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- Look who is up.
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I thought you were
gonna sleep all morning.
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Vamos.
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Agua de Jamaica.
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- Gracias, mija.
- Where have you been lately?
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I feel like I haven't
seen you in ages.
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- I have been here.
It's you that's been busy.
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- No more than usual.
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- Oh, you have your new friend.
- Ruby?
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She's more of a close colleague
than a friend.
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- Hmm.
- What?
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Everyone needs friends, Elena.
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- Well, I'm not everyone.
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Besides, I have friends.
What are you talking about?
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I have you.
I have Mr. Jones.
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You know, I am all good
in the friends department.
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But thank you for your concern.
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Hey, are you coming?
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- No, Mr. Jones.
- No, he's not.
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- Now, who's on the agenda
for today?
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- Well,
three high school friends
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here to celebrate
their 50th birthdays.
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- Oh!
Well, 50 is a big one.
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Yes, I was traumatized
by that number.
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- Oh.
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- I thought
it was the end of the line.
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Once you hit 75, though,
50-year-olds look like kids.
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♪ ♪
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- Morning.
- Hi.
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- Is he blushing?
- Oh.
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- Ah, look at that water!
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Oh, I need a photo.
Where's my phone?
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- Oh, my God.
Would you look at this place?
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- Wait, there are no kids here!
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I don't see any kids.
- Oh, my gosh.
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- Oh, how cute is this?
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- Oh, Javi!
- Hmm.
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- Can I call you that?
- Yes, Jeanette.
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- Call me Netty.
Can you take our picture?
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- Oh, Javi.
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- You guys, I'm serious,
there are no kids here.
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- Oh, God, Margot's in shock.
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Somebody get her a mojito,
stat!
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- Girls, pose, ready?
One, two, three.
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Sex!
- Oh, what's that?
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- Ladies, welcome
to Fantasy Island.
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I'm your host Elena Roarke.
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This is my associate Ruby.
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And I can see you've been
acquainted with Javier.
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- On behalf of all of us,
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I'd like to wish you
a happy collective birthday.
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It's gonna be one to remember,
I promise.
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- We are so excited.
Aren't we, girls?
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- Ecstatic.
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- Amazing. Let's get started.
Come on.
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- Oh, can we just--one second.
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We just need to christen
the island.
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- They need to what?
- I'm not too sure.
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- Okay, great.
Places, girls.
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- We're doing this, I guess.
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- Okay.
- Five, six, seven, eight.
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Whoo!
- Oh.
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You know what we need?
A girls' night.
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- A what?
- A girls' night.
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What, have you ever had
a girls' night?
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You know, giving each other
spa treatments.
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- No, that doesn't sound
like me at all.
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I wouldn't like it.
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- Oh, we're having
a girls' night.
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I'm not going
through my 20s again
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without getting drunk
off box wine
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and waking up
to a bad manicure.
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- Why would anyone want
to do that?
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Please.
- Because it's fun!
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- Okay. Okay.
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- And pose!
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- Oh, yes!
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♪ ♪
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homecoming queen
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who married her king
right out of high school.
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- Everyone wants me
to freak out about turning 50.
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But I refuse to.
I'm doing great.
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- So yeah,
I had triplets at 47,
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Beatrice, Miranda,
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and, uh...
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Cordelia.
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house in the suburbs, two kids.
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It was the perfect life.
- Was?
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- About two years ago,
I found some weird receipts.
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And one clue led to another
led to the mistress.
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- You know, they used to burn
women like me.
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Childless, unmarried, smart.
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A woman who doesn't need a man
to self-actualize
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is a threat to the status quo.
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Well, I say, good.
Let 'em come for me.
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- And now I'm turning 50,
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and I'm filling out
dating profiles
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and trying not to drink
every day.
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- You know,
when they graduate high school,
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I'm gonna be 65 years old.
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65!
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- Margot was drowning
in newborns
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when Netty's husband left her.
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- Did I mention
she lives on a houseboat?
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- We were all in shock.
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- The mistress.
- Perfect Netty.
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- I mean, what the--
- And poor Margot.
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- What if I made a mistake?
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- I'd been telling her,
just wait.
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The urge to breed will pass,
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and you can move on
with your life.
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- Having children.
- Oh, you didn't.
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Honey, you're just tired
of taking care of everyone.
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- I almost had her convinced,
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but then Netty used
the line on her.
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- What line?
- Life begins at mother.
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I truly believe that.
My children are my world.
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- Netty just made it
look so easy.
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And she wasn't the only one.
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The whole entire world
makes you feel
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like you're not a whole woman
unless you mom it up.
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So Gary and I did IVF,
and we had the worst luck.
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I mean,
just failure after failure.
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And in the last round,
we implanted three embryos.
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Plot twist, they all stuck.
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- So tell me,
what can the island do for you?
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- I want to be
swept off my feet
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by a hot, successful man
who adores me.
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- Mm.
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- I'm not asking for love,
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just to set a bar
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as, like, practice
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for when I get back out there.
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- I'm happy,
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and I'm so lucky
to be where I am in my life.
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I've got great friends
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that I get to turn 50 with
on a beautiful island.
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Honestly, I'm good.
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- Well, there must be something
that you've always wanted.
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- Well, there is one thing.
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- I love my children more than
anything in the whole world.
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But I'm tired all the time.
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Like, soul-crushing,
down to the bone exhausted.
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- My fantasy is boring.
It is.
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It's just...a little rest.
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- Well, Cam and Netty, they are
getting settled in their rooms.
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And you, Margot,
are gonna come with me.
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Your fantasy begins now.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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♪ ♪
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- What is this place?
I feel so much lighter here.
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- This is your sanctuary.
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In this place,
no one can disturb you.
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You can rest for as long
as you like.
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- But what about
the birthday dinner?
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I mean, that's the whole reason
we're here.
