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Several
states are rolling the dice
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in a move to jumpstart their economies.
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It's a gamble that could pay off,
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or one we may all regret.
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It's a critical moment
for states like Georgia,
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home of the world's busiest airport,
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where the governor has
issued guidelines to open up.
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Our Steve Osunsami leads
us off from Atlanta
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with what's happening there
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and what it could mean
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for the rest of us.
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Let's get this started, right?
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This is
reopening day in Atlanta.
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After weeks of trying to pay
her bills with empty pockets
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and closed doors at her hair salon,
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small business owner, Regina Herschel,
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was excited and nervous today.
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When the governor announced it,
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what was your feeling when you heard that?
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Oh my goodness,
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I was excited because I felt like,
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oh my God, now I have a chance
to at least try to work,
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so that way I can provide for my family,
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so I was excited about it,
even though I am still nervous.
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That's a natural feeling.
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Turn left.
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Turn left on Led borough Lane.
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In 800 feet, turn right on
Wolfe Road, then turn right.
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Turn right, then turn
right on Wilton Road.
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- Where the hell this bitch got me going?
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This nasty ass trash.
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- 'Cause I motherfucking said
that we was gonna pull up.
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Friend, pull up.
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'Cause I said we gonna pull up
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and beat his motherfucking ass.
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Stop.
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You have reached your destination.
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- You ready to do this, bitch?
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- You motherfucking right.
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- Let's go.
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- Myron!
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Myron!
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- Ooh!
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I'm gone tear that ass up.
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- Oh, damn.
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- Want it to get put?
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Get it, baby.
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- Yes, throw that dick on me, baby.
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Yes, come here.
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- Myron, I know you in there.
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Okay, okay.
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Oh this bitch better open this door!
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- I'm going to,
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I'm gonna tear your ass up.
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- Ooh, yes daddy,
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oh, you know I love big
men with big muscles.
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- Hey Myron, your crazy-ass
girlfriend outside,
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and she got Juanaman with her.
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- Hey, look baby, you
gotta get out the house,
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or get out of the bed, or something.
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- I'm not going nowhere.
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What you mean?
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Get up out outta here,
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my ass aint going nowhere,
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I'm not going nowhere.
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Get goin', you
gonna get us both killed!
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- I can't fit up under this damn bed,
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Boy, what's wrong with you?
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- My fat ass can't fit underneath this bed
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you aint seen this ass?
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Fuck.
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- Is we gonna beat his
ass, girl, or beat his ass?
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- We gonna beat his motherfucking ass.
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Snow.
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- Hello?
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- Where you at?
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- Don't you hear the water running?
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I'm at the car wash.
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- Where Myron at?
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- Myron?
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He just ran somewhere,
lemme call you back.
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Hey another customer,
another car, another car.
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- He ain't at work?
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- Myron.
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- Goddamn, I wet my goddamn boots,
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I gotta hurry up and
get to this God damn job
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- Oh damn.
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- Myron, open the fucking door right now.
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- Myron, open the fucking door, bitch.
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Myron.
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Where that hoe at?
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- Open the door, Myron.
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- Shh.
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- Friend, he right here, girl.
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Get his ass, girl.
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Get his duck body ass.
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- Where he at?
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- Oh no, bitch.
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Oh no, he back here?
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I gotta take my fucking boots off.
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Okay.
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Where he at?
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I'm tired of this
man, this dumb ass shit man.
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- Oh shit, what?
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Almost got yourself hit at the same time,
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always running around
with this bullshit, man.
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You always doing this goddamn shit.
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And who this is in this goddamn car?
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Listen, listen, do you got Obamacare left,
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what we need we need is straight cash.
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I got something-
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- I love your work,
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however, you're quite nigga-ish
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with your time frame.
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- You want your car cleaned
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like your bald ass head?
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That's what's wrong with you.
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You always stressing, you got
your little hair right now.
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- I want everything clean.
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- I got this, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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- Where's the water? That's what I mean.
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- Where's the water?
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- You just got here.
- Where's the water?
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- Do you know the words that
are coming out of my mouth?
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- Colored people time.
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We have to change that,
- Okay, I got something
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- to something better.
- For you.
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- Let's get to work.
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- I got you.
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- I thought there was
more than one of you guys.
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- I'm fittin' to clean that goddamn head
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now, I'm Mr. Clean.
- Be Black, be better.
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- Your bald head is so clean,
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shine on me.
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I'm fittin' to blow your ass up.
- Listen, just the car.
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I clean my own head.
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- goddamn.
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Come on now.
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Son of a bitch good, you good?
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Ha, damn.
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Wait, hold on now, hold on right there.
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You're holding the line up
youngster, what you need.
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- I need a tire,
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I got a nail in my tire.
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Nail in a tire.
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Aye its goddamn quarantine prices
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I got one over here though.
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- Quarantine prices?
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What you talking about?
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- All right hoe,
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Come right off got them legally.
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Police Interceptor, Dollar twenty five.
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- A hundred what?
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$125.
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- $125?
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Don't be
scared away, quarantine prices.
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I got to eat baby.
- Nah, I'm straight, man.
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You don't even got tools out here.
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- Hey, I don't need no....
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Hey, these right here, you got no hair,
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but you hustle out on me.
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- You got these old,
small-ass jumpsuit on.
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- Hey, Paco.
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Hey, Paco, take him up there
to goddamn Jose and them.
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Take him to Jose.
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Son of a bitch ain't worth a
goddamn dime in Mexican money.
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- What's going on?
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How can I help y'all?
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- Oh no.
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Goddamn, goddamn
here come your crazy ass girl
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and her live termite.
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You all always got
something going on here.
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- Who the fuck is that Myron?
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How you washing cars in the rain, Myron?
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- What damn ass rain?
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We using the goddamn rain outside.
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Hold on, hold on.
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- Hold on, what you got going
on? Now listen, you all-
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- Who's this bitch?
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Who is this bitch?
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- Can I get a car wash?
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- You washing, how crazy
it's raining out here.
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But it don't matter, man, we
taking the rain and putting it right here.
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- Whatever, damn right.
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- You better get your ass...
- Hey hold on.
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Listen, you don't do that.
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- Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you.
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- Get your hands up.
Shoot his ass, girl.
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- What you want?
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- You know what I want,
I've been quarantining
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for a long time, I'm tryna, what's up?
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- I mean, I need you to kindly
step back, social distancing.
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- No, I'm clean, though,
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I ain't even got no.
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Why you acting like that?
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- I mean you wanna
talk, go ahead and talk.
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- I'm tryin' to talk to you,
I'm tryin' to come over.
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Hola at me, man, I've
been quarantining in here,
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you know what's up?
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- Nah, I think I'm good.
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- Oh come on, man, I bet I'm good.
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- I'm good, you enjoy your day.
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- I'm telling you man I'm clean, though,
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I aint got no COVID.
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- You ain't got a mask on.
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- Damn.
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It don't matter, plan B.
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Oh, hello.
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Yeah, what's up baby?
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I know I ain't talk to you in a while,
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but, you know, I've been quarantining,
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that's why I'm calling,
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I'm trying to get some
of that COVID coochie.
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Come on, man, you tripping' now.
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And you know I ain't got no goddamn COVID.
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You got COVID?
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Look if you do got COVID and I got COVID,
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it don't matter, we can
make some COVID babies.
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Come on, I need it, man.
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I'm begging you, okay, come on,
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please come over, I'll
just put the tip in.
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I'll put the tip in.
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Gimme two pumps, I ain't
gonna do nothing else.
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You always bringing up my girl, man.
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I got a "situationship"
is an entanglement.
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It don't matter, I don't
want two pumps from her.
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I'm trying to put the head in you.
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Now what's up?
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- Oh, hey, I gotta call you back.
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Shit.
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- Can I have a word with you Rednick?
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Can I have a word with you?
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Now listen, man, we've gotta
keep this clean, all right?
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The climate of America right now
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is not needing more police violence.
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It's not gonna be like it
was last week, all right?
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I'm not having it no
more, I will report you,
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and that's a promise, that is a promise.
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- Brownman, if you ever put
your fucking hands on me,
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I'll kill you.
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- I'm recording that.
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I'm recording that.
- Hey guys,
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hey guys, hey guys.
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Before we go in, we good, we good.
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Where's your mask at bro?
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It's a whole pandemic outside, man,
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let's get this money, I ain't playing.
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- You threaten me, I will report you.
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I didn't touch you, I didn't touch you,
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I didn't touch you, go.
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- Need my goddamn rent today,
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these niggas is tripping' on me.
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This
aint "90 Days Later."
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- You know what time it is.
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I said, you know-
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- Watch out.
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- Whoa, hey, hey, hey, come on, man.
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You can't do that,
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these people have rights right here.
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Just relax, just keep it calm.
263
00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:44,650
- You know what time it is,
264
00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:46,986
come on, come on now, I know you in there.
265
00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,220
I know you in there.
266
00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:49,188
Sir, I don't
think you have a warrant
267
00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:50,556
to do this crazy shit.
268
00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:51,390
- Goddamn, why you knocking
269
00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:52,224
on the door like that?
270
00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:53,059
- You know why I'm knocking on the door,
271
00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,493
you're 90 days late,
you sweaty motherfucker.
272
00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:55,728
Man it been quarantined,
273
00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:56,729
the day of the quarantine, y'all know
274
00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:57,563
what I'm talking about.
275
00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:59,031
- Was the day after, nigga. Pay up.
276
00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:01,367
I got...
277
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,604
Officer, officer.
278
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,606
Get his ass, get his ass.
279
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,540
Officer I'm recording this.
280
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,809
Stay there, you stay there.
281
00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,544
Call for backup, we got a runner.
282
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:12,378
What?
283
00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:13,746
Get your
motherfucking ass down.
284
00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:14,580
Motherfucker.
285
00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:15,581
- I'm filming this, officer.
286
00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:16,549
Officer, I'm filming this.
287
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,383
- He aint doing nothing.
288
00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:18,217
What did I do?
289
00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:19,285
Now, he
aint pay my rent nigga.
290
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,354
- Listen, Black man, can I talk
to you for a minute, please?
291
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,488
- If I can get my rent, we can-
292
00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,423
- We're gonna work that
out, I promise you that,
293
00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:26,425
I just need my partner
to calm the hell down.
294
00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:27,259
- Sir, are you-
295
00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:28,361
- Man, shut the fuck up.
296
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,629
Aint nobody tell you to say shit.
297
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,263
I'll snatch that goddamn beard
298
00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:32,832
off your motherfucking ass.
299
00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,066
He told me to speak, sir.
300
00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:35,234
- Aint nobody...
301
00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:36,736
I own that motherfucker.
302
00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:37,570
- Officer Rednick.
303
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,404
Officer Rednick, I'm gonna ask you...
304
00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:40,506
I have to ask you to stand down.
305
00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:42,708
- I will have your money in 90 days.
306
00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:43,709
- In 90 days?
307
00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:45,311
It's been 90 days.
308
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,880
You gonna have my money in the morning.
309
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:51,317
And if you don't, I'm a
bring my officers back here.
310
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,886
- You can not threaten this
man with a police officer.
311
00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:54,854
You cannot do that, sir.
312
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,022
- Why am I paying you?
313
00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:57,323
- You're not paying me.
314
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,190
- Can I get up, sir?
315
00:10:58,190 --> 00:10:59,291
- Please get up, sir.
316
00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:00,126
Help this man up.
317
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,664
That is
against policy, sir, please.
318
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,498
Fuck you, shut the up,
319
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,199
where the fuck you mask at?
320
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:08,034
I don't got-
321
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,336
Shut the fuck
up! Get his ass.
322
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,406
- Sir, can I speak to
you for a moment, please?
323
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,240
Sir.
324
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,074
- Please tell him
325
00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:15,908
cause he being an asshole.
326
00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:17,677
- This is not what we're trained to do.
327
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,078
This is upsetting.
328
00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:20,112
Sir, are you okay?
329
00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:20,946
Are you okay?
330
00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,281
Do you need medical attention?
331
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:23,215
- I need all the off this-
332
00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:24,050
- Get the fuck off this nigga, man.
333
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,851
- And why are you caring
about this motherfucker?
334
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,887
- 'Cause he's a man.
335
00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:28,721
You don't see a man here?
336
00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:29,722
- Who paying you?
337
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:31,724
Huh?
338
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,592
Allah pays me
339
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:34,560
- Please get up, sir.
340
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,995
Get up, get up, get up.
341
00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:39,298
- Stand back, stand back, stand back.
342
00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:40,933
- I told you I'm a have your money.
343
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,902
- When you gonna to have it, though?
344
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:43,736
- In the morning.
345
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:45,705
- In the morning?
346
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,908
- I've been on quarantine
for 90 days, man.
347
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,277
- So you got your stimulus checks?
348
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:52,111
Yeah.
349
00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:53,679
- I ain't get mine yet.
350
00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:56,015
- But somebody got theirs.
351
00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:57,349
You aint gonna have two spots.
352
00:11:57,349 --> 00:11:58,284
I feel threatened
353
00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:00,686
you talking with your beard, huh?
354
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,888
Your beard got something to say to me?
355
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:03,856
- No sir.
356
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:06,559
Sir, sir, sir, please.
357
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,893
Do you feel threatened right now, sir?
358
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:08,728
- Shut the fuck up.
359
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,029
Does your
beard feel threatened?
360
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,164
- You think this a game?
361
00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:13,399
You think you're gonna have a car wash
362
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,501
and a crib, on my name?
363
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:18,738
Nigga this is my grandma old house.
364
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,073
I will beat your ass.
365
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:21,907
- I don't know about that, but-
366
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,109
- I can't allow you to do that,
367
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,076
I'm a beat his ass.
368
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,245
- Get his ass, get his ass.
369
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,546
- Sir stop.
370
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,884
You ever walk
up on me like that again
371
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,152
I will beat your motherfucking ass.
372
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:34,186
- But I'm an officer too,
373
00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:35,221
why would you wanna beat me up?
