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(distant chattering)
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(phone ringing)
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(light acoustic guitar music)
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Man: You have a collect
call from an inmate
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at Hillsborough
correctional facility.
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This call may be monitored.
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To accept this call,
please press zero.
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If you do not..
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(phone beeping)
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- Frankie.
- Hey.
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Man: Frank, you're there?
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Frank: Hey, can you hear me?
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Man: Frankie, I can't
fucking hear you, be clear.
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Frank: It's just
real loud in here.
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Hold on a sec.
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Man: Jesus fucking Christ.
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Frank: Can you hear me now?
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Man: Yeah.
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How are you, do you
want us to come get you?
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Frank: No, listen,
I got my truck.
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I wanna head straight over
to the shop at five o'clock.
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Man: Shop, all right, yeah,
now we'll meet you there.
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Frank: Yeah, okay.
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How is Crystal doing?
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Man: She's good,
she made a pancake,
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she's watching
cartoons with Pack.
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Hey, daddy's coming home.
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(light acoustic guitar music)
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Stay, stay.
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Hey sweetie.
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How'd she do?
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Yeah, she did all right.
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You wanna go see daddy?
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Hey, Crystal, sweetie.
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Come on, come on.
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(Crystal sobbing)
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Okay, stay with her.
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(Crystal sobbing)
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I get it.
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It's okay, it's okay.
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Come on.
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(upbeat music)
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Brought to you by Sailor420
!!! Hope you enjoy the film !!!
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(upbeat dance music)
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? I'm better off now ?
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(camera shutter clicking)
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(laughing)
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? 'Cause your love
is like a poison ?
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? I'm better off now ?
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(knocking on door)
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All right, look, this morning-
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- This morning what?
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I should have fed the dog?
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I should have put
gas in the truck?
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Because I did all that shit.
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I know, I messed up.
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You shit all over Saturday
morning is what you did.
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You just completely destroyed
the love of the day,
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you left a fucking crater, like
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(imitating explosion)
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sadness.
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Look, I know that it's expensive
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and I know that we're poor, but-
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- We're not, we're
not, we're not poor.
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All right, fine.
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We're clinging to
the last branch
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of the lower middle
class, whatever.
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It's where I want to go.
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It's not just the money.
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Is it because the
school is closer to her?
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Yeah.
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All right, fine.
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I'll go to UNH Manchester,
five blocks away.
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But start compromising now
so it won't be such a shock
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when I'm a balding 49 year
old supermarket checkout girl
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with carpal fucking tunnel.
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All right, good,
then it's settled.
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Fuck you.
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You're not funny.
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All right, look.
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Just fucking do it, okay?
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I'll take out
loans and all that.
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All right?
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Just fucking do it.
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You know someday I'm gonna
make a lot of money, dad.
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You won't have to
work so hard, okay?
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Yeah, I don't mind
working hard, but thank you.
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So can you go now or?
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Oh, hold on a second.
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Let me ask you.
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Oh definitely, no, look
at this, it's disgusting.
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How did you know that's what
I was going to ask you about?
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How about you can put
on the shirt I bought you.
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(horn honking)
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Hey, do you mind if
I borrow that jacket
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if I ever get a date?
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(man burping)
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Fucking protein powder.
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- Hey!
- Wow, so gorgeous.
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Hey, it's nice to see you.
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Nice to see you.
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Look at your hair, it's nice.
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You want to give me a hit?
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Of what?
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Of what, of what?
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Frank's not even here, you're
not going to get in trouble.
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Yeah, you're good
out here I bet.
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Just one hit.
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Whoop whoop.
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(all laughing)
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Tell me where I can
get it, you know.
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Don't smoke.
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It's good.
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What's going on out here?
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- Hi Frankie.
- Nothing. Hey, Frank.
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Crystal, it's way too
cold, put something warmer on.
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I don't want you
out here like this.
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Why are you laughing?
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What'd you cook?
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Hey, hey, where are you going?
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(upbeat music)
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? Candles burning low ?
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? Lots of mistletoe ?
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I'm not burning no
sausages, not burning.
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I'm telling you right now.
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That's the protein
of the fucking meal.
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You don't burn the sausages.
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Hey, you guys take a look
at the Christmas tree yet?
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Fucking gorgeous.
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Perfect, that's good,
I love these sweet sausages.
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Hey, you want this fine wine?
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One legged duck
swim in a circle.
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- Circle.
- Crystal, I love that
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Christmas tree, it
looks beautiful.
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- This looks beautiful.
- Let's eat, I'm starving.
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Make a room, you want more?
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Yeah.
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This are delicious.
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That's a nice shirt, Frank.
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Thanks.
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They made that for men?
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Hey, I bought him that.
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Yeah, I like it.
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Old man don't smoke anymore.
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I got him to quit.
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Did you?
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Yeah, I posted photos of
rotten cancer infested lungs
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all over the house.
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Oh, maybe one night, we
don't fucking drink so much.
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Come on, Frank,
It's Christmas.
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You see how wound up he is,
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could you maybe
like take him out,
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and meet somebody or something.
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Like what, for his penis?
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Take it easy.
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All he wants to do is
be here or at his shop.
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It's true.
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Because every time I
go to a bar with you too
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you get wasted and
fucking start shit.
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And thus, you
never meet anybody.
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As far as meeting
somebody though,
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you did mean like
a female, right?
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Swaino, you know who you are?
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You're the guy who makes
one too many gay jokes.
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(all laughing)
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(laughing)
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You know what, I got nothing
but love for you tonight.
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'Cause we're having a
beautiful dinner at Frankie's.
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You're a good man, Packie.
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It's good, all of
us together, right?
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How's that school
search coming?
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Those college essays
turned out good, right?
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Yeah, thanks for your
help on those Packie.
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They turned out real well.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I don't know.
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What, what's the matter?
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No, nothing's wrong.
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Hey, what'd you
fucking say to her?
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I don't know, I'm sorry.
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Packie, what's going on?
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Hey, Chris.
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(Crystal sobbing)
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Hey, fuck this school.
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I was the same way, you know,
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you just kind of have to find
your own path to knowledge.
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Congratulations.
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It says you got in.
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Did I get in, did I get in?
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How's early acceptance
motherfuckers?
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(all cheering)
(upbeat music)
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- Oh, Crystal!
- Did you fucking know?
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Of course I know,
I'm paying for it.
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Hey!
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Of course he fucking knew!
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Oh.
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Hey, hey, hey, merry
fucking Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry fucking Christmas.
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UCLA
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You're smart.
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Los Angels could be a
dangerous place, trust me.
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You got to keep your
head on a swivel.
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You ain't been on
a fucking airplane.
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Not the point here.
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All right, you're right.
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So if a guy comes
at you with a knife.
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Yeah.
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You just pivot
your wrist like this.
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Oh.
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You've got to try to stab me.
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Well, an attacker is
not going to tell you
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he's gonna stab you.
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I'm just putting that out.
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Let's do it, you're right.
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You're right, I'm wrong.
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So then you pivot
the wrist like that.
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(grunting)
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I'm not playing anymore.
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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(grunting)
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Dad, can I have one cigarette?
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Thought you quit with me.
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It's just one.
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What about the cancer?
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Oh, shut up, Packie.
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Going to UCLA, she's
gonna cure cancer.
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Frankie, give her a cigarette.
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Give her one.
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- No.
- Just give her one.
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Fuck it.
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You know you owe me
after this morning.
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Packie: What
happened this morning?
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Got into an argument and he
punched a hole in the wall.
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Swaino: At least he didn't-
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- Hey Swaino, can I wear brown
boots with a black jacket?
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Once I get to see the boots.
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Why are you asking him?
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Once I start buying my clothes
from a fucking garbage can
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I'll ask you.
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(all laughing)
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Thank you, Sensei.
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Hey, so listen to me.
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So Karen's coming over
tonight to bring Crystal out.
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Oh my God.
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Tonight?
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Yeah.
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She's coming here?
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The fucking cunt
is back in town.
249
00:10:53,109 --> 00:10:54,444
Don't use that language
in front of crystal.
250
00:10:54,476 --> 00:10:54,877
What the fuck should
I call her then?
251
00:10:54,910 --> 00:10:56,712
Bitch, whore?
252
00:10:56,745 --> 00:10:58,514
What, I'm just trying
to help, skank?
253
00:10:58,548 --> 00:10:59,916
It's the mother of my child,
254
00:10:59,948 --> 00:11:01,317
can you show some
fucking respect?
255
00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:01,985
Swaino: She don't
fucking deserve respect.
256
00:11:02,019 --> 00:11:04,053
So do it for Crystal then.
257
00:11:04,086 --> 00:11:05,788
This is fucking
bullshit, Frankie.
258
00:11:05,822 --> 00:11:07,590
You should've told us.
259
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:10,594
(upbeat rock music)
260
00:11:15,063 --> 00:11:16,699
? I got your hair ?
261
00:11:16,732 --> 00:11:18,367
? Why don't you see ?
262
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,937
? So play it there ?
263
00:11:21,971 --> 00:11:23,005
Hey Frank, Frank,
264
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,576
don't look directly
into her eyes.
265
00:11:30,812 --> 00:11:32,983
Hey.
266
00:11:37,953 --> 00:11:38,954
Jesus Christ.
267
00:11:38,988 --> 00:11:39,789
How are you doing?
268
00:11:39,822 --> 00:11:40,856
How's things Frank?
269
00:11:41,591 --> 00:11:43,860
I'm actually pretty
good, actually.
270
00:11:45,427 --> 00:11:46,562
How long are you in town?
271
00:11:46,596 --> 00:11:48,899
I don't know, a couple
of days, we'll see.
272
00:11:49,899 --> 00:11:52,968
So, you still not drinking
and doing your push ups?
273
00:11:55,605 --> 00:11:57,005
You look good too.
274
00:11:57,038 --> 00:11:58,708
Oh, and I didn't
need to quit shit.
275
00:11:59,609 --> 00:12:00,576
How are you faggots doing?
276
00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:02,644
I'm doing good?
277
00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:03,846
Really?
278
00:12:03,879 --> 00:12:05,081
You act like I'm the
devil or something.
279
00:12:05,114 --> 00:12:07,117
Kind of fucking worse.
280
00:12:07,149 --> 00:12:07,983
(laughing)
281
00:12:08,017 --> 00:12:08,918
Ma.
282
00:12:08,951 --> 00:12:10,986
Oh, look at you.
283
00:12:11,019 --> 00:12:12,755
Oh my God.
284
00:12:12,788 --> 00:12:14,490
You're goddamn gorgeous.
285
00:12:14,524 --> 00:12:17,025
Look at this hair,
oh my God, it grew.
286
00:12:17,058 --> 00:12:18,894
It's been a year, Karen.
287
00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:20,830
Okay, thank you.
288
00:12:20,863 --> 00:12:22,699
We've got some catching
up to do, don't we?
289
00:12:22,731 --> 00:12:24,867
Tonight is your night, I'm
gonna spoil you so bad.
290
00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,902
You've got fake tits, Karen.
291
00:12:26,936 --> 00:12:28,437
I know they look
good, don't they?
292
00:12:28,471 --> 00:12:29,972
No, it's just this
bra that I'm wearing.
293
00:12:30,005 --> 00:12:30,973
Did you want to see them?
294
00:12:31,006 --> 00:12:31,840
Ma.
295
00:12:31,874 --> 00:12:33,543
Okay.
296
00:12:33,576 --> 00:12:34,911
Okay, well, like show
him, like you miss them,
297
00:12:34,943 --> 00:12:35,812
like you want to peek.
298
00:12:38,581 --> 00:12:41,017
Hey, remember when we were all
friends before I grew tits.
299
00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:43,886
All right, well this was fun.
300
00:12:43,919 --> 00:12:45,854
Anyway, do you want to go
shopping for Christmas?
301
00:12:45,888 --> 00:12:49,125
Yeah, oh, I want to hear about
everything about the boys.
302
00:12:49,158 --> 00:12:50,627
I want to hear where
you like to go.
303
00:12:50,659 --> 00:12:51,693
I want to get everything,
304
00:12:51,726 --> 00:12:52,562
- okay?
- Yeah.
305
00:12:59,235 --> 00:13:02,471
(engine revving)
306
00:13:03,206 --> 00:13:06,042
Let's get him the
fuck out of here.
307
00:13:06,075 --> 00:13:08,745
Hey Frank, let's go get
a drink somewhere, huh?
308
00:13:08,778 --> 00:13:10,447
- Come on, Frankie.
- Come on.
309
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,715
We'll have fun,
you'll have a seltzer.
310
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:13,750
Let's go.
311
00:13:13,783 --> 00:13:14,884
All right, fine.
312
00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:17,653
Yeah, that's what I'm talking
about Frankie, let's go.
313
00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:20,123
(upbeat music)
314
00:13:26,629 --> 00:13:28,865
All right, enough with
the fucking talk, okay?
315
00:13:28,898 --> 00:13:31,567
(upbeat music)
316
00:13:34,803 --> 00:13:37,073
To Crystal.
317
00:13:37,105 --> 00:13:38,942
Who knew that
accidental orgasm
318
00:13:38,975 --> 00:13:41,177
in a Hampton Beach bathroom
would go to fucking college?
319
00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:42,745
If you only pulled
out that night
320
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,080
your whole fucking
life, your whole life
321
00:13:44,113 --> 00:13:44,914
would have been different.
322
00:13:44,947 --> 00:13:45,914
Okay, enough.
323
00:13:45,947 --> 00:13:46,915
Fucking college.
324
00:13:46,948 --> 00:13:49,084
I'm so proud of us, man.
325
00:13:49,118 --> 00:13:50,753
Us, the fuck you ever do?
326
00:13:50,785 --> 00:13:52,254
I did a lot back in the day.
327
00:13:52,288 --> 00:13:54,791
Bullshit, you ever
change a diaper?
328
00:13:54,823 --> 00:13:55,824
You?
329
00:13:55,857 --> 00:13:56,958
What?
330
00:13:56,993 --> 00:13:59,028
I've been changing diapers
since I was nine years old.
331
00:13:59,061 --> 00:14:01,230
My sisters have babies
coming out of their asses.
332
00:14:01,264 --> 00:14:02,798
I love babies.
333
00:14:02,831 --> 00:14:04,668
Everybody fucking
knows this about me.
334
00:14:08,004 --> 00:14:10,572
Look at the blonde at the bar.
335
00:14:10,605 --> 00:14:12,008
Shit, her tits are perfect.
336
00:14:12,841 --> 00:14:14,009
I think it's C-cup.
337
00:14:14,043 --> 00:14:15,110
She's all right.
338
00:14:15,144 --> 00:14:18,847
(phone ringing)
339
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:19,815
You okay?
340
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,118
I'm at McGarvey's.
341
00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:25,087
Of course, yeah,
okay, I'm headed out.
342
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,255
All right, I'll be right there.
343
00:14:26,288 --> 00:14:27,223
Is she okay, Frank?
344
00:14:27,256 --> 00:14:30,292
Yeah, she's fine, she
just needs something.
345
00:14:30,326 --> 00:14:33,162
Hey, I tell you
my cough drop thing?
346
00:14:33,195 --> 00:14:38,001
I go up to a girl and
I just start coughing.
347
00:14:38,801 --> 00:14:40,136
Are you listening?
348
00:14:41,003 --> 00:14:43,172
I go up to a girl
and I start coughing
349
00:14:43,205 --> 00:14:44,807
and she gives me a cough drop.
350
00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:48,812
Wait, we hitting on girls?
351
00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:00,856
Sorry.
352
00:15:00,889 --> 00:15:01,725
For what?
353
00:15:03,192 --> 00:15:04,826
I was just kind of staring.
354
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,162
Stare all you fucking want.
355
00:15:06,195 --> 00:15:07,730
I do Pilates.
356
00:15:10,765 --> 00:15:11,199
Got a light?
357
00:15:11,232 --> 00:15:13,202
Yeah, I do.
358
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,943
You're a hero.
359
00:15:21,844 --> 00:15:23,680
And I don't even smoke
anymore, I just carry a lighter,
360
00:15:23,712 --> 00:15:25,213
it's like a habit.
361
00:15:25,246 --> 00:15:26,048
It's kind of, it's weird.
362
00:15:26,081 --> 00:15:27,182
It's a great story.
363
00:15:29,351 --> 00:15:30,185
Are you fucking with me?
364
00:15:30,219 --> 00:15:31,321
A little bit, yeah.
365
00:15:32,388 --> 00:15:33,889
I'm a Ducati guy.
366
00:15:33,923 --> 00:15:35,091
My partner's a Ducati guy.
367
00:15:35,124 --> 00:15:37,060
You should see my
Ducati, try to explain
368
00:15:37,092 --> 00:15:38,227
to this gentleman,
I say to him, look,
369
00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:42,064
Ducati is constantly fine
tuning engines for performance.
370
00:15:42,097 --> 00:15:43,231
You can't compare it.
371
00:15:43,264 --> 00:15:45,768
It's like a donkey
with a Jaguar, right?
372
00:15:45,801 --> 00:15:48,204
Seriously, nobody got
a fucking cough drop?
373
00:15:48,236 --> 00:15:50,772
This guy, you know, he's
sitting there, he's like,
374
00:15:50,806 --> 00:15:53,376
you know, he's like a fucking
weekend warrior, right?
375
00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:55,611
Running around like you're
Sonny fucking Barger.
376
00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:58,313
Meanwhile, he's probably a
dental hygienist from Derry.
377
00:15:58,346 --> 00:16:00,716
(all laughing)
378
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,217
That guy was
like 70 years old.
379
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,953
Hey look, it's a leprechaun.
380
00:16:04,888 --> 00:16:07,990
Not so good at this whole
flirting thing, are you?
381
00:16:08,024 --> 00:16:08,924
No.
382
00:16:08,957 --> 00:16:09,992
I'm Dottie.
383
00:16:10,592 --> 00:16:12,861
Oh, nice to meet you, Dottie.
384
00:16:12,894 --> 00:16:13,862
I'm Frank.
385
00:16:21,003 --> 00:16:23,139
- Who's this?
- It's my daughter.
386
00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:24,074
- Hey.
- Hey.
387
00:16:25,774 --> 00:16:27,143
Crystal: Hey, can I
borrow your credit card?
388
00:16:27,176 --> 00:16:29,078
She really is your daughter.
389
00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:30,646
She doesn't have a card?
390
00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:32,948
She maxed it out
shopping for me.
391
00:16:32,981 --> 00:16:34,951
Can I get one of those?
392
00:16:34,984 --> 00:16:35,819
Thanks.
393
00:16:38,988 --> 00:16:40,289
Who carries a light
if he doesn't smoke?
394
00:16:40,322 --> 00:16:41,390
Real fun time this guy.
395
00:16:41,423 --> 00:16:43,793
Huh, you don't
know the half of it.
396
00:16:59,107 --> 00:16:59,941
Oh, hello.
