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Oh! Oh! Ah!
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It's the crow man!
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Give it a second.
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Maybe he's taking it out to surrender.
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He's anti-heroic. Run!
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I don't understand.
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He's only one man!
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With the power of a thousand crows.
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Oh, oh! Ooh!
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Good luck.
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Crows and owls have always been at war,
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but why do you care?
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- What's the point?
- Here's two.
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- Ha-ha! Yeah. Cool.
- Morty?
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Uh, h-hey, man!
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Good to see you!
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Y-You're, like, looking,
like, into crows... still.
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Oh, uh, two crows, you remember Morty.
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Morty, two crows.
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It's good to see you, but if you'd
given me more of a heads up...
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Well, I-I was just in the neighborhood.
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- I-It wasn't like...
- It's just that the battle for crows
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is kind of never-ending.
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Huh. Right.
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A little pointless, then, right?
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That came out wrong, s-sounded judgy.
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- Crowhorse. Crowhorse.
- Okay.
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- Crowhorse. Crowhorse.
- Looks like...
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looks like they're
leading you to a thing.
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- Take care, Morty.
- You... You too!
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I-I'm doing good, by the way.
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Oh, my dad was gonna eat that yogurt
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you left in the fridge,
but I-I told him...
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I'm looking for... Crow Scare.
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The scarecrow? The evil scarecrow?
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Come on. Whoever gives
him up first lives.
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Fine, I can kill an extra asshole.
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Helps me get my steps in.
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Ah!
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Ahhh!
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- Rick!
- Morty?
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Wood?! Aghhhh!
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Uh, Morty, why are you now like 40?
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Th-That's how long it's been, Rick.
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Oh, uh, I guess we can have
a drink together, then.
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Do you have a rum and Coke?
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What are you, 20?
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Oh, bless your heart.
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Time be goin' by, don't she?
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That's your reaction to finding out
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you wasted your entire life?
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I feel okay.
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Well... well, what about me?!
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Whoa. Excuse us, boys.
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You don't wanna be here for this.
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I thought if I gave you enough space,
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you'd outgrow this... phase.
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Here's your drink, poser.
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Dad got sick, you know. Stage 4.
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You would've loved it.
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Summer's a nurse... well,
pretty much a nurse.
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She... She married a junkie.
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Rick, come home,
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while we still got a little time.
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Morty, what we had wasn't healthy.
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And this is? Y-You've had a thousand
adventures with these crows.
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When are you gonna kill their big bad?
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First off, the "will they/kill they"
is everything to my guys.
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And second, [BLEEP] you for trying
to undermine my happiness.
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This may be the last time
you ever lay eyes on me!
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I hope that's not true, Morty,
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because you look like shit,
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and this is not how
I wanna remember you.
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Now that I have his two crows,
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nothing will stop me from
eliminating Crow Rick.
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Don't defend him to me.
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I don't even get what you see in him.
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You're right.
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We should be enjoying the
time we have together.
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Crow Rick! Oh, I-I know what
this must look like, but...
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It looks like my arch
nemesis, Crow Scare,
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and my sidekicks planning
adventures together.
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You are hardly the victim here.
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I was adventuring with these two crows
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before you ever came along.
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What do you mean,
"using me as a rebound?"
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You feel like I was using
you as a rebound, too?
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Well, [BLEEP], this lost all meaning.
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I guess it could have been worse.
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At least adventuring was just a metaphor
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for romantic partnership,
so it's not a real break-up.
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Speak for yourself. We immensely
enjoy each other's bodies.
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What?! Ugh! No!
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Sounds like the man's asking for proof.
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Let's show him, fellas!
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- I-I asked for zero proof!
- Ahh!
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Zero proof!
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I'm giving you free will.
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Yah!
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Submit to Crow Horse!
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Whoops.
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- Rick?
- Wubba lubba dub dub!
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- I'm back, pal!
- Morty, who's at the door?
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Wait a minute. I thought
you died gruesomely?
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- W-what the hell's going on here?
- See, uh, the... the thing is, uh...
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Can you please make Morty 14 again, Dad?
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- This is ridiculous.
- Okay, look,
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I-I may have used an aging serum
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to kind of emotionally
blackmail you a little.