374
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,323
Why do you wanna beat that man up?
375
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,924
Why do you wanna beat anyone up?
376
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,595
What's wrong with you guys, man?
377
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,664
I did not sign up for this shit.
378
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,434
- Why the fuck did you bring him?
379
00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:52,738
I need enforcers, boy you
know, you the man, you the man.
380
00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:00,112
- Beat Beaterman here, your
local anchor news reporter
381
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,247
out here in these streets.
382
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,782
I'm here to give you the local ATL news.
383
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,616
Live in Atlanta,
384
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,551
we're here at a new eco-friendly carwash
385
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:09,288
where apparently are using
almost waterless carwash, almost.
386
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,890
Apparently it's a cap-full for the window,
387
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,625
and a bottle for the whole car.
388
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,194
We're gonna talk to a
few satisfied customers.
389
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,097
Hey right here in car number one,
390
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:19,799
car number two, number two.
391
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,633
- Oh stop, stop.
392
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,034
Son, hey, hey, hey, look, what the hell
393
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,169
you got going on?
- What's up, man, is this-
394
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,770
- I said a cap a window,
395
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,105
you done gave the
goddamn car a whole bath.
396
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,573
- All right, my bad, man.
397
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:28,774
- Listen, that coming
out your goddamn pay.
398
00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:29,608
You come out your pay-
399
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:30,543
- Come on, man, you tripping', man,
400
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,777
what's happening, it'll wash no car, man
401
00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:33,512
we aint gonna get no car
clean with no cap of water.
402
00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:35,147
- A bottle a car, and a cap a window.
403
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,515
You don't pour all the
goddamn water on the car.
404
00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:38,384
- You just poured the
water on the car too.
405
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,218
- What?
406
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,086
Only thing I care about is these boots.
407
00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:42,021
Why is it...
408
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:42,855
I know your other friend.
409
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:43,856
- All right, man, my bad, boss.
410
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:46,292
- Okay we're gonna talk to a
few of the satisfied customers
411
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,126
at Ain't Nobody Safe Carwash.
412
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,561
Come on here ladies.
413
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,263
Okay, what's your name, honey?
414
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:52,765
- My name Cookie, hey.
415
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:53,799
- Okay, all right.
416
00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:54,633
And how do you like the service at
417
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:55,534
Ain't Nobody Safe Carwash?
418
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:56,669
- The service was phenomenal,
419
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,003
they washed my car and all that.
420
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,405
- Okay, what do you do for a living?
421
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,639
- Well, I'm a Instagram model,
422
00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:03,475
you can follow me
@cookieortiz and all that.
423
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,780
- And I'm a certified scammer.
424
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,615
- Oh, okay, all right,
425
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:10,449
we'll go ahead and talk
to a few other customers.
426
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,186
Cut it, cut it.
427
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,187
- Back up, back up.
428
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,922
Hey, I need back up back here
429
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:19,358
'cause it's the last two cars.
430
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,760
I got a John and John, they so...
431
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:25,364
But we doing
what you told us to do?
432
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,766
- Yeah, come on back
here right now, hurry up.
433
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:32,338
Hey you, you listen, I don't
care about nothing but these.
434
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:35,040
This all I got.
- Goddamn boots, man, okay.
435
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:35,875
- That's all.
- I get it.
436
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,443
- So why don't you go marry
the boots or something?
437
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:38,277
Go fuck the boots or something, man.
438
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:40,179
- Listen, I don't care about that.
439
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:41,013
- And we're back.
440
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:43,782
We're here to talk to
another satisfied customer.
441
00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:45,084
.
442
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,552
What the hell is going on, man.
443
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,386
- What's going on, buddy?
444
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,220
How you doing?
445
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,121
What's your name?
446
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,256
- My name Flaco, man, you
know, what's going on?
447
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,757
All right, man, okay,
448
00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:53,259
and this was your first
time using the service,
449
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,293
how'd you like it?
450
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:55,127
- Oh the service fine, man,
451
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:55,961
that's my little dog,
452
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:56,795
I came to support the little business,
453
00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:57,630
I'm from Broward County, you feel me?
454
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,164
Came here with that sauce, man.
455
00:14:59,164 --> 00:14:59,999
Y'all boys tighten up, man,
456
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,267
you want that bread y'all come in.
457
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,401
- Oh shit, let me hold a
dub , motherfucker.
458
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,302
- Shit is you talking about?
459
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:04,603
Hey, as a matter of fact, man,
460
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,472
I went down the street to the
little mechanic over there,
461
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:07,840
man, that man fluke as fuck,
462
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,042
man, yall tighten up,
don't go over there man.
463
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,778
- Oh, okay.
464
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:18,484
Live at Seven, we'll be
talking about Fluke Mechanics
465
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,953
in the downtown Atlanta area.
466
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,021
Back to you, Tom.
467
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:34,099
She thick as hell boy.
468
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,235
Hey, what's up baby?
469
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,069
Hey, come get some money,
470
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:39,004
I got that stimulus for
you, baby .
471
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,540
Boy I got it came, boy.
472
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:42,574
- You got your check?
473
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:43,842
- Yeah, I got my check, I got mine.
474
00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:44,677
Did you get yours?
475
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:45,611
- Hell no.
476
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,912
How you got to check before me?
477
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,414
- I don't know, man,
it was in the mailbox.
478
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:49,415
I don't know, man,
479
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:50,349
I just mine in there before yours-
480
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,685
- And I put it in before
you, for mine, man.
481
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:53,652
- Ain't got nothing to do with me.
482
00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:55,421
- The mail lady won't
even stop for me bro.
483
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:56,255
- 'Cause you look aggressive, man.
484
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,090
She ain't gonna do nothing
to me, I'm sexy, boy.
485
00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,191
She probably went in the mail,
486
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:00,292
put mine in first.
487
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,126
- How much it?
488
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,494
- Now you ask too many questions.
489
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:03,796
Sorry to be you, boy,
490
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,863
what you gonna do?
491
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:05,698
What you gonna do?
492
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:06,966
- Shit I just gotta wait for my check,
493
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,267
what you fittin' to do with yours?
494
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,368
- You know what I'm fittin' to do, man,
495
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:10,469
did you see that girl ride past that?
496
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,371
I've been looking at her all week, man.
497
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,305
- You sound dumb.
498
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,139
You just got yo check,
499
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,241
and you gonna go fuck with some girls?
500
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,910
Man you can feel this,
you got your check spent
501
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:18,911
before you even get that shit.
502
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,012
- It don't matter, man.
503
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,146
That's what they talkin...
504
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,614
They talking about giving
out a second one, right?
505
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:23,549
I'll wait for the second one
506
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:24,416
to do whatever I got to do with that.
507
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:27,286
But this one, definitely, I'm
buying coochie with this one.
508
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,120
Ha, that check, man.
509
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,556
- Man, it's hot as hell
out, lemme hold something.
510
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,390
- No.
511
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,257
- I'll pay you when I get mine.
512
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:33,092
- All right now, that's all good, man.
513
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,360
You can go in the bathroom
514
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,627
and hold this shit while you piss, boy,
515
00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:36,762
that's all you need to hold.
516
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:37,997
Before you go, I aint getting...
517
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,298
Come on, man, you aint...
518
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,233
Alright, man, come on, chill out bruh.
519
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:42,468
- Fuck you, man.
520
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:43,669
- Happy boy, money boy,
521
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,537
I'm about to go down to get
that coochie right now, though.
522
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:46,805
- Today was a good day
523
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:51,043
that's what I'm talking about,
thank God, thank God, boy.
524
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:52,544
God thank you so much.
525
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:54,813
Yeah boy, that's a lot.
526
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:56,582
What's up?
527
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:57,816
Hey mama, how you all doing?
528
00:16:57,816 --> 00:16:58,784
What's going on?
529
00:16:58,784 --> 00:16:59,618
- You missed us?
530
00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:00,452
- Missed y'all?
531
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:03,188
Only out here, hey, quarantine over with.
532
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,023
Hold on a second,
533
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:04,857
my mama calling.
- Okay.
534
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,724
- Hello?
535
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:06,892
Yeah, what's up mama?
536
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,627
Yeah, listen mama, listen,
537
00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:10,062
I don't care about no pastor
538
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,063
or none of that, mama,
539
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,798
but listen, let me call you right back.
540
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:13,699
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
541
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,134
You know my mama when she start-
542
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,101
Brother Snow, brother Snow
543
00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:17,136
- Goddamn, what's up pastor.
544
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:18,537
- Hold on one second before
we talk about anything.
545
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,906
Read my lips.
546
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:21,740
- Read your lips?
547
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:22,775
- I need my money.
548
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:23,942
- Listen to me, I ain't
got no money for you,
549
00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:25,477
whatever mama owe you for
her social security check,
550
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:26,378
or that WIC,
551
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,246
I don't got nothing for you.
552
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:28,147
Listen...
- Hold, hey-
553
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:29,048
- Put your mask back on,
554
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,182
your breath is stinking-
- Ah, uh-ah.
555
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,551
- Like a motherfucker.
Your mama, your bills.
556
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,386
We don't miss 18,000, Sundays.
557
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,320
- I ain't got nothing to do with that
558
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,923
Didn't I just see you at The
Office last week.
559
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,158
- What that got to do with anything?
560
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:41,560
I'm down there saving
them souls from them hoes.
561
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,394
- Get the fuck out here, man,
562
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,228
we got you looking like Mankind,
563
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,163
you're here with a crooked hair,
564
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:45,697
what's wrong with your tape line?
565
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:46,532
Man, you got a perm in your hair?
566
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:47,466
- Okay, this ain't no perm,
567
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:48,367
this natural berries and juices,
568
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:49,802
boy, you lost your damn mind.
569
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,003
- Listen, you is the fucking devil,
570
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:51,937
man, I swear to God.
571
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:53,605
- You shouldn't be blasphemous like that.
572
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:54,807
- Hello?
573
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:55,808
Yeah, go ahead.
574
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:56,742
- I'll watch them for you.
575
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,077
- Your crooked as a motherfucker.
576
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,078
Yeah.
577
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,245
- Yeah, go on over there
and do your conversation,
578
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,081
I'll take care of your ladies.
579
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,715
- All right, listen I'm
on my way down there,
580
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:04,683
lemme call y'all back.
581
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:05,751
- Ooh Lord.
- Hey, listen, listen,
582
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,585
stay right here, listen.
583
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,419
- I got you.
584
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,353
- Wait, you need to stay-
585
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:09,354
- Say less, say less.
586
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:10,222
- Crooked, you the devil.
- Just go, just go.
587
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,623
Do your phone call.
588
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,926
The Lord ain't made no mistakes.
589
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,795
God help me, ooh, you Puerto Rican?
590
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:19,598
OOH, La Bamba, La Bamba
591
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,534
- Yeah, yeah, me too.
592
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:23,402
Hey, I'm gonna tell you
something right now,
593
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:24,603
both of y'all got strong knees
594
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,704
and good prayer posture.
595
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:26,705
Now, I'm gonna take y'all down
596
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:27,539
to the Church of Knees.
597
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:28,373
Come on, come on.
- For what?
598
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,476
- Come on, yeah, yeah, you'll
see when you get there.
599
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,651
- Woo! the money came boy.
600
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,753
I'm gonna cash this, the girl down there
601
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:42,654
waiting for me with the coochie...
602
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:43,755
What you looking like that for?
603
00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:44,590
What's up?
604
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:45,491
- Man, 'cause I ain't get
my shit and your all happy.
605
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,425
You aint trying to get me none.
606
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,626
- Well you bad luck.
607
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,560
Wow, chill out, now look,
608
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,394
But I'm a tell you what out here do, man.
609
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:50,229
Now, I need some security.
610
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:51,130
Now I got this money,
611
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,164
I can give you a couple
a couple dollars of it.
612
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:53,065
- Me be your security?
613
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,134
- Yeah, just knock a couple
niggas out for me or something.
614
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:55,968
Now I get it's-
- I'm a knock your ass out.
615
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,436
- Chill out bro, come on,
616
00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:00,839
it's the only way you gonna
get some of this money,
617
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:01,673
man, what's up?
618
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:02,508
- No fucking security, man.
619
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:03,775
- All right, but look,
though, look, okay look.
620
00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:05,344
Snow got his money.
621
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,779
Look, I know what you can do.
622
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:08,747
What?
623
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:09,748
- All you gotta do is come to the car wash
624
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:11,984
and work with Snow.
625
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,621
- Man, shit, I don't
wanna work at no carwash
626
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,189
with no you and Snow.
627
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:18,190
They don't even got no water.
628
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,125
- It don't matter, man,
I'm a use some of my money,
629
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,527
to get some water man.
630
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:22,995
He got his check, he
got the car wash, man,
631
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,229
so now we can look, go
through the car wash
632
00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:25,797
make some money, bring
some bad chicks there
633
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,699
have them washing the cars in
bikinis and stuff like that.
634
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:28,534
Man, we...
635
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:29,868
After that, look.
636
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:32,538
- Shit, all right, I ain't got no choice.
637
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,039
Shit, I'm a call Snow, though,
638
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,574
and I'm gonna just tell him
639
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:38,010
I'm coming down working
at carwash with y'all.
640
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,077
{Inaudible mumbling}
641
00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:39,912
When are you gonna call?
642
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:40,746
You can call right now, though,
643
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:41,580
'cause you ain't gettin' none of this.
644
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:42,414
So call him, come on,
645
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:43,382
I'm a watch you call him, come on.
646
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,384
Pick it up and call him, or something.
647
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,418
- I'll call him later.
648
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:47,352
- Yeah, I'm saying,
649
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,187
just make sure you call him though.
650
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,054
- I don't feel like calling right now.
651
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:52,791
- Watch the boots, watch
the boots, come on.
652
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,626
Sniffing all that liquor is a fat boy.
653
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,562
- Get your elbow off my back.
- One tappy, tappy, tappy.
654
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:59,031
- Two tappy, tappy, tappy.
655
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,299
Three tappy, tappy, tappy.
