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Trick or treat.
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How old are you?
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Seven.
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What are you supposed
to be dressed up as?
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An adult.
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It's... Good costume.
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♪ Go to sleep, go to sleep
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♪ Go to sleep, little baby
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♪ Go to sleep, go to sleep
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♪ Go to sleep,
for cryin' out loud ♪
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Can't remember a time we
weren't putting this baby to bed.
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Okay, okay...
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Come on, Mable, sweety.
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Okay, come on, honey.
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Thousand o'clock. Come on.
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You know, I got that big
meeting in the morning.
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Uh-huh. I told you about
that meeting with Ira.
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We're meeting
the Belgians. Yeah.
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Yeah, they might
distribute our film.
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Mm-hmm.
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Big meeting, you know.
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Big meeting.
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I have to be fresh
and rested f...
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All right, what are you saying?
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I'm saying would it be
completely wrong if I asked briefly,
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can I possibly sleep
for a little while,
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while maybe, for a little while,
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you took the baby in the
other room, the two of you?
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Wrong. Probably wrong.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Forget I asked. Ohh...
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In the meantime, can
I just say one thing?
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We're not getting a nanny.
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Okay, A, how do you know
that's what I was gonna say?
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And... And Two, why? Why?
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Because I don't want my child
being raised by an intermediary.
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I'm not talking about
raising, just holding...
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In the other room
for a little while.
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Give me another song.
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What? Another song.
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I want you to sing
her another song.
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I don't have any more
songs. I'm totally out of songs.
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I got Louie, Louie
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and The Lion Sleeps Tonight.
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Good. The Lion Sleeps Tonight.
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Seriously? Sing
to your daughter!
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♪ Ah wimoweh, ah wimoweh
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♪ Ah wimoweh, ah wimoweh
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♪ Ah wimoweh, ah wimoweh
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♪ Ah wimoweh, ah wimoweh
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♪ In the jungle
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♪ The mighty jungle
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♪ The lion sleeps tonight
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♪ Ooh-wheee... ♪
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See what happens?
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Here. Get over here.
Take her. Take her. Okay.
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I'm calling the doctor.
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Oh, he's such a great singer?
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I'm worried. She's
never done this before.
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Sweetie, granted I'm
just a layman here,
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but my understanding is that
babies often cry quite a lot.
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Not like this. She's not
hungry, she's not gassy,
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she doesn't have a rash.
I'm calling the doctor.
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She's got the appointment
tomorrow anyway.
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Good. We'll be early.
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Okay.
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What? What is your problem
with calling the doctor?
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Honey, listen, if that's the first
impression you want to make...
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What?
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It's just...
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You know, here we are,
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this is the first time we're calling
him, in the middle of the night
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for basically a marginal...
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First of all, it's not marg...
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Bounce her, bounce
her, bounce her.
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Second of all, I don't care
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what kind of impression we make.
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We were very
lucky to get this guy.
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He's only seeing us
as a favor to Joan.
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Most of his patients are
big, fancy, famous people.
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I don't care how big
and fancy he is. All right.
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I don't care who his famous
patients are. Fair enough.
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Who are they? What?
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His famous patients.
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All right. Rosie O'Donnell,
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Donald Trump,
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Sinead O'Connor.
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Wow. Exactly.
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Well, who are we
to call this guy?
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All right, that's it.
I'm calling the doctor.
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Honey, hon... He's our doctor.
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It's his job.
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Betcha Sinead
O'Connor was no treat.
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Hello. Don Kekitch. Dr. Kekitch,
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this is Jamie Buchman calling.
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I'm one of your new patients.
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We're actually seeing you
tomorrow for the first time.
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Our daughter Mabel woke
up about two hours ago,
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and she's crying, and
she hasn't stopped.
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She's not warm, she's not
listless, her color is good.
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Sort of a very light aubergine.
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Hello?
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So we're just gonna bring
her over now if that's okay?
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Mrs. Buchman, it seems like
you've covered all the bases.
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So, why don't you just bring
her into the office tomorrow,
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and we'll have a look.
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So we're gonna bring
her over now if that's okay?
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I understand your
concern, Mrs. Buchman,
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but I think it'll be just fine
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if you bring her in tomorrow
and we check her out.
