,290 --> 00:58:14,350 Wouldn't it be better to get divorced now 945 00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:16,920 before you mess her up for life? 946 00:58:18,180 --> 00:58:19,750 It's an excellent question. 947 00:58:19,785 --> 00:58:21,321 Yes, I'm aware of that. 948 00:58:24,930 --> 00:58:26,680 I wish I had an excellent answer. 949 00:58:34,161 --> 00:58:38,230 - You know, I'm not asking for myself, I promise. 950 00:58:38,265 --> 00:58:41,623 I just want you to be happy, and Esme, too. 951 00:58:42,469 --> 00:58:43,703 What about Carmen? 952 00:58:44,853 --> 00:58:46,185 She can suffer. 953 00:58:54,090 --> 00:58:55,625 Okay. 954 00:58:55,660 --> 00:59:00,160 The real reason I don't divorce her is quite humiliating. 955 00:59:01,449 --> 00:59:02,644 For who? 956 00:59:02,679 --> 00:59:03,676 Whom? 957 00:59:03,711 --> 00:59:04,673 For me. 958 00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:12,660 If we get divorced she'll take half of everything, 959 00:59:12,695 --> 00:59:14,323 which means En Garde goes under. 960 00:59:18,850 --> 00:59:20,860 So you care more about your business 961 00:59:20,895 --> 00:59:22,143 than your own happiness? 962 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:24,233 Honestly? 963 00:59:25,090 --> 00:59:25,923 I... 964 00:59:27,910 --> 00:59:29,260 I doubt I'll ever be happy. 965 00:59:30,170 --> 00:59:31,620 Not in this lifetime, anyway. 966 00:59:32,990 --> 00:59:36,473 I want to be secure, own a business I'm proud of. 967 00:59:54,690 --> 00:59:57,453 - The letter U instead Y-O-U. 968 00:59:58,370 --> 01:00:00,335 No question mark. 969 01:00:00,370 --> 01:00:01,975 But the weirdest thing was that Dave 970 01:00:02,010 --> 01:00:05,548 would never say fucking, always making love. 971 01:00:11,190 --> 01:00:13,840 - Oh no, the bitch stole his phone. 972 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,133 100%, I knew it. 973 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,505 It was a trap. 974 01:00:23,540 --> 01:00:24,863 Definitely. 975 01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,323 But maybe also a gift. 976 01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:35,135 An opportunity. 977 01:00:35,170 --> 01:00:37,138 An open door in my jail cell. 978 01:00:38,570 --> 01:00:40,716 I might never get a chance like this again 979 01:00:40,751 --> 01:00:42,863 and no one could blame me for escaping. 980 01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:46,393 How was I supposed to know the text wasn't from him? 981 01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:53,246 I'm only happy when you're inside me. 982 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,457 God, how I love you, David. 983 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:03,210 Come over again tonight. 984 01:01:04,818 --> 01:01:06,718 Oh, shit. 985 01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:08,713 You're my hero. 986 01:01:18,730 --> 01:01:19,545 Hello? 987 01:01:19,580 --> 01:01:21,665 Did you just text me? 988 01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:24,170 Well, I mean, I responded back to you. 989 01:01:24,205 --> 01:01:26,640 Shit, what did my text say? 990 01:01:26,675 --> 01:01:28,025 You don't remember? 991 01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:29,655 Quick, tell me. 992 01:01:29,690 --> 01:01:32,120 - You said that you loved fucking me last night 993 01:01:32,155 --> 01:01:33,870 and that you wanted to do it again. 994 01:01:34,770 --> 01:01:35,785 I said tonight. 995 01:01:35,820 --> 01:01:37,460 No, no, Carmen wrote it. 996 01:01:37,495 --> 01:01:39,085 She stole my phone. 997 01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:41,400 I'm trying to talk my way out of it, I'll call you later. 998 01:01:41,435 --> 01:01:42,937 Don't, Dave. 999 01:01:42,972 --> 01:01:44,405 What? 1000 01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:47,270 Listen to me, take care of your family. 