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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,518 --> 00:00:10,555 CARL: So, how you doing? 2 00:00:10,555 --> 00:00:11,657 ‐ I'm an industry pariah. 3 00:00:11,657 --> 00:00:12,759 ‐ ZOOEY: Rita Weiss is probably 4 00:00:12,759 --> 00:00:14,763 putting her sign in their front yard as we speak. 5 00:00:14,763 --> 00:00:16,800 ‐ Responsible for domestic violence 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,706 and the death of innocents. 7 00:00:19,706 --> 00:00:21,777 ‐ Well, you still have your health. 8 00:00:21,777 --> 00:00:24,048 ‐ I've been thinking that it might be time for us to go legit 9 00:00:24,048 --> 00:00:26,119 but now I've decided: nah. 10 00:00:26,119 --> 00:00:27,221 ‐ PHIL: We gotta be who we are. 11 00:00:27,221 --> 00:00:29,593 ‐ We are going to come back to the office tomorrow 12 00:00:29,593 --> 00:00:32,398 ready to kick a whole lot of ass and close a whole lot of escrow. 13 00:00:32,398 --> 00:00:34,603 ‐ SUSAN: Hell, yeah, we are! 14 00:00:37,542 --> 00:00:39,178 ♪ Lively music ♪ 15 00:00:39,178 --> 00:00:40,648 ( Gasp ) 16 00:00:40,648 --> 00:00:42,519 ‐ PRIYA: Oh, my god! 17 00:00:42,519 --> 00:00:44,556 ( Laughter ) 18 00:00:44,556 --> 00:00:46,392 ‐ GUEST: Oh, jeez! 19 00:00:46,392 --> 00:00:48,196 ‐ That is fabulous! What do you think of this? 20 00:00:48,196 --> 00:00:50,267 Do you think he'll enjoy it? 21 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,304 ‐ PRIYA: Oh! ‐ SUSAN: Oh! 22 00:00:52,304 --> 00:00:54,843 You need to get the prong on this ring fixed! 23 00:00:54,843 --> 00:00:56,446 It keeps catching. 24 00:00:56,446 --> 00:00:58,618 ‐ It's bad luck to take it off before the wedding. 25 00:00:58,618 --> 00:00:59,853 ‐ Not sure that's a thing, Priya. 26 00:00:59,853 --> 00:01:01,690 ‐ Well, it should be. 27 00:01:01,690 --> 00:01:04,228 ‐ Mm. One hell of a rock. 28 00:01:04,228 --> 00:01:06,700 ‐ It's been in Leon's family for generations. 29 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,403 And now, so am I! 30 00:01:08,403 --> 00:01:10,173 ( Laughter ) 31 00:01:10,173 --> 00:01:12,712 ‐ Who is the, uh, happy, spooky lady? 32 00:01:13,446 --> 00:01:15,450 ‐ That's Ruby, Leon's great aunt. 33 00:01:16,286 --> 00:01:17,722 ‐ Is she... okay? 34 00:01:18,591 --> 00:01:22,131 ‐ She has a little dementia but she's very sweet. 35 00:01:22,131 --> 00:01:24,503 She took care of Leon after his mom died. 36 00:01:24,503 --> 00:01:25,605 ‐ Oh. 37 00:01:25,605 --> 00:01:28,209 ‐ I'm going to see if she's okay. 38 00:01:28,209 --> 00:01:29,613 Hi. 39 00:01:29,613 --> 00:01:31,282 ( Guests giggle ) 40 00:01:31,784 --> 00:01:34,589 ‐ How's the mother of the bride holding up? 41 00:01:34,589 --> 00:01:35,792 ‐ KAMALA: Oh. Ask her after 42 00:01:35,792 --> 00:01:36,961 a few more of these. 43 00:01:36,961 --> 00:01:39,599 Marty, let's get some more hors d'oeuvres over there. 44 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,837 We have bridesmaid's dresses to fill out. 45 00:01:43,841 --> 00:01:46,179 Did you have something to do with that? 46 00:01:46,179 --> 00:01:47,716 ‐ Not guilty. 47 00:01:47,716 --> 00:01:49,720 ‐ Nobody looks good in frosting. 48 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,456 ‐ Lovely wall colours. 49 00:01:51,456 --> 00:01:53,761 The bold blue, invoking the sea, 50 00:01:53,761 --> 00:01:55,097 the sky. 51 00:01:56,165 --> 00:01:58,804 ‐ It's a nice house when it's full of people like this. 52 00:01:58,804 --> 00:02:00,407 ( Laughter ) 53 00:02:00,407 --> 00:02:01,777 ‐ Fantastic! 54 00:02:02,612 --> 00:02:04,382 ‐ Most of the time I'm alone 55 00:02:04,382 --> 00:02:05,918 and it feels like 56 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:08,356 Castle Dracula meets Ice Station Zebra. 57 00:02:08,356 --> 00:02:09,526 ( Chuckles ) 58 00:02:09,526 --> 00:02:12,632 If you ladies don't stop giving her such ugly lingerie, 59 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,335 I'll never have any grandchildren. 60 00:02:16,874 --> 00:02:19,211 It's good having her home. 61 00:02:19,211 --> 00:02:22,451 Otherwise, I'd just rattle about these rooms thinking about Dev. 62 00:02:23,353 --> 00:02:25,324 ‐ Yeah, we all miss him. 63 00:02:26,225 --> 00:02:27,696 ‐ Don't get me wrong. 64 00:02:27,696 --> 00:02:30,233 I couldn't be happier for Priya. 65 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,503 I love... 66 00:02:31,503 --> 00:02:33,373 ‐ What's‐his‐name. ‐ Leon. 67 00:02:33,373 --> 00:02:34,810 ‐ Leon. 68 00:02:35,645 --> 00:02:37,615 He's smart, makes a good living. 69 00:02:39,385 --> 00:02:43,426 I just wish Dev was here to walk her down the aisle. 70 00:02:43,426 --> 00:02:46,432 ‐ She's been planning this wedding since high school. 71 00:02:46,432 --> 00:02:48,671 A winter wedding at the lodge. Candles... 72 00:02:49,372 --> 00:02:51,209 pine boughs and snow. 73 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,881 ‐ We're Desi. It's unnatural. 74 00:02:55,417 --> 00:02:58,591 I almost sold this place after Dev passed, 75 00:02:58,591 --> 00:03:00,595 but Priya insisted I hang onto it 76 00:03:00,595 --> 00:03:03,366 so she and Leon could get married here. 77 00:03:03,801 --> 00:03:05,404 ‐ And... Then what? 78 00:03:06,439 --> 00:03:08,443 ‐ I dump this beast. 79 00:03:08,443 --> 00:03:10,915 Find somewhere small on a beach 80 00:03:11,617 --> 00:03:13,988 where people see pictures of snow and say, 81 00:03:13,988 --> 00:03:15,691 "Jeez, what's that?" 82 00:03:15,691 --> 00:03:17,695 ‐ Hang on. You're almost there. 83 00:03:17,695 --> 00:03:20,367 ‐ Oh. I just wish it was over. 84 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,402 ‐ Ah! 85 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:24,275 ‐ Only my idiot sister would think it's a good idea 86 00:03:24,275 --> 00:03:25,678 to arm the bride. 87 00:03:25,678 --> 00:03:27,916 Marty, let's do that ugly, fake, 88 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:30,555 cake‐face thing. 89 00:03:30,555 --> 00:03:32,726 Time to cut the cake, beti. 90 00:03:32,726 --> 00:03:34,629 ‐ Cake time. 91 00:03:34,629 --> 00:03:36,299 ( Murmurs of approval ) 92 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,702 Oh! 93 00:03:38,336 --> 00:03:39,740 Oh, wow! 94 00:03:39,740 --> 00:03:41,409 This is lovely. 95 00:03:42,244 --> 00:03:43,681 All right... 96 00:03:45,317 --> 00:03:46,754 ♪ Sinister music ♪ 97 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,468 ( Murmurs of shock ) 98 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:56,740 ( Squeal ) 99 00:03:57,642 --> 00:03:59,445 ( Squelching ) 100 00:03:59,445 --> 00:04:01,550 ‐ GUEST 2: Oh, my God! 101 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:04,321 ‐ Who you gonna call? 102 00:04:04,321 --> 00:04:05,825 ♪ Opening Theme music ♪ 103 00:04:08,898 --> 00:04:10,568 ( Man screams ) 104 00:04:11,770 --> 00:04:13,440 ( Phone buzzing ) 105 00:04:18,517 --> 00:04:20,487 What does this look like to you? 106 00:04:20,487 --> 00:04:23,794 ‐ Like Jack the Ripper meets the Pillsbury Doughboy. 107 00:04:23,794 --> 00:04:24,963 ‐ MEGAN: Hi, Susan! 108 00:04:24,963 --> 00:04:26,800 ‐ Hey! How's the new place? 109 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,238 ‐ It will be great. Some day. 110 00:04:29,639 --> 00:04:32,044 ‐ So, I'm just‐‐ I'm really worried about Priya. 111 00:04:32,044 --> 00:04:34,482 You know, she's been my best friend since we were little. 112 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:35,952 We need to help her. 113 00:04:35,952 --> 00:04:37,889 And then we get to sell her mom's house. 114 00:04:37,889 --> 00:04:39,759 Happily ever afters all around. 115 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:41,395 ‐ What's the story? 116 00:04:41,395 --> 00:04:43,934 ‐ Oh, it's a gorgeous winter lodge. 