397
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,110
Hello.
398
00:17:01,143 --> 00:17:02,177
Sorry.
399
00:17:02,211 --> 00:17:03,379
Who the fuck are you?
400
00:17:03,412 --> 00:17:06,082
Yeah, I'm just going to go
over there, wait for my Uber.
401
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:10,286
Oh, Uber, fancy.
402
00:17:10,318 --> 00:17:11,721
Hey Ma, you want to
just wait in the car,
403
00:17:11,753 --> 00:17:13,155
I'm talking to dad for a bit.
404
00:17:13,189 --> 00:17:15,091
Hey just go stay warm.
405
00:17:15,124 --> 00:17:17,360
I'm gonna go pee-pee.
406
00:17:22,163 --> 00:17:23,732
She's fucking wasted.
407
00:17:23,766 --> 00:17:25,735
Yeah, well, she
hasn't eaten yet.
408
00:17:25,768 --> 00:17:27,170
And I'm driving so,
409
00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:30,206
I already know what
you're going to say.
410
00:17:30,239 --> 00:17:32,442
You're gonna tell me that
she doesn't respect me
411
00:17:32,474 --> 00:17:34,076
and that I deserve better.
412
00:17:35,478 --> 00:17:38,381
And you know what, you're right.
413
00:17:39,981 --> 00:17:41,350
But she's still my mother
414
00:17:42,151 --> 00:17:44,688
and I haven't seen
her in a long time.
415
00:17:45,954 --> 00:17:48,724
I just want to
have dinner, okay?
416
00:17:53,194 --> 00:17:55,230
Let me see that.
417
00:18:04,405 --> 00:18:06,241
Don't let her walk away with it.
418
00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:09,846
Oh, I love you, dad.
419
00:18:16,184 --> 00:18:18,754
- Hey.
- Yeah.
420
00:18:18,788 --> 00:18:20,823
You're gonna give my
dad your number or what?
421
00:18:20,855 --> 00:18:21,490
Yeah.
422
00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:25,193
There you go.
423
00:18:25,227 --> 00:18:26,461
Yeah, thanks.
424
00:18:26,494 --> 00:18:28,196
He takes a shot,
you know, I parry it,
425
00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:30,333
I turn over a hot right
hand and pop, pop, pop.
426
00:18:30,365 --> 00:18:32,100
I dropped the fucker, right?
427
00:18:32,134 --> 00:18:33,870
Why do you always gotta
make shit up to sound cool,
428
00:18:33,903 --> 00:18:36,239
Swaino, he didn't hit the dude.
429
00:18:36,271 --> 00:18:38,240
How'd you get caught jerking
off in your cousin's panties?
430
00:18:38,273 --> 00:18:39,307
Excuse us.
431
00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:41,042
Point being-
432
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,778
- Why you sleep with a He-Man
doll until you were 13?
433
00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:45,413
Why do you still live
in your granny's basement?
434
00:18:45,446 --> 00:18:47,983
When we're in the fifth
grade, we had a sleep over
435
00:18:48,017 --> 00:18:50,519
in Frank's backyard,
Swaino called his parents
436
00:18:50,553 --> 00:18:52,288
at two in the morning
because he pissed
437
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,522
his fucking tightey whiteys.
438
00:18:53,556 --> 00:18:55,091
(glass shattering)
439
00:18:55,124 --> 00:18:56,558
(all murmuring)
440
00:18:56,592 --> 00:19:00,062
So his father shows up
says he pees as always,
441
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,998
he called him a pussy
and slaps Swaino
442
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:05,801
across the face and Swaino,
he cried like a little bitch.
443
00:19:07,303 --> 00:19:09,272
Man: Dude, he just
bitch slapped that guy.
444
00:19:09,305 --> 00:19:11,541
(all laughing)
445
00:19:11,574 --> 00:19:12,976
You all right?
446
00:19:17,078 --> 00:19:18,114
All right.
447
00:19:19,381 --> 00:19:20,950
Packie, listen.
448
00:19:22,151 --> 00:19:23,286
Packie, listen.
449
00:19:23,318 --> 00:19:25,187
(whispering)
450
00:19:25,221 --> 00:19:26,556
I'm sorry.
451
00:19:26,588 --> 00:19:28,456
(whispering)
452
00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:30,425
(all laughing)
453
00:19:30,459 --> 00:19:32,260
Man: Take it outside please.
454
00:19:32,294 --> 00:19:34,096
What the fuck are
you laughing at?
455
00:19:34,128 --> 00:19:35,463
Hurt your
girlfriends feelings?
456
00:19:35,497 --> 00:19:36,532
Hey why don't you mind
your own fucking business?
457
00:19:36,565 --> 00:19:38,267
Shut the fuck up.
458
00:19:38,299 --> 00:19:38,967
Why don't you mind
your own fucking business
459
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,068
before you get fucking slapped,
460
00:19:40,102 --> 00:19:42,271
you're next, you fucking
string bean motherfucker,
461
00:19:42,304 --> 00:19:43,840
what's the problem?
462
00:19:43,873 --> 00:19:44,807
What about you with
these fucking shoes.
463
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,442
Where the fuck did you
get these from, faggot?
464
00:19:46,474 --> 00:19:47,409
That's homophobic.
465
00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:48,376
Where'd I get the shoes?
466
00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:49,511
Man: Yeah.
467
00:19:49,545 --> 00:19:50,580
I don't know, maybe same
place I fucked your mother,
468
00:19:50,613 --> 00:19:51,480
how about that?
469
00:19:51,512 --> 00:19:52,548
I'm right fucking here.
470
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:54,349
Stop fucking looking at me.
471
00:19:54,383 --> 00:19:56,485
You wanna fuck me or
you wanna fight me?
472
00:19:56,518 --> 00:19:58,321
I'm right the fuck here.
473
00:19:58,354 --> 00:19:59,889
Don't touch me.
474
00:19:59,922 --> 00:20:02,357
(all shouting)
475
00:20:08,196 --> 00:20:10,165
I swear to God, I'll
knock your fucking ass out.
476
00:20:10,199 --> 00:20:11,067
Hey, hey!
477
00:20:11,099 --> 00:20:12,300
Stop it.
478
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:15,137
Fucking stop it,
back the fuck off.
479
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,073
Now my fucking boy's
here, motherfuckers.
480
00:20:17,105 --> 00:20:18,540
Listen, Crystal's
here and I don't want
481
00:20:18,574 --> 00:20:19,942
to get into this shit right now.
482
00:20:19,974 --> 00:20:20,909
Let's go.
483
00:20:20,942 --> 00:20:23,511
All right man, just settle down.
484
00:20:23,545 --> 00:20:25,114
Don't fucking touch me,
bitch, that's my boyfriend.
485
00:20:25,146 --> 00:20:28,384
No, that's my
fucking husband, bitch.
486
00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:29,618
Fuck you, bitch.
487
00:20:29,652 --> 00:20:35,024
(all shouting)
(upbeat music)
488
00:20:42,664 --> 00:20:45,367
(man screaming)
489
00:20:47,135 --> 00:20:48,537
(grunting)
490
00:20:48,569 --> 00:20:50,272
Kick his ass
Frank, whoop his ass.
491
00:20:50,306 --> 00:20:53,509
Fuck him up, hit him.
492
00:20:53,541 --> 00:20:56,211
(all shouting)
493
00:21:01,349 --> 00:21:02,284
Hey Frank,
494
00:21:03,685 --> 00:21:06,154
Frankie enough.
495
00:21:06,188 --> 00:21:07,556
Frank.
496
00:21:07,588 --> 00:21:09,524
Frank, you're gonna
kill him, Frankie.
497
00:21:09,557 --> 00:21:10,657
Daddy stop!
498
00:21:10,659 --> 00:21:13,162
(tense music)
499
00:21:16,265 --> 00:21:17,100
Crystal.
500
00:21:27,409 --> 00:21:28,010
Swaino: Come on,
Frankie, let's go.
501
00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:29,945
Don't fucking touch me.
502
00:21:31,046 --> 00:21:32,548
I fucking knew this
was gonna happen.
503
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:34,349
Hey, hey, hey, Frankie.
504
00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:38,487
You stay away from me and
you stay away from my family.
505
00:21:40,588 --> 00:21:44,159
I don't want to see again I
don't want to ever fucking
506
00:21:44,192 --> 00:21:45,493
see you again.
507
00:21:45,527 --> 00:21:48,230
(siren blaring)
508
00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:55,137
Come on, we gotta go.
509
00:22:00,442 --> 00:22:03,613
(dramatic piano music)
510
00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:11,721
(phone chiming)
511
00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:39,014
(phone chiming)
512
00:22:51,826 --> 00:22:55,664
(light acoustic guitar music)
513
00:22:56,664 --> 00:22:59,501
? Times are changing, you bet ?
514
00:22:59,535 --> 00:23:01,804
? Seems the older I get ?
515
00:23:01,836 --> 00:23:02,637
(whistling)
516
00:23:02,671 --> 00:23:03,639
Come on.
517
00:23:03,672 --> 00:23:05,106
? The less I seem to fit ?
518
00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:09,578
? In a young person's world ?
519
00:23:09,611 --> 00:23:12,648
? And the higher I climb ?
520
00:23:12,681 --> 00:23:15,518
? The more I see design ?
521
00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:18,354
? How they keep
us all confined ?
522
00:23:18,386 --> 00:23:22,290
? Robbing oyster
of their pearls ?
523
00:23:22,324 --> 00:23:25,394
? I am the outsider ?
524
00:23:25,426 --> 00:23:27,796
? A horse with no rider ?
525
00:23:27,829 --> 00:23:33,201
? I am a fighter when
the darkest day is done ?
526
00:23:34,702 --> 00:23:37,705
? And I am the survivor ?
527
00:23:37,739 --> 00:23:38,807
? Not a lay down and die-er ?
528
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,775
You got another
text from Frank.
529
00:23:40,808 --> 00:23:42,711
Again, fuck him.
530
00:23:42,743 --> 00:23:45,080
I think it's sad, they've
been friends forever.
531
00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:50,151
What's the text say?
532
00:23:50,184 --> 00:23:52,821
? Not a day was
missed because ?
533
00:23:52,855 --> 00:23:56,425
? Everyone's forgotten ?
534
00:23:57,492 --> 00:23:58,528
Jesus.
535
00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:00,462
Jesus Christ.
536
00:24:01,529 --> 00:24:03,865
I'm coming, Frankie.
537
00:24:03,898 --> 00:24:05,700
He wants you to
come by tonight.
538
00:24:05,733 --> 00:24:07,535
He's hiring strippers
as an apology.
539
00:24:07,568 --> 00:24:10,138
Frank Romanowski is
hiring strippers, fuck him.
540
00:24:10,172 --> 00:24:11,307
He's extending an
olive branch here.
541
00:24:11,339 --> 00:24:13,576
Judy: It's a fucking
sexist olive branch.
542
00:24:13,608 --> 00:24:14,776
Suck a tiny dick, Judy.
543
00:24:14,809 --> 00:24:17,745
If you don't know how important
this is to our baby brother-
544
00:24:17,778 --> 00:24:18,413
- What if I don't want to go?
545
00:24:18,446 --> 00:24:20,648
Stop being a fucking pussy.
546
00:24:20,682 --> 00:24:24,854
? My darkest day is done ?
547
00:24:24,886 --> 00:24:27,623
? I am a survivor ?
548
00:24:27,655 --> 00:24:30,392
? Not a lay down and die-er ?
549
00:24:30,424 --> 00:24:33,294
? A long distance driver ?
550
00:24:33,327 --> 00:24:35,564
? And I will overcome ?
551
00:24:35,596 --> 00:24:38,201
? Yes, I will ?
552
00:24:44,772 --> 00:24:47,442
(bell ringing)
553
00:25:23,444 --> 00:25:24,480
Frankie.
554
00:25:27,281 --> 00:25:28,317
Frankie.
555
00:25:38,759 --> 00:25:40,796
Okay, just let it out.
556
00:25:41,797 --> 00:25:45,800
All right, your brain, your
lungs, what stage is it?
557
00:25:45,834 --> 00:25:46,869
Does that hurt?
558
00:25:47,970 --> 00:25:49,805
Does your dick still work?
559
00:25:49,837 --> 00:25:50,873
I don't have cancer.
560
00:25:52,007 --> 00:25:52,875
What the fuck?
561
00:25:53,875 --> 00:25:56,744
So are you mad at me
for not having cancer?
562
00:25:56,778 --> 00:26:00,915
I, you know my cousin Larry
died from fucking lymphoma.
563
00:26:00,949 --> 00:26:03,485
Hey, where'd you get your TV?
564
00:26:03,518 --> 00:26:04,553
Costco.
565
00:26:04,586 --> 00:26:05,653
How much was it?
566
00:26:05,686 --> 00:26:07,522
I don't remember.
567
00:26:07,556 --> 00:26:09,225
It's nice.
568
00:26:09,258 --> 00:26:12,294
Oh Jesus Christ, we haven't
seen each other in months
569
00:26:12,326 --> 00:26:14,596
and the first thing you
do is fucking lie to me.
570
00:26:14,630 --> 00:26:17,833
All right, look,
you're to promise me
571
00:26:17,865 --> 00:26:19,535
you're not going to freak out.
572
00:26:19,567 --> 00:26:20,603
What?
573
00:26:22,037 --> 00:26:23,338
Swaino's coming over.
574
00:26:26,642 --> 00:26:28,009
Here?
575
00:26:28,042 --> 00:26:28,644
No, he's going to
the Stop & Shop
576
00:26:28,676 --> 00:26:30,411
to buy a fucking sandwich.
577
00:26:30,444 --> 00:26:31,246
Of course, here.
578
00:26:32,413 --> 00:26:33,848
I don't want to
see that asshole.
579
00:26:33,882 --> 00:26:35,750
Because he slapped you?
580
00:26:35,784 --> 00:26:37,853
A slap is insult and
it's not the first time
581
00:26:37,885 --> 00:26:39,788
in our history that
happened either.
582
00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:40,855
It's like the 11th time.
583
00:26:40,888 --> 00:26:41,689
Okay, come on.
584
00:26:41,722 --> 00:26:43,558
No, you come on.
585
00:26:43,592 --> 00:26:44,860
You should be mad
at me and not him.
586
00:26:44,893 --> 00:26:47,462
No, I'm mad at the
both of you, Frank.
587
00:26:47,496 --> 00:26:49,698
Three months, nobody
fucking calls me,
588
00:26:49,730 --> 00:26:51,267
I'm wasting away.
589
00:26:51,299 --> 00:26:53,935
Okay, so you're gonna
ride this shitty BMX by him
590
00:26:53,969 --> 00:26:55,837
and give him ammunition
to bust your balls
591
00:26:55,871 --> 00:26:57,673
for the next hundred
fucking years.
592
00:27:04,613 --> 00:27:05,748
Is that what you want?
593
00:27:09,917 --> 00:27:10,952
Hey.
594
00:27:13,087 --> 00:27:16,057
Packie, hey, Packie,
that's the closet.
595
00:27:16,090 --> 00:27:18,793
Packie: No shit, I
know it's the closet
596
00:27:21,762 --> 00:27:24,567
(engine revving)
597
00:27:37,746 --> 00:27:38,980
How are you doing, man?
598
00:27:39,013 --> 00:27:41,750
It's really good to
finally (engine revving)
599
00:27:41,782 --> 00:27:42,950
good to see you.
600
00:27:42,983 --> 00:27:47,022
I'm sorry, I just, I can't
quite make out what you saying.
601
00:27:48,656 --> 00:27:52,595
It's good to (engine revving)
602
00:27:56,631 --> 00:27:58,934
(laughing)
603
00:27:58,967 --> 00:27:59,802
Fuck this.
604
00:28:01,936 --> 00:28:02,771
Fuck you.
605
00:28:30,164 --> 00:28:34,703
Aw, yeah.
606
00:28:40,709 --> 00:28:41,710
You seem a little bit tense.
607
00:28:41,742 --> 00:28:43,010
It's work shit.
608
00:28:43,044 --> 00:28:44,847
- Yeah?
- How are you doing?
609
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,817
Got blown an hour ago.
610
00:28:49,651 --> 00:28:50,820
Where's my guy?
611
00:28:51,619 --> 00:28:52,987
Where's my guy?
612
00:28:53,888 --> 00:28:56,724
Oh, oh, could you be here?
613
00:28:56,758 --> 00:28:57,960
Could you be here?
614
00:28:59,493 --> 00:29:00,795
There's my guy.
615
00:29:00,828 --> 00:29:02,798
There's my baby boy.
616
00:29:03,698 --> 00:29:05,601
Look at my baby boy.
617
00:29:06,167 --> 00:29:07,001
Oh!
618
00:29:09,570 --> 00:29:10,772
Who's my guy?
619
00:29:11,673 --> 00:29:12,842
Oh yes, oh yes.
620
00:29:13,741 --> 00:29:15,911
Who's my sexy man?
621
00:29:15,943 --> 00:29:18,846
Did I miss you so fucking much?
622
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,549
God, I missed this man.
623
00:29:21,715 --> 00:29:22,850
You got a new TV, huh?
624
00:29:22,884 --> 00:29:24,019
I did.
625
00:29:24,051 --> 00:29:27,055
Yeah, mine's bigger,
but that's good.
626
00:29:28,656 --> 00:29:30,024
(metal clanging)
627
00:29:30,057 --> 00:29:31,192
What the fuck was that?
628
00:29:31,226 --> 00:29:33,862
(clattering)
629
00:29:33,894 --> 00:29:34,896
What's that?
630
00:29:55,217 --> 00:29:56,919
So you got a chihuahua?
631
00:29:56,951 --> 00:29:58,653
Hardy har.
632
00:29:58,686 --> 00:30:01,055
Surprised, you
spent all that money
633
00:30:01,088 --> 00:30:03,759
on a designer Mexican toy breed.
634
00:30:03,791 --> 00:30:05,894
If I'm a Chihuahua then
you're a fucking Corgi.
635
00:30:05,926 --> 00:30:07,896
Was that a fucking
burn, Packie?
636
00:30:08,830 --> 00:30:10,898
You see, you got to one
up me with a smaller dog.
637
00:30:10,932 --> 00:30:12,468
A Corgi is a smaller dog.
638
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:13,868
A Corgi's practically
regular size dog.
639
00:30:13,902 --> 00:30:15,971
They just got wicked short legs.
640
00:30:16,003 --> 00:30:18,840
Should have said like
a Yorkshire Terrier.
641
00:30:18,874 --> 00:30:20,909
A Yorkshire aint smaller than
a Chihuahua, I should know,
642
00:30:20,942 --> 00:30:22,912
me and my Grammy
used to have one.
643
00:30:23,578 --> 00:30:25,847
What do you mean,
fucking Falcor?
