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Hey up, Miss Thrill-A-Minute,
where's tha off to all dressed up?
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None of your business.
Of course it's my business.
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WHY is it your business?
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Because YOU are my responsibility.
How come I'm your responsibility?
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I promised your husband Wally.
What did you promise my husband?
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He said, "If things get worse
and I can't handle it, will you take care of her if I slip away?"
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He told you this when he was dying?
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No, tha'd just got back
from Cleethorpes.
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Suppose tha gets kidnapped.
Where do I tell the police you were heading?
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Well, if you must know, I'm going
to clean house for Mr Walter Ridley.
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Oh, well, if tha's cleaning houses,
step this way.
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You don't want a cleaner.
You want a bulldozer. Cheeky!
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Who's Walter Ridley?
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You've never heard of Walter Ridley?
The Bermondsey Foot Strangler.
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Strangulation by the foot.
Kept us all guessing.
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I think
this is another Walter Ridley.
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I shall keep my boots on
just in case.
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Why does it matter who it is?
It matters.
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Weren't there some Ridleys
in Trafford Street? Or was it Traffords in Ridley Street?
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A lot of help I'm getting
from thee both!
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POSH VOICE: Wesley.
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Can I have a word with you
for a moment, please?
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Wesley. What is it?
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NORMAL ACCENT:
Get yourself in here and find out "what is it"!
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I'm busy. I can see you're busy.
You're busy working on MY car.
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What are you doing to it? Checking
it out. You said you were using it.
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Taking the ladies to Walter Ridley.
I'm checking it. Don't move things.
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Just leave everything as it is.
I don't go moving things about.
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I couldn't find that gear stick
twice in a row. She's running well.
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Who's Walter Ridley? Oh, you won't
know him. He's a gentleman.
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Does that mean he goes through life
without standing on newspapers?
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Why is it so important all
of a sudden who Walter Ridley is?
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Cos my bird's gone to clean house
for him.
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Is that a bad sign?
Definitely a bad sign.
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In some circles it carries the same
weight as being formally engaged.
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Oh, heck! Or even heckier.
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I would say a state of common-law
wedlock could be assumed.
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Since medieval times, your unmarried
female has had three ways to go -
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church, registry office
or clean a bloke's dosser.
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It's not completely binding until
she cleans his sink. She does!
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She goes for people's sinks.
Well, maybe you'll grow to like him.
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I hate him. You don't even know him.
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I know I hate him.
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It was Ridleys of Trafford Street.
She was a bus conductress.
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Called Walter Ridley?
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I want that to be true.
I want Walter Ridley to be a woman.
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I promise I'll turn over a new leaf.
I'll even sweep under my bed.
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The conductress was Mrs Ridley. She
was the mother of a large family.
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Maybe it included a Walter Ridley.
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I don't like Nora going off
where I don't know where she is.
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Wally asked me to look after her.
No, he didn't.
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Whenever he saw her coming, he used
to ask you to look after HIM.
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Oh, Howard, when you said
to meet you at the railway station, you sent me all a-flutter.
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I didn't know how much to pack.
Oh, we're not going anywhere, love.
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We're not? No, love. Not anywhere?
Not anywhere.
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Good job I only packed
the larger suitcases.
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You said you wanted something
to remind you of the two of us.
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Oh, Howard, you remembered.
Where is it? It's a surprise.
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I only hope
it's nothing too expensive.
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I thought we'd go in here
and have our photograph taken.
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The two of us behind the curtain.
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Talk about flash, Howard(!)
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Oh, it's four flashes, love.
All for �2.50.
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After all these years,
when I've brought her to a peak of emotional readiness!
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Women are mysterious creatures.
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I'd sneak glances at my Mabel
and wonder how anyone could look like that.
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She may be cleaning
for Walter Ridley, but you're the only one she hits with a brush.
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I hope so. A bloke's got to have
some little personal touch.
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Just relax. Drink your tea.
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Let the noise of it
take your mind off things.
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SLURP!
Come on! You can't be loitering all day. I'm closing early.
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I've not finished.
Sounded like the finale to me.
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Get a refund tomorrow.
What's the rush?
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I'm off with the ladies
to clean at Mr Walter Ridley's.
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He's running coach trips.
Who is this bloke? ..Who is this Walter Ridley?