117 00:04:43,934 --> 00:04:46,907 Prime location, oversize lot, 118 00:04:46,907 --> 00:04:49,445 magnificent, handcrafted woodwork. 119 00:04:49,445 --> 00:04:50,848 A legacy property 120 00:04:50,848 --> 00:04:52,652 searching for a new trustee. 121 00:04:52,652 --> 00:04:55,390 ‐ I was asking about the buttercream stigmata. 122 00:04:55,390 --> 00:04:56,760 What's the story there? 123 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,531 ‐ Oh! Priya cut it open at her bridal shower 124 00:04:58,531 --> 00:04:59,799 and it started bleeding! 125 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:00,935 ‐ Ew. 126 00:05:00,935 --> 00:05:03,039 Maybe you should just focus on the wedding right now. 127 00:05:03,039 --> 00:05:04,810 ‐ I can multi‐task! 128 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:06,212 I can be a friend 129 00:05:06,212 --> 00:05:08,784 and a bridesmaid and a real estate agent simultaneously. 130 00:05:08,784 --> 00:05:11,757 This is the kind of elite listing we need. 131 00:05:12,926 --> 00:05:14,663 Looks like they've stopped the bleeding. 132 00:05:14,663 --> 00:05:17,836 I'll let you know when I get our name on a contract. 133 00:05:18,403 --> 00:05:20,040 ‐ I thought you were a workaholic. 134 00:05:20,575 --> 00:05:23,079 ‐ Oh, I once sent her a meeting invite titled 135 00:05:23,079 --> 00:05:24,716 "work/life balance." 136 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,687 She declined it. 137 00:05:26,687 --> 00:05:28,022 ( Phone vibrates, rings ) 138 00:05:28,022 --> 00:05:28,991 Hey. You forget something? 139 00:05:28,991 --> 00:05:30,695 ‐ RITA: Hey! Forgot to tell you 140 00:05:30,695 --> 00:05:32,732 your face looks like a rhino's butt. 141 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:35,972 ‐ Rita, I thought, hoped, prayed you were someone else. 142 00:05:35,972 --> 00:05:37,474 ‐ If only. 143 00:05:37,474 --> 00:05:39,579 Look, we need to talk face‐to‐face. 144 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:43,086 I'll come by your office tomorrow, nine o'clock. 145 00:05:43,086 --> 00:05:45,023 ( Phone hangs up ) 146 00:05:45,023 --> 00:05:47,027 ♪ Emotional music ♪ 147 00:05:47,027 --> 00:05:48,664 ( Crying, gasping ) 148 00:05:51,904 --> 00:05:53,541 ‐ KAMALA: You take over. 149 00:05:59,118 --> 00:06:00,721 ‐ LEON: Hey. 150 00:06:01,723 --> 00:06:03,594 Hey. It's all right. 151 00:06:03,594 --> 00:06:05,030 ( Sniffling, crying ) 152 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:08,671 We've had a crap few weeks. 153 00:06:08,837 --> 00:06:10,608 It's going to get better. 154 00:06:10,608 --> 00:06:13,112 ‐ Leon, I don't know how much more of this I can take! 155 00:06:13,112 --> 00:06:15,985 First, I fell in the shower and then the hutch tipped over. 156 00:06:15,985 --> 00:06:17,387 ‐ It missed you. 157 00:06:17,387 --> 00:06:19,391 ‐ But, like, by an inch! 158 00:06:19,391 --> 00:06:21,697 The house is trying to kill me. 159 00:06:21,997 --> 00:06:23,601 ( Sigh) 160 00:06:23,867 --> 00:06:25,605 Then I murdered our cake. 161 00:06:26,607 --> 00:06:28,476 You should stay away from me. 162 00:06:28,476 --> 00:06:29,813 ‐ Honey... 163 00:06:29,813 --> 00:06:31,583 ‐ For your own good. 164 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:33,754 ‐ It's all good. 165 00:06:34,154 --> 00:06:35,758 Look, 166 00:06:35,758 --> 00:06:38,029 in a few weeks we'll be married 167 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:40,635 then we'll be off to Fiji. 168 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:44,174 And then we'll have a whole, beautiful life together. 169 00:06:44,174 --> 00:06:45,878 ( Sigh ) 170 00:06:45,878 --> 00:06:47,180 ‐ God, I hope so. 171 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:49,920 ‐ Nothing's gonna stop me from marrying you. 172 00:06:52,525 --> 00:06:54,428 ♪ Music fades out ♪ 173 00:06:54,428 --> 00:06:58,036 ‐ So, I told the guests the cake had raspberry filling in it 174 00:06:58,036 --> 00:07:00,440 and the heat from the kitchen caused pressure to build, 175 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:02,745 so when the knife cut in, it... 176 00:07:03,547 --> 00:07:05,083 ‐ Is that what happened? 177 00:07:07,588 --> 00:07:09,058 How's Priya? 178 00:07:09,058 --> 00:07:11,128 ‐ Ach. She's a wreck. 179 00:07:11,128 --> 00:07:13,232 This wedding is going to kill us all. 180 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:15,403 ‐ I heard about her fall. 181 00:07:15,705 --> 00:07:18,009 And her close call with the hutch. 182 00:07:18,811 --> 00:07:20,948 ‐ That girl has never been a prima ballerina, 183 00:07:20,948 --> 00:07:22,919 but ever since those kids got engaged 184 00:07:22,919 --> 00:07:25,591 she's been bumping into this and falling down that. 185 00:07:25,591 --> 00:07:27,629 ‐ And this all happened here? 186 00:07:28,096 --> 00:07:29,666 ‐ That's right. 187 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,102 ‐ In this house? 188 00:07:31,603 --> 00:07:33,206 ‐ What are you getting at? 189 00:07:33,206 --> 00:07:34,876 ♪ Mysterious music ♪ 190 00:07:34,876 --> 00:07:36,947 ‐ Maybe it's not Priya. 191 00:07:37,882 --> 00:07:39,953 Or the wedding. 192 00:07:39,953 --> 00:07:41,923 Maybe it's the house. 193 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,963 ( Scoffs ) 194 00:07:47,802 --> 00:07:49,138 The people I work with, 195 00:07:49,138 --> 00:07:50,708 they have 196 00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:53,547 a very particular set of skills. 197 00:07:53,547 --> 00:07:55,685 ‐ I thought you were in real estate. 198 00:07:55,685 --> 00:07:57,689 ‐ Yes, but we‐‐ our agency ‐ 199 00:07:57,689 --> 00:08:00,995 specializes in houses that have some... 200 00:08:00,995 --> 00:08:02,632 challenges. 201 00:08:02,632 --> 00:08:04,936 It happens more than you might think. 202 00:08:05,771 --> 00:08:07,207 Let us help you. 203 00:08:07,742 --> 00:08:09,546 We'll get Priya through the wedding. 204 00:08:09,546 --> 00:08:11,850 Afterward, let us sell this house for you 205 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:14,188 and we'll find you a lovely condo 206 00:08:14,188 --> 00:08:16,560 on a sun‐soaked beach. 207 00:08:18,897 --> 00:08:21,068 ‐ I like you, Susan. 208 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:23,574 You've always been a good friend to Priya. 209 00:08:23,574 --> 00:08:25,511 She loved having you over because you would always 210 00:08:25,511 --> 00:08:26,947 clean her room. 211 00:08:27,247 --> 00:08:29,051 ‐ The housekeeper always forgot to clean 212 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:30,821 the top of the baseboards. 213 00:08:31,723 --> 00:08:33,994 ‐ Can you still do the things? 214 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:39,606 ‐ Only when I absolutely have to. 215 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:45,050 ‐ I remember having you over for dinner all those times. 216 00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:47,622 Nobody ever had to pass you the salt. 217 00:08:47,622 --> 00:08:48,924 ( Laughs ) 218 00:08:48,924 --> 00:08:50,594 ‐ So, the house. 219 00:08:50,761 --> 00:08:52,164 Can we help you? 220 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,036 ‐ Hm. 221 00:08:55,871 --> 00:08:58,009 ‐ Wonderful! I'll put together the contracts. 222 00:08:58,009 --> 00:09:00,246 ‐ I don't think there's any rush. 223 00:09:00,246 --> 00:09:02,017 ‐ Oh! 224 00:09:02,017 --> 00:09:04,021 ‐ What are you doing here, Ruby? 225 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:11,135 ‐ Do I know you? 226 00:09:11,570 --> 00:09:13,005 ‐ I'm Priya's mom. 227 00:09:13,339 --> 00:09:15,009 ‐ Oh. 228 00:09:15,678 --> 00:09:17,080 Leon's Priya! 