644
00:30:26,682 --> 00:30:29,084
That maniac was a fucking
Maltese and it was a mix.
645
00:30:29,116 --> 00:30:30,051
- He was not.
- He had white
646
00:30:30,085 --> 00:30:31,252
fucking fur and Jesus, Packie.
647
00:30:31,286 --> 00:30:34,690
Trading barbs with you is like
throwing rocks at a retard.
648
00:30:34,722 --> 00:30:37,960
Hey, he knows my uncle Gary
has fucking down syndrome.
649
00:30:37,992 --> 00:30:39,028
You're right.
650
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,496
Should've said
trading barbs with you
651
00:30:41,529 --> 00:30:43,699
was like throwing rocks
at your uncle Gary.
652
00:30:43,731 --> 00:30:45,666
Knock it off,
Swaino, knock it off.
653
00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:46,334
Ain't knockin' shit off.
654
00:30:46,367 --> 00:30:48,002
Fuck this fucking Leprechaun.
655
00:30:48,036 --> 00:30:50,806
As an Irish American, I
fucking take offense to that.
656
00:30:50,838 --> 00:30:52,707
What does that even
fucking mean I'm half Irish.
657
00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:54,710
Exactly, you're
a fucking traitor
658
00:30:56,644 --> 00:30:58,012
You're magically delicious.
659
00:30:58,046 --> 00:30:59,181
All right, all
right, all right.
660
00:30:59,213 --> 00:31:01,082
Knock it the fuck off, okay?
661
00:31:01,115 --> 00:31:01,983
Come here, come here.
662
00:31:03,151 --> 00:31:06,587
Can't let 30 years of history
go down the fucking toilet
663
00:31:06,621 --> 00:31:08,524
over some fucking bullshit.
664
00:31:09,458 --> 00:31:11,026
What the fuck are you
talking about, Frank,
665
00:31:11,058 --> 00:31:12,260
you're the one that
said you were done.
666
00:31:12,294 --> 00:31:13,961
Yeah, Frank.
667
00:31:13,994 --> 00:31:16,564
I know, and I was wrong.
668
00:31:16,597 --> 00:31:17,199
All right?
669
00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:20,669
Okay.
670
00:31:24,071 --> 00:31:25,807
Yeah, let's do it.
671
00:31:26,641 --> 00:31:28,009
(Swaino clapping)
672
00:31:28,042 --> 00:31:29,043
How are we doing this?
673
00:31:29,076 --> 00:31:30,612
What time do they get here?
674
00:31:30,644 --> 00:31:32,013
Who, who's getting here?
675
00:31:32,047 --> 00:31:33,315
The strippers.
676
00:31:33,347 --> 00:31:35,182
What strippers?
677
00:31:35,215 --> 00:31:35,883
What do you mean
what strippers,
678
00:31:35,916 --> 00:31:36,984
Frank fucking ordered strippers.
679
00:31:37,018 --> 00:31:37,685
How are we doing this?
680
00:31:37,719 --> 00:31:39,020
Frank, you ordered strippers?
681
00:31:40,622 --> 00:31:41,789
There's no strippers coming.
682
00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:47,596
What do you mean there's
no strippers coming?
683
00:31:47,628 --> 00:31:49,865
I stopped, I got 30 fucking
dollars in singles here.
684
00:31:49,897 --> 00:31:51,567
Packie: You lied
to him too, Frank?
685
00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:54,235
The hell is going
on here, Frank?
686
00:31:54,269 --> 00:31:56,637
I got fucking plans tonight,
I got fucking friends.
687
00:31:56,671 --> 00:31:57,838
We ain't friends?
688
00:31:57,872 --> 00:31:59,207
No, I mean like adult friends,
689
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,208
not fucking childhood friends.
690
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,609
We're adults, we're adults.
691
00:32:01,643 --> 00:32:03,010
You're in your 40s, Packie.
692
00:32:03,044 --> 00:32:04,846
What is that?
693
00:32:04,878 --> 00:32:06,981
That's like nursery school
age for leprechauns, right?
694
00:32:07,015 --> 00:32:09,884
(all shouting)
695
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,323
(Packie grunting)
696
00:32:17,092 --> 00:32:18,193
Get off me.
697
00:32:40,015 --> 00:32:41,984
(Frank coughing)
698
00:32:42,017 --> 00:32:43,852
When did you start
drinking again?
699
00:32:43,884 --> 00:32:44,920
Today.
700
00:32:46,421 --> 00:32:47,288
Why?
701
00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:51,926
- Packie: I'm sick and tired-
- 'Cause I'm just curious.
702
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,028
I have feelings.
703
00:32:53,060 --> 00:32:54,895
I come from a long line
of proud Irish immigrants.
704
00:32:54,929 --> 00:32:56,832
My people have been
oppressed by white people
705
00:32:56,865 --> 00:32:59,067
for far too long to be
putting up with this
706
00:32:59,099 --> 00:33:00,267
and marginalized.
707
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:02,236
But you fuckers that
I call my friends.
708
00:33:02,269 --> 00:33:04,772
Made fun of and fucking
laugh, what, what?
709
00:33:05,773 --> 00:33:07,675
(all laughing)
710
00:33:07,709 --> 00:33:09,076
Don't fucking laugh.
711
00:33:09,109 --> 00:33:10,378
Listen to you.
712
00:33:10,412 --> 00:33:11,980
You're right, you're
right, you're right.
713
00:33:12,012 --> 00:33:12,947
I know I'm right.
714
00:33:14,415 --> 00:33:15,317
Hey, hey.
715
00:33:17,786 --> 00:33:18,821
Hey,
716
00:33:21,288 --> 00:33:22,290
you okay?
717
00:33:29,130 --> 00:33:31,099
Yeah, I'm okay, yeah.
718
00:33:31,132 --> 00:33:32,968
- You good?
- Yeah.
719
00:33:34,001 --> 00:33:35,436
All right, listen.
720
00:33:35,470 --> 00:33:39,040
I got steaks, I got
booze, I got beer.
721
00:33:39,074 --> 00:33:42,076
The fight on Pay-Per-View,
we are hanging out tonight.
722
00:33:44,445 --> 00:33:45,279
You in?
723
00:33:52,353 --> 00:33:54,123
Yeah, I'll watch a fight.
724
00:33:55,155 --> 00:33:56,424
Me too, I can do it.
725
00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:58,427
Me too, I'll stay for the fight.
726
00:33:58,460 --> 00:34:01,430
Hey, I got a surprise
for you pussies.
727
00:34:07,902 --> 00:34:09,737
What the fuck, bro?
728
00:34:09,771 --> 00:34:12,140
That's the holy
grail right there.
729
00:34:12,172 --> 00:34:13,140
Ah!
730
00:34:13,173 --> 00:34:15,342
He's right there he's
got fight, fight, fight.
731
00:34:15,376 --> 00:34:17,079
Choke that motherfucker out.
732
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,849
I fucking can't
fucking look at it.
733
00:34:21,382 --> 00:34:22,451
Hey Frank.
734
00:34:22,483 --> 00:34:23,918
Hey, to friendship.
735
00:34:23,952 --> 00:34:24,986
- Hey.
- Frank.
736
00:34:25,018 --> 00:34:25,920
Right?
737
00:34:25,954 --> 00:34:27,422
Thank you Frank.
738
00:34:27,454 --> 00:34:30,192
Packie: Aw, God
is that fucking good.
739
00:34:30,992 --> 00:34:33,161
Swaino: How's
your grandma doing?
740
00:34:33,193 --> 00:34:34,896
Oh, she's amazing.
741
00:34:34,929 --> 00:34:36,331
How the fuck old
is she now anyway?
742
00:34:36,364 --> 00:34:38,166
99, can you believe it?
743
00:34:38,934 --> 00:34:40,502
Remember the
time in third grade
744
00:34:40,534 --> 00:34:42,103
when we all seen her a bush.
745
00:34:42,137 --> 00:34:44,072
(laughing)
746
00:34:44,105 --> 00:34:44,706
Remember that?
747
00:34:44,739 --> 00:34:46,374
We come walking downstairs,
748
00:34:46,407 --> 00:34:48,477
she's cooking flap
jacks, she turns around,
749
00:34:48,510 --> 00:34:50,378
what do you know,
Frankie, no pants.
750
00:34:50,411 --> 00:34:52,313
You know that's the
first real bush I ever saw.
751
00:34:52,347 --> 00:34:54,449
Why the fuck you always
got to bring that up?
752
00:34:54,481 --> 00:34:56,751
Packie, how do you
not bring that up?
753
00:34:57,885 --> 00:34:59,954
Like a fucking
baby gray squirrel.
754
00:34:59,987 --> 00:35:02,490
(all laughing)
755
00:35:04,092 --> 00:35:05,026
To your grandma.
756
00:35:05,059 --> 00:35:06,228
To baby gray squirrels.
757
00:35:07,394 --> 00:35:10,532
(all laughing)
758
00:35:10,565 --> 00:35:12,300
You know when I
took that picture?
759
00:35:13,235 --> 00:35:16,403
Frank's Small Engine Repair
signature fucking image.
760
00:35:16,436 --> 00:35:20,208
I mean rarely does an image
capture someone's personality
761
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,443
so good. God, is she beautiful?
762
00:35:23,378 --> 00:35:25,413
Hey Frank, you know something,
I oughta get residuals
763
00:35:25,445 --> 00:35:26,847
for that fucking picture.
764
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,382
You're drinking
your residuals.
765
00:35:28,416 --> 00:35:31,253
(Packie laughing)
766
00:35:39,059 --> 00:35:39,494
Packie: What are you doing?
767
00:35:39,527 --> 00:35:40,829
Wait.
768
00:35:40,862 --> 00:35:42,164
Is this really for me.
769
00:35:42,197 --> 00:35:44,065
That's just enough for you,
770
00:35:44,097 --> 00:35:47,835
where's your daddy?
771
00:35:47,869 --> 00:35:49,171
Happy birthday.
772
00:35:49,204 --> 00:35:50,939
Because I'm six?
773
00:35:50,972 --> 00:35:53,441
You're now six years
old, you need your own man.
774
00:35:53,474 --> 00:35:55,544
Hey Swaino, hit the light.
775
00:35:55,577 --> 00:35:58,079
Swaino: Yeah, you got it.
776
00:35:58,112 --> 00:35:59,514
Look at the lights,
look at the lights.
777
00:35:59,547 --> 00:36:01,083
So beautiful.
778
00:36:02,317 --> 00:36:03,585
Packie: One, two,
three, dismount.
779
00:36:03,617 --> 00:36:05,453
Give her like a
tool or something.
780
00:36:06,121 --> 00:36:07,389
Look who's the most beautiful.
781
00:36:07,422 --> 00:36:08,456
Look at you.
782
00:36:08,489 --> 00:36:10,092
- Perfect.
- Make a smile.
783
00:36:10,925 --> 00:36:13,128
Tell her you got a
future or something.
784
00:36:13,628 --> 00:36:15,096
Oh, look at this.
785
00:36:15,128 --> 00:36:17,431
(all laughing)
786
00:36:17,465 --> 00:36:18,867
(camera shutter clicking)
787
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:20,969
Oh, we got it, we got
it, that's so good.
788
00:36:22,070 --> 00:36:25,140
Hey come on, come
on, up, up, up.
789
00:36:25,907 --> 00:36:28,109
The moment we've
been waiting for.
790
00:36:28,141 --> 00:36:29,376
I think about telling
Crystal, when she goes to UCLA,
791
00:36:29,409 --> 00:36:31,011
she should get a
degree in marketing
792
00:36:31,045 --> 00:36:32,581
or technology or something.
793
00:36:32,614 --> 00:36:34,282
The fuck do you know about it?
794
00:36:34,315 --> 00:36:35,483
It's called social networking.
795
00:36:35,516 --> 00:36:37,085
My ball's got
social networking.
796
00:36:37,117 --> 00:36:37,952
Fuck you.
797
00:36:39,152 --> 00:36:41,455
I bet your phone don't
even have apps on it.
798
00:36:41,489 --> 00:36:43,525
Check this shit out.
799
00:36:43,557 --> 00:36:46,061
That's the Galaxy S9, bitch.
800
00:36:46,094 --> 00:36:48,463
I got everything on this
little fucking gadget.
801
00:36:48,496 --> 00:36:50,331
I got the fucking Google.
802
00:36:50,364 --> 00:36:51,432
I got Facebook.
803
00:36:51,465 --> 00:36:52,601
I got the weather.
804
00:36:52,634 --> 00:36:55,135
That's not an
S9, that's an S6.
805
00:36:55,168 --> 00:36:56,337
The fuck you talking
about, its an S9,
806
00:36:56,371 --> 00:36:57,505
I just fucking bought it.
807
00:36:57,538 --> 00:36:59,240
Yeah, an S9 has
a bigger screen.
808
00:37:00,307 --> 00:37:03,010
You're like a fucking Asian
teenager, you know that?
809
00:37:03,043 --> 00:37:04,478
How many Instagram
followers you got?
810
00:37:04,512 --> 00:37:05,547
How much can you
fucking bench press?
811
00:37:05,579 --> 00:37:07,081
Frank bench presses
more than you.
812
00:37:07,114 --> 00:37:08,250
"Frank bench presses
more than you."
813
00:37:08,282 --> 00:37:11,152
Does Frank fucking bench
press more than you?
814
00:37:11,184 --> 00:37:12,586
I'm just wondering
if Frank benches
815
00:37:12,619 --> 00:37:15,589
more fucking weight than you.
816
00:37:15,623 --> 00:37:16,657
I'm just wondering.
817
00:37:16,690 --> 00:37:19,493
I hope you saved your receipt.
818
00:37:19,527 --> 00:37:21,528
(groaning)
(laughing)
819
00:37:21,561 --> 00:37:24,098
Hey Frank, let's fucking eat.
820
00:37:24,132 --> 00:37:24,932
You know what I mean?
821
00:37:24,965 --> 00:37:26,166
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
822
00:37:26,199 --> 00:37:28,903
You guys want to hear
some crazy fucking shit?
823
00:37:28,936 --> 00:37:31,205
You guys remember it was
like a couple of summers,
824
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,074
it was at Crystal's
birthday party.
825
00:37:33,106 --> 00:37:34,208
Remember at the landmark.
826
00:37:34,242 --> 00:37:35,410
Remember how I
brought that chick?
827
00:37:35,443 --> 00:37:37,612
She's like 26 years old
from fucking Pelham.
828
00:37:37,644 --> 00:37:38,512
Pakistani girl.
829
00:37:38,545 --> 00:37:39,547
That fucking Pakistani.
830
00:37:39,579 --> 00:37:40,648
Afnahn was her name.
831
00:37:40,681 --> 00:37:42,116
That's the fucking one.
832
00:37:42,150 --> 00:37:44,251
We had a great
discussion on Reza Aslan.
833
00:37:44,284 --> 00:37:45,519
Hey wait, the
fucking point is,
834
00:37:45,552 --> 00:37:47,554
we kind of lost touch, right?
835
00:37:47,588 --> 00:37:49,557
Couple of weeks
ago, I'm going out
836
00:37:49,590 --> 00:37:50,925
with a couple of
buddies from work.
837
00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:52,426
We're getting fucking
hammered and unlike
838
00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:54,128
you pussies, these
motherfuckers, they go.
839
00:37:54,161 --> 00:37:56,230
I mean, they fucking go, right?
840
00:37:56,264 --> 00:37:58,133
Old friends and new friends.
841
00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:00,135
Big love to family.
842
00:38:00,168 --> 00:38:03,405
Let me get a drink,
Let me get a drink.
843
00:38:03,438 --> 00:38:05,440
Hey, hey, big
fucking love, right?
844
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,574
To family.
845
00:38:07,608 --> 00:38:09,443
And who do I see across the bar?
846
00:38:09,476 --> 00:38:12,313
It's fucking Afnahn, she's
there, she's making eyes at me.
847
00:38:12,347 --> 00:38:15,384
So I'm like, hey, it's time
to fucking get to work, right?
848
00:38:17,585 --> 00:38:19,454
I walk over, I'm like, hello?
849
00:38:19,487 --> 00:38:22,356
Hello, this is unbelievable.
850
00:38:22,389 --> 00:38:23,724
How are you?
851
00:38:23,757 --> 00:38:25,559
And this fucking
chick, she pretends
852
00:38:25,592 --> 00:38:26,694
that she doesn't remember me.
853
00:38:26,728 --> 00:38:27,596
Do I know you?
854
00:38:29,597 --> 00:38:31,132
Yeah.
855
00:38:31,164 --> 00:38:32,400
She gives me like
this fake name.
856
00:38:32,432 --> 00:38:33,668
I'm Judy.
857
00:38:33,701 --> 00:38:35,637
So I'm like, fuck it,
I give her a fake name.
858
00:38:35,670 --> 00:38:39,240
Fuck it I'm Eddie, right?
859
00:38:39,273 --> 00:38:40,275
Hello?
860
00:38:40,307 --> 00:38:41,242
Hello Judy.
861
00:38:41,275 --> 00:38:42,744
- Hi Eddie.
- Hi.
862
00:38:42,777 --> 00:38:43,711
Nice to meet you.
863
00:38:43,744 --> 00:38:46,447
Wow, it is nice to meet you.
864
00:38:46,481 --> 00:38:50,018
And then I realize what
this tricky girl is up to,
865
00:38:50,050 --> 00:38:53,554
she's playing like one of
these fucking sex games, right?
866
00:38:53,588 --> 00:38:54,689
I have to be honest with you,
867
00:38:54,722 --> 00:38:55,657
it's fucking turning
me on, right?
868
00:38:55,690 --> 00:38:59,193
So I make up this whole
fake backstory, right?
869
00:38:59,226 --> 00:39:00,527
I'm like from
fucking Connecticut.
870
00:39:00,561 --> 00:39:02,297
I'm from fucking Connecticut.
871
00:39:03,463 --> 00:39:04,532
I like rowing.
872
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,202
She's eating it up.
873
00:39:07,235 --> 00:39:08,603
We hang out, we're
getting hammered.
874
00:39:08,635 --> 00:39:11,605
We go back to our place
and oh my God, oh my God.
875
00:39:11,639 --> 00:39:13,141
The fucking performance,
876
00:39:13,173 --> 00:39:14,608
there's something about
being a character.
877
00:39:14,641 --> 00:39:16,677
I'm the fucking
heavyweight champ, right?
878
00:39:16,710 --> 00:39:19,747
She passes out, I fucking
pass out, great night, right?
879
00:39:19,780 --> 00:39:21,750
I wake up the next
morning and I'm a mess.
880
00:39:21,782 --> 00:39:22,717
I'm hung over as shit.
881
00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:26,153
And I take a look at her
in the morning light.
882
00:39:26,186 --> 00:39:29,356
I can get you a car, show
you where the bus stop is.
883
00:39:29,389 --> 00:39:32,292
I can give you a ride,
whatever works for you.