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I can't miss that.
- Oh, no, it's okay.
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Time moves nice
and slowly here.
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Cam and Netty will be
waiting for you
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as if no time
has passed at all.
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- You can do that?
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- I promise
you won't miss a thing.
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After you wake up, you can go
back to your room at the resort
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and get dressed up for dinner
with the girls.
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But for now,
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all you have to do is rest.
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♪ ♪
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Welcome to Fantasy Island.
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♪ ♪
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- Cam, it's me.
Open up.
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- Um, I'm not decent!
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- You sound weird. You okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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- I'm sure you look gorgeous
in your bathing suit.
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Body positivity is
all the rage right now.
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Okay, I'll be at the pool.
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Didn't expect to spend
my first day alone,
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but whatever.
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♪ ♪
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Oh!
- Whoa!
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- Sorry, I--
-
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- Hi.
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- You all right?
- Um, yes.
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Yes, I am.
- You sure?
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I'm a doctor,
in case, you know--
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- Of course you are.
- Huh.
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- Tell me more.
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♪ ♪
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Well, I met him.
- Who?
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- My fantasy man,
Dr. Tristan Alexander.
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- Oh.
- You look amazing, by the way.
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- Oh, thank you, I slept
for what felt like a week.
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What is today?
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- The day I moved on
with my life.
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- Oh, Netty, I'm so happy.
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- Is that Cam's room?
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- Netty, Margot.
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- Hi?
- Do you like my new look?
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- Is that--
- Are you--
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- In the flesh!
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♪ ♪
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- Cam?
- Cam?
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- It's me!
- Wow.
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- We are gonna have
so much fun this weekend.
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Ahh!
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- Oh, my God, this dress.
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- This is just too much!
- Oh, look at this one.
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Oh.
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I cannot wait
to dress this body up.
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- Now that is the spirit.
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And we even got
customized perfumes
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made just for you.
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- Be careful.
We may never leave.
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- I don't blame you.
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Oh, and also, ladies,
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so your private beach dinner
starts at 8:00.
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And may I suggest some drinks
at the bar beforehand?
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-
Yeah, we'll be there.
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Sorry.
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- Margot, would you like me
to walk you
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to your resting place
before dinner?
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00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:07,258
- Oh, no, no, no. I'll perk up.
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Sorry.
All right, enjoy, ladies.
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- Thank you.
- Yes.
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- Thank you.
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- Can you believe this?
Look.
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Look at me.
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Oh, wow,
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look at these...boobs.
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- You're smoking hot.
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- I had no idea anything
like this was ever possible.
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- It's completely bizarre.
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- Can I feel them?
- Yes.
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- They feel like beefsteak
tomatoes or something.
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- They are.
Nette, you want a grope?
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- I'm good.
-
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- Mm, Netty, tell us more
about the doctor--
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- Tristan Alexander.
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- Yeah.
- Tristan.
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- He's a plastic surgeon.
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And before you say anything,
he does reconstruction,
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burn victims, cancer patients,
that type of thing.
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He has the most prestigious
practice in San Francisco.
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And when I told him we were
celebrating a big birthday,
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he thought I was 40.
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- Did he?
Is he cute?
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- Um, very.
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- Do you think
he's a real doctor?
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00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,101
- Do you think he's
a real person?
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00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,711
- Yeah.
251
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,713
- Oh, he's a real person,
all right.
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He gave me his card.
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Look.
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- Oh, post-surgical
reconstruction.
255
00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:21,811
- Yeah.
256
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,118
- So, girls, what do you think
about this dress?
257
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,989
- It's tight.
- It's stunning.
258
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:28,818
- Yeah, and it is
very vixen next door.
259
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:31,168
Right?
I'm going for it.
260
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:34,258
You guys, we are gonna have
the best weekend ever.
261
00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:39,307
♪ ♪
262
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:45,139
- So cute.
263
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:49,012
Nothing like a night out
with the girls,
264
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,405
or a night in.
265
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,407
- Okay, look,
266
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:55,105
I am willing to entertain
this girls' night thingy...
267
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,933
- Okay.
- But I'm planning it.
268
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,500
- Okay.
- No manicures.
269
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,937
And absolutely no box wine.
270
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,896
Okay, we're doing this,
we're gonna do it my way.
271
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:06,943
Elena, I feel like
I just need to stress
272
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:10,077
that fun is the goal here.
273
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,557
- Oh, oh,
it's gonna be a lot of fun.
274
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,907
You've never had fun
like this before.
275
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:16,213
Tomorrow night, 7:00 sharp.
276
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,955
Mm. Don't be late.
277
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:21,349
- Okay, great.
- Okay.
278
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:27,442
- I think what irks me the most
about Paul's mistress is,
279
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,009
she's not even hot.
280
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,098
- That's what irks you
the most?
281
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,490
- You know, deep down,
he always knew
282
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:33,622
you were too good for him.
283
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,580
- That's true.
- Look.
284
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:39,410
Look what Gary sent.
Aren't they just too adorable?
285
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:40,977
- Oh, Margot, stop.
- So cute.
286
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,500
- They are so perfect.
- What's this?
287
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,764
- Three lemon drops,
288
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:47,723
courtesy of the gentlemen
at the bar.
289
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,681
- Oh, what?
290
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:53,468
- Thank you.
291
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:56,645
- All right, well,
that makes three free rounds
292
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,865
courtesy of my amazing tatas!
293
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,692
- Well, you're gonna have
to put on a cardigan,
294
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:03,434
'cause I'm gonna be too wasted
to eat dinner, seriously.
295
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:06,002
- Ladies, a toast to divorce
296
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:09,876
and naps and amazing boobs.
297
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:12,922
And to at least
50 more years of friendship.
298
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,619
- Oh, cheers.
- Cheers.
299
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,404
- Yes.
- Yes.