656
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,100
Set it right there, goddamn.
657
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:05,003
- Get your big ass up,
man, you aint tired.
658
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,004
You aint tired for real.
659
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,606
- I need my four acres in a mule.
660
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,308
- The fuck wrong with him, man.
661
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:11,843
- Does this nigga have a handle
662
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:12,945
while he down resting.
663
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,013
- What truck?
664
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:17,015
Y'all talkin' about a truck.
665
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,718
I don't need no goddamn
truck, I got y'all.
666
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:24,456
I got got Big Nose, got
Fat Cat, got Toothpick.
667
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:25,290
- You shut your goddamn...
668
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:26,625
- I don't know who the
fuck you are, you adopted.
669
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,694
- Nigga out here washin' clothes
in rain boots and a thong.
670
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:31,930
- Oh Lord, do you smell
what the Rock is cooking?
671
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:32,764
- Oh, Jesus.
672
00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:34,032
- Now you gotta period,
your ole' bumpy nose ass.
673
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,601
Listen, man, listen a goddamn minute,
674
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,869
I'm glad we came together.
675
00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:40,038
Jamaican, Haitians, fatty.
676
00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:41,306
Bitch, we're together.
677
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:42,274
This is how I raised my motherfucking boys
678
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:44,443
to be a motherfucking grown men.
679
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,712
I'm talking after your
mama got there first.
680
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,981
Listen, I got your Debbie Cake coming too.
681
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,583
- Speaking of that, can I get that?
682
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,584
Can I get it right now?
683
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,152
- You gonna get it in
a minute, goddamn me.
684
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:56,321
When my WIC kick in...Listen, no, listen.
685
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:58,857
You motherfucker, you,
I'm so proud of you,
686
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:00,025
I love you, now.
687
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,827
I love all you motherfuckers.
688
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:02,661
Say it loud.
689
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:04,463
I'm Black and I'm proud.
690
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,597
- What?
691
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,833
- Yeah that's fucked, where the money.
692
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:08,667
- What?
693
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,869
The money, all the shit I did for y'all?
694
00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:12,104
Y'all talking about money.
695
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,339
Y'all motherfuckers still owe me.
696
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:16,408
I'm the only motherfucker
around here owed.
697
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:19,411
I need that Debbie Cake.
698
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:21,446
I'm so tired of y'all motherfucking kids.
699
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,514
I'm Black and I'm proud.
700
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:24,750
I said it my damn self.
701
00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,287
Good morning, fellas.
702
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,857
The sun, don't remind that it's daytime.
703
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:34,226
Welcome to Ain't Nobody Safe Car Wash.
704
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:36,862
One bottle a car,
705
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:39,731
one cap a window.
706
00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:41,333
If you get that right,
you might come back.
707
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,335
- So we use the one cap for one window?
708
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:44,503
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is about,
709
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,438
I don't care about no cars,
710
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,708
I don't care about no clothes,
711
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:51,543
- Dang.
712
00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:53,045
- Only thing I care about is these boots.
713
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:54,446
- Ah, fuck these boots.
- If you get that right,
714
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,214
you might come back.
715
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:57,616
Listen.
716
00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:58,450
Hell, hold on, hold on.
717
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,218
This water is not to be drunk.
718
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:01,253
Man, I'm thirsty.
719
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,255
- You got water that'll make you money,
720
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,657
or water that I take out your pay.
721
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:06,958
You choose.
722
00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:09,528
- I was just-
- Yeah, hey, hey hey,
723
00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,396
I didn't ask for none of that.
724
00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:14,633
I just told you a bottle a car,
725
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:17,069
and a cap a window.
726
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,470
Man, can we get to work?
727
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:19,404
We got 4 cars waiting.
728
00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:24,409
- Listen, son, only thing I
care about is these boots.
729
00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:26,478
These.
730
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,780
Listen, you start from the bottom,
731
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:30,582
you'll make it to the top.
732
00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:32,851
Maybe one day you can be like me.
733
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,153
Hey Carl, can you bring the
car right here right now?
734
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:36,388
See you can hear, you can hear me.
735
00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:37,723
Can you hear me?
736
00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:39,024
Can you hear me?
737
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,325
One day you could be like me, son.
738
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:41,526
You can have one of these.
739
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:42,361
We get it, man.
740
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,261
We get it, can we get to work?
741
00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:44,296
- We just wanna wash some cars, man.
742
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:45,530
- No, I wanna tell you one thing,
743
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,500
I don't care about none of this.
744
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:53,271
Only thing I care about is
loyalty, and these boots.
745
00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:55,273
- All right.
746
00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:56,108
- A bottle a car,
747
00:22:57,943 --> 00:22:58,777
this...
748
00:22:58,777 --> 00:22:59,911
And a cap-
- A cap, a window.
749
00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:01,213
- You smart, a cap a window.
750
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,214
- Thank you.
751
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,515
- And the only thing I care about is what?
752
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:04,616
The boots.
753
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:07,919
- Ooh all right, get you
something to drink sonny.
754
00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:10,522
- All right, thank you.
- This...
755
00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:11,823
- Let's get outta here.
- The boots.
756
00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:13,992
- All right, man.
- All right, the boots.
757
00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:14,826
- Okay.
758
00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:15,660
Everything, the boots.
759
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:16,495
- Keep thinking I'm playing.
760
00:23:16,495 --> 00:23:18,196
Only thing I care about?
761
00:23:18,196 --> 00:23:19,431
- The boots.
- Motherfucking boots.
762
00:23:19,431 --> 00:23:20,932
- It's the boots.
763
00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:24,302
- Yeah, doc, give it to me straight bro.
764
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:27,873
- Goddammit, I knew I had it, man.
765
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:28,974
Shit that's crazy.
766
00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:32,944
So, do I got it bad, or
do I got it like bad, bad?
767
00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:34,112
Hello?
768
00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:36,415
Goddamn, oh my fault son.
769
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,516
Woozam welcome to Dat Way,
770
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:39,885
where we dress the
sandwich like fashion nova.
771
00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:41,553
What's popping lil brother?
772
00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:45,590
Whoa, wait a minute, safety
first, lemme put my glove on.
773
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,326
Check on my menu in the meantime.
774
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,865
Yeah.
775
00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:56,101
- Did you just put
rubbers on your hand, bro?
776
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,869
- Nigga, I gotta protect the meat.
777
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,306
Yeah the sun is hot out here, man.
778
00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:04,476
- Let's see what you got on the menu.
779
00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:05,310
- There it go right there.
780
00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:06,378
Read 'em and weep.
781
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:07,546
- Number one, a sandwich.
782
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:08,380
- Sammich.
783
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:09,948
- A sammich.
784
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,383
Yep.
785
00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:13,318
- Number two, look at number one?
786
00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:17,122
$13 for some noodle water?
787
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,423
- Noodle water is exported
788
00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:21,326
all the way from Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
789
00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:25,464
- Damn, I don't think
want none of this shit.
790
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:26,465
What else I can get?
791
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,299
- You can get the hell out of here,
792
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,533
I don't like your tone.
793
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:31,203
With all due disrespect, Ice Cube,
794
00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:32,871
you gotta ride out.
795
00:24:33,905 --> 00:24:35,140
Dip, nigga DIP, you act like
796
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,709
you don't fucking understand.
- Man, fuck you.
797
00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:40,312
- Stupid ass, big ass pants.
798
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,646
Wow what's up Slim?
799
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:43,348
- Yeah, man.
800
00:24:43,348 --> 00:24:46,251
Oh, it's hot as hell, maybe
like a Diet Coke, or something.
801
00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:48,153
- You ain't got that
and you don't want that.
802
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:48,954
- Got water?
803
00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:49,955
We ain't
got no kind of diet stuff
804
00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:50,989
and you know you don't want that.
805
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,324
- Come on, man, give me something, man.
806
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,258
I ain't playing with you, man.
807
00:24:53,258 --> 00:24:54,092
You got a nigga...
808
00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:55,327
Let me go ahead and get the full sandwich
809
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,361
and hold the lube.
810
00:24:56,361 --> 00:24:57,762
I don't need that lube on my shit.
811
00:24:57,762 --> 00:24:58,797
- You know what?
812
00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:00,131
I just thought about it bro, we closing.
813
00:25:00,131 --> 00:25:01,500
- How do you say is that 10 hours, man?
814
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,468
- With all due disrespect,
815
00:25:03,468 --> 00:25:04,836
you got a ride out too, bro.
816
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:05,937
- I aint got time for this shit.
817
00:25:05,937 --> 00:25:07,005
- Wow, the fuck, man,
818
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,006
get your fat ass outta here.
819
00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,407
Dip, nigga dip.
820
00:25:09,407 --> 00:25:10,609
All that meat back there,
821
00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:13,044
you're coulda put that on my fucking menu.
822
00:25:13,044 --> 00:25:13,879
Ham hock!
823
00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:17,849
Something fucked up like...
824
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:19,251
- Where you fucking permit at?
825
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:20,619
- Hey man, I...
826
00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:21,520
Why you...
827
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,256
Hey, hey, why the fuck
you touching my shit for?
828
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:25,090
- Take it easy.
- You good?
829
00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:25,924
- Yeah, I'm good, man.
830
00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:27,626
You got these pigs out here tripping.
831
00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:29,594
- Oh, I'm hungry baby.
832
00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:30,428
Grab it yourself
833
00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:31,263
What are you doing?
834
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:32,163
- Man, that's $13, man.
835
00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:33,098
What did you don't give him?
836
00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:34,199
I need that bro, I'll take cash-
837
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,201
- Where's the fucking the permit, man?
838
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,068
- I don't have it.
839
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:37,936
Why'd you doing all that man?
840
00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:39,004
I'm running the...
841
00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:39,871
- It's niggas like you
842
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:41,506
make it hard for the rest of the niggas.
843
00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:42,741
- Nigga like you with that breath
844
00:25:42,741 --> 00:25:44,809
make it hard for me to
breathe right now, man.
845
00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:46,578
Redneck?
846
00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:47,746
Officer Rednick.
847
00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:48,580
- You getting all this, right?
848
00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:49,414
- Yeah, I got this.
849
00:25:49,414 --> 00:25:50,248
- I aint do shit, man.
850
00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:51,082
- Let me talk to you for a second, man.
851
00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:51,917
Let me talk to you for a second, man.
852
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:53,018
- You're like a pregnant dog.
853
00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:53,852
- What's wrong with you, man?
854
00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:55,453
What's wrong with you, brother?
855
00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:57,822
You a Black man, you
harassing Black people.
856
00:25:57,822 --> 00:25:59,691
What's going on in the streets right now,
857
00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:00,525
Black people are dying
in the streets, man.
858
00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:02,761
Black people are dying.
859
00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:06,164
George Floyd, dead, Breonna
Taylor, Elijah McLain.
860
00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:06,998
What's wrong with you, man?
861
00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:08,567
What makes you ashamed of being Black
862
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:09,868
and treat other Black people like that?
863
00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:11,836
What do you get out of it, Black man?
864
00:26:11,836 --> 00:26:12,904
I wanna know.
865
00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:14,105
'Cause I can't be your partner,
866
00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:15,473
if you continue to act like this.
867
00:26:15,473 --> 00:26:17,075
It's bringing the whole department down
868
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:18,543
and I've had enough of it.
869
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:22,380
- Brownman, shut the fuck up.
870
00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:30,288
- Fat, short, bitch,
man this is my old spot,
871
00:26:30,288 --> 00:26:31,790
it takes forever to do that.
872
00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:34,426
Rednick, I will report you.
873
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,293
Hey, what's up, man,
874
00:26:35,293 --> 00:26:36,461
how may I help you out?
875
00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:37,529
Woozam welcome to Dat Way,
876
00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,197
where we dress the
sandwich like fashion nova.
877
00:26:39,197 --> 00:26:40,332
What's popping lil brother?
878
00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:41,266
- You ain't even got shit.
879
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,133
- Get the fuck outta here.
880
00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:42,968
What the fuck?
881
00:26:42,968 --> 00:26:45,136
You sit here crazy as fuck, man.
882
00:26:45,136 --> 00:26:48,206
- Big-ass, man, big-ass head.
883
00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:50,442
Ugly ass, dread ass boy.
884
00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:56,414
- Ooh, there go that check, I told you.
885
00:26:56,414 --> 00:26:57,248
- Hey Miss Roberts.
886
00:26:57,248 --> 00:26:59,384
Not today.
- I told I'm gonna
887
00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:00,986
get that check.
888
00:27:00,986 --> 00:27:03,221
I know you got my check today.
889
00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:05,290
- First of all, what's your name?
890
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,658
- Puncho Villashio.
891
00:27:06,658 --> 00:27:07,492
- Puncho Villashio.
- I'm looking
892
00:27:07,492 --> 00:27:08,326
for my stimulus check.
893
00:27:08,326 --> 00:27:12,797
- Bruh, uh-ah, social distance yourself
894
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,199
from me and my career.
895
00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:15,033
Okay?
- I'm just looking
896
00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:16,034
for my check, that's it.
897
00:27:16,034 --> 00:27:17,535
- Puncho Villashio.
898
00:27:17,535 --> 00:27:19,604
- Yeah, everybody else
got theirs, I want mine.
899
00:27:19,604 --> 00:27:21,573
- Not today.
900
00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:22,707
- I can't even.
- Ah, bruh.
901
00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:23,675
- I don't-
902
00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:25,877
- I will bring your check,
when I bring your check,
903
00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:27,345
- Man you better have
my motherfucking money.
904
00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:30,782
- I missing you tomorrow on
purpose, PunchIO Villashi-NO.
905
00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:32,550
- You ain't gotta get all smart
906
00:27:32,550 --> 00:27:33,385
before I steal your motherfucking truck.
907
00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:35,253
- You aint gonna do
that, I'm about all that.
908
00:27:35,253 --> 00:27:36,788
Boy, light-skinned niggas.
909
00:27:36,788 --> 00:27:37,622
Ugh.
910
00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:57,876
- There nigga, you thought it was over?
