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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,250 --> 00:00:07,667 [ Sigh ] ANYTHING? 2 00:00:07,667 --> 00:00:10,792 AH! "INTRODUCTION TO THE MODERN NOVEL. 3 00:00:10,792 --> 00:00:13,625 A SURVEY STUDY OF 20th CENTURY NOVELISTS." 4 00:00:13,625 --> 00:00:15,542 OPEN TO FRESHMEN. YOU MIGHT LIKE THAT. 5 00:00:15,542 --> 00:00:18,750 INTRODUCTION TO THE MODERN NOVEL? 6 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:22,208 I'M GUESSING I'D PROBABLY HAVE TO READ THE MODERN NOVEL. 7 00:00:22,208 --> 00:00:24,834 MAYBE MORE THAN ONE. 8 00:00:24,834 --> 00:00:26,583 I LIKE BOOKS... 9 00:00:26,583 --> 00:00:30,625 I JUST DON'T WANT TO TAKE ON TOO MUCH. 10 00:00:30,625 --> 00:00:33,667 DO THEY HAVE AN INTRODUCTION TO THE MODERN BLURB? 11 00:00:34,708 --> 00:00:36,250 OH! "SHORT STORY." 12 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:37,708 WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 13 00:00:37,708 --> 00:00:39,583 OH, NO. IT CONFLICTS WITH PSYCH. 14 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:41,500 MAYBE I SHOULDN'T TAKE PSYCH. 15 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:42,542 YOU GOTTA. 16 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:44,625 I-IT'S FUN, A-AND YOU CAN USE IT 17 00:00:44,625 --> 00:00:46,291 AS YOUR SCIENCE REQUIREMENT. 18 00:00:46,291 --> 00:00:49,208 ANYWAY, PROFESSOR WALSH IS SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT. 19 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:51,291 SHE'S LIKE WORLD-RENOWNED. 20 00:00:51,291 --> 00:00:53,792 HOW DO YOU GET TO BE RENOWNED? 21 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:57,291 I MEAN, LIKE, DO YOU HAVE TO BE "NOWNED" FIRST? 22 00:00:57,291 --> 00:01:00,708 YES, FIRST THERE'S THE PAINFUL "NOWNING" PROCESS. 23 00:01:00,708 --> 00:01:05,125 WAIT! "IMAGES OF POP CULTURE." THIS IS GOOD. 24 00:01:05,125 --> 00:01:07,250 T-THEY WATCH MOVIES, 25 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:10,041 T-TV SHOWS, EVEN COMMERCIALS. 26 00:01:10,041 --> 00:01:11,250 FOR CREDIT? 27 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:13,875 HEH. ISN'T COLLEGE COOL? 28 00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:15,792 HOW DID I MISS THAT ONE? 29 00:01:15,792 --> 00:01:18,458 WELL, YOU DID SORT OF WAIT TILL THE LAST MINUTE 30 00:01:18,458 --> 00:01:21,041 WITH YOUR COURSE SELECTION. 31 00:01:21,041 --> 00:01:25,083 SORRY, MISS "I CHOSE MY MAJOR IN PLAY GROUP." 32 00:01:25,083 --> 00:01:27,375 THAT'S AN EXAGGERATION. 33 00:01:27,375 --> 00:01:31,333 I JUST, YOU KNOW, THINK IT'S GOOD TO BE PREPARED. 34 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:34,458 DON'T WANT TO BE CAUGHT UNAWARES. 35 00:01:34,458 --> 00:01:36,166 WELL, I'VE BEEN BUSY. 36 00:01:36,166 --> 00:01:39,000 IT'S BEEN A VERY SLAY-HEAVY SUMMER. 37 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,625 JUST HAVEN'T HAD A WHOLE LOT OF TIME 38 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:43,583 TO THINK ABOUT LIFE AT UC SUNNYDALE. 39 00:01:43,583 --> 00:01:46,750 COLLEGE IS EXCITING, THOUGH, ISN'T IT? 40 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:50,583 YEAH. IT'S GONNA BE AN ADJUSTMENT. 41 00:01:50,583 --> 00:01:52,500 YEAH, IT'S, LIKE, 5 MILES AWAY. 42 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:55,667 HEH. UNCHARTED TERRITORY. 43 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:58,250 GILES SAID I HAVE TO BE SECRET-IDENTITY GAL AGAIN. 44 00:01:58,250 --> 00:01:59,583 THAT MAKES SENSE. 45 00:01:59,583 --> 00:02:01,834 IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH, THOUGH. 46 00:02:01,834 --> 00:02:03,542 WITH A ROOMMATE. 47 00:02:03,542 --> 00:02:04,875 YEAH. 48 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:08,375 I'M PSYCHED ABOUT COLLEGE. DEFINITELY. 49 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:10,375 I JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW IT'S GONNA WORK 50 00:02:10,375 --> 00:02:12,792 WITH MY EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES. 51 00:02:12,792 --> 00:02:16,834 I JUST CAN'T LET IT TAKE THE EDGE OFF MY SLAYING. 52 00:02:16,834 --> 00:02:19,291 I GOTTA STAY SHARP. 53 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:23,917 IS THIS GUY EVER GONNA WAKE UP? 54 00:03:33,041 --> 00:03:35,375 ♪ SOMETIMES ♪ 55 00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:38,834 ♪ IN THE BACK OF MY MIND ♪ 56 00:03:38,834 --> 00:03:43,458 FRESHMEN! WE'RE DOING THIS BY FOLDER COLOR! 57 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:46,583 IF YOU'RE NOT HOLDING ON TO A YELLOW FOLDER, 58 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:48,083 YOU'RE IN THE WRONG GROUP. 59 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:50,583 YOU BELONG UP BY WIESMAN HALL. 60 00:03:55,708 --> 00:03:56,959 [ Girl ] WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT. 61 00:03:56,959 --> 00:03:58,000 [ Crowd ] NO! 62 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 DON'T TAKE IT LYING DOWN. 63 00:03:59,000 --> 00:03:59,917 NO! 64 00:03:59,917 --> 00:04:01,209 WHAT DO WE WANT? 65 00:04:01,209 --> 00:04:02,041 [ Crowd Responds ] 66 00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:03,209 WHEN DO WE WANT IT? 67 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:04,250 NOW! 68 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:05,250 WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT. 69 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:06,417 NO! 70 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:07,875 DON'T TAKE IT LYING DOWN. 71 00:04:17,209 --> 00:04:18,500 RALLY TOMORROW NIGHT. 72 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:20,125 WE HAVE TO LET THE ADMINISTRATION KNOW HOW WE FEEL. 73 00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:22,583 YEAH. RIGHT. 74 00:04:22,583 --> 00:04:25,000 HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOR? 75 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,250 UH, YOU KNOW, I MEANT TO, 76 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:28,583 A-AND THEN I JUST GOT REALLY BUSY. 77 00:04:28,583 --> 00:04:30,583 PARTY THURSDAY AT ALPHA DELT. 78 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:32,667 GOTTA BE THERE. FREE JELL-O SHOTS FOR FRESHMAN WOMEN. 79 00:04:32,667 --> 00:04:36,917 DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE... WIESMAN HALL IS? 80 00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:44,375 [ Willow ] BUFFY. HEY! 81 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:45,917 BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU. 82 00:04:45,917 --> 00:04:48,708 ISN'T THIS COOL? THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON. 83 00:04:48,708 --> 00:04:51,750 YEAH. ALMOST, ONE MIGHT SAY, TOO MUCH. 84 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,834 I GOT ALL MY COURSES, EXCEPT FOR MODERN POETRY. 85 00:04:54,834 --> 00:04:57,708 I HAD TO SWITCH TO ETHNOMUSICOLOGY, BUT THAT'S COOL. 86 00:04:57,708 --> 00:05:00,625 WEST AFRICAN DRUMMING, I THINK IT'S GONNA CHANGE EVERYTHING. 87 00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:02,792 HAVE YOU MET YOUR ROOMMATE YET? 88 00:05:02,792 --> 00:05:03,667 NO. 89 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:05,708 ME NEITHER. I HOPE SHE'S COOL. 90 00:05:05,708 --> 00:05:07,291 I SEE YOU GOT TICKETED, TOO. 91 00:05:07,291 --> 00:05:09,834 YES. I'VE HEARD ABOUT 5 DIFFERENT ISSUES, 92 00:05:09,834 --> 00:05:12,166 AND I'M ANGRY ABOUT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM. 93 00:05:12,166 --> 00:05:13,333 WHAT DID YOU GET? 94 00:05:13,333 --> 00:05:15,041 JELL-O SHOTS. 95 00:05:15,041 --> 00:05:17,209 I DIDN'T GET JELL-O SHOTS. 96 00:05:17,209 --> 00:05:21,083 OH, I'LL TRADE YOU FOR A "TAKE BACK THE NIGHT." 97 00:05:21,083 --> 00:05:23,417 ARE WE HEADING ANYWHERE NEAR WIESMAN HALL? 98 00:05:23,417 --> 00:05:24,625 I STILL NEED TO GET MY I.D. CARD. 99 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,083 OH, I GOT MINE THIS MORNING. 100 00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:28,875 THE LINES ARE REALLY LONG NOW. YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE EARLY. 101 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:31,875 WELL, I HOPE THAT I LEARN FROM THIS EXPERIENCE 102 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:33,417 AND THAT I GROW. 103 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,333 I'M BEING ANNOYING, AREN'T I? 104 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:37,333 NO. IT'S NICE THAT YOU'RE EXCITED. 105 00:05:37,333 --> 00:05:41,333 IT'S JUST IN HIGH SCHOOL, KNOWLEDGE WAS PRETTY MUCH FROWNED UPON. 106 00:05:41,333 --> 00:05:43,750 YOU REALLY HAD TO WORK TO LEARN ANYTHING. 