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[sirens wailing] 13 00:00:42,585 --> 00:00:45,606 ♪ Manhattan by Jan & Dean ♪ 14 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:47,859 ♪ We'll have Manhattan ♪ 15 00:00:47,883 --> 00:00:50,735 ♪ The Bronx and Staten Island, too ♪ 16 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,612 MAN 1: Here's a thing I don't get. 17 00:00:52,637 --> 00:00:54,948 People who worry about living in a big city 18 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:57,033 because of all the crime. 19 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,704 As any true crime aficionado will tell you, 20 00:00:59,728 --> 00:01:02,707 it's the boondocks you need to worry about. 21 00:01:02,731 --> 00:01:06,501 I mean, let's face it. Nobody ever discovered 19 bodies buried 22 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:10,298 in the backyard of a 14‐story apartment building. 23 00:01:10,322 --> 00:01:13,049 There's eyes on you all over the place here. 24 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,243 And New Yorkers have a special way of communicating. 25 00:01:17,037 --> 00:01:19,849 And by special, I mean direct. 26 00:01:19,873 --> 00:01:23,185 We're packed in tight and stacked on top of each other 27 00:01:23,209 --> 00:01:24,668 like those of us who live... 28 00:01:25,212 --> 00:01:27,379 at the Arconia. 29 00:01:29,716 --> 00:01:31,259 ‐ Hey, hold up. Wait, are you... 30 00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:34,655 ‐ I'm Brazzos. [laughs] FAN: Oh shit, dude! 31 00:01:34,679 --> 00:01:36,656 I used to watch that show with my dad 32 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,575 when I was a kid! That was his favorite! 33 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,280 Wait, what was that thing you always said? 34 00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:44,581 ‐ This sends the investigation into a whole new direction. 35 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,125 FAN: That's it, man! That's it! 36 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:48,151 Oh shit! So cool. 37 00:01:49,652 --> 00:01:51,570 Dad's got ALS now. 38 00:01:52,364 --> 00:01:54,549 He can't really talk or... 39 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,784 feed himself anymore. ‐ I'm sorry. 40 00:01:57,786 --> 00:01:59,287 ‐ He's in hospice, but... 41 00:02:00,914 --> 00:02:02,915 he just won't let go, you know? 42 00:02:03,667 --> 00:02:06,670 And, honestly, it'd be, like, better for my whole family if... 43 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:09,129 if he would. 44 00:02:11,508 --> 00:02:14,236 ‐ You want a photo? FAN: Yes! Of course! 45 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:16,513 Yes! That'd be awesome. Thanks, man! 46 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:21,576 ‐ Actually, could you do it landscape? 47 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,788 Turn it sideways. FAN: Better if you turn it there. Yeah. 48 00:02:23,812 --> 00:02:25,813 That's good, that's good. Yep. [shutter snaps] 49 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,752 ‐ You tell your dad Brazzos took that picture. 50 00:02:29,776 --> 00:02:32,837 ‐ I will, I will, but he won't understand, you know? 51 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:33,905 Not anymore. 52 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,426 ‐ Bye. FAN: Thanks, man. Thanks a lot. 53 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:41,930 ♪ Did a full 180 ♪ 54 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:44,724 WOMAN: New York can be a fucking lot. 55 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:47,103 All the eyes on you all the time. [street chatter, bike bell rings] 56 00:02:47,127 --> 00:02:48,937 ‐ Hey, baby. Where you going so tough? 57 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:52,191 WOMAN: Two thousand women report assaults here every year, 58 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,485 so it's a place that makes you binge Dateline 59 00:02:54,509 --> 00:02:57,237 to find out how not to end up on Dateline. 60 00:02:57,262 --> 00:02:59,073 I have this recurring dream. 61 00:02:59,097 --> 00:03:02,075 I'm in bed, I wake up, 62 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:04,144 and there's a man standing over me. 63 00:03:04,477 --> 00:03:07,205 So, I kick him right in the nuts, and I grab my knitting needle... 64 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,292 [slice, stabbing, grunting] and I take him down 65 00:03:09,316 --> 00:03:10,585 to the bone with that thing. 66 00:03:10,609 --> 00:03:12,794 Sometimes, when I can't sleep, 67 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:15,322 I imagine brutally murdering that dude. 68 00:03:16,156 --> 00:03:19,342 And I'm out like a light. Works every time. 69 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:22,954 As I said, it's a lot. Don't be here if you don't like a lot. 70 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:26,975 ♪ Hey, hobo man, hey, Dapper Dan ♪ 71 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,002 MAN 2: "NYC. What is it about you?" 72 00:03:30,628 --> 00:03:34,275 Which, of course, is a line from a big hit show about an orphan. 73 00:03:34,299 --> 00:03:37,319 And don't we all feel like orphans here at times, 74 00:03:37,343 --> 00:03:39,739 struggling to find our place? 75 00:03:39,763 --> 00:03:43,533 I saw this brilliant dance piece on the worldwide web recently, 76 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,493 set to Clair de Lune. 77 00:03:45,518 --> 00:03:46,954 ♪ Clair de Lune playing ♪ 78 00:03:46,978 --> 00:03:49,539 A simple premise of a man trying to reach 79 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,959 the top of a staircase and falling, 80 00:03:51,983 --> 00:03:54,502 but always trying to find some new way 81 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,923 to bounce back up again. 