911
00:28:00,278 --> 00:28:03,048
Yeah, yeah, what's up niggas.
912
00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:05,717
You know what time it is.
- What's going on here?
913
00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:06,818
- You thought I wasn't gonna come
914
00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:08,086
For my money?
- Hey, what's up?
915
00:28:08,086 --> 00:28:08,920
Hey, come on your money,
916
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:09,821
what money do we owe you now?
917
00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:11,523
- That's not what we're here for.
918
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:12,357
- Then what for?
- What about them gunshots.
919
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:14,025
- Gunshots?
- That's what we're here for.
920
00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:15,193
- What gunshots?
- Gunshots yesterday.
921
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:17,595
- I wasn't even here,
this my first time here.
922
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:20,331
- Damn, man.
923
00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:22,500
- Where's my money at, bruh?
- What's wrong with you?
924
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:24,602
- What is wrong with you, man?
925
00:28:24,602 --> 00:28:25,437
Where you mask?
926
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:26,271
- Where you mask at?
927
00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:27,105
- Where you mask?
928
00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:27,906
I'm a kill me a nigga.
929
00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:29,207
- I'm a kill me one too.
930
00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,341
- But what's wrong with him, man?
931
00:28:30,341 --> 00:28:31,543
This is unfair.
932
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:32,644
- Come on, come on, man.
933
00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:34,212
- What's wrong with your people.
934
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,880
Man, what's wrong with your people, man?
935
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,248
We gonna have your money.
936
00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:38,650
We gon get your money.
937
00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:39,718
- You said the next day-
938
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:40,552
- Time out.
939
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,587
I need to put my thinkin' cap on.
940
00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:44,589
- What the fuck?
941
00:28:44,589 --> 00:28:45,523
- Look at you brother.
942
00:28:45,523 --> 00:28:46,591
- It's time to kill a nigga.
943
00:28:46,591 --> 00:28:48,393
- Who makes you ashamed of being Black?
944
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:49,227
- Stop.
945
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:50,395
- It's time to kill a nigga.
946
00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:51,896
- To hell with this shit,
look at you laughing.
947
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:53,031
- Yeah.
948
00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:54,466
- Make America Great Again out of all?
949
00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,067
Man, let's keep washing cars.
950
00:28:56,067 --> 00:29:00,171
- Let's calm this situation
down, please, everybody relax.
951
00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:01,106
- When you gonna have my money?
952
00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:03,074
- I'll have your money-
- Tripping, man.
953
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:04,209
- Just as soon as we get it.
954
00:29:04,209 --> 00:29:05,043
I told you in the morning
955
00:29:05,043 --> 00:29:06,111
but we aint got-
956
00:29:06,111 --> 00:29:06,911
- He just told you, man, why you...
957
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:07,912
Come on, man, we gonna have your money.
958
00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:09,114
- More water?
- I just want my money.
959
00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:10,115
- I got you, man.
960
00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:10,949
- Calm down, man.
961
00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:11,783
- All right, boy, we'll
try something radical.
962
00:29:11,783 --> 00:29:14,219
Why you all so hostile, man?
963
00:29:14,219 --> 00:29:15,053
- Man, Let's go.
964
00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:16,921
Let's get the fuck out of here.
965
00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:19,390
- What's up man? That nigga be racist.
966
00:29:19,390 --> 00:29:21,860
- Get his badge number and report him.
967
00:29:22,727 --> 00:29:24,195
- Give it to me so I can
do it right now, man.
968
00:29:24,195 --> 00:29:27,499
Get his
badge number after this.
969
00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:28,333
- This is crazy, man,
970
00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:29,234
you got this shit going on at my carwash,
971
00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:31,002
while this the only thing I got.
972
00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:33,037
- That means we gotta
get the money to pay him.
973
00:29:33,037 --> 00:29:35,440
- You don't know, you should help me...
974
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,409
- You better have my motherfucking money.
975
00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:43,348
- Clean your girl, we clean
your car, dirty girl, dirty car,
976
00:29:43,348 --> 00:29:44,883
clean girl, clean car.
977
00:29:44,883 --> 00:29:47,085
Thickens for your chickens.
978
00:29:47,085 --> 00:29:50,855
Certified by USA Department
Cleaning, organic materials.
979
00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:52,423
Get your car washed.
980
00:29:52,423 --> 00:29:53,892
Oh that's a nice, they got money, money.
981
00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:56,194
Hey, yo, $100 car wash.
982
00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:57,328
- But it says $25.
983
00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:58,863
- $100, $100, what you talking about?
984
00:29:58,863 --> 00:29:59,864
- But the sign, it says on the sign.
985
00:29:59,864 --> 00:30:01,499
- $100 dollars yo.
986
00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:02,333
- What you talking about?
987
00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:03,868
You said, $25 yo.
988
00:30:03,868 --> 00:30:04,702
What you mean?
989
00:30:04,702 --> 00:30:06,371
The sign just says, $25.
990
00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:07,472
Hey, hey, what's going on there?
991
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,107
- Read the sign, it says $25.
- Pressing up on the car.
992
00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:09,941
- Back up, back up.
993
00:30:09,941 --> 00:30:10,775
Hey this is my son.
- Man, you been so stupid
994
00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:11,609
there, I don't give a fuck
995
00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:12,443
about none of that.
- The fuck you
996
00:30:12,443 --> 00:30:13,278
talk about stupid?
997
00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:14,145
- Calm down, man look man.
998
00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:15,046
The sign say $100,
999
00:30:15,046 --> 00:30:17,015
for the man with the most-
- The sign says $25 dollars.
1000
00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:17,849
- It's $100 dollars for your broke ass.
1001
00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:19,951
- What broke ass?
1002
00:30:19,951 --> 00:30:22,020
I hold you broke nigga.
- Listen, listen, man, listen.
1003
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:22,854
Tell the man what to do.
1004
00:30:22,854 --> 00:30:23,822
- Man, I told you, man
1005
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,023
the sign is $100 for anybody with money.
1006
00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:26,057
You got a chain on,
1007
00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:27,292
you can pay $100 for a carwash, man.
1008
00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:28,193
- You aint got no shirt on,
1009
00:30:28,193 --> 00:30:29,127
.
1010
00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:30,829
- Man, and the quarantine fee.
1011
00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:31,763
- Its the day after....
1012
00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:34,566
- You need to take your ass
and go in there and bathe
1013
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:35,533
or something, you niggas take fat ass
1014
00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:36,835
in that bathe and gonna let
you get this car washed.
1015
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,503
- You need to get the rest
of your haircut fixed.
1016
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,571
Dumb ass nigga
1017
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,072
And you, come on back.
- Fuck him.
1018
00:30:41,072 --> 00:30:44,776
- Yeah, man, fuck y'all goddamn car wash.
1019
00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:47,445
I'll whoop your little ass, boy.
1020
00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:52,483
Lucky it's hot out here, motherfucker.
1021
00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:55,286
Oh shit, I need my food stamp card.
1022
00:30:57,088 --> 00:30:59,724
- I'm so glad that
everyone could come down
1023
00:30:59,724 --> 00:31:01,893
to the first drive in,
1024
00:31:01,893 --> 00:31:06,598
pay your tithes through the
cash app, baptist church.
1025
00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:08,800
Honk your horn one time.
1026
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,935
If you can donate $20.
1027
00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:14,239
- $10.
1028
00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:17,408
Oh y'all gonna give me
my money damn money.
1029
00:31:17,408 --> 00:31:18,409
All right, I'm just playing,
1030
00:31:18,409 --> 00:31:20,245
just give me anything, 2
cents, 5 cents, 3 cents,
1031
00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:22,046
nickel, a dime, penny, I'll take whatever
1032
00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:22,981
you gonna give.
- Myron.
1033
00:31:22,981 --> 00:31:23,948
- The hell?
1034
00:31:23,948 --> 00:31:25,416
- Put your mask on.
1035
00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:26,251
- But it don't-
1036
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:27,085
- Get your goddamn mask on.
1037
00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:28,386
You know, later you gonna put
your hand under your shirt,
1038
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,288
and tell this bitch you robbing me.
1039
00:31:30,288 --> 00:31:31,356
- Where Myron?
1040
00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:32,190
- I don't know no damn Myron,
1041
00:31:32,190 --> 00:31:33,892
get going, I'm trying to get this money.
1042
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:34,726
You got anything for...
1043
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,560
What the hell?
1044
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,394
- Myron.
1045
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,434
Myron.
1046
00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:45,870
Myron.
1047
00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:46,871
Who is that bitch?
1048
00:31:46,871 --> 00:31:47,705
- Oh, hell no.
1049
00:31:47,705 --> 00:31:49,207
Who is that bitch?
1050
00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:51,242
- What are you talking about?
1051
00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:52,243
- Who is that bitch?
1052
00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:53,077
- This is dumb, dumb,
1053
00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:53,978
bitch you about to get both of us killed,
1054
00:31:53,978 --> 00:31:55,380
bitch, this is a fucking,
1055
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:56,214
motherfucking robbery.
1056
00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:57,916
- Put your hands up.
1057
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,117
Put your hands up.
1058
00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:01,052
What the fuck you
screaming for, where the strap?
1059
00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,053
Put them up.
1060
00:32:03,454 --> 00:32:04,555
- Put your hands up.
1061
00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:05,556
You got me.
1062
00:32:05,556 --> 00:32:06,391
- Damn.
1063
00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:08,793
- Stupid ass bitch.
1064
00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:10,428
- That's right you just
saved my fucking life.
1065
00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:12,897
That bitch is crazy,
man I'm telling you...
1066
00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:14,832
What's up then?
1067
00:32:14,832 --> 00:32:16,267
- Who the fuck is that bitch, Myron?
1068
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:17,101
- What you mean who is that bitch?
1069
00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:17,936
Bitch you worried about me,
1070
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,037
it's a whole fucking robbery going on
1071
00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:19,871
in this goddamn car
1072
00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:21,472
right now.
- It's a robbery?
1073
00:32:21,472 --> 00:32:22,907
You got me fucked up Myron.
1074
00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:24,108
- You can't happen to
just sit in a fucking car
1075
00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:25,076
with a bitch for no reason?
1076
00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:25,910
Get your dumb ass.
1077
00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:26,778
- Yes, 'cause your a fucking cheater,
1078
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:27,745
and you're a liar.
1079
00:32:27,745 --> 00:32:29,047
- Bitch, I got the fucking
receipt right here, man,
1080
00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:29,881
they've been robbing shit outta me,
1081
00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:30,915
get your dumb ass.
1082
00:32:30,915 --> 00:32:31,749
What you, hey man.
1083
00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:33,318
Fuck, hey, get your
goddamn hands off me, man,
1084
00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:35,119
what's up, man?
1085
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:35,954
- Damn.
1086
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,594
- Hey man, I know y'all
still got some money
1087
00:32:43,594 --> 00:32:45,063
from y'all stimulus checks,
1088
00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:47,799
- Not me, I bought a
carwash with my money.
1089
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,334
- Thought you had no water, man.
1090
00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:50,168
You ain't even had no water, man.
1091
00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:52,737
- It doesn't matter, what
you do with your money?
1092
00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:53,671
- You know what I did,
1093
00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:55,073
I blew my money on some bitches, man.
1094
00:32:55,073 --> 00:32:55,940
- Bitches, you see?
1095
00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:56,774
- Bitches?
1096
00:32:56,774 --> 00:32:57,608
- It don't matter, man,
1097
00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:58,443
I'm trying to do the right thing though,
1098
00:32:58,443 --> 00:32:59,277
I'm trying to take one of them bitches
1099
00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:00,111
back to the store right now,
1100
00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:00,945
I just ain't got the goddamn receipt.
1101
00:33:00,945 --> 00:33:02,413
- Man, what you talking about?
1102
00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:05,183
- Man, you aint talking
about a receipt, bruh.
1103
00:33:05,183 --> 00:33:06,017
But listen..
- You aint got no money?
1104
00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:06,851
No, no, no, but on a serious note-
1105
00:33:06,851 --> 00:33:08,152
- Oh I got something, I got
something, listen, listen,
1106
00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:11,022
you know how you used to do
all that little fitness shit?
1107
00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:13,958
We can get us an LA Fitness
1108
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,426
Where we could work them
girls and get a lot of money,
1109
00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:16,461
One sit up.
1110
00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:17,261
But you don't even work out,
1111
00:33:17,261 --> 00:33:19,430
look at your body. Who
we gonna convince to..
1112
00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:20,765
Hey, no, listen.
1113
00:33:20,765 --> 00:33:21,599
You ain't even
got no workout body.
1114
00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:22,734
- I just had.... an idea.
1115
00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:25,470
- Man, listen, all jokes aside,
1116
00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:27,305
You gotta have that rent
money by the morning
1117
00:33:27,305 --> 00:33:28,840
the Rent Man came by the house,
1118
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,209
and we ain't paid rent in 90 days.
1119
00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:33,144
The Rent Man came by-
- Oh no, no, no.
1120
00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:34,946
Come on, listen, hear me out now.
1121
00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:36,180
I can sell I'm one of the bitches, dog.
1122
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:37,015
- Right.
1123
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:37,849
- Sell some bitches, man, think about it.
1124
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,384
We start a whore house, we
can sell some pussy, man,
1125
00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:41,152
we can get the money fast, bro.
1126
00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:42,120
- A house party?
1127
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,721
- No man, not a house party...
1128
00:33:43,721 --> 00:33:45,890
Oh, fuck it, we ain't got to do the hoes,
1129
00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:46,958
like he just said it right there,
1130
00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:48,192
it's legal and everything.
1131
00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:50,495
A house party, bad bitches
1132
00:33:50,495 --> 00:33:51,329
all walking through
- At least you can-
1133
00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:52,163
- That motherfucker.
- Think about it.
1134
00:33:52,163 --> 00:33:53,097
- Titties, ass, everything.
1135
00:33:53,097 --> 00:33:54,766
- We just.. it's the day after quarantine,
1136
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:57,101
people still running around
here with people sick.