884
00:39:32,326 --> 00:39:34,463
Is that my shirt?
885
00:39:35,829 --> 00:39:37,398
And I look.
886
00:39:37,431 --> 00:39:39,466
It finally fucking dawns on me.
887
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:40,668
It's a different girl.
888
00:39:45,739 --> 00:39:47,207
Hey, how did you know that?
889
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,809
Afnahn, she got engaged.
890
00:39:48,842 --> 00:39:51,478
Me and her, we follow
each other on Insta.
891
00:39:51,512 --> 00:39:53,648
That is some vintage
fucking Terrance Swaino shit
892
00:39:53,681 --> 00:39:54,648
right there.
893
00:39:54,681 --> 00:39:55,817
Ah, here we go, here we go.
894
00:39:55,849 --> 00:39:57,652
You got to fucking
judge me, Frank.
895
00:39:57,684 --> 00:39:59,653
When's the last time you
went on a fucking date, huh?
896
00:39:59,686 --> 00:40:00,788
Matter of fact-
897
00:40:00,822 --> 00:40:02,690
(phone ringing)
898
00:40:02,722 --> 00:40:03,657
Oh shit, I-
899
00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:04,657
- What do you mean, hold on.
900
00:40:04,659 --> 00:40:07,662
Tell us the story, who is it?
901
00:40:07,695 --> 00:40:09,264
It's Crystal.
902
00:40:09,297 --> 00:40:10,632
Tell her we said aye.
903
00:40:10,664 --> 00:40:11,800
Let me talk to her.
904
00:40:11,833 --> 00:40:16,104
This could take two seconds,
keep an eye on the meat.
905
00:40:16,137 --> 00:40:18,673
I've got to keep
an eye on the meat.
906
00:40:18,706 --> 00:40:20,575
Hey Frank, my eye's on the meat.
907
00:40:21,509 --> 00:40:24,079
Man: It's just not worth
the amount we're talking about.
908
00:40:24,112 --> 00:40:25,579
Okay, hey look, I
totally get it man.
909
00:40:25,612 --> 00:40:26,847
Let's just double it.
910
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,284
Man: Double it,
are you serious, okay?
911
00:40:30,318 --> 00:40:33,121
? I'm hanging with my man,
Packie, who looks like an owl ?
912
00:40:33,153 --> 00:40:35,657
? You know my man Packie
got a dick like a yard ?
913
00:40:35,690 --> 00:40:37,559
Man: I'll hit you up
when I'm on the road.
914
00:40:37,592 --> 00:40:38,559
All right man, thanks.
915
00:40:41,262 --> 00:40:43,765
(phone beeping)
916
00:40:49,536 --> 00:40:51,138
Let me ask you something, man.
917
00:40:52,039 --> 00:40:55,877
All this fucking
Instagram shit, you know.
918
00:40:55,909 --> 00:40:57,545
I don't know,
maybe you can like,
919
00:40:58,079 --> 00:40:59,681
show me how that shit works.
920
00:40:59,713 --> 00:41:02,549
Everybody's getting
laid that way these days.
921
00:41:02,583 --> 00:41:03,418
Are you?
922
00:41:04,619 --> 00:41:05,720
Who, me?
923
00:41:09,923 --> 00:41:11,626
Let me see your phone.
924
00:41:11,659 --> 00:41:12,561
Hey, give me your phone.
925
00:41:20,467 --> 00:41:22,302
You just, you take a pic.
926
00:41:22,335 --> 00:41:23,671
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
927
00:41:25,572 --> 00:41:26,540
(camera shutter clicking)
928
00:41:26,574 --> 00:41:29,744
And then you just, you
open your Instagram app.
929
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,848
Where's your app, you
don't have any apps.
930
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,616
Fucking stop with the apps.
931
00:41:35,650 --> 00:41:37,853
There it is, good.
932
00:41:38,420 --> 00:41:41,590
Then you pick a cool filter.
933
00:41:42,789 --> 00:41:45,492
Sepia makes it
look artsy, right?
934
00:41:45,525 --> 00:41:47,394
Fuck, I didn't know
you could do that.
935
00:41:47,427 --> 00:41:50,330
And then you go here
and you press this.
936
00:41:50,364 --> 00:41:51,798
You go there and you press that.
937
00:41:51,831 --> 00:41:54,902
Is there a filter you can
use to get the tiny homo
938
00:41:54,936 --> 00:41:56,238
out of the picture?
939
00:41:57,637 --> 00:41:59,641
I can tell you think
it's cool, Swaino.
940
00:42:01,474 --> 00:42:02,844
Then I tag the location.
941
00:42:04,644 --> 00:42:09,317
So everybody knows we're at
Frank's shop together, right?
942
00:42:10,784 --> 00:42:13,454
(phone ringing)
943
00:42:16,724 --> 00:42:18,559
Who the fuck is this?
944
00:42:19,092 --> 00:42:20,928
Karen Delgado's calling you.
945
00:42:20,961 --> 00:42:21,896
Why the fuck is
Karen calling you?
946
00:42:21,929 --> 00:42:24,798
Swaino: Hey, give me
my fucking phone back.
947
00:42:24,831 --> 00:42:26,366
Is Karen back in town?
948
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,202
Yeah, she's back in town,
just give me the phone.
949
00:42:28,235 --> 00:42:28,769
Packie: Are
you banging Karen?
950
00:42:28,802 --> 00:42:29,804
Why would you fucking,
951
00:42:29,836 --> 00:42:31,371
what's the matter with you?
952
00:42:31,405 --> 00:42:32,673
Why would she
fucking call you?
953
00:42:33,608 --> 00:42:35,310
Swaino: Just fucking stop.
954
00:42:35,342 --> 00:42:36,377
We had coffee.
955
00:42:39,646 --> 00:42:41,248
- How's the meat?
- It's good.
956
00:42:41,282 --> 00:42:43,385
- It's good.
- Yeah.
957
00:42:53,860 --> 00:42:56,663
- Two more minutes.
- Good.
958
00:42:56,697 --> 00:42:58,298
35 years old.
959
00:42:58,331 --> 00:43:02,237
Divorcee from Derry, she's
got this four year old son.
960
00:43:02,269 --> 00:43:05,539
So we go on this date and
still is fucking depressing.
961
00:43:07,474 --> 00:43:09,677
She had wicked big tits.
962
00:43:09,710 --> 00:43:11,278
Go on, sir.
963
00:43:11,311 --> 00:43:13,815
Frank: So, we end
up back at her place.
964
00:43:13,847 --> 00:43:15,949
- Thanks for the dinner.
- It's like
965
00:43:15,983 --> 00:43:17,519
maybe our third date.
966
00:43:18,552 --> 00:43:20,755
There you are, thanks very much.
967
00:43:21,688 --> 00:43:25,859
? I choose to still believe
it's worth the fight ?
968
00:43:25,893 --> 00:43:27,595
You want to come inside?
969
00:43:27,628 --> 00:43:28,763
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
970
00:43:28,795 --> 00:43:31,531
I go inside, she
pays the babysitter.
971
00:43:31,565 --> 00:43:33,300
How'd he do?
972
00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:35,769
You know, punched me in
the face a couple of times.
973
00:43:35,802 --> 00:43:37,337
You want me to walk you home?
974
00:43:37,371 --> 00:43:39,273
It's just next door.
975
00:43:39,306 --> 00:43:42,776
The sitter goes home and
then we go into her bedroom.
976
00:43:43,376 --> 00:43:45,480
You haven't drunk a lot, huh?
977
00:43:47,081 --> 00:43:50,050
(both laughing)
978
00:43:50,083 --> 00:43:52,786
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
979
00:43:53,487 --> 00:43:56,590
She tells me she has
not been with a guy
980
00:43:56,623 --> 00:43:57,759
since her kid was born.
981
00:43:58,858 --> 00:43:59,994
So she's all over me
982
00:44:00,027 --> 00:44:03,764
? Stop the shaking,
I'm not there ?
983
00:44:03,797 --> 00:44:06,600
(breathing heavily)
984
00:44:06,634 --> 00:44:10,304
She takes my hand and she
pushes it into her pants.
985
00:44:11,105 --> 00:44:15,777
She, I shit you not,
has got a huge, unkempt,
986
00:44:15,809 --> 00:44:18,913
like 1970s Playboy bush.
987
00:44:18,945 --> 00:44:21,815
(laughing)
988
00:44:21,849 --> 00:44:22,917
My watch gets stuck there.
989
00:44:22,949 --> 00:44:24,818
Oh, stop kidding.
990
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,822
- Relax, let's be careful.
- Oh.
991
00:44:29,923 --> 00:44:31,858
Oh my god, it's your watch.
992
00:44:31,891 --> 00:44:32,960
(grunting)
993
00:44:32,992 --> 00:44:34,362
So I pulled my hand out.
994
00:44:34,394 --> 00:44:35,530
She goes, "I'm really
embarrassed, Frank."
995
00:44:35,563 --> 00:44:36,798
I was gonna trim.
996
00:44:36,831 --> 00:44:39,534
No, it's okay, it's fine.
997
00:44:39,567 --> 00:44:40,601
Yeah?
998
00:44:40,634 --> 00:44:41,735
Yeah, yeah.
999
00:44:41,768 --> 00:44:44,971
We just start laughing,
fucking laughing our asses off.
1000
00:44:45,005 --> 00:44:45,873
Kind of fun.
1001
00:44:45,905 --> 00:44:47,041
We're just laughing.
1002
00:44:47,074 --> 00:44:48,608
But it was so loud that
we wake up the kid.
1003
00:44:48,641 --> 00:44:53,080
Child: Momma, come
get me, I'm scared.
1004
00:44:53,114 --> 00:44:55,682
So she gets off
the bed and she says-
1005
00:44:55,715 --> 00:44:57,451
- I'll be back, I just
have to put him to sleep.
1006
00:44:57,485 --> 00:44:58,586
Totally, go.
1007
00:44:58,619 --> 00:45:01,789
Being a single
parent, it ain't easy.
1008
00:45:03,523 --> 00:45:05,092
So, she says, hey-
1009
00:45:05,126 --> 00:45:06,528
- Still want to fuck?
1010
00:45:08,461 --> 00:45:09,396
Yeah, I'd love to.
1011
00:45:09,429 --> 00:45:11,332
Of course I still want to fuck.
1012
00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:15,836
Oh, good, I'm
looking forward to it.
1013
00:45:18,005 --> 00:45:21,976
So then she leaves and
I'm lying there, in her bed,
1014
00:45:22,009 --> 00:45:24,010
for like half an hour.
1015
00:45:24,043 --> 00:45:27,382
My hard on is a distant
fucking memory at this point.
1016
00:45:27,414 --> 00:45:29,583
So I get up and I
go down the hallway
1017
00:45:32,119 --> 00:45:35,824
(light orchestral music)
1018
00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:41,930
and I see she's lying there
on this like race car bed,
1019
00:45:42,963 --> 00:45:43,965
asleep with her son.
1020
00:45:49,170 --> 00:45:51,072
So I watched for a
couple of minutes.
1021
00:45:53,139 --> 00:45:54,675
It was kind of a
sweet image, you know.
1022
00:45:58,945 --> 00:46:01,482
A mom like that
with a kid like that
1023
00:46:04,717 --> 00:46:05,819
is the way everything should be.
1024
00:46:10,757 --> 00:46:11,792
So,
1025
00:46:13,927 --> 00:46:15,596
I let myself out, I go home
1026
00:46:16,896 --> 00:46:18,065
and I watched TV.
1027
00:46:22,735 --> 00:46:24,071
Never heard from her again.
1028
00:46:26,706 --> 00:46:29,143
You ever consider
killing yourself.
1029
00:46:29,175 --> 00:46:30,911
That's a beautiful
story, Frank.
1030
00:46:31,846 --> 00:46:33,447
Tragic, but beautiful.
1031
00:46:33,481 --> 00:46:35,116
The fuck is so
beautiful about it?
1032
00:46:36,117 --> 00:46:37,985
Frank doesn't think he can
be of value in a relationship
1033
00:46:38,018 --> 00:46:41,121
unless they're broken
and he could fix them.
1034
00:46:41,155 --> 00:46:43,925
Like Karen, she's
in pieces, right?
1035
00:46:43,958 --> 00:46:46,626
She's humpty dumpty always
need something to be fixing.
1036
00:46:46,659 --> 00:46:47,928
This woman, she had
her life together,
1037
00:46:47,961 --> 00:46:48,963
Frank didn't know
what to do with her
1038
00:46:48,996 --> 00:46:52,000
so he just let himself out.
1039
00:46:53,766 --> 00:46:55,869
Are you done, can we eat?
1040
00:46:57,570 --> 00:46:58,605
Eat your food.
1041
00:47:03,010 --> 00:47:04,612
Frank, Karen's back in town.
1042
00:47:07,248 --> 00:47:08,215
How did you know that?
1043
00:47:08,248 --> 00:47:09,349
So you knew?
1044
00:47:09,384 --> 00:47:10,851
She's the mother of my
child, you don't think I'd know
1045
00:47:10,885 --> 00:47:12,720
she's in Manch-Vegas?
1046
00:47:12,753 --> 00:47:13,788
Yeah.
1047
00:47:14,621 --> 00:47:15,956
You seen her?
1048
00:47:15,989 --> 00:47:16,790
Why does it matter?
1049
00:47:20,260 --> 00:47:21,896
Fucking cycle begins.
1050
00:47:25,065 --> 00:47:26,634
Enough.
1051
00:47:26,666 --> 00:47:28,134
Well, I'm sorry, are
supposed to be happy
1052
00:47:28,168 --> 00:47:29,704
that Karen is back in town?
1053
00:47:29,737 --> 00:47:32,807
Gee, I can't wait to deal
with your anger issues again.
1054
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,142
You don't got to
deal with shit anymore
1055
00:47:35,175 --> 00:47:37,144
because you got your new
fucking work friends, right?
1056
00:47:37,177 --> 00:47:39,579
God, for fuck's
sake, don't do that.
1057
00:47:39,612 --> 00:47:42,082
Look all I'm saying is
Karen's fucking toxic.
1058
00:47:42,115 --> 00:47:43,818
It's what she does.
1059
00:47:43,851 --> 00:47:45,952
Swoops in, she plays the
wife, she plays the mother,
1060
00:47:45,985 --> 00:47:48,655
she pulls you in and she
tears you the fuck apart.
1061
00:47:48,688 --> 00:47:50,991
And you go on a bender,
start throwing strangers
1062
00:47:51,025 --> 00:47:53,094
she flirts with through
plate-glass fucking windows
1063
00:47:53,126 --> 00:47:55,061
and I get to stay up
with Crystal all night.
1064
00:47:55,094 --> 00:47:57,664
Tell her her father
ain't going back to jail.
1065
00:47:59,032 --> 00:48:01,268
This is shit you know,
even Crystal knows it.
1066
00:48:01,302 --> 00:48:02,803
All right?
1067
00:48:02,835 --> 00:48:04,004
There are two
things in your life
1068
00:48:04,038 --> 00:48:05,239
that consistently fuck
you up, it's Karen,
1069
00:48:05,271 --> 00:48:07,040
and it's your fucking temper.
1070
00:48:07,074 --> 00:48:08,175
I mean, think about
it, you live your life,
1071
00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:10,810
you've got a daughter who
spends half the fucking time
1072
00:48:10,844 --> 00:48:11,811
being terrified of you.
1073
00:48:11,844 --> 00:48:12,613
That's just a fact.
1074
00:48:17,318 --> 00:48:20,821
At least I accepted
responsibility for raising my kid
1075
00:48:20,853 --> 00:48:22,289
instead of sticking
my diseased cock
1076
00:48:22,322 --> 00:48:24,725
in a bunch of half
dumb fucking girls.
1077
00:48:30,764 --> 00:48:32,567
What do you want to do,
Frank, you want to hit me?
1078
00:48:36,369 --> 00:48:38,806
You want to hit me just
because I told you the truth?
1079
00:48:43,077 --> 00:48:43,978
Fuck it, I love you.
1080
00:48:45,612 --> 00:48:48,015
And I hate what she does to
you. I hate fucking watching it.
1081
00:48:48,516 --> 00:48:50,617
So yeah, I fucking hate her.
1082
00:48:50,650 --> 00:48:52,052
All right, I hate what
she fucking does to you.
1083
00:48:52,085 --> 00:48:53,920
So if I fucking said
something that makes you want
1084
00:48:53,954 --> 00:48:56,925
to fucking bash by skull
in then just do it, Frank.
1085
00:48:58,157 --> 00:48:59,960
I'm just fucking
being honest with you.
1086
00:48:59,994 --> 00:49:01,129
So go ahead.
1087
00:49:01,929 --> 00:49:03,298
I'm right fucking here.
1088
00:49:04,065 --> 00:49:07,233
At least I know I said
my piece, I'm here.
1089
00:49:07,266 --> 00:49:10,203
(phone ringing)
1090
00:49:10,903 --> 00:49:13,139
Hey Frank, it could
be Crystal again.
1091
00:49:13,172 --> 00:49:15,208
Maybe you want to get that.
1092
00:49:17,010 --> 00:49:18,045
I can get it.
1093
00:49:18,077 --> 00:49:22,083
No, no, no, I'll get it.
1094
00:49:22,115 --> 00:49:24,851
(phone ringing)
1095
00:49:32,126 --> 00:49:33,628
Hey, what's up, it's Frank.
1096
00:49:35,396 --> 00:49:39,133
Yeah, you just, you just keep
going on 93 North for awhile
1097
00:49:39,166 --> 00:49:42,702
and then you you'll take
the Mammoth Road exit,
1098
00:49:42,735 --> 00:49:45,271
just gonna go like four miles,
you know, it'll bring you
1099
00:49:45,304 --> 00:49:47,707
around and you know, you'll
see my shop kind of tucked away
1100
00:49:47,740 --> 00:49:49,809
there on the left and
see, it's the only place
1101
00:49:49,842 --> 00:49:50,944
that has light on.
1102
00:49:50,978 --> 00:49:52,680
All right, man.
1103
00:49:52,713 --> 00:49:54,215
I'll see you soon.
1104
00:49:56,115 --> 00:49:58,820
(phone beeping)
1105
00:50:03,891 --> 00:50:04,925
Hey,
1106
00:50:06,994 --> 00:50:07,829
I'm sorry.
1107
00:50:11,931 --> 00:50:12,399
For what?
1108
00:50:22,175 --> 00:50:23,677
For calling your
cock diseased.
1109
00:50:27,146 --> 00:50:27,981
I'm sorry.
1110
00:50:32,219 --> 00:50:36,691
By the way I mean just,
with that, you know,
1111
00:50:36,724 --> 00:50:38,292
I did take a needle
for that situation.