1001 01:01:47,305 --> 01:01:48,903 Forget about me, I mean it. 1002 01:01:50,574 --> 01:01:51,372 I quit. 1003 01:01:51,407 --> 01:01:52,205 What? No. 1004 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:55,516 Listen, you're not gonna... 1005 01:01:55,551 --> 01:01:58,793 ♪ What an unnatural sight ♪ 1006 01:01:59,854 --> 01:02:03,831 ♪ Her eyes, they felt stunned ♪ 1007 01:02:03,866 --> 01:02:08,607 ♪ To the back ♪ 1008 01:02:08,642 --> 01:02:10,535 ♪ Views of skyline ♪ 1009 01:02:10,570 --> 01:02:12,536 - I was so excited to move on 1010 01:02:12,571 --> 01:02:13,925 that it never occurred 1011 01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:16,112 to me that Connor would find out. 1012 01:02:18,340 --> 01:02:19,973 I'm sorry that I let you down. 1013 01:02:24,319 --> 01:02:27,388 I kinda assumed that you'd be a bit more pissed off. 1014 01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:30,613 Listen. 1015 01:02:32,150 --> 01:02:33,603 Dave gets most of the blame. 1016 01:02:36,330 --> 01:02:38,773 He's older, he's married. 1017 01:02:39,950 --> 01:02:41,323 He was your employer. 1018 01:02:43,130 --> 01:02:46,500 You know, if you wanna sue him my friend 1019 01:02:46,535 --> 01:02:47,644 would be happy to take the case. 1020 01:02:47,679 --> 01:02:48,477 No, no. 1021 01:02:50,437 --> 01:02:51,883 He's a good guy. 1022 01:02:53,420 --> 01:02:55,265 He's just really unhappy. 1023 01:02:57,324 --> 01:02:58,157 And... 1024 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,955 It's on both of us. 1025 01:03:01,990 --> 01:03:04,143 I could've prevented it. 1026 01:03:08,630 --> 01:03:12,333 - Anyway, um, I know somebody who will hire you. 1027 01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,475 The pay is really shitty, but the uniform 1028 01:03:15,510 --> 01:03:17,773 is really unflattering so nobody will hit on you. 1029 01:03:21,647 --> 01:03:23,196 Thank you. 1030 01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:27,215 Oh, Katie. 1031 01:03:27,250 --> 01:03:30,923 So much pain seeing myself in your words. 1032 01:03:32,300 --> 01:03:34,570 What I wouldn't give to reclaim just one 1033 01:03:34,605 --> 01:03:36,260 tick tock of my youth. 1034 01:03:39,279 --> 01:03:40,511 - It's the first time you didn't 1035 01:03:40,546 --> 01:03:41,743 write back after one of my emails. 1036 01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:44,223 Did something happen? 1037 01:03:46,070 --> 01:03:47,320 Finally had enough of me? 1038 01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:52,973 Ready for a little uplift? 1039 01:04:00,790 --> 01:04:03,075 - And as views of his miraculous power 1040 01:04:03,110 --> 01:04:07,120 spread across the land the people delivered 1041 01:04:07,155 --> 01:04:10,943 unto our lord the cripple, the blind, 1042 01:04:12,343 --> 01:04:16,693 those wracked by pain, tormented by seizures, 1043 01:04:18,367 --> 01:04:20,331 even those possessed by demons. 1044 01:04:25,433 --> 01:04:28,015 Sorry I disappeared. 1045 01:04:28,050 --> 01:04:31,190 Kevin walked up behind me while I was on my computer, 1046 01:04:31,225 --> 01:04:34,330 he asked who I was writing to and I had no choice. 1047 01:04:34,365 --> 01:04:35,380 I told him the truth. 1048 01:04:36,220 --> 01:04:38,610 About you, about my book. 1049 01:04:38,645 --> 01:04:39,683 He freaked out. 1050 01:04:40,650 --> 01:04:42,540 He thinks the fact that you won't meet me in person 1051 01:04:42,575 --> 01:04:44,590 means you're a dude who wants to rape me. 1052 01:04:46,130 --> 01:04:48,520 But even if he's wrong he said he still hates 1053 01:04:48,555 --> 01:04:50,420 your guts because I kept you a secret. 1054 01:04:54,790 --> 01:04:58,210 Anyway, he made me promise never to write you again. 1055 01:04:58,245 --> 01:04:59,513 I lied and said okay. 1056 01:05:01,070 --> 01:05:03,773 Like I'd ever let a man control my existence. 1057 01:05:04,780 --> 01:05:05,880 He should know better. 1058 01:05:07,650 --> 01:05:08,875 Go on with your story. 