229 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,851 Oh. 230 00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:20,186 She's so lovely. 231 00:09:20,186 --> 00:09:21,857 ‐ Hm. 232 00:09:21,857 --> 00:09:23,292 ♪ Gentle music ♪ 233 00:09:23,927 --> 00:09:25,564 ‐ Are you Priya? 234 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:27,668 ‐ Oh, no. I'm Priya's friend. 235 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:28,971 I'm Susan. 236 00:09:28,971 --> 00:09:29,873 ‐ Oh. 237 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:32,812 ‐ Would you like to sit by the window? 238 00:09:32,812 --> 00:09:34,549 ‐ I thought I was. 239 00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:39,057 ‐ Leon says Ruby has occasional glimmers of clarity 240 00:09:39,057 --> 00:09:41,028 but I've yet to witness one. 241 00:09:43,801 --> 00:09:48,109 ‐ Aunt Ruby, can we get you a glass of wine or something? 242 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,985 ‐ There's only more to come. 243 00:09:54,154 --> 00:09:55,791 ‐ More wine? 244 00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:00,935 ‐ More blood. 245 00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:07,815 ‐ I heard 246 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,686 business is in the crapper. 247 00:10:09,686 --> 00:10:10,955 ‐ Oh, we've been better. 248 00:10:10,955 --> 00:10:14,094 ‐ Well, here's the thing: I have a property. 249 00:10:14,094 --> 00:10:15,731 Several properties, in fact, 250 00:10:17,702 --> 00:10:19,104 that could... 251 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,108 benefit 252 00:10:21,108 --> 00:10:23,212 from your particular brand of 253 00:10:24,181 --> 00:10:25,784 horseshit. 254 00:10:25,784 --> 00:10:27,387 ‐ You want to hire us? 255 00:10:27,387 --> 00:10:28,924 ‐ On a consulting basis. 256 00:10:28,924 --> 00:10:30,160 ‐ You want to hire us. 257 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,665 ‐ For an agreed‐upon percentage of‐‐ 258 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,101 ♪ Playful music ♪ 259 00:10:35,003 --> 00:10:36,405 ‐ Come on. 260 00:10:36,405 --> 00:10:38,342 You gotta say the words. 261 00:10:39,244 --> 00:10:40,915 ( Chuckles ) 262 00:10:43,921 --> 00:10:45,323 ‐ I... 263 00:10:45,323 --> 00:10:46,392 want... 264 00:10:46,392 --> 00:10:48,764 ‐ Mm. ‐ ...to hire you. 265 00:10:48,764 --> 00:10:50,133 ‐ Ooh. 266 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:52,137 Was it as good for you as it was for me? 267 00:10:52,137 --> 00:10:53,740 ‐ Hm. 268 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:56,680 You are such a used diaper 269 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,282 full of medical waste. 270 00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,418 ‐ So, what's the catch? 271 00:10:59,418 --> 00:11:00,654 ‐ What do you mean? 272 00:11:00,654 --> 00:11:02,023 ‐ Well, what you're doing could be considered 273 00:11:02,023 --> 00:11:03,660 in some cultures... 274 00:11:04,027 --> 00:11:05,463 a nice thing. 275 00:11:05,463 --> 00:11:07,100 ( Laughter ) 276 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,737 ( Inhale ) 277 00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:09,906 ‐ Don't kid yourself. 278 00:11:09,906 --> 00:11:11,408 I have clients. 279 00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:13,346 They have houses with problems 280 00:11:13,346 --> 00:11:17,420 that you and the rest of the cast of Cabin In The Woods 281 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:20,426 might be able to solve. 282 00:11:20,426 --> 00:11:22,297 In the end, 283 00:11:22,297 --> 00:11:24,368 I am going to make money. 284 00:11:24,368 --> 00:11:26,272 A lot of it. 285 00:11:26,272 --> 00:11:29,311 If that makes me the happy little helicopter 286 00:11:29,311 --> 00:11:33,887 that lowers a rope to help you save you from yourselves, 287 00:11:36,091 --> 00:11:38,362 I'll just have to live with that. 288 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:41,937 ‐ Thank you. 289 00:11:41,937 --> 00:11:43,406 ‐ Hm. 290 00:11:43,941 --> 00:11:45,376 ‐ Seriously. 291 00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:50,019 ‐ You owe me big time. 292 00:11:52,825 --> 00:11:54,294 Pus dumpster. 293 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,937 ‐ Da‐dun‐da‐dah. 294 00:11:58,937 --> 00:12:00,373 ‐ Hm. 295 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:02,878 ( Contented sigh ) 296 00:12:02,878 --> 00:12:04,448 Just wow! 297 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,354 ‐ Do not tell my mom that I showed you. 298 00:12:07,354 --> 00:12:09,491 ‐ Oh, it is magnificent. 299 00:12:09,491 --> 00:12:10,961 ( Happy sigh ) 300 00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,832 ‐ It doesn't suck. 301 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,334 ( Unintelligible excited voices ) 302 00:12:14,836 --> 00:12:16,840 ‐ What's going on out there? 303 00:12:17,407 --> 00:12:21,148 ‐ Hm, it didn't feel this snug at the shop. 304 00:12:21,148 --> 00:12:23,219 Susan, I am deputizing you. 305 00:12:23,219 --> 00:12:24,054 Hit me with a Taser 306 00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:26,225 if you see me consuming any sugar 307 00:12:26,225 --> 00:12:27,762 before the reception. 308 00:12:27,762 --> 00:12:29,197 ( Commotion continues ) 309 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,072 Susan? 310 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,276 ♪ Mysterious music ♪ 311 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,951 ( Fabric tightening ) 312 00:12:42,525 --> 00:12:44,996 ‐ AUNT RUBY: No one hears me! 313 00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:46,432 No one listens! 314 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,904 ‐ Ruby! 315 00:12:49,438 --> 00:12:50,874 Can I help you? 316 00:12:50,874 --> 00:12:52,377 ‐ Oh! 317 00:12:52,377 --> 00:12:54,247 ( Fabric tightening ) 318 00:12:54,247 --> 00:12:55,985 ( Gasping ) 319 00:12:55,985 --> 00:12:57,287 ‐ AUNT RUBY: I tried to fix it, 320 00:12:57,287 --> 00:12:58,857 but I can't. 321 00:12:58,857 --> 00:13:00,393 ‐ It's okay. You're‐you're just turned around. 322 00:13:00,393 --> 00:13:01,997 ‐ Oh! 323 00:13:01,997 --> 00:13:03,466 ( Fabric tightening ) 324 00:13:03,466 --> 00:13:05,103 ( Panicked breathing ) 325 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:13,386 ‐ PRIYA: Susan! 326 00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:17,027 ‐ Ah, I'll be right back, okay? I'll be right back. 327 00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:18,396 ‐ Oh! 328 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,201 Oh. 329 00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:23,139 Oh. 330 00:13:23,139 --> 00:13:24,876 ( Gasping ) 331 00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:26,312 ( Fabric tightening ) 332 00:13:29,217 --> 00:13:30,821 ‐ Susan! 333 00:13:30,821 --> 00:13:32,257 ( Fabric tightening ) 334 00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:42,010 ( Bass hit ) 335 00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:44,314 ( Large exhale ) 336 00:13:47,253 --> 00:13:48,890 ( Gasping ) 337 00:13:59,879 --> 00:14:01,281 ‐ SUSAN: Six listin 338 00:14:01,983 --> 00:14:05,023 Rita gave us six listings? What's wrong with them? 339 00:14:05,023 --> 00:14:07,561 ‐ Oh, just the usual. I got Phil, August and Zooey 340 00:14:07,561 --> 00:14:09,331 doing the initial prep. 341 00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:12,571 We'll see what's going on here and we'll divide and conquer. 342 00:14:12,571 --> 00:14:14,307 It's a nice place. 343 00:14:14,307 --> 00:14:16,011 Is the family around? 344 00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:17,013 ‐ Brunch. 