82 00:03:56,947 --> 00:03:58,906 And I thought, isn't that each of us, 83 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,801 every day in this big burg? 84 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,094 That's life in New‐‐ 85 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,639 [tires screech, honking] Really?! 86 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:08,391 Do you not see this coat!? 87 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:12,086 [driver shouting] Still, one thing is certain in this town. 88 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,733 Just when it's all starting to feel the same, 89 00:04:15,757 --> 00:04:17,735 that's when you get hit by something 90 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:20,196 you never saw coming. 91 00:04:20,220 --> 00:04:22,197 ♪ Lively theme song playing ♪ 92 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:25,225 ♪ vocalizing ♪ 93 00:05:08,268 --> 00:05:10,538 [church bells ringing] 94 00:05:10,562 --> 00:05:13,564 [street noise, chatter] 95 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:16,442 Hey, Lester. [door shuts] 96 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:19,297 [as Cary Grant]: Oh, Ursula, my darling. 97 00:05:19,321 --> 00:05:22,240 Anything for me? ‐ Yep. Save me a trip. 98 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:26,470 ‐ Oh. Yeah, this is all research for shows I'm developing. 99 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:29,038 Some off‐, some off‐off, you know? 100 00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:33,209 Stay out of the theater if you want a life, Ursula. Trust me. 101 00:05:37,755 --> 00:05:39,132 Hold it! 102 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,321 Ah! Oh! Sorry. Thanks. 103 00:05:43,345 --> 00:05:44,822 I just‐‐ Ooh! 104 00:05:44,846 --> 00:05:46,180 Ah! Got it. [laughs] 105 00:05:46,598 --> 00:05:48,158 Sorry, I'm just, uh, I‐I have 106 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:50,685 an important thing a little bit later‐‐ ‐ Yeah, me, too. 107 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,062 ‐ Oh, hello. 108 00:05:53,939 --> 00:05:56,625 Filming something today? ‐ I'm sorry? 109 00:05:56,649 --> 00:05:58,276 ‐ All the makeup, I just assumed. 110 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,028 ‐ I'm not wearing makeup. 111 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,841 ‐ Oh. Okay. 112 00:06:03,865 --> 00:06:05,324 Me neither. [laughs] 113 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,353 [doors shut, elevator whirring] [sighs] 114 00:06:15,377 --> 00:06:16,896 Is it 5:00 yet, do you know? 115 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,648 ‐ No. ‐ No. 116 00:06:18,672 --> 00:06:19,755 [ding] 117 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:22,610 ‐ Tim Kono. 118 00:06:22,634 --> 00:06:24,511 With a K. Yes. 119 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:27,949 [doors shut, whirring] 120 00:06:27,973 --> 00:06:29,853 Do you see anything you got in today's packages? 121 00:06:30,475 --> 00:06:33,079 Okay. I don't know why this keeps happening. 122 00:06:33,103 --> 00:06:35,105 Well, this one is very important to me. 123 00:06:35,939 --> 00:06:37,959 How early tomorrow? ‐ [ding] 124 00:06:37,983 --> 00:06:39,108 [doors open] 125 00:06:44,656 --> 00:06:47,408 [clears throat] [doors shut, elevator whirring] 126 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:50,202 ‐ Do you like your Beats? 127 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,144 I had a yellow pair. I just loved them so much. 128 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,855 And then, like an idiot, 129 00:06:59,879 --> 00:07:01,439 I leave them on the subway. 130 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,358 The thing is, when you lose something on the subway, 131 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:05,634 you‐you don't know‐‐ MAN 1: Ding! 132 00:07:08,012 --> 00:07:08,990 [meow] 133 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:11,266 Even the elevator wanted that story to end. 134 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,454 ‐ Come on, Winnie. 135 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:17,999 ♪ Soft music playing ♪ 136 00:07:18,023 --> 00:07:19,315 Winnie. No. 137 00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:21,233 [paper bag crinkling] 138 00:07:31,286 --> 00:07:34,288 [distant sirens, street noise] 139 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,292 [text chimes] 140 00:07:41,045 --> 00:07:42,880 [flame roars] Okay. 141 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,735 [humming] [keys clicking] 142 00:07:46,759 --> 00:07:49,762 ♪ podcast theme playing ♪ 143 00:07:51,139 --> 00:07:54,141 ♪ music continues ♪ 144 00:07:58,605 --> 00:08:01,584 NARRATOR [on podcast]: You're listening to All Is Not OK In Oklahoma, 145 00:08:01,608 --> 00:08:03,043 from Cinda Canning. 146 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:05,463 Funding is provided by our sponsors, 147 00:08:05,487 --> 00:08:08,341 The Rand Corporation, the Milton and Miriam Swann Foundation 148 00:08:08,365 --> 00:08:10,759 for the Arts and for Dissolving the Federal Reserve, 149 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:12,552 and Trader Joe's. 150 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,930 With additional support from Royal Crown Cruises, 151 00:08:14,954 --> 00:08:16,807 the Royal Crown Prince of Dubai, 152 00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:18,391 and listeners like you. 153 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,185 And now, here's Cinda Canning 154 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:23,504 with episode six of All Is Not OK In Oklahoma. 155 00:08:25,173 --> 00:08:27,735 ♪ Acoustic guitar playing ♪ [insects chirping] 156 00:08:27,759 --> 00:08:30,071 CINDA CANNING [on podcast]: When Ray Butler walked me into the woods 157 00:08:30,095 --> 00:08:32,197 behind his barn that night in Chickasha 158 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,616 [dog barking] I wasn't expecting to find anything 159 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,911 related to the disappearance of his niece, Becky. 