1112
00:50:38,324 --> 00:50:41,361
So I just kind of feel
like if you are going
1113
00:50:41,394 --> 00:50:44,331
to make fun of my cock,
like refer to it as like
1114
00:50:44,364 --> 00:50:45,733
as a formerly diseased cock,
1115
00:50:45,766 --> 00:50:47,335
I'm just saying
you should do that.
1116
00:50:49,335 --> 00:50:50,170
Deal.
1117
00:50:51,271 --> 00:50:52,907
All right.
1118
00:50:52,940 --> 00:50:54,409
All right, Frank.
1119
00:50:55,809 --> 00:50:56,978
Let me clean this shit up.
1120
00:50:57,577 --> 00:50:59,179
Who's coming over, Frank?
1121
00:51:01,047 --> 00:51:02,082
Oh, this kid.
1122
00:51:03,483 --> 00:51:05,085
What kid?
1123
00:51:05,119 --> 00:51:07,188
He's from Northeastern,
played pickup basketball
1124
00:51:07,221 --> 00:51:08,923
with him a few times.
1125
00:51:08,956 --> 00:51:11,858
(all chattering)
1126
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:15,528
He's coming by.
1127
00:51:15,561 --> 00:51:17,498
Why the fuck would you have
him come over here, for what?
1128
00:51:17,530 --> 00:51:19,199
I'm buying Molly off of him.
1129
00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:21,902
Nice flip phone.
1130
00:51:23,804 --> 00:51:24,905
That's my work phone.
1131
00:51:30,543 --> 00:51:31,511
See you later.
1132
00:51:31,545 --> 00:51:33,914
- All right.
- All right.
1133
00:51:43,090 --> 00:51:44,225
Since when you do Molly?
1134
00:51:44,257 --> 00:51:45,458
I don't.
1135
00:51:45,492 --> 00:51:47,294
I figured I'd try it
tonight with you guys.
1136
00:51:47,327 --> 00:51:48,462
And then what?
1137
00:51:48,494 --> 00:51:49,295
We have a fucking
dance with each other
1138
00:51:49,329 --> 00:51:50,898
in your lawnmower shop.
1139
00:51:50,931 --> 00:51:52,900
We ain't seen each
other in a long time.
1140
00:51:53,432 --> 00:51:55,369
I wanted tonight to be special.
1141
00:51:57,403 --> 00:51:59,507
Come on, what's the big deal?
1142
00:51:59,539 --> 00:52:01,275
Come on Swaino,
don't be a pussy.
1143
00:52:01,307 --> 00:52:04,978
I'm fine, fuck it,
why the fuck not?
1144
00:52:05,012 --> 00:52:07,414
If we're gonna party,
I'm gonna fucking spark up.
1145
00:52:07,447 --> 00:52:08,849
Anybody else?
1146
00:52:08,882 --> 00:52:11,219
Is there still an Old
Lady in that closet?
1147
00:52:12,952 --> 00:52:15,922
(slow violin music)
1148
00:52:23,329 --> 00:52:27,534
Hey, you know what, give me
fucking hit off the Old Lady.
1149
00:52:27,568 --> 00:52:30,071
Hey, all right.
1150
00:52:34,507 --> 00:52:36,276
I like this new,
out-of-control Frank,
1151
00:52:36,309 --> 00:52:39,279
it's been a long time since
you let your hair down.
1152
00:52:40,079 --> 00:52:41,449
Let your hair down?
1153
00:52:43,282 --> 00:52:44,885
Yeah, it means like relax.
1154
00:52:48,121 --> 00:52:50,391
We know what it means,
but who without a vagina
1155
00:52:50,423 --> 00:52:52,059
actually says that?
1156
00:53:02,568 --> 00:53:04,103
I think you forgot.
1157
00:53:04,137 --> 00:53:05,573
(all laughing)
1158
00:53:05,606 --> 00:53:09,009
I think Frank
forgot how to do it.
1159
00:53:09,041 --> 00:53:11,311
(all laughing)
1160
00:53:16,048 --> 00:53:19,452
Tell you what, that's
fucking precision crafting
1161
00:53:19,485 --> 00:53:20,320
right there.
1162
00:53:25,192 --> 00:53:26,027
Oh, fuck.
1163
00:53:41,474 --> 00:53:44,077
My fucking secret to
youth, beyond all else,
1164
00:53:44,110 --> 00:53:48,514
I only fucking fuck pussy
26 years old or younger.
1165
00:53:48,547 --> 00:53:49,949
A woman doesn't
know how to make love
1166
00:53:49,983 --> 00:53:51,518
until she's 30 years old.
1167
00:53:51,550 --> 00:53:52,318
I can prefer a girl who
doesn't know how to fuck.
1168
00:53:52,351 --> 00:53:53,653
I like that.
1169
00:53:53,686 --> 00:53:55,088
Frank: So she
won't be disappointed.
1170
00:53:55,121 --> 00:53:56,389
That's fine, look,
1171
00:53:56,422 --> 00:53:58,224
women have fucking
sexual issues, right?
1172
00:53:58,257 --> 00:53:59,492
And what they do is they
bring that with them
1173
00:53:59,525 --> 00:54:00,927
into the fucking bedroom.
1174
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,896
They have bad fucking
experiences, right?
1175
00:54:02,929 --> 00:54:03,563
So I want to be there
in the beginning.
1176
00:54:03,597 --> 00:54:05,365
You want to be there badly.
1177
00:54:05,398 --> 00:54:07,500
What the fuck is that,
Jesus fucking Christ.
1178
00:54:07,534 --> 00:54:09,403
(all laughing)
1179
00:54:09,436 --> 00:54:12,373
Three months ago at my
cousin's bachelor party,
1180
00:54:13,306 --> 00:54:16,342
this stripper, she put a
pinky finger right in my ass.
1181
00:54:16,376 --> 00:54:19,413
(Frank laughing)
1182
00:54:20,713 --> 00:54:22,482
Are you laughing
at me or with me?
1183
00:54:24,150 --> 00:54:25,118
What?
1184
00:54:25,152 --> 00:54:27,086
I thought we was all sharing.
1185
00:54:27,119 --> 00:54:28,489
(all laughing)
1186
00:54:28,521 --> 00:54:30,556
Just trust us,
fucking trust us.
1187
00:54:30,590 --> 00:54:32,293
It's fine, we'll
clear the fire.
1188
00:54:33,159 --> 00:54:35,561
- You know how to land.
- No, listen to me.
1189
00:54:35,594 --> 00:54:36,963
Just bend your
knees, here we go.
1190
00:54:36,996 --> 00:54:38,699
Let's give it a good one.
1191
00:54:38,731 --> 00:54:41,467
One, two, come on, come on
1192
00:54:41,501 --> 00:54:42,336
and three.
1193
00:54:44,503 --> 00:54:47,407
(hip hop music)
1194
00:54:49,543 --> 00:54:54,414
? Hey Alexa, how many bitches
can we fit in a Tesla ?
1195
00:54:54,447 --> 00:54:55,615
So our Molly's here.
1196
00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:57,585
Listen, listen.
1197
00:55:01,454 --> 00:55:03,391
I don't want him to know
that I have a daughter.
1198
00:55:05,092 --> 00:55:08,461
Afraid your drug dealer
won't think you're cool?
1199
00:55:08,494 --> 00:55:10,463
Just do me this favor, okay?
1200
00:55:10,496 --> 00:55:12,032
We let our hair down too?
1201
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,702
So we like laugh at
everything you say?
1202
00:55:15,735 --> 00:55:17,538
Frank: I'll leave
that up to you.
1203
00:55:17,570 --> 00:55:18,538
What's up, man?
1204
00:55:19,472 --> 00:55:21,608
Good to you see, man.
1205
00:55:21,641 --> 00:55:23,476
Really appreciate you
coming on all this way.
1206
00:55:23,510 --> 00:55:24,178
Yeah, no, it's cool.
1207
00:55:24,210 --> 00:55:25,745
I really do, it means a lot.
1208
00:55:25,778 --> 00:55:26,746
Hey, come on over here.
1209
00:55:26,780 --> 00:55:28,282
Meet my boys.
1210
00:55:29,016 --> 00:55:31,684
This is Packie and
this is Swaino.
1211
00:55:31,717 --> 00:55:34,420
- Hey.
- Guys, this is Chad Walker.
1212
00:55:34,454 --> 00:55:37,458
You should see this kid
play basketball, man.
1213
00:55:37,490 --> 00:55:38,659
So should we deal with the-
1214
00:55:41,460 --> 00:55:43,296
- Diamonds?
- Yeah. Wow.
1215
00:55:44,063 --> 00:55:46,500
Just like out in the
open like that, huh.
1216
00:55:46,532 --> 00:55:47,634
What do you mean?
1217
00:55:47,668 --> 00:55:49,436
It's Frank's first big
drug deal, I think he thought
1218
00:55:49,469 --> 00:55:52,740
there would be like code
words or some shit, you know?
1219
00:55:52,773 --> 00:55:54,208
I'll get your money.
1220
00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:55,509
Hold on to them.
1221
00:55:56,443 --> 00:55:58,579
How much you want to
bet Franky's got the money
1222
00:55:58,612 --> 00:56:00,047
like in a Manila envelope.
1223
00:56:00,079 --> 00:56:03,451
Like a rubber band
wrapped around it.
1224
00:56:06,085 --> 00:56:07,520
You guys live here?
1225
00:56:07,554 --> 00:56:08,689
We've got a bunk bed.
1226
00:56:10,157 --> 00:56:11,658
How much you
bench press, Chad?
1227
00:56:11,690 --> 00:56:14,027
I don't use free
weights, it slows you down.
1228
00:56:14,061 --> 00:56:15,562
I'm training with
plyometrics right now.
1229
00:56:15,594 --> 00:56:17,297
How tall are you?
1230
00:56:17,329 --> 00:56:18,731
Six, three, six, four.
1231
00:56:18,764 --> 00:56:20,299
One or the other.
1232
00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:22,302
- Somewhere in between.
- Got it.
1233
00:56:22,802 --> 00:56:24,304
You got a nice eyes.
1234
00:56:24,804 --> 00:56:25,638
(chuckling)
1235
00:56:25,672 --> 00:56:26,706
Polo, huh?
1236
00:56:27,273 --> 00:56:29,042
Yeah, like Ralph Lauren.
1237
00:56:29,076 --> 00:56:31,211
Ralph Lauren,
oh yeah, I got it.
1238
00:56:31,244 --> 00:56:33,680
I like how the scarf
kind of hides that, huh?
1239
00:56:33,713 --> 00:56:34,581
I mean, you don't wanna fuckin'
1240
00:56:34,614 --> 00:56:36,784
just throw it out there
for people, right?
1241
00:56:37,483 --> 00:56:39,786
What kind of car do you drive?
1242
00:56:39,820 --> 00:56:40,788
G wagon.
1243
00:56:40,820 --> 00:56:41,755
How much is it?
1244
00:56:41,789 --> 00:56:43,824
I don't know, my dad
got it for me as a gift.
1245
00:56:43,856 --> 00:56:45,358
Can I drive it?
1246
00:56:45,391 --> 00:56:46,226
No.
1247
00:56:49,228 --> 00:56:51,697
Oh, hey, you guys gonna
give me a hit of that thing?
1248
00:56:51,731 --> 00:56:54,368
Oh, you don't have
to ask us twice.
1249
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,702
Chad: All right.
1250
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:04,344
So is that like your first
time you ever took PCP?
1251
00:57:06,346 --> 00:57:09,349
Hey Chad, why don't
you come on inside,
1252
00:57:09,382 --> 00:57:10,550
have a real man's drink.
1253
00:57:12,552 --> 00:57:13,421
That'll show you.
1254
00:57:15,889 --> 00:57:17,657
Frank: All right, Chad,
this is some good shit,
1255
00:57:17,690 --> 00:57:19,426
you are in for a treat.
1256
00:57:21,728 --> 00:57:23,563
Oh God, that is good.
1257
00:57:27,833 --> 00:57:29,536
It tastes like shit.
1258
00:57:31,338 --> 00:57:33,407
You, my friend, are what
a doctor would refer to
1259
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:34,708
as uncle Gary.
1260
00:57:34,740 --> 00:57:35,576
That's for you.
1261
00:57:37,409 --> 00:57:38,411
Manila envelope.
1262
00:57:39,579 --> 00:57:43,250
So why is it so important
for old dudes to like scotch?
1263
00:57:43,282 --> 00:57:45,418
In 10 years I'm gonna
ask you the same question,
1264
00:57:45,452 --> 00:57:46,854
you know what you're gonna say?
1265
00:57:46,887 --> 00:57:47,721
What?
1266
00:57:50,289 --> 00:57:52,159
You know, I started out
thinking I could come up
1267
00:57:52,192 --> 00:57:54,795
with something wicked funny,
but it just never liked gelled.
1268
00:57:55,795 --> 00:57:58,865
Hey, Frank this is only half.
1269
00:57:58,898 --> 00:58:01,434
Oh shit, that's
right, I'm sorry.
1270
00:58:01,467 --> 00:58:02,635
Let me get the
rest of your money.
1271
00:58:05,804 --> 00:58:08,407
(camera shutter clicking)
1272
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:09,876
Packie: Hey, what kind
of filter you got on there?
1273
00:58:09,909 --> 00:58:11,612
Nashville.
1274
00:58:11,644 --> 00:58:13,347
Packie: I like Perpetua.
1275
00:58:13,380 --> 00:58:14,481
Let me ask you.
1276
00:58:14,514 --> 00:58:15,148
Did you tag Frank's shop?
1277
00:58:15,181 --> 00:58:16,582
Chad: Yeah, I tagged him.
1278
00:58:16,615 --> 00:58:17,851
Packie: We did too.
1279
00:58:18,619 --> 00:58:21,355
When you guys were
my age it was like
1280
00:58:23,789 --> 00:58:24,757
no internet.
1281
00:58:24,791 --> 00:58:26,326
No, it was fucking crazy.
1282
00:58:26,358 --> 00:58:28,528
We did this thing, was
called going outside.
1283
00:58:29,295 --> 00:58:33,199
How about you Mr. fucking
big time drug dealer, huh?
1284
00:58:33,233 --> 00:58:35,602
You you carry the cabbage?
1285
00:58:35,635 --> 00:58:37,871
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
1286
00:58:37,903 --> 00:58:39,539
What the fuck is that?
1287
00:58:39,572 --> 00:58:40,706
It's a fucking mason jar.
1288
00:58:40,739 --> 00:58:42,642
Yeah, it's called
white champagne.
1289
00:58:42,675 --> 00:58:45,913
Genius, let's see what
you're fucking packing, huh?
1290
00:58:45,945 --> 00:58:47,914
You know what, speaking
of scotch, you guys remember
1291
00:58:47,947 --> 00:58:49,815
the night at the game six.
1292
00:58:49,849 --> 00:58:50,817
This fucking story again.
1293
00:58:50,849 --> 00:58:51,784
The Buckner game?
1294
00:58:52,818 --> 00:58:54,855
That's right, 1986.
1295
00:58:55,755 --> 00:58:57,224
Sox gave New England
something they hadn't had
1296
00:58:57,257 --> 00:58:59,793
in a long time, hope.
1297
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:03,931
What is this, a fucking
Ken Burns documentary?
1298
00:59:03,963 --> 00:59:05,199
I got it on YouTube.
1299
00:59:08,867 --> 00:59:11,538
Sox lead the series going in.
1300
00:59:11,570 --> 00:59:13,507
Me, Frank and Swaino,
1301
00:59:13,539 --> 00:59:15,641
we're at Frankie's basement,
watching on this shitty
1302
00:59:15,675 --> 00:59:18,245
little black and white
with aluminum foil
1303
00:59:18,277 --> 00:59:19,645
on the antenna.
1304
00:59:19,679 --> 00:59:22,349
(upbeat music)
1305
00:59:25,751 --> 00:59:26,887
Announcer: Nearly home here.
1306
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:31,525
Let's see what Clemens
comes back with.
1307
00:59:31,557 --> 00:59:33,693
It was our own
little club house.
1308
00:59:33,726 --> 00:59:35,528
Nobody ever caught
us down there.
1309
00:59:35,561 --> 00:59:37,797
(laughing)
1310
00:59:40,032 --> 00:59:40,967
Ow.
1311
00:59:41,001 --> 00:59:42,669
(laughing)
1312
00:59:42,702 --> 00:59:43,803
(crowd cheering)
1313
00:59:43,836 --> 00:59:46,572
Fucking old men, they're
upstairs watching the same game
1314
00:59:46,606 --> 00:59:48,875
on a fucking color TV.
1315
00:59:48,907 --> 00:59:51,944
Our fathers spent their
lives watching the Sox lose.
1316
00:59:51,978 --> 00:59:54,782
They used to get wicked
fucking hammered down east.
1317
00:59:55,516 --> 00:59:57,884
We knew we need to
leave them alone.
1318
00:59:57,916 --> 01:00:00,019
(distant shouting)
1319
01:00:00,052 --> 01:00:01,755
(laughing)
1320
01:00:01,788 --> 01:00:03,889
It was unbelievable
because this is the night
1321
01:00:03,922 --> 01:00:05,758
the curse of the fucking bambino
1322
01:00:05,791 --> 01:00:07,893
was about to be fucking broken.
1323
01:00:07,927 --> 01:00:09,630
Then something historic happens.
1324
01:00:09,663 --> 01:00:11,597
Hey fuckheads,
histories happening,
1325
01:00:11,630 --> 01:00:12,699
get your asses upstairs.
1326
01:00:12,731 --> 01:00:13,833
Let's go.
1327
01:00:13,867 --> 01:00:16,870
They never asked us up
there before, we're all like,
1328
01:00:16,902 --> 01:00:18,771
(gasping)
1329
01:00:18,804 --> 01:00:21,340
Come on, sit right here,
right next to your old man.
1330
01:00:21,373 --> 01:00:25,278
And we're all sitting
there, fucking just like this.
1331
01:00:25,311 --> 01:00:30,317
Right, we never felt love from
our fucking fathers before
1332
01:00:30,949 --> 01:00:32,351
in our whole fucking
lives, right?
1333
01:00:32,385 --> 01:00:33,754
Hey, keep your
eyes on this game,
1334
01:00:33,786 --> 01:00:35,721
this is fricking
history here, okay?
1335
01:00:35,755 --> 01:00:37,291
Packie: This was it.
1336
01:00:38,025 --> 01:00:39,925
The Sox were going to
win the World Series
1337
01:00:39,958 --> 01:00:42,962
and we were all gonna
be in the room together.
1338
01:00:42,996 --> 01:00:44,731
Mookie Wilson gets a slow roller
1339
01:00:44,764 --> 01:00:46,700
right up the first baseline.
1340
01:00:46,733 --> 01:00:48,302
This is it.
1341
01:00:48,335 --> 01:00:50,603
Bill Buckner squares
up, drops his glove
1342
01:00:50,637 --> 01:00:54,975
and the fucking ball rolls
right between his goddamn legs.
