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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,118 STATH: Stath, perfect to meet you. 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:09,599 And what,just to begin with, 3 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:11,318 I think something nice about this property 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,152 is you've sort of got a thing like the moon up there. 5 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:15,880 Whichjust makes me feel like I'm always being looked out for. 6 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:19,430 Oh, God, it's really good. 7 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,709 Erm, Michael & Eagle Lettings. 8 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,473 It is a nice kitchen yeah, but we should, 9 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,198 we'll have a quick look at the rest of it, 10 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,953 so I'll take you through to the bedroom. 11 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,791 That isn't a door, that's not a door. 12 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:35,109 That is... What is that? 13 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,520 Sort of a wobbly wall. (CHUCKLES) 14 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,591 Which I like, which I like a lot actually. 15 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:41,399 Good to just have that there for a quick wobble. (CHUCKLES) 16 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:42,629 Where is the bedroom? 17 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,193 That's too much, that's a toilet not a bedroom. 18 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,556 That is obviously not a bedroom, that is a shower, 19 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,439 and that leads directly onto the kitchen. 20 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:55,479 - It's a nice kitchen. - OK, we've got a sandwich on the shelf. 21 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,473 Wow-wow-wow. 22 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,313 Sometimes it's annoying to just have windows on the walls, 23 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,119 so you canjust like see what's going on outside your house, 24 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,634 and that's why we popped one up 25 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,189 on the ceiling and only one on the ceiling. 26 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:11,159 From there you can see everything in the sky... 27 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,436 Oh, and she's opened! You've been here before! 28 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,431 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) How did you do that? Honestly. 29 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:20,190 That's about as far as it goes, but... And that's the bedroom! 30 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,395 Yes! 31 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,278 It's very small. 32 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,919 But it's really just a case of wriggling in. 33 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,832 #One, two, three, four, five # 34 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,470 Are you OK? 35 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,073 Yeah, fine. It's this bloody thing. 36 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,037 - Oh, that's knocked the table again. - All right. 37 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,673 And it's got everything nearby, you've got your bedroom, 38 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,876 you could just lie back onto your bed. Or you can have a quick shower 39 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:39,032 if you get a bit sweaty from the food or you can pop to the toilet and have... 40 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:40,389 All right. Stop doing that. 41 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,557 And it's 520 a month, right? 42 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,752 No, it's, er, 830, bless you. Where did you get 520 from? 43 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:48,989 Bless you. 44 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,400 It says it on your website, 45 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,232 and on your brochure, that's why I'm here. 46 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,790 That's our old price though, does it say underneath like "old price"? 47 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,713 (TEARFULLY) How am I supposed to afford 830 quid? 48 00:01:58,800 --> 00:01:59,790 How? 49 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,200 Who can do that? 50 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,954 I can't keep travelling from Norwich to work, 51 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,951 I need a flat in London. 52 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,316 It shouldn't be this hard, 53 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:14,713 (SOBBING) And I shouldn't be having to talk to a wanker like you! 54 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,477 Do you want that sandwich? 55 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,434 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 56 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,399 I'm, I'm totally on your side, you know, I'm not the landlord, 57 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:50,075 but erm, yeah, it doesn't matter if it's humans or animals. 58 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,071 It shouldn't be on the walls of the property. 59 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,231 You hungry? You want a pistachio? 60 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:55,953 Don't ask me questions so quickly Sophie, 61 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:58,600 - I haven't got my tippy toe in the room. - Did you let the flat? 62 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,476 It's very rude to ask people about their day. 63 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,517 No, it's not, it's lovely! Did you let the flat? 64 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,989 No! So, thank you. 65 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,799 Can I talk to someone who knows how to have a real conversation please? 66 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,712 There's my guy! James Bond! 67 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,120 Slaow, slaow, slaow! 