160 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:38,620 ♪ 161 00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:41,331 I was thinking more about Ray's unorthodox clothing choice 162 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,000 for farm living. 163 00:08:43,024 --> 00:08:44,918 [insects chirping] 164 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:47,547 But that all changed because of what was going on 165 00:08:47,571 --> 00:08:49,715 next to the riverbed, 166 00:08:49,739 --> 00:08:52,134 where Ray's old Lab, Bo, 167 00:08:52,158 --> 00:08:55,011 [barking] was digging at something in the dirt. 168 00:08:55,036 --> 00:08:56,078 [snorting] 169 00:08:57,121 --> 00:08:58,807 Once he got his dug‐up prize, 170 00:08:58,831 --> 00:09:02,210 Bo ran proudly to me with it dangling in his mouth. 171 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:07,066 It took a moment to absorb what it was, 172 00:09:07,090 --> 00:09:10,403 but then, it became all too clear. 173 00:09:10,427 --> 00:09:13,029 Bo had found... [Bo whining] 174 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,447 [fire alarm blaring] 175 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:15,448 ‐ Shit! 176 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,683 ‐ [sighs] My gah... No. 177 00:09:19,019 --> 00:09:20,453 [alarm continues] 178 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,480 [barks] Yeah! That's good. 179 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,625 [alarm gets louder] 180 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:28,235 [residents chattering] 181 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:38,288 ♪ 182 00:09:40,999 --> 00:09:44,001 [indistinct street chatter] 183 00:09:48,048 --> 00:09:50,674 ‐ Lester, is this real? ‐ I don't know. We're finding out. 184 00:09:57,724 --> 00:10:00,202 CANNING [on podcast]: Even in a steady Oklahoma rain, 185 00:10:00,226 --> 00:10:01,787 I was transfixed... [restaurant noise] 186 00:10:01,811 --> 00:10:04,813 ‐ Well, look who got the last booth! [chuckles] 187 00:10:06,524 --> 00:10:09,921 CANNING: But all that changed because of what was going on next to the riverbed. 188 00:10:09,945 --> 00:10:13,090 ‐ Listen, if I've ever offended you 189 00:10:13,114 --> 00:10:15,967 during any of the many times you've auditioned for me, 190 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:18,827 then‐‐ ‐ I've never auditioned for you. 191 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,623 ‐ Oh, you're not Scott Bakula? 192 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,042 ‐ I am not. 193 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,419 ‐ Oh! You're the other one. Got it. 194 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,856 Well, listen, I‐I won't say a word, 195 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:33,778 but my, uh, favorite podcast just dropped a new episode tonight, and‐‐ 196 00:10:33,802 --> 00:10:36,804 ♪ 197 00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:43,162 ‐ What does Bo have in his mouth? 198 00:10:43,186 --> 00:10:44,830 ‐ I don't know! 199 00:10:44,854 --> 00:10:46,540 ♪ Podcast music playing ♪ 200 00:10:46,565 --> 00:10:47,856 Oh... 201 00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,239 Exc... [sighs] 202 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:57,969 ‐ Do you know if there's any available? ‐ I'm sorry. We're totally booked... 203 00:10:57,993 --> 00:11:00,245 ‐ Hey! Come over! 204 00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:02,974 ‐ Thank you. 205 00:11:02,998 --> 00:11:04,892 ‐ Yeah! 206 00:11:04,916 --> 00:11:07,352 Sit down! Half the building's in here. 207 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:10,022 I'm Oliver, by the way. Oliver Putnam. 208 00:11:10,046 --> 00:11:12,191 ‐ Charles. Charles‐Haden Savage. 209 00:11:12,215 --> 00:11:14,402 ‐ Hey. I'm Mabel. 210 00:11:14,426 --> 00:11:16,653 ‐ [laughs] No, really. What is‐‐ Oh. 211 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,178 A great old school name. 212 00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:20,658 ‐ Get out. 213 00:11:20,682 --> 00:11:22,869 What the fuck is in Bo's mouth? 214 00:11:22,893 --> 00:11:24,703 BOTH: Becky's panties! 215 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:27,414 ‐ It is not Ray. Too obvious. ‐ Exactly. 216 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,292 ‐ Absolutely. Listen, I'm just relieved 217 00:11:29,316 --> 00:11:32,211 that something of Becky Butler showed up somewhere. 218 00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:34,004 I almost forgot who went missing. 219 00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:35,755 MABEL: They took too long with it. 220 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,009 ‐ That whole thing: Student Council president, 221 00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:40,344 "she had a smile that would light up a room," blah blah blah. 222 00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:42,679 OLIVER: Yeah, yeah. Listen, I am all for a good peeling of the onion, 223 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:45,182 but let's pace it up, people. Please. 224 00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:46,725 ♪ 225 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:48,751 To that point... 226 00:11:50,253 --> 00:11:53,524 who are you, you fascinating creature? 227 00:11:53,548 --> 00:11:56,860 I mean, we got our places 30 years ago when the Arconia was affordable, 228 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,154 but you? Do your parents have a place there‐‐ 229 00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:02,115 ‐ Good god! You don't have to answer that, Mabel. 