1343
01:00:55,742 --> 01:00:58,745
One of the worst errors
in baseball history.
1344
01:00:58,777 --> 01:01:00,613
The Mets score.
1345
01:01:00,646 --> 01:01:01,815
- Fuck.
- Jesus.
1346
01:01:02,916 --> 01:01:04,684
Packie: But it doesn't
end there for us.
1347
01:01:05,585 --> 01:01:09,356
we find ourselves in a
den of fucking lions.
1348
01:01:10,255 --> 01:01:12,958
The problem is we had to
walk through the kitchen
1349
01:01:12,992 --> 01:01:15,796
to get through the back
door and Frank's old man
1350
01:01:15,829 --> 01:01:17,931
was standing right there.
1351
01:01:19,666 --> 01:01:20,901
Now, let me tell you something.
1352
01:01:20,934 --> 01:01:22,936
We ain't never seen a
grown man cry before.
1353
01:01:22,969 --> 01:01:24,604
It was terrifying.
1354
01:01:24,637 --> 01:01:25,972
Frank's pop-
1355
01:01:26,005 --> 01:01:26,972
- Man: What the fuck
are you doing here?
1356
01:01:27,005 --> 01:01:29,342
Grabs him, slams him
up against the fridge.
1357
01:01:30,242 --> 01:01:32,778
This ain't like your
generation of millennials.
1358
01:01:32,811 --> 01:01:35,548
This is when you
got fucking slapped.
1359
01:01:35,581 --> 01:01:37,650
Man: I told you
to stay downstairs.
1360
01:01:38,684 --> 01:01:39,985
What did I say?
1361
01:01:40,018 --> 01:01:41,654
Packie: So what
did Swaino do?
1362
01:01:41,688 --> 01:01:42,789
Stop!
1363
01:01:42,822 --> 01:01:45,558
Grabs Frank's pops arm,
tries to get him to stop.
1364
01:01:45,592 --> 01:01:48,795
Now, this type of kid-on-adult
attack was unprecedented
1365
01:01:48,827 --> 01:01:51,364
in our world and highly
ineffective since Swaino
1366
01:01:51,398 --> 01:01:53,367
was like all of a
bony 10-year-old.
1367
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:56,570
Swaino's old man, he runs
in, throws Swaino off.
1368
01:01:56,603 --> 01:01:59,639
So I'm standing there
watching my two best friends
1369
01:01:59,672 --> 01:02:03,043
get demolished by their
fathers and there's my old man.
1370
01:02:03,076 --> 01:02:07,414
I looked at him, he looked
at me, then he shrugged,
1371
01:02:07,447 --> 01:02:09,015
reaches out, guess he
figured he should get
1372
01:02:09,047 --> 01:02:11,417
on the kid beating business too.
1373
01:02:11,451 --> 01:02:12,985
So I did the only
thing I could do.
1374
01:02:13,018 --> 01:02:16,021
Swaino: Fled, Like a
streak of midget lightning,
1375
01:02:16,054 --> 01:02:18,391
he bolts like a bitch
out the front door.
1376
01:02:18,425 --> 01:02:21,027
But not before I grabbed
a bottle of scotch.
1377
01:02:21,059 --> 01:02:23,630
Except the screen
door was fucking locked.
1378
01:02:23,663 --> 01:02:24,931
Well finally, Packie
just burst through
1379
01:02:24,963 --> 01:02:26,666
the motherfucker, right?
1380
01:02:26,699 --> 01:02:28,568
He got the fucking screen
wrapped around his fucking head,
1381
01:02:28,601 --> 01:02:29,936
and everybody's just
stops to look at him
1382
01:02:29,969 --> 01:02:31,704
across the fucking lawn.
1383
01:02:31,737 --> 01:02:34,173
And me and Swaino, we use
that moment as a diversion
1384
01:02:34,206 --> 01:02:35,842
to get the fuck
out of the house.
1385
01:02:35,875 --> 01:02:36,543
And then we all met
in the fucking woods
1386
01:02:36,576 --> 01:02:38,577
by that big rock where we'd go.
1387
01:02:38,610 --> 01:02:39,712
Just a big fucking
rock in the woods.
1388
01:02:39,746 --> 01:02:40,614
That's all it fucking
took back then.
1389
01:02:40,646 --> 01:02:43,416
We passed around
that fucking bottle.
1390
01:02:43,449 --> 01:02:45,852
It was the first time
any of us ever had scotch.
1391
01:02:47,987 --> 01:02:49,923
And you want to
know something, Chad?
1392
01:02:51,557 --> 01:02:53,527
It tasted like shit.
1393
01:02:53,559 --> 01:02:56,063
(all laughing)
1394
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,202
You motherfucker you.
1395
01:03:03,235 --> 01:03:05,038
So fucking beautiful.
1396
01:03:05,070 --> 01:03:07,973
It was so fucking beautiful.
1397
01:03:08,007 --> 01:03:08,842
Fucking genius.
1398
01:03:11,878 --> 01:03:14,146
Hey guys look, I'm going
to take this real quick.
1399
01:03:14,179 --> 01:03:16,081
Hey Chad, you can hang
out for a bit, right?
1400
01:03:16,114 --> 01:03:17,183
No, I can hang for a few.
1401
01:03:17,217 --> 01:03:20,653
Hey boys, entertain
our guest please.
1402
01:03:23,088 --> 01:03:25,192
Hey Chad, what
does your father do?
1403
01:03:25,224 --> 01:03:27,159
He's partners at
Landon and Wilkins.
1404
01:03:27,193 --> 01:03:28,728
What the fuck is that?
1405
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,465
It's like the biggest
fucking law firm in Boston.
1406
01:03:31,498 --> 01:03:33,066
So what's that
like, having a father
1407
01:03:33,099 --> 01:03:34,634
you're not ashamed of?
1408
01:03:34,666 --> 01:03:35,601
Good, I guess.
1409
01:03:39,938 --> 01:03:41,641
Fucking call me Karen.
1410
01:03:42,541 --> 01:03:43,210
Fuck.
1411
01:03:45,811 --> 01:03:48,949
That's why you've been stuck
for three years in a row.
1412
01:03:48,981 --> 01:03:50,516
You don't got to be like
a shot at point guard,
1413
01:03:50,550 --> 01:03:52,085
you know what I mean?
1414
01:03:52,117 --> 01:03:54,688
I'll tell you what I
want to know about, Chad.
1415
01:03:54,721 --> 01:03:56,989
How about that
Northeastern pussy?
1416
01:03:57,023 --> 01:03:58,825
Being on the crew team
plus in the fraternity
1417
01:03:58,858 --> 01:04:00,126
definitely has its benefits.
1418
01:04:00,159 --> 01:04:02,128
You got nice eyes too,
don't discount that.
1419
01:04:03,630 --> 01:04:04,798
That's what I thought.
1420
01:04:04,831 --> 01:04:06,533
Well, you know, you don't
need any of that shit these days
1421
01:04:06,565 --> 01:04:07,933
to get laid.
1422
01:04:07,967 --> 01:04:10,170
Getting pussy man, it's
all through social media.
1423
01:04:10,202 --> 01:04:12,038
I've been trying
to tell him that.
1424
01:04:13,606 --> 01:04:15,141
How's that fucking
work, what do you do?
1425
01:04:15,173 --> 01:04:17,110
You send fucking pictures
of your cock and shit?
1426
01:04:17,143 --> 01:04:18,778
That's not a good idea.
1427
01:04:19,913 --> 01:04:21,280
Whatever you put out there,
1428
01:04:21,313 --> 01:04:22,047
that shit's gonna
haunt you, dude.
1429
01:04:22,081 --> 01:04:23,617
How so?
1430
01:04:23,650 --> 01:04:25,985
I saw like a couple of
days ago, my dad had to fire
1431
01:04:26,018 --> 01:04:27,553
a junior attorney
because of a pic.
1432
01:04:27,586 --> 01:04:30,556
I mean, the guy was at a
gay resort in Los Cabos,
1433
01:04:30,590 --> 01:04:34,628
wearing a Speedo, fucking tongue
kissing some Mexican dude.
1434
01:04:34,661 --> 01:04:36,230
Wait, a lawyer can't be gay?
1435
01:04:36,963 --> 01:04:39,164
What, you know my aunt
Connie is a lesbian.
1436
01:04:39,197 --> 01:04:41,100
She rides a trike,
grows her own weed.
1437
01:04:41,134 --> 01:04:43,168
Oh yeah, no dude, that's
that's nice and all.
1438
01:04:43,202 --> 01:04:45,038
We can be all
politically correct.
1439
01:04:45,070 --> 01:04:47,574
But the dudes running
this country, like my dad
1440
01:04:47,606 --> 01:04:51,311
and his clients, man, their
mindset is back in 1955.
1441
01:04:51,344 --> 01:04:53,213
My dad has a bunch of
billionaire clients
1442
01:04:53,246 --> 01:04:55,648
who don't want to pay some
fucking faggot in a Speedo
1443
01:04:55,681 --> 01:04:57,817
$2200 an hour for legal advice.
1444
01:04:57,849 --> 01:05:00,019
What kind of lawyer
makes $2200 an hour?
1445
01:05:00,052 --> 01:05:01,186
The good ones.
1446
01:05:01,219 --> 01:05:02,087
(phone buzzing)
1447
01:05:02,121 --> 01:05:03,155
Hello?
1448
01:05:04,824 --> 01:05:06,259
Finally, you dumb fuck.
1449
01:05:06,291 --> 01:05:07,192
Fucking where the fuck are you,
1450
01:05:07,226 --> 01:05:08,728
I'm about to call the police.
1451
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:09,295
Just calm down.
1452
01:05:09,327 --> 01:05:10,429
Sorry, I've been busy.
1453
01:05:10,463 --> 01:05:12,865
- Are you fucking serious?
- Calm down, where are you?
1454
01:05:12,898 --> 01:05:13,833
I'm in the house.
1455
01:05:13,867 --> 01:05:15,302
In my house, how the
fuck did you get in?
1456
01:05:15,335 --> 01:05:16,836
I jimmied the fucking door,
1457
01:05:16,869 --> 01:05:18,204
how'd you expect me to get in?
1458
01:05:18,237 --> 01:05:19,606
Where the fuck is Crystal?
1459
01:05:19,639 --> 01:05:20,774
Crystal doesn't wanna
talk to you right now.
1460
01:05:20,806 --> 01:05:21,942
All right?
1461
01:05:21,974 --> 01:05:22,775
She's moving to
fuckin' California.
1462
01:05:22,809 --> 01:05:23,877
What'd you say to her?
1463
01:05:23,909 --> 01:05:25,244
Stop, please.
1464
01:05:25,277 --> 01:05:26,178
I'm working really
hard here, Frank.
1465
01:05:26,211 --> 01:05:28,280
I'm trying to change.
1466
01:05:28,313 --> 01:05:30,016
Don't fuck this up for me.
1467
01:05:30,048 --> 01:05:30,849
Fucking tell me...
1468
01:05:30,882 --> 01:05:31,918
Fuck.
1469
01:05:33,219 --> 01:05:34,887
Gotta be fucking careful, bro.
1470
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:35,888
You can't put that stuff out.
1471
01:05:35,922 --> 01:05:36,889
Here we go.
1472
01:05:38,824 --> 01:05:40,359
Bob Keats, motherfucker.
1473
01:05:40,393 --> 01:05:42,095
Chad: What, you don't
fucking believe me?
1474
01:05:42,128 --> 01:05:44,030
Swaino: Boy, fucking
take him, gotta be careful.
1475
01:05:44,063 --> 01:05:44,998
Oh no, no, no.
1476
01:05:45,030 --> 01:05:46,900
I got a fucking story for you.
1477
01:05:46,932 --> 01:05:49,335
So a few months ago I find
this chick on Instagram.
1478
01:05:49,369 --> 01:05:51,637
She's really young
and really cute.
1479
01:05:51,670 --> 01:05:53,706
And I DM and ask her to
come to a fraternity party.
1480
01:05:53,739 --> 01:05:55,307
What the fuck is DM?
1481
01:05:55,340 --> 01:05:56,175
Direct message.
1482
01:05:56,208 --> 01:05:57,810
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1483
01:05:57,844 --> 01:05:59,878
So she shows up, I get her
totally fucking hammered.
1484
01:05:59,911 --> 01:06:01,914
I'm trying to shove
my dick in her mouth
1485
01:06:01,947 --> 01:06:04,617
but she ends up being like
a total fucking cock tease.
1486
01:06:04,650 --> 01:06:06,118
She gives me one of
those like half ass
1487
01:06:06,152 --> 01:06:07,787
like falling asleep
hand jobs and I'm like,
1488
01:06:07,820 --> 01:06:09,222
wake the fuck up, you know?
1489
01:06:09,255 --> 01:06:12,992
Like it doesn't matter, a
waste of a goddamn night.
1490
01:06:13,025 --> 01:06:14,661
I totally forget about it, it
doesn't fucking matter, right?
1491
01:06:14,693 --> 01:06:18,697
But she's still into me
and she's sending me pics.
1492
01:06:18,731 --> 01:06:19,799
Naked pictures?
1493
01:06:19,831 --> 01:06:20,967
No, no, no.
1494
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,835
We'll not at first,
tame at first, you know?
1495
01:06:23,369 --> 01:06:24,037
So I coaxed her.
1496
01:06:24,070 --> 01:06:25,672
I worked her and she sent them.
1497
01:06:25,704 --> 01:06:27,773
But that's not the
weird thing, right?
1498
01:06:28,807 --> 01:06:29,643
Here, hold on.
1499
01:06:32,144 --> 01:06:35,949
She's got this condition,
her nipples are like-
1500
01:06:36,748 --> 01:06:38,117
- Holy fuck.
1501
01:06:38,150 --> 01:06:40,286
Her nipples are
fucking gigantic.
1502
01:06:40,318 --> 01:06:41,954
Look at that.
1503
01:06:41,987 --> 01:06:43,155
I've seen bigger.
1504
01:06:43,188 --> 01:06:45,692
I'm kind of worried this
chick has a medical condition,
1505
01:06:45,724 --> 01:06:47,661
so I'm showing some of my buds.
1506
01:06:47,693 --> 01:06:48,762
Sure, you gotta
get their opinion.
1507
01:06:48,795 --> 01:06:49,829
Exactly, yeah, yeah.
1508
01:06:49,862 --> 01:06:52,998
These big nip pics, I mean,
they're like, oh my God,
1509
01:06:53,032 --> 01:06:54,734
they're striking a
chord with the boys
1510
01:06:54,766 --> 01:06:57,670
and so I'm getting
her to send me more.
1511
01:06:57,704 --> 01:06:59,673
Like send all kinds of
fucking pictures to me, man.
1512
01:06:59,706 --> 01:07:01,708
And I'm sending them like
to everyone in the house
1513
01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:02,942
and they're sending
them to everyone.
1514
01:07:02,974 --> 01:07:04,677
So we call that going viral.
1515
01:07:04,710 --> 01:07:06,346
Thank you for the
clarification, Professor Cuntface.
1516
01:07:06,378 --> 01:07:07,346
So Pancake shows
up to another one
1517
01:07:07,380 --> 01:07:08,381
of our fraternity parties.
1518
01:07:08,414 --> 01:07:09,949
Pancake, who's Pancake?
1519
01:07:09,981 --> 01:07:12,985
Pancake, that's
what I nicknamed her.
1520
01:07:14,786 --> 01:07:16,155
(laughing)
1521
01:07:16,188 --> 01:07:17,322
'Cause of the size
of, you get it.
1522
01:07:17,356 --> 01:07:19,159
That is so fucking fucked up.
1523
01:07:19,192 --> 01:07:20,760
I know, I know.
1524
01:07:20,793 --> 01:07:22,394
Yeah, so she shows up and
she's like famous now, right?
1525
01:07:22,427 --> 01:07:23,962
Like she's a fucking star.
1526
01:07:23,996 --> 01:07:26,032
We all know her, here she comes.
1527
01:07:26,065 --> 01:07:27,133
Yeah, yeah.
1528
01:07:27,166 --> 01:07:30,236
And these drunk dudes, they
start chanting, "Pancake,
1529
01:07:30,268 --> 01:07:32,337
Pancake, Pancake."
1530
01:07:32,371 --> 01:07:33,306
Oh fuck.
1531
01:07:33,338 --> 01:07:34,474
Everyone joins in, everyone.
1532
01:07:34,507 --> 01:07:36,041
Like fuck, she joined in.
1533
01:07:36,074 --> 01:07:37,210
She didn't know
what was going on.
1534
01:07:37,242 --> 01:07:39,378
She's like, "Pancake,
Pancake, Pancake.
1535
01:07:43,181 --> 01:07:44,317
Pancake, Pancake."
1536
01:07:44,349 --> 01:07:46,219
It was fucking terrible.
1537
01:07:46,251 --> 01:07:50,824
But she finds out why and
she fucking storms out
1538
01:07:50,856 --> 01:07:52,925
of the house, just
devastated man.
1539
01:07:52,958 --> 01:07:55,227
Young girls, everything's
the end of the fucking world.
1540
01:07:55,260 --> 01:07:57,764
Everything's the end of
the fucking world, yeah.
1541
01:07:57,797 --> 01:08:01,867
She goes back to her home,
takes a bottle of pills,
1542
01:08:02,902 --> 01:08:04,436
tries to fucking kill herself.
1543
01:08:04,469 --> 01:08:05,838
Jesus.
1544
01:08:05,871 --> 01:08:07,907
That fucking took
a turn for the dark.
1545
01:08:09,242 --> 01:08:11,478
I mean, she okay or-
1546
01:08:11,510 --> 01:08:15,380
- I don't know, my dad told
me not to get involved.
1547
01:08:15,414 --> 01:08:17,283
I can't get caught
up in that shit.
1548
01:08:17,315 --> 01:08:20,853
I mean, I feel bad, but
it's like my dad says,
1549
01:08:20,886 --> 01:08:22,221
you can't...
1550
01:08:23,021 --> 01:08:25,759
she shouldn't have sent
the pics to begin with.
1551
01:08:27,527 --> 01:08:30,063
Frank: Hey guys, it's
fucking cold out there.
1552
01:08:30,095 --> 01:08:31,029
Come on in.
1553
01:08:31,063 --> 01:08:32,364
That's my whole fucking point.
1554
01:08:32,398 --> 01:08:34,067
Gotta be fucking careful.
1555
01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:35,368
Internet's forever, bro.
1556
01:08:46,244 --> 01:08:47,780
I got to split.
1557
01:08:47,814 --> 01:08:49,115
Oh no, come on,
do one shot with me.
1558
01:08:49,148 --> 01:08:50,382
Listen, I'm late, I'm late.
1559
01:08:50,416 --> 01:08:51,951
One shot, you'll
be on your merry way.
1560
01:08:51,984 --> 01:08:53,053
A little baby shot.