107 00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:46,792 BUT HERE, THE ENERGY, THE COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE-- 108 00:05:46,792 --> 00:05:49,792 IT'S LIKE THIS FORCE, T-THIS PENETRATING FORCE, 109 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:53,125 AND I CAN JUST FEEL MY MIND OPENING UP, YOU KNOW, 110 00:05:53,125 --> 00:05:59,291 AND LETTING THIS PLACE JUST THRUST INTO AND--AND SPURT KNOWLEDGE INTO-- 111 00:05:59,291 --> 00:06:03,750 THAT SENTENCE ENDED UP IN A DIFFERENT PLACE THAN IT STARTED OUT IN. 112 00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:07,167 I'M WITH YOU, THOUGH. I'M ALL FOR SPURTY KNOWLEDGE. 113 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:10,125 I MEAN, IT'S JUST, IT'S A LITTLE OVERWHELMING. 114 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:11,625 DON'T YOU FEEL IT? 115 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:13,792 WELL, I'M...[ Gasp ] OOH, BOYFRIEND! 116 00:06:13,792 --> 00:06:15,750 IT'S MY ON-CAMPUS BOYFRIEND. 117 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,750 OH, NO, I FORGOT TO PICK MINE UP. 118 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:19,875 LINE'S PROBABLY REALLY LONG NOW, TOO. 119 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:21,125 HOW ARE YOU? 120 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:23,125 GOOD. IT'S PRETTY MUCH A MADHOUSE, A MADHOUSE. 121 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:24,792 I KNOW. I WAS JUST SAYING THAT TO WILLOW. 122 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:26,917 I MEAN, IT'S JUST SO OVERWHELMING. 123 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:29,166 DON'T YOU FEEL COMPLETELY DISORIENTED? 124 00:06:29,166 --> 00:06:30,083 OZ! 125 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:31,417 HEY, PAUL. 126 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:34,750 FINALLY MATRICULATING WITH US. VERY COOL. 127 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:36,625 TELL ME YOU'RE PLAYING THIS WEEK. 128 00:06:36,625 --> 00:06:38,000 THURSDAY NIGHT, ALPHA DELT. 129 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,625 OOH! I HAVE THAT ONE. 130 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:41,458 I'M BRINGING THE WRECKING CREW. JELL-O SHOTS. 131 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:42,792 GOOD. 132 00:06:42,792 --> 00:06:44,000 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY'RE DISTRIBUTING 133 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,500 THE WORK-STUDY APPLICATIONS? 134 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,250 BACK OF RICHMOND HALL, NEXT TO THE AUDITORIUM. 135 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:49,542 THANKS. SEE YOU, BRO. 136 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,542 GO GET 'EM. 137 00:06:51,542 --> 00:06:55,166 MY BAND'S PLAYED HERE A LOT. IT'S STILL ALL NEW. 138 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:58,083 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON. HEY, DOUG. 139 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,792 LIBRARY...OOH, LIBRARY. COME ON. 140 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:09,209 IT'S TOO BAD GILES COULDN'T BE LIBRARIAN HERE. BE CONVENIENT. 141 00:07:09,209 --> 00:07:11,834 WELL, HE SAYS HE'S ENJOYING BEING A GENTLEMAN OF LEISURE. 142 00:07:11,834 --> 00:07:15,708 GENTLEMAN OF LEISURE? ISN'T THAT JUST BRITISH FOR UNEMPLOYED? 143 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:17,667 UH-HUH. HE'S A SLACKER NOW. 144 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:20,875 SPEAKING OF SLACK, YOU HEARD ANYTHING FROM XANDER? 145 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,375 NOT FOR A WHILE. 146 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,917 HE'S STILL ON HIS "CROSS-COUNTRY, SEE AMERICA" THING. 147 00:07:24,917 --> 00:07:28,875 HE SAID HE WASN'T COMING BACK UNTIL HE'D DRIVEN TO ALL 50 STATES. 148 00:07:28,875 --> 00:07:31,500 DID YOU EXPLAIN ABOUT HAWAII? 149 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:34,208 WELL, HE SEEMED SO DETERMINED. 150 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:36,166 WELL, I HOPE HE GETS BACK SOON. 151 00:07:36,166 --> 00:07:38,500 IT'D BE FUN TO HAVE THE WHOLE GANG BACK TOGETHER, YOU KNOW, 152 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:42,000 HANG OUT IN THE...LIBRARY. 153 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,083 WOW. 154 00:07:46,917 --> 00:07:49,667 OH, MY GOSH, ISN'T THIS AMAZING? 155 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:53,750 IT'S...COZY. 156 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:58,667 YOU KNOW, I NEVER WANTED TO HURT GILES'S FEELINGS, BUT OCCULT BOOKS ASIDE, 157 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:04,209 OUR OLD LIBRARY JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE GREATEST SELECTION. BUT THIS! 158 00:08:04,209 --> 00:08:06,166 YEAH, THIS IS GREAT, YOU KNOW, 159 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:09,750 IF WE EVER NEED A PLACE FOR THE NUREMBERG RALLIES. 160 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,291 AH, THIS IS A REAL LIBRARY. 161 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,792 [ Man ] SHH! 162 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:14,834 [ Whispering ] SEE, WE EVEN HAVE TO WHISPER. 163 00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:17,209 IT LIKE A WHOLE NEW WORLD. 164 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:24,708 HERE. OH, THANKS. 165 00:08:24,708 --> 00:08:27,209 I CAN'T WAIT TILL MOM GETS THE BILL FOR THESE BOOKS. 166 00:08:27,209 --> 00:08:28,583 I HOPE IT'S A FUNNY ANEURISM. 167 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:33,208 INTRODUCTION TO PSYCHOLOGY. OH, UP THERE. 168 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,792 I'LL GET THEM. 169 00:08:34,792 --> 00:08:37,125 YOU KNOW, THIS STORE DISCRIMINATES AGAINST SHORT PEOPLE. 170 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:39,917 OH, I THINK THERE'S A PROTEST NEXT WEEK. 171 00:08:39,917 --> 00:08:40,917 WHOA--OH! 172 00:08:40,917 --> 00:08:44,375 OH! AH--OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY. 173 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:47,542 I'M OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 174 00:08:47,542 --> 00:08:50,000 WELL, THAT WAS BRACING. 175 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,500 I'M SO--THE BOOKS WERE JUST TOO HIGH, 176 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,500 AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS BAD. 177 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:58,417 LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND. 178 00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:03,792 LET'S PUT A FEW OF THESE DOWN HERE. 179 00:09:03,792 --> 00:09:06,375 SO, UH, ARE YOU GIRLS TAKING INTRO PSYCH, 180 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:08,333 OR DO YOU JUST WANT ME DEAD? 181 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:11,375 UH-HUH. I MEAN, THE FIRST ONE. 182 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:12,583 WELL, YOU'LL HAVE A LOT OF FUN. 183 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:14,500 PROFESSOR WALSH-- SHE'S QUITE A CHARACTER. 184 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,209 YOU'VE TAKEN IT? 185 00:09:16,209 --> 00:09:18,167 I'M A T.A. I'LL BE HELPING THE PROFESSOR OUT. 186 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:20,208 I'M SORRY. I'VE FORGOTTEN MY MANNERS IN ALL THE CONCUSSION. 187 00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:21,625 I'M RILEY. 188 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:23,708 WILLOW, AND THIS IS MY FRIEND BUFFY. 189 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:25,291 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU BOTH. 190 00:09:25,291 --> 00:09:26,792 I'M NICE TO MEET. 191 00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:28,125 HEY, DO YOU KNOW IF WE'RE GONNA BE STUDYING 192 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:30,291 OPERANT CONDITIONING IN THE FIRST SEMESTER? 193 00:09:30,291 --> 00:09:33,000 'CAUSE I HEAR THAT'S KINDA PROFESSOR WALSH'S SPECIALTY. 194 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,500 ABSOLUTELY. YOU KNOW HER TREATISE ON DIETRICH'S WORK? 195 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:38,041 I KNOW OF IT. 196 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:40,209 IT'S NOT IN THE SYLLABUS, BUT IT'S A FASCINATING READ, 197 00:09:40,209 --> 00:09:43,125 IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF THING. THEY HAVE IT HERE. 198 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,291 OOH! WHERE? 199 00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:45,375 I'LL SHOW YOU. 200 00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:46,875 I DON'T MEET THAT MANY FRESHMEN 201 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:48,583 THAT KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY. 202 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:50,166 WELL, IT'S FASCINATING. 203 00:09:50,166 --> 00:09:53,750 YEAH, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE EVERYONE'S GOT A BRAIN. 