230 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:05,476 I mean‐‐ I mean unless you want to because I'm also curious. 231 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,166 ‐ How do I know you? ‐ Oh, Charles was in 232 00:12:10,190 --> 00:12:12,668 an old TV series, many, many years ago. 233 00:12:12,692 --> 00:12:15,611 What was it called? Uh, Bozos. ‐ Brazzos. 234 00:12:16,863 --> 00:12:19,258 ‐ Oh... Okay. 235 00:12:19,282 --> 00:12:22,302 ‐ As for me, uh, 236 00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:25,705 directing is my day job. [laughs] I'm sure you're aware. 237 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:30,168 But, uh, my grandchildren... 238 00:12:32,379 --> 00:12:33,547 they're my passion. 239 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,508 I just wish I had more time to spend with them. 240 00:12:37,551 --> 00:12:39,403 That's really all we want, isn't it? 241 00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:41,530 More time with the people we love. 242 00:12:41,554 --> 00:12:44,316 ‐ I literally pass him in the elevator once a month, just so you know. 243 00:12:45,517 --> 00:12:46,576 OLIVER: Anyway, 244 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,663 those are our proverbial onions. 245 00:12:49,687 --> 00:12:52,625 Raw and peeled. And yours? 246 00:12:52,649 --> 00:12:54,067 Care to peel for us? 247 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:56,671 ‐ I do not. 248 00:12:56,695 --> 00:12:58,422 Can I? BOTH: Absolutely not. 249 00:12:58,446 --> 00:13:01,424 ‐ No, no. Thank you so much. 250 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,533 ‐ Thank you. 251 00:13:03,743 --> 00:13:05,428 OLIVER: Hi, baby. [barks] 252 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,431 MABEL: Oh! That's a real dog. 253 00:13:07,455 --> 00:13:08,474 OLIVER: Yeah, yeah. 254 00:13:08,498 --> 00:13:11,394 ♪ 255 00:13:11,418 --> 00:13:14,421 [siren, indistinct chatter] 256 00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:20,302 Look at this. 257 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,282 CHARLES: Lester, what the hell? ‐ Found someone dead. 258 00:13:24,306 --> 00:13:25,575 [gasps] ‐ What? 259 00:13:25,599 --> 00:13:27,618 ‐ Sounds like they offed themselves. 260 00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,327 ‐ You're kidding me. LESTER: Ninth floor. 261 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,580 Can't let anyone in. 262 00:13:30,604 --> 00:13:33,039 ‐ We can't go to our apartments? ‐ No, sir. Sorry. 263 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:36,418 ♪ 264 00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:39,297 ‐ Did he say the ninth floor? ‐ Yeah. 265 00:13:39,321 --> 00:13:42,466 ‐ I could get us to the freight elevator, 266 00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:44,451 just to take a peek. 267 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,054 ‐ Just to see what's happening. 268 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,432 ‐ Okay. But, we should take it to eight. 269 00:13:50,456 --> 00:13:51,540 ‐ Why? 270 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,876 ‐ They'll have cops posted on nine. 271 00:13:54,919 --> 00:13:56,587 ‐ Ooh, you're good. 272 00:13:58,298 --> 00:14:01,551 ♪ 273 00:14:08,975 --> 00:14:11,519 ‐ Tell the captain this is a suicide. 274 00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:16,149 Alright, guys, I need you to canvass around the building. 275 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:30,181 ♪ 276 00:14:30,205 --> 00:14:31,205 [whimpers] 277 00:14:37,754 --> 00:14:39,524 OLIVER: It's that guy from the elevator! 278 00:14:39,548 --> 00:14:42,317 Oh my god. Oh my god. It's that guy! [door shuts] 279 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:44,445 It's that guy... ‐ His‐‐ His head was... 280 00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:47,740 I've seen TV dead bodies. That was‐‐ Have you ever... 281 00:14:47,764 --> 00:14:49,991 He shot himself! ‐ No, he didn't. 282 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,826 We saw him, what, like an hour ago? 283 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:54,455 Did he seem like he was gonna go do something like that? 284 00:14:54,479 --> 00:14:56,690 [door opens] [radio chatter] 285 00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:00,669 ‐ Oh! ‐ Are you associated with the deceased? 286 00:15:00,693 --> 00:15:03,297 ‐ No, no. We don't know him. ‐ We're neighbors in the building. 287 00:15:03,321 --> 00:15:04,715 We live in the building. 288 00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:06,926 ‐ Mm‐hmm. So, you don't know him? ‐ Just in passing. 289 00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:08,552 ‐ Not his passing. ‐ No, yes. 290 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:10,178 When we pass by him. 291 00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:11,179 ‐ Before he passed. 292 00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:13,890 ‐ That's right. Um, but are y‐‐ are you, 293 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,583 uh, sure that it was suicide? 294 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,394 ‐ It doesn't make sense. 295 00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:20,230 ‐ I mean, even in passing, he didn't seem the type. 296 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:23,525 ‐ So, you don't know him. CHARLES: [sighs] Look, 297 00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:25,110 you're probably just starting your investigation, 298 00:15:25,134 --> 00:15:28,029 looking into all the forensics‐‐ ‐ Goddammit. 299 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:31,491 What fuckin' podcast are you all hooked on? Huh? 300 00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:33,827 I swear to God, if I meet 301 00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:36,080 one more true crime nut... 302 00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:38,875 This is suicide. It's textbook. 