300
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:19,015
- Ladies, I see you're
enjoying yourselves, huh?
301
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:20,538
- Mmm.
302
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:21,626
- Join us.
- Come sit down.
303
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,846
- Join us.
- Okay.
304
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,501
- Are you kidding me?
This is the best vacation--
305
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:29,852
- And weirdest.
- We have ever been on.
306
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,593
Oh, thank you so very much.
307
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,029
- Now this is
getting ridiculous.
308
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,857
- Okay, ignore her.
309
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,641
Netty is used to being
the center of attention.
310
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,034
This must be awful for her.
311
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,732
- Oh, my God.
Get over yourself.
312
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,822
- Okay, here, here.
Have a shot with us.
313
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,214
- Oh, no, I shouldn't.
314
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,303
I'm still on the clock.
Thank you.
315
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:49,829
- So, Elena,
you are totally gorgeous.
316
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,396
Is there a man in your life?
- Yeah, that's a good question.
317
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,746
How does somebody
do what you do and find a date?
318
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:57,619
- I'm not looking.
- So you're taken?
319
00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,535
- I am married to my work.
320
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,146
- I mean, what is she supposed
to write on her Tinder profile?
321
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:06,280
"Gorgeous brunette, runs
magical island, bends reality."
322
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,238
- No, she'd say,
323
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,545
"Makes all your wildest
fantasies come true."
324
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,286
- Oh, imagine the kind
of creeps that would attract.
325
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,114
- Yeah.
- That's true.
326
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,811
- You know, I think
I'm gonna take that shot.
327
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,204
Salud, ladies.
328
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:22,600
- Salud.
- Whoo-hoo!
329
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:25,821
- Mm.
- So...
330
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,692
- Oh.
- Another?
331
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,520
Okay, we got this.
332
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,435
- Elena,
don't leave us hanging.
333
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,046
- Another one?
334
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:36,440
Thank you.
335
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:38,181
- Okay.
336
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:41,141
I have a question
about Dr. Love.
337
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:45,623
- Oh, well, why don't you
ask him yourself?
338
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,673
- Did you invite him
to our birthday dinner?
339
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,675
- Oh, so you get to enjoy
your fantasy tonight,
340
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:55,459
but not me?
341
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:56,808
- Hey, you.
- Hi.
342
00:14:56,983 --> 00:15:00,900
♪ ♪
343
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,163
- You ladies look lovely.
- Thank you, Tristan.
344
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:05,034
- You know, your beach table
is about to be ready shortly.
345
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,383
Would you like me
to set another place?
346
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:07,950
- That would be lovely.
Thank you.
347
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,560
- Mm.
348
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,391
Oof, okay.
349
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:15,479
- So you're a doctor?
350
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:25,837
- Oh, Javier!
351
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,535
- Elena.
- Hi.
352
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,711
- Are you drunk?
353
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:32,757
-
No.
354
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:37,153
My job occasionally requires me
to imbibe with the guests,
355
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,068
but I don't get drunk.
356
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,896
- My mistake.
- Yeah.
357
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:45,031
Javier, are we--are we friends?
358
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,511
- Of course we're friends.
What kind of question is that?
359
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,339
- We had...
360
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,776
Sex.
361
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,040
Doesn't that
fundamentally change
362
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:55,911
the nature of the relationship
363
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:59,523
to something
other than a friendship?
364
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:02,570
- Ah. Okay.
- You know?
365
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:05,138
- Hey, hey, listen, okay?
- Yeah.
366
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:07,183
- This is important.
- Okay.
367
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:11,579
- No matter what happened
or happens between us,
368
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,842
I'm always gonna be
your friend.
369
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,630
- Come here.
Good, good, good, good.
370
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,633
Because I don't have
many friends, and...
371
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:26,768
and you're a good man,
and you're quite handsome
372
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:29,727
and dimple-y, you know--
373
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:32,034
- Okay, okay.
374
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,084
- Mm.
- Good night, friend.
375
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:41,696
♪ ♪
376
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,133
- Wha--
377
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:48,833
Oh.
378
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:53,969
♪ ♪
379
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,972
- Are we really supposed
to stand for this?
380
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,756
Margot,
it's our birthday dinner.
381
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,410
- She's been through
a lot, Cam.
382
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:03,500
- And I haven't? God.
383
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:05,067
Tristan, hi.
384
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,938
Um, so listen,
I hope you don't mind,
385
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,028
but this birthday dinner
is literally
386
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:11,204
why we came to this island,
387
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,728
and we were really hoping
to celebrate it
388
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:17,210
just the three of us together
as lifelong friends.
389
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,386
You know what I mean?
- Cam!
390
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,476
- God, I am so sorry.
- It's okay. No.
391
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,913
- I got so caught up
in Jeanette's beauty,
392
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,697
I've forgotten my manners.
393
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:29,004
- No, Tristan, it's fine.
We'd love to have you.
394
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:32,138
- No, no, it's your big night.
I'll see you tomorrow.
395
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:34,401
Horseback riding on the beach,
yeah?
396
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:37,491
- Yeah.
- You ladies have fun tonight.
397
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:40,929
- Kay, good night.
- Thank you for understanding.
398
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,236
Okay.
399
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,152
- What the hell was that?
- I thought I was pretty clear.
400
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:47,979
- And thanks
for standing up for me.
401
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:51,287
- Wait, listen, I just want
a relaxing dinner, okay?
402
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,115
'Cause we've had a lot to drink
on empty stomachs.
403
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,465
- Margot, why are you always
making excuses for her?
404
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,337
- I'm not.
405
00:17:57,511 --> 00:18:00,166
- Inviting that boy toy
to our 50th birthday dinner
406
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:01,297
was messed up, and you know it.
407
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,125
- Guys.
408
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,779
- And who invited you?
- What?
409
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:07,129
- You're the real stranger
here.