1561
01:08:54,287 --> 01:08:55,421
All right.
1562
01:08:55,453 --> 01:08:58,057
One shot, one for the road.
1563
01:08:59,091 --> 01:09:00,360
Actually I'm done partying.
1564
01:09:00,393 --> 01:09:03,230
(all laughing)
1565
01:09:04,896 --> 01:09:06,298
Frank almost had
a heart attack.
1566
01:09:08,266 --> 01:09:09,101
For you.
1567
01:09:12,270 --> 01:09:13,105
Oh, a big one.
1568
01:09:16,576 --> 01:09:19,246
- Hey, hey.
- Hey, hey
1569
01:09:35,127 --> 01:09:40,133
Hey,
1570
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,436
what were you talking
about out there?
1571
01:09:43,469 --> 01:09:46,373
(both laughing)
1572
01:09:47,506 --> 01:09:49,276
Maybe joking about something.
1573
01:09:50,009 --> 01:09:50,877
What is like funny?
1574
01:09:50,909 --> 01:09:52,179
You was laughing.
1575
01:10:00,386 --> 01:10:02,389
Hey, give me my keys back.
1576
01:10:03,288 --> 01:10:06,158
You're not getting
these until you tell me
1577
01:10:06,192 --> 01:10:08,927
what you guys were laughing at.
1578
01:10:08,961 --> 01:10:11,297
Maybe just show him the
pancake pic, I don't know.
1579
01:10:11,329 --> 01:10:12,364
A picture?
1580
01:10:13,332 --> 01:10:15,235
It was a stupid story, Frank.
1581
01:10:16,002 --> 01:10:18,137
Frank, give the fucking
kid his keys back.
1582
01:10:18,170 --> 01:10:20,172
I want to see his picture.
1583
01:10:20,206 --> 01:10:21,274
Frank, it's a stupid
fucking story.
1584
01:10:21,306 --> 01:10:22,507
I know, just-
1585
01:10:22,541 --> 01:10:26,011
- Hey Frank, take it easy, man.
1586
01:10:28,514 --> 01:10:29,983
You take it fucking easy.
1587
01:10:33,319 --> 01:10:34,387
Show me the fucking picture.
1588
01:10:38,356 --> 01:10:39,626
What do I do here?
1589
01:10:39,658 --> 01:10:42,895
Hey Frank, what are
you fucking doing?
1590
01:10:46,164 --> 01:10:50,336
Show me the fucking
picture right now.
1591
01:10:50,368 --> 01:10:52,505
(tense music)
1592
01:10:57,542 --> 01:11:00,545
Swaino and Karen had coffee.
1593
01:11:00,578 --> 01:11:03,248
Oh, for Christ's
sake, fucking idiot.
1594
01:11:03,282 --> 01:11:04,117
My Karen?
1595
01:11:05,984 --> 01:11:07,353
- Yeah.
- And-
1596
01:11:07,386 --> 01:11:10,590
- What do you mean and,
yeah, we fucking had coffee.
1597
01:11:12,224 --> 01:11:13,293
Did you fuck her?
1598
01:11:14,726 --> 01:11:16,194
How could you
fucking ask me that?
1599
01:11:16,228 --> 01:11:17,329
No, fuck you for asking me that.
1600
01:11:17,363 --> 01:11:18,431
Fuck you, Frank.
1601
01:11:18,463 --> 01:11:19,131
Okay then, why did you meet?
1602
01:11:19,164 --> 01:11:21,434
She took a redeye, all right?
1603
01:11:21,466 --> 01:11:24,569
She couldn't fucking find you
in your shop or in your house.
1604
01:11:24,603 --> 01:11:25,471
So she came to my
work, she freaked out
1605
01:11:25,503 --> 01:11:27,539
because she's fucking Karen.
1606
01:11:27,573 --> 01:11:29,108
What did you tell her?
1607
01:11:29,140 --> 01:11:30,576
I told her that I
could fucking care less
1608
01:11:30,609 --> 01:11:32,445
if she's fucking sober now.
1609
01:11:32,478 --> 01:11:34,146
And that she said
that all she wanted
1610
01:11:34,180 --> 01:11:35,448
was to see her daughter.
1611
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:36,581
It's her fucking daughter.
1612
01:11:36,614 --> 01:11:37,550
Oh, by the way,
Frank's got a daughter.
1613
01:11:37,582 --> 01:11:39,251
You still think he's cool.
1614
01:11:39,284 --> 01:11:41,453
Fuck, I'm looking out
for you and Crystal.
1615
01:11:41,487 --> 01:11:44,324
That's all I'm doing, that's
all I'm ever fucking doing.
1616
01:11:45,056 --> 01:11:46,492
Crystal?
1617
01:11:46,524 --> 01:11:49,295
(tense music)
1618
01:11:51,096 --> 01:11:52,230
(grunting)
1619
01:11:52,264 --> 01:11:53,266
Whoa, whoa.
1620
01:11:57,002 --> 01:12:01,573
Jeez, you just killed Chad
Walker with a wrench, Frank.
1621
01:12:02,274 --> 01:12:04,144
What the fuck did
you do that for?
1622
01:12:12,318 --> 01:12:13,153
He's not dead.
1623
01:12:16,421 --> 01:12:17,522
Hey Frankie, I'm
gonna ask you again.
1624
01:12:17,555 --> 01:12:19,525
What the fuck are you doing?
1625
01:12:21,226 --> 01:12:23,296
That story that he
was telling you about?
1626
01:12:25,631 --> 01:12:26,466
It's Crystal.
1627
01:12:27,466 --> 01:12:30,136
(somber music)
1628
01:12:39,511 --> 01:12:43,115
(camera shutter clicking)
1629
01:12:49,387 --> 01:12:50,756
That fucking picture
that he showed us,
1630
01:12:50,789 --> 01:12:52,024
that was Crystal?
1631
01:13:07,305 --> 01:13:08,307
She'll be okay, Frank.
1632
01:13:13,412 --> 01:13:14,213
It's been two weeks
1633
01:13:20,552 --> 01:13:22,055
and she hasn't woken up yet.
1634
01:13:24,355 --> 01:13:26,725
We don't know the extent
of the brain damage.
1635
01:13:29,528 --> 01:13:31,697
It's different every day.
1636
01:13:31,729 --> 01:13:35,134
(somber orchestral music)
1637
01:13:39,438 --> 01:13:40,707
When she came to me,
1638
01:13:43,208 --> 01:13:44,810
when she needed me the most...
1639
01:13:48,413 --> 01:13:49,748
(sobbing)
1640
01:13:49,782 --> 01:13:51,117
What the fuck were you thinking?
1641
01:13:51,149 --> 01:13:52,684
He said they
were just for him.
1642
01:13:52,717 --> 01:13:55,520
You're supposed to be
smarter than that, Crystal.
1643
01:13:55,554 --> 01:13:58,391
(Crystal sobbing)
1644
01:13:59,658 --> 01:14:00,760
Dad, please.
1645
01:14:02,427 --> 01:14:03,729
You are gonna turn out
1646
01:14:03,761 --> 01:14:05,264
to be just like
your fucking mother.
1647
01:14:08,533 --> 01:14:09,568
Fuck.
1648
01:14:09,601 --> 01:14:10,235
I didn't know.
1649
01:14:12,770 --> 01:14:17,277
I don't fuckin' understand
this, picture's were online.
1650
01:14:18,743 --> 01:14:21,746
Everybody in her high school
passing them around.
1651
01:14:21,779 --> 01:14:23,282
Everybody making fun of her.
1652
01:14:24,516 --> 01:14:27,353
Even her best
friends, relentless.
1653
01:14:31,524 --> 01:14:32,692
So she had enough.
1654
01:14:33,792 --> 01:14:34,660
(knocking on door)
1655
01:14:34,693 --> 01:14:36,362
Hey hun, I'm coming in.
1656
01:14:39,564 --> 01:14:40,399
Crystal,
1657
01:14:45,570 --> 01:14:46,472
Crystal, Crystal!
1658
01:14:51,476 --> 01:14:52,744
What did you do?
1659
01:15:02,787 --> 01:15:04,456
His fucking father.
1660
01:15:08,426 --> 01:15:09,661
His fucking father is connected.
1661
01:15:12,898 --> 01:15:14,434
He made it all go away.
1662
01:15:16,801 --> 01:15:19,804
And Crystal is just the
poor girl from Manch-Vegas.
1663
01:15:19,837 --> 01:15:21,306
Nobody fucking cares.
1664
01:15:24,475 --> 01:15:25,310
Nobody but us.
1665
01:15:30,949 --> 01:15:33,485
So what are we gonna do?
1666
01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:36,788
I'm gonna kill him.
1667
01:15:36,822 --> 01:15:39,425
(tense music)
1668
01:15:43,662 --> 01:15:45,398
I'll pull the trigger.
1669
01:15:45,430 --> 01:15:46,731
That's on me.
1670
01:15:46,765 --> 01:15:48,535
But I needed you
two here with me.
1671
01:15:54,739 --> 01:15:56,542
There's a lot of work
with the disposal.
1672
01:15:59,511 --> 01:16:00,647
The disposal?
1673
01:16:01,646 --> 01:16:03,783
Yeah, I planned it all out.
1674
01:16:04,984 --> 01:16:06,953
I prepped the room.
1675
01:16:06,985 --> 01:16:12,358
(chair scraping)
(tense music)
1676
01:16:26,671 --> 01:16:28,540
(muffled screaming)
1677
01:16:28,573 --> 01:16:30,675
(gun fires)
1678
01:16:30,708 --> 01:16:33,546
(dramatic music)
1679
01:16:48,661 --> 01:16:51,331
(saw whirring)
1680
01:17:05,077 --> 01:17:07,447
(grunting)
1681
01:17:50,756 --> 01:17:52,458
That's your fucking plan?
1682
01:17:52,990 --> 01:17:54,359
Yes.
1683
01:17:54,393 --> 01:17:55,594
What about the G-wagon?
1684
01:17:55,627 --> 01:17:58,030
We drive it to Hyde
Park, smash the window,
1685
01:17:58,063 --> 01:18:00,032
put some of his blood
on the front seat.
1686
01:18:00,064 --> 01:18:01,265
Come on.
1687
01:18:01,300 --> 01:18:03,069
Frank: It's not the first
time that a drug deal went bad
1688
01:18:03,101 --> 01:18:04,636
and not fucking found.
1689
01:18:04,670 --> 01:18:06,838
The kid's fucking
he, he's 19 years old.
1690
01:18:06,872 --> 01:18:08,606
people ain't gonna
fuckin' give up on a kid.
1691
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,343
He's a fucking drug dealer.
1692
01:18:10,376 --> 01:18:11,944
Come on, he's a very
casual fucking drug dealer.
1693
01:18:11,976 --> 01:18:13,712
The kid ain't fucking
Scarface here.
1694
01:18:13,746 --> 01:18:16,349
I mean just you called
him on your phone, right?
1695
01:18:16,381 --> 01:18:18,951
- It was a burner.
- What the fuck is a burner?
1696
01:18:18,984 --> 01:18:21,987
You don't watch "The Wire?"
1697
01:18:22,020 --> 01:18:24,057
You took the fucking
Molly, didn't you?
1698
01:18:26,658 --> 01:18:30,463
Frank, Frankie, I think
that we need to think here.
1699
01:18:30,496 --> 01:18:32,864
I think that we're just,
we're going too fucking fast.
1700
01:18:32,898 --> 01:18:37,470
He ruined Crystal's
life over a fucking joke.
1701
01:18:37,502 --> 01:18:40,505
Okay, our Crystal.
1702
01:18:40,538 --> 01:18:43,141
That's all that we should
be thinking about right now.
1703
01:18:43,175 --> 01:18:44,711
When you're
right, you're right.
1704
01:18:46,845 --> 01:18:48,681
I'm in, Frank.
1705
01:18:48,713 --> 01:18:49,548
I'm in.
1706
01:18:55,921 --> 01:18:57,590
Yeah, all right, I'm in.
1707
01:18:57,622 --> 01:18:59,991
(tense music)
1708
01:19:05,130 --> 01:19:08,167
(grunting)
1709
01:19:08,199 --> 01:19:09,902
Fuck, this is
fucking crazy, Frank.
1710
01:19:09,935 --> 01:19:13,905
This is fucking crazy, could
you guys just fucking stop
1711
01:19:13,939 --> 01:19:14,874
for one fucking second?
1712
01:19:20,878 --> 01:19:22,715
Frankie, how are we gonna
fuckin' get out of this?
1713
01:19:22,747 --> 01:19:25,049
You didn't fucking
think about it.
1714
01:19:25,082 --> 01:19:26,885
Wait, where are you, Pack?
1715
01:19:30,655 --> 01:19:31,490
Fuck!
1716
01:19:41,065 --> 01:19:43,735
You're fucking out of your mind.
1717
01:19:43,769 --> 01:19:47,106
Swaino, if you want to
go, now's the time to go.
1718
01:19:47,573 --> 01:19:49,875
You know, like you said,
it's fucking easy, Frankie.
1719
01:19:49,908 --> 01:19:51,644
I never fucking
said it was easy.
1720
01:19:52,110 --> 01:19:55,113
What am I supposed to do,
I'm an accomplice, I'm here.
1721
01:19:56,180 --> 01:19:57,949
What am I supposed to do?
1722
01:19:57,983 --> 01:19:59,585
Guys, Chad Walker is awake.
1723
01:20:06,123 --> 01:20:07,225
You wannna say something?
1724
01:20:07,259 --> 01:20:10,630
(muffled grunting)
1725
01:20:11,963 --> 01:20:14,233
Please, please don't do this.
1726
01:20:14,265 --> 01:20:17,670
Your ass is definitely not
talking out of this shit, Chad.
1727
01:20:17,703 --> 01:20:19,839
Swaino, help me please.
1728
01:20:19,872 --> 01:20:22,740
No, I'm not a part of this,
okay, I'm not a part of it.
1729
01:20:22,774 --> 01:20:25,744
Wait, just let me
say something please.
1730
01:20:25,777 --> 01:20:26,612
What?
1731
01:20:27,779 --> 01:20:33,719
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I made
a mistake, I'm just a kid.
1732
01:20:34,118 --> 01:20:36,889
My parents, and the internet,
the fucking internet.
1733
01:20:36,921 --> 01:20:38,089
I know I hurt her.
1734
01:20:38,122 --> 01:20:38,990
I didn't mean it.
1735
01:20:40,292 --> 01:20:43,796
I've been working in
the shop almost every day
1736
01:20:43,828 --> 01:20:45,997
for over 10 fucking years,
1737
01:20:46,030 --> 01:20:48,167
trying to give my
daughter a future.
1738
01:20:48,734 --> 01:20:54,106
But then you came along
and you treat her like a,
1739
01:20:55,740 --> 01:20:57,943
you treated her like
a piece of garbage.
1740
01:20:57,975 --> 01:21:00,679
I didn't know she
was in high school.
1741
01:21:00,712 --> 01:21:01,914
Was it funny passing
around that picture
1742
01:21:01,947 --> 01:21:03,949
of my little baby girl, huh?
1743
01:21:05,149 --> 01:21:07,853
Bet you all got a big
fucking laugh, right?
1744
01:21:07,886 --> 01:21:09,789
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1745
01:21:10,322 --> 01:21:11,556
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
1746
01:21:11,590 --> 01:21:14,659
I'm sorry.
1747
01:21:15,293 --> 01:21:16,127
No, no.
1748
01:21:18,262 --> 01:21:23,269
No, no, no, please no.
1749
01:21:24,670 --> 01:21:26,238
(Chad sobbing)
1750
01:21:26,270 --> 01:21:28,139
No, please, please, no.
1751
01:21:32,010 --> 01:21:33,880
No, please, please.
1752
01:21:35,814 --> 01:21:36,849
No, no.
1753
01:21:38,350 --> 01:21:40,753
No, please, no, come on.
1754
01:21:42,220 --> 01:21:44,757
Let me say goodbye
to my mom and dad.
1755
01:21:44,789 --> 01:21:46,824
Please, let me say
goodbye to them.
1756
01:21:46,858 --> 01:21:49,028
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1757
01:21:50,662 --> 01:21:53,766
(gun cocking)
1758
01:21:53,798 --> 01:21:54,634
No, no!
1759
01:21:56,335 --> 01:21:59,872
(Chad sobbing)
(Frank breathing heavily)
1760
01:21:59,904 --> 01:22:01,573
Wait, Instagram!
1761
01:22:01,606 --> 01:22:02,908
Instagram, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
1762
01:22:04,710 --> 01:22:06,211
What the fuck?
1763
01:22:06,243 --> 01:22:09,948
He posted on Instagram,
we all did, Frankie.
1764
01:22:09,981 --> 01:22:12,051
He posted on the internet.
1765
01:22:12,083 --> 01:22:13,184
Going out in the fucking world.
1766
01:22:13,217 --> 01:22:14,920
Packie: We all did.
1767
01:22:14,953 --> 01:22:16,655
Oh, this is unbelievable.
1768
01:22:16,688 --> 01:22:18,757
All the cops
gotta do, just look
1769
01:22:18,789 --> 01:22:19,958
at his fucking Instagram
and knows that he's here.
1770
01:22:19,992 --> 01:22:21,025
Swaino's right.
1771
01:22:21,059 --> 01:22:21,659
And we are all fucked.
1772
01:22:21,693 --> 01:22:24,296
I have 2,854 followers.
1773
01:22:24,328 --> 01:22:25,930
Hey, you shut the fuck up.
1774
01:22:25,963 --> 01:22:27,332
You're so fucked.
1775
01:22:27,365 --> 01:22:29,234
Oh my God, I'll tell you
what you're gonna do.
1776
01:22:29,266 --> 01:22:30,769
- You're gonna untie me-
- Shut up.
1777
01:22:30,801 --> 01:22:32,136
And we're gonna call the cops.
1778
01:22:32,170 --> 01:22:33,204
Swaino: Shut up!
1779
01:22:33,238 --> 01:22:34,039
Attempted murder.
1780
01:22:34,072 --> 01:22:34,907
(laughing)
1781
01:22:34,939 --> 01:22:36,140
Shut up!
1782
01:22:36,173 --> 01:22:38,210
Oh my father's gonna
sue the shit out of you.
1783
01:22:38,243 --> 01:22:42,081
You guys are gonna get your
fucking ass raped in jail.
1784
01:22:42,113 --> 01:22:44,082
Get ready, boys.
1785
01:22:44,115 --> 01:22:45,818
Start stretching those
fucking assholes.
1786
01:22:45,850 --> 01:22:47,018
Shut the fuck up!
1787
01:22:47,051 --> 01:22:50,088
You should've taught your
whore fucking daughter not to-
1788
01:22:52,056 --> 01:22:53,358
- Frankie, no, Frankie, no.