303 00:15:38,899 --> 00:15:42,211 Residue powder on the hands, evidence of financial stress. 304 00:15:42,235 --> 00:15:44,797 We even found a note on his laptop saying he's outta here, 305 00:15:44,821 --> 00:15:48,634 which is exactly where you all need to be. 306 00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:50,427 ‐ What if‐‐ ‐ Nuh‐uh, it's not. 307 00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:53,639 ‐ B‐b‐but, y‐y‐you‐‐ ‐ No, no, no, no, no. It's not. 308 00:15:53,663 --> 00:15:57,393 So, go on ahead and enjoy your cute little lives, 309 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,461 and be glad that you still have one. 310 00:16:01,046 --> 00:16:04,548 You goddamn true crime fuckin' numb‐nuts. 311 00:16:07,677 --> 00:16:10,679 ♪ Classical music playing ♪ 312 00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:17,769 [sighs] 313 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,029 [opens drawer] 314 00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:37,456 ♪ 315 00:16:41,503 --> 00:16:42,546 [elevator dings] 316 00:16:44,255 --> 00:16:46,024 ‐ The motherfucking garbage bag! 317 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,692 ‐ Why would he get on the elevator with that? 318 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:50,177 There's a chute on every floor. What was in there? 319 00:16:52,556 --> 00:16:54,099 [elevator dings, doors open] 320 00:16:55,267 --> 00:16:56,701 ‐ We all have the same thought? 321 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,937 BOTH: The garbage bag! 322 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,581 ‐ Ah. Different thought. 323 00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,625 We should do our own podcast. 324 00:17:03,649 --> 00:17:07,505 I'm sure that every true crime podcaster wishes that he was on the case 325 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:08,631 right from the start. 326 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:10,967 And here we are, w‐‐ 327 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:13,094 You know what? I should be recording this right now. 328 00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:14,886 ‐ Well right now, the only thing that matters is that 329 00:17:14,911 --> 00:17:17,097 there's a killer on the loose if we're right, 330 00:17:17,122 --> 00:17:19,432 and he could be living somewhere in our building. 331 00:17:19,457 --> 00:17:21,602 ‐ Oh, that is a very good line. 332 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:24,646 Badly delivered, but a good line. So, do it again for me, 333 00:17:24,671 --> 00:17:28,317 and this is what I need. I want you to really hit killer. 334 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,777 You know? Just killer. 335 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,653 ‐ There's a killer loose somewhere‐‐ 336 00:17:31,678 --> 00:17:33,029 ‐ No need to scream. ‐ That's too hard. 337 00:17:33,054 --> 00:17:35,407 ‐ You know what I need you to do? Really punch 338 00:17:35,432 --> 00:17:37,433 somewhere. ‐ There's a... 339 00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:40,078 Gimme an action. ‐ Action. 340 00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:42,163 ‐ Killer on the loose somewhere. 341 00:17:42,188 --> 00:17:44,250 ‐ Okay, do it again, but slower, 342 00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:45,625 and with, you know, 343 00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,420 like a human... 344 00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:49,797 ‐ "If there's anyone left to care, 345 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,948 there is nothing for me anymore." 346 00:17:54,784 --> 00:17:56,786 [papers crinkling] 347 00:17:57,412 --> 00:17:58,622 OLIVER: Is that... 348 00:17:59,122 --> 00:18:01,790 MABEL: "I'm just tired of feeling lonely. 349 00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:06,546 I don't want to be lonely anymore." 350 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:10,692 ‐ This is his. There's mail in here to Tim Kono. 351 00:18:10,717 --> 00:18:12,653 And other notes! 352 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:15,387 Attempts to get his last words right? 353 00:18:17,182 --> 00:18:19,183 Looks like we have our answer. 354 00:18:20,477 --> 00:18:23,538 ‐ So, that's it? We're done? 355 00:18:23,563 --> 00:18:25,790 No podcast. 356 00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,919 ‐ Back to Oklahoma. 357 00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:30,922 ♪ 358 00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:34,031 [street noise] 359 00:18:36,409 --> 00:18:38,804 I read the script. My character has no lines, 360 00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,121 not one. 361 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:45,228 Wait, they want someone who looks like Brazzos, 362 00:18:45,251 --> 00:18:47,503 and they want me to audition for this? 363 00:18:49,256 --> 00:18:51,258 [wrapping paper crinkling] 364 00:19:01,476 --> 00:19:03,478 WOMAN [muffled]: Well, I'm not that late. 365 00:19:04,104 --> 00:19:06,105 Can we get the four‐top by the window? 366 00:19:08,316 --> 00:19:11,611 I'll get the Caesar with the balsamic and the double croutons. 367 00:19:12,237 --> 00:19:14,739 You need to ask for a bigger table. 368 00:19:16,199 --> 00:19:17,616 I have my grocery cart. 369 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:20,494 Tell them it's Bunny. They know me. [elevator dings] 370 00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,767 ‐ I'm not always in here. 371 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,853 ‐ I was just coming up to get you. 372 00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:28,836 ‐ I've got an audition. Wait a minute. 