410
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,913
This whole trip was tainted
the minute you decided
411
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,741
to turn into whoever
the hell this is.
412
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,439
Do you really hate yourself
that much, Cam?
413
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:13,701
- Oh, screw you, Netty!
414
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,355
- Guys, we have to eat
415
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,139
before we say things
we're gonna regret.
416
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,141
- Okay, choose a side or stay
out of this, Switzerland.
417
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,969
- What are you talking about?
- Stop mothering us.
418
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,275
- I thought
"life began at mother."
419
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,538
- What?
- Nothing.
420
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,235
- No, if you have something
to say to me, spit it out.
421
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,063
- Oh, Netty, please.
422
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:29,282
You have lorded
your perfect life
423
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:30,935
over both of us for years.
424
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,807
And now that it has come
crashing down,
425
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,983
you expect us to act
426
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,333
as if you are the only person
in the world that is hurting.
427
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:40,380
Now, Margot here,
she is a good person,
428
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:41,990
and she would never admit it,
429
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,948
but she resents
the hell out of you
430
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,559
for talking her
into having kids!
431
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:46,690
- Hey, I can fight
my own battles, Cam.
432
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,431
- Oh, since when?
433
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,172
- Yeah, you constantly
underestimate her.
434
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,827
- I don't resent having kids.
- I didn't say that.
435
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,264
- You did, but you could have
been a little less pushy.
436
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,005
- Yeah.
- What?
437
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,789
I didn't force you
to implant three embryos.
438
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:02,967
And, Cam, whoever you are,
how about you stop projecting?
439
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,405
Margot and I chose motherhood.
440
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:08,495
And the only person who
apparently resents that is you.
441
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:11,585
-
No, girls, no. I am free.
442
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:14,544
And I don't need a man
or screaming triplets
443
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:17,243
to validate my existence
in this life.
444
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,680
I am happy just the way I am.
445
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:22,987
- Oh, clearly.
446
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,815
- God.
447
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:29,342
Thanks for saying
how you really feel, Cam!
448
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:32,823
- Thanks for having my back,
Margot!
449
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:37,176
And happy fricking birthday!
450
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,220
Ugh!
451
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,450
♪ ♪
452
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:54,497
- ♪ Maybe you'll hang it up ♪
453
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:58,414
♪ Think you've got
nothing left to say ♪
454
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,721
♪ So tired ♪
455
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:05,421
♪ So tired of going on
this way ♪
456
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:08,685
♪ Keep digging deeper ♪
457
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:12,820
♪ 'Cause nobody knows ♪
458
00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,474
♪ So close ♪
459
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:17,520
♪ ♪
460
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:21,089
♪ 'Cause you're worth
more than you know ♪
461
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,873
♪ So close ♪
462
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,572
♪ So far ♪
463
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:29,358
♪ Just a step away from gold ♪
464
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:32,927
♪ Don't slow down,
follow your star ♪
465
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:37,845
♪ Oh ♪
466
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,803
- Penny for your thoughts?
467
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:44,460
- Oh, I'm good.
468
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,288
I don't want to ruin the mood.
469
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:49,030
- There is no mood
if you're not a part of it.
470
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,814
Easy, girl.
471
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:53,208
There you go.
472
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:54,905
Here, let me help you.
473
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:57,604
- Ooh. Oh.
474
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:06,134
Things got a little ugly
last night after you left.
475
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,963
- I knew I shouldn't have come.
- No.
476
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:12,749
No, it's not you.
477
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:15,622
It's us.
478
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,972
My divorce changed
our whole dynamic.
479
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:20,583
Suddenly, it's
"gang up on Netty" time.
480
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,803
Why do people feel compelled
to kick you while you're down?
481
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,983
- Is that how you see yourself?
482
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:31,986
- You're kidding, right?
483
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,857
- Well, sounds like
your marriage wasn't working
484
00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:36,599
for a long time.
485
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,384
And now you're free.
486
00:21:38,558 --> 00:21:41,474
Kids are away at college.
World's your oyster.
487
00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:42,866
- I'm allergic to shellfish.
- Hmm.
488
00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:46,870
Come on,
there's gotta be something
489
00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:50,961
that you've just been
just dying to do.
490
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:55,226
- I...I used to paint.
491
00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:57,228
- How about travel?
492
00:21:57,403 --> 00:22:00,014
Or a new career, maybe?
493
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:03,452
What did you do
before you were married?
494
00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:06,455
You ask a lot of questions,
don't you?
495
00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:10,764
♪ ♪
496
00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:14,115
- Just want to get to know you.
497
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:17,684
- There are a lot of other ways
to get to know someone.
498
00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:21,078
Right now, what I really need
is to get out of my head.
499
00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:26,257
♪ ♪
500
00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:32,046
- And into this?
- Now you're talking.
501
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:37,268
♪ ♪
502
00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,971
- I don't mean to bother you.
- You're not a bother, Margot.
503
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:49,455
- Ugh, things are a mess
with my friends, okay?
504
00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:52,109
We had a huge fight,
and everyone's upset,
505
00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:53,372
and I was just hoping
you could help me
506
00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:55,809
figure out a way to fix it.
507
00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:57,550
- That would be nice,
wouldn't it,
508
00:22:57,724 --> 00:22:59,813
to be able to fix
other people's problems?
509
00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:01,336
- Isn't that kind of
your specialty?
510
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:03,164
- I just lay the chessboard,
511
00:23:03,338 --> 00:23:06,254
and everyone has to play
their own game.
512
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,604
You know, Margot, you came here
with a fantasy of your own.
513
00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:10,606
Maybe you should worry less
about your friends
514
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:14,567
and go get the rest you need.
515
00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:17,265
- You're right.
I know you're right.
516
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:21,443
Okay, I'll take
a nice long nap.
517
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:27,754
Thank you.