345 00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:19,418 We pretty much have the house to ourselves. 346 00:14:19,418 --> 00:14:20,921 When Priya's dad was alive, 347 00:14:20,921 --> 00:14:22,223 this whole front 348 00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:24,227 was planted with marigolds. 349 00:14:24,227 --> 00:14:25,964 He was from Bangalore 350 00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:28,335 and wanted the place to smell like home. 351 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,339 I'll never forget that. 352 00:14:30,339 --> 00:14:32,177 Dev and his marigolds. 353 00:14:32,177 --> 00:14:33,613 ♪ Mysterious music ♪ 354 00:14:33,613 --> 00:14:36,118 ( Bass hit and high‐pitched ring ) 355 00:14:37,353 --> 00:14:39,024 ‐ Let's go inside. 356 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,973 ‐ I get why she wants to get married here. 357 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,579 Some of my best memories were in this house. 358 00:14:49,579 --> 00:14:51,549 Parties, sleepovers, 359 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,421 watching the NBA finals with her dad. 360 00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:56,659 Yeah, I practically grew up here. 361 00:14:56,659 --> 00:14:58,663 ‐ So, Dad kept the faith? 362 00:14:58,663 --> 00:15:01,468 ‐ Kamala is Christian but they made it work. 363 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:05,109 Dev kept the old ways, the daily worship. 364 00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:06,579 ‐ Puja. 365 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,052 So, this was Dad. 366 00:15:10,052 --> 00:15:11,355 ‐ You don't think that...? 367 00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:13,359 ‐ Gotta consider everything. 368 00:15:13,359 --> 00:15:14,529 ‐ No. 369 00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:15,664 Dev loved Priya. 370 00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:17,367 He would never want to hurt her. 371 00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:19,539 ‐ Maybe that's not his intention. 372 00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:21,509 ♪ Gentle music fades out ♪ 373 00:15:26,619 --> 00:15:28,289 ‐ So, those are all bedrooms 374 00:15:28,289 --> 00:15:30,994 and the master suite is at the end of the hall‐‐ 375 00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:32,397 Shit. 376 00:15:37,173 --> 00:15:38,643 Aunt Ruby? 377 00:15:39,411 --> 00:15:41,181 Why are you here alone? 378 00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:43,152 ‐ Ah. 379 00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:45,089 I needed a nap. 380 00:15:45,089 --> 00:15:46,993 ‐ Hey, Susan. 381 00:15:46,993 --> 00:15:49,431 Ruby was feeling a little tired so we left early. 382 00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:51,536 ‐ Leon, this is Luke Roman. We work together. 383 00:15:51,536 --> 00:15:53,105 ‐ Leon Baptiste. 384 00:15:53,105 --> 00:15:55,176 Most know me as the groom around here. 385 00:15:55,176 --> 00:15:57,113 ‐ Congratulations. ‐ Thank you. 386 00:15:57,113 --> 00:15:59,384 ‐ You were talking to the man. 387 00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:02,056 ‐ Uh, what man? 388 00:16:02,056 --> 00:16:03,527 ‐ Uh‐uh. 389 00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:06,566 The father of the bride. 390 00:16:07,735 --> 00:16:10,439 You were talking in front of the house. 391 00:16:10,439 --> 00:16:12,010 ♪ Mysterious music ♪ 392 00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:13,980 ‐ They were talking? 393 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,185 ‐ His name was Dev. 394 00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:21,663 Why was he so upset? 395 00:16:22,665 --> 00:16:24,301 ‐ Okay. 396 00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:26,973 ‐ LUKE: We weren't actually talking. 397 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,211 There was no conversation. 398 00:16:29,211 --> 00:16:31,716 But he is a presence in that house. 399 00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:34,054 You feel him everywhere. 400 00:16:34,054 --> 00:16:35,691 ‐ I will never believe 401 00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:39,030 Dev would want to do anything to hurt Priya. 402 00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:45,409 ‐ These dead souls, they hate change. 403 00:16:45,409 --> 00:16:47,615 They're stuck here like a bug in amber 404 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:50,554 and a lot of them resent the ones they left behind 405 00:16:50,554 --> 00:16:52,791 move on with their lives, change addresses, get married. 406 00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:55,029 ‐ Well, what about that Aunt Ruby person? 407 00:16:55,029 --> 00:16:56,431 She raised Leon. 408 00:16:56,431 --> 00:16:59,070 Maybe‐maybe she's trying to stop the wedding 409 00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:01,543 to keep him for herself? 410 00:17:02,745 --> 00:17:04,481 ‐ And now you're speculating. 411 00:17:06,786 --> 00:17:08,489 ‐ If it is Dev... 412 00:17:09,391 --> 00:17:11,061 Help him, okay? 413 00:17:11,061 --> 00:17:12,631 Don't dissemble his molecules 414 00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,502 with one of August's contraptions. 415 00:17:14,502 --> 00:17:17,073 ‐ That is the plan. 416 00:17:17,073 --> 00:17:19,579 Do you mind if I drop you off at the office? 417 00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,583 Gotta help Megan move some things. 418 00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:23,485 ‐ Sure. 419 00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:43,325 ‐ Okay. 420 00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:45,429 Even though I don't want to believe 421 00:17:45,429 --> 00:17:47,066 that you're actually there, 422 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,271 I'd like to share two thoughts. 423 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:52,076 First, 424 00:17:52,076 --> 00:17:53,546 I'm leaving on my own terms, 425 00:17:53,546 --> 00:17:55,784 in a calm, confident manner. 426 00:17:56,552 --> 00:17:58,222 Not fleeing in terror. 427 00:17:58,623 --> 00:18:00,527 I win. You lose. 428 00:18:01,596 --> 00:18:03,265 And second? 429 00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:06,438 You missed out on a really great kid. 430 00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:11,582 Luke grew up to be this smart, kind, wonderful man. 431 00:18:11,582 --> 00:18:14,555 Not because of you, but in spite of you. 432 00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:17,327 But I have to believe that it was you 433 00:18:17,327 --> 00:18:18,863 that brought him into this weird, 434 00:18:18,863 --> 00:18:21,736 awful little world full of death and... 435 00:18:21,736 --> 00:18:23,372 monsters 436 00:18:23,372 --> 00:18:26,411 and things that don't make any empirical sense. 437 00:18:26,411 --> 00:18:27,815 ♪ Emotional music ♪ 438 00:18:30,654 --> 00:18:32,390 So, damn you for that. 439 00:18:42,578 --> 00:18:44,180 ( Slams door ) 440 00:18:45,149 --> 00:18:47,153 ( House and Victoria laugh ) 441 00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:53,667 ‐ On to e 442 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,136 we're going to divide and conquer. 443 00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:56,539 Zooey, keep us organized. 