373 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,106 Is this about... ‐ [whispers] Yes. 374 00:19:31,131 --> 00:19:33,717 ‐ In or out, soft lips. I got places to be. 375 00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,070 ‐ Fuck 'em. I'm offer only. 376 00:19:37,095 --> 00:19:40,031 ‐ Okay, so I know what we found last night, 377 00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:42,535 but I also know me, and I can't stop thinking about this. 378 00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:45,621 ‐ Neither can I. ‐ A week ago, I saw Tim, 379 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:49,250 the dead guy, at Bunny's apartment. ‐ Ooh, she's head of the board. 380 00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:52,002 ‐ Okay, so he was asking her about a package 381 00:19:52,027 --> 00:19:53,962 of his that she got by mistake. 382 00:19:53,987 --> 00:19:56,840 ‐ That makes sense. They're on the A‐line. I get mis‐delivered packages 383 00:19:56,865 --> 00:19:58,467 on the C‐line all the time. 384 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,595 ‐ Do you remember him on the elevator saying... 385 00:20:00,618 --> 00:20:02,637 ‐ Okay. I don't know why this keeps happening. 386 00:20:02,662 --> 00:20:05,849 ‐ And it was important, and he couldn't get it... 387 00:20:05,874 --> 00:20:07,393 ‐ Well, how early tomorrow? 388 00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:08,978 ‐ Bunny's got the package. 389 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:11,855 ‐ I have a way in. [keys jingling, unlocks door] 390 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,883 ♪ 391 00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:18,028 [door shuts] ‐ What the... Who are you? 392 00:20:18,053 --> 00:20:20,823 ‐ I'm remodeling. ‐ This is a major‐‐ 393 00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:22,657 How‐how many rooms are in this? 394 00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:24,868 You're living here in the middle of a renovation? 395 00:20:24,893 --> 00:20:26,728 ‐ Shh! Please focus. 396 00:20:28,104 --> 00:20:29,940 Look, there it is. 397 00:20:30,941 --> 00:20:32,919 A direct route into Bunny's. 398 00:20:32,942 --> 00:20:35,253 We just need to take off the grate. 399 00:20:35,278 --> 00:20:37,364 ‐ No, no, no. 400 00:20:38,198 --> 00:20:39,549 Have you forgotten? 401 00:20:39,574 --> 00:20:41,301 ♪ 402 00:20:41,326 --> 00:20:43,161 I'm Brazzos. 403 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:55,214 [knocking] 404 00:20:57,384 --> 00:20:58,384 [sighs] 405 00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:04,348 ‐ Hey, Will! Surprise! 406 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,701 Grandpa's here! ‐ Dad, it's... 407 00:21:06,726 --> 00:21:10,038 it's Sunday. Mom's got the kids. They're at the zoo. 408 00:21:10,063 --> 00:21:11,749 ‐ Oh. Right. 409 00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:14,608 Well then, I‐I'll just leave these for them. 410 00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:18,088 New deck looks fantastic, Will. 411 00:21:18,113 --> 00:21:20,298 WILL: Yeah, the kids live out there. 412 00:21:20,323 --> 00:21:21,865 ‐ Yeah, I'm sorry I missed them. 413 00:21:23,201 --> 00:21:25,680 [sighs] But this is‐‐ this is a... 414 00:21:25,703 --> 00:21:27,413 good. You and I get a little... 415 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,874 Jersey hang time. 416 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:32,335 ‐ Jersey hang time? 417 00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,630 [scoffs] So, what's up? 418 00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:40,468 ‐ Do you have any milk? 419 00:21:41,094 --> 00:21:43,154 ‐ Brazzos was the son of a locksmith, 420 00:21:43,179 --> 00:21:46,157 so the crew gave me these jimmy keys as a wrap gift, season 5. 421 00:21:46,182 --> 00:21:47,367 [elevator dings] 422 00:21:47,392 --> 00:21:50,019 ‐ I watched a few of those. Brazzos. 423 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,249 I like the early '90s stuff. 424 00:21:53,272 --> 00:21:55,275 Sometimes, you get to see Hammer pants. 425 00:21:55,608 --> 00:21:57,277 [keys jingling] 426 00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:01,280 You were good. You're a good actor. 427 00:22:03,199 --> 00:22:05,886 Have you done any other shows? ‐ Uh, I did a few pilots, 428 00:22:05,911 --> 00:22:08,513 but they didn't move forward. I don't think I test well. 429 00:22:08,538 --> 00:22:11,333 ‐ Hm. I can see that. ‐ Yeah, thank you. Wait, what? 430 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,542 ‐ That's Bunny's. 431 00:22:15,170 --> 00:22:16,630 WILL: So, how's work? 432 00:22:18,048 --> 00:22:20,192 ‐ Good. It's fine. 433 00:22:20,217 --> 00:22:22,319 You know, th‐th‐there's some stuff out there. 434 00:22:22,344 --> 00:22:23,510 WILL: Yeah? ‐ Yeah. 435 00:22:24,179 --> 00:22:26,181 ‐ Did you, uh, get your next project? 436 00:22:27,473 --> 00:22:30,352 ‐ Well, I‐I thought I had something, but, uh... 437 00:22:32,854 --> 00:22:34,814 it just went away. [soft laugh] 438 00:22:37,901 --> 00:22:39,068 So... 439 00:22:39,611 --> 00:22:41,963 Will, I'm gonna need to, um... 440 00:22:41,988 --> 00:22:43,573 ‐ Oh no... 441 00:22:44,199 --> 00:22:46,635 God... ‐ You know, I‐I‐I really did not 442 00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:48,679 want this to become 443 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:50,640 a regular thing, but I am strapped. 444 00:22:50,663 --> 00:22:52,332 ‐ Dad... ‐ Honey, I am so... 445 00:22:53,083 --> 00:22:56,586 close on a few things. ‐ Yeah, that's what you said last time. 446 00:22:57,796 --> 00:23:00,048 ‐ How long have you lived here? ‐ Twenty‐eight years. 447 00:23:00,632 --> 00:23:02,384 ‐ But not always by yourself. 448 00:23:03,509 --> 00:23:06,071 You've been alone for 28 years? ‐ Shh... 449 00:23:06,096 --> 00:23:08,222 Alone isn't so bad. I like alone. 450 00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:11,308 Give me that smaller pick. 451 00:23:15,188 --> 00:23:18,066 My father was a Charles. I‐I'm a Junior. 