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I kind of figured, and
I totally get it, Morty,
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I-I'm done with the two crows.
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Like, they were super clingy
and I'm ready to make this work.
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Let's just hit the reset button.
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Well, no, honey, not a reset, okay?
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Tell your grandpa that
you're worthy of his respect
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and you want to be treated
differently from now on.
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I refuse to do that. I-I'm
desperate to get back together.
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- Just like his old man.
- Don't worry, honey.
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That's just Morty's middle age talking.
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He'll be less codependent
once we get more of his life
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- in front of him again.
- Uh, I'd like him to stay 40
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so he can keep buying my friends molly.
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I'd rather throw my vote away
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than use it to support a flawed system.
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Can we make our first
adventure fixing this?
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- I keep thinking about lawn care.
- Okay, buddy.
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Who sold you this shitty aging serum?
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- What did he look like?
- Just like you.
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- I-I got it from the Citadel.
- Hot damn.
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Hittin' the ground running
with a Citadel episode.
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See ya later, masturbators.
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Hi! I'm Citadel's new mascot, Andy,
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because this place wouldn't be home
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- without Ricks "Andy" Mortys.
- Dumb.
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Ooh, what happened to this place?
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There's a Morty president now.
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Aw, that's cute. They rebuilt.
They made it nicer.
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- They made it Glendale.
- God damn, you are cantankerous.
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Even pooping hurts now.
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Yeah, well, this place is
gonna fix you right up.
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Okay, so, we've got a standard Morty
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that's been aged to... 40?
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- Can you reverse it?
- Well, if you look at it like a bone,
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what we can do is break
his age in two places,
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remove the middle, and graft
its ends back together.
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Th-that sounds really violent.
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- It's not a literal bone, Morty.
- Oh, okay.
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Ah, brace yourself, the process
does also break every bone
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- in your body.
- Wait! Aah! Ooh! Ow!
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- I like crayons.
- Girls are gross.
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I-I think I feel like myself again.
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Uh, you look a little weird.
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Your skin's all pink like a baby mouse.
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- I-Is that normal?
- Probably.
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Uh, sign here for storage or disposal
of the 26 years we removed.
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Wait, what? I ain't payin'
to store 26 years.
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Well, then you're taking it with you.
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I'm almost ready to sell out.
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All right, what's disposal cost?
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Oh!
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S-something unfair's happening.
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There's no escape. No escape!
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Let me help you!
This is not a good look.
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Oh!
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- Oh, boy.
- Hey! They... they shot me!
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You are seriously hurting
the Citadel experience.
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- Listen to me!
- Drop the gun!
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Death is coming for us all,
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and the Citadel is a
weapon of mass des...
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Woof. You're about to
get suspended with pay.
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Come on, Morty, let's get outta
here before this gets political.
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Oh! Was I... influential?
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Yeah, y-you were influential.
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Y-You had like seven... seven blogs.
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Tight. Oh.
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Ugh. Too late.
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Rick C-137,
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President Morty requests
you join him for dinner.
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Whoa! S-Seriously?
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You know I destroyed this place.
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You've been pardoned for that, sir.
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Rick! Let's have dinner
with the Morty President.
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Morty, the idea was to get
back to simple adventures.
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- The Citadel runs on canon.
- Okay.
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I guess things really are just going
right back to how they were.
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Fine. I could eat.
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But the second he reveals
he's evil, we're gone.
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I dunno. It tastes... pretty good.
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Okay, let me know if you
start feeling poisony.
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Good to have you back, buddy.
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Mmm!
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Sorry I'm late. Never
really ends around here.
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Look at this, Morty.
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They really did make
a you the president.
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And I hate 'em every day for it.
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But wow! Rick C-137.
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Now, that's a guy to move
your schedule around for.
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Not... Not here to blow
the place up again, I hope.
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Ha! Not unless you try to keep me here.
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Ha-ha, geez. Wouldn't dream of it.
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But it's amazing you dropped by
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because I was eventually
gonna hunt you down.
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There's the reveal. Let's dance.
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- Ha! Geez.
- Rick, come on, man.
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The guy got elected president
by Ricks and Mortys.