444 00:18:56,539 --> 00:18:58,843 ‐ It is my entire raison d'être. 445 00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:01,883 ‐ Let's do this. 446 00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:03,620 ♪ Driving rock music ♪ 447 00:19:07,226 --> 00:19:09,665 ( Bass hit and high‐pitched ring ) 448 00:19:38,523 --> 00:19:39,925 ( Board clatters ) 449 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,220 ( Knuckles crack ) 450 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,791 ♪ Rock music continues ♪ 451 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:00,934 ♪ Doorbell ♪ 452 00:20:54,642 --> 00:20:56,344 Back together again. 453 00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:57,848 ♪ Gentle emotional score ♪ 454 00:21:01,789 --> 00:21:03,425 Amazing job, everybody. 455 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:07,835 ‐ PHIL: Come here. 456 00:21:07,835 --> 00:21:11,441 I want you guys to take another look at this. 457 00:21:12,778 --> 00:21:14,949 ‐ So, now we're all about Priya's place, right? 458 00:21:14,949 --> 00:21:17,286 ‐ Absolutely. Are things okay? 459 00:21:17,286 --> 00:21:18,489 ‐ So far so good. 460 00:21:18,489 --> 00:21:20,359 Leon took the ring to the jeweler 461 00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:22,363 and had that jagged prong fixed. 462 00:21:22,965 --> 00:21:25,402 You don't suppose that was it the whole time? 463 00:21:25,402 --> 00:21:27,273 Some sort of jewelry curse? 464 00:21:27,908 --> 00:21:30,379 ‐ Sure! Maybe. Seems unlikely. 465 00:21:30,379 --> 00:21:31,516 Probably not. 466 00:21:31,516 --> 00:21:33,385 So, when is the ceremony? 467 00:21:33,385 --> 00:21:34,788 ‐ Saturday night. 468 00:21:34,788 --> 00:21:37,093 A Christian ceremony with some Hindi traditions. 469 00:21:37,093 --> 00:21:38,696 Really charming. 470 00:21:38,696 --> 00:21:40,800 ‐ How do you think her father would feel about that? 471 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,504 ‐ Dev was very open‐minded. 472 00:21:42,504 --> 00:21:44,775 ‐ Hey, Luke. You got a second? 473 00:21:46,979 --> 00:21:50,052 We noticed this when we mapped out Rita's places. 474 00:21:50,052 --> 00:21:51,789 They look totally random until... 475 00:21:51,789 --> 00:21:53,458 ( Computer beep ) 476 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,530 You drop in one more data point. 477 00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:56,666 ‐ The Donovan House. 478 00:21:56,666 --> 00:21:58,335 ‐ As Donovan gets closer, 479 00:21:58,335 --> 00:21:59,905 our P.K.E. readings get higher. 480 00:22:01,107 --> 00:22:04,113 ‐ Now that Megan has relocated and the house is vacant 481 00:22:04,113 --> 00:22:06,953 in the, uh, corporeal sense, 482 00:22:06,953 --> 00:22:09,457 I'd like to take some additional readings. 483 00:22:10,492 --> 00:22:13,533 ‐ You don't want to go to the wedding. 484 00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:18,743 ‐ I've, uh, walked the aisle with four daughters. 485 00:22:18,743 --> 00:22:21,414 I've experienced four rehearsal dinners. 486 00:22:21,414 --> 00:22:23,385 I've survived four receptions, 487 00:22:23,887 --> 00:22:26,692 restrained myself from murdering four best men 488 00:22:26,692 --> 00:22:28,563 after four tasteless toasts. 489 00:22:29,464 --> 00:22:30,934 I've done my time. 490 00:22:31,636 --> 00:22:33,071 ‐ So, what's tonight? 491 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,777 ‐ Tonight is a quiet evening at home; 492 00:22:35,777 --> 00:22:37,046 a family dinner. 493 00:22:37,046 --> 00:22:38,616 ‐ Are you invited? 494 00:22:38,616 --> 00:22:40,085 ‐ I'm family. 495 00:22:40,587 --> 00:22:43,593 ‐ I would really like to check the energy of that family. 496 00:22:43,593 --> 00:22:44,762 Can we be your plus four? 497 00:22:44,762 --> 00:22:46,064 ‐ Plus three. 498 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:47,768 I got homework to do. 499 00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:51,809 ‐ They did want me to find the photographer. 500 00:22:52,511 --> 00:22:54,447 ‐ Well, there you go. 501 00:22:54,447 --> 00:22:56,852 You just stop by and take a couple shots of the fam 502 00:22:56,852 --> 00:22:58,455 with your Kirlian CDC, 503 00:22:58,455 --> 00:23:00,594 have a little champagne and fried eggplant curry, 504 00:23:00,594 --> 00:23:01,996 then you're off the hook. 505 00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:04,702 ‐ Ah, I do adore fried eggplant curry. 506 00:23:06,505 --> 00:23:09,043 ‐ I need to talk to Priya about her father. 507 00:23:09,043 --> 00:23:10,479 ‐ Ah, no. 508 00:23:10,479 --> 00:23:11,682 ( Sigh ) 509 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,018 ‐ I really think that it is possible‐‐ 510 00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:15,757 ‐ No, I‐I don't mean no. I mean, 511 00:23:15,757 --> 00:23:18,763 I'll talk to her. It should be me. 512 00:23:18,763 --> 00:23:21,468 ( Overlapping conversations, laughter and light music ) 513 00:23:22,671 --> 00:23:24,140 ( Shutter clicking ) 514 00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:26,044 ‐ Lovely. Thank you, ladies. 515 00:23:26,044 --> 00:23:28,181 ‐ KAMALA: With pleasure. 516 00:23:28,181 --> 00:23:29,885 ‐ Nothing demonic there. 517 00:23:29,885 --> 00:23:31,622 ‐ Yeah, well something possessed her 518 00:23:31,622 --> 00:23:33,025 to buy those shoes. 519 00:23:39,103 --> 00:23:40,105 ‐ Anything? 520 00:23:40,105 --> 00:23:41,141 ‐ Mm. 521 00:23:41,141 --> 00:23:44,648 ‐ I'm collecting imagery on everyone in the family 522 00:23:44,648 --> 00:23:47,119 but thus far I've not seen anything alarming. 523 00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:48,756 ‐ What about her? 524 00:23:49,090 --> 00:23:50,994 ‐ All of her numbers are normal. 525 00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:52,864 If anything, a bit low. 526 00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:54,902 ‐ Maybe she's in energy‐saving mode? 527 00:23:57,941 --> 00:24:00,412 ‐ Ooh, god, your boss is... 528 00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:03,085 attractive. 529 00:24:03,653 --> 00:24:05,122 You and he aren't...? 530 00:24:05,122 --> 00:24:06,792 ‐ No, no. 531 00:24:06,792 --> 00:24:08,830 No, I'm trying to hit all of the bad 532 00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:11,101 life choices before I start repeating any. 533 00:24:11,802 --> 00:24:15,944 ‐ Any ideas about why these things keep happening to me? 534 00:24:15,944 --> 00:24:18,181 ‐ We'll figure it out. Don't worry. 535 00:24:19,818 --> 00:24:21,221 ‐ You know the other night, 536 00:24:21,221 --> 00:24:23,960 when my corset was about to kill me 537 00:24:24,828 --> 00:24:28,536 there was a second I was afraid you weren't gonna, you know? 538 00:24:28,536 --> 00:24:29,905 Do the thing. 539 00:24:29,905 --> 00:24:32,009 ‐ I‐I'm sorry. It's just, 540 00:24:32,009 --> 00:24:34,080 you know, I‐I never liked to... 541 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,585 ‐ You know, I never told anyone. 542 00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:39,692 ‐ You're a good friend. 543 00:24:40,092 --> 00:24:42,163 ‐ Well, all of those summers by the lake, 544 00:24:42,163 --> 00:24:44,033 it was pretty cool being the only cabin 545 00:24:44,033 --> 00:24:46,204 that always had a campfire. 546 00:24:47,239 --> 00:24:49,712 ‐ Priya, I wanted to talk to you about your dad‐‐ 547 00:24:49,712 --> 00:24:52,918 ‐ Oh, you know, I hate to see Ruby alone. 548 00:24:52,918 --> 00:24:54,555 ( Footsteps away ) 549 00:24:58,996 --> 00:25:00,734 Aunt Ruby? 550 00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:02,136 ♪ Gentle music ♪ 551 00:25:03,105 --> 00:25:04,842 Are you all right? 552 00:25:04,842 --> 00:25:06,244 ‐ Oh... 553 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:10,252 So many pretty people. 554 00:25:11,187 --> 00:25:13,125 ‐ I am just so glad that you're here 555 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:15,597 to see Leon and I get married. 