68 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,554 Psh, psh, psh. (LAUGHS) 69 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,559 You areJames Bond! 70 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,438 I'm nothing likeJames Bond. 71 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,194 But you know, I, I... It's not a lifestyle I'd be opposed to, 72 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,794 you know, I'd love the opportunity for international travel. 73 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,439 I'd love to see France. 74 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:25,750 How was the viewing? 75 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:30,357 Pointless. She just bloody screamed for 20 minutes and then didn't even take it. 76 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,353 You know what I mean? What am I supposed to do? 77 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:42,034 Oh, um, wellyou know, I think you should just keep going, and, 78 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,031 do some more viewings... 79 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,755 (SCOFFS) Bloody hell, that's good advice... 80 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,035 Thank you. 81 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:51,078 - Crack! - You all right, team? 82 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:52,875 OK. 83 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,109 Ding-aling. 84 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,630 Brown dry wipe please, Al. 85 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:01,475 15, 20, 21, in a month! 86 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,233 - Whoo! - Whoo! 87 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,597 Stath, I'm going to have to smear your line darling, all right to smear? 88 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:10,435 -(MURMURS) Smear your bloody head off. - Done it now. Right. 89 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,797 Carole, lovely tweet from this morning's viewing just in. 90 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,599 Oh, no! 91 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:20,355 Someone's tweeted, have they? All right Vas. 92 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,475 What is it? 93 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:26,950 "Thank you Carole, dream flat found, funniest viewing ever too. 94 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,633 "P.S Drain town." 95 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,199 (CHUCKLING) Yeah, that's what it was. 96 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,840 She'd gone to Drayton for the weekend 97 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:36,356 and she hated it and I said, "Yeah, more like drain town." 98 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:37,709 (VAS LAUGHS) 99 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,076 - She didn't know what to do! - I don't know what to do. 100 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:44,950 What a lovely twitter, drain town, Carole the chief champion. 101 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,714 Anyone done a tweet about me? 102 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,397 Um, is this you? 103 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,470 @MichaelandEagle 104 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,473 "Your tall agent held my hand very tightly when I tried to leave." 105 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:57,630 Oh that guy! 106 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,631 Idiot. He tried to run away before I told him 107 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,358 about how I become a letting agent. 108 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,317 That's the thing about me, Marcus, you know, 109 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,233 I will take a compliment and I'll enjoy it. 110 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,880 I'll use it as an opportunity to better myself. 111 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,076 I take compliments very seriously. 112 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,309 Stupid arsehole idiot. 113 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,035 You just called me a stupid arsehole idiot to my face. 114 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,119 Yeah, sorry. No. 115 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,191 In my head, I was sure you had turned around. 116 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,430 That is bad. 117 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:25,870 I hadn't. 118 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,392 - Dad,just... - I am on telephone. 119 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,039 Oh, sorry. 120 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,390 - Sorry but you're not on the... - It's hands free. 121 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,074 Right, no I just want to tell you that 122 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,198 I got perfect feedback from my customer this morning. 123 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:47,160 Um, she was very sad and I cheered her with a meal, a sandwich. 124 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,230 Did you let it? 125 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,675 Er, not at this case in time, no. 126 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,320 To be honest, I think she was a drug addict, so we don't... 127 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,516 Oh, my God, is Sophie doing the sticks? 128 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,398 Yeah, you're taking me. 129 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,470 What? 130 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,995 You drive your sister nicely, do sticks. 131 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,229 No, I actually don't want to do sticks. 132 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,674 - I want to do viewings. - Sticks! 133 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:06,229 Can you move out of my way, please? 134 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,799 I'm helping her. 135 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,678 Don't make me hold one until we are outside, all right? 136 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,349 Do you stink? 137 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,590 Bloody hell. 138 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,591 - No, it's Jennifer Lopez smell. - Al, smell Sophie. 139 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,593 Why do you have to say everything for everyone? 140 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,079 I'm not sure I have time, Stath. 141 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,878 - I have to put some sugar in my... - Right. 