1059 01:05:08,910 --> 01:05:10,899 Please tell me Dave was history. 1060 01:05:10,934 --> 01:05:12,785 The chosen will banish the demons, 1061 01:05:12,820 --> 01:05:16,380 speak in new tongues, bring the word of God 1062 01:05:16,415 --> 01:05:18,323 to every corner of the earth. 1063 01:05:21,660 --> 01:05:23,095 I hoped so. 1064 01:05:23,130 --> 01:05:25,460 I went to work every day and every day 1065 01:05:25,495 --> 01:05:27,703 I missed him less and less. 1066 01:05:32,420 --> 01:05:33,253 Elle! 1067 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,833 We should talk, right? 1068 01:05:42,810 --> 01:05:45,650 Actually, we were all pretty jazzed Carmen 1069 01:05:45,685 --> 01:05:46,855 finally busted him. 1070 01:05:46,890 --> 01:05:49,395 I thought that you all love Dave. 1071 01:05:49,430 --> 01:05:53,850 - We do, we just hate that he sleeps with his assistants. 1072 01:05:53,885 --> 01:05:55,770 Hopefully that's over now. 1073 01:05:55,805 --> 01:05:57,905 We can all finally look Carmen in the eye. 1074 01:06:01,701 --> 01:06:02,534 Oh. 1075 01:06:04,340 --> 01:06:07,226 You thought you were like the first one? 1076 01:06:10,930 --> 01:06:11,763 No. 1077 01:06:14,050 --> 01:06:14,883 How... 1078 01:06:16,090 --> 01:06:17,303 How many others? 1079 01:06:19,730 --> 01:06:21,230 All of them, really. 1080 01:06:22,330 --> 01:06:24,415 Except for the one that was born male. 1081 01:06:24,450 --> 01:06:26,500 Dave didn't know that when he hired her. 1082 01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:28,670 What about the last one? 1083 01:06:28,705 --> 01:06:30,300 The gum chewer? 1084 01:06:30,335 --> 01:06:31,295 Yeah. 1085 01:06:31,330 --> 01:06:33,135 She got super attached. 1086 01:06:33,170 --> 01:06:35,270 She went psycho and moved back to Florida. 1087 01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:38,605 Hey, hey. 1088 01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:39,563 Don't freak out. 1089 01:06:41,030 --> 01:06:41,953 You won. 1090 01:06:43,190 --> 01:06:45,920 You are young and gorgeous and you have 1091 01:06:45,955 --> 01:06:47,453 your whole life ahead of you. 1092 01:06:49,940 --> 01:06:52,650 He has to go straight home to Carmen every night. 1093 01:06:52,685 --> 01:06:55,047 He's not allowed to travel without her, 1094 01:06:55,082 --> 01:06:57,122 she even picked out his new assistant. 1095 01:06:57,157 --> 01:06:59,163 Why doesn't she just divorce him? 1096 01:07:00,030 --> 01:07:01,090 Well, she probably would if she knew 1097 01:07:01,125 --> 01:07:02,340 the truth about you guys. 1098 01:07:03,460 --> 01:07:06,113 But he told Carmen you guys only slept together once. 1099 01:07:07,450 --> 01:07:09,850 He said he did it because he felt sorry for you. 1100 01:07:18,270 --> 01:07:19,743 How do you know so much? 1101 01:07:21,660 --> 01:07:25,423 - I'm smarter than Dave, so he isn't attracted to me. 1102 01:07:27,370 --> 01:07:29,620 But that also means he tells me everything. 1103 01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:37,490 I'm sorry. 1104 01:07:38,390 --> 01:07:39,823 Are you? Really? 1105 01:07:42,990 --> 01:07:45,436 Why doesn't he just divorce her? 1106 01:07:45,471 --> 01:07:46,790 I mean, is he really so scared about losing 1107 01:07:46,825 --> 01:07:47,690 half of his money? 1108 01:07:49,106 --> 01:07:50,464 What do you mean? 1109 01:07:50,499 --> 01:07:51,823 He loses all of it. 1110 01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:55,055 He signed a prenup. 1111 01:07:55,090 --> 01:07:57,580 If they get a divorce he doesn't get a cent. 1112 01:07:57,615 --> 01:07:59,385 No, what about his trust? 1113 01:08:01,370 --> 01:08:02,720 Is that what he told you? 1114 01:08:03,590 --> 01:08:07,283 No, she comes from one of the richest families in El Paso. 1115 01:08:09,020 --> 01:08:11,295 Her dad bankrolls the company. 