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[ Sigh ] ANYTHING?
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AH! "INTRODUCTION
TO THE MODERN NOVEL.
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A SURVEY STUDY
OF 20th CENTURY
NOVELISTS."
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OPEN TO FRESHMEN.
YOU MIGHT LIKE THAT.
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INTRODUCTION TO
THE MODERN NOVEL?
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I'M GUESSING I'D PROBABLY
HAVE TO READ THE MODERN NOVEL.
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MAYBE
MORE THAN ONE.
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I LIKE BOOKS...
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I JUST DON'T WANT
TO TAKE ON TOO MUCH.
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DO THEY HAVE AN INTRODUCTION
TO THE MODERN BLURB?
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OH! "SHORT STORY."
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WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
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OH, NO.
IT CONFLICTS
WITH PSYCH.
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MAYBE I SHOULDN'T
TAKE PSYCH.
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YOU GOTTA.
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I-IT'S FUN,
A-AND YOU CAN USE IT
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AS YOUR SCIENCE
REQUIREMENT.
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ANYWAY, PROFESSOR WALSH
IS SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT.
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SHE'S LIKE
WORLD-RENOWNED.
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HOW DO YOU GET
TO BE RENOWNED?
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I MEAN, LIKE,
DO YOU HAVE TO BE
"NOWNED" FIRST?
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YES, FIRST
THERE'S THE PAINFUL
"NOWNING" PROCESS.
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WAIT!
"IMAGES OF POP CULTURE."
THIS IS GOOD.
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T-THEY WATCH MOVIES,
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T-TV SHOWS,
EVEN COMMERCIALS.
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FOR CREDIT?
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HEH. ISN'T
COLLEGE COOL?
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HOW DID I MISS THAT ONE?
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WELL, YOU DID
SORT OF WAIT TILL
THE LAST MINUTE
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WITH YOUR
COURSE SELECTION.
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SORRY, MISS "I CHOSE
MY MAJOR IN PLAY GROUP."
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THAT'S
AN EXAGGERATION.
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I JUST, YOU KNOW,
THINK IT'S GOOD
TO BE PREPARED.
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DON'T WANT TO BE
CAUGHT UNAWARES.
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WELL, I'VE BEEN BUSY.
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IT'S BEEN A VERY
SLAY-HEAVY SUMMER.
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JUST HAVEN'T HAD
A WHOLE LOT OF TIME
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TO THINK ABOUT LIFE
AT UC SUNNYDALE.
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COLLEGE IS EXCITING,
THOUGH, ISN'T IT?
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YEAH. IT'S GONNA BE
AN ADJUSTMENT.
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YEAH, IT'S, LIKE,
5 MILES AWAY.
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HEH.
UNCHARTED TERRITORY.
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GILES SAID I HAVE TO BE
SECRET-IDENTITY GAL AGAIN.
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THAT MAKES SENSE.
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IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH,
THOUGH.
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WITH A ROOMMATE.
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YEAH.
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I'M PSYCHED
ABOUT COLLEGE.
DEFINITELY.
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I JUST
NEED TO FIGURE OUT
HOW IT'S GONNA WORK
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WITH MY
EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES.
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I JUST CAN'T LET IT
TAKE THE EDGE OFF
MY SLAYING.
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I GOTTA STAY SHARP.
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IS THIS GUY EVER
GONNA WAKE UP?
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♪ SOMETIMES ♪
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♪ IN THE BACK OF MY MIND ♪
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FRESHMEN!
WE'RE DOING THIS
BY FOLDER COLOR!
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IF YOU'RE NOT HOLDING ON
TO A YELLOW FOLDER,
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YOU'RE IN THE WRONG GROUP.
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YOU BELONG UP
BY WIESMAN HALL.
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[ Girl ]
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT.
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[ Crowd ]
NO!
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DON'T TAKE IT
LYING DOWN.
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NO!
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WHAT DO WE WANT?
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[ Crowd Responds ]
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WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
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NOW!
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WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT.
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NO!
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DON'T TAKE IT
LYING DOWN.