1137
00:33:57,101 --> 00:33:58,336
Okay, that's all you worried about,
1138
00:33:58,336 --> 00:34:00,605
you would die worrying about ass, titties,
1139
00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:01,839
and ass and titties.
1140
00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:03,408
- Okay, put some masks on.
1141
00:34:03,408 --> 00:34:04,242
But they ain't got nothing
1142
00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:05,710
to do with booties and titties, man.
1143
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:06,544
We ain't been around no coochies.
1144
00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:07,378
- You don't wanna work now,
1145
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:08,713
no he still wanna go get
that barbershop, man,
1146
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:09,914
that's all you ever worry
about, is that barbershop.
1147
00:34:09,914 --> 00:34:10,748
- That's it.
1148
00:34:10,748 --> 00:34:11,916
- But all I'm saying is this,
1149
00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:12,784
y'all letting these...
1150
00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:14,685
y'all get into hyped up with this media
1151
00:34:14,685 --> 00:34:17,155
and all that stuff, we
gotta protect ourselves.
1152
00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:20,892
But due to we gotta pay
this rent in the morning,
1153
00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:21,826
I'm down.
1154
00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:23,494
- See?
1155
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:24,328
I told you this nigga was in-
1156
00:34:24,328 --> 00:34:27,298
- But, but,
1157
00:34:27,298 --> 00:34:28,633
have to wear the mask.
1158
00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:29,467
- Right.
1159
00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:30,735
- Everybody have to have a mask.
1160
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:31,569
- Okay.
1161
00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,337
- Temperature check at the door.
1162
00:34:33,337 --> 00:34:34,205
- Right.
- Okay.
1163
00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:35,039
And one feet apart.
1164
00:34:35,039 --> 00:34:36,908
- And six feet apart.
1165
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:38,209
Practice now.
1166
00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:39,043
- But how we gonna dance
1167
00:34:39,043 --> 00:34:40,078
on somebody, man?
- I'm trying to tell you,
1168
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,079
the man be tripping'.
- I ain't worried about
1169
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,513
dancing on nobody I'm
trying to get the money.
1170
00:34:42,513 --> 00:34:44,482
- Boy, we being quarantining
for this whole time,
1171
00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:45,383
boy, I ain't got no pussy,
1172
00:34:45,383 --> 00:34:46,317
I ain't been by no chick.
- What?
1173
00:34:46,317 --> 00:34:47,518
Imma be, lit booted it up.
1174
00:34:48,486 --> 00:34:50,154
- Talkn' my six feet, man, man.
1175
00:34:50,154 --> 00:34:51,789
- Dumb and dumber.
1176
00:34:51,789 --> 00:34:55,326
Look, look, we gonna throw the party
1177
00:34:56,227 --> 00:34:58,396
and we're gonna get this money
1178
00:34:58,396 --> 00:34:59,831
and then I'm gonna go
back to the barbershop,
1179
00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:00,665
'cause I'm tired
1180
00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:01,499
of with the carwash there.
- That's all he worrying about
1181
00:35:01,499 --> 00:35:02,433
is the barbershop.
1182
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:03,267
The carwash?
1183
00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:04,102
That's what made y'all.
1184
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,203
Y'all talkin' 'bout carwash.
1185
00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:06,737
- The car wash ain't make me,
the quarantine shut me down,
1186
00:35:06,737 --> 00:35:08,573
and you gave me a job.
- A bottle a car,
1187
00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:10,041
a cap a window.
1188
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:10,842
Y'all don't remember?
- And don't forget the boots.
1189
00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:13,111
- And don't forget the goddamn boots.
1190
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:16,314
- That's all that matter, yes.
1191
00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:20,051
- All right, so good.
1192
00:35:20,918 --> 00:35:21,752
Are we okay?
1193
00:35:21,752 --> 00:35:23,121
We can do this.
1194
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,223
We're just gonna watch a movie, all right?
1195
00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:28,659
- Where do you have me at?
1196
00:35:30,528 --> 00:35:32,130
God awful film.
1197
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,164
Frederick?
1198
00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:33,998
- Yes.
1199
00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:35,500
- Is this your idea of a date?
1200
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:38,503
You've got me in the hood,
1201
00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:41,205
with all of these Negroes.
- This is our peoples,
1202
00:35:41,205 --> 00:35:42,240
All right?
1203
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,108
You said you wanted to go on a date-
1204
00:35:44,108 --> 00:35:47,812
- Yes, but I meant take me
somewhere more civilized.
1205
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:50,181
Didn't mean to come to an outdoor
1206
00:35:50,181 --> 00:35:51,949
hood gathering, Fredrick.
1207
00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:53,251
- When are you gonna be appreciative?
1208
00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:55,119
- I am a rich bitch, Frederick.
1209
00:35:55,119 --> 00:35:55,953
Hush your mouth, Frederick,
1210
00:35:55,953 --> 00:35:57,889
before I hush it for you.
1211
00:35:57,889 --> 00:35:59,857
- Let's have fun.
1212
00:35:59,857 --> 00:36:02,493
- Fun is taking me to a more civilized,
1213
00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:03,694
instead of getting me out here-
1214
00:36:03,694 --> 00:36:04,896
- Our people, all right?
1215
00:36:06,264 --> 00:36:07,365
That's who we trying to be around.
1216
00:36:07,365 --> 00:36:08,933
- And what is this film?
1217
00:36:10,201 --> 00:36:13,004
- The movie is gonna start
in a little bit, all right?
1218
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,338
You gonna like it.
1219
00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:17,875
- And he's blowing his
marijuana in my face.
1220
00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:21,612
- Might need some of that,
keep blowing it bruh.
1221
00:36:21,612 --> 00:36:22,446
- You want a drink?
1222
00:36:22,446 --> 00:36:24,782
- Do you remember this gesture, Frederick?
1223
00:36:24,782 --> 00:36:26,784
It is the melanated side of my hand,
1224
00:36:26,784 --> 00:36:28,553
you keep flipping at the lip,
1225
00:36:28,553 --> 00:36:30,688
I shall be caressing it across your face.
1226
00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:33,691
Hoodlum, hoodlum.
1227
00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,593
- Bruh you good, bruh you good,
1228
00:36:36,427 --> 00:36:37,261
chill out, all right?
1229
00:36:37,261 --> 00:36:38,763
We aint gonna start this now, all right?
1230
00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:40,798
Stop playing, stop tripping
out here, all right.
1231
00:36:40,798 --> 00:36:43,034
You ain't gonna do that.
- I don't know him Frederick.
1232
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,035
It doesn't matter.
1233
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:47,138
- Uh uh, hush your lips, hush
your lips, hush your lips.
1234
00:36:47,138 --> 00:36:48,339
The city should've stayed closed.
1235
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,309
- Maybe you right, look, check this out,
1236
00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:56,013
We gonna watch this movie,
breathe this fresh air, alright?
1237
00:36:56,013 --> 00:36:57,148
- It is rather fresh.
1238
00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:59,951
- All right, come on now, don't
wanna be stuck in the house.
1239
00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:02,587
- Frederick, run along
to the concessionary
1240
00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:04,855
and see if you can find me any wine.
1241
00:37:04,855 --> 00:37:06,324
None of that cheap shit.
1242
00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:07,158
- I doubt they got wine,
1243
00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:09,160
I'll get you something
else here, all right?
1244
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,928
- Whatever, what have you.
1245
00:37:10,928 --> 00:37:13,731
Move much quicklier, I'm parched.
1246
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:16,901
Hurry back, I don't want to get robbed.
1247
00:37:19,337 --> 00:37:21,906
This is actually
a funny movie .
1248
00:37:23,674 --> 00:37:26,110
In Georgia, some
businesses are already back open
1249
00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:28,379
and others will join them on Monday.
1250
00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:30,448
Despite criticism from President Trump,
1251
00:37:30,448 --> 00:37:32,350
Governor Kemp felt it was safe enough
1252
00:37:32,350 --> 00:37:35,486
to have the partial reopening
for non-essential businesses,
1253
00:37:35,486 --> 00:37:38,222
that included hair salons,
gyms, and nail salons,
1254
00:37:38,222 --> 00:37:40,424
businesses like restaurants
and movie theaters
1255
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:43,160
and bowling alleys will be
allowed to reopen Monday
1256
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,495
with restrictions.
1257
00:37:44,495 --> 00:37:45,863
News4Jax reporter Corley Peel
1258
00:37:45,863 --> 00:37:47,398
is joining us from the
Florida Georgia state line.
1259
00:37:47,398 --> 00:37:49,333
- What's up Deac?
1260
00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:51,702
Yeah, I heard.
1261
00:37:51,702 --> 00:37:53,037
Shop back open.
1262
00:37:54,372 --> 00:37:55,606
It's show time.
1263
00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:58,709
Yeah, all right, I'll see you.
1264
00:37:58,709 --> 00:38:00,044
Hey man, shop back open, man,
1265
00:38:00,044 --> 00:38:02,413
see you there early, yeah.
1266
00:38:04,582 --> 00:38:07,318
Lemme call up Snow, fuck that carwash.
1267
00:38:08,519 --> 00:38:09,353
Hey Snow,
1268
00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:12,390
man, I quit.
1269
00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:16,827
Fuck you, and fuck them boots.
1270
00:38:16,827 --> 00:38:18,262
Fuck that carwash.
1271
00:38:18,262 --> 00:38:20,331
You go to sleep,
without touching me.
1272
00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:21,666
You about to get shot tonight.
1273
00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:22,700
I aint got time to bitch up,
1274
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:23,501
I'm trying to get a haircut baby.
1275
00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:26,103
- My friend.
- I aint your friend.
1276
00:38:27,571 --> 00:38:28,406
- I aint your friend.
1277
00:38:28,406 --> 00:38:29,774
And you always at my house.
1278
00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:31,042
He shouldn't
have told you though.
1279
00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:33,077
And did you
tell him about me and you?
1280
00:38:33,077 --> 00:38:33,911
- He shouldn't have told you.
1281
00:38:33,911 --> 00:38:35,079
- Did you tell him about me and you?
1282
00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:35,913
- No, I didn't.
1283
00:38:35,913 --> 00:38:38,149
- These guys think they
can handle us thick women
1284
00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:39,617
they got another thing comin' on girl.
1285
00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:41,118
- They got a whole other thing coming
1286
00:38:41,118 --> 00:38:42,286
and there better not
1287
00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:44,855
.
- A little one.
1288
00:38:44,855 --> 00:38:47,024
Cause we need a big one
1289
00:38:48,926 --> 00:38:50,027
So, anyway...
1290
00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:57,935
- She gonna get shoot, you gonna get shot.
1291
00:39:04,742 --> 00:39:06,177
Shop back open, yeah.
1292
00:39:08,713 --> 00:39:09,547
What it do?
1293
00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:11,882
Man, you know they let
me go at the car wash?
1294
00:39:11,882 --> 00:39:15,653
I don't care anyway, I saw
on the news, shop back open.
1295
00:39:15,653 --> 00:39:16,721
- Come on, man.
1296
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:17,555
- Hey
1297
00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:36,340
- Come on, man.
1298
00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:54,558
Hey, slow down,
man, yo who queens them is, man?
1299
00:39:54,592 --> 00:39:55,426
Damn.
1300
00:39:56,627 --> 00:40:00,064
I don't be on all that there man.
1301
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:01,365
Gotta be a little careful, man.
1302
00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:03,367
I'm tryna check on you.
1303
00:40:03,367 --> 00:40:06,437
- I'm trying to go to occasion later.
1304
00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:12,676
She aint
answering the phone, man.
1305
00:40:17,014 --> 00:40:17,982
- Hey, I'm glad y'all here.
1306
00:40:17,982 --> 00:40:19,650
What you wanna do?
1307
00:40:20,718 --> 00:40:24,221
I want you to
rub my belly and all.
1308
00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:26,457
Hey, hey, hey, hold
up, hey, we got a chair open,
1309
00:40:26,457 --> 00:40:28,159
we got a chair open, the first chair.
1310
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:29,360
- Oh hell no.
1311
00:40:33,197 --> 00:40:34,031
- Damn.
1312
00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:48,946
Hold on, hold on, I'm
a call you right back.
1313
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:51,515
I'm a come check on you, hold on.
1314
00:40:51,515 --> 00:40:53,117
- What? you supposed to be at work.
1315
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:54,018
You out here on the phone,
1316
00:40:54,018 --> 00:40:55,019
I'm looking for you, we
got clients in there,
1317
00:40:55,019 --> 00:40:56,487
we aint been open for 90 days.
1318
00:40:56,487 --> 00:40:59,089
They're trying to shut everything down.
1319
00:40:59,089 --> 00:41:01,358
It's the day after quarantine?
1320
00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:04,161
- My people just caught the Corona.
1321
00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:07,798
- They caught COVID-19?
1322
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:10,734
Damn.
1323
00:41:11,735 --> 00:41:14,071
So what you're tryna do?
1324
00:41:14,071 --> 00:41:16,040
- I gotta go check on them.
1325
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,975
- You definitely got to check on them.
1326
00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:19,977
Yeah, you know, stuff's rough.
1327
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:21,712
Rough, it's rough, I can...
1328
00:41:21,712 --> 00:41:22,880
It's very rough, you know?
1329
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,281
But at the end of the day,
1330
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,284
we all gotta go take care of our people.
1331
00:41:27,284 --> 00:41:28,919
Here, I don't know how much it is,
1332
00:41:28,919 --> 00:41:31,121
you just take that and you
do what you need to do.
1333
00:41:31,121 --> 00:41:32,189
Just,
- You sure though?
1334
00:41:32,189 --> 00:41:33,257
- Take the day off..
1335
00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:34,091
- You sure?
1336
00:41:34,091 --> 00:41:34,925
- Take a couple of days off.
1337
00:41:34,925 --> 00:41:38,095
- I know, I know, you know,
you're trying to keep the shop.