142 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,395 That is the bloody... You've got the bloody guff of cigarettes on you! 143 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,153 I hope you die in it and at your funeral, 144 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:26,639 I'll sing a song about you being an idiot. 145 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,710 Ooh, woof man! 146 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,791 What is that my back on don't crack me! 147 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,269 Out Stathi, help Sophia! 148 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,271 - Wonderful to see you, Alistair. - Ah, thank you very much. 149 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,079 - Let me. - Careful, be careful, careful of me! 150 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,992 Oh, my God, I'm being so delicate, Carole. 151 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:40,753 What are you doing just clicking the Internet? 152 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:43,514 Er, well, no, I've just got a tweet from a landlord 153 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,797 on Greenberries Road describing me as very helpful. 154 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,599 What? Hang on, we got another flat on Greenberries Road? 155 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:50,750 How come she gets it? 156 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,831 It's the most elegant road since 10 Downing Street. 157 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:55,958 Which is why I get to let it, because I've been referred to as very helpful, 158 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:59,556 whereas you have been described as "Greek and dangerous". 159 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,154 Oh, my God, that is obviously about Dean! 160 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,719 How's it about me? Are you mad? 161 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:04,790 Shouting boy, 162 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,190 you let nice amount of properties like Carole, 163 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,157 you get to let nice properties like Carole. 164 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,550 Look at this situation, man, it's a topsy turvey. 165 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,630 Swearing. 166 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,631 Look, I could do a let of a nice flat like Carole, 167 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,279 but I'm getting given sticks. 168 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,112 How am I going to let two people into a stick 169 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,237 unless they're stood on top of each other all skinny. 170 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:21,355 Innit, Al? 171 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,516 Oh, God, yes. Thank you. 172 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,157 I swear for when Dd retires and I take over, 173 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,913 I'm going to need better experience than watching 174 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,389 my reeking sister plonk around with some wood. 175 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:35,959 I didn't ask to plonk, did I? 176 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,316 Anyway, how do you know you're going to take over? 177 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,198 You're not the only man in London. 178 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:41,839 Sorry, is that what we're letting? 179 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,479 Yeah, it's modern, innit? 180 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,355 Oi, here's something funny. (LAUGHS) 181 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:50,798 This sign looks like a flag, innit? "Hello, Your Majesty." 182 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,791 Actually that is very funny. 183 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:56,390 (MOBILE PHONE RINGS) 184 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:57,515 Hello, Dad. 185 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,956 - Ithoughtaboutwhatyousaid. - Tell dad about myjoke. 186 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,192 You wanted nice viewing on Greenberries Road, like Carole, yeah? 187 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,270 Yeah, why? 188 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:07,591 Not why, I got you a flat on Greenberries Road. 189 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,830 Nicegarden flatforyou. 190 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,355 A garden flat on Greenberries? Are you Micky the tricky? 191 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,556 I'll let that in like ten seconds if it's got a garden. 192 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,711 Bravo. OK, don't let me down, yeah? 193 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,552 Yeah, no, no, amazing, amazing, yeah. 194 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,233 Do the sticks, please, Sophie, love you! 195 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:22,960 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 196 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,469 (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR SPEAKERS) 197 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,430 (MUSIC STOPS) 198 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:34,478 You'll get in the garden and you're going to say to yourself, 199 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:36,597 "Oh, my Lord, I'm in the garden of Eden." 200 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:39,320 Can you not park this here, please? I'm doing viewings. 201 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,357 They'll think people with disgusting cars live here. 202 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,750 Don't walk toward me and say that! 203 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,400 Anyway, what's so nice about your red Smethwicks car? 204 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:47,675 Red, red, bloody wine. 205 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,637 Can you just put a sheet over it or something? 206 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,631 No, can you clean the smack off of yours? 207 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,119 I don't know what you mean by that. 208 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,235 What, you don't know what? 209 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,391 Are you stupid? You didn't go to school? Are you mad? 210 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:57,470 Hey! 211 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:00,279 Are you, do you... Michael, Michael & Eagle lettings? 