204 00:09:57,875 --> 00:10:00,291 OR...ALMOST EVERYONE. 205 00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:18,792 HI. 206 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,500 OH, HI. ARE YOU BUFFY? 207 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,041 YEAH. 208 00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:23,875 KATHY. 209 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:27,166 HI. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 210 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:28,834 YEAH. 211 00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:37,458 SO, IT'S, UH, IT'S A PRETTY NICE ROOM, HUH? 212 00:10:37,458 --> 00:10:39,417 HMM. I WAS SURPRISED, 213 00:10:39,417 --> 00:10:42,291 'CAUSE YOU HEAR HORROR STORIES ABOUT FRESHMAN HOUSING. 214 00:10:42,291 --> 00:10:43,750 YOU TOOK THE RIGHT SIDE. 215 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:47,458 YEAH. UM, BUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT IT-- 216 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:50,208 NO, NO. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED. 217 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:54,583 YOU EXCITED FOR CLASSES TOMORROW? 218 00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:55,917 PAINFULLY. 219 00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:57,250 [ Laughs ] I BET THERE'S GONNA BE 220 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,625 A LOT OF PARTIES TO GO TO THIS WEEK, TOO. 221 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,542 NOT THAT I'M A CRAZY PARTIER. 222 00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:04,708 OH, AND I'M NOT ALWAYS THIS HYPER, EITHER. I'M JUST EXCITED. 223 00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:08,583 YEAH. ME, TOO. 224 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:09,959 WOW. YOU KNOW, I AM REALLY GLAD 225 00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:11,083 THAT THEY PUT ME WITH SOMEBODY COOL. 226 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:13,000 I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE COOL. 227 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,000 I JUST KNOW THAT THIS WHOLE YEAR IS GONNA BE SUPER FUN. 228 00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:23,959 [ Snores, Smacking Lips ] 229 00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:28,417 [ Snoring ] 230 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:38,333 MM-MMM. [ Laughs ] MMM? 231 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:50,625 THE POINT OF THIS COURSE IS NOT TO CRITIQUE POPULAR AMERICAN CULTURE. 232 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:55,000 IT IS NOT TO PICK AT IT OR LOOK DOWN UPON IT. 233 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,959 AND IT IS NOT TO WATCH VIDEOS FOR CREDIT. 234 00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:01,209 THE POINT IS TO EXAMINE ITS-- 235 00:12:01,209 --> 00:12:02,708 [ Whispering ] DO YOU KNOW IF THIS CLASS IS FULL YET? 236 00:12:02,708 --> 00:12:06,209 AND THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE TALKING AT ONCE, 237 00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:08,250 AND I KNOW THAT ONE OF THEM IS ME. 238 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:12,625 AND THE OTHER IS A BLONDE GIRL. 239 00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:17,125 YOU, BLONDE GIRL. STAND UP. 240 00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:20,875 I'M VERY EXCITED TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY 241 00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,500 THAT'S WORTH INTERRUPTING MY LECTURE FOR. 242 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:34,208 I WAS JUST ASKING IF THE CLASS WAS STILL OPEN, 243 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:37,667 IF I COULD STILL SIGN UP. 244 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,875 IF YOUR NAME ISN'T ON THIS SHEET, 245 00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:42,458 THEN YOU ARE WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME. 246 00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:43,750 ARE YOU ON THE SHEET? 247 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,000 THEY TOLD ME THAT IF I JUST-- 248 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,750 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 249 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,875 YOU ARE SUCKING ENERGY FROM EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM. 250 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:52,500 THEY CAME HERE TO LEARN. 251 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,125 GET OUT. 252 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,792 I DIDN'T MEAN TO...SUCK. 253 00:12:59,792 --> 00:13:04,250 LEAVE! THANK YOU. 254 00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:20,500 IF, UH, YOU'RE LOOKING FOR PSYCH, IT'S THROUGH HERE. 255 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,875 OH, THANKS. 256 00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:24,458 HOW'S YOUR HEAD? 257 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,583 SORRY? 258 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:29,458 YESTERDAY, IN THE BOOKSTORE. 259 00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:30,792 YOU DON'T REMEMBER. 260 00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:32,458 OH, NO. SORRY. I REMEMBER YOU. 261 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,458 YOU'RE WILLOW'S FRIEND. 262 00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:35,458 YEAH. 263 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:36,583 MY HEAD IS FINE. 264 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,458 IT JUST STUNG FOR A BIT 265 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:41,542 AND I LOST MOST OF MY BASIC MOTOR FUNCTIONS. IT'S NO BIGGIE. 266 00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:43,166 WE'RE HERE. 267 00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,750 I'M SORRY. I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER YOU. 268 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,041 BUFFY. 269 00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,500 BUFFY. RIGHT. HAVE FUN TONIGHT, OKAY? 270 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,125 THANKS. 271 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,834 YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST WONDERING, 272 00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:00,834 PROFESSOR WALSH ISN'T PLANNING ON YELLING AT ME 273 00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:02,875 AND KICKING ME OUT OF THE CLASS, IS SHE? 274 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,667 IT'S NOT IN HER LESSON PLAN. 275 00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:08,291 GREAT. 276 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:15,834 HOW WAS POP CULTURE? 277 00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:17,583 I DECIDED NOT TO TAKE IT. 278 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:20,792 IT SEEMED DULL. 279 00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:24,000 OKAY, THIS IS PSYCH 105, INTRODUCTION TO PSYCHOLOGY. 280 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,792 I'M PROFESSOR WALSH. THOSE OF YOU WHO FALL INTO MY GOOD GRACES 281 00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,333 WILL COME TO KNOW ME AS MAGGIE. 282 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,500 THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T WILL COME TO KNOW ME 283 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:35,500 BY THE NAME MY T.A.S USE AND THINK I DON'T KNOW ABOUT, 284 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:39,000 THE EVIL BITCH-MONSTER OF DEATH. 285 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,750 MAKE NO MISTAKE, I RUN A HARD CLASS. 286 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,834 I ASSIGN A LOT OF WORK, I TALK FAST, AND I EXPECT YOU TO KEEP UP. 287 00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:48,417 IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO COAST, I RECOMMEND GEOLOGY 101. 288 00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:51,208 THAT'S WHERE THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE. 289 00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:05,583 OH! OH! 290 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:06,834 WOW. SORRY. 291 00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:09,166 NO, I WASN'T LOOKING. 292 00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:11,792 DID YOU, UH, LOSE YOUR WAY? 293 00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:15,542 ME? OH, NO, NO, NO. I'M JUST GOING TO FISCHER HALL, 294 00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:19,917 WHICH I KNOW IS ON THE EARTH PLANET. 