556 00:25:15,864 --> 00:25:17,266 ‐ No, I‐I'm not, dear. 557 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:18,870 ( Laughs ) 558 00:25:18,870 --> 00:25:20,573 ‐ Of course you are. 559 00:25:21,742 --> 00:25:23,278 ‐ I'll be here, darling, 560 00:25:24,748 --> 00:25:26,184 but you'll be dead. 561 00:25:28,756 --> 00:25:30,159 ♪ Ominous music ♪ 562 00:25:40,279 --> 00:25:41,882 ‐ y, 563 00:25:41,882 --> 00:25:43,886 ‐ Hi, Zooey! Is Susan around? 564 00:25:43,886 --> 00:25:45,189 ‐ Hi! ‐ Hi. 565 00:25:45,189 --> 00:25:46,859 ‐ Hi. 566 00:25:47,293 --> 00:25:48,763 Mm. 567 00:25:48,763 --> 00:25:50,265 ‐ All righty. ‐ Ooh. 568 00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:53,639 ‐ Increased energy around the shrine, 569 00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:55,075 but nothing unexpected. 570 00:25:55,643 --> 00:25:57,313 Religious iconography always interferes 571 00:25:57,313 --> 00:25:58,816 with normal energy flows. 572 00:25:58,816 --> 00:25:59,651 ‐ Tell me about it. 573 00:25:59,651 --> 00:26:02,624 It interfered with 20 years of my life. 574 00:26:03,659 --> 00:26:06,097 ‐ The greatest concentration of P.K.E. in the house 575 00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:08,201 is right here. 576 00:26:08,201 --> 00:26:09,170 ‐ LUKE: Dad again. 577 00:26:09,170 --> 00:26:12,209 ‐ So, nothing out of the ordinary on the guests. 578 00:26:12,209 --> 00:26:14,147 Even your friend in the wheelchair. 579 00:26:14,147 --> 00:26:16,619 ‐ God, I thought she'd bend the needle. 580 00:26:16,886 --> 00:26:18,589 ‐ But these... 581 00:26:20,058 --> 00:26:22,163 Are the last photos I took. 582 00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,333 ‐ The happy couple? 583 00:26:24,935 --> 00:26:26,939 ‐ Now, that is weird. 584 00:26:26,939 --> 00:26:28,341 There's nothing on the bride. 585 00:26:28,341 --> 00:26:30,045 ‐ Bride is clean. 586 00:26:30,045 --> 00:26:31,782 The groom 587 00:26:31,782 --> 00:26:35,155 is carrying some serious metaphysical baggage. 588 00:26:36,357 --> 00:26:38,361 ‐ Or he's being targeted. 589 00:26:38,361 --> 00:26:40,199 How do you feel about hacking into some 590 00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:41,969 international birth and death certificate records? 591 00:26:41,969 --> 00:26:42,938 ‐ Oh, I love it. 592 00:26:42,938 --> 00:26:45,175 It's like existentially Googling your exes. 593 00:26:48,081 --> 00:26:49,651 ‐ Mm. 594 00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,856 ‐ Thank you for picking this up for me. 595 00:26:51,856 --> 00:26:54,795 ‐ Sorry I couldn't make it less hideous. 596 00:26:55,229 --> 00:26:56,832 ‐ So, I, um... 597 00:26:58,335 --> 00:27:00,072 I‐I tried to talk to you last night 598 00:27:00,072 --> 00:27:02,711 but things got a little weird. 599 00:27:02,711 --> 00:27:04,080 ‐ Ah, you think? 600 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,819 "You're gonna be dead?" Who says that? 601 00:27:06,819 --> 00:27:08,756 ‐ She's old? ‐ She's batshit crazy. 602 00:27:08,756 --> 00:27:12,329 I don't care if she raised Leon. That is not okay. 603 00:27:13,398 --> 00:27:15,970 ‐ So, um, we've known each other since the fourth grade. 604 00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:18,408 ‐ Yes, since you sucker‐punched Todd Prentiss for calling me 605 00:27:18,408 --> 00:27:20,713 ‐ a racist name. ‐ Not accurate. 606 00:27:20,713 --> 00:27:22,383 He saw it coming. He was just too slow. 607 00:27:22,383 --> 00:27:23,619 ‐ You were my hero. 608 00:27:23,619 --> 00:27:28,028 God, I think that that's when I decided that I wanted to be you. 609 00:27:28,028 --> 00:27:29,397 ‐ Me? 610 00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:32,269 Well, you were way more popular than I ever was! 611 00:27:32,269 --> 00:27:33,739 And you were much better at sports. 612 00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,409 ‐ Yeah, but when you hit a softball, 613 00:27:35,409 --> 00:27:37,279 it seemed to go further 614 00:27:37,279 --> 00:27:38,950 and, occasionally, change direction. 615 00:27:40,753 --> 00:27:42,891 I know, that's before you could control it, 616 00:27:42,891 --> 00:27:45,864 but it did give you this air of mystery. 617 00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:49,905 And you had secrets and, ah, you were so smart. 618 00:27:49,905 --> 00:27:53,311 You know that people used to think that you were an alien? 619 00:27:53,311 --> 00:27:54,882 ‐ Silly Earthlings. 620 00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:56,719 ( Laughter ) 621 00:27:58,723 --> 00:28:00,760 ‐ Oh, god, it feels so good to laugh again. 622 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,764 You know, I'm afraid to go out. 623 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:04,433 If you guys don't figure out what is going on‐‐ 624 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:05,904 ‐ Actually, we... 625 00:28:05,904 --> 00:28:07,406 We have a theory. 626 00:28:08,876 --> 00:28:10,312 ( Sigh ) 627 00:28:10,312 --> 00:28:11,749 ‐ Okay. 628 00:28:11,749 --> 00:28:13,786 ‐ I need to talk to you about your dad. 629 00:28:13,786 --> 00:28:16,324 ‐ Did he stiff you on money you won betting on the NBA? 630 00:28:16,324 --> 00:28:18,161 ‐ Priya... ‐ 'Cuz you really should have 631 00:28:18,161 --> 00:28:20,900 said something when we were settling the estate. 632 00:28:22,336 --> 00:28:24,006 ‐ Have you seen him? 633 00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:26,277 Lately? 634 00:28:27,479 --> 00:28:29,217 ‐ I mean, I think about my dad every day‐‐ 635 00:28:29,217 --> 00:28:31,354 ‐ I'm not talking about memories. 636 00:28:31,354 --> 00:28:33,191 ♪ Emotional music ♪ 637 00:28:33,191 --> 00:28:34,828 Have you... 638 00:28:35,162 --> 00:28:36,464 seen him? 639 00:28:37,066 --> 00:28:38,736 In the house? 640 00:28:40,339 --> 00:28:43,946 ‐ Wait, all of this bad shit that's been happening, 641 00:28:43,946 --> 00:28:46,117 you think it's my dad? 642 00:28:46,117 --> 00:28:48,088 My dead dad. 643 00:28:48,088 --> 00:28:50,259 That he‐he's trying to stop the wedding? 644 00:28:50,259 --> 00:28:52,296 That he's trying to hurt me? 645 00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:54,367 ‐ Yeah. 646 00:28:54,367 --> 00:28:56,304 He may not be the... 647 00:28:57,473 --> 00:28:59,310 the father you remember. 648 00:29:03,753 --> 00:29:05,790 ‐ I'm not listening to this anymore. 649 00:29:05,790 --> 00:29:07,326 ‐ Wha... Priya! Hold on. 650 00:29:08,061 --> 00:29:11,100 ‐ I am aware of your company's weird little specialty. 651 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:14,240 You are seeing spooks around every corner now, aren't you? 652 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,275 ‐ Priya! 653 00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:18,148 ‐ You know, maybe you shouldn't be at the wedding. 654 00:29:18,148 --> 00:29:19,216 Just stay away from‐‐ 655 00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:21,254 ‐ Ooh! 656 00:29:21,254 --> 00:29:22,857 ♪ Ominous music ♪ 657 00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:33,946 ‐ This elevator is perfect. 658 00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,315 Zero defects. 659 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,052 ‐ You're kidding me? 660 00:29:37,052 --> 00:29:38,288 ‐ You don't understand: 661 00:29:38,288 --> 00:29:40,860 what you described literally can't happen. 662 00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:43,465 ‐ Well, the doors opened, and nothing was there. 663 00:29:43,465 --> 00:29:44,968 ‐ According to...? 664 00:29:44,968 --> 00:29:46,104 ‐ People. 665 00:29:46,104 --> 00:29:49,410 ‐ All I can tell you is that this is a properly installed, 666 00:29:49,410 --> 00:29:51,582 properly maintained medium 667 00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:55,022 for safe vertical transport. 