1116 01:08:11,330 --> 01:08:13,295 He even helped him get his green card. 1117 01:08:13,330 --> 01:08:16,643 When she met him he was literally selling used cars. 1118 01:08:23,469 --> 01:08:24,303 Hey. 1119 01:08:27,710 --> 01:08:29,171 What did Molly tell you? 1120 01:08:29,206 --> 01:08:30,633 Are you stalking me now? 1121 01:08:33,260 --> 01:08:36,300 You know, I should be angry at you for hiring me 1122 01:08:36,335 --> 01:08:37,600 just so you could fuck me, 1123 01:08:39,700 --> 01:08:42,534 but I'm so insane I'm weirdly flattered. 1124 01:08:42,569 --> 01:08:46,513 But what I can't forgive is what a liar you are. 1125 01:08:47,819 --> 01:08:50,683 Carmen isn't a gold digging whore, you are. 1126 01:08:52,260 --> 01:08:53,452 You make me sick. 1127 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,925 Stop, wait, please. 1128 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,260 Just let me say something. 1129 01:08:59,210 --> 01:09:01,139 Look, no matter what happened before, 1130 01:09:01,174 --> 01:09:02,523 it was different with us. 1131 01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:06,165 We had something special, Elle. 1132 01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:07,675 I go to sleep and I miss you, 1133 01:09:07,710 --> 01:09:09,523 I wake up and my life, it's empty. 1134 01:09:10,969 --> 01:09:12,633 I need you, Elle. 1135 01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:15,792 I love you. 1136 01:09:18,170 --> 01:09:20,370 Carmen's with her parents on Saturday night. 1137 01:09:21,410 --> 01:09:24,292 Have dinner with me, please. 1138 01:09:28,770 --> 01:09:29,603 I can't. 1139 01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:34,532 I have a hot date. 1140 01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,000 - I had no idea that cruelty 1141 01:09:39,035 --> 01:09:40,893 could feel so good. 1142 01:09:44,620 --> 01:09:47,360 - Do you have any tall, gorgeous male friends? 1143 01:09:47,395 --> 01:09:48,193 Sure. 1144 01:09:49,430 --> 01:09:51,024 Black? 1145 01:09:51,059 --> 01:09:52,460 Yeah, of course. 1146 01:09:52,495 --> 01:09:53,719 Straight? 1147 01:09:53,754 --> 01:09:55,680 Ah, can't help you there. 1148 01:09:55,715 --> 01:09:56,478 No. 1149 01:09:56,513 --> 01:09:58,510 So you're not racist, you're just- 1150 01:09:58,545 --> 01:09:59,614 Heterophobic, yeah. 1151 01:09:59,649 --> 01:10:00,683 Yeah, breeders? 1152 01:10:04,490 --> 01:10:08,260 - What about a tall gorgeous black male friend 1153 01:10:08,295 --> 01:10:10,945 that can pass as straight? 1154 01:10:10,980 --> 01:10:12,651 Oh, my God. 1155 01:10:12,686 --> 01:10:14,323 I love it. 1156 01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:18,645 - Why is it no matter how liberal 1157 01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:21,330 a white guy is, when it comes to a black guy 1158 01:10:21,365 --> 01:10:23,693 boning his girl he goes full Albright? 1159 01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:25,678 I think it's 'cause of 1160 01:10:25,713 --> 01:10:27,393 the true myth about black dicks. 1161 01:10:28,870 --> 01:10:31,460 - Maybe deep down they wanna suck one. 1162 01:10:31,495 --> 01:10:33,361 Don't we all. 1163 01:10:34,930 --> 01:10:36,583 Oh, hey, gorgeous. 1164 01:10:38,139 --> 01:10:39,499 Back at ya, blue eyes. 1165 01:10:41,550 --> 01:10:43,130 - It's just on the hill, do you mind if we walk? 1166 01:10:43,165 --> 01:10:44,053 I prefer it. 1167 01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:48,420 Don't look now, but he's across 1168 01:10:48,455 --> 01:10:49,955 the street stalking us. 1169 01:10:49,990 --> 01:10:51,590 Don't worry, he's not dangerous. 1170 01:10:53,684 --> 01:10:55,072 I'm not worried about a thing. 1171 01:10:55,107 --> 01:10:57,081 You're smooth. 1172 01:10:57,116 --> 01:11:00,120 - I minored in theater at Arizona State University. 1173 01:11:00,952 --> 01:11:02,816 Is he live tweeting this? 1174 01:11:02,851 --> 01:11:04,680 No, he's texting me. 1175 01:11:04,715 --> 01:11:06,160 It's working. 1176 01:11:06,195 --> 01:11:06,993 Mute! 1177 01:11:08,357 --> 01:11:10,688 - By the way, adore the Miu Miu Slingbacks. 