212 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,519 Yeah, sorry I just smacked his car, 213 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,877 we were just being a little bit threatening (CHUCKLES) with each other. 214 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,792 (AL SPEAKINGJAPANESE) 215 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,475 (SPEAKINGJAPANESE) 216 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:17,550 TOMOKO: Missyou! 217 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,631 (SPEAKINGJAPANESE) 218 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,078 Beautiful language. 219 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:25,680 Thank you. 220 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,069 AL: Oh, hey! 221 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,559 Oh, you put up all the signs! 222 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,677 That's a... That's a good result. 223 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,239 Good, yeah. 224 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,869 I had to sling most of them in the canal actually 225 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,998 'cause I couldn't carry them on my own, so I've just come back to get some more. 226 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,550 Oh, cool. How are you going carry those if you couldn't before? 227 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,359 - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 228 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:48,478 Oh, I have to sit here dealing with all these complaints. 229 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:49,550 You know... 230 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,995 "My flat's too cold, where's my door gone?" 231 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:55,152 You know, and it's up to old muggins to try and sort it out. 232 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:58,278 Sometimes I just want to go 'F' off! 233 00:09:58,360 --> 00:09:59,714 Owee, Al! 234 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,076 - You should though, you should. - I shouldn't have said that. 235 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,150 No, what you think so? 236 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,800 Yeah, and you can also say, "Shut up!" 237 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,753 (LAUGHS) Can you imagine? 238 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,195 -"Shut up." - God, enough. 239 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:14,071 God, I'd feel like Superman. "Just, shut up!" 240 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,878 (BOTH LAUGH) 241 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:19,750 - So we've got Sarah and Mitchel. - Oh, no, so, sorry, so, I'm Alice. 242 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,992 Alice! Which is having a baby. Pinch for good luck! (CHUCKLES) 243 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,991 No and this is my dude... 244 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,559 - BOTH: Tristan. - This is Crispin? 245 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:27,630 Like crisps. 246 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:32,396 - No, with a T. - No, crisps is with a C. 247 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,236 Ok, number 22, let's get in there. 248 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,719 That's number 7, you idiot, that's... 249 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,360 I know, I'm telling them, I'm showing them the area. 250 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,830 So you've got here, here, here, here, here, here, here. 251 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,680 And let's go see number 22. 252 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,713 You've got a lovely big bump, haven't you? 253 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,359 - Don't touch that. - No, I'm just saying. 254 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,670 Careful, you don't want to get ploughed into by a car! 255 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:57,274 You worked hard on getting that going, I reckon. (CHUCKLES) 256 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,598 How many... How long did it take? 257 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:00,750 As in, as in how many... 258 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,678 To be honest, I'm going to whip you through all this 259 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,149 because the inside of the flat is spectacular 260 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:09,120 but the outside truly is a absolutely garden. 261 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,952 Um, you could even have a garden birth! 262 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,439 Sounds mad obviously but I'd... 263 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:15,433 People do birth in a very strange places. 264 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,990 I saw a thing about a woman, gave birth into a bottle. 265 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,234 Ok, let's get you outside. 266 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:26,472 Welcome to the garden of an Eden. 267 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,437 What? No? 268 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,190 Oh, dear. 269 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:42,433 Do you mind, do you mind going away, for ages? 270 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:45,995 Dad! 271 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,479 I can't keep leaving messages man, 272 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,358 the last tenants left it like a filth out here. 273 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,239 There's a oven that's covered in a ladder. 274 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:55,153 Aljust picked up a brick and there's some salad underneath it. 275 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,072 - Oh, it's fine. - OK call me back. 276 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,833 Love you. Al, I'm sorry man! 277 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,797 Bloody getting a gentleman like you to do this. 278 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,871 It's like asking a prince to touch a toilet. 279 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,839 Oh, no, I'm not, I'm not like a prince. 280 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,549 I do have a huge amount of respect for the royal family. 