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RALLY TOMORROW NIGHT.
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WE HAVE TO LET
THE ADMINISTRATION KNOW
HOW WE FEEL.
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YEAH. RIGHT.
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HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS CHRIST
AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOR?
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UH, YOU KNOW,
I MEANT TO,
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A-AND THEN
I JUST GOT
REALLY BUSY.
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PARTY THURSDAY
AT ALPHA DELT.
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GOTTA BE THERE.
FREE JELL-O SHOTS
FOR FRESHMAN WOMEN.
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DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE...
WIESMAN HALL IS?
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[ Willow ]
BUFFY. HEY!
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BOY, AM I GLAD
TO SEE YOU.
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ISN'T THIS COOL?
THERE'S SO MUCH
GOING ON.
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YEAH. ALMOST,
ONE MIGHT SAY,
TOO MUCH.
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I GOT ALL MY COURSES,
EXCEPT FOR MODERN POETRY.
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I HAD TO SWITCH
TO ETHNOMUSICOLOGY,
BUT THAT'S COOL.
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WEST AFRICAN DRUMMING,
I THINK IT'S GONNA
CHANGE EVERYTHING.
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HAVE YOU MET
YOUR ROOMMATE YET?
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NO.
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ME NEITHER.
I HOPE SHE'S COOL.
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I SEE YOU GOT
TICKETED, TOO.
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YES. I'VE HEARD ABOUT
5 DIFFERENT ISSUES,
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AND I'M ANGRY ABOUT
EACH AND EVERY ONE
OF THEM.
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WHAT DID YOU GET?
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JELL-O SHOTS.
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I DIDN'T GET
JELL-O SHOTS.
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OH, I'LL TRADE YOU FOR
A "TAKE BACK THE NIGHT."
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ARE WE HEADING
ANYWHERE NEAR
WIESMAN HALL?
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I STILL NEED TO
GET MY I.D. CARD.
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OH, I GOT MINE
THIS MORNING.
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THE LINES ARE REALLY
LONG NOW. YOU SHOULD
HAVE GONE EARLY.
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WELL, I HOPE THAT
I LEARN FROM
THIS EXPERIENCE
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AND THAT I GROW.
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I'M BEING ANNOYING,
AREN'T I?
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NO. IT'S NICE
THAT YOU'RE EXCITED.
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IT'S JUST IN HIGH SCHOOL,
KNOWLEDGE WAS PRETTY MUCH
FROWNED UPON.
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YOU REALLY HAD TO WORK
TO LEARN ANYTHING.
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BUT HERE, THE ENERGY,
THE COLLECTIVE
INTELLIGENCE--
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IT'S LIKE THIS FORCE,
T-THIS PENETRATING FORCE,
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AND I CAN JUST FEEL
MY MIND OPENING UP,
YOU KNOW,
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AND LETTING THIS PLACE
JUST THRUST INTO AND--AND
SPURT KNOWLEDGE INTO--
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THAT SENTENCE ENDED UP
IN A DIFFERENT PLACE
THAN IT STARTED OUT IN.
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I'M WITH YOU, THOUGH.
I'M ALL FOR
SPURTY KNOWLEDGE.
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I MEAN, IT'S JUST,
IT'S A LITTLE
OVERWHELMING.
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DON'T YOU FEEL IT?
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WELL, I'M...[ Gasp ]
OOH, BOYFRIEND!
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IT'S MY
ON-CAMPUS BOYFRIEND.
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OH, NO, I FORGOT
TO PICK MINE UP.
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LINE'S PROBABLY
REALLY LONG NOW,
TOO.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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GOOD. IT'S PRETTY MUCH
A MADHOUSE, A MADHOUSE.
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I KNOW.
I WAS JUST SAYING THAT
TO WILLOW.
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I MEAN, IT'S JUST
SO OVERWHELMING.
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DON'T YOU FEEL
COMPLETELY DISORIENTED?
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OZ!
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HEY, PAUL.
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FINALLY MATRICULATING
WITH US. VERY COOL.