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- He's being really nice.
- All politicians are nice.
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He's a hot bag of peanuts, isn't he?
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We've been through a lot.
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- A-And he does not like...
- Serialized drama.
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Right, no drama. Keep it episodic.
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Ricks never look back.
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Waste of a legend in his case.
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- You know he practically built this place?
- Wait, what?
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And now you're running
it squeaky clean, right?
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That's why you got deformed Mortys
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coming up through the sewer lines
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talking about hope and change?
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- Fair enough.
- Good clapback, Rick.
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What's the deal with that, Mister P?
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I got a little project going on.
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Required some hands-on labor.
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It would require less if
you were willing to tell me
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how one might bring down
the Central Finite Curve.
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All right, time to go, Morty.
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I want to know what he's talking about.
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Yeah, you've come all this way.
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Can you give me 10 more seconds?
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Literally 10? Because now it would be 6.
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Oh, I'm fine with that.
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Make it 2.
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One.
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Like I said, would have been
a big help for you to tell me,
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but I should have everything
I need from you now.
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Let me just make sure.
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You can't scan an entire
brain over appetizers.
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Oh, most of yours got
scanned a long time ago.
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You probably don't remember.
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Check out season 1,
episode 9, Rick Heads.
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Excelsior!
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- Evil Rick.
- We kicked his ass!
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"Evil Rick." I love it.
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Smartest man in the universe,
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with an ego so big you can
just grab it like a joystick.
253
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Looks complete.
254
00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:03,009
I was afraid I'd have to kill
every Rick on the Citadel
255
00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:05,690
- to get what I needed.
- You asshole! I vouched for you!
256
00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:07,608
He only came here
because I asked him to.
257
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I'm sorry, Rick.
258
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That apology and a
screwdriver in my hand
259
00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:11,655
would be worth a screwdriver.
260
00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:13,350
You sellout Mortys kill me.
261
00:10:13,370 --> 00:10:14,999
I'd hate you more than
the Ricks you worship
262
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if there was any point.
263
00:10:16,130 --> 00:10:17,430
But you can't help it.
264
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,830
You were bred for it.
265
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Wanna see?
266
00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:25,010
You already know Rogue Ricks used Mortys
267
00:10:25,030 --> 00:10:27,130
to hide themselves from the Citadel.
268
00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:28,970
But you might not know it worked so well
269
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that the Citadel became
its own Morty Market.
270
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And I'm sure you don't know
271
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how far they've gone to
help supply meet demand.
272
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Sure, Ricks could scour infinity
273
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for naturally occurring grandsons.
274
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,510
But why bother? So much work.
275
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Such an admission of need.
276
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There aren't infinite versions
of our grandfather, Morty.
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He's an infinite smear
of one shitty old man.
278
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And he's attached to us infinitely
279
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through his weakness
and our forgiveness.
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- Oh! Oh!
- This is why we're with him.
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This is why we're alive.
282
00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:05,090
What the [BLEEP]?
Rick, say this isn't true.
283
00:11:05,110 --> 00:11:06,870
- It isn't the whole truth.
- Liar!
284
00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:08,962
- It's complicated!
- I'm not busy.
285
00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:11,560
Okay, Morty, remember when I
said all I need was your apology
286
00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:12,920
and a screwdriver in my hand?
287
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,390
Well, I forgot I literally have
a screwdriver in my hand.
288
00:11:15,410 --> 00:11:17,346
I mean, duh-doy.
I'm basically Inspector Gadget.
289
00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,389
Uh-oh.
290
00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,726
It's okay. He's free to go.
291
00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:25,510
He's the Rickest Rick.
We'll never see him again.
292
00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,510
Morty, when you came
here for that serum,
293
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did you refill this gun?
294
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Yeah.
295
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,737
Oh. Ooh!
296
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Holy [BLEEP]!
297
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I only know one man that
ever hacked my portal gun,
298
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and it turned out it was evil you.
299
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Yay! He's all caught up.
300
00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:44,530
Wait. Hold it. Hold it.
301
00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:48,585
- Who... Who's that?
- Time for Big Boy. Duck!
302
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,212
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh!
303
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Does he like it?