281 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,630 All right, yeah. 282 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,233 Prince William really has his head screwed on. 283 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,516 Crispian and his big wife are gonna be here in about three hours, 284 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,876 so we've got to get it clear by then. Look at this. 285 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:16,950 Hey Al! 286 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,553 Fine, thanks, yeah, how are you doing? 287 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,630 What! Eh... 288 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,075 Have you seen how much cruck there is on the floor, 289 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,389 putting more cruck on it? 290 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,233 Tsk, man, I'm tired, you left me lonely with the sticks. 291 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,994 I've haven't even had an egg for energy or nothing. 292 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,310 Pooo, it's mucky ducks around here, innit? 293 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,549 Yeah, it's a dirty mystery. 294 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,472 Did you bring anything to help like I asked? 295 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,669 Oh, perfect. 296 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,478 - Panagia mou! -(MOBILE PHONE RINGS) 297 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,516 Dad. Dad, I've been calling and calling. Did you get my messages? 298 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,749 Yes, I was tired. 299 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,718 Are you being a good boy? Did you let the flat? 300 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,029 Yeah, the garden's a wretch, 301 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,872 I need you to send someone to come and clear it. 302 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,519 I've only got Al, God rest his soul. 303 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,829 CAROLE: Oh, hi, Stath. 304 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,513 Is that Carole, why is she there? 305 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,274 Just in your dad's office showing him how to use Twitter. 306 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,680 Oh, scrum off! 307 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,478 Dad, send someone to help me clear it. 308 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:02,120 So, in this one, they're basically just saying that I wowed them. 309 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,190 Dad! Dad! 310 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,839 You do it, it's your property. 311 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:08,390 If you don't do it, it's OK we just send Carole tomorrow to let it. 312 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,834 - No, I will but... - Bye, bye. Iloveyou. 313 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,433 Dad... Oh! 314 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:12,954 Dirty like a poo isn't it! 315 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,316 (LAUGHS) Well, I wouldn't say that. 316 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,676 Sophie, that was a horrible phone call. 317 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:18,795 Sorry. 318 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:23,598 (MUMBLING) 319 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,594 Piff this! 320 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,557 Sophie, call a company on your phone to help clear up. 321 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,675 Hey! 322 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,876 Why are you taking photos of Al? 323 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,750 Bloody hell, look, get one of me and Al then get on with it. 324 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:38,875 - Right. - Nice. 325 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,189 Call the company. 326 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,910 Are you showing Al? Stop it! Let me see, that is really nice! 327 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,479 - AL: Yeah, it's nice. - Now, call the company. 328 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,150 - All right, yeah, Karina, is that right? - Hiya, Yes. 329 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,310 Good, good start. 330 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,313 Nicejacket by the way, the Fonz! (LAUGHS) 331 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,516 Where are these people you booked for the garden? 332 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,590 They're late, innit? 333 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,718 - Yes. I know that, that's why I'm... - Stath? 334 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,790 What? 335 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,712 It's like they're late for school, innit? 336 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,632 Are you going to give them detention? 337 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:10,554 (SCOFFS) What a ridiculous suggestion. You're very, very funny today, Sophie. 338 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,074 Oi, it's the champion of the people! 339 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:15,232 Um, I actually haven't had lunch and Sophie mentioned something about an egg? 340 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,310 Is there an egg? 341 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,390 STATH: Is this them? 342 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,470 Midlow and Son. 343 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,597 Bloody hell, they look good, Sophie. Well done. 344 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,000 OK, yeah. 345 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,190 (COUGHS) 346 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,237 - Oh, my God, look how old he is! -(COUGHING) 347 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,675 Are you... How's he going to move a garden? 348 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,353 I don't know, he could be wise? 349 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,635 Are you here for the garden? 350 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,472 Have you brought your son with you or something? 351 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:33,550 What? 352 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,630 Dad! 353 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,796 Wheelbarrow's fucking knackered. 354 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,475 -(COUGHING) - OLD MAN: Shut up, Peter. 