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Okay, so we're gonna bring
her over now if that's okay?
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You know what? Why don't
you bring her over right now?
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Okay. If that's what you think.
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Hello?
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Joan? Don kekitch.
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Oh, hi, Don, everything okay?
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Paul and Jamie Buchman
are bringing their baby in.
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Why? No reason. The baby's fine.
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She's just crying, and they're
wildly overreacting is all.
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Oh...
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I just wanted to thank you
so very much for the referral.
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I'm sorry. Night now.
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Good night.
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What's up? Oh, it's nothing.
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Paul and Jamie are just
taking the baby to the doctor.
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What? Why? What's
happened? Oh, it's nothing.
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Nothing. No, no, she's crying,
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and they're just
flipping out a little.
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Well, is she okay? How
do you know she's okay?
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Deb, believe me...
I'm calling them.
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What's the
difference? They're up.
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What's wrong?
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What's wrong with the baby?
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Ma? Debbie?
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Oh, my God, I must've pushed
the wrong speed-dial button.
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What's wrong with the baby?
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Nothing. Why would you think
something's wrong with the baby?
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I never got good
news after 9:30 at night.
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What's wrong with the baby?
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Nothing. She's,
she's crying a little.
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Oh, my God. Ma...
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Oh, my God. Ma!
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You know what this means? What?
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I can only imagine.
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Ma? Ohh!
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All right, how do I look?
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You look fine. Why?
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Ah, I don't want
to look too fine.
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You know, you wake up a
doctor in the middle of the night,
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you want to look a little
bedraggled and disheveled.
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You look bedraggled
and disheveled.
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Aah, you're just saying that.
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Burt, get up.
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Why? We're going to the kids'.
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Why? Because we have to.
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Okay.
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Ma, get off the phone.
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What are you doing?
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I got mom all upset.
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What now? I'm
going to my parents'.
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One baby cries, and the
whole world gets woken up?
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My mother will die of worry.
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She will go back to sleep.
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Not after hearing
news like this.
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News like what?
She can only imagine.
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Okay, oh, okay.
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61 east 67th street, please.
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Remember all the other times
in my life I said I was tired?
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Yeah. I was a big sissy.
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You know, some nannies
will actually go with you
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in the middle of the
night to the doctor,
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so one of the parents
could get some sleep.
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Would you really
rather be sleeping?
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Yes.
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Really? Yes.
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Really?
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No.
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Hey, look at that.
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Hey! She stopped crying!
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Good, sweet girl.
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Good, sweet girl.
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Sweet girl.
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Paul? Jamie?
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Are you here?
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It's us!
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Your parents!
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Burt and Sylvia Buchman.
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Oh, my God.
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Is anybody here?
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Oh, Murray.
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Murray!
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Where did they go?
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Tell us, boy.
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Tell us where they went.
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Thank you very much.
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What are you doing?
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Gonna find out where they went.
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Deb? Who?
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Hello? Joan.
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Mom? I'm not ready
for you to call me that.
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Okay.
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Where are they? Who?
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Paul and Jamie.
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They went to the doctor's.
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Oh! I knew it. But it's nothing.
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Oh, my God.
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The baby was crying a little,
and they're just overreacting.
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In this family, we
do not overreact!
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Okay.
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Where's the doctor?
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Sylvia, I really don't...
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Where's their doctor?
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All right... Okay.
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Mom? Dad?
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It's Deb! Hello.
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Oh, boy.
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Okay.
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We...
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Are going...
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To the doctor.
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The Doctor!
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Why don't you tell
him one more time?
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The doctor!
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Oh, boy.
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Okay.
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Hello. They're not here.
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Mom?
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It's Deb. Oh.
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I'm not ready for
you to call her that.
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Okay.
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They're not here.
I know. She called.
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They went to the doctor's.
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Where's their doctor?
Oh, Deb, I really don't...
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Where is their
doctor? All right.
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Look at that. She
stopped crying.
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It's movement.
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It's movement. When the
cab was moving, she slept.
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When it stopped,
she started crying.
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Now in the elevator
it's the same thing.
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So she just needs movement.
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Actually, I've read about
this. This is very common.
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We've just got to
keep her moving.
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Yeah. For the rest of our lives.
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No, no. Just for ten minutes
or so. That's all it takes.