295 00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:22,542 RECENTLY VOTED "MOST PATHETIC," UH-HUH. 296 00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:25,834 MMM, WELL, I'M LOST, AND I HAVE A MAP, SO-- 297 00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:27,750 OH. I COME IN SECOND. 298 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,583 I'M BUFFY, BY THE WAY. 299 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:30,834 EDDIE. 300 00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:33,291 OKAY, SO... 301 00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:35,667 SO THAT'S FISCHER HALL, RIGHT? 302 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:39,917 OKAY, AND THIS IS DUNWORTH BUILDING. THAT'S MY DORM. 303 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:41,917 IT'S JUST IT-IT'S US I CAN'T FIND. 304 00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,041 ARE WE THE BLUE PART? 305 00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:45,250 NO. YES. 306 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,959 OKAY, RIGHT, SO, IF I--I CAME FROM THERE, 307 00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:51,500 THEN WE WOULD JUST WANT TO GO THAT WAY TO THE BIKE PATH. 308 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,542 YOU SOUND VERY CERTAIN. I'M IN. 309 00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,750 ARE YOU TAKING PSYCH 105 WITH PROFESSOR WALSH? 310 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,542 YEAH. I MEAN, I'M GONNA TRY. 311 00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,875 SHE'S NOT AFRAID OF THE LONG WORDS, HUH? 312 00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,375 YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY INTENSE. 313 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,166 A LOT OF THE COURSES ARE REALLY TOUGH. 314 00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,875 I'M A LITTLE UPSET. 315 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:13,209 I HAD IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY 316 00:16:13,209 --> 00:16:14,208 THIS WAS A PARTY SCHOOL. 317 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:16,250 I THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO GET EASIER. 318 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:20,000 I STILL FEEL LIKE CARRYING AROUND A SECURITY BLANKET. 319 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,834 OF HUMAN BONDAGE. HAVE YOU EVER READ IT? 320 00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:26,250 OH, I'M NOT REALLY INTO PORN-- 321 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,291 I MEAN, I'M JUST TRYING TO CUT WAY BACK. 322 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:32,291 NO, THERE'S NO ACTUAL BONDAGE. IT'S JUST A NOVEL. 323 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,375 I'VE READ IT, LIKE, 10 TIMES. 324 00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:37,667 I ALWAYS KEEP IT BY MY BED. 325 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,750 SECURITY BLANKET. 326 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,625 I DON'T REALLY HAVE A SECURITY BLANKET, 327 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,834 UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU COUNT MR. POINTY. 328 00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,083 MR. POINTY? 329 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,250 OH, BIKE PATH. 330 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,083 SO, IT'S NICE TO KNOW 331 00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:53,834 THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY ENTIRELY CONFUSED PERSON ON THIS CAMPUS. 332 00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:55,625 I SUSPECT THERE'S A LOT OF US. 333 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,000 WELL, I'LL LOOK FOR YOU IN PSYCH. 334 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,417 YEAH. MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER 335 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,000 FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. 336 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,333 [ Laughs ] OKAY. 337 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:04,083 MAYBE EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH THE YEAR. [ Laughs ] 338 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:06,417 GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. 339 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:25,250 I'M SORRY. DID YOU LOSE YOUR WAY? 340 00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,625 [ Door Closes ] 341 00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,583 YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE? 342 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,125 YEAH. 343 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:17,041 YOU MADE A FRIEND? GOOD FOR YOU. 344 00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,792 THANKS, MOM. 345 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,167 YEAH. EDDIE JUST TOOK OFF. 346 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:26,291 PACKED HIS STUFF, LEFT A NOTE. HAPPENS SOMETIMES. 347 00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:27,625 SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT. 348 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,041 THERE'S ALWAYS A FEW KIDS WHO LOSE IT 349 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:33,041 EARLY IN THE FIRST SEMESTER AND JUST BAIL. 350 00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:35,208 WEAK ONES, I GUESS. 351 00:18:56,792 --> 00:19:02,250 BORING, BORING... 352 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:06,625 BORING, BORING... 353 00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:10,208 BORING, BORING. 354 00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:12,208 [ Sigh ] ASTONISHINGLY BORING. 355 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:15,000 WE...WE HAVE TO KILL SOME COOLER PEOPLE. 356 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,500 WILL SOMEBODY REMIND ME? 357 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,834 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID PICK ON THE WEAK ONES, 358 00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:21,458 THIN THE HERD AND ALL THAT. 359 00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,625 DOES THIS SWEATER MAKE ME LOOK FAT? 360 00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:27,250 NO. THE FACT THAT YOU'RE FAT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT. 361 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,542 THAT SWEATER JUST MAKES YOU LOOK PURPLE. 362 00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:32,708 [ Sigh ] YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER. 363 00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:36,208 HEY, WORDS CAN HURT LIKE A FIST. 364 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,083 HEY, CHECK IT OUT. 365 00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,125 [ Sunday ] WELL? 366 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:41,917 DO WE HAVE A KLIMT? 367 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,375 YES! 368 00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:47,333 BIG SCORE FOR KLIMT. 369 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:50,291 MONET STILL WELL IN THE LEAD, 370 00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:54,583 BUT LOOK OUT FOR TEAM KLIMT COMING FROM BEHIND. 371 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:58,291 FRESHMEN. MAN, THEY'RE SO PREDICTABLE. 372 00:19:58,291 --> 00:20:01,291 AND YOU CAN NEVER EAT JUST ONE. 373 00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:02,750 YEAH, I'M HUNGRY. 374 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,333 WHAT A SHOCK. 375 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,250 WE EAT WHEN I SAY WE EAT. 376 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,041 WELL, WE COULD HIT THE TUNNELS. 377 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,750 WE EAT WHEN I SAY WE EAT! 378 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,625 GOD, LIGHTEN UP. 379 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:17,208 I THINK IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU SCREAM. 380 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:20,333 IT'S LIKE...WHOA! 381 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:23,083 I GOTTA GET ME SOME BETTER LACKEYS, I SWEAR. 382 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,834 YOU GUYS ARE USELESS. 383 00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:27,417 I SHOULDN'T EVEN TAKE YOU ON THE HUNT. 384 00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,750 GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU LET DEAD EDDIE GET YOU DINNER? 385 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,542 THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE PLAN. 386 00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,917 [ Knocks ] 387 00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:46,417 GILES? 