355 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,952 Look at the state of this! 356 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:47,959 Look, look, he'sjust picking it up 357 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,997 and then he puts it down on exactly the same spot. 358 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,354 SOPHIE: They're well old, innit? 359 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,511 - The dad's about 50. - Fifty! 360 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,590 He's about a thousand! 361 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,159 It's like I'm watching a documentary. 362 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:59,198 Excuse me, sir, very gently, are you going to hurry up a bit? 363 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,634 It's been like 25 minutes. 364 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:06,910 It will take as long as it... (COUGHING FORCEFULLY) 365 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,878 As long as it gets. 366 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,359 Right, thank you very much. 367 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,119 Did you see how red his head just went? 368 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,714 It was like a completely red head, it's unbelievable. 369 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,995 Christ! 370 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,070 Are you mad? 371 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,150 Why have you put those there? 372 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,197 I've got barbecue water all over the floor. 373 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,270 That's paraffin. 374 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,393 You want to set fire to us all? 375 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:26,757 Well, yeah, maybe I do if you don't take this all away very nicely, please. 376 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,114 I want to let this flat today. 377 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,511 - Is he dead? - Who? 378 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:34,230 Oh, my God. Yeah, now, excuse me, sir, nowyour dad is being dead or something. 379 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:37,278 He's 91, for God's sake, just let him rest! 380 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,873 I'm not letting him have a bloody rest, am I! 381 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,110 Excuse me! Wake up, sir, there's work to do! 382 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,230 - Piss off! - Crumbs! 383 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,754 - Bloody hell! Crumbs! - What a shock! 384 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,360 Right. OK. 385 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,078 - Don't you dare! - Sorry. 386 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,514 Do you want me to whack you with that ladder? 387 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,557 No, obviously I don't want you to whack me with the ladder. 388 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,836 Right, I'm absolutely terrified from you now, aren't I! 389 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,194 So, I can't stay in the garden, can I? 390 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,396 Al, come with me, Sophie, finish clearing the garden. 391 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,993 - Sorry, Sophie. - What? 392 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,435 Where can I piss? 393 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:09,275 I'm going to beat the shit out of that old man and his old son. 394 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,398 God, I mean they are such a rude, rude, firm... 395 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,470 Yeah, unbelievable... 396 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,710 You know, someone should be informed about them, so. 397 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,313 That's just, I love that your... 398 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,596 The way with words, the wayyou said that; 399 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,193 - Thank you. -"Someone's got to be informed." 400 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,237 Thanks, I'm actually still really hungry. 401 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,754 Do you think we could we get a sandwich or something? 402 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,274 How many viewings have Smethwicks had today? 403 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,350 AL: Oh, loads. 404 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,192 Yeah, and how many have I had? 405 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,429 I think it was just one. 406 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,669 It is just one, isn't it? 407 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:32,909 - One viewing. - Yeah. 408 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,070 That's disgraceful, innit? 409 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,389 I should've got more than one, innit? 410 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,596 Ah, no, no, no, you know, I think you should have... 411 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,273 I think you should have just got one. 412 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,350 (KNOCKING ON WINDOW) 413 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,159 Don't touch my window when you've been grudging with dirt. 414 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,958 We're off. Dad's cold. 415 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,110 How are you going to pay us? 416 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,599 I'm not paying you, you've done nothing. 417 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,069 Even if you do finish, I'm not paying you, I hate you. 418 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:53,039 Dad and me have come all the way from Gurnham. 419 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,157 $80 now, cash. 420 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,275 You know what? 421 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,317 You're going to clean the garden, yeah, now. 422 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,040 I don't have any cash on me, when your done, I'll give you 40 quid. 423 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,474 I'm taking you to a cashpoint! 424 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,994 - Dad! Get in the van! - Get off me. 425 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,878 This is outrageous, Peter! 426 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:06,950 Please, Peter! 427 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,075 I'm Mr Midlow to you! 428 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,150 - Get in the van! - Peter! 