1178 01:11:10,723 --> 01:11:13,020 Well, thank you, Connor picked them out. 1179 01:11:13,055 --> 01:11:13,818 Figured. 1180 01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:16,318 - Why, because the rest of my outfit is shit? 1181 01:11:16,353 --> 01:11:17,780 Oh, great. 1182 01:11:21,330 --> 01:11:22,713 Did locusts attack these? 1183 01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:25,410 This is unacceptable. 1184 01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:28,785 It's time for you to woman the hell up. 1185 01:11:28,820 --> 01:11:30,285 You're not a teenager anymore. 1186 01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:32,723 What do you suggest? 1187 01:11:34,037 --> 01:11:36,480 "La French" as the French call it, 1188 01:11:36,515 --> 01:11:37,830 even though we invented it. 1189 01:11:38,860 --> 01:11:41,535 Pale pink base, white tip. 1190 01:11:41,570 --> 01:11:45,383 Womanly, sophisticated, timeless. 1191 01:11:46,267 --> 01:11:47,166 Well, that's me. 1192 01:11:48,490 --> 01:11:50,531 And leave these poor cuticles alone. 1193 01:11:50,566 --> 01:11:52,573 If you're angry, chew out other people. 1194 01:11:55,460 --> 01:11:56,851 Wow. 1195 01:11:56,886 --> 01:11:58,403 You should be a life coach. 1196 01:11:58,438 --> 01:11:59,920 Connor didn't tell you? 1197 01:12:00,790 --> 01:12:02,210 It's what I am. 1198 01:12:10,370 --> 01:12:12,235 You know, if you were into vagina 1199 01:12:12,270 --> 01:12:14,719 this night would definitely not be over. 1200 01:12:14,754 --> 01:12:16,111 At least, I'd hope not. 1201 01:12:16,146 --> 01:12:18,302 Oh, we'd just be getting started. 1202 01:12:26,037 --> 01:12:27,037 Thank you. 1203 01:12:32,725 --> 01:12:34,142 Goodnight. - Yeah. 1204 01:13:34,860 --> 01:13:36,785 - While he was sending them 1205 01:13:36,820 --> 01:13:38,721 Carmen was probably on her way home 1206 01:13:38,756 --> 01:13:40,623 ready to crawl into bed with him. 1207 01:13:42,110 --> 01:13:43,956 Carmen, who believed he had sex 1208 01:13:43,991 --> 01:13:45,803 with me only once out of pity. 1209 01:13:48,940 --> 01:13:51,104 I didn't forward her the dirtiest ones, 1210 01:13:51,139 --> 01:13:54,323 just the ones where it was really obvious we were in love. 1211 01:13:56,740 --> 01:13:58,393 Did you write anything? 1212 01:13:59,350 --> 01:14:01,215 I kept it simple. 1213 01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:04,663 Dave just sent me these, I'm moving on. 1214 01:14:05,630 --> 01:14:06,523 Why can't he? 1215 01:14:27,303 --> 01:14:28,719 Come in. 1216 01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:35,083 Stay. 1217 01:14:36,490 --> 01:14:37,323 What's wrong? 1218 01:14:40,980 --> 01:14:42,293 I just spoke to Dave. 1219 01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:45,083 He's in jail. 1220 01:14:47,448 --> 01:14:48,548 What? What happened? 1221 01:14:51,180 --> 01:14:54,112 - When you sent the photos to Carmen she kicked him out. 1222 01:14:56,170 --> 01:14:58,035 Told him that he'd hear from her lawyer. 1223 01:14:58,070 --> 01:15:00,420 And then she threatened to move away with Esme. 1224 01:15:02,930 --> 01:15:04,257 He can't explained what happened next. 1225 01:15:04,292 --> 01:15:07,603 "Something snapped", he said. 1226 01:15:10,230 --> 01:15:13,835 What did he do? 1227 01:15:13,870 --> 01:15:15,430 He beat the shit out of her. 1228 01:15:16,780 --> 01:15:18,833 She's in intensive care at St. Luke's. 1229 01:15:19,740 --> 01:15:21,515 Fractured skull, broken jaw, 1230 01:15:21,550 --> 01:15:23,095 one of her implants has ruptured. 1231 01:15:23,130 --> 01:15:25,040 Esme saw the whole thing from the landing. 1232 01:15:25,075 --> 01:15:25,873 Oh, my God. 1233 01:15:26,962 --> 01:15:29,610 Lucky for you, he's pleading guilty. 1234 01:15:29,645 --> 01:15:31,295 He won't contest the divorce, 1235 01:15:31,330 --> 01:15:33,083 he won't contest the sole custody. 1236 01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:36,400 That means no trial. 