388 00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:48,417 RUPERT, IS THIS BLEU CHEESE, 389 00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:51,542 OR IS IT JUST CHEESE THAT'S GONE BLUE? 390 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,208 YOU'RE NOT GILES. 391 00:20:56,208 --> 00:21:00,750 UM, YOU KNOW, THE DOOR WAS OPEN, SO I JUST-- 392 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:04,083 UH, GILES DOES STILL LIVE HERE, RIGHT? 393 00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,083 HE DOES. 394 00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,458 [ Giles Coughs ] 395 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:09,792 HE APPEARS. RUPERT, YOU HAVE A GUEST. 396 00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,208 BUFFY, HELLO. 397 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:14,917 IS THIS A BAD TIME? 398 00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:19,750 NO...UH, FORGIVE ME. UM, THIS IS OLIVIA. 399 00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:23,875 SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND. SHE'S STAYING OVER FOR A FEW DAYS. 400 00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:28,208 COULDN'T PASS THROUGH SUNNY CAL WITHOUT LOOKING UP OLD RIPPER. 401 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:29,375 UH-HUH. 402 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:32,375 BUFFY IS--UM, WAS A STUDENT OF MINE. 403 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:33,959 AND HOW IS UNIVERSITY? 404 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,375 PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS HIGH SCHOOL, 405 00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,959 IN THE SENSE OF I NEED HELP. 406 00:21:37,959 --> 00:21:40,375 AH. HELP, YES. 407 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,959 BUT THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE A BAD TIME. 408 00:21:42,959 --> 00:21:44,583 NO, YOU GUYS TALK. 409 00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:47,792 I'LL GO SLIP INTO SOMETHING A LITTLE LESS COMFORTABLE. 410 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:54,542 SO, UH, TROUBLE WITH, UM, STUDIES? 411 00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:56,083 THIS IS A BAD TIME. 412 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,500 YOU KEEP SAYING THAT. 413 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,834 WELL, IT LOOKS PRETTY BAD. 414 00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:00,083 I THINK SOMEONE HAD JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH 415 00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:01,417 FREE TIME ON THEIR HANDS. 416 00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:03,875 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE A PRIVATE LIFE? 417 00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:08,583 NO. BECAUSE YOU'RE VERY, VERY OLD, AND IT'S GROSS. 418 00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:12,583 WELL, BEFORE I SUCCUMB TO THE RAVAGES OF AGE 419 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,041 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? 420 00:22:16,417 --> 00:22:18,208 THERE'S A STUDENT MISSING. 421 00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:19,583 YES? 422 00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:23,250 EDDIE. HE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE LEFT SCHOOL, 423 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:25,166 BUT I JUST DON'T THINK HE DID. 424 00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:26,458 I MET HIM OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT, 425 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:28,083 AND THEN I WENT BACK WHERE WE MET, 426 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,041 AND IT LOOKED LIKE THERE'D BEEN A STRUGGLE. 427 00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:31,834 AND? 428 00:22:31,834 --> 00:22:33,583 AND WE NEED TO STOP THIS. 429 00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:35,375 I MEAN, EDDIE'S R.A. SAID KIDS DISAPPEAR A LOT. 430 00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:37,959 THERE COULD BE A GANG OF VAMPIRES WORKING THE CAMPUS. 431 00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:41,834 WE NEED RESEARCH AND--AND CHARTS AND STUFF. 432 00:22:41,834 --> 00:22:43,708 I--I STILL DON'T SEE WHERE I FIT IN. 433 00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:47,250 I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T DESCRIBED ANYTHING YOU CAN'T DO YOURSELF. 434 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:50,000 OKAY, REMEMBER BEFORE YOU BECAME HUGH HEFNER, 435 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,667 WHEN YOU USED TO BE A WATCHER? 436 00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:54,375 WELL, OFFICIALLY, YOU NO LONGER HAVE A WATCHER. 437 00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:57,041 BUFFY, YOU KNOW I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE WHEN YOU NEED ME. 438 00:22:57,041 --> 00:22:59,959 I MEAN, YOUR SAFETY IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN ANYTHING, 439 00:22:59,959 --> 00:23:02,875 BUT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 440 00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:07,208 YOU'RE OUT OF SCHOOL, AND I CAN'T ALWAYS BE THERE TO GUIDE YOU. 441 00:23:09,209 --> 00:23:10,500 I'M SORRY TO BUG YOU. 442 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,875 BUFFY-- 443 00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:15,166 OH, NO--I MEAN, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 444 00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:16,917 I CAN HANDLE THIS. 445 00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:22,208 I-IT'S JUST THAT... I'M ON IT. 446 00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:24,000 I AM HERE IF YOU NEED ME. 447 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,250 [ Door Closes ] 448 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:26,375 SHE'S GONE? 449 00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:28,083 YES. 450 00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:30,208 SO DID YOU HELP HER? 451 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:33,750 I'M...NOT SURE. 452 00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:42,500 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HUNT IN THIS MOB? 453 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,750 DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE HOMES? 454 00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:51,834 EDDIE? 455 00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,250 EDDIE. 456 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,750 EDDIE, HEY! WAIT UP. 457 00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:03,625 GOD, I WAS WORRIED THAT SOMETHING HAD HAPPENED TO YOU, 458 00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:05,166 AND OF COURSE IT HAS 459 00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:07,583 BECAUSE YOU'RE A VAMPIRE. 460 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:09,500 I'M SORRY. 461 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,041 I'M NOT. 462 00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:24,667 THE SLAYER. 463 00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:28,542 WOW. UM, I HEARD YOU MIGHT BE COMING HERE. 464 00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:32,417 THIS IS, I MEAN-- WHAT A CHALLENGE. 465 00:24:32,417 --> 00:24:34,000 THE SLAYER. 466 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,417 AND YOU ARE? 467 00:24:35,417 --> 00:24:36,875 OH, I'M--I'M SUNDAY. 468 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:38,959 I'LL BE KILLING YOU HERE IN A MINUTE OR SO. 469 00:24:38,959 --> 00:24:42,458 YOU KNOW, THAT THREAT GETS MORE FRIGHTENING EVERY TIME I HEAR IT. 470 00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:45,041 UH, ARE WE GONNA FIGHT, 471 00:24:45,041 --> 00:24:48,750 OR IS THERE JUST GONNA BE A MONSTER SARCASM RALLY? 472 00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:51,250 I'M IN FOR A PIECE. 473 00:24:52,542 --> 00:24:54,000 EVERYBODY GETS TO PLAY. 474 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,792 GUYS, THIS IS TOTALLY...MINE. 475 00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:02,125 OKAY, BUT YOU GOTTA SHARE THE EATIN', 476 00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,834 'CAUSE I'M THINKIN' SLAYER'S BLOOD'S 477 00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:07,750 GOTTA BE, WHOA, LIKE THAI STICK. 478 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:11,250 I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET SMARTER IN COLLEGE. 