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We're at the
doctor's office now.
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We don't need him anymore.
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I know.
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If we see him now, we'll
make a horrible first impression.
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Yes, I know. He's
a big famous guy.
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That's right. What
are we gonna do?
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Are you the Buchmans?
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No. No.
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Oh, okay.
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See, now that, to me,
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was not a good first impression.
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He'll never remember us.
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Especially if you send
the nanny tomorrow.
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What nanny? Aha.
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Hey. Hey, look at that.
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It's just a miracle.
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It really is.
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00:11:32,145 --> 00:11:34,156
All right, so you know what, ten
minutes here, quick cab home,
263
00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:36,319
I still get three hours
before the Belgians.
264
00:11:36,457 --> 00:11:38,146
Oh, my God, someone
just pushed 12.
265
00:11:38,284 --> 00:11:39,664
Oh, honey, if
this thing stops...
266
00:11:39,802 --> 00:11:41,803
I know. She's gonna cry.
267
00:11:41,940 --> 00:11:43,389
All right, all
right. Stand back.
268
00:11:55,668 --> 00:11:56,875
Hello?
269
00:11:57,013 --> 00:11:58,714
Hi. When your parents
lived on Columbus Avenue,
270
00:11:58,738 --> 00:12:00,938
what did we used to do to
make the elevator skip floors?
271
00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:02,014
Pauly, what?
272
00:12:02,152 --> 00:12:03,360
It's for the baby.
273
00:12:03,498 --> 00:12:05,153
Okay, okay, open the panel.
274
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,291
Okay, I got it. Got it.
275
00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:07,878
You should see two buttons,
276
00:12:08,016 --> 00:12:10,465
a red express button and
a blue local button. Got 'em.
277
00:12:10,603 --> 00:12:11,776
Push the red button.
278
00:12:12,914 --> 00:12:14,190
Got it. Not the blue button.
279
00:12:14,328 --> 00:12:15,742
I didn't push the blue button.
280
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,409
Pauly, whatever you do,
do not push that blue button.
281
00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:18,650
I'm not pushing the blue
button. You were very clear.
282
00:12:18,674 --> 00:12:19,788
Stop telling me not to
push the blue button.
283
00:12:19,812 --> 00:12:20,606
All right. That should do it.
284
00:12:20,743 --> 00:12:21,848
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
285
00:12:22,572 --> 00:12:23,779
Yes! Yes!
286
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:24,917
Congratulations.
287
00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:26,089
You're on the express
288
00:12:26,227 --> 00:12:27,435
from the roof to the lobby.
289
00:12:27,573 --> 00:12:29,194
You are a genius.
Go back to sleep.
290
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,677
Yeah, right.
291
00:12:31,608 --> 00:12:32,644
Okay, how cool am I?
292
00:12:32,781 --> 00:12:34,023
You are very cool.
293
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,378
How long have we
been in the elevator?
294
00:12:35,402 --> 00:12:38,092
We have been here exactly
a minute and 15 seconds.
295
00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:39,576
Oh, that's too bad. Why?
296
00:12:39,714 --> 00:12:41,508
Because we've reached the lobby.
297
00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:45,543
Oh, okay. Oh, no.
298
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,095
There's gotta be a sure-fire
way of keeping her moving.
299
00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:49,372
Like what?
300
00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:52,015
Is she sleeping? She sure is.
301
00:12:52,131 --> 00:12:53,752
All right, how smart
am I? Pretty smart.
302
00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:57,339
See? Little jaunt, go home 2 and
a half hours before the Belgians.
303
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,891
That's right. Okay, one problem.
304
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,212
What's the matter?
I'm gonna pass out.
305
00:13:00,236 --> 00:13:01,547
Oh, honey...
306
00:13:01,685 --> 00:13:03,272
Are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay.
307
00:13:03,410 --> 00:13:05,306
I'm all right.
308
00:13:05,445 --> 00:13:06,790
How much did we miss it by?
309
00:13:07,617 --> 00:13:09,100
Nine minutes and 40 seconds.
310
00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:12,032
Okay. All right, okay. Aww.
311
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,930
Hey. Huh?
312
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:15,068
A health club.
313
00:13:15,171 --> 00:13:17,517
I understand. I will
work out, I swear.
