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Have you seen Norman Clegg?
He's inside.
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Him too?! No. He's coming out again.
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He's just lending Compo a suit.
You had me going there
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but I'm glad about the suit. I was
wondering what we'd bury him in.
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The stuff he normally wore
was very suitable for burying.
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He was never one for dressy,
but there are some occasions when you've got to do your best.
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He always liked that suit.
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The lengths people will go to borrow
a suit! I brought him a clean shirt.
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Ye Gods! He'll look smarter
than he ever did.
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The truth is I'd sooner have him
back again and scruffy.
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Call me sentimental
but he owed me two quid!
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Maybe he'll write. Oh! I've got
a letter for you, Norman. Who from?
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From him. From Compo.
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Told you he'd write!
It was on his kitchen table. One addressed to you and one to me.
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It was his final instructions.
He wants me to see to his house.
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I expect there's something in there
he wants you to do. He knew, you see?
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He knew he was poorly.
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Little beggar never let on.
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He was always tricky.
How does it feel, that envelope?
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It feels strange, as if I'm getting
communications from the other world.
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Does it feel as if it's got
two quid inside?
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"Shop lifters will be...?
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"See behind curtain."
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Oh, it's you! Why today?
You're not working for me today.
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No. I'm on a private errand.
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Oh, a customer!
No.
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No? That's a wicked thing
to say to an old lady.
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I'm collecting for Compo.
I thought he was dead.
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He is dead.
Is he going to need a lot of collecting for?
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It's for his funeral.
It was suggested that you might like to contribute a bit of something.
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Who starts these dreadful rumours?
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You can spare a bit of something.
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..These sad times
are for grieving not spending
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..I always think.
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Oh. Well, yes. I suppose I could.
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Suppose I give you this lovely...?
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..Other thing?
I'm collecting money!
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Money... MONEY!
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You come pestering an old lady for
money? You're relentless, money mad!
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Working for you has been
an education. You've got no mercy!
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Turn your back!
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ZIPPING NOISE
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A fiver?!
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Yes, you're right!
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This is a first.
He's never written to me before.
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He's never been so far away before.
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Do you think he is far away?
No, not really. The dead you care about are only next door.
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I'll drink to that!
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Well, get it opened.
I'll get round to it.
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You're making a meal of it!
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It makes me nervous.
What's to be nervous about?
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He spelt Clegg with only one G.
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Just be thankful you're not Greek!
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Maybe he hadn't the strength for two
Gs. Give over! He never could spell.
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Not when he was alive, but somehow
you expect the dead to spell better.
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He's only just got there. Wait till
they've had him for a while.
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I can't get used to him being dead.
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I know what you mean.
Never seemed the type, did he?
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I mean, if HE can die,
nobody's safe.
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..If his cronies have appetites as
big as him, we'll need a lot of food.
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And drinks. They'll not bury him
on a cup of tea!
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They die. They never think what
problems they're leaving behind.
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Like do you trust their friends
with your glasses?
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No way. But they won't mind as long
as they're full.
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Mrs Hemingway said she'd help.
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We don't want her. You can never
get rid of her afterwards.
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The Vicar wants to know, what hymns?
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Not modern ones - proper hymns.
What did he like?
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It's hers he liked more than hymns!
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We'll have the old favourites.
That's what they have every time.
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IVY: What do they like in sandwiches?
NORA: Twice as much as everyone!
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My Barry likes a nice pate.
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So does your father. So long as
I tell him it's potted meat.
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Who'll be playing?
Mine if I don't watch him!
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Playing what?
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The hymns. Who's on the organ?
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Mrs Birkenshaw.
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Whoops! Goodbye, organ.
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Oh, that's torn it!
She'll not want to play, not for him!
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Why ever not?
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Drink your coffee.
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Not after he cornered her that time.
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Only because the others dared him.
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She could have forgiven him
after all this time!
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I don't know why she made such a
fuss. I doubt if he even left a mark!
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What did he do to Mrs Birkenshaw?
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Drink your coffee!
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They say she was badly out of tune
the following Sunday!
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Do you want me to read it?
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No. I want you to roll it up and
poke it up a drainpipe(!) Read it!
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"Hey-up, Cleggy! All these years
thou's never had a letter from me.
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"Anyway, here's one for you
and Truly, who's probably breathing over your shoulder.
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"Typical copper.
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"If thou's reading this
it means I'm dead.
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"Despite what they said about me
at school never getting anywhere.
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"I've told Nora about
clearing out my house
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"but before she does
I want you and Truly to pick a bit of something as a souvenir,
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"anything except me ferrets.
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"I want you
to do me a favour, Cleggy.
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"I want you to see
me ferrets get a good home.