1237 01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:40,398 You won't get dragged into it. 1238 01:15:40,433 --> 01:15:41,398 Thank god. 1239 01:15:42,969 --> 01:15:44,370 But I'm finished with you. 1240 01:15:45,996 --> 01:15:46,830 No. 1241 01:15:47,719 --> 01:15:49,055 No, please. 1242 01:15:49,090 --> 01:15:50,524 Please, I'm sorry. 1243 01:15:50,559 --> 01:15:52,610 You had every right to lash out on him. 1244 01:15:55,330 --> 01:15:56,430 But not to his family. 1245 01:15:58,570 --> 01:16:01,389 Carmen did nothing to you, nothing. 1246 01:16:01,424 --> 01:16:02,590 Esme did nothing to you. 1247 01:16:07,770 --> 01:16:08,943 You're dangerous, Elle. 1248 01:16:11,820 --> 01:16:14,719 You're ruled by your obsessions, you have no self control. 1249 01:16:19,780 --> 01:16:22,663 Go home, get help, 1250 01:16:25,130 --> 01:16:26,197 figure your shit out. 1251 01:16:40,750 --> 01:16:43,862 - I had no idea that Dave was capable of violence. 1252 01:16:46,780 --> 01:16:47,843 Like my dad. 1253 01:16:50,269 --> 01:16:52,250 Like my mom's godson Leon after he pinned 1254 01:16:52,285 --> 01:16:53,683 me down when I was seven. 1255 01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:57,270 Like Dad who couldn't go more than a few weeks 1256 01:16:57,305 --> 01:16:58,623 without hitting me. 1257 01:16:59,940 --> 01:17:01,952 You're breaking my heart. 1258 01:17:05,327 --> 01:17:06,160 I'm sorry. 1259 01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:09,235 Kevin's taking Sarah 1260 01:17:09,270 --> 01:17:11,600 to his parent's in Michigan this weekend. 1261 01:17:11,635 --> 01:17:14,180 Let's meet up finally. 1262 01:17:14,215 --> 01:17:15,112 Please. 1263 01:17:16,139 --> 01:17:17,593 It's time to trust again. 1264 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:19,993 Let me take care of you. 1265 01:17:21,875 --> 01:17:23,950 Why are you always looking backwards? 1266 01:17:23,985 --> 01:17:25,857 You need to dwell on the future. 1267 01:17:25,892 --> 01:17:27,695 Pick a dream, make it come true. 1268 01:17:27,730 --> 01:17:30,278 - I don't know, it just feels like sometimes 1269 01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:32,370 like no mater what I do I always end up 1270 01:17:32,405 --> 01:17:34,805 with a guy who hates women. 1271 01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:38,650 Like I can't help it, like it's my destiny or something. 1272 01:17:38,685 --> 01:17:40,207 You know that's bullshit. 1273 01:17:40,242 --> 01:17:41,730 There's good men everywhere. 1274 01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:44,854 Well, okay, not everywhere. 1275 01:17:44,889 --> 01:17:47,844 But they're around and you just don't see them. 1276 01:17:47,879 --> 01:17:50,800 And you won't until you get your mind right. 1277 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:55,135 What, like medication? 1278 01:17:55,170 --> 01:17:59,475 Or yoga or therapy or church. 1279 01:17:59,510 --> 01:18:01,558 Or maybe you hug kids with cancer. 1280 01:18:03,380 --> 01:18:05,983 You just need to stop expecting a man to save you. 1281 01:18:07,114 --> 01:18:08,920 It's just you, Elle. 1282 01:18:08,955 --> 01:18:09,963 Nobody else. 1283 01:18:10,980 --> 01:18:13,612 Hard work, the journey inward. 1284 01:18:19,639 --> 01:18:23,532 - You know, I'm gonna miss our run on Saturday. 1285 01:18:24,559 --> 01:18:26,110 I'm going out Friday night and I'm expecting 1286 01:18:26,145 --> 01:18:27,563 to have a massive hangover. 1287 01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:29,862 Is it a date? 1288 01:18:32,175 --> 01:18:33,508 Yeah. 1289 01:18:46,420 --> 01:18:47,375 I'm on my way. 1290 01:18:47,410 --> 01:18:48,969 I didn't tell anyone. 1291 01:18:49,004 --> 01:18:49,803 What about you? 1292 01:18:54,575 --> 01:18:57,195 Remember, exit 26B, 1293 01:18:57,230 --> 01:18:59,570 on the left as soon as you get off. 1294 01:18:59,605 --> 01:19:01,910 It's a bar that used to be a diner. 1295 01:19:01,945 --> 01:19:03,695 Amazing martinis. 