1338
00:41:38,095 --> 00:41:39,897
- Yeah, we gotta keep
the shop, we gotta, man,
1339
00:41:39,897 --> 00:41:40,898
shit, gotta keep it all,
1340
00:41:40,898 --> 00:41:42,500
but if you need it, you need it,
1341
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,535
if you don't, give my money back.
1342
00:41:46,203 --> 00:41:47,204
- All right.
1343
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,608
- Later, man.
1344
00:41:50,608 --> 00:41:51,775
Go take care of your family,
1345
00:41:51,775 --> 00:41:54,545
and do what you need to do, all right?
1346
00:41:54,545 --> 00:41:57,448
Hey Jamal, put them in
a chair, I'm a cut 'em.
1347
00:41:57,448 --> 00:41:59,350
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1348
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,217
- What I did now?
1349
00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:06,023
There's a lot of stuff
going on out there, man.
1350
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:07,992
We ain't taking this stuff serious.
1351
00:42:07,992 --> 00:42:08,959
A lot of stuff going on.
1352
00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:12,029
You is a very important
man in this neighborhood.
1353
00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:14,632
And we have a lot of people follow you,
1354
00:42:14,632 --> 00:42:15,933
You got a lot of followers.
1355
00:42:15,933 --> 00:42:17,501
If you gonna keep doing
all this stuff you doing,
1356
00:42:17,501 --> 00:42:19,870
a lot of people going
to get this coronavirus.
1357
00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:22,706
The coronavirus, they wear no masks,
1358
00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:24,375
aint no body taking it serious.
1359
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,943
You are the one to take it serious.
1360
00:42:25,943 --> 00:42:27,444
- We gotta get money, man.
1361
00:42:27,444 --> 00:42:29,280
We've been closed, shop gonna get closed,
1362
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,448
they trying to evict me out of apartment.
1363
00:42:31,448 --> 00:42:32,516
We just gotta get some money sometimes.
1364
00:42:32,516 --> 00:42:34,852
- But man, listen to me.
1365
00:42:34,852 --> 00:42:37,087
You the one who gonna make this work.
1366
00:42:37,087 --> 00:42:38,789
You the one who gonna make this happen.
1367
00:42:38,789 --> 00:42:41,158
You gotta get these people
start wearing these masks,
1368
00:42:41,158 --> 00:42:42,159
start talking to the people,
1369
00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:43,460
you know a lot of people.
1370
00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:45,663
Make it work nephew, make it work.
1371
00:42:45,663 --> 00:42:47,665
I'll make it work
1372
00:42:47,665 --> 00:42:48,766
Make it work.
1373
00:42:50,634 --> 00:42:52,536
- We're gathered here today,
1374
00:42:52,536 --> 00:42:55,606
to bless brother Snow's establishment.
1375
00:42:55,606 --> 00:42:58,108
But one thing you got to do
1376
00:42:58,108 --> 00:43:00,978
is I got to get my tithe, tithe, tithe.
1377
00:43:00,978 --> 00:43:02,513
I got to have it.
1378
00:43:02,513 --> 00:43:04,982
Brother Snow, where art thou?
1379
00:43:04,982 --> 00:43:06,717
Where at thou?
1380
00:43:06,717 --> 00:43:08,719
Brother Snow, brother Snow,
1381
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:09,987
I've finished doing my blessing.
1382
00:43:09,987 --> 00:43:11,488
Now bless me with my money.
1383
00:43:11,488 --> 00:43:12,289
- What money I owe you?
1384
00:43:12,289 --> 00:43:13,123
Pastor keep it real.
1385
00:43:13,123 --> 00:43:13,958
- Man, you know this
man, don't play with me.
1386
00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:14,792
- Listen, man-
1387
00:43:14,792 --> 00:43:15,626
- Give me my damn money,
1388
00:43:15,626 --> 00:43:16,460
I have blessed this whole establishment,
1389
00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:18,462
you gonna have clients on top of clients.
1390
00:43:18,462 --> 00:43:19,797
- You crazy, man, you curse my brothers,
1391
00:43:19,797 --> 00:43:21,498
you keep 'em always coming
splashing my goddamn water.
1392
00:43:21,498 --> 00:43:23,767
Listen, I told you, a bottle a car,
1393
00:43:24,969 --> 00:43:25,903
and a cap a window.
1394
00:43:25,903 --> 00:43:26,737
You know, unless you-
1395
00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:29,239
- Blah, blah, blah, blah,
I can bless that water.
1396
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:30,407
For $5 a bottle.
1397
00:43:30,407 --> 00:43:31,275
- Then you need to bless both bottles
1398
00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:32,543
$10 will get your hair washed,
what's wrong with you Pastor?
1399
00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:34,378
- Why you Keep talking about my damn hair.
1400
00:43:34,378 --> 00:43:35,312
Ain't nothing wrong with my damn hair,
1401
00:43:35,312 --> 00:43:36,146
you don't lost
1402
00:43:36,146 --> 00:43:36,981
your damn mind.
- Drink the water.
1403
00:43:36,981 --> 00:43:37,948
- Don't you touch me boy,
1404
00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:38,849
you better social
distance up in this thing,
1405
00:43:38,849 --> 00:43:40,150
I done tried to tell you.
1406
00:43:40,150 --> 00:43:41,285
- You need to get a carwash-
1407
00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:42,686
- I need my money.
1408
00:43:42,686 --> 00:43:44,355
- You need the carwash or what, pastor?
1409
00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:45,889
- Is I need my damn money, you owe me.
1410
00:43:45,889 --> 00:43:47,291
I done blessed this church,
1411
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:48,559
and I done blessed this establishment.
1412
00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:49,393
- Can I get a front,
1413
00:43:49,393 --> 00:43:50,461
somebody at the front, please?
1414
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:51,295
Where's them boys at?
1415
00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:52,129
- I'll be back for my prayer offering.
1416
00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:53,731
- All right pastor, come on back.
1417
00:43:53,731 --> 00:43:54,565
Hey, hello?
1418
00:43:54,565 --> 00:43:55,399
Where y'all at?
1419
00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:56,233
I need y'all to come up in the front,
1420
00:43:56,233 --> 00:43:58,769
'cause there's a pastor up
here looking for his money.....
1421
00:43:58,769 --> 00:44:00,504
I'll be back.
1422
00:44:02,906 --> 00:44:04,174
- I got you, come on man.
1423
00:44:05,275 --> 00:44:06,677
Trust me though.
1424
00:44:06,677 --> 00:44:08,445
I'll pay you $10, come on.
1425
00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:13,517
Come on, man, you know
it's a wait in here bro.
1426
00:44:13,517 --> 00:44:15,853
I got you, man, trust me.
1427
00:44:15,853 --> 00:44:16,954
Trust me.
1428
00:44:16,954 --> 00:44:18,088
All right.
1429
00:44:18,088 --> 00:44:21,692
- Let's go, let's go, let's go.
1430
00:44:22,893 --> 00:44:24,261
- Don't fuck me up, bro, please.
1431
00:44:24,261 --> 00:44:26,363
- Let's go, I got you, bro, sit down, man.
1432
00:44:27,965 --> 00:44:30,334
- Let's go, let's go, come on, bro.
1433
00:44:32,102 --> 00:44:34,438
Goddamn, what the hell you doing, boy?
1434
00:44:34,438 --> 00:44:35,272
- Let me show you,
1435
00:44:35,272 --> 00:44:36,507
- You ain't got to do all that shit, man.
1436
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:38,208
Yo ain't got to do that
shit to cut no hair, bro.
1437
00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:39,610
Ain't nobody else in
here do that shit bro.
1438
00:44:39,610 --> 00:44:41,545
- I got you, man.
- That ain't even much policy.
1439
00:44:41,545 --> 00:44:42,379
- It's game time.
1440
00:44:42,379 --> 00:44:43,414
- What the hell you doing bro?
1441
00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:44,314
- I gotta show them what's up?
1442
00:44:44,314 --> 00:44:45,649
- Come on bruh, you doing all that.
1443
00:44:45,649 --> 00:44:47,317
- You gotta take your
glasses off, man, come on.
1444
00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:50,888
- Make me look like a
million dollars, bro.
1445
00:44:50,888 --> 00:44:52,523
You better.
1446
00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:57,661
The Lord my
shepherd, I shall not want.
1447
00:45:03,767 --> 00:45:05,169
- Hey y'all.
1448
00:45:05,169 --> 00:45:06,170
Hey.
1449
00:45:07,071 --> 00:45:09,506
- I know y'all heard about
that quarantine party.
1450
00:45:09,506 --> 00:45:12,242
Yeah.
1451
00:45:20,184 --> 00:45:22,052
- What I did, Deacon Mohorn?
1452
00:45:22,052 --> 00:45:22,920
- What you talking about?
1453
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:23,754
- What?
1454
00:45:23,754 --> 00:45:25,122
- What you talking about?
1455
00:45:25,122 --> 00:45:25,989
- What? The party?
1456
00:45:25,989 --> 00:45:27,057
- Yeah.
1457
00:45:27,057 --> 00:45:28,592
- Oh you aint know about the party?
1458
00:45:28,592 --> 00:45:29,727
Party is tonight.
1459
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,462
- All right, listen,
1460
00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:33,030
Messin' around with that
goddamn "canteen" party now.
1461
00:45:33,030 --> 00:45:34,998
It's quarantine.
1462
00:45:34,998 --> 00:45:35,833
CANTEEN.
1463
00:45:37,367 --> 00:45:38,969
- Hey, hey, how y'all doing?
1464
00:45:38,969 --> 00:45:40,304
Hey.
1465
00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:42,339
Come here baby, God.....
1466
00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:43,774
- Baby wait, can't get your hair down
1467
00:45:43,774 --> 00:45:44,808
without that card right there girl.
1468
00:45:44,808 --> 00:45:46,744
- Okay, thank you baby.
1469
00:45:48,979 --> 00:45:49,813
How you stand?
1470
00:45:49,813 --> 00:45:50,714
You got a fat old ass.
1471
00:45:50,714 --> 00:45:51,782
Myron.
1472
00:45:51,782 --> 00:45:52,616
- What's up?
1473
00:45:52,616 --> 00:45:53,484
- Myron.
1474
00:45:53,484 --> 00:45:55,052
Who's that bitch, Myron?
1475
00:45:55,052 --> 00:45:56,019
- What do you mean, who's that bitch?
1476
00:45:56,019 --> 00:45:57,721
- I know you're not here
with that bitch, Myron.
1477
00:45:57,721 --> 00:45:59,189
Damn, who is that, Myron?
1478
00:45:59,189 --> 00:46:00,657
- You shut the hell up,
man, I don't even know who-
1479
00:46:00,657 --> 00:46:02,159
Don't talk to me
like that, who is that bitch?
1480
00:46:02,159 --> 00:46:03,527
- Shut the fuck up.
1481
00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:05,129
Look, man, I do Uber open door right now.
1482
00:46:05,129 --> 00:46:06,363
That don't even exist.
1483
00:46:06,363 --> 00:46:07,564
- It's a new app, shut the hell up.
1484
00:46:07,564 --> 00:46:08,899
It's not a new app Myron.
1485
00:46:08,899 --> 00:46:10,134
- It is a new app, I'm
doing Uber open door,
1486
00:46:10,134 --> 00:46:11,068
I don't just pull up
'em up in the front, man
1487
00:46:11,068 --> 00:46:12,970
I come in up and open the
door for their ass too.
1488
00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:13,804
- Let me see it.
1489
00:46:13,804 --> 00:46:14,638
- I aint gotta show you shit,
1490
00:46:14,638 --> 00:46:15,472
You drive them to the goddamn door
1491
00:46:15,472 --> 00:46:16,406
and then you walk up the door,
1492
00:46:16,406 --> 00:46:17,841
and you open the goddamn door for 'em.
1493
00:46:17,841 --> 00:46:18,675
He just be lying, girl.
1494
00:46:18,675 --> 00:46:19,543
- He always lying.
1495
00:46:19,543 --> 00:46:20,377
- You shut the hell up.
1496
00:46:20,377 --> 00:46:21,211
This aint got to do with you.
1497
00:46:21,211 --> 00:46:22,045
- Don't talk to him like that.
1498
00:46:22,045 --> 00:46:23,280
- She's just left and opened
the door her goddamn self
1499
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,248
so I probably got a low rating now
1500
00:46:24,248 --> 00:46:25,082
'cause of your dumb ass.
1501
00:46:25,082 --> 00:46:26,250
- I'm a get you a low rating.
1502
00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:27,084
- I don't give a goddamn about
1503
00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:28,085
your damn low ratings.
- Just watch.
1504
00:46:28,085 --> 00:46:30,854
Just watch, I'm a get
you when we get home.
1505
00:46:30,854 --> 00:46:31,789
- Fuck you.
1506
00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:35,793
- I'm sick of that bitch, I'm sick of him,
1507
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,127
I wanna go home.
1508
00:46:43,934 --> 00:46:45,435
- Because that's just mean.
1509
00:46:45,435 --> 00:46:46,804
- Hey.
1510
00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:47,805
Hey.
1511
00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:51,708
- Don't you dare hey me.
1512
00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:54,878
What's in the bloody hot negro hell.
1513
00:46:54,878 --> 00:46:55,946
I've been standing outside
1514
00:46:55,946 --> 00:46:57,548
for 30 whole seconds
1515
00:46:57,548 --> 00:46:59,850
and not one of you petty backward Negroes
1516
00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:00,984
have greeted me.
1517
00:47:05,222 --> 00:47:06,089
Sit your ass down, girl.
1518
00:47:06,089 --> 00:47:07,591
- I am a rich bitch.
1519
00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:10,661
And you addressing me with, hey,
1520
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:12,729
is something similar to saying, "Hi,"
1521
00:47:12,729 --> 00:47:14,364
and his are for hoes.
1522
00:47:14,364 --> 00:47:15,899
Do I look like a hoe to you?
1523
00:47:15,899 --> 00:47:18,202
Ah, don't speak.
1524
00:47:20,704 --> 00:47:22,306
What are you ringing?