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"I want you to take them
to me old mate, Reggie Unsworth...
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"..at Throstlenest farm -
a ferret lover from way back.
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"They'll be all right with Reggie."
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Do you know this Reggie?
Never heard of him.
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Throstlenest farm?
Well, we'll find it on the map.
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"..Keep an eye on Nora. She doesn't
know it yet, but she'll miss me.
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"There was only ever the thickness
of a bedroom wall between us,
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"so tell her if I ever get the hang
of this haunting lark
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"and learn how to pass through
walls, she'll be in trouble.
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"Good luck to both of you.
You were good mates.
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"Must close now before they cut me
electric off this one last time.
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"If you're at me funeral, I
don't want anybody going home sober.
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"Good luck to both of you.
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"..Compo."
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Is that it, then? That's it.
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No forwarding address.
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Well, looks as if
I can say goodbye to my two quid.
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We'll see if Wesley's in.
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BANG
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He's in!
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Lucky us!
Just in time to put Wesley out.
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I am out. It was just the cap!
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I hate the smell of burning caps!
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You get used to it. That's what they
said about the wife but I never did.
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How are you coping without...?
Who's without(?)
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He's got us running errands. To
Throstlenest farm, wherever that is!
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Throstlenest farm? Does it
ring a bell or in your case does it blow a horn?
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I've heard of Dellwells farm.
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Have you noticed how people will
never admit they haven't got a clue?
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That makes three of us.
Compo wants us to take his ferrets to Throstlenest farm.
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Somebody by the name of Reggie
Unsworth. I know a Shuttleworth!
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There he goes again.
Look at the expression - clueless!
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Go and ask our Barry.
He's got the ferrets
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and working for a building society,
he's familiar with local addresses.
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I don't see your Barry as a ferret
person. Are you sure he's not under the impression they're replicas?
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I must say I've always seen Barry
as more of a goldfish handler.
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Throstlenest farm...?
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..I know a Tholpen farm!
Give it a rest, Wesley. You'll only start your cap off again!
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Howard. Should you be plucking a
girl from her cash desk during work?
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I had to see you. It couldn't wait.
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How impetuous you are. You make
a girl feel almost threatened. Not that I'm complaining.
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I've been thinking about life
and death and getting a new bicycle.
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You would do that for me,
Howard? A new bicycle!
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I want us to go further
than we've ever been before.
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Mother warned me,
one day this would happen.
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You realise how suddenly people can
die. You have make the best of it!
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I'm with you, kid!
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How far do you think we should go?
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Way over in that direction.
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There are places out there
we've never even seen.
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Lonely places...
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..Remote!
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Do we wait for your new bicycle?
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No. We can do it now.
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Let's make the best of every moment.
We'll do it now, today!
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You realise I am only doing this
under pressure?
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But...pick me up after work,
I'll bring sandwiches.
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Oh, Father. Can you help Barry
out of this ferret?
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How do you mean?
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He's got his finger in it. Bad move!
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He knows that now. Is there blood?
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Only his! The ferret seems fine.
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ORGAN PLAYS: "Abide With Me"
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That's Mrs Birkenshaw now.
Bit heavy on the pedals.
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She was nimble on her feet
when HE was behind her.
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Don't know what he saw in her.
Not that it matters to me.
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Somebody has to ask
will she play at his funeral.
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Can she refuse?
She refused him last time.
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She doesn't have to refuse.
She could pretend to be busy and ask the second organist.
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Who's that?
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Mr Drysdale.
ALL: Oh!
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Oh, not Mr Drysdale?
He can only play the white notes.
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You're right.
He's not having Mr Drysdale.
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He deserves a better send-off
than Mr Drysdale.
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We want Mrs Birkenshaw. I can't stand
her but she's the better organist.
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You ask her, Nora. See if his
memory still leaves an impression.
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She should remind her that
she's a Christian and should forgive.
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She swore she'd never
turn her back on him ever again.
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Good grief! He'll be nailed down with
the lid on. How safe can she get(?)
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She may have forgotten all about him.
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ORGAN PLAYS DISCORD
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She hasn't forgotten. His memory
still leaves an impression.
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Ah...! I thought it liked me.
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It liked your finger, didn't it?
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You seemed very close
when we arrived.
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I love them really. It's just
I like them better from the back.
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Ah! Ah...ah! OH...! Oh!
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Will the bite be fatal?
Glenda?!
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In about 50 years!
What about side-effects?
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It's a bit like the werewolf. You'll
have to watch him at a full moon
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in case he goes streaking
down a rabbit hole.
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I think you're very brave, Barry.
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Do you mean
before I fainted or after?
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Are you sure they're allowing HIM
in the church?
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- I've spoken to the Vicar.
- Why shouldn't he be in church?