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I'm not surprised
none of you lot know him.
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He's not daft enough for you.
We could train him.
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Mr Walter Ridley is a gentleman.
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Why is everybody going to clean
for him? If he's a gentleman, how come he needs so much cleaning?
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He's living on his own
since his wife died.
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He does his best, but you know what
men are like at cleaning. Hey up.
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I've been living on my own
since my wife ran off with a chuffing Pole in 1947.
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When are tha gonna clean me out?
Not till you get rid of them ferrets.
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Tha drives a hard bargain, Ivy. Oh!
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Oh, no. Oh.
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Out.
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But I don't know that I want to go
for a bicycle ride.
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Every time I turn my back
you've gone for a bicycle ride.
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On my own. I like going on my own.
We know how much on your own.
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Why do I have to go for a bicycle
ride with Mr Walter Ridley?
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To get him out of the way while we
clean his house. I don't know him.
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Mr Walter Ridley's the most sensible
gentleman in this catchment area.
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Sensible! What kind of person
is that to take for a bicycle ride?
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It'll make a change for you.
I like to go out there and get close to nature.
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We know. This time, leave nature
behind and take Mr Walter Ridley.
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I'll tell thee what.
I'm pig sick of hearing how good Mr Walter Ridley is.
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Clearly a man of saintly nature -
though he could be lying, of course.
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So full of natural goodness
you'd think he was a brown loaf.
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I bet he's a dollop. That's backing
the favourite. Sounds like a dollop.
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Speaking of dollops.
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That expression! The former
Mrs Truelove had one like it.
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The world was his oyster
till he found a Pearl in it.
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Hey up, Howard.
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Marina run off with a stranger?
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I don't know the lady,
whoever she is.
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Tha looks teed off, Howard.
Got to go for a bicycle ride with Mr Walter Ridley.
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Here we go! Walter chuffing Ridley!
I didn't know he had a middle name.
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He's had several
in the past few hours.
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Could you assist us
with our enquiries?
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What do you know about the man?
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You can confide in me. My lips are
sealed by the Official Secrets Act.
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Sticky tape would have been better.
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Mr Walter Ridley is the nicest,
most decent blah-blah-blah.
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We know. Why did tha have
to take him for a bicycle ride?
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To keep him out of the way
while the ladies clean his house.
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Look on the bright side. Better than
walking, cheaper than a bus.
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That's true.
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Now, take it easy, Mother.
We don't need to be going fast.
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I don't go fast.
When have you seen me go fast?
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It's just that it seems fast
when you're on the grass verge.
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It's your father. I don't know what
he's done to this car, but it keeps running on the grass verge.
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ENGINE DOESN'T START
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You see, he's been fiddling again.
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TYRES SCREECH, ENGINE BACKFIRES
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ENGINE DOESN'T START
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He was fiddling with it
this morning.
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EDIE TRIES AGAIN
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I'm sorry, ladies.
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It's all right, love.
In a way, it's a relief.
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Suppose he doesn't want
to come to the pub?
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What poor, lost soul
wouldn't want to call at the pub?
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Is he completely beyond human aid?
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You're taking him for a bicycle ride.
Just make sure it ends up at the pub.
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It's one thing to catch your Walter
Ridley, but what are we gonna do with him when we've got him?
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I just want to look at him.
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I wanna see what man gets his house
cleaned when nobody will clean mine.
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Especially you. Couldn't you
wipe things down with a ferret?
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Tha wait till the Antiques Roadshow
comes. Tha may be in for a surprise.
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Those trousers
should baffle the experts.
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Are you sure that your wife
did leave you in 1947?
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Maybe she's still living
behind all that junk somewhere.
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Well, I hope she's happy,
cos I'm not shifting that lot.
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I told you not to fiddle with it.
You asked me to look at it.
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I didn't ask you to make a bog
of it. She was running really sweet.
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Till you got there.
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Here's Barry now.
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What is it? What's wrong?
We need to borrow the car.
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My car?
OUR car, Barry.
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Who's going to drive?
Mother will drive.
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Your mother?
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I'll sit in the front with her.
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We'll be all right.
Thanks for the car, Barry.
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It's very kind of you.
You're a gentleman. You're welcome.
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Ye gods! Look at this lot.
Is half of this really necessary?