668 00:29:55,022 --> 00:29:58,028 ‐ Hm. So you'll be riding it down, then? 669 00:30:07,279 --> 00:30:09,116 ‐ I'm off to the Donovan house. 670 00:30:09,116 --> 00:30:10,520 ‐ Good luck. 671 00:30:11,154 --> 00:30:12,991 ‐ I believe I'll take the stairs. 672 00:30:12,991 --> 00:30:14,795 ‐ Hm. Good choice. 673 00:30:17,132 --> 00:30:18,903 ‐ Priya, I know you and your dad 674 00:30:18,903 --> 00:30:21,040 had such an amazing relationship. 675 00:30:21,407 --> 00:30:23,044 ‐ When we were in high school, 676 00:30:23,044 --> 00:30:25,349 I had that strict 11 o'clock curfew 677 00:30:26,184 --> 00:30:28,956 and if some boy dropped me off 678 00:30:28,956 --> 00:30:31,294 even a minute after 11, 679 00:30:31,294 --> 00:30:35,102 Dad would blink the light switch three times and it meant, 680 00:30:35,102 --> 00:30:38,241 "I'm not going to embarrass you with an appearance, 681 00:30:38,241 --> 00:30:41,247 but you need to know that I'm watching. 682 00:30:41,247 --> 00:30:42,884 ♪ Warm music ♪ 683 00:30:43,451 --> 00:30:45,055 And I love you." 684 00:30:46,892 --> 00:30:48,996 ‐ Dev was a great dad. 685 00:30:48,996 --> 00:30:50,465 And not just to you. 686 00:30:50,465 --> 00:30:53,038 My dad was working all the time. 687 00:30:53,038 --> 00:30:54,841 Traveling... 688 00:30:55,008 --> 00:30:57,012 Dev was always there for me. 689 00:30:57,012 --> 00:30:58,516 ‐ Me, too. 690 00:31:01,622 --> 00:31:03,291 ‐ You okay? 691 00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:04,594 ( Sigh ) 692 00:31:04,594 --> 00:31:05,997 ‐ Uh, yeah. 693 00:31:09,136 --> 00:31:12,109 ‐ Just curious: what do you know about the spooky aunt? 694 00:31:12,109 --> 00:31:13,879 ‐ Ruby? 695 00:31:13,879 --> 00:31:16,552 Uh, she raised Leon. 696 00:31:16,552 --> 00:31:17,954 He worships her. 697 00:31:17,954 --> 00:31:19,256 ‐ How bad is her dementia? 698 00:31:19,256 --> 00:31:21,995 ‐ She's a little slow on the uptake. 699 00:31:22,530 --> 00:31:24,166 Has trouble recognizing people. 700 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,370 ‐ I've just found that people with dementia 701 00:31:26,370 --> 00:31:29,343 are kind of like the things we find in old houses: 702 00:31:29,343 --> 00:31:31,615 we just kind of understand each other. 703 00:31:34,286 --> 00:31:36,023 Tonight is the rehearsal dinner? 704 00:31:36,658 --> 00:31:38,394 ‐ Yep. ( Sigh ) 705 00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:41,267 The show must go on! 706 00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:42,871 ♪ Gentle music ♪ 707 00:31:51,487 --> 00:31:53,124 ‐ What the...? 708 00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,069 ‐ Hello! 709 00:31:59,069 --> 00:32:00,540 ‐ I thought you were long gone. 710 00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:02,209 ‐ Oh. 711 00:32:02,209 --> 00:32:03,679 ‐ Let me help. 712 00:32:03,679 --> 00:32:07,587 ‐ Thank you. This is, uh, the last of my stuff. 713 00:32:09,156 --> 00:32:12,095 We're leaving a bunch of my grandfather's furniture 714 00:32:12,095 --> 00:32:13,465 and books; 715 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,101 some of his art. 716 00:32:15,736 --> 00:32:17,439 Susan wants it for staging. 717 00:32:19,611 --> 00:32:21,247 ‐ Ah. 718 00:32:23,384 --> 00:32:25,021 ( Hatch closes ) 719 00:32:26,157 --> 00:32:28,996 ‐ I never want to go in there again. 720 00:32:28,996 --> 00:32:30,465 ‐ I don't blame you. 721 00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:33,438 ‐ But you're going inside anyway. 722 00:32:33,438 --> 00:32:35,342 ‐ It's my job. 723 00:32:35,342 --> 00:32:37,179 ‐ Yeah. 724 00:32:37,179 --> 00:32:39,049 ♪ Gentle music ♪ 725 00:32:39,383 --> 00:32:41,420 You know, 726 00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:43,291 I used to be scared of you. 727 00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:45,162 ‐ Really? 728 00:32:45,162 --> 00:32:47,332 That pleases me to no end. 729 00:32:47,332 --> 00:32:49,036 ‐ That I was scared of you? 730 00:32:49,036 --> 00:32:51,040 ‐ That you no longer are. 731 00:32:53,378 --> 00:32:55,015 Megan... 732 00:32:56,350 --> 00:32:58,021 Luke is a very... 733 00:32:58,656 --> 00:33:00,292 Very fine man. 734 00:33:01,294 --> 00:33:03,131 But he is an anomaly. 735 00:33:04,701 --> 00:33:08,174 He walks an odd, often lonely path. 736 00:33:09,678 --> 00:33:12,784 I'm so glad you've chosen to walk it with him, 737 00:33:12,784 --> 00:33:14,654 for however long. 738 00:33:15,523 --> 00:33:17,292 ‐ It isn't always easy. 739 00:33:17,292 --> 00:33:18,729 ‐ Ahh... 740 00:33:19,296 --> 00:33:21,568 Why is it that the sweetest rewards 741 00:33:22,336 --> 00:33:25,475 only sing to us on the other side of hardship? 742 00:33:25,475 --> 00:33:27,112 ‐ That's beautiful. 743 00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:29,684 Is that Shakespeare? 744 00:33:29,684 --> 00:33:32,089 ‐ No, just a thought I had this morning 745 00:33:32,089 --> 00:33:33,692 while feeding my cat. 746 00:33:33,692 --> 00:33:35,195 ‐ Hm. 747 00:33:39,270 --> 00:33:40,706 ‐ Go. 748 00:33:41,407 --> 00:33:43,144 Leave this awful place behind. 749 00:33:52,396 --> 00:33:54,133 ( Engine turns over ) 750 00:34:00,078 --> 00:34:01,515 ♪ Ominous music ♪ 751 00:34:05,823 --> 00:34:07,359 Shall we dance? 752 00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:12,704 ( Soft approaching footsteps ) 753 00:34:16,678 --> 00:34:19,149 ( Bass hit and high‐pitched ring ) 754 00:34:22,422 --> 00:34:25,228 ‐ AUNT RUBY (ETHEREAL): Oh. Oh, my... 755 00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:29,069 ‐ It's okay. 756 00:34:30,272 --> 00:34:31,708 I'm Luke. 757 00:34:32,342 --> 00:34:34,113 I'm a friend of Priya's. 758 00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:35,549 ‐ I can... 759 00:34:37,486 --> 00:34:39,123 I hear you 760 00:34:40,358 --> 00:34:41,795 but we're not speaking. 761 00:34:42,563 --> 00:34:44,300 ‐ You and me, Ruby... 762 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,276 we both have... 763 00:34:50,278 --> 00:34:51,715 a way. 764 00:34:52,717 --> 00:34:54,353 A gift. 765 00:34:56,858 --> 00:34:59,363 ‐ If being old is a gift, 766 00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:03,404 I'd like to give it back. 767 00:35:03,772 --> 00:35:05,408 ( Approaching footsteps ) 768 00:35:06,578 --> 00:35:08,214 ( Knocking ) 769 00:35:08,549 --> 00:35:09,751 ‐ PHIL: Got a second? 770 00:35:09,751 --> 00:35:11,487 ‐ LUKE: You find something? 771 00:35:15,563 --> 00:35:17,399 We are all friends here. 772 00:35:17,399 --> 00:35:18,836 Go ahead. 773 00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:22,777 ♪ Emotional music ♪ 774 00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:35,402 ‐ This is your "something new". 775 00:35:39,243 --> 00:35:41,782 Your father picked it out just before he‐‐ 776 00:35:42,784 --> 00:35:44,420 Well, you know. 777 00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:53,872 He knew Leon was the one before you did. 778 00:35:57,814 --> 00:36:00,218 ‐ And the death certificates followed the marriage licenses 779 00:36:00,218 --> 00:36:02,456 by only days, sometimes hours. 780 00:36:02,456 --> 00:36:05,161 Luke, this goes back generations. 781 00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:07,332 ‐ 1926. 782 00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:09,904 ( Low rumble ) 783 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,877 The first love... 784 00:36:15,816 --> 00:36:18,287 can never be the first wife. 785 00:36:19,924 --> 00:36:21,628 ( Sniffle ) 786 00:36:21,628 --> 00:36:24,634 Leon's great‐great‐grandfather, Isaiah, 787 00:36:24,901 --> 00:36:27,205 was promised to a woman 788 00:36:27,205 --> 00:36:28,642 named Johanna. 