304
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It's a metaphor for capitalism,
Morty. What do you think?
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Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
306
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Ohh! Ohhhhhh!
307
00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:05,560
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh!
308
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,200
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh!
309
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Ohhhhhh!
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Yoink!
311
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You can't outrun your past, Rick.
312
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Did you think my force field
would be down the second time?
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I was expressing disapproval
of your dialogue.
314
00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:24,210
Disapprove all you want.
315
00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:27,040
Tonight, the quality of
dialogue stops mattering.
316
00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:29,990
Tonight, I do that thing I want to do
317
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,878
with the curve thing.
318
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Nobody leave. Everybody stay.
319
00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:37,610
Nobody leave. Everybody stay.
320
00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:39,489
Nobody leave. Everybody stay.
321
00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:41,470
Nobody leave. Everybody stay.
322
00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:42,899
- Aaaaaaah!
- Nobody leave. Everybody stay.
323
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:45,070
Nobody leave. Everybody stay.
324
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Nobody leave. Everybody stay.
325
00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:48,930
In uncertain times like these,
326
00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:51,420
I think it's important for me
to say, eat shit, [BLEEP] you.
327
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,999
The drug companies paid
for me to say every word.
328
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,400
I have millions of dollars,
329
00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:56,060
and I don't care if you live... oh, God!
330
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,150
Oh, [BLEEP]! No! Aah!
331
00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:00,299
And I'd just like to say that
prescription drugs are great,
332
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,420
and you should buy them now.
333
00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:03,410
What's happening, Rick?
334
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,100
He hacked the entire
city's portal supply.
335
00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:06,788
Come on, there still might
be one way out of here...
336
00:13:06,789 --> 00:13:08,130
out the bottom.
337
00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:16,120
What do you think he
needed from your brain?
338
00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:18,870
I assume schematics for the
Citadel's dimensional drive.
339
00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:20,409
If he's gonna use it to blow the curve,
340
00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:21,630
we do not want to be here.
341
00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:23,040
What is the Central Finite Curve?
342
00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:24,570
Q&A after our survival.
343
00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:26,739
Hopefully we can snag some
untainted fluid at the source
344
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,310
and get the [BLEEP] out of here.
345
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:30,312
Or not.
346
00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:35,399
Wow. I thought my capitalism
metaphor was on the nose.
347
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,444
Ow! Oh!
348
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,450
So did you help build the Citadel?
349
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,809
Do you just lie to me about everything?
350
00:13:40,810 --> 00:13:42,419
Can't we just sneak
through the cave base?
351
00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,789
We turned a new leaf, Morty.
We're back to simple adventures.
352
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,810
It's not a new leaf until
you tell me everything.
353
00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:48,269
Morty, we really don't
have time for this.
354
00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:50,569
- The whole place is gonna blow.
- No, I-I don't trust you.
355
00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:52,000
I-I don't want to do this anymore
356
00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:53,251
if I'm not gonna get
straight answers from you.
357
00:13:53,252 --> 00:13:54,410
God damn it!
358
00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:56,029
Here's my [BLEEP]
downloaded brain, Morty.
359
00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:57,130
You want to jump the shark?
360
00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:59,090
You want to know my
stupid crybaby backstory?
361
00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:01,330
Knock yourself out. Not... not now!
362
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:23,350
- Boo ya, Rick.
- Nice one, Morty!
363
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,488
Whoa. Dead wife?
364
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,370
Yes, now everyone can shut up about it.
365
00:16:28,390 --> 00:16:31,570
Wow, Rick, I feel a lot
better having seen all that.
366
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,190
Of course that's the case.
367
00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:35,205
In their minds, they're the underdogs.
368
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:37,499
And that's how they justify this.
369
00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:41,659
Morty, I'm not responsible
370
00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:43,210
for every [BLEEP]-up Rick out there.
371
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,470
They literally all say that.
372
00:16:44,490 --> 00:16:45,630
They all have that excuse.
373
00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:46,850
It's part of their system.
374
00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:48,269
None of them have to be responsible.
375
00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:49,910
They're all victims of themselves.
376
00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:52,471
Oh, it's so hard to be a genius.
Couldn't you just die?