429 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,275 Al, finish the garden. 430 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,350 Christ! 431 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,069 - Bloody hell. - Get in! 432 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,630 - I'm trying to get in the car. - And watch my bleeding steering wheel. 433 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,837 I don't get why we had to came out so far, 434 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,558 there are cashpoints near the flat. 435 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,630 It's been like an hour, 436 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,757 I could have watched a bloody murder mystery in this time. 437 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,593 I live round here, I know where the cashpoints are. 438 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,398 Right, well, you live in a shit area, mate. 439 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,950 I mean where are we, is it bloody Leicester or something? 440 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,073 STATH: #Driving along with two oldboys 441 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,959 # Thatlwish I'dnevermet 442 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:44,598 # Threeboysin the car And two of them areshit 443 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:45,670 PETER: Stop it! 444 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,398 BOTH: # Working in thegarden 445 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,437 # Then, cleaning with myfriends #Oarden working all the day 446 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:53,639 # Working with the leaves The fun neverends 447 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:57,714 # There's 300leaves, there's 300grass 448 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,911 Oh, no, I think I've left my card back at the flat. 449 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:03,990 What? 450 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,151 Yeah, I think, we got to go back and get it... 451 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,357 What a... No! 452 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,879 Did you just chuck your card out the window? 453 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,554 No, I chucked my phone out the window, Peter! 454 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:16,630 What! Why? 455 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,314 Because, I thought it was my card, didn't I, I had them both in my hands. 456 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,073 Can we go back and get my phone, please, man? 457 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,389 So, you still have your card then? 458 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,550 Yes, I still have my card! 459 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,472 Can we go back and get my phone, please, Peter? 460 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,550 Peter? 461 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,959 You are not going back to get it, are you? 462 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,633 It's unforgivable! 463 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,710 (HONKS) 464 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,120 Oh! Fuck! 465 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,918 See, making me wake your dad up as well. 466 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,718 - I wasn't asleep! - Why are you defending that? 467 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,235 No one cares. We are past that part of the argument. 468 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,310 OLD MAN: Enough! 469 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,630 He's acting like we're in divine love with his head on my shoulder. 470 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,635 - Yeah. - It's a bit better, isn't it? 471 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:52,749 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. I mean, it's the same but, er, 472 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,952 there's been a lot of movement, you know, 473 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,475 we've moved a lot of stuff around, so. 474 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,036 Do you think we could just chuck it into next door's garden? 475 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,519 (LAUGHING) That's a good idea! 476 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,159 It is fun to chuck stuff though, innit? 477 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:06,710 Oh, yeah, sometimes I just want to chuck everything I own out of my house! 478 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,837 -(BOTH CHUCKLING) - See what that would look like! 479 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,475 What the hell! 480 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,914 Oh! Al! 481 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,116 You know, sometimes you've just got to... 482 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,474 Argh! 483 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,792 - Oh, my God! -(BOTH LAUGHING) 484 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,359 See what happens... 485 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,756 - That was amazing! - Yeah! 486 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,314 I should probably go and get that, 487 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,232 I shouldn't have... I really shouldn't have done that. 488 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,435 I'll keep a look out! 489 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,030 What for? 490 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,709 I don't know! 491 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,751 (BOTH LAUGH) 492 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:36,910 AL: Don't know! 493 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,913 -(LAUGHING) - Oh, Christ! 494 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,360 - Oop... Ow! -(CRASH) 495 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,192 Oh, are you OK? 496 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,554 - Yeah, fine, thanks. -(GROANS) 497 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,474 -(THUDDING) - It's worse. 498 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,994 Where's Al? 499 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,275 AL: Oh, is that Stath? 500 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,914 I'll just come round in a sec! 501 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,469 - OK, hope you're well. - Where've you been? 502 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,880 I've been calling and calling. 