789 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,652 But Isaiah loved another girl, 790 00:36:33,652 --> 00:36:35,255 named Anora. 791 00:36:37,927 --> 00:36:39,564 But, still, 792 00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:43,304 a broken promise can be a powerful thing. 793 00:36:43,772 --> 00:36:45,408 ( Sniffle ) 794 00:36:45,408 --> 00:36:48,849 There's always been whispers about Johanna's mother ‐‐ 795 00:36:50,218 --> 00:36:52,857 that she had a‐a certain power. 796 00:36:54,226 --> 00:36:55,663 And Johanna... 797 00:36:56,732 --> 00:36:59,336 she made a promise that very night 798 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,714 that the first love of all Baptiste men 799 00:37:05,315 --> 00:37:07,720 would die before they could wed. 800 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,431 And so, it has been ever since. 801 00:37:16,270 --> 00:37:18,675 Leon is next to have his heart broken. 802 00:37:18,675 --> 00:37:19,811 ( Sobbing ) 803 00:37:19,811 --> 00:37:22,850 ‐ The wedding is not until tomorrow and Priya's still okay. 804 00:37:22,850 --> 00:37:24,486 So, maybe we can‐‐ 805 00:37:24,486 --> 00:37:26,490 ‐ Johanna will not be cheated. 806 00:37:30,533 --> 00:37:32,436 Priya must sleep tonight. 807 00:37:33,371 --> 00:37:35,543 But she won't wake up. 808 00:37:37,513 --> 00:37:38,949 She won't wake up. 809 00:37:38,949 --> 00:37:40,418 ( Sobbing ) 810 00:37:40,418 --> 00:37:41,855 ‐ Sh, sh, sh. 811 00:37:43,992 --> 00:37:45,629 Sh, sh, sh. 812 00:38:05,468 --> 00:38:06,938 ( Creaking ) 813 00:38:06,938 --> 00:38:08,575 ♪ Mysterious music ♪ 814 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,433 ( Click ) 815 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:22,870 ( Static ) 816 00:38:24,306 --> 00:38:25,709 ( Beeps ) 817 00:38:25,709 --> 00:38:28,314 ‐ ( Faster beeping ) ‐ Oh, dear. 818 00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,721 ‐ Ahh! ‐ ( Tumbling down stairs ) 819 00:38:34,493 --> 00:38:37,499 ‐ You people are insane. Leon, tell them they're wrong! 820 00:38:37,499 --> 00:38:38,569 ‐ It's a stupid old legend. 821 00:38:38,569 --> 00:38:40,539 ‐ Leon, was your mother your father's first wife? 822 00:38:40,539 --> 00:38:42,475 ‐ Of course! 823 00:38:42,475 --> 00:38:44,814 They were going to get married right after I was born. 824 00:38:44,814 --> 00:38:48,689 She died. That's why my Aunt Ruby raised me. 825 00:38:48,689 --> 00:38:50,526 ‐ Leon. ‐ Wait! 826 00:38:50,526 --> 00:38:51,928 M‐my grandmother! 827 00:38:51,928 --> 00:38:53,765 She married my grandfather, and she was his first‐‐ 828 00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:55,769 ‐ His second love. 829 00:38:55,769 --> 00:38:59,009 I'm sorry. I've been studying your family history all day. 830 00:38:59,443 --> 00:39:02,550 Yours too, by the way. We need to talk. 831 00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:04,119 ‐ Okay, but what about my family? 832 00:39:04,119 --> 00:39:05,856 ( Wind and thunder ) 833 00:39:07,994 --> 00:39:09,664 ( Female voice ) 834 00:39:09,664 --> 00:39:11,000 ‐ Jesse Baptiste. 835 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,404 Engaged to Renee Pierre. 836 00:39:13,404 --> 00:39:14,541 She died. 837 00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:18,414 A year later he marries your grandma, Keisha Samaroo. 838 00:39:18,414 --> 00:39:20,986 Your grandfather, Zuriel, engaged to Felicia Henry. 839 00:39:20,986 --> 00:39:22,657 She dies so he married‐‐ 840 00:39:22,657 --> 00:39:24,459 ‐ Oh, okay! Just stop! 841 00:39:24,459 --> 00:39:26,898 Look, I am sorry! I won't‐‐ 842 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:29,469 I won't see her again, okay? So, just don't! 843 00:39:29,469 --> 00:39:32,475 ‐ There's another way. You get married right now. 844 00:39:32,475 --> 00:39:34,446 ‐ PRIYA & LEON: Now? ‐ KAMALA: Now? 845 00:39:34,446 --> 00:39:36,150 ‐ All right. But how? 846 00:39:36,150 --> 00:39:38,054 ‐ I know a guy. 847 00:39:38,054 --> 00:39:39,824 ( Thunder crackles ) 848 00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:42,395 ‐ I was really your first love? 849 00:39:42,395 --> 00:39:43,832 ‐ First and last. 850 00:39:45,134 --> 00:39:46,738 ‐ Dearly beloved‐‐ 851 00:39:46,738 --> 00:39:48,642 ( Growls and screams ) 852 00:39:49,677 --> 00:39:51,615 ‐ The short version, Father. Hm? 853 00:39:51,615 --> 00:39:55,623 ‐ Do you, Priya, pledge to do the things‐‐ 854 00:39:55,623 --> 00:39:57,627 ( Otherworldly howls and groans ) 855 00:39:58,094 --> 00:39:59,697 ‐ I do! 856 00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:03,004 ‐ Great. Super. So, do you, Leon... 857 00:40:03,004 --> 00:40:05,074 ‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah. All the things! I do! 858 00:40:05,074 --> 00:40:07,045 ‐ JOHANNA: You must not!! 859 00:40:07,045 --> 00:40:08,615 ( Bed slams to floor ) 860 00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:10,051 ( Creaking; screams ) 861 00:40:11,487 --> 00:40:13,926 ‐ Who's got the ring? Any ring will do! 862 00:40:13,926 --> 00:40:15,796 ‐ Priya, your necklace! 863 00:40:15,796 --> 00:40:18,936 Wrap it around his finger! Use it as a ring! 864 00:40:21,908 --> 00:40:23,612 ‐ Look out! 865 00:40:23,612 --> 00:40:25,649 ( Kukri clatters to floor ) 866 00:40:25,649 --> 00:40:27,520 Now that Priya and Leon have given themselves to each other 867 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:31,060 by solemn vows with the joining of hands, I pronounce you‐‐ 868 00:40:32,863 --> 00:40:34,767 ( Echoing otherworldly sobbing ) 869 00:40:35,134 --> 00:40:37,105 ( Relieved sigh ) 870 00:40:44,186 --> 00:40:45,856 ‐ It's Daddy! 871 00:40:45,856 --> 00:40:47,660 ♪ Uplifting music ♪ 872 00:40:48,227 --> 00:40:51,033 ‐ I now pronounce you man and wife! 873 00:40:52,770 --> 00:40:54,206 ( Gasping ) 874 00:41:05,629 --> 00:41:07,065 ‐ You okay? 875 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,038 You smell that too, right? 876 00:41:11,641 --> 00:41:13,077 ‐ Marigolds. 877 00:41:13,745 --> 00:41:15,181 ‐ Daddy's marigolds. 878 00:41:19,189 --> 00:41:20,726 ( Sigh ) 879 00:41:21,093 --> 00:41:22,763 ‐ Nice work, Padre. 880 00:41:23,598 --> 00:41:27,138 ‐ Believe it or not, I've worked worse weddings than that. 881 00:41:28,975 --> 00:41:30,713 ( Phone buzzes, dings ) 882 00:41:32,650 --> 00:41:34,086 ( Text whoosh ) 883 00:41:34,654 --> 00:41:36,090 ♪ Mysterious music ♪ 884 00:41:39,296 --> 00:41:42,035 ‐ It's a bunch of texts from August. 885 00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:44,540 He's back at the Donovan house. 886 00:41:45,809 --> 00:41:47,245 Megan is gone? 887 00:41:49,617 --> 00:41:51,053 ‐ Afraid. 888 00:41:51,788 --> 00:41:53,324 August doesn't do "afraid". 889 00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:58,000 ( Engine revving hard ) 890 00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:05,248 ( Tires screech ) 891 00:42:16,671 --> 00:42:18,207 ( Footsteps on stairs ) 892 00:42:25,321 --> 00:42:27,827 ( Bass hit and high‐pitched ring ) 893 00:42:27,827 --> 00:42:29,262 ( Creaking wood ) 894 00:42:30,966 --> 00:42:32,870 ( Howl ) 895 00:42:32,870 --> 00:42:34,306 ( Thud ) 896 00:42:39,216 --> 00:42:40,719 ‐ Luke! 897 00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:42,021 ( Door closes ) 898 00:42:42,021 --> 00:42:43,658 Luke! 899 00:42:45,161 --> 00:42:47,833 Okay, buddy. Look at me! Look at me. 900 00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:49,637 Stay with me. Stay with me. Yes. 901 00:42:49,637 --> 00:42:50,672 ‐ Luke! 902 00:42:50,672 --> 00:42:52,308 ‐ PHIL: Oh, no, no, no! ‐ SUSAN: Call 911! Call 911! 903 00:42:52,308 --> 00:42:54,045 ‐ PHIL: Stay with me! 904 00:42:57,185 --> 00:42:58,822 ♪ Closing theme ♪61374

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