377
00:16:52,472 --> 00:16:53,699
Well, what are you doing about it?
378
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,390
Jack [BLEEP]. I'm leaving.
379
00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:57,602
Do you know what the
Central Finite Curve is?
380
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,250
They built a wall around infinity.
381
00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:01,070
They separated all
the infinite universes
382
00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:02,370
from all the infinite universes
383
00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:04,484
where he's the smartest
man in the universe.
384
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,240
Every version of us has
spent every version
385
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,290
of all of our lives in one infinite crib
386
00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:10,407
built around an infinite [BLEEP] baby.
387
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,890
And I'm leaving it.
388
00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:13,490
That's what makes me evil...
389
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,730
being sick of him.
390
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,913
If you've ever been sick of
him, you've been evil, too.
391
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:21,230
Rick, did you really leave
the crows for me?
392
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,790
Or did you come back
because they dumped you?
393
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:28,010
There you go, kid.
Now you're Evil Morty, too.
394
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,650
Sooner or later we all are,
395
00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:31,470
on this side of the curve.
396
00:17:40,312 --> 00:17:41,980
- Ah!
- Ah!
397
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,609
Don't worry, Morty.
We still got a way out
398
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:49,430
they never thought of...
Operation Phoenix.
399
00:17:49,450 --> 00:17:50,889
Doesn't that still mean, like, death?
400
00:17:50,890 --> 00:17:52,130
Sure, but the joke's on them,
401
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:54,390
'cause we just found a backdoor
to getting off this rock.
402
00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:59,220
Rerouted. Rerouted.
403
00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:00,770
Rerouted. Rerouted.
404
00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:04,002
Rerouted. Rerouted. Rerouted.
405
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:11,343
- Oh, my [BLEEP] God!
- Come on, Morty. We gotta go.
406
00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:14,471
You can come if you want.
407
00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:16,473
Don't blame me if you don't.
408
00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:18,790
Ugh! From where I sit, Morty,
409
00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:20,169
that's the best deal on the table.
410
00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:21,250
I-I don't have a real plan.
411
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,890
Thanks, pal. I-I'm glad
you ignored my advice.
412
00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:30,770
It's just as well. I lied.
413
00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:32,238
That second seat's a toilet.
414
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,910
Oh. Super dick move.
415
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:35,830
But weirdly kind of cool to admit it.
416
00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:38,203
Geez, you guys really are bred
for forgiveness. Let's go.
417
00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,070
_
418
00:18:53,927 --> 00:18:55,387
Say goodbye to the Citadel, fellas.
419
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:30,671
_
420
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:26,070
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421
00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:53,750
Ooowee! Evil Morty.
422
00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:55,250
That was quite a scheme.
423
00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:57,910
Makes me wonder if there's
an evil me out there.
424
00:20:57,930 --> 00:21:00,180
But I guess sometimes I look at my life,
425
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,050
and I may not even
need him, 'cause, well,
426
00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:05,225
guess I've made a pretty
big mess of things myself.
427
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,870
Ooowee.
428
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:09,050
Never got my job at the university back.
429
00:21:09,070 --> 00:21:11,470
Remember that? Rick made me do karate.
430
00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:13,170
It... It was kinda funny.
431
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,390
But I guess things went
downhill from there.
432
00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:17,730
Started isolating myself from Amy.
433
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:20,010
Used to tell her everything
I was feeling,
434
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,510
but then I guess I stopped,
435
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,090
'cause I wanted her to love
who she thought I was,
436
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,190
not who I felt myself becoming.
437
00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:28,930
Ever think about how horrified
the people we love would be
438
00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:30,910
if they found out who we truly are?
439
00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:34,810
So we just dig ourselves
deeper into our lies every day,
440
00:21:34,830 --> 00:21:38,250
ultimately hurting the only
people brave enough to love us.
441
00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:39,910
Wish I didn't do that.
442
00:21:39,930 --> 00:21:42,250
Wish I was brave enough
to love them back.
443
00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:44,890
I don't know. Maybe you should try it.
444
00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:46,920
We don't have as much time as we think.
445
00:21:46,933 --> 00:21:48,309
Ooowee.
446
00:21:49,769 --> 00:21:51,437
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