1296 01:19:03,730 --> 01:19:05,053 You can't miss the neon. 1297 01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:27,260 Oh, I booked us rooms at the motel next door 1298 01:19:27,295 --> 01:19:29,175 in case we get too drunk to drive. 1299 01:19:29,210 --> 01:19:31,793 I know, how responsible and mature of me. 1300 01:19:34,579 --> 01:19:39,579 ♪ The party went out ♪ 1301 01:19:39,591 --> 01:19:43,578 ♪ Searching for sound ♪ 1302 01:19:43,613 --> 01:19:47,878 ♪ If you wanna be found ♪ 1303 01:19:47,913 --> 01:19:52,528 ♪ Come out, come out ♪ 1304 01:19:52,563 --> 01:19:57,143 ♪ Beams of light ♪ 1305 01:19:57,147 --> 01:20:00,997 ♪ Bend around the tree line ♪ 1306 01:20:01,032 --> 01:20:04,847 ♪ I wanna save your life ♪ 1307 01:20:04,882 --> 01:20:09,520 ♪ Come show me how ♪ 1308 01:20:09,555 --> 01:20:12,829 ♪ I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna find you ♪ 1309 01:20:12,864 --> 01:20:19,211 ♪ I'm gonna find you ♪ 1310 01:20:19,246 --> 01:20:22,523 ♪ I'll be your search party ♪ 1311 01:20:22,558 --> 01:20:27,088 ♪ The party died down ♪ 1312 01:20:27,123 --> 01:20:31,489 ♪ It's just me and a flashlight now ♪ 1313 01:20:31,524 --> 01:20:35,855 ♪ I won't stop till you're found ♪ 1314 01:20:35,890 --> 01:20:38,938 ♪ Come out, come out ♪ 1315 01:21:05,632 --> 01:21:08,383 ♪ And I don't mind ♪ 1316 01:21:08,418 --> 01:21:09,216 Katie? 1317 01:21:10,208 --> 01:21:11,692 Um, I'm sorry. 1318 01:21:11,727 --> 01:21:14,968 ♪ And it's no good keeping it all inside ♪ 1319 01:21:15,003 --> 01:21:17,976 ♪ Till you can love again ♪ 1320 01:21:26,951 --> 01:21:28,322 In back. 1321 01:21:28,357 --> 01:21:33,357 ♪ And I won't have my outside for nothing ♪ 1322 01:21:34,196 --> 01:21:38,838 ♪ Oh, I won't be waiting around for you ♪ 1323 01:21:38,873 --> 01:21:41,671 ♪ I'll be waiting ♪ 1324 01:21:43,407 --> 01:21:44,252 What can I get you? 1325 01:21:44,287 --> 01:21:46,487 - One of your world famous martinis, please. 1326 01:21:47,889 --> 01:21:48,723 How old are you? 1327 01:21:48,758 --> 01:21:49,556 21. 1328 01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:53,487 I believe you. 1329 01:21:55,011 --> 01:21:58,122 ♪ And I'll be drinking through the night ♪ 1330 01:21:58,157 --> 01:22:01,617 ♪ Till you wept and saw the mark on the sign ♪ 1331 01:22:01,652 --> 01:22:03,245 - The place is almost empty 1332 01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:06,565 except for a bored couple, fat bartender, 1333 01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:10,210 a tired waitress and a creepy dude who keeps on 1334 01:22:10,245 --> 01:22:12,210 trying to get the courage to talk to me. 1335 01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:14,763 Hurry up before he succeeds. 1336 01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:23,980 Where are you, dude? - Thank you. 1337 01:22:26,210 --> 01:22:27,008 Thanks. 1338 01:22:27,043 --> 01:22:28,048 I'm starting to worry 1339 01:22:28,083 --> 01:22:29,053 that you punked out. 1340 01:22:30,559 --> 01:22:32,809 Or maybe before Kevin left he handcuffed 1341 01:22:32,844 --> 01:22:33,883 you to the stove. 1342 01:22:46,450 --> 01:22:47,282 Shit. 1343 01:22:59,860 --> 01:23:01,483 Raining, fuck. 1344 01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:03,952 Get here. 1345 01:23:08,433 --> 01:23:11,385 I'm way too drunk to drive. 1346 01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:13,395 Why don't I have your phone number? 1347 01:23:13,430 --> 01:23:16,653 Right, it's your stupid jealous husband's fault. 1348 01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:19,860 You know, if they really think that we're such whores 1349 01:23:19,895 --> 01:23:21,423 then why are they even with us? 1350 01:23:23,557 --> 01:23:26,500 It makes me sick that Kevin made you keep me a secret. 1351 01:23:26,535 --> 01:23:27,705 He's a jerk. 1352 01:23:27,740 --> 01:23:29,532 Yeah, I know, I'm a bitch. 1353 01:23:31,046 --> 01:23:32,628 What the hell happened to you? 1354 01:23:32,663 --> 01:23:34,210 Did you get into a car accident? 