452 00:23:18,650 --> 00:23:21,671 It was the most consistent refrain of my childhood 453 00:23:21,694 --> 00:23:24,423 was how much I was like him. 454 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,299 And I really was. 455 00:23:26,324 --> 00:23:29,952 We were both right‐handed, but we used scissors with our left hand. 456 00:23:30,703 --> 00:23:34,599 We could both pick up just about any instrument and play it by ear. 457 00:23:34,624 --> 00:23:36,394 But give us... 458 00:23:36,417 --> 00:23:38,252 basic algebra? Forget about it. 459 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:40,856 He turned gray at 47, 460 00:23:40,881 --> 00:23:43,173 white at 58, and, hm? 461 00:23:45,719 --> 00:23:47,636 People like my father. 462 00:23:48,346 --> 00:23:50,347 They meant it as a compliment... 463 00:23:51,016 --> 00:23:52,851 when they said I was like him, but... 464 00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:57,230 he was awful to my mother. Awful. 465 00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,375 He tried to make her feel... 466 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,752 small. He seemed to get... 467 00:24:02,777 --> 00:24:04,672 pleasure out of it, 468 00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:06,948 making her feel silly. 469 00:24:07,824 --> 00:24:10,201 Making her feel unsure of herself. 470 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,122 [clicking] So, at a certain point... 471 00:24:15,164 --> 00:24:17,226 I thought, well, 472 00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:19,144 we use scissors the same way, 473 00:24:19,169 --> 00:24:21,814 and we can play any instrument the same way. 474 00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:23,339 Odds are... 475 00:24:24,633 --> 00:24:26,259 Alone isn't so bad. 476 00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:28,970 OLIVER: Obviously, it's... 477 00:24:30,346 --> 00:24:32,057 mortifying... 478 00:24:33,016 --> 00:24:35,434 coming to you like this. I'm... 479 00:24:37,229 --> 00:24:39,564 revolted at myself. 480 00:24:41,232 --> 00:24:42,585 But, I... 481 00:24:42,608 --> 00:24:44,921 I can't get any work, you know? 482 00:24:44,944 --> 00:24:46,963 I mean, this is‐‐ it's been years now. 483 00:24:46,988 --> 00:24:48,423 And so, I just‐‐ 484 00:24:48,448 --> 00:24:50,384 I need a little help from someone‐‐ 485 00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:51,676 ‐ You have to sell the apartment. 486 00:24:51,701 --> 00:24:53,429 ‐ I can't do that. ‐ Dad, 487 00:24:53,452 --> 00:24:55,013 you cannot keep living like this. 488 00:24:55,038 --> 00:24:57,539 ‐ It's all I have. It's who I am. 489 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:03,837 ‐ Yeah, well, obviously, it makes me very sad to hear that. 490 00:25:05,214 --> 00:25:06,692 ♪ 491 00:25:06,715 --> 00:25:07,968 ‐ I'm sorry. 492 00:25:08,759 --> 00:25:12,180 Really, I'm so sorry. 493 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:14,848 For so many things. 494 00:25:15,976 --> 00:25:18,538 But, it is just a rough patch, honey, and I just‐‐ 495 00:25:18,561 --> 00:25:20,355 WILL: Stop, stop, stop, stop. 496 00:25:23,275 --> 00:25:25,484 I can't. Not again. 497 00:25:32,409 --> 00:25:33,867 ‐ Well, I... 498 00:25:34,827 --> 00:25:37,538 I‐I certainly appreciate, um... 499 00:25:38,664 --> 00:25:40,476 you know, everything that you have done, 500 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,420 and‐and‐and don't worry. This is just a... 501 00:25:45,297 --> 00:25:46,566 it's a rocky moment, 502 00:25:46,589 --> 00:25:48,733 that's all. I'll be fine. ‐ Dad. Stay for Sunday dinner. 503 00:25:48,758 --> 00:25:52,028 ‐ No, no, no. I re‐‐ I do actually have to get back. 504 00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:54,365 I do. So, you know... 505 00:25:54,388 --> 00:25:56,348 gotta dig in. Nose to the grindstone, right? 506 00:26:00,019 --> 00:26:02,021 Can I have my coat? Please? 507 00:26:03,731 --> 00:26:05,567 ‐ It's my aunt's apartment. 508 00:26:05,983 --> 00:26:07,502 She asked me to redo it for her. 509 00:26:07,527 --> 00:26:09,362 You can see how well that's going. 510 00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:12,656 It's the first time I've been alone in, like... 511 00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:15,135 ever. 512 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,055 I tend to make packs wherever I go. 513 00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:20,289 When I was a kid, I had my Hardy Boys pack. 514 00:26:20,915 --> 00:26:22,666 ‐ That's too old a reference for you. 515 00:26:23,084 --> 00:26:26,171 ‐ We were being old school calling ourselves that. 516 00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:29,442 Anyway, me and my Hardy Boys... 517 00:26:29,465 --> 00:26:33,260 Well, there were four of us, and two were actual boys, by the way. 518 00:26:33,970 --> 00:26:37,157 We would get into solving mysteries around 519 00:26:37,182 --> 00:26:39,226 the complex that we all lived in. 520 00:26:39,851 --> 00:26:41,894 ‐ So, this stuff is not new to you. 521 00:26:42,770 --> 00:26:45,190 ‐ I mean, those were made‐up mysteries. 522 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:47,233 At least, most were. 523 00:26:48,317 --> 00:26:51,005 ‐ And your Hardy Boys, where are they now? 524 00:26:51,028 --> 00:26:52,464 ♪ 525 00:26:52,489 --> 00:26:54,008 ‐ Maybe you're right. 526 00:26:54,031 --> 00:26:56,492 Maybe going at it alone is better. 527 00:26:59,162 --> 00:27:00,497 Any luck with that? 528 00:27:01,248 --> 00:27:03,099 ‐ Oh, I've been in for a while. [opens door] 529 00:27:03,124 --> 00:27:05,353 ‐ Yes! Good job, Brazzos. 530 00:27:05,376 --> 00:27:06,920 [door creaking] 531 00:27:11,508 --> 00:27:14,194 ‐ Alright. This is an A‐line three bedroom. 532 00:27:14,219 --> 00:27:16,571 You take the living, dining, spare. 