479 00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:14,083 YEAH, I THINK YOU HAD A LOT OF MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT COLLEGE, 480 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:18,583 LIKE THAT ANYONE WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD WEARING THAT. 481 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:37,625 DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, BUT... 482 00:25:37,625 --> 00:25:40,166 YOU FIGHT LIKE A GIRL. 483 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:15,166 AAH. AAH. UNH. 484 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,333 FRESHMAN. 485 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:37,291 [ Smacking ] 486 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:40,166 [ Snoring ] 487 00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:16,583 [ Raucous Laughter ] 488 00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:18,000 NO, NO, NO, NO. 489 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,208 THE BEST PART WAS WHEN YOU RAGGED ON HER CLOTHES. 490 00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:26,209 SHE WAS LIKE, "NO, NOT THE ENSEMBLE." 491 00:27:28,209 --> 00:27:30,875 THOSE JEANS WITH THE LITTLE PATCHES? 492 00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:32,875 SHE HAS NO ONE TO BLAME BUT HERSELF. 493 00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:34,708 I HEARD THEY'RE COMIN' BACK. 494 00:27:34,708 --> 00:27:38,166 NOT IF I KILL EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO WEARS THEM. 495 00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:40,250 STILL THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE LET US HAVE A PIECE. 496 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:41,583 WE COULD'VE FINISHED HER OFF. 497 00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:43,375 SHE'S NOT GONNA LAST THE NIGHT. 498 00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:46,208 SHE'S A DONE DEAL. 499 00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:49,458 IN FACT, GUYS, 500 00:27:49,458 --> 00:27:51,959 YOU'RE GONNA HIT THE TUNNELS. 501 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:05,875 MOM? 502 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:11,750 BUFFY. 503 00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:13,000 HI. 504 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,834 HI, HONEY, HOW ARE YOU? 505 00:28:14,834 --> 00:28:16,250 I'M OKAY. 506 00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:18,375 HOW'S COLLEGE? YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING. 507 00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:21,166 OH, UH, THEY STARTED IT. 508 00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:23,458 JUST AS LONG AS YOU'RE BEING CAREFUL. 509 00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:26,834 I REALLY DIDN'T THINK YOU'D SHOW HERE FOR AWHILE. 510 00:28:26,834 --> 00:28:29,917 OH, I DIDN'T HAVE CLASSES TODAY, 511 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:32,083 AND EVERYTHING'S JUST BEEN SO HECTIC, 512 00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:34,500 I FIGURED IT BE NICE TO COME AND CRASH...FOR-- 513 00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:38,209 OH, WELL, YEAH. 514 00:28:38,209 --> 00:28:41,125 YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE BACK FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS, 515 00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:43,792 BUT I DIDN'T MOVE ANYTHING. IT'S STILL YOUR ROOM. 516 00:28:43,792 --> 00:28:46,458 YOU FILLED IT WITH PACKING CRATES. 517 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:48,500 YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T MOVE ANYTHING. 518 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,375 IF IT'S STILL MY ROOM, 519 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:52,708 SHOULDN'T I BE ABLE TO FIT IN IT? 520 00:28:52,708 --> 00:28:55,041 WELL, IT'S JUST FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS 521 00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:57,208 WHILE WE DO INVENTORY AT THE GALLERY. 522 00:28:57,208 --> 00:29:00,250 I JUST REALLY DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE BACK SO SOON. 523 00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:03,209 NEITHER DID I. 524 00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:07,291 [ Telephone Rings ] 525 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,875 HELLO? 526 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:15,083 [ Silence ] 527 00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:17,792 HELLO? 528 00:30:05,959 --> 00:30:10,041 ♪ REACT ♪ 529 00:30:14,792 --> 00:30:17,625 ♪ ELECTRICITY ♪ 530 00:30:24,625 --> 00:30:29,083 ♪ CONDUCTING'S BACK ♪ 531 00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:36,583 ♪ SHOWER WITH ME ♪ 532 00:30:45,208 --> 00:30:49,000 ♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] 533 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,209 ♪ YOU AND ME ♪ 534 00:31:10,834 --> 00:31:13,750 ♪ YOU AND ME ♪ 535 00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:26,000 ♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] 536 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:36,041 THE WHOLE WORLD IN FRONT OF HER, AND SHE COMES BACK TO THIS DIVE. 537 00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:37,500 XANDER! 538 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:38,542 HEY, BUFF. 539 00:31:38,542 --> 00:31:39,875 OHH. WHEN DID YOU GET BACK? 540 00:31:39,875 --> 00:31:41,417 COUPLE DAYS AGO. 541 00:31:41,417 --> 00:31:43,333 FREAK OF NATURE. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME? 542 00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:45,583 WELL, I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE STARTING THE WHOLE COLLEGE ADVENTURE, 543 00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:48,125 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO, UM, YOU KNOW... 544 00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:49,333 HELP YOU MOVE. 545 00:31:49,333 --> 00:31:52,417 I MISSED YOU. HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? 546 00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:54,333 IS AMERICA NICE? I HEAR IT'S NICE. 547 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:58,041 THERE'S SOME PURPLE MOUNTAINS MAJESTY I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY. 548 00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:00,458 WHAT'D YOU DO, WHAT'D YA SEE? 549 00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:01,458 WELL-- 550 00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:02,667 TELL ME. 551 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:04,667 GRAND CANYON. 552 00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:06,333 SAW THE GRAND CANYON. 553 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:09,417 WELL, I SAW THE MOVIE GRAND CANYON ON CABLE. 554 00:32:09,417 --> 00:32:10,750 REALLY LAME. 555 00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:12,166 HUH? 556 00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:14,417 BASICALLY, I GOT AS FAR AS OXNARD, 557 00:32:14,417 --> 00:32:16,208 AND THE ENGINE FELL OUT OF MY CAR. 558 00:32:16,208 --> 00:32:17,708 AND THAT WAS LITERALLY. 559 00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:19,583 SO I ENDED UP WASHING DISHES 560 00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:21,417 AT THE FABULOUS "LADIES' NIGHT" CLUB 561 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:22,875 FOR ABOUT A MONTH AND A HALF 562 00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:24,458 WHILE I TRIED TO PAY FOR THE REPAIRS. 563 00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:27,125 NO ONE REALLY BOTHERED ME OR EVEN SPOKE TO ME 564 00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:28,750 UNTIL ONE NIGHT, 565 00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:30,166 WHEN ONE OF THE MALE STRIPPERS CALLED IN SICK, 566 00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:31,583 AND NO POWER ON THIS EARTH 567 00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:32,959 WILL MAKE ME TELL YOU THE REST OF THAT STORY. 568 00:32:32,959 --> 00:32:35,333 SUFFICE TO SAY I TRADED MY CAR IN 569 00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:37,333 FOR ONE THAT WASN'T ENTIRELY MADE OF RUST, 570 00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:40,041 CAME TRUNDLING BACK HOME TO THE ARMS OF MY LOVING PARENTS, 571 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,875 WHERE EVERYTHING WAS EXACTLY AS IT WAS, 572 00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:45,542 EXCEPT I SLEEP IN THE BASEMENT, AND I HAVE TO PAY RENT. 573 00:32:45,542 --> 00:32:46,625 HOW'S COLLEGE? 574 00:32:46,625 --> 00:32:48,208 MALE STRIPPERS? 575 00:32:48,208 --> 00:32:49,875 NO POWER ON THIS EARTH. 576 00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:53,375 OKAY. COLLEGE IS GOOD. 577 00:32:53,375 --> 00:32:57,041 OKAY, ONCE MORE WITH EVEN LESS FEELING. 