518
00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:31,192
Mmm.
519
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,889
I'm so sorry about--
- I was a bitch last night.
520
00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:36,458
- No, you weren't.
- I definitely was.
521
00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:38,591
Thank you.
- Thanks.
522
00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:45,119
- Listen, I don't blame you
for the triplets, okay?
523
00:23:45,293 --> 00:23:47,469
- No, I get it.
524
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:49,384
And I had it easy with mine,
525
00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:51,212
and I was in my 20s.
526
00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:52,169
- What I wouldn't give.
527
00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:53,475
- Right?
- Mm.
528
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:59,568
So how was horseback riding
with Dr. Sexy?
529
00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:01,875
- Good. Annoying.
530
00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:03,572
He wanted to know all about me.
- How awful.
531
00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:05,356
- So I suggested
an alternate activity.
532
00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:07,707
- I want to hear about that.
533
00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:10,710
- I will tell all
if you finally fess up
534
00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:12,886
about what happened between you
and that hot neighbor
535
00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,670
you had back in the early '90s.
536
00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:16,106
- Motorcycle Jake?
- Yes!
537
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,022
- I'll never tell.
-
538
00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:21,155
Hmm.
539
00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:25,855
- So we need to plan a dinner
do-over tonight, okay?
540
00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:27,466
Just the three of us.
541
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,641
- I think Cam and I
could use a break.
542
00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:30,120
- No, no, you have to make up.
543
00:24:30,294 --> 00:24:32,471
And you were really hard
on her last night.
544
00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:34,864
- I'm sick of her casting me
as the villain.
545
00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:38,955
- I know.
But she really needs this.
546
00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:43,786
So just cut her a break, okay?
For me?
547
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,094
- If you make a reservation,
I'll show up.
548
00:24:47,268 --> 00:24:48,399
But I won't like it.
549
00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:50,489
- Thank you.
550
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:52,795
Good.
551
00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:54,101
- Cheers. This is good.
- Mmm.
552
00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:57,844
♪ ♪
553
00:24:58,018 --> 00:24:59,715
- Hey.
- Hi.
554
00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:02,718
- Camille, right?
- Yeah. Can I come in?
555
00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:05,155
I know this might sound weird,
556
00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:07,897
but I feel like
I was meant to find you.
557
00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:13,599
- Yeah, come on in.
- Thank you.
558
00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:18,517
♪ ♪
559
00:25:22,695 --> 00:25:24,523
- Okay, wine in a bottle,
not a box.
560
00:25:24,697 --> 00:25:26,699
- Good. Thank you, Ruby.
- Yes.
561
00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:28,918
And look, I know
you said no manicures,
562
00:25:29,092 --> 00:25:31,617
so I brought facial masks.
563
00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:34,271
So I got chamomile,
mango lime, chocolate--
564
00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:36,230
- Okay, actually,
we're playing Spades.
565
00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:37,753
Do you know it?
566
00:25:37,927 --> 00:25:39,799
- Enough to know
it takes four players.
567
00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:42,453
- Okay.
Ah, honorary fourth girl.
568
00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:44,499
- Hola.
- Hi.
569
00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:46,632
Okay, so we're
going untraditional.
570
00:25:46,806 --> 00:25:49,156
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, who's the third?
571
00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:50,940
- Hi, Ruby.
572
00:25:51,114 --> 00:25:54,596
- Oh, hi. Hi. Gina.
573
00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,337
- Let the girls' night begin.
574
00:25:56,511 --> 00:26:00,733
- Okay, now this one says
it's nice and moisturizing.
575
00:26:00,907 --> 00:26:03,300
- Mmm, it smells
like cotton candy.
576
00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:05,433
- I know, right?
It's good.
577
00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,391
- Feels good.
- Good, right?
578
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,437
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, you're next!
579
00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,570
- No, I'm not wearing
any of those.
580
00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:13,397
- What?
581
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,008
- You all look like you are
in a horror movie.
582
00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:16,792
Okay? No.
583
00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:18,098
Okay, so are we
playing Spades or not?
584
00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:19,665
- I mean, we could,
it's just it's not
585
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:21,144
a traditional
girls' night activity.
586
00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:23,233
- Mm-hmm.
587
00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:25,584
Now, horror films are
totally girls' night.
588
00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:28,456
We could watch a slasher.
589
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:29,762
- I don't have a TV.
590
00:26:39,249 --> 00:26:41,774
- Okay, fine.
591
00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:43,297
What are my other options?
592
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:44,951
- Well, in my day,
we'd talk about
593
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,735
what boys we had crushes on.
594
00:26:46,909 --> 00:26:48,389
- Or girls.
595
00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:50,957
- Well, not back then.
596
00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:55,918
But, I mean,
now, I don't see why not.
597
00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:57,746
- Elena, she doesn't
have time for love.
598
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,313
- Well, I don't know.
599
00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:03,012
I've seen some glances
between her and Javier.
600
00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:05,362
- And Javier?
- Mm-hmm.
601
00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:08,888
- No, no, no!
602
00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:13,196
No looks and no crushes, okay?
No.
603
00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:15,634
- No looks, no crushes.
Got it.
604
00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:17,505
- Mm-hmm.
605
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:21,422
So there's been no one
since your fiancé James?
606
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,776
- You know, this place
607
00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:30,431
doesn't leave room for anybody
608
00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:32,259
or time for other people.
609
00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:35,958
And my great uncle,
he dedicated his entire being
610
00:27:36,132 --> 00:27:38,961
to this island,
and now that's my job.
611
00:27:39,135 --> 00:27:41,007
- Hmm.
612
00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:44,793
But you miss him, though?
- My great uncle?
613
00:27:44,967 --> 00:27:47,448
Yeah, of course.
He was a very wise man.
614
00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:50,190
- No, James.
615
00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:54,760
♪ ♪
616
00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:57,850
- Yeah. Every day.