1525
00:47:22,306 --> 00:47:25,442
- I need all of you, all of you,
1526
00:47:25,442 --> 00:47:27,211
to sanitize yourselves immediately.
1527
00:47:27,211 --> 00:47:29,112
It's only one day after damn quarantine
1528
00:47:29,112 --> 00:47:30,714
and y'all acting like some heathens.
1529
00:47:32,382 --> 00:47:34,117
- Who the hell you think you are?
1530
00:47:34,117 --> 00:47:35,519
- You there.
1531
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:36,954
Highlighter dress.
1532
00:47:36,954 --> 00:47:38,455
Hurry along with her hair,
1533
00:47:38,455 --> 00:47:39,923
I'll be needing you to style me.
1534
00:47:39,923 --> 00:47:43,260
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, what you doing?
1535
00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:47,364
- No lippidy, flippidy,
of the lip, hurry along.
1536
00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:49,800
You need to
go on out the door man.
1537
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,202
And who are you to be addressing me, sir?
1538
00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:53,704
With your Stacy Adams.
- I'm the goddamn manager
1539
00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,772
of this damn joint.
1540
00:47:55,772 --> 00:47:56,673
- A manager?
1541
00:47:56,673 --> 00:47:57,741
- Yeah.
1542
00:48:03,847 --> 00:48:04,681
- Silence.
1543
00:48:05,782 --> 00:48:09,519
You being the manager, says
a lot about your taste.
1544
00:48:09,519 --> 00:48:10,354
What?
1545
00:48:11,521 --> 00:48:12,356
- Who are you?
1546
00:48:12,356 --> 00:48:13,857
- Man, hit the goddamn door, man,
1547
00:48:13,857 --> 00:48:14,691
and get on outta here.
1548
00:48:14,691 --> 00:48:16,793
- I shall be leaving this establishment,
1549
00:48:16,793 --> 00:48:18,662
but it's not because you told me to
1550
00:48:18,662 --> 00:48:19,730
with your swim trunks
1551
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:23,033
and your cheap Burlington Stacy Adams.
1552
00:48:24,268 --> 00:48:27,638
Good luck with your
backwoods Negro barbershop.
1553
00:48:27,638 --> 00:48:30,140
- This shit he going crazy,
don't know what y'all gonna do
1554
00:48:30,140 --> 00:48:33,076
about this goddamn "canteen" shit,
1555
00:48:33,076 --> 00:48:35,379
but the world going crazy, man.
1556
00:48:52,496 --> 00:48:54,431
- Can you turn your headlights off please.
1557
00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:57,267
That money, that dope....
1558
00:48:57,267 --> 00:48:58,702
- Can you turn them off.
1559
00:48:58,702 --> 00:49:00,604
And you
end up having yourself-
1560
00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:02,205
Turn them off.
1561
00:49:02,205 --> 00:49:03,440
- We got it, we understood.
1562
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,641
- Myron?
1563
00:49:04,641 --> 00:49:06,243
I knew it, I'm gonna get your ass.
1564
00:49:06,243 --> 00:49:11,014
Keylolo, Keylolo, Keylolo girl,
1565
00:49:11,014 --> 00:49:12,482
Myron here bitch.
1566
00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:14,918
He in the car, girl, get 'em.
1567
00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:18,288
Myron.
1568
00:49:19,156 --> 00:49:20,724
- What's up?
1569
00:49:20,724 --> 00:49:22,993
- I know you're not in
here with this bitch.
1570
00:49:22,993 --> 00:49:24,928
The same bitch from the salon?
1571
00:49:24,928 --> 00:49:26,163
- It is, I'm doing Uber open door, man,
1572
00:49:26,163 --> 00:49:27,531
she paid for a week
worth for Uber open door.
1573
00:49:27,531 --> 00:49:29,666
- You're a liar, you
ain't even got no job.
1574
00:49:29,666 --> 00:49:30,901
- I'm not lying, I got the app.
1575
00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:32,569
I told you about that damn
app, you never believe me
1576
00:49:32,569 --> 00:49:33,403
and guess what?
1577
00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:34,204
- I don't believe you.
1578
00:49:34,204 --> 00:49:35,672
- Well, you should
because I let you get...
1579
00:49:35,672 --> 00:49:36,873
He gonna let my ratings go down.
1580
00:49:36,873 --> 00:49:37,841
He done did my whole damn job, man,
1581
00:49:37,841 --> 00:49:39,810
I don't need you for my goddamn help, man.
1582
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,011
Watch out, man.
1583
00:49:41,011 --> 00:49:41,845
- You're a liar.
1584
00:49:41,845 --> 00:49:42,679
- Come on man.
1585
00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:43,513
- I didn't pay for this.
1586
00:49:43,513 --> 00:49:44,348
- 'Cause you tripping man.
1587
00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:46,984
- You getting one star.
- Who is she?
1588
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:47,985
- I just told you, man,
1589
00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:48,819
you just messed up all my money, man,
1590
00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:50,988
she just said I'm getting one star.
1591
00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:52,422
YOU'RE A LIAR
1592
00:49:52,422 --> 00:49:53,657
Get the fuck off me, man.
1593
00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:56,059
Yo, you better keep your hands off me.
1594
00:49:56,059 --> 00:49:58,595
Goddamn Kirk Franklin,
Muppet baby face-ass dude,
1595
00:49:58,595 --> 00:49:59,696
yo, leave me alone.
1596
00:49:59,696 --> 00:50:01,698
Leave me alone, man.
- Don't fucking bother him.
1597
00:50:01,698 --> 00:50:02,532
- Leave me alone, get in-
1598
00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:03,600
- Matter of fact, let's go.
1599
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,103
- Now don't you ever put
your hands on me again.
1600
00:50:06,103 --> 00:50:08,972
Knock your fucking-
- Shut up and let's go.
1601
00:50:08,972 --> 00:50:09,973
- Before I whoop you, Oprah
Winfrey-looking motherfucker.
1602
00:50:09,973 --> 00:50:11,675
I'll be behind you, girl.
1603
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:12,476
- Well, let's watch the movie.
1604
00:50:12,476 --> 00:50:14,444
'Cause you like movies,
let's watch the movie.
1605
00:50:14,444 --> 00:50:16,146
- Yeah, why you gotta be
with your goddamn friend?
1606
00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:17,214
I can't stand him, man.
1607
00:50:17,214 --> 00:50:20,217
He like a porcelain, Kirk Franklin guy.
1608
00:50:20,217 --> 00:50:21,051
I hate him.
1609
00:50:21,051 --> 00:50:22,519
And you gonna mess it up, man,
1610
00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:25,722
- Drive, drive, drive, drive.
1611
00:50:43,673 --> 00:50:46,343
- This say you suck dick a
little bit and you a guy.
1612
00:50:46,343 --> 00:50:47,878
But it's fine, that's another nigga
1613
00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:49,346
in there that suck dick too go ahead.
1614
00:50:49,346 --> 00:50:51,615
Live your life, that's all I say about it,
1615
00:50:51,615 --> 00:50:52,849
you know what I'm saying?
1616
00:50:55,252 --> 00:50:56,953
This one say I should go
high, you should go low.
1617
00:50:56,953 --> 00:50:57,788
What's up?
1618
00:50:57,788 --> 00:50:58,955
You gonna fuck with big nigga, or not?
1619
00:50:58,955 --> 00:51:00,157
What's happening?
1620
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:03,527
Yeah, hold on, let me check
your temperature, now.
1621
00:51:03,527 --> 00:51:04,361
This work, do you check...
1622
00:51:04,361 --> 00:51:05,929
Your forehead's straight,
1623
00:51:05,929 --> 00:51:07,497
but your wig is a different temperature.
1624
00:51:07,497 --> 00:51:09,599
Now, I'm a let you in
'cause got a body like mine.
1625
00:51:09,599 --> 00:51:10,600
- You got me fucked up.
1626
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,335
- I don't know, all right, look you...
1627
00:51:12,335 --> 00:51:13,170
Hold on, lemme see, lemme see.
1628
00:51:13,170 --> 00:51:14,738
- You don't need to check me,
1629
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:17,107
I suck a bullet through a 40 on safety.
1630
00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:18,742
- Well, goddammit, that'll
get you in my party.
1631
00:51:18,742 --> 00:51:21,945
All right, looking like
a hot sauce bottle.
1632
00:51:21,945 --> 00:51:24,214
Hey, now, hey wait a minute COVID-19.
1633
00:51:24,214 --> 00:51:25,048
- COVID-19?
1634
00:51:25,048 --> 00:51:25,882
That's crazy, man.
- Hold on, man,
1635
00:51:25,882 --> 00:51:26,850
lemme check this shit, right?
1636
00:51:26,850 --> 00:51:29,352
This shit says you died six weeks ago.
1637
00:51:29,352 --> 00:51:30,587
- Never died six...
1638
00:51:30,587 --> 00:51:31,855
Come on, man.
- Boy, you got a whole
1639
00:51:31,855 --> 00:51:32,923
Sniper-Gang sweatsuit on, man.
1640
00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:33,924
Where did you get that?
- Yeah, man,
1641
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:34,791
this from Florida, you know,
1642
00:51:34,791 --> 00:51:36,526
we Z'd up, till we squeeze up, man.
1643
00:51:36,526 --> 00:51:37,360
- Really?
1644
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:38,261
You are not Black, sir.
1645
00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:39,362
- I ain't gotta be Black.
1646
00:51:39,362 --> 00:51:40,197
- No, man, nigga, watch out, man.
1647
00:51:40,197 --> 00:51:42,199
Skeletor, bounce bro.
- Why you got to be Black?
1648
00:51:42,199 --> 00:51:43,300
I can't get in?
1649
00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:44,201
- No, man.
1650
00:51:44,201 --> 00:51:45,035
- But I can pay to get in,
1651
00:51:45,035 --> 00:51:45,869
what you talking about?
- Bro, watch out, bro.
1652
00:51:45,869 --> 00:51:48,038
You look like a federal
agent in a jogging suit.
1653
00:51:48,038 --> 00:51:49,206
- Federal agent?
1654
00:51:49,206 --> 00:51:50,774
- Skate out......peace.
1655
00:52:01,718 --> 00:52:02,552
What's up boy?
1656
00:52:02,552 --> 00:52:04,054
Aint it passed your bedtime, boy?
1657
00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:05,122
- What you mean boy, I'm 32.
1658
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:07,357
- What you got in here, bro, candy?
1659
00:52:07,357 --> 00:52:08,925
Lemme check your forehead.
1660
00:52:08,925 --> 00:52:10,093
I don't know if you're old enough, bro.
1661
00:52:10,093 --> 00:52:11,061
- Hey, aren't you gonna
let me step inside-
1662
00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:12,329
- You got candy in your purse?
1663
00:52:12,329 --> 00:52:13,296
.
1664
00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:15,365
- Man, go get in there,
get your ass in there.
1665
00:52:15,365 --> 00:52:16,666
Get somebody boy
1666
00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:18,034
Hey, man, don't be smelling
your finger, nigga.
1667
00:52:18,034 --> 00:52:20,103
Hold on, Gunna, wait a minute, goddammit.
1668
00:52:20,103 --> 00:52:22,072
Let me check your forehead, Juice World.
1669
00:52:22,072 --> 00:52:22,906
- Hold on, man.
1670
00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:23,740
- What you got going on?
1671
00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:26,676
Nigga, you cannot get in with this belt.
1672
00:52:26,676 --> 00:52:29,179
Nigga you got that shit
from the Shopping Network.
1673
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,715
Is that a Bedazzled belt?
1674
00:52:31,715 --> 00:52:33,550
You got to unplug the USB on that
1675
00:52:33,550 --> 00:52:34,518
before you go in.
- Well guess what?
1676
00:52:34,518 --> 00:52:35,685
Man, fuck it.
1677
00:52:35,685 --> 00:52:37,354
This I'm not having it, hold on, hold on.
1678
00:52:37,354 --> 00:52:38,421
- Go ahead in there, drip or drown,
1679
00:52:38,421 --> 00:52:40,690
go on, man, get your ass in there.
1680
00:52:40,690 --> 00:52:41,691
Myron.
1681
00:52:41,691 --> 00:52:43,059
- I know that nigga's mix tape is trash.
1682
00:52:43,059 --> 00:52:44,060
Hold on, Lil Wayne.
1683
00:52:44,060 --> 00:52:45,395
- Oh no, we gotta get in.
1684
00:52:45,395 --> 00:52:46,730
- Wait a minute, wait
a minute, uh-ah, uh-ah.
1685
00:52:46,730 --> 00:52:47,564
- Excuse me?
1686
00:52:47,564 --> 00:52:49,032
- I got specific instructions.
1687
00:52:49,032 --> 00:52:49,966
- What instructions?
1688
00:52:49,966 --> 00:52:50,867
- I don't know if I can let y'all in.
1689
00:52:50,867 --> 00:52:51,701
- Myron.
1690
00:52:51,701 --> 00:52:52,536
- I gotta check on...
1691
00:52:52,536 --> 00:52:53,503
Hold on, hold on, I got
to check on y'all now.
1692
00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:54,638
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1693
00:52:54,638 --> 00:52:55,472
Fuck these instructions,
1694
00:52:55,472 --> 00:52:57,307
bitch lets go-
- Hole on bro, hold on.
1695
00:52:58,275 --> 00:52:59,709
I got a specific instruction.
1696
00:52:59,709 --> 00:53:00,544
I don't know if I can let y'all in.
1697
00:53:00,544 --> 00:53:01,611
- You're gonna let us in.
1698
00:53:01,611 --> 00:53:04,414
- You can go to the wing
spot around the corner.
1699
00:53:04,414 --> 00:53:06,316
Wing Spot around the corner?.
1700
00:53:06,316 --> 00:53:07,150
he's so damn unbelievable.
1701
00:53:07,150 --> 00:53:08,218
- Once again, where's the manager?
1702
00:53:08,218 --> 00:53:10,086
- You real tall, lower your tone.