578 00:32:57,041 --> 00:33:00,000 NO, REALLY. I MEAN, WILLOW'S IN HEAVEN, 579 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,333 AND OZ HAS THIS REALLY COOL HOUSE OFF-CAMPUS WITH THE BAND. 580 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:06,041 AND YOU'RE SITTING HERE ALONE AT THE BRONZE 581 00:33:06,041 --> 00:33:09,542 LOOKING LIKE YOU JUST GOT DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER OF THE PUPPY. 582 00:33:09,542 --> 00:33:11,583 NAH, IT'S JUST-- 583 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,083 THERE WAS THIS VAMPIRE, AND SHE TOOK ME DOWN, 584 00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:19,917 AND I JUST...I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP HER. 585 00:33:19,917 --> 00:33:21,417 THEN WHERE'S THE GANG? 586 00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,458 AVENGERS ASSEMBLE. LET'S GET IT GOING. 587 00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:25,333 NO, I DON'T WANNA BUG THEM. 588 00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:27,625 I MEAN, THEY'RE JUST STARTING SCHOOL. 589 00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:29,583 THEY DON'T NEED THIS. 590 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:32,417 OKAY, BUFF, WHAT'S THE WHAT HERE? 591 00:33:34,417 --> 00:33:36,458 IT'S JUST... 592 00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:39,417 WHAT IF I CAN'T CUT IT? 593 00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:42,667 CAN'T CUT WHAT? SLAYING? 594 00:33:42,667 --> 00:33:45,667 SLAYING...EVERYTHING. 595 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,333 BUFFY, THIS IS ALL ABOUT FEAR. 596 00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:53,125 IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE, BUT YOU CAN'T LET IT CONTROL YA. 597 00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:56,166 FEAR LEADS TO ANGER. 598 00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:58,834 ANGER LEADS TO HATE. 599 00:33:58,834 --> 00:34:00,708 HATE LEADS TO ANGER. 600 00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:02,792 NO, WAIT. HOLD ON. 601 00:34:02,792 --> 00:34:05,542 FEAR LEADS TO HATE. 602 00:34:05,542 --> 00:34:08,041 HATE LEADS TO THE DARK SIDE. 603 00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:09,750 HOLD ON. NO. 604 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:12,458 UM...FIRST YOU GET THE WOMEN, 605 00:34:12,458 --> 00:34:14,375 THEN YOU GET THE MONEY, 606 00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:17,458 THEN YOU... OKAY, CAN WE FORGET THAT? 607 00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:20,500 THANKS FOR THE DADA-IST PEP TALK. 608 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:23,125 I FEEL MUCH MORE ABSTRACT NOW. 609 00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:25,250 THE POINT IS, YOU'RE BUFFY. 610 00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:28,417 YEAH...MAYBE IN HIGH SCHOOL I WAS BUFFY... 611 00:34:28,417 --> 00:34:30,917 AND NOW, IN COLLEGE, YOU'RE BETTY LOUISE? 612 00:34:30,917 --> 00:34:35,000 YEAH, I'M BETTY LOUISE PLOTNIK, REECE CUPCAKE, ILLINOIS. 613 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,959 OR I MIGHT AS WELL BE. 614 00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:40,917 BUFFY... 615 00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:45,667 I'VE GONE THROUGH SOME FAIRLY DARK TIMES IN MY LIFE. 616 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,750 FACED SOME SCARY THINGS, 617 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:51,208 AMONG THEM, THE KITCHEN AT THE FABULOUS "LADIES' NIGHT" CLUB. 618 00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:53,291 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 619 00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:58,625 WHEN IT'S DARK AND I'M ALL ALONE AND I'M SCARED OR FREAKED OUT OR WHATEVER, 620 00:34:58,625 --> 00:35:02,625 I ALWAYS THINK... "WHAT WOULD BUFFY DO?" 621 00:35:04,083 --> 00:35:05,708 YOU'RE MY HERO. 622 00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:11,542 OKAY, SOMETIMES WHEN IT'S DARK AND I'M ALL ALONE, 623 00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:13,542 I'D THINK, "WHAT IS BUFFY WEARING?" 624 00:35:13,542 --> 00:35:14,917 CAN THAT BE ONE OF THOSE THINGS 625 00:35:14,917 --> 00:35:16,667 YOU NEVER, EVER TELL ME ABOUT? 626 00:35:16,667 --> 00:35:18,625 IT'S A DEAL. 627 00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:22,667 LET'S PUT THIS BITCH IN THE GROUND. 628 00:35:22,667 --> 00:35:24,458 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 629 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,834 I THINK... 630 00:35:29,834 --> 00:35:32,458 I SAY THANK YOU. 631 00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:36,250 AND NOTHING SAYS THANK YOU LIKE DOLLARS IN THE WAISTBAND. 632 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:38,667 OKAY, WHAT DO WE DO FIRST? 633 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:44,625 KIDS DISAPPEARING EVERY YEAR. 634 00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:46,291 NOT TOO MANY, JUST ENOUGH 635 00:35:46,291 --> 00:35:48,583 SO THAT EVERYONE THINKS THEY UP AND LEFT. 636 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:51,333 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE VAMPIRES TOOK YOUR STUFF. 637 00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:55,959 MURDER I EXPECT, BUT PETTY LARCENY SEEMS SO...PETTY. 638 00:35:55,959 --> 00:35:58,291 WELL, THEY HAVE TO BE KEEPING IT SOMEWHERE, 639 00:35:58,291 --> 00:36:00,542 ON CAMPUS OR AT LEAST NEARBY. 640 00:36:00,542 --> 00:36:04,250 HEY, HOW FAR BACK DO THE DISAPPEARANCES GO? 641 00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:09,125 UH...THEY WEREN'T TOO COMMON BEFORE '82. 642 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:12,458 MAGIC NUMBER. CHECK THIS OUT. 643 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,500 "PSI-THETA LOSES ITS CHARTER. 644 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,417 BUILDING TO BE CLOSED FOR RENOVATION"? 645 00:36:18,417 --> 00:36:21,209 1982. LOOK AT THIS. 646 00:36:21,209 --> 00:36:23,333 "THE FORMER PSI-THETA FRATERNITY HOUSE LIES DORMANT 647 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:26,000 WHILE ZONING ISSUES DRAG ON BEFORE THE CITY COUNCIL." 648 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,750 WE HAVE A WINNER 649 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:29,041 LOOKS PRETTY CHERRY. 650 00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:31,583 YOU UP FOR A LITTLE RECONNAISSANCE? 651 00:36:31,583 --> 00:36:33,667 YOU MEAN WHERE WE ALL SCULPT AND PAINT AND STUFF? 652 00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:36,542 NO, THAT WAS THE RENAISSANCE. 653 00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:39,625 OH. I'VE HAD A REALLY LONG WEEK. 654 00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:41,792 LET'S GO LOOK AT THE HOUSE. 655 00:36:58,792 --> 00:37:01,167 SCORE. 656 00:37:03,167 --> 00:37:05,167 LOOK HOW TOUGH I AM. 657 00:37:05,167 --> 00:37:07,500 OHH, THAT'S MY SKIRT. 658 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:10,166 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FIT IN IT WITH THOSE HIPS. 659 00:37:10,166 --> 00:37:11,792 WE HAVE TO KILL THEM. 660 00:37:11,792 --> 00:37:13,583 WE NEED WEAPONS. 661 00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:15,083 I DON'T SEE MY WEAPONS TRUNK DOWN THERE. 662 00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:18,083 IT WAS RIGHT BY MY BED. 663 00:37:18,083 --> 00:37:20,209 MR. GORDO? 664 00:37:20,209 --> 00:37:21,333 WHOO! 665 00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:24,667 GO TO MY ROOM. 666 00:37:24,667 --> 00:37:26,792 IF IT'S NOT THERE, TRY WILLOW'S. 667 00:37:26,792 --> 00:37:28,291 I'LL KEEP AN EYE-- 668 00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:30,041 MY DIARY? 669 00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:32,083 UH-OH, SCORE. 670 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:34,750 I'LL HURRY. 671 00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:41,500 HO HO, LOOK HOW TOUGH I AM. 672 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,209 LAUGH ALL YOU WANT. 673 00:37:43,209 --> 00:37:44,667 THIS TIME, WE PLAY IT MY WAY, 674 00:37:44,667 --> 00:37:46,667 AND THE RULES ARE GONNA BE JUST A LITTLE BIT-- 675 00:37:51,917 --> 00:37:52,917 AHHH. 676 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,000 OHH. 677 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,208 SAY, DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM... 678 00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:07,291 BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF YOU? 679 00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:10,792 I JUST THOUGHT I'D DROP IN. 680 00:38:10,792 --> 00:38:13,333 GET IT? DROP IN? 681 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,458 BOY, TOUGH ROOM. 682 00:38:16,458 --> 00:38:18,625 I MUST SAY, YOU'VE REALLY GOT ME NOW. 683 00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:20,750 I MEAN, THIS IS A DIABOLICAL PLAN. 684 00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:23,208 THROW YOURSELF AT MY FEET WITH A BROKEN ARM 685 00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:25,291 AND NO WEAPONS OF ANY KIND. 686 00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:27,041 HOW AM I GONNA GET OUT OF THIS ONE? 687 00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:30,875 YOU GOT A NICE SETUP HERE. BUT YOU MADE ONE MISTAKE. 