314
00:13:17,655 --> 00:13:19,345
No, no, no. I got an idea.
315
00:13:23,242 --> 00:13:24,760
You are a genius.
316
00:13:24,898 --> 00:13:26,771
Honey... Believe me, I
never would've thought of this.
317
00:13:26,795 --> 00:13:28,174
This is so smart of you.
318
00:13:28,312 --> 00:13:30,151
Sweetie, when I said... Although
you know what? I gotta say,
319
00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:32,348
in the final analysis,
it's kind of funny 'cause,
320
00:13:32,486 --> 00:13:34,246
this is not all so
different than the street.
321
00:13:34,383 --> 00:13:36,176
Oh, man.
322
00:13:36,314 --> 00:13:38,314
I got the lungs of
sir Walter Raleigh.
323
00:13:38,453 --> 00:13:39,901
Honey. What?
324
00:13:43,730 --> 00:13:45,040
That would work.
325
00:13:49,248 --> 00:13:50,456
Look at all the doctors.
326
00:13:50,594 --> 00:13:51,732
It's a medical building.
327
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:52,870
But still.
328
00:13:54,491 --> 00:13:55,596
Push 42.
329
00:13:55,733 --> 00:13:57,043
Ma, wait! Debbie?
330
00:13:57,181 --> 00:13:58,803
What are you doing?
Are you coming?
331
00:13:58,941 --> 00:14:00,469
Ma, you don't have to
make yourself crazy...
332
00:14:00,493 --> 00:14:03,114
Okay, up we go.
333
00:14:03,252 --> 00:14:04,643
What do you think is
wrong with the baby?
334
00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:06,977
Ma, there is no right
answer to that question.
335
00:14:07,115 --> 00:14:09,150
So I won't honor it
with some speculation
336
00:14:09,288 --> 00:14:10,840
that will only torment everyone.
337
00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:12,876
Could be a fever.
338
00:14:13,014 --> 00:14:14,496
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
339
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:20,671
What are we doing on the roof?
340
00:14:20,809 --> 00:14:22,878
What kind of
wacky doctor is this?
341
00:14:25,706 --> 00:14:26,810
How much time left?
342
00:14:27,397 --> 00:14:28,638
Uh, four minutes.
343
00:14:28,776 --> 00:14:30,304
We're gonna make it,
we are gonna make it.
344
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,812
Excuse me. I need the
treadmill, if you don't mind.
345
00:14:32,950 --> 00:14:34,812
Oh, oh, you know, uh,
346
00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:37,630
if you could just wait like four
minutes, we'd really appreciate it.
347
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,710
Sorry. No can do.
348
00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:41,021
You can't wait four minutes?
349
00:14:41,158 --> 00:14:42,538
Nope. Gotta go.
350
00:14:42,676 --> 00:14:43,876
Gotta keep this heart rate up.
351
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,022
Very important, heart rate.
352
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,056
Uh... Yeah, we've
got a little baby,
353
00:14:47,194 --> 00:14:48,298
also important.
354
00:14:48,436 --> 00:14:49,436
Heart rate.
355
00:14:50,126 --> 00:14:51,264
Baby. Heart rate.
356
00:14:52,575 --> 00:14:53,610
Little baby.
357
00:14:53,748 --> 00:14:55,093
Are you members?
358
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,265
Are you?
359
00:14:59,819 --> 00:15:02,267
Um, we're, like,
um, trial members.
360
00:15:02,406 --> 00:15:03,485
You know, we're trying it out.
361
00:15:03,509 --> 00:15:04,727
Like "first month
free" kind of...
362
00:15:04,751 --> 00:15:06,199
We're inspect... inspect...
363
00:15:06,337 --> 00:15:07,992
You know, just looking it over.
364
00:15:09,855 --> 00:15:11,959
Repeat after me,
"Yes, we're members.
365
00:15:12,097 --> 00:15:13,718
"Wanna make something of it?"
366
00:15:13,856 --> 00:15:15,650
Okay.
367
00:15:15,788 --> 00:15:16,926
Now what are we gonna do?
368
00:15:19,030 --> 00:15:20,030
All right, stand back.
369
00:15:25,928 --> 00:15:27,101
Taxi!