533 00:27:16,596 --> 00:27:18,657 I'll take the kitchen and the bedrooms on the side. 534 00:27:18,682 --> 00:27:21,536 Now, Bunny probably keeps her packages in a hutch 535 00:27:21,559 --> 00:27:24,270 or a sideboard. ‐ Brazzos, look at your hand. 536 00:27:28,692 --> 00:27:30,461 CHARLES: We have our first clue. 537 00:27:30,484 --> 00:27:32,755 And we stole it from a neighbor to get it! 538 00:27:32,778 --> 00:27:34,882 MABEL: Yeah. I know. I was there. 539 00:27:34,905 --> 00:27:36,615 You should open it. 540 00:27:36,950 --> 00:27:39,368 I can't tell if I want it to be nothing or... 541 00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:41,846 for it to be something. 542 00:27:41,871 --> 00:27:44,624 ♪ 543 00:27:54,884 --> 00:27:56,385 What is it? 544 00:27:59,306 --> 00:28:01,784 ‐ What kinda guy kills himself 545 00:28:01,807 --> 00:28:04,810 an hour after being desperate to get his hands... 546 00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:07,771 on this? 547 00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:21,286 [text chimes] 548 00:28:25,164 --> 00:28:27,375 [text chimes] 549 00:28:32,338 --> 00:28:35,342 ♪ Clair de Lune playing ♪ 550 00:28:37,426 --> 00:28:38,802 [sighs] 551 00:28:46,102 --> 00:28:47,479 [inaudible] 552 00:28:55,569 --> 00:28:57,905 ♪ Clair de Lune continues ♪ 553 00:29:02,661 --> 00:29:04,162 ♪ 554 00:29:12,753 --> 00:29:14,565 [inaudible] 555 00:29:14,588 --> 00:29:17,592 ♪ Clair de Lune continues ♪ 556 00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:29,019 [inaudible] 557 00:29:42,325 --> 00:29:44,177 ‐ Here's a thing I don't get. 558 00:29:44,201 --> 00:29:46,346 People who worry about living in the big city 559 00:29:46,371 --> 00:29:47,890 because of all the crime. 560 00:29:47,913 --> 00:29:51,059 As any true crime aficionado will tell you, 561 00:29:51,084 --> 00:29:54,086 it's the boondocks you need to worry about. 562 00:29:55,087 --> 00:29:56,106 Nailed it. 563 00:29:56,131 --> 00:29:59,568 ‐ I don't know. It‐it‐it's so PBSy. 564 00:29:59,593 --> 00:30:02,279 Like a Ken Burns documentary in the history of boredom. 565 00:30:02,304 --> 00:30:05,031 Maybe Mabel should give it a try. ‐ I'd rather die. 566 00:30:05,056 --> 00:30:06,992 ‐ And now, he's giving away my part. 567 00:30:07,017 --> 00:30:09,369 ‐ So tomorrow, we lay out a timeline. 568 00:30:09,394 --> 00:30:11,538 ‐ I have maps and I have full blueprints 569 00:30:11,563 --> 00:30:13,540 of each floor of the Arconia. 570 00:30:13,565 --> 00:30:15,585 ‐ Oh. You fancy. 571 00:30:15,608 --> 00:30:18,612 ‐ Hey, did you guys hear about that mysterious death in the park last night? 572 00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:21,883 We could multitask a little bit. 573 00:30:21,906 --> 00:30:23,884 Silo out a second investigation, 574 00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,451 do a second podcast. CHARLES: No. 575 00:30:25,868 --> 00:30:28,913 We need to focus. Only murders in the building. 576 00:30:29,330 --> 00:30:32,058 ‐ "Only murders in the building." 577 00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:33,352 CHARLES: Welcome to... 578 00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:36,271 Only Murders In The Building. 579 00:30:36,296 --> 00:30:38,941 A true crime podcast. 580 00:30:38,964 --> 00:30:40,651 I'm your host, 581 00:30:40,674 --> 00:30:43,845 Charles‐Haden Savage. 582 00:30:45,430 --> 00:30:47,200 ‐ For right now. [elevator dings] 583 00:30:47,223 --> 00:30:49,183 ♪ 584 00:30:51,394 --> 00:30:53,079 ‐ Hey. How's it going? 585 00:30:53,104 --> 00:30:54,664 ‐ Oh, good. All good. You? 586 00:30:54,689 --> 00:30:56,106 ‐ Good. 587 00:30:56,816 --> 00:30:59,961 You know, sometimes I can smell that omelet you make. 588 00:30:59,986 --> 00:31:02,798 ‐ Oh! Sorry. Next time, I'll turn the fan on. 589 00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:04,549 ‐ No. I like it. 590 00:31:04,574 --> 00:31:05,616 Reminds me of Lucy. 591 00:31:07,243 --> 00:31:09,680 It was her favorite, right? 592 00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:11,205 Have you heard from her? 593 00:31:11,748 --> 00:31:13,750 ‐ Here‐‐ Uh, here and there. 594 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,502 ‐ Well, tell her hi for me next time. 595 00:31:18,255 --> 00:31:21,733 CHARLES: A great true crime mystery unpeels itself 596 00:31:21,758 --> 00:31:23,551 like an onion. [door shuts] 597 00:31:24,469 --> 00:31:27,573 OLIVER: First the crime, then the characters, 598 00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:30,576 and then their secrets. 599 00:31:30,599 --> 00:31:31,868 [shower running] 600 00:31:31,893 --> 00:31:33,728 MABEL: The secrets are the fun part. 601 00:31:34,186 --> 00:31:36,707 Who is telling the truth? 602 00:31:36,730 --> 00:31:38,750 Who is lying? 603 00:31:38,775 --> 00:31:40,711 What are they hiding? 604 00:31:40,734 --> 00:31:42,963 CHARLES: Because, let's be honest. 605 00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:46,657 Sometimes it's easier to figure out someone else's secret 606 00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:50,011 than it is to deal with your own. 607 00:31:50,036 --> 00:31:53,015 ♪ Mabel vocalizing ♪ 608 00:31:53,038 --> 00:31:56,041 ♪ 609 00:32:15,436 --> 00:32:17,748 ♪ There's a life worth living ♪ 610 00:32:17,771 --> 00:32:20,417 ♪ And it's interesting ♪ 611 00:32:20,442 --> 00:32:23,987 ♪ There's a calm that's real somewhere ♪ 612 00:32:25,238 --> 00:32:27,758 ♪ There's a jungle stream ♪ 613 00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:30,176 ♪ And a band that's playing ♪ 614 00:32:30,201 --> 00:32:33,371 ♪ There's a tune worth whistling to ♪ 615 00:32:34,330 --> 00:32:36,708 ♪ Don't be scared ♪ 616 00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:42,397 ♪ You can't sit ♪ 617 00:32:42,422 --> 00:32:44,775 ♪ If you don't believe it ♪ 618 00:32:44,798 --> 00:32:48,510 ♪ It's not the kind of thing you can see ♪ 619 00:32:49,554 --> 00:32:51,656 ♪ It won't help you out ♪ 620 00:32:51,681 --> 00:32:55,393 ♪ If you forget 'cause it's not the kind of thing ♪ 621 00:32:55,894 --> 00:32:57,729 ♪ You can remember ♪ 622 00:32:58,813 --> 00:33:01,316 ♪ Don't be scared ♪ 45822

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