688 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:32,333 WHAT WAS THAT? 689 00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:35,125 WELL, I'M NOT ACTUALLY POSITIVE, 690 00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:37,375 BUT STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, PEOPLE USUALLY MAKE AT LEAST-- 691 00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:39,333 IT SEEMED KINDA WEIRD. 692 00:38:39,333 --> 00:38:41,750 YEAH, WEIRD'S A PRETTY GOOD WORD FOR IT. 693 00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:43,750 BUFFY WOULDN'T JUST TAKE OFF. 694 00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:45,667 THAT'S JUST NOT IN HER NATURE, 695 00:38:45,667 --> 00:38:47,667 EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME 696 00:38:47,667 --> 00:38:50,250 SHE DISAPPEARED FOR SEVERAL MONTHS AND CHANGED HER NAME, 697 00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:52,417 BUT THERE WERE CIRCUMSTANCES THEN. 698 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,000 THERE'S NO CIRCUMSTANCES. 699 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,166 DOES BUFFY HAVE A HISTORY OF EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS? 700 00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:57,917 'CAUSE ON MY REQUEST FORM, 701 00:38:57,917 --> 00:39:00,625 I WAS PRETTY SPECIFIC ABOUT A STABLE NON-SMOKER. 702 00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:02,291 I DON'T THINK THIS IS HER HANDWRITING. 703 00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:05,750 I BET THERE WERE CIRCUMSTANCES. 704 00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:09,792 WE'VE PROBABLY BEEN SO WRAPPED UP IN OUR OWN PETTY LIVES 705 00:39:09,792 --> 00:39:12,333 THAT WE TOTALLY MISSED THE CIRCUMSTANCES. 706 00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:14,333 WE'RE BAD FRIENDS. 707 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:15,625 WIL, LET'S THINK THIS THROUGH. 708 00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:17,750 HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM? 709 00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:20,417 LONG, ARDUOUS HOURS OF PRACTICE. 710 00:39:20,417 --> 00:39:22,125 NOW, EITHER BUFFY TOOK OFF, 711 00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:24,083 OR SHE WAS ROBBED OR-- 712 00:39:24,083 --> 00:39:25,417 IT'S A PRANK! 713 00:39:25,417 --> 00:39:26,333 XANDER. 714 00:39:26,333 --> 00:39:29,583 HOW ARE MY GUYS? 715 00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:33,708 I DON'T KNOW YOU, DO I? 716 00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:35,209 NO. 717 00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:36,792 THIS IS VERY INTRUSIVE, ISN'T IT? 718 00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:37,792 LITTLE BIT. 719 00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:40,375 XANDER. KATHY. 720 00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:42,208 DO WE HUG? 721 00:39:42,208 --> 00:39:43,375 I THINK WE'RE TOO MANLY. 722 00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:45,291 WHAT'S THE PRANK? PRANK? 723 00:39:45,291 --> 00:39:47,000 OH, THE ROOM. 724 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,041 WELL, SOME FRIENDS OF BUFFY'S PLAYED A FUNNY JOKE 725 00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:50,375 AND THEY TOOK HER STUFF 726 00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:52,083 AND NOW SHE WANTS US TO HELP GET IT BACK 727 00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:55,500 FROM HER FRIENDS WHO SLEEP ALL DAY AND HAVE NO TANS. 728 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:58,083 OHH, THOSE FRIENDS. 729 00:39:58,083 --> 00:40:00,209 FUNNY GUYS. 730 00:40:00,209 --> 00:40:01,458 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 731 00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:02,792 THEY TOOK THE CHEST. 732 00:40:02,792 --> 00:40:05,875 WELL, LET'S GO. LET'S GO TO OUR FRIEND. 733 00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:07,458 IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU, KATHY. 734 00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:08,834 YOU, TOO. 735 00:40:08,834 --> 00:40:10,583 LET'S GO TO WIL'S, GET SUPPLIES. 736 00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:12,000 IS BUFFY IN DANGER? 737 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,542 SHE'S IN A HOLDING PATTERN. WE'VE GOT SOME TIME. 738 00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:17,708 OHH. UNH! UNH! 739 00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:23,291 OH, AND THIS. 740 00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:26,208 THIS IS MY FAVORITE ITEM. 741 00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:28,125 YOU DON'T WANNA TOUCH THAT. 742 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:34,542 NO! AAH! 743 00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:36,166 THIS ARM'S NOT LOOKING SO GOOD. 744 00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:37,333 GAAH! AAH! 745 00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:38,917 IT MIGHT HAVE TO COME OFF. 746 00:40:38,917 --> 00:40:40,583 YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH? 747 00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:42,417 I ONLY NEED ONE. 748 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:58,208 THIS IS STARTIN' TO SUCK. 749 00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:21,834 WHOA. 750 00:41:21,834 --> 00:41:24,166 WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AT THIS, 751 00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:26,291 IN THE 3 SECONDS IT'LL TAKE YOU TO TURN TO DUST, 752 00:41:26,291 --> 00:41:29,667 I THINK YOU'LL FIND THE MISTAKE WAS TOUCHING MY STUFF. 753 00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:35,834 WHAT ABOUT BREAKING YOUR ARM? 754 00:41:35,834 --> 00:41:36,875 AAH! 755 00:41:36,875 --> 00:41:38,583 HOW DOES THAT FEEL? 756 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,917 LET ME ANSWER THAT QUESTION WITH A HEAD-BUTT. 757 00:41:47,041 --> 00:41:51,291 AND FOR THE RECORD... THE ARM IS HURT. 758 00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:53,000 IT'S NOT BROKEN. 759 00:41:57,417 --> 00:41:58,625 HEY, BUFF. 760 00:41:58,625 --> 00:42:00,041 NEED A HAND? 761 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:02,792 NO THANKS. 762 00:42:05,667 --> 00:42:07,208 I'M GOOD. 763 00:42:14,125 --> 00:42:16,583 SO, ALL THAT OTHER STUFF IN THERE-- 764 00:42:16,583 --> 00:42:18,375 THAT'S JUST GONNA SIT IN THERE, RIGHT? 765 00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:21,250 I MEAN, NO ONE OWNS IT IN THE STRICTEST SENSE. 766 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:22,750 IT SEEMS WRONG SOMEHOW. 767 00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:24,250 DIBS ON THE ROWING MACHINE. 768 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,333 BUFFY! 769 00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:28,792 HI, GILES. 770 00:42:28,792 --> 00:42:30,333 WHAT'S WITH THE ARSENAL? 771 00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:32,708 I'VE BEEN AWAKE ALL NIGHT. 772 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:35,166 I KNOW I'M SUPPOSED TO TEACH YOU SELF-RELIANCE, 773 00:42:35,166 --> 00:42:37,125 BUT I CAN'T LEAVE YOU OUT THERE TO FIGHT ALONE. 774 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:40,375 TO HELL WITH WHAT'S RIGHT. I-I'M READY TO BACK YOU UP. 775 00:42:40,375 --> 00:42:41,500 LET'S FIND THE EVIL 776 00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:43,750 AND--AND--AND FIGHT IT TOGETHER. 777 00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:48,458 GREAT. THANKS. WE'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT. 778 00:42:49,792 --> 00:42:51,583 THE EVIL IS THIS WAY? 779 00:42:51,583 --> 00:42:53,083 MY ROOM IS. 780 00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:56,250 HEY, GILES, CAN YOU GET THIS BOX ON TOP? 781 00:42:56,250 --> 00:43:00,041 SO, COLLEGE NOT SO SCARY AFTER ALL, HUH? 782 00:43:00,041 --> 00:43:02,166 IT'S TURNING OUT TO BE A LOT LIKE HIGH SCHOOL, 783 00:43:02,166 --> 00:43:04,041 WHICH I CAN HANDLE. 784 00:43:04,041 --> 00:43:06,667 AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. 785 00:44:21,208 --> 00:44:23,125 GRR! ARRGH! 55715

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