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He never struck me as a very church
kind of person.
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He had less harm in him than a lot.
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Providing you were well out of reach.
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Everybody knew with him
you had to be out of reach.
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If it's good enough for the Vicar
it should be good enough for all.
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You can play him a couple of hymns,
Mrs Birkenshaw?
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What ever he did,
it can't have been THAT bad.
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You weren't there. I've never been
so startled in all me life.
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Well, don't give up hope.
Your life's not over yet.
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Oh, come on, Mrs Birkenshaw.
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He always said how good you were.
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He did?
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Oh, all the time!
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He loved your touch on the pedals.
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Well, I don't know
what Mr Birkenshaw will say.
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If you've any control over him,
he'll say what he's told to say.
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Is yours like that too?
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Well, it's for their own good and
they wouldn't have it any other way.
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But don't you think
it tends to...baby them?
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It's a price we all have to pay.
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All right.
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What a fuss! If she'd been grabbed
by him as many times as I have...!
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Oh, there was no harm in it.
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You never told HIM that!
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You daren't tell HIM that!
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How much further?
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YOU wanted to see
they went to a good home.
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I didn't mean in the next county!
It's chilly back 'ere.
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You're with the ferrets. You love
ferrets, apart from the front bit! It's cold.
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It'll cool your sore finger, Barry.
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Yes, Barry.
Hold your finger in the wind.
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HORN BLOWS
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If he knew you were in his bedroom,
he'd be back.
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Harp, wings and wellies!
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NORA:
I couldn't stand him with feathers.
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It's going to be quiet round here.
232
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Every day will feel like a Thursday.
233
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Why?
234
00:20:22,311 --> 00:20:27,931
He was always out on Thursdays.
You never saw him. It was quiet
235
00:20:27,931 --> 00:20:30,551
but he made up for it at other times.
236
00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:32,871
Where did he go?
237
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Exercising his ferrets,
he always said.
238
00:20:36,511 --> 00:20:39,131
I wonder if I got mine a ferret...?
239
00:20:39,131 --> 00:20:41,731
I thought he'd got one!
240
00:20:41,731 --> 00:20:47,131
More like a gun dog, she can only
pick up anything that's half dead.
241
00:20:47,131 --> 00:20:51,171
- Will she be at the funeral?
- You can't stop her.
242
00:20:51,171 --> 00:20:55,051
This isn't getting his house clean.
Where will we start?
243
00:20:55,051 --> 00:20:58,671
I'll finish up 'ere.
You start downstairs.
244
00:21:20,451 --> 00:21:23,951
You'd better stay
and look after the ferrets.
245
00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:26,651
I want to go inside where it's warm.
246
00:21:26,651 --> 00:21:34,591
You'd feel terrible if they got
stolen. If they get restless, give them a finger to suck.
247
00:21:34,591 --> 00:21:37,131
Will you send me something warm out?
248
00:21:37,131 --> 00:21:42,231
By the first Saint Bernard. We're
just going inside to ask directions.
249
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All three of you?
250
00:21:44,491 --> 00:21:49,111
Three heads are better than one.
I hope you won't set our caps alight
251
00:21:49,111 --> 00:21:51,631
cos I prefer mine smokeless.
252
00:21:51,631 --> 00:21:54,151
Sissy! A bloke has to go for it.
253
00:21:54,151 --> 00:21:56,771
That's three pints, then, Wesley.
254
00:21:58,631 --> 00:22:04,891
I said I liked ferrets. I didn't
mean that we were inseparable.
255
00:22:17,471 --> 00:22:20,171
I thought it was - the mobile finger.
256
00:22:20,171 --> 00:22:24,451
..Oh! I was just cooling it
in the breeze.
257
00:22:24,451 --> 00:22:27,791
Stop takin' a wee-wee, lad. Come
down!
258
00:22:27,791 --> 00:22:32,291
I'm afraid I can't come down.
I'm ferret sitting.
259
00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:36,731
A right comic. Let's see
how comical you are down here.
260
00:22:40,811 --> 00:22:44,911
You go up 'ere, two miles,
along the track. Throstlenest farm?
261
00:22:44,911 --> 00:22:47,371
Yep. Reggie Unsworth's place.
262
00:22:50,531 --> 00:22:54,151
Is that our Barry?
Not at that speed, surely?
263
00:22:57,551 --> 00:23:00,111
He's found a playmate already.
264
00:23:00,111 --> 00:23:03,611
I hope he's not
neglecting his ferrets.
265
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,691
Not a trog, Mr Pegden, please?!
266
00:23:42,691 --> 00:23:46,311
I told you we'd be going further
than ever before.
267
00:23:46,311 --> 00:23:48,911
Why do I feel entitled to a refund?