617
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,681
- Elena,
618
00:28:02,855 --> 00:28:04,683
you just girl-talked!
619
00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:07,686
- I did?
- Well done.
620
00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:09,688
- Yeah!
621
00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:17,957
- Bartender had a heavy pour.
622
00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:19,001
- Yeah, I got you, honey.
623
00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:24,485
- Thank you so much.
624
00:28:24,659 --> 00:28:27,793
- Bitch.
625
00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:29,577
- Netty, wait.
- What's wrong with you?
626
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,361
- We just saw you coming
out of Tristan's room.
627
00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:33,276
What--
- No. No, no, no, Netty--
628
00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:34,800
- After all I've been through,
629
00:28:34,974 --> 00:28:37,367
I finally find
a teeny bit of happiness,
630
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:39,413
and why are you deliberately
trying to hurt me?
631
00:28:39,587 --> 00:28:42,155
- Netty, please, can you just
entertain the concept
632
00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:44,505
that not everything
is about you?
633
00:28:44,679 --> 00:28:47,073
- Oh, oh, Netty,
you should hear her out.
634
00:28:47,247 --> 00:28:48,291
This is important.
- No, I'm done.
635
00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:49,423
- Ladies, good evening.
636
00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:51,425
I regret to inform you
637
00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:54,167
that we have a "no fighting
after 9:00 p.m." policy.
638
00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:56,691
- That's fine.
I'm going to bed.
639
00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:58,388
- No, not yet, I'm afraid.
Stand there, please.
640
00:28:58,562 --> 00:29:00,434
Thank you.
641
00:29:02,610 --> 00:29:04,351
It's a shame
to see you like this
642
00:29:04,525 --> 00:29:07,484
when you have so little time
left with each other.
643
00:29:07,658 --> 00:29:10,749
- What do you mean?
644
00:29:10,923 --> 00:29:13,403
What the hell is this?
645
00:29:13,577 --> 00:29:15,449
Roarke?
646
00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:16,929
- She said that we only have
a little bit of time
647
00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:18,713
with each other.
648
00:29:18,887 --> 00:29:20,671
Do you think that's one of us?
649
00:29:20,846 --> 00:29:23,152
♪ ♪
650
00:29:23,326 --> 00:29:26,852
- It's me.
It's me, isn't it?
651
00:29:27,026 --> 00:29:28,897
- Why would you think that?
- Just open it.
652
00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:30,507
Go open it.
653
00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:32,683
- Netty, come help.
654
00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:39,734
♪ ♪
655
00:29:49,178 --> 00:29:50,397
- Well, you said
you wanted rest.
656
00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:52,921
♪ ♪
657
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,494
- It's me.
I'm still young.
658
00:30:03,671 --> 00:30:07,196
♪ ♪
659
00:30:07,370 --> 00:30:09,198
- Is that me?
660
00:30:09,372 --> 00:30:12,201
- I look weird.
Why do I look so weird?
661
00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:14,769
- Seems the poster child
for self-actualization
662
00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:16,379
went a little overboard
on the filler.
663
00:30:16,553 --> 00:30:17,816
Gee, I wonder
who the surgeon was.
664
00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:20,427
- Oh, look, you're with Paul.
665
00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:22,690
Seems defining yourself
by someone
666
00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:25,127
other than the man you're with
isn't as easy as it seems.
667
00:30:25,301 --> 00:30:27,042
- I don't do that.
668
00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:30,350
We probably just came together.
669
00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:31,786
♪ ♪
670
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,832
- Looks pretty cozy to me.
671
00:30:34,006 --> 00:30:35,311
- Well, it beats dying alone
with my cat.
672
00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:36,660
- At least my cat
isn't sleeping with a skank
673
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,097
who lives on a houseboat.
674
00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:40,621
- Just shut up!
675
00:30:40,795 --> 00:30:42,884
I'm dead!
676
00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:45,278
You guys can't stop arguing
for five seconds.
677
00:30:45,452 --> 00:30:47,541
It's been like this
since high school.
678
00:30:47,715 --> 00:30:50,065
I'm tired
of being your mediator.
679
00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:52,676
You two are
your own problem now.
680
00:30:55,331 --> 00:31:01,903
♪ ♪
681
00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:09,911
I can't be here.
682
00:31:10,085 --> 00:31:12,479
Was that real?
683
00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:15,874
- As of this moment, yeah.
- Well, change it.
684
00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:18,441
I can't leave my kids
without a mom.
685
00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,879
And I don't want to die.
Okay, please.
686
00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:23,925
I will do anything.
- It's not up to me, Margot.
687
00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:26,406
Remember, I just
lay the chessboard.
688
00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:29,496
Your fate is entirely
in your hands.
689
00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:31,977
You came to Fantasy Island
looking for the time
690
00:31:32,151 --> 00:31:34,544
and the space to rest,
691
00:31:34,718 --> 00:31:36,764
and you're barely
taking advantage of that.
692
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,767
- Well, my friends needed me.
- Did they?
693
00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:42,639
- Yes, yes.
They have since high school.
694
00:31:42,813 --> 00:31:44,903
- And if you were to just
leave them alone
695
00:31:45,077 --> 00:31:47,209
and take care of your own needs
for a while,
696
00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:49,211
what are you afraid
would happen?
697
00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:51,692
- I don't know,
but they would implode.
698
00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:53,433
- And you feel that way
699
00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:54,869
about every single obligation
in your life?
700
00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:02,572
- Maybe.
701
00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:05,706
How do I die?
702
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,317
- I don't know exactly.
703
00:32:08,491 --> 00:32:11,190
I assume that you
neglect yourself
704
00:32:11,364 --> 00:32:13,366
in order to make
other people happy,
705
00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:15,324
which is a--
it's a lovely characteristic.