503 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,792 I wanted to ask you how we should clear it. 504 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,996 How will you call me when I chucked my phone out the window? 505 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,593 - Why did you do that? - Innit! 506 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:06,078 I had to get six buses back and no one wanted to chat to me. 507 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:07,710 Do you want a pistachio? 508 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,995 Yes, very much. 509 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,315 (SIGHS) 510 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,950 I feel like, I know I'm really very good at everything, 511 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:24,194 but when I do it, yeah, Sophie, it's like an awful situation. 512 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,719 (RATTLING) 513 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:34,074 - Nearly done it, filled it with shells. - Why are you showing me that? 514 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,436 I just said something very sad. Lift me up! 515 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,158 Oh. I don't know. 516 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,194 Well done for letting the flat. 517 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,351 - I didn't let a flat though, did I? - AL: Hey! 518 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,396 Oh, I've never been happy to see anyone in my life. 519 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,357 There are some people outside who have a viewing. 520 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,874 Argh! 521 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,350 Stressful, innit? 522 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,114 - What is that? - Oi, I'm addicted to those! 523 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,349 STATH: Dung off! 524 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:05,797 Er, sorry, Clintian and... Yep. 525 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:06,910 -(SOFTLY) It's Alice. - Um... 526 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,069 There isn't going to be a viewing. 527 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,434 It's cancelled, 'cause, er, 528 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:14,718 the rubbish in the garden is still apparent, in around, yeah. 529 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,270 Ah, yeah, no, that's fine, we, yeah, we like the... We like the flat, so. 530 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,710 - What? - Yeah, well, 531 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,234 we wouldn't be moving in for a few weeks, 532 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,469 so, it'll be clear by then, right? 533 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:23,710 Yeah. 534 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,038 Aw, this is nice, isn't it? 535 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,191 The only thing is we didn't get to properly look at the garden; 536 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,315 -can we see how big it is? - Yes. 537 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,390 Oh, yes, yes! 538 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,914 Comejust to look at it, yeah, yeah. 539 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,196 Oh, come on, mummy and daddy! (LAUGHING) 540 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,157 So do you have a name picked out for the little tyke or...? 541 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,992 (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah, we actually like David. 542 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,070 David! 543 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,230 Much better name than his name. 544 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,312 So, the garden is still a little bit of a twisty pickle, 545 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,118 but you've got to just use your imagination 546 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,634 to think what it could look like 547 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,916 'cause it could look very nice, it's just a mess at the moment. 548 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:49,990 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 549 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,957 - We just want to get a sense of it. - OK, let's get inside. 550 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,072 OK, if you'd like to follow me. 551 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,195 Come on, quick quick! 552 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,634 -(TRISTAN COUGHS) - Down the path. 553 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,677 Oh, not too quick, careful of David. 554 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,717 Do you, do you need to call someone? 555 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,995 - Yeah, I think. - Oh, yes! 556 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,559 Yeah. Call someone. 557 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,153 Ok, back off to your house where 558 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,834 -you live now, it's quite safe there. - SOPHIE: What's going on? 559 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,069 - Bye! - Stath? 560 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,719 - What's going on? - Yeah. 561 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:19,949 I think it's really picking up! 562 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,872 I think, I think we should call... 563 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,519 I'm just going to call someone now. 564 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,590 Yeah, I think call somebody. 565 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:25,875 Did you let it already? 566 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,553 No, it's on fire instead. 567 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,278 AL: Fire? In the garden? 568 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,271 Yeah, probably the house now as well. 569 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:34,830 (CHUCKLES) Right, let's get out of here. 570 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:35,990 (ENGINE STARTS) 571 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,195 (ALICE TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 572 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,276 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 43634

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