268
00:23:48,911 --> 00:23:53,911
You've never interfered with
a person's statutory rights, Howard
269
00:23:53,911 --> 00:23:56,971
but could we walk with our bicycles?
270
00:23:56,971 --> 00:24:00,711
Yes. You want to walk.
I say, let's walk!
271
00:24:04,391 --> 00:24:08,451
I say, let that be
our new guide in life.
272
00:24:08,451 --> 00:24:10,051
Walking, Howard?
273
00:24:10,051 --> 00:24:15,951
Anything! Our time's so short.
Anything we want to do, we will do.
274
00:24:15,951 --> 00:24:18,471
Oh, Howard!
275
00:24:18,471 --> 00:24:20,991
Oh, Marina.
276
00:24:20,991 --> 00:24:23,551
How's this for remote?
277
00:24:23,551 --> 00:24:26,071
How's this for just the two of us?
278
00:24:26,071 --> 00:24:28,551
O-o-o-h, Howard!
279
00:24:31,111 --> 00:24:32,811
Oh, heck!
280
00:24:42,851 --> 00:24:48,131
Never mind, little creature,
they've gone and we're alone.
281
00:24:48,131 --> 00:24:52,571
"Little creature."
I'm all alone with a smooth talker.
282
00:25:02,911 --> 00:25:05,451
Throw down your bicycle!
283
00:25:05,451 --> 00:25:09,871
..And forceful with it!
O-o-h! Come on!
284
00:25:09,871 --> 00:25:13,451
CYCLE BRAKES SQUEAL
285
00:25:52,231 --> 00:25:56,951
What would you say that is?
Well, it isn't the throstle.
286
00:25:56,951 --> 00:26:01,991
You know what troubles me? How
would you arrest a person like that?
287
00:26:01,991 --> 00:26:04,551
There's so little to grasp onto.
288
00:26:09,391 --> 00:26:14,211
Are you sure this is a good home?
Ferrets should be safe enough.
289
00:26:17,351 --> 00:26:22,671
I wonder if you could help us? We're
looking for a Mr Reggie Unsworth.
290
00:26:22,671 --> 00:26:25,871
Oh, well, you're out of luck then.
291
00:26:25,871 --> 00:26:29,051
We were told this was Reggie's place.
292
00:26:29,051 --> 00:26:31,551
It is. That's me!
293
00:26:31,551 --> 00:26:34,011
I'm Regina Unsworth.
294
00:26:35,951 --> 00:26:39,451
You could knock me down
with a ferret.
295
00:26:39,451 --> 00:26:41,531
You're Thursdays!
296
00:26:41,531 --> 00:26:43,931
You've come from Compo, haven't you?
297
00:26:43,931 --> 00:26:48,491
Yes...yes... He asked us to come.
298
00:26:48,491 --> 00:26:52,731
And bring his ferrets...
I knew he would.
299
00:26:52,731 --> 00:26:59,371
Only last Thursday he said,
"Reggie, I'd like you to look after me ferrets when I'm gone."
300
00:26:59,371 --> 00:27:04,551
Well, I thought he meant sometime
in the future, not this week.
301
00:27:04,551 --> 00:27:06,671
LAST Thursday?
302
00:27:06,671 --> 00:27:09,131
He comes every Thursday.
303
00:27:10,431 --> 00:27:13,351
We go back a long way, me and Compo.
304
00:27:16,191 --> 00:27:18,871
I'm going to miss our Thursdays.
305
00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:25,771
It could have been permanent
but I could never get him away from somebody who lived next door.
306
00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:30,851
Are them the ferrets?
Eh... Yeah!
307
00:27:30,851 --> 00:27:33,551
Every Thursday!
308
00:27:33,551 --> 00:27:36,091
He preferred Nora Batty?!
309
00:27:36,091 --> 00:27:38,591
Didn't leave HER ferrets, did he?
310
00:27:38,591 --> 00:27:40,731
Old beggar!
311
00:27:40,731 --> 00:27:43,851
..Will she be good with ferrets?
312
00:27:43,851 --> 00:27:49,851
She must have been good with Compo
for him to bike here every Thursday!
313
00:28:08,351 --> 00:28:14,911
She seems nice enough
but where do you look when talking to someone like that?
314
00:28:14,911 --> 00:28:17,451
WESLEY: I focused on her earring.
315
00:28:17,451 --> 00:28:21,611
I hope she wears an apron
when she's frying anything!
316
00:28:21,611 --> 00:28:25,631
BARRY: I wonder where
she keeps her handkerchief.
317
00:28:25,631 --> 00:28:30,211
Little beggar! He said
he was exercising his ferrets!
318
00:28:30,261 --> 00:28:34,811
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