706
00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:18,066
♪ ♪
707
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,634
- Until it isn't.
708
00:32:20,808 --> 00:32:22,897
- Yeah.
709
00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:31,775
♪ ♪
710
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,169
- Mm-hmm, I know this one.
711
00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:38,217
- Oh, I like a girl with
a sophisticated taste in music.
712
00:32:38,391 --> 00:32:41,437
- Well, I grew up
in a musical family,
713
00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:44,223
so--but how about you?
714
00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:47,487
- I'm just an old soul,
I guess.
715
00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:49,097
Now, they don't make them
like this anymore.
716
00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:52,231
- Mm-mm.
717
00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:59,020
♪ ♪
718
00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:06,419
- You know, do you think
I upset Elena before,
719
00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:09,465
you know, asking about James?
720
00:33:09,639 --> 00:33:11,119
- She can handle it.
721
00:33:11,293 --> 00:33:13,774
You know, I've known Elena
for a long time,
722
00:33:13,948 --> 00:33:16,124
and you being here
has been really good for her.
723
00:33:16,298 --> 00:33:18,387
- Really?
- Yeah.
724
00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:20,520
You know, when she called me up
to come here for girls' night,
725
00:33:20,694 --> 00:33:22,957
I thought she was
messing with me.
726
00:33:23,131 --> 00:33:25,264
- You know, I didn't think she
would agree to it, honestly.
727
00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:28,093
-
That's what I mean.
728
00:33:28,267 --> 00:33:30,182
You've been a great influence
on her, Ruby,
729
00:33:30,356 --> 00:33:32,532
and on all of us.
730
00:33:32,706 --> 00:33:34,708
♪ ♪
731
00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:37,537
- Thank you.
732
00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:41,497
- So what do you want
to do now?
733
00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:45,806
We could put Segundo's hand
in a bowl of warm water.
734
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:52,856
- As tempting as that is,
735
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,120
I'd like to keep dancing.
736
00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:58,384
I mean, if you do.
737
00:33:58,558 --> 00:34:01,169
♪ ♪
738
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:14,791
- Why did you think
it was you in the casket?
739
00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:17,838
- Forget it.
740
00:34:18,012 --> 00:34:19,318
- Is there something wrong?
741
00:34:19,492 --> 00:34:22,886
Is that why you wanted
a different body?
742
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,888
- I thought it came back.
743
00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:28,066
- Thought what came back?
744
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,242
- Netty, I didn't go
see Tristan
745
00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:34,855
because I wanted
to sleep with him.
746
00:34:35,029 --> 00:34:36,813
I was hoping he could help me.
747
00:34:36,987 --> 00:34:40,034
- Help you with what?
748
00:34:42,297 --> 00:34:45,344
- I had cancer, Nette.
749
00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:50,175
♪ ♪
750
00:34:53,874 --> 00:34:56,659
- You had cancer?
751
00:34:56,833 --> 00:35:00,402
When?
Are you okay?
752
00:35:00,576 --> 00:35:02,012
Why am I just hearing
about this now?
753
00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:03,927
- No, I'm fine.
754
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,539
They caught it with surgery,
755
00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:09,498
except they screwed up
on the reconstruction part,
756
00:35:09,672 --> 00:35:12,806
and now I need more surgery.
757
00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:15,896
I tried to tell you, though.
I did.
758
00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:18,246
But you were going through
your divorce when we talked,
759
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:21,467
and you never let me
get a word in.
760
00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:23,599
- So you didn't tell me
you had cancer?
761
00:35:23,773 --> 00:35:25,514
- I tried.
762
00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:27,212
- Well, how about grabbing me
by the shoulders
763
00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:28,996
and screaming it in my face?
764
00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:33,087
I know I'm self-obsessed, Cam,
but I'm your best friend.
765
00:35:33,261 --> 00:35:36,699
- Netty, I just didn't want you
to pity me.
766
00:35:36,873 --> 00:35:38,179
You already think of me
767
00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:41,530
as the lonely, loveless
cat lady.
768
00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:44,620
I couldn't handle being
the lonely, loveless cat lady
769
00:35:44,794 --> 00:35:47,493
with breast cancer
on top of it.
770
00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:52,367
- Oh, Cam,
that is so not how I see you.
771
00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:54,282
I know,
talk about lonely and loveless.
772
00:35:54,456 --> 00:35:56,154
I made my life seem perfect,
773
00:35:56,328 --> 00:36:00,114
but trust me, the honeymoon
was over years ago.
774
00:36:00,288 --> 00:36:03,683
You have no idea, do you,
775
00:36:03,857 --> 00:36:06,120
how jealous
I have always been of you?
776
00:36:06,294 --> 00:36:08,035
- What?
Come on.
777
00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:12,561
- Cam, you are magnetic.
You are beautiful.
778
00:36:12,735 --> 00:36:14,824
You live life
on your own terms.
779
00:36:14,998 --> 00:36:17,740
You see something you want,
and you go get it.
780
00:36:20,656 --> 00:36:23,006
You were right when you said
that I need a man to define me.
781
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,880
And I'm 50 years old.
782
00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:30,188
I have no idea what I want
or who I am,
783
00:36:30,362 --> 00:36:31,841
and that's
absolutely terrifying.
784
00:36:32,015 --> 00:36:33,626
And that's why this whole thing
breaks my heart
785
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,846
because the real you is
so awesome.
786
00:36:39,371 --> 00:36:40,415
And it makes me angry to think
787
00:36:40,589 --> 00:36:44,071
that you need this body
to be happy.
788
00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:49,468
- Netty, do you remember
how you felt
789
00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:52,427
when you found out
about Paul's affair?
790
00:36:52,601 --> 00:36:55,082
- Yeah, I'd like to forget,
but yeah, angry, betrayed.
791
00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:58,041
- Yeah, that's how I feel
about my body now.
792
00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:01,175
I had this great life.