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You'll be all right, Mother.
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It's basically the same as yours.
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Don't lie to me, girl.
I'm still your mother.
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She knows I love her,
probably even more than the car.
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I don't see why she has to test me.
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I can't understand it.
She was running sweet as a bird.
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Are they going far?
Just to clean house for Mr Walter Ridley.
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How far is that?
Oh, way out of town. Oh!
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TYRES SCREECH, GEAR CRUNCHES
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I thought you'd enjoy a ride with
me as far as Mr Walter Ridley's.
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When we get there,
I'll have to come back. Pearl will be there when we arrive.
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You've got women all over the place.
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But I'm married to Pearl.
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And I'm just your plaything, or
I would be if we ever got the time.
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You could go to the pub.
On my own? What kind of a girl do you think I am?
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You won't be on your own. There'll
be Clegg and Compo and Truly.
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I'll come with Mr Walter Ridley.
Ye gods. It never rains but it pours.
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Don't give up hope, Barry.
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I can still hear that little
wounded creature screaming as its gears were changed.
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It sounds worse than it actually is.
She always drives like that and she always gets home.
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There's a kind of providence, lad,
looks after drivers as bad as Edie.
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What's up with Barry?
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Edie's driving his car!
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Sorry about that, Barry.
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It could be worse, Barry.
How could it be worse?
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Tha could be a passenger.
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The solution is, Wesley,
once you get Edie's car going, to take it up to Mr Walter Ridley's.
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You drop us off at the pub on the
way. You leave Edie with her car
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and you drive Barry's car
back to Barry.
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You gotta do it!
You heard the poor thing shrieking!
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Steady! It may not be too easy
to get Edie's car running again. Hey, up! ..What's this bit here?
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Excuse me, Barry. I hate it
when amateurs start interfering.
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I know how he feels.
I still remember my honeymoon.
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I had to give mine up
to go on an identity parade.
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..Nobody tells you
about these alternatives!
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In the course of which I was wrongly
fingered as the Lewisham Lecher.
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We wore the same kind of hat,
but nowhere near in the same place.
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Will you stop poking about with what
you don't understand?! I had a motor bike and that bit shouldn't be here.
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This isn't a bike! ..They're always
the same, they always know it all!
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Here.
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ENGINE STARTS
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You know I'm going to have to leave
the area now, don't you? I'll never live it down!
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Well, there it is, love.
Mr Walter Ridley's place.
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I'll have to leave you now, love.
Pearl will be down there.
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I hate saying goodbye. It's not
goodbye. I'll see you at the pub.
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You won't be long?
Mr Walter Ridley will pedal faster than he's ever pedalled in his life.
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Remember, Howard, I shall be
in the pub surrounded by other men.
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Or even faster!
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Oh, Howard!
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Oh, Marina!
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Do you think she recognised me? I
was more or less hidden behind you. I could have been almost anybody.
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WESLEY: He will! He'll go about
boasting about it everywhere!
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Only to a few selected friends.
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He wants to keep his mouth shut!
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If ever tha's stuck again, Wesley,
any little mechanical problem, just give us a shout. I knew it!
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TRULY: People won't believe him.
He's been tinkering with Nora Batty for years and getting nowhere.
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Tha can't get the parts!
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What a gentleman!
And not an oil stain in sight.
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Did you see the way
he raised his cap? He's from another planet!
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I know somebody who'll think he's
from another planet when I get him home. You were very restrained.
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You can't have
a real bust-up in public.
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Well, only in emergencies.
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Was there some trouble?
Never you mind. Oh, Mother!
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You needn't worry. He's
in good hands with Mr Walter Ridley.
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He'll come to no harm
with Mr Walter Ridley.
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Cheer up, Wesley. Look on
the bright side. With his reputation, they'll think he's lying anyway.
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It's such a humiliation.
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He needs something to take his mind
off it. ..He can buy the next round.
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It's not that much of a humiliation!
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How come everybody's tight round
here but me? You're always broke, so the effect's just the same.
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Nobody sensible throws money about!
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Throw it about?
They don't even pass it around here.
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Is that Auntie Wainwright?
Who's pushing the wardrobe?
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Maybe it's self-propelled. A great
boon for the dressy traveller.
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Promise me you'll shoot me
if you see me reaching for a wallet.