370
00:15:29,342 --> 00:15:31,378
What do you suppose
happened to Al Losalvo?
371
00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:32,516
What?
372
00:15:32,654 --> 00:15:34,137
Well, look, year after year,
373
00:15:34,275 --> 00:15:36,586
Al Losalvo signed the
inspection certificate.
374
00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:38,415
Then suddenly, boom,
375
00:15:38,553 --> 00:15:39,691
Lloyd Cunningham.
376
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,116
How did we get in the lobby?
377
00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:47,658
I don't like this building.
378
00:15:47,796 --> 00:15:49,141
Ooh, are you Dr. Kekitch?
379
00:15:50,141 --> 00:15:51,935
Yes. We're the Buchmans.
380
00:15:53,590 --> 00:15:54,866
You are?
381
00:15:55,764 --> 00:15:57,385
Uh-huh. I'm their daughter.
382
00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:02,248
I see your crying has stopped.
383
00:16:09,663 --> 00:16:11,526
Excuse me, could
your kid cry louder
384
00:16:11,664 --> 00:16:13,630
and, like, even
closer to my head?
385
00:16:15,078 --> 00:16:16,596
Okay, sir...
386
00:16:16,734 --> 00:16:18,217
We... I know, I know.
387
00:16:18,355 --> 00:16:20,252
Baby on board, drive carefully.
388
00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:21,460
Go really slow,
389
00:16:21,597 --> 00:16:22,597
avoid sharp turns,
390
00:16:22,702 --> 00:16:23,805
don't hit any potholes,
391
00:16:23,943 --> 00:16:25,805
and there's a couple
of bucks in it for me.
392
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,288
Blah, blah, blah.
393
00:16:27,427 --> 00:16:28,841
Actually, uh, no.
394
00:16:28,979 --> 00:16:31,048
What we need is
for you to just drive
395
00:16:31,186 --> 00:16:32,842
for ten minutes
without stopping.
396
00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:35,325
Really? That's the only
way she'll stay asleep.
397
00:16:35,601 --> 00:16:36,601
Huh?
398
00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:37,670
Can you do this?
399
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,878
Can you keep this baby rolling
400
00:16:40,016 --> 00:16:41,671
for 10 minutes without stopping?
401
00:16:43,223 --> 00:16:44,845
Are you our man?
402
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:55,019
Welcome to cab number KB 1847.
403
00:16:56,227 --> 00:16:57,507
Looks like we've got our answer.
404
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:58,607
Oh, yeah.
405
00:16:59,124 --> 00:17:00,125
Great.
406
00:17:00,263 --> 00:17:01,263
What's your name?
407
00:17:01,401 --> 00:17:02,436
Keanu.
408
00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:04,401
Pleased to meet you.
409
00:17:05,712 --> 00:17:07,229
Hey... ♪ It's working
410
00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:08,471
It sure is.
411
00:17:08,954 --> 00:17:10,610
All right. So...
412
00:17:10,748 --> 00:17:12,483
Nine more minutes in here,
413
00:17:12,507 --> 00:17:15,439
home, and I still get a hearty
little catnap before the Belgians.
414
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,301
Oh, man. What's the matter?
415
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,785
Fire truck, dude. I
gotta pull to the side.
416
00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:22,026
Ohh...
417
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:23,441
Do you, really?
418
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:24,958
It's just a fire.
419
00:17:25,096 --> 00:17:27,165
Well, actually, there is
one other thing I could do.
420
00:17:27,303 --> 00:17:28,303
What's that?
421
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,478
That was very
nicely done, Keanu.
422
00:17:33,616 --> 00:17:35,582
I'm gonna go back
later and pick up my liver.
423
00:17:38,341 --> 00:17:39,479
Thanks, Keanu.
424
00:17:39,617 --> 00:17:41,135
No problem.
425
00:17:41,273 --> 00:17:42,653
All right, okay, here we go.
426
00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:44,653
All right, eight minutes to go.
427
00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:46,550
Clear sailing. Good, good.
428
00:17:46,688 --> 00:17:47,895
Oh, man.
429
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:49,550
Oh, man.
430
00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:51,034
Oh, man.
431
00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:52,896
I'm runnin' the dude.
432
00:17:53,034 --> 00:17:54,034
You're gonna what? What?