1703
00:53:10,086 --> 00:53:10,921
- And you real short.
1704
00:53:10,921 --> 00:53:14,157
So I understand everything might seem loud
1705
00:53:14,157 --> 00:53:16,359
- You gotta go.
1706
00:53:16,359 --> 00:53:17,227
- Can't do it.
1707
00:53:17,227 --> 00:53:18,328
I don't know why.
- Why?
1708
00:53:18,328 --> 00:53:19,162
Make him let us in.
1709
00:53:19,162 --> 00:53:19,996
- Mercury retrograde.
1710
00:53:19,996 --> 00:53:20,897
- Let us in.
- Let us in the club.
1711
00:53:20,897 --> 00:53:23,333
- Uh-ah, that's not how
you hold a gun, bitch.
1712
00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:24,301
- I know, look
1713
00:53:24,301 --> 00:53:25,435
at how you holding it.
- Hold the fucking gun right.
1714
00:53:25,435 --> 00:53:27,337
- How you gonna murder me?
1715
00:53:27,337 --> 00:53:28,171
Goddammit, try again.
1716
00:53:28,171 --> 00:53:29,773
All right, get in, lemme get you in.
1717
00:53:29,773 --> 00:53:32,542
They got nappy, hey your coat nappy.
1718
00:53:33,810 --> 00:53:34,644
What's happening bro.
1719
00:53:34,644 --> 00:53:36,379
Hold on, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
1720
00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:38,648
- I know y'all niggas
aint having no function
1721
00:53:38,648 --> 00:53:40,150
in my goddamn establishment.
- Hold on bro,
1722
00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:42,319
you got the whole human
trafficking outfit on.
1723
00:53:42,319 --> 00:53:43,153
Where are you going, son?
1724
00:53:43,153 --> 00:53:44,221
- Where am I going?
1725
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:45,155
Nigga where you going?
1726
00:53:45,155 --> 00:53:45,989
Bro you like a ticket scalper bro.
1727
00:53:45,989 --> 00:53:48,058
- You look like a black Antonio Banderas.
1728
00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:49,326
- Where's Myron?
1729
00:53:49,326 --> 00:53:50,493
Where the fuck?
1730
00:53:50,493 --> 00:53:51,494
Where Myron?
1731
00:53:52,562 --> 00:53:54,497
Where's Myron?
1732
00:53:54,497 --> 00:53:55,532
Oh shit.
1733
00:53:58,735 --> 00:53:59,869
- Who is that bitch?
1734
00:53:59,869 --> 00:54:00,704
What's up, man?
1735
00:54:12,682 --> 00:54:14,317
- Myron.
- Oh shit, hold on, G.
1736
00:54:14,317 --> 00:54:15,852
Who is that?
1737
00:54:15,852 --> 00:54:17,187
Yeah, who is that?
1738
00:54:17,187 --> 00:54:18,021
- What you mean who is that?
1739
00:54:18,021 --> 00:54:19,789
- Man, the print on your
shirt is aggressive.
1740
00:54:19,789 --> 00:54:20,624
I don't know you tone.
1741
00:54:20,624 --> 00:54:21,424
- I got this shirt
1742
00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:23,260
from the Megan Thee Stallion concert 2020.
1743
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:24,094
- I don't know your tone man,
1744
00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:26,196
you got that human trafficking
look to yourself, bro.
1745
00:54:26,196 --> 00:54:27,797
- Hey man, fuck all that, bro.
1746
00:54:27,797 --> 00:54:28,798
Could you get him out here?
1747
00:54:28,798 --> 00:54:31,167
And you know who the
fuck I'm talking about.
1748
00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:32,002
- I don't know what you talking about.
1749
00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:32,969
I don't speak English.
- Come on, bro.
1750
00:54:32,969 --> 00:54:33,803
- I don't speak English, bro.
1751
00:54:33,803 --> 00:54:34,638
- I'm trying to figure out
1752
00:54:34,638 --> 00:54:35,739
who the fuck that bitch
is my goddamn self.
1753
00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:38,341
- I remember you were liking
her shit on Instagram.
1754
00:54:38,341 --> 00:54:40,076
Yeah, liking
her shit on Instagram.
1755
00:54:40,076 --> 00:54:41,611
- Man shut your dumb ass up,
1756
00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:42,612
bitch aint paying me, now,
I'm a fucking custodian
1757
00:54:42,612 --> 00:54:43,446
I'm here to clean
1758
00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:44,281
the goddamn party.
- Damn where's
1759
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,482
your receipt Myron?
1760
00:54:45,482 --> 00:54:47,183
I aint gotta take that Oh, shit.
1761
00:54:48,318 --> 00:54:49,152
You know what?
1762
00:54:49,152 --> 00:54:50,086
Shoot that bitch.
1763
00:54:50,086 --> 00:54:51,187
- Now, I swear to God, I'm...
1764
00:54:53,056 --> 00:54:54,090
- Man, can I get inside?
1765
00:54:54,090 --> 00:54:55,458
- No, you can't get in there, bro.
1766
00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:56,293
- Tell Puncho and Myron
1767
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,361
to bring their ass out here.
- They will come out here,
1768
00:54:58,361 --> 00:55:00,630
but I'm sorry you can't get in bro.
1769
00:55:00,630 --> 00:55:02,132
- I need some money
then, you got me money?
1770
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:02,966
You're the one that's
collecting the money?
1771
00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:03,800
- Bruh, I don't know what
you're talking about.
1772
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,135
We shall not be moved.
1773
00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:06,836
I'm silent-protesting right now.
1774
00:55:06,836 --> 00:55:08,705
- You are doing a lot of
things not silent, bro,
1775
00:55:08,705 --> 00:55:09,539
judging by yourself.
1776
00:55:09,539 --> 00:55:10,874
- I'm ordering Uber Eats for me and you,
1777
00:55:10,874 --> 00:55:11,708
What you want?
1778
00:55:11,708 --> 00:55:13,710
- All right, lemme get the two-piece, hot.
1779
00:55:14,978 --> 00:55:15,812
Lemon pepper.
1780
00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:16,646
- That's what's up.
1781
00:55:16,646 --> 00:55:17,480
- Wings.
- Wet?
1782
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:18,581
No hell no, I don't eat that.
1783
00:55:18,581 --> 00:55:19,649
Fish.
- All right, cool.
1784
00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:21,318
- Lemme get fish, and then some fries.
1785
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,919
- I thought you would be
vegan with this shirt.
1786
00:55:22,919 --> 00:55:24,020
- Nigga are you vegan?
1787
00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:25,221
- Nigga, I'm vegan sometimes,
1788
00:55:25,221 --> 00:55:26,389
don't worry about my business,
1789
00:55:26,389 --> 00:55:27,390
I'm trying to see why you got
1790
00:55:27,390 --> 00:55:28,758
this bull fighter shirt on.
1791
00:55:28,758 --> 00:55:29,793
- This shit's amazing.
1792
00:55:29,793 --> 00:55:30,627
- Man, you know-
- Got this shit
1793
00:55:30,627 --> 00:55:31,461
at a Mega Stallion concert...
1794
00:55:31,461 --> 00:55:32,896
Hey, man, come on.
1795
00:55:32,896 --> 00:55:34,064
- Watch out, man, the shirt
1796
00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:35,465
came with boots.
- Myron.
1797
00:55:35,465 --> 00:55:37,867
- Your shirt came with boots, sir.
1798
00:55:37,867 --> 00:55:39,035
You got to leave.
1799
00:55:39,035 --> 00:55:39,869
Tell him I'm a be outside.
1800
00:55:39,869 --> 00:55:41,037
- Hey, man, I don't know
what you gonna do bro.
1801
00:55:41,037 --> 00:55:43,139
But goddamn, Black Lives Matter, man.
1802
00:55:43,139 --> 00:55:44,741
Your shirt matter too.
1803
00:55:44,741 --> 00:55:46,776
Yes.
- Hey.
1804
00:55:46,776 --> 00:55:50,213
Money, money, money, money.
1805
00:55:50,213 --> 00:55:53,016
Cheese, rent, no more rent.
1806
00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:53,850
Run for the police no more.
1807
00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:55,318
Come on, hey, money,
1808
00:55:55,318 --> 00:55:56,152
Money.
1809
00:55:56,152 --> 00:55:57,387
- I had a dream like Martin Luther King,
1810
00:55:57,387 --> 00:55:58,688
we're gonna pay the motherfucking rent,
1811
00:55:58,688 --> 00:56:00,357
we aint gotta worry about
landlord shit no more.
1812
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:02,158
Listen, we made it.
1813
00:56:02,158 --> 00:56:02,992
- Listen here.
1814
00:56:02,992 --> 00:56:05,495
Money, money, money.
1815
00:56:06,463 --> 00:56:07,364
- Listen, I don't think I wanna pay
1816
00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:08,665
the motherfucking landlord
up for real, though.
1817
00:56:08,665 --> 00:56:10,200
- No, we gotta pay the man.
1818
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:11,034
- Oh shit.
1819
00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:11,868
- Hey what's up?
1820
00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:12,702
- How you doing, boss?
1821
00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:13,536
- Hey how you doing?
- How you doing there, son?
1822
00:56:13,536 --> 00:56:14,437
- We got your money.
1823
00:56:14,437 --> 00:56:15,872
We gotta pay you.
1824
00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:18,608
- Oh no, don't, hold his money yet,
1825
00:56:18,608 --> 00:56:20,343
don't give him his money yet.
1826
00:56:20,343 --> 00:56:22,345
One thing you need to know.
1827
00:56:22,345 --> 00:56:24,180
- Get your hands off me, bro.
1828
00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:26,349
- Hey listen, don't talk feisty to me.
1829
00:56:26,349 --> 00:56:27,183
- Hold on brother.
1830
00:56:27,183 --> 00:56:28,017
- You don't talk feisty to me.
1831
00:56:28,017 --> 00:56:28,852
- Hey get your...
1832
00:56:28,852 --> 00:56:29,686
Social distance.
1833
00:56:29,686 --> 00:56:31,554
- Hold on, listen, why is you here?
1834
00:56:31,554 --> 00:56:34,157
It's night time, you get
your rent in the mornin'.
1835
00:56:36,092 --> 00:56:37,961
- Hey, well, shit, like
my grand mama said,
1836
00:56:37,961 --> 00:56:39,496
you know what I'm saying,
you got to pay the rent.
1837
00:56:39,496 --> 00:56:41,498
Go ahead and pay on up.
1838
00:56:41,498 --> 00:56:43,800
- Hold on, hey whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1839
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:44,801
- I want my money, man.
1840
00:56:44,801 --> 00:56:48,304
- Listen, you do not have
your bodyguards tonight,
1841
00:56:48,304 --> 00:56:50,774
and I have my money and I got some people
1842
00:56:50,774 --> 00:56:53,176
in the house that will whoop your ass.
1843
00:56:53,176 --> 00:56:55,311
So what I need you to
do is understand this,
1844
00:56:55,311 --> 00:56:58,548
we got your money, for the house
1845
00:56:58,548 --> 00:57:00,717
.
1846
00:57:00,717 --> 00:57:02,619
IN FULL
1847
00:57:02,619 --> 00:57:04,187
Hey listen, oh no, whoa.
1848
00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:07,857
I told you we will have
your money in the morning,
1849
00:57:07,857 --> 00:57:09,459
but since we got your money
1850
00:57:09,459 --> 00:57:11,995
the night before in the morning...
1851
00:57:11,995 --> 00:57:13,096
- You can have the boots.
1852
00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:14,164
- You can have the boot.
1853
00:57:14,164 --> 00:57:15,331
- Tell him again.
1854
00:57:15,331 --> 00:57:18,668
.
1855
00:57:18,668 --> 00:57:20,336
- Money, yeah.
1856
00:57:20,336 --> 00:57:21,571
- All that little nasty shit,
1857
00:57:21,571 --> 00:57:23,673
something gonna happen.
1858
00:57:23,673 --> 00:57:25,341
Dirty motherfuckers.
1859
00:57:48,031 --> 00:57:48,865
- KJ?
1860
00:57:49,999 --> 00:57:52,569
You okay? What's going on?
1861
00:57:54,037 --> 00:57:54,871
You okay?
1862
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:24,601
- Lord he makes no mistakes,
1863
00:58:24,601 --> 00:58:25,869
it's the day after quarantine,
1864
00:58:25,869 --> 00:58:26,836
and damn I'm sure glad.
1865
00:58:26,836 --> 00:58:27,871
You see that out there.
1866
00:58:27,871 --> 00:58:28,705
Ridiculous.
1867
00:58:28,705 --> 00:58:29,706
Won't he do it?
1868
00:58:29,706 --> 00:58:30,807
Won't I do it?
1869
00:58:30,807 --> 00:58:32,208
You know, something
like that makes me think
1870
00:58:32,208 --> 00:58:33,910
about what Kevin Hart used to say to him.
1871
00:58:33,910 --> 00:58:36,212
He used to throw flames on them.
1872
00:58:36,212 --> 00:58:37,847
Throw flames.
1873
00:58:37,847 --> 00:58:39,449
Throw flames.
1874
00:58:39,449 --> 00:58:40,950
Throw flame flames.
1875
00:58:40,950 --> 00:58:42,886
On 'em out this thing
1876
00:58:42,886 --> 00:58:44,220
Oh, I feel like doing it.
1877
00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:45,722
I'm gonna do it one time.
1878
00:58:45,722 --> 00:58:49,459
Flame, flame, flame, flame, flame, flame.
1879
00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:52,829
Flame, flame, flame,
flame, flame, flame, flame.
1880
00:59:23,626 --> 00:59:24,894
- Where your mom at?
1881
00:59:25,995 --> 00:59:27,363
Where?
1882
00:59:27,363 --> 00:59:28,197
Which one?
1883
00:59:29,198 --> 00:59:30,333
Go on over there,
1884
00:59:30,333 --> 00:59:31,167
you don't need to be sitting right here.
1885
00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:33,136
This ain't no goddamn Toys R Us.
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