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Done. Especially if it's mine.
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Me mam would be so proud! Keeping
company with people with wallets!
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Right! We'll turn in here.
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How did you get over there?
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Where have you gone?!
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Oh! Before I offer it
on the open market, would any of you gentlemen...?
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ALL: NO!
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You have to admire people who know
their own minds. Makes them a damned nuisance as customers, but still...
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What are you doing with a wardrobe?
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Don't show any interest!
She'll get you!
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You don't expect furniture here.
You see what a service I run?
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How come Eli's pushing it?
He was passing the shop, I asked him for a hand.
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Course, it came as a surprise
when he realised it was out here.
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Over here, Eli!
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Good job you bought a mattress
as well!
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Life's so unfair.
I keep seeing people who remind me of the former Mrs Truelove. Marina?
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Not her. The one with the glasses.
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I was lucky there.
You certainly were! I'm only charging you �5 for that scratch!
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Norman Clegg, that was. Uh...uh...
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He remembers
what we once shared together.
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I'm trapped between blushing
and buying a wardrobe!
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Don't be shy, Norm! Who's shy?
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Now, that's shy.
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Oh, look! What a coincidence!
A public house!
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I expect you could murder a drink.
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I don't drink. I expect you could
murder something non-alcoholic!
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I don't GO into public houses.
Oh, dear!
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I expect you could murder
waiting out here while I nip inside to have a word with some friends.
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Is that him?
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Is that Mr Walter Ridley?
That's him.
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He looks like any other human being.
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I thought he'd have a halo this big.
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Bring him in. Let's have a closer
look at this fount of all virtues.
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He won't come in. He doesn't drink.
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What kind of a reckless way
of living is that? He doesn't visit public houses.
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Is tha sure it's his wife
that's dead and not him?
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Listen, I shouldn't be asking -
it's really none of my business -
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it's just a wild guess,
but have you seen a young lady?
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She's in the wardrobe.
In the wardrobe?!
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Ask him where Cleggy is.
Where is Clegg?
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Funny you should ask - he's in
the wardrobe. In the SAME wardrobe?!
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Has the all clear gone?
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We were just chatting
over old times, Howard. Norman Clegg and I were once trapped in a lift.
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A lift's one thing! But a wardrobe!
Nobody but the exceptionally careless gets trapped in a wardrobe.
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You wouldn't believe it, would you?
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There's nobody in an English pub
with spirit enough to buy a wardrobe.
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You can't tell me
the beer's as good as it used to be!
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Norman. Are you in there, Norman?
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You'll be all right, Norman.
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00:25:31,841 --> 00:25:35,481
Mabel used to lock me
in the wardrobe sometimes.
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The secret is to relax.
Never let 'em see you hate wardrobes.
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Tha keeps a clean bike.
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I like a clean bicycle.
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Tha don't drink. No.
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Tha don't go into pubs. No!
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Tha just stays at home
and cleans tha bike.
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Ah-ha.
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00:26:08,481 --> 00:26:11,961
I want to borrow Marina
for a minute.
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00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:18,681
What for? Don't interrupt, Howard.
I want to check if there's any life left in Mr Walter Ridley.
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00:26:18,681 --> 00:26:23,541
Check with somebody else! She's had
a nasty experience in a wardrobe!
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I wouldn't say nasty.
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00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:40,661
It's time they were home.
I hope they've not had an accident!
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00:26:40,661 --> 00:26:45,541
Mr Walter Ridley's too careful
to have accidents!
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He's with somebody
who might have an accident. I expect my idiot's had an accident.
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00:26:51,681 --> 00:26:56,061
I feel guilty. It was us
who persuaded him to go on the bike.
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I'm sure he'll be all right, Mother.
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SPANISH-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS
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Howard!
What's that woman doing here?
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She's with him - Mr Walter Ridley.
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00:27:35,141 --> 00:27:38,801
Tha wants to steer clear
of tearaways like that.
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Remember I'm always available -
sober, reliable, responsible.
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You never said he was Spanish.
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He didn't used to be Spanish!
Well, I think his legs are Spanish.
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I wonder if he's got a current visa
for legs like that.
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MUSIC ENDS
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Can I have this dance?
Oh, keep away!
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Subtitles by Sarah Aitken
and Mary Easton BBC - 1998
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