1789
01:22:53,391 --> 01:22:56,662
(Chad gagging)
1790
01:22:56,694 --> 01:22:58,063
No, don't no.
1791
01:22:58,095 --> 01:22:58,897
No, Frankie.
1792
01:23:01,099 --> 01:23:03,369
(grunting)
1793
01:23:03,402 --> 01:23:04,269
Fuck.
1794
01:23:04,301 --> 01:23:06,304
(dog barking)
1795
01:23:06,337 --> 01:23:08,273
Frankie, listen to me carefully.
1796
01:23:08,305 --> 01:23:10,108
Hey, fucking help.
1797
01:23:10,141 --> 01:23:12,912
(dog barking)
1798
01:23:14,945 --> 01:23:16,914
Yeah, I'll go, I'll go.
1799
01:23:16,948 --> 01:23:20,219
(dog barking)
1800
01:23:20,252 --> 01:23:23,089
(banging on door)
1801
01:23:35,466 --> 01:23:37,402
Karen: I can see
you over there, Swaino,
1802
01:23:37,435 --> 01:23:39,103
you fuckin' chimpanzee,
1803
01:23:39,136 --> 01:23:40,773
open the fucking door.
1804
01:23:40,805 --> 01:23:43,174
Karen, you better get
the fuck outta here.
1805
01:23:43,207 --> 01:23:45,277
Karen: What the fuck
is going on, Frank?
1806
01:23:45,310 --> 01:23:48,380
I swear I'll throw my fist
through the fucking window.
1807
01:23:48,412 --> 01:23:51,349
- Karen just go-
- All right, I'm kicking.
1808
01:23:51,382 --> 01:23:54,086
All right, all right, get in.
1809
01:23:54,118 --> 01:23:56,054
What the fuck is going on?
1810
01:23:56,087 --> 01:23:57,422
Jeez, why the blood all
of you, what is this,
1811
01:23:57,456 --> 01:23:58,990
a fight club or something,
1812
01:23:59,024 --> 01:24:00,159
you guys finally
fucking each other?
1813
01:24:00,192 --> 01:24:01,359
What the fuck
are you doing here?
1814
01:24:01,393 --> 01:24:03,429
I went on Instagram, I saw
this jackass checked in here.
1815
01:24:03,462 --> 01:24:06,131
If you think you can keep
my daughter away from me,
1816
01:24:06,163 --> 01:24:09,033
I swear to God I'll get a lawyer,
I'll get a fucking lawyer.
1817
01:24:09,067 --> 01:24:10,202
Calm the fuck down.
1818
01:24:10,234 --> 01:24:12,871
Okay, you told him that we
talked this morning, right?
1819
01:24:12,904 --> 01:24:14,740
And you asked if
we fucked, right?
1820
01:24:14,773 --> 01:24:16,307
Do you think I would do that?
1821
01:24:16,341 --> 01:24:18,010
Do you think I'm that
kind of a fucking person.
1822
01:24:18,042 --> 01:24:19,310
Would you please just
stop fucking talking?
1823
01:24:19,344 --> 01:24:21,913
Shut the fuck up, Swaino.
1824
01:24:21,947 --> 01:24:23,215
Okay.
1825
01:24:23,247 --> 01:24:25,216
- Karen.
- Where the fuck is my kid?
1826
01:24:26,952 --> 01:24:29,188
Where the fuck is
my fucking kid?
1827
01:24:31,355 --> 01:24:33,992
Something happened to Crystal.
1828
01:24:34,024 --> 01:24:34,859
What?
1829
01:24:36,962 --> 01:24:38,297
What, what the fuck happened?
1830
01:24:38,329 --> 01:24:39,430
I need you to calm-
1831
01:24:39,463 --> 01:24:40,332
- Tell me what fucking
happened, Frank.
1832
01:24:40,364 --> 01:24:42,333
Sit the fuck down, please.
1833
01:24:47,271 --> 01:24:50,208
(somber orchestral music)
1834
01:24:50,242 --> 01:24:53,045
(muffled chattering)
1835
01:25:11,128 --> 01:25:12,363
I need you to get in your car
1836
01:25:12,396 --> 01:25:14,198
and get the fuck out of here.
1837
01:25:14,231 --> 01:25:15,067
Just go away,
1838
01:25:17,402 --> 01:25:18,237
right now.
1839
01:25:21,372 --> 01:25:22,507
Where the fuck is he?
1840
01:25:24,376 --> 01:25:27,947
(somber orchestral music)
1841
01:26:10,287 --> 01:26:12,824
(tense music)
1842
01:26:21,600 --> 01:26:26,405
(Karen grunting)
(muffled sobbing)
1843
01:26:29,073 --> 01:26:31,409
(whispering)
1844
01:26:34,279 --> 01:26:37,082
(Karen grunting)
1845
01:27:02,207 --> 01:27:04,944
(Karen sobbing)
1846
01:27:21,192 --> 01:27:24,162
So what are we gonna do?
1847
01:27:24,194 --> 01:27:28,900
I'm gonna cop a plea
and turn myself in.
1848
01:27:28,934 --> 01:27:31,170
Tell them you guys have
nothing to do with this.
1849
01:27:32,537 --> 01:27:33,372
What?
1850
01:27:42,447 --> 01:27:46,652
Hey listen, give me
a half hour head start
1851
01:27:46,685 --> 01:27:48,187
before you let him go.
1852
01:27:49,554 --> 01:27:50,389
Okay?
1853
01:27:52,524 --> 01:27:56,328
I got to say goodbye to her,
before I turn myself in.
1854
01:27:59,965 --> 01:28:01,233
Packie: You can
count on us, Frankie.
1855
01:28:01,265 --> 01:28:02,300
I'm sorry.
1856
01:28:03,068 --> 01:28:04,103
All right.
1857
01:28:17,247 --> 01:28:19,250
You got to take care
of her now, Karen.
1858
01:28:19,283 --> 01:28:20,152
Swaino: Wait what?
1859
01:28:20,185 --> 01:28:21,486
Hang on Frank.
1860
01:28:21,519 --> 01:28:24,256
She's her mother.
1861
01:28:24,288 --> 01:28:25,122
It doesn't matter.
1862
01:28:25,155 --> 01:28:25,690
What's she gonna do?
1863
01:28:25,724 --> 01:28:27,559
She's gonna run off.
1864
01:28:27,591 --> 01:28:29,226
You gotta trust me.
1865
01:28:29,260 --> 01:28:30,427
You got to fucking trust me.
1866
01:28:30,461 --> 01:28:33,298
Swaino: Fuck her and the
fucking horse she walked in on.
1867
01:28:33,331 --> 01:28:34,399
It's not about
growing the fuck up.
1868
01:28:34,431 --> 01:28:35,967
I've been there for Christ sake.
1869
01:28:36,001 --> 01:28:38,302
All right, just
stop it, just stop it,
1870
01:28:38,336 --> 01:28:39,637
God damn it, enough.
1871
01:28:41,439 --> 01:28:42,740
You're just gonna give up?
1872
01:28:42,774 --> 01:28:44,142
The fuck we
supposed to do, Karen?
1873
01:28:44,175 --> 01:28:47,346
I don't know, I don't know.
1874
01:28:48,380 --> 01:28:50,748
But on top of everything else
that piece of shit did to her
1875
01:28:50,782 --> 01:28:53,152
he's gonna take her
father away from her too.
1876
01:28:56,587 --> 01:28:58,289
Crystal needs her father.
1877
01:28:59,256 --> 01:29:00,158
She needs you.
1878
01:29:03,161 --> 01:29:08,132
Karen, if they stay,
you're all going to jail.
1879
01:29:10,234 --> 01:29:11,369
You're saying
we can't outsmart
1880
01:29:11,403 --> 01:29:13,137
some soft fucking pretty boy?
1881
01:29:15,774 --> 01:29:17,376
You don't understand
who his father is.
1882
01:29:17,408 --> 01:29:19,643
Fuck his fucking father.
1883
01:29:19,676 --> 01:29:22,213
Fuck his entire fucking family.
1884
01:29:22,247 --> 01:29:24,615
He ain't gonna win
this time, not today.
1885
01:29:27,484 --> 01:29:29,153
Guys, we've gotta be smart.
1886
01:29:29,953 --> 01:29:31,689
We're gonna use
our fucking heads.
1887
01:29:35,359 --> 01:29:36,260
We just gotta think.
1888
01:29:40,064 --> 01:29:41,332
Now we just got
to work together.
1889
01:29:46,337 --> 01:29:47,706
Packie, you're smart.
1890
01:29:49,440 --> 01:29:51,342
You're the smartest guy I know.
1891
01:29:53,511 --> 01:29:55,514
He ruined her
life with a picture.
1892
01:29:59,716 --> 01:30:00,551
So what?
1893
01:30:05,823 --> 01:30:06,657
Hey guys,
1894
01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:11,195
I think I got an idea.
1895
01:30:12,296 --> 01:30:13,131
Packie,
1896
01:30:17,601 --> 01:30:18,836
you want to keep
Frankie out of jail?
1897
01:30:18,869 --> 01:30:20,372
Yeah.
1898
01:30:20,404 --> 01:30:23,541
(tense orchestral music)
1899
01:30:47,564 --> 01:30:50,535
(muffled grunting)
1900
01:30:56,140 --> 01:30:57,576
Packie: I don't
know about this.
1901
01:30:57,609 --> 01:30:59,511
Hey, hey, Pack, you
can fucking do this.
1902
01:30:59,543 --> 01:31:01,378
Packie: Why me?
1903
01:31:01,412 --> 01:31:03,615
Swaino: Because yours is
by far the most photogenic.
1904
01:31:03,648 --> 01:31:05,550
- Packie.
- You got it
1905
01:31:05,582 --> 01:31:07,384
You can do it, Packie.
1906
01:31:07,417 --> 01:31:07,853
You can do it.
1907
01:31:07,886 --> 01:31:09,387
That a boy.
1908
01:31:09,420 --> 01:31:10,622
- You got it.
- That a boy, Packie.
1909
01:31:10,654 --> 01:31:11,722
(muffled grunting)
1910
01:31:11,756 --> 01:31:13,725
I don't know guys, it
seems a little homophobic.
1911
01:31:13,757 --> 01:31:15,460
It's a lot fucking homophobic
1912
01:31:15,493 --> 01:31:17,195
but that's kind of the
fucking point, all right?
1913
01:31:17,228 --> 01:31:18,396
Am I right?
1914
01:31:19,296 --> 01:31:20,531
Frank: You got it, Pack.
1915
01:31:25,569 --> 01:31:27,206
Karen, can you
turn around please?
1916
01:31:31,475 --> 01:31:33,679
Okay Pack, take it off.
1917
01:31:34,612 --> 01:31:37,282
Not your shirt, the pillowcase.
1918
01:31:39,283 --> 01:31:41,318
That's it.
1919
01:31:41,351 --> 01:31:42,653
What the fuck is this?
1920
01:31:43,787 --> 01:31:46,590
- Holy shit, Packie.
- Open your mouth.
1921
01:31:46,623 --> 01:31:48,659
No way, no fucking way.
1922
01:31:48,693 --> 01:31:50,195
Open your mouth.
1923
01:31:50,228 --> 01:31:51,429
No fucking way.
1924
01:31:51,462 --> 01:31:52,364
Open your fucking mouth.
1925
01:31:52,396 --> 01:31:54,765
(saw buzzing)
1926
01:32:00,637 --> 01:32:01,805
(muffled grunting)
1927
01:32:01,838 --> 01:32:02,740
Ata boy.
1928
01:32:03,975 --> 01:32:05,677
What's the passcode?
1929
01:32:05,710 --> 01:32:07,645
One, two, three,
four, five, six.
1930
01:32:07,679 --> 01:32:08,813
I think I'm on
the wrong screen.
1931
01:32:08,845 --> 01:32:09,913
Get the fucking picture.
1932
01:32:09,947 --> 01:32:13,918
Okay, okay, okay, I got
it, I got it, I got it.
1933
01:32:13,952 --> 01:32:15,353
Right there.
1934
01:32:15,386 --> 01:32:17,689
(Chad coughing)
1935
01:32:20,792 --> 01:32:21,627
Show him.
1936
01:32:25,863 --> 01:32:27,699
Can you tell it's me?
1937
01:32:27,731 --> 01:32:28,899
Only if someone's
seen your cock, Pack,
1938
01:32:28,932 --> 01:32:30,202
I think you're safe.
1939
01:32:32,804 --> 01:32:35,440
Yeah, and what the fuck are
you going to do with that?
1940
01:32:44,748 --> 01:32:49,688
Okay Chad, now the way we
see it, there's two options
1941
01:32:49,720 --> 01:32:51,722
in how we move forward.
1942
01:32:51,756 --> 01:32:55,927
Option one, you go, you run
like the little bitch you are,
1943
01:32:55,960 --> 01:32:57,996
you run to your father,
run to the cops.
1944
01:32:58,029 --> 01:32:58,930
You're all fucked.
1945
01:32:58,962 --> 01:33:00,532
Excuse me, young man.
1946
01:33:00,564 --> 01:33:03,402
Excuse me, you interrupted me.
1947
01:33:08,273 --> 01:33:10,507
Now you can go to the
cops, but I'm gonna tell you
1948
01:33:10,541 --> 01:33:15,413
right now, my friend right
there, he's a social networking
1949
01:33:15,445 --> 01:33:16,747
fucking genius.
1950
01:33:16,780 --> 01:33:17,881
And he will post this
picture it'll go everywhere.
1951
01:33:17,914 --> 01:33:18,783
I mean everywhere.
1952
01:33:18,815 --> 01:33:19,818
It'll do that thing.
1953
01:33:19,850 --> 01:33:20,851
What's that thing called, Pack?
1954
01:33:20,885 --> 01:33:21,820
Going viral.
1955
01:33:21,853 --> 01:33:22,854
It'll go fucking viral.
1956
01:33:24,021 --> 01:33:26,423
It'll go fucking viral.
1957
01:33:26,457 --> 01:33:27,926
No, I'll tell the truth.
1958
01:33:28,693 --> 01:33:30,729
And when that comes
out, they'll believe me.
1959
01:33:30,761 --> 01:33:32,730
It won't make a fucking
difference, Chad, and you know it.
1960
01:33:32,764 --> 01:33:34,699
The truth will make them
share it even more probably.
1961
01:33:34,731 --> 01:33:36,301
Probably.
1962
01:33:36,333 --> 01:33:38,737
So Chad, no one's gonna
pay you that $2,200 an hour.
1963
01:33:38,770 --> 01:33:41,773
Shit, you'll be unhirable, Chad.
1964
01:33:41,805 --> 01:33:45,009
Your father, those bullshit
billionaire clients of his
1965
01:33:45,042 --> 01:33:46,877
they're gonna laugh at you.
1966
01:33:46,911 --> 01:33:48,613
Every single time you
walk out of a room
1967
01:33:48,645 --> 01:33:50,047
they're gonna laugh.
1968
01:33:50,081 --> 01:33:52,583
Maybe your friends will
come up with a nickname
1969
01:33:52,617 --> 01:33:53,284
for you this time.
1970
01:33:53,318 --> 01:33:56,454
Yeah, like Captain Dicksucker.
1971
01:33:59,489 --> 01:34:00,858
Yeah, hopefully a little
more creative than that
1972
01:34:00,891 --> 01:34:02,726
but yes, something
along those lines.
1973
01:34:02,760 --> 01:34:03,729
Option two.
1974
01:34:04,095 --> 01:34:05,896
You want to hear option two?
1975
01:34:07,864 --> 01:34:12,002
You walk out of here and you
never ever mention this night
1976
01:34:12,036 --> 01:34:14,405
to anyone anywhere, and it'll
be like this whole night
1977
01:34:14,439 --> 01:34:16,742
including this very
provocative photo
1978
01:34:17,742 --> 01:34:18,909
never fucking happened.
1979
01:34:25,983 --> 01:34:27,485
What's it gonna be, Chad?
1980
01:34:33,623 --> 01:34:34,626
Option two.
1981
01:34:38,662 --> 01:34:39,497
Goddamn right.
1982
01:34:45,970 --> 01:34:46,805
Cut him free.
1983
01:35:10,627 --> 01:35:12,596
Get the fuck out of my shop.
1984
01:35:21,838 --> 01:35:24,975
(light orchestral music)
1985
01:36:48,826 --> 01:36:49,627
Your family's here.
1986
01:37:11,248 --> 01:37:14,085
(light rock music)
1987
01:37:20,091 --> 01:37:23,127
? Spent the last year ?
1988
01:37:23,159 --> 01:37:26,064
? Going out of my mind ?
1989
01:37:26,096 --> 01:37:29,666
? Looking for reasons ?
1990
01:37:29,699 --> 01:37:32,569
? I could never find ?
1991
01:37:32,603 --> 01:37:36,106
? Until I put my finger on it ?
1992
01:37:36,140 --> 01:37:39,711
? And saw every sign ?
1993
01:37:39,743 --> 01:37:42,112
? Take all you can get ?
1994
01:37:42,145 --> 01:37:47,152
? Keep your fingers
off of mine ?
1995
01:37:49,953 --> 01:37:53,690
? Sitting in the tower ?
1996
01:37:53,724 --> 01:37:57,028
? Without a clue or care ?
1997
01:37:57,060 --> 01:38:02,533
? And goodbye opportunities
hanging off of my head ?
1998
01:38:03,801 --> 01:38:07,138
? Handing several items out ?
1999
01:38:07,171 --> 01:38:10,842
? To anyone who dares ?
2000
01:38:10,875 --> 01:38:13,845
? Climb my own way up
to the top ?
2001
01:38:13,877 --> 01:38:18,884
? Just to get kicked
down the stairs ?
2002
01:38:20,685 --> 01:38:23,221
? Bein' pulled a million ways ?
2003
01:38:23,253 --> 01:38:27,591
? All at the same time ?
2004
01:38:27,625 --> 01:38:32,631
? It's enough to make
anyone go insane ?
2005
01:38:34,198 --> 01:38:39,604
? When you find yourself
forgetting all your own rhymes ?
2006
01:38:41,671 --> 01:38:46,677
? Givin' up on dreams floating
'round inside your brain ?
2007
01:40:00,350 --> 01:40:05,356
? Bein' pulled a million
ways all at the same time ?
2008
01:40:06,890 --> 01:40:12,096
? It's enough to make
anyone go insane ?
2009
01:40:13,831 --> 01:40:19,237
? When you find yourself
forgetting all your own rhymes ?
2010
01:40:21,072 --> 01:40:26,077
? Givin' up on dreams floating
'round inside your brain ?
2011
01:40:32,983 --> 01:40:37,989
? Keep staring at the pages,
going over the same lines ?
2012
01:40:39,789 --> 01:40:44,796
? It's all been said and done
by now, two or three times ?
2013
01:40:56,340 --> 01:40:59,844
(light orchestral music)
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