1355 01:24:10,567 --> 01:24:13,090 Can I help you? 1356 01:24:13,125 --> 01:24:14,305 Yes. 1357 01:24:14,340 --> 01:24:17,053 Do you have a reservation for an Elle Overton? 1358 01:24:19,270 --> 01:24:20,963 Um, nope. 1359 01:24:23,660 --> 01:24:24,513 Really? Okay. 1360 01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:27,760 Wow. - Oh, oh, wait, wait. 1361 01:24:27,795 --> 01:24:29,252 Yeah, sorry. 1362 01:24:29,287 --> 01:24:30,415 E. Overton, yep. 1363 01:24:30,450 --> 01:24:31,543 Paid in full. 1364 01:24:34,150 --> 01:24:37,449 And is it just for myself? 1365 01:24:37,484 --> 01:24:40,748 Um, single, smoking. 1366 01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:43,213 I'd have to see some ID. 1367 01:24:44,378 --> 01:24:45,210 Right. 1368 01:24:46,599 --> 01:24:47,772 Oh, sorry. 1369 01:24:47,807 --> 01:24:48,946 There you go. 1370 01:24:53,702 --> 01:24:54,965 Here we go. 1371 01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:58,593 Checkout's at 11, room is right down there on the left. 1372 01:25:01,490 --> 01:25:03,340 And did she get a room for herself? 1373 01:25:05,050 --> 01:25:06,250 Right next door. 1374 01:25:08,030 --> 01:25:09,580 Is there a door between them? 1375 01:25:10,530 --> 01:25:11,362 Nope. 1376 01:25:15,231 --> 01:25:16,895 Is she in there right now? 1377 01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:18,993 Nope. 1378 01:25:23,030 --> 01:25:24,723 Thank you, thanks. 1379 01:25:24,758 --> 01:25:25,710 Enjoy. 1380 01:26:52,340 --> 01:26:54,015 I'm in the room. 1381 01:26:54,050 --> 01:26:55,655 It's not bad. 1382 01:26:55,690 --> 01:26:57,575 I can't let you pay for it, though, 1383 01:26:57,610 --> 01:27:00,553 especially since I'm leaving as soon as I'm okay to drive. 1384 01:28:19,380 --> 01:28:21,708 I'm here, bitch. 1385 01:28:24,177 --> 01:28:25,413 Okay. 1386 01:29:11,050 --> 01:29:13,455 - Dear Katie, I've only left New Mexico 1387 01:29:13,490 --> 01:29:15,860 one time and it was for boarding school. 1388 01:29:15,895 --> 01:29:18,395 I've never even see the ocean. 1389 01:29:18,430 --> 01:29:20,725 I want an exciting life like yours. 1390 01:29:22,630 --> 01:29:23,434 Hi, Katie. 1391 01:29:23,469 --> 01:29:25,615 My name is Annie Dormer. 1392 01:29:25,650 --> 01:29:28,090 I feel faintly idiotic even typing your name 1393 01:29:28,125 --> 01:29:29,735 because you're a fictional character, 1394 01:29:29,770 --> 01:29:33,253 but I just wanted to say I wish you were real. 1395 01:29:37,230 --> 01:29:39,230 - Katie, is this really the best 1396 01:29:39,265 --> 01:29:40,705 our society can do? 1397 01:29:40,740 --> 01:29:42,524 To treat females this way? 1398 01:29:42,559 --> 01:29:45,653 We're the world's mothers, sisters and daughters. 1399 01:29:47,300 --> 01:29:49,295 - Annie Dormer again, I just had 1400 01:29:49,330 --> 01:29:51,255 the weirdest dream about you. 1401 01:29:51,290 --> 01:29:53,080 We were at a party, you said that you were gonna 1402 01:29:53,115 --> 01:29:54,980 have sex with this hot guy you just met 1403 01:29:55,015 --> 01:29:56,393 and did I wanna watch? 1404 01:29:57,330 --> 01:30:02,112 I got scared because for some reason I did. 1405 01:30:04,040 --> 01:30:06,460 - Katie, my dad died at work. 1406 01:30:06,495 --> 01:30:08,392 He was basically cut in two. 1407 01:30:08,427 --> 01:30:10,255 I don't think I even loved him, 1408 01:30:10,290 --> 01:30:14,728 but just like you, his death scarred me for life. 1409 01:30:16,210 --> 01:30:18,778 - The whole world is drowning in lies. 1410 01:30:19,860 --> 01:30:21,770 Our hearts are in constant pain 1411 01:30:23,030 --> 01:30:26,320 of a sort we can neither identify nor feel. 1412 01:30:26,355 --> 01:30:30,452 We're not human, just virtually human. 1413 01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:34,969 Your honest, brave, lively spirit is just 1414 01:30:35,004 --> 01:30:36,520 what the world needs right now. 1415 01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:38,309 What I need. 97402