433
00:17:54,103 --> 00:17:55,423
I'm running him.
I'm not stopping.
434
00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:57,484
Oh, Keanu, really? Many thanks.
435
00:17:57,622 --> 00:17:59,426
I think that's above and
beyond the call of duty.
436
00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:02,047
Hey, you got a little munchkin back
there that needs to get some sleep.
437
00:18:02,071 --> 00:18:03,830
Boy, do I. I have this
meeting tomorrow.
438
00:18:03,968 --> 00:18:05,244
The baby, dude!
439
00:18:05,382 --> 00:18:06,555
Yes, of course. Yes.
440
00:18:06,693 --> 00:18:07,762
All right, how much time?
441
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,245
Uh, seven Minutes.
442
00:18:10,936 --> 00:18:13,419
♪ Stay asleep
443
00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:17,213
♪ Stay asleep
444
00:18:17,351 --> 00:18:22,041
♪ Stay asleep, little baby ♪
445
00:18:26,387 --> 00:18:28,354
Hi, room 511, please.
446
00:18:36,631 --> 00:18:37,943
'Allo. Hey,
447
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,253
Bruno, how ya doin'?
448
00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:41,150
This is Ira buchman. Listen,
449
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,840
my partner's kid is having
a really bad night, see?
450
00:18:43,978 --> 00:18:47,634
And because of that, like, half
the universe is awake, right, so...
451
00:18:47,772 --> 00:18:49,704
I didn't know whether
to call you now
452
00:18:49,842 --> 00:18:52,543
and cancel the meeting or wait till
you woke up and cancel the meeting,
453
00:18:52,567 --> 00:18:55,127
'Cause, you know, I know how
you Belgians are about your sleep...
454
00:18:56,016 --> 00:18:57,268
So, you know, I
thought I'd call now.
455
00:18:57,292 --> 00:18:58,326
I hope that's okay.
456
00:18:58,465 --> 00:18:59,465
But of course.
457
00:18:59,568 --> 00:19:00,604
All right. Good.
458
00:19:00,741 --> 00:19:01,845
You go back to sleep.
459
00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:03,638
Sure. No problem.
460
00:19:09,053 --> 00:19:10,468
Oh, he doesn't look very happy.
461
00:19:10,606 --> 00:19:12,261
No, what's the
matter, officer dude?
462
00:19:12,399 --> 00:19:13,919
Amazed that, like,
the world didn't end
463
00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:16,400
'cause you turned on
your big ol' roof lights?
464
00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:18,400
You know, Keanu, in
my own life, personally,
465
00:19:18,539 --> 00:19:20,401
I've had very few
brushes with the law.
466
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:21,574
How much time left?
467
00:19:21,712 --> 00:19:22,850
Two Minutes.
468
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,509
'Allo.
469
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,340
How much time? 30 seconds.
470
00:19:51,479 --> 00:19:52,479
We may make it.
471
00:19:52,548 --> 00:19:54,444
I just wanna say
right now, okay,
472
00:19:54,582 --> 00:19:57,549
like, no matter how many millions
of points this is on my license...
473
00:19:58,307 --> 00:19:59,928
I really love you guys.
474
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,626
Oh, well, we feel very close to
you, too, you know. We've been...
475
00:20:02,688 --> 00:20:03,860
And time!
476
00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:08,310
Okay, Keanu, you
can pull over, Dude.
477
00:20:13,173 --> 00:20:14,390
Success.
478
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,381
Great. Cool.
479
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,255
Can I see your license
and registration...
480
00:20:22,279 --> 00:20:23,796
Shh!
481
00:20:30,557 --> 00:20:32,834
Boy, that was a very
understanding cop.
482
00:20:32,972 --> 00:20:34,661
Hey, he has kids.
483
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:36,213
I'm not brushing my teeth again.
484
00:20:46,147 --> 00:20:47,940
Good night. That is correct.
485
00:20:52,597 --> 00:20:53,597
Hello? Paul!
486
00:20:53,701 --> 00:20:54,701
Hello? Jamie!
487
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,726
Hello, Saturn. What's
wrong with the baby?
488
00:21:49,232 --> 00:21:50,611
In Front.
489
00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:25,049
Hello, Saturn. What's
wrong with the baby?
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