793
00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:04,961
♪ ♪
794
00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:07,964
And my body betrayed me.
795
00:37:08,138 --> 00:37:11,098
And I just wanted out.
796
00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:13,492
- You wanted
to divorce your body?
797
00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:17,235
- I did.
Yeah, just for a few days.
798
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:23,153
I just wanted
to feel whole again.
799
00:37:23,328 --> 00:37:26,809
And I miss my boobs.
800
00:37:26,983 --> 00:37:28,811
- They were great boobs.
- They really were.
801
00:37:32,728 --> 00:37:34,643
- I'm just so glad
we didn't lose you, Cam.
802
00:37:34,817 --> 00:37:35,905
I don't want to grow old
without you.
803
00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:38,168
- Me neither.
804
00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:45,219
♪ ♪
805
00:37:49,179 --> 00:37:52,966
- I love you so much.
806
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,533
- I love you too.
807
00:37:54,707 --> 00:38:01,322
♪ ♪
808
00:38:03,019 --> 00:38:04,760
- Yes, hi.
809
00:38:04,934 --> 00:38:06,066
I would like to make an
appointment with Dr. Schwartz.
810
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,676
As soon as possible, please.
811
00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:10,810
Claire, it's Margot Shear.
Good.
812
00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:12,899
I was wondering
if I could get the number
813
00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:14,814
of that trainer-nutritionist
woman you were raving about.
814
00:38:14,988 --> 00:38:16,381
Gary, it's me.
815
00:38:16,555 --> 00:38:18,731
I'm sending you an article.
Read it.
816
00:38:18,905 --> 00:38:20,385
It's about the mental load
of parenting.
817
00:38:20,559 --> 00:38:22,561
I'm gonna need you
to pick up 50% of this.
818
00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:24,302
You can choose which half,
but it's happening.
819
00:38:24,476 --> 00:38:26,434
June, this is Margot.
820
00:38:26,608 --> 00:38:28,480
I'm gonna need an assistant,
and this is not a negotiation.
821
00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:29,959
Assistant or I quit.
822
00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:32,440
Set reminder.
Put yourself first.
823
00:38:35,574 --> 00:38:42,450
♪ ♪
824
00:38:57,770 --> 00:39:00,990
You're back.
- And here to stay.
825
00:39:01,164 --> 00:39:04,646
Just like you.
- Oh.
826
00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:06,518
- I don't want to see you
in a coffin again.
827
00:39:06,692 --> 00:39:09,608
- Okay.
- I'm sorry.
828
00:39:09,782 --> 00:39:13,220
We were selfish jerks.
- Horrid. Awful.
829
00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:15,570
- Inconsiderate
and self-centered.
830
00:39:15,744 --> 00:39:18,704
- Guys, it was
the wakeup call I needed.
831
00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:21,446
- We're gonna do this
more often.
832
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:24,362
Twice a year.
- Definitely.
833
00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:27,190
And you're gonna
let us help you.
834
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,236
We talked about it,
835
00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:33,240
and we're each gonna watch
the girls a weekend a month.
836
00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:35,024
- Guys, that's a lot.
837
00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:37,244
- It'll help
with my empty nest syndrome,
838
00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:39,899
when I'm not at my new job.
839
00:39:40,073 --> 00:39:41,596
- What new job?
840
00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:43,903
- I'm gonna intern
with girl boss here.
841
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:45,818
I'm gonna figure out
what I want to do
842
00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:47,994
and who I want to be
in this next chapter.
843
00:39:48,168 --> 00:39:51,911
- Next chapter.
I like that.
844
00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:54,217
- 50 is not too old
to find yourself.
845
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,350
- No, not when
you have friends.
846
00:39:56,524 --> 00:39:58,744
Cheers.
- Happy Birthday.
847
00:39:58,918 --> 00:40:00,441
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday to us!
848
00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:03,879
- 50!
- 50!
849
00:40:04,053 --> 00:40:06,316
- I apologize for bailing
on girls' night,
850
00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:07,840
not that you missed me.
851
00:40:08,014 --> 00:40:11,060
-
- How did it go with Gina?
852
00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:13,976
- Oh, it was amazing!
- Oh.
853
00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:16,631
- Yes, yes,
we danced all night.
854
00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:19,721
- That's it?
You danced all night?
855
00:40:19,895 --> 00:40:23,029
- Well, and the worst
manicures ever.
856
00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:25,684
What?
-
857
00:40:25,858 --> 00:40:29,862
So anything else?
858
00:40:30,036 --> 00:40:33,300
- Well, it could have been.
- Okay.
859
00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:37,565
- I think,
but I kind of chickened out.
860
00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:41,613
I told her I was married.
861
00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:45,399
- You are, and you're not.
862
00:40:45,573 --> 00:40:48,184
- But I still feel
like I am, you know?
863
00:40:48,358 --> 00:40:51,971
- I know, I know.
- Ugh. I don't know.
864
00:40:52,145 --> 00:40:56,062
I guess I just need
to do things in my own time.
865
00:40:56,236 --> 00:40:59,544
♪ ♪
866
00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:03,025
- I had sex with Javier.
- Wow.
867
00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:05,854
- Mm-hmm.
868
00:41:06,028 --> 00:41:09,118
- And how do you feel
about that?
869
00:41:09,292 --> 00:41:10,903
- Um, fine.
870
00:41:11,077 --> 00:41:13,906
Yeah.
871
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,037
- You know what's
happening here, right?
872
00:41:15,211 --> 00:41:16,735
- What?
873
00:41:16,909 --> 00:41:17,866
- Well, I hate
to break it to you,
874
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:22,436
but we're friends.
875
00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:25,352
Solid friends.
876
00:41:25,526 --> 00:41:27,528
♪ ♪
877
00:41:27,702 --> 00:41:31,184
- I guess we are.
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