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TELL ME YOU'RE PLAYING
THIS WEEK.
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THURSDAY NIGHT,
ALPHA DELT.
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OOH! I HAVE THAT ONE.
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I'M BRINGING
THE WRECKING CREW.
JELL-O SHOTS.
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GOOD.
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE
THEY'RE DISTRIBUTING
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THE WORK-STUDY
APPLICATIONS?
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BACK OF RICHMOND HALL,
NEXT TO THE AUDITORIUM.
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THANKS. SEE YOU, BRO.
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GO GET 'EM.
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MY BAND'S
PLAYED HERE A LOT.
IT'S STILL ALL NEW.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON.
HEY, DOUG.
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LIBRARY...OOH, LIBRARY.
COME ON.
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IT'S TOO BAD GILES
COULDN'T BE LIBRARIAN
HERE. BE CONVENIENT.
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WELL, HE SAYS
HE'S ENJOYING BEING
A GENTLEMAN OF LEISURE.
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GENTLEMAN OF LEISURE?
ISN'T THAT JUST BRITISH
FOR UNEMPLOYED?
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UH-HUH.
HE'S A SLACKER NOW.
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SPEAKING OF SLACK,
YOU HEARD ANYTHING
FROM XANDER?
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NOT FOR A WHILE.
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HE'S STILL ON
HIS "CROSS-COUNTRY,
SEE AMERICA" THING.
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HE SAID HE WASN'T COMING BACK
UNTIL HE'D DRIVEN
TO ALL 50 STATES.
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DID YOU EXPLAIN
ABOUT HAWAII?
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WELL, HE SEEMED
SO DETERMINED.
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WELL, I HOPE
HE GETS BACK SOON.
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IT'D BE FUN TO HAVE
THE WHOLE GANG BACK
TOGETHER, YOU KNOW,
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HANG OUT
IN THE...LIBRARY.
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WOW.
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OH, MY GOSH,
ISN'T THIS AMAZING?
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IT'S...COZY.
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YOU KNOW, I NEVER WANTED
TO HURT GILES'S FEELINGS,
BUT OCCULT BOOKS ASIDE,
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OUR OLD LIBRARY JUST
DIDN'T HAVE THE GREATEST
SELECTION. BUT THIS!
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YEAH, THIS IS GREAT,
YOU KNOW,
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IF WE EVER NEED A PLACE
FOR THE NUREMBERG RALLIES.
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AH, THIS IS
A REAL LIBRARY.
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[ Man ]
SHH!
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[ Whispering ]
SEE, WE EVEN
HAVE TO WHISPER.
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IT LIKE
A WHOLE NEW WORLD.
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HERE.
OH, THANKS.
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I CAN'T WAIT TILL
MOM GETS THE BILL
FOR THESE BOOKS.
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I HOPE IT'S
A FUNNY ANEURISM.
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INTRODUCTION
TO PSYCHOLOGY.
OH, UP THERE.
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I'LL GET THEM.
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YOU KNOW, THIS STORE
DISCRIMINATES
AGAINST SHORT PEOPLE.
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OH, I THINK
THERE'S A PROTEST
NEXT WEEK.
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WHOA--OH!
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OH! AH--OH, GOD,
I'M SO SORRY.
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I'M OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
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WELL, THAT WAS BRACING.
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I'M SO--THE BOOKS
WERE JUST TOO HIGH,
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AND THEN EVERYTHING
WAS BAD.
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LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.
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LET'S PUT A FEW OF THESE
DOWN HERE.
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SO, UH, ARE YOU GIRLS
TAKING INTRO PSYCH,
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OR DO YOU JUST
WANT ME DEAD?
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UH-HUH. I MEAN,
THE FIRST ONE.
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WELL, YOU'LL HAVE
A LOT OF FUN.
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PROFESSOR WALSH--
SHE'S QUITE A CHARACTER.
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YOU'VE TAKEN IT?
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I'M A T.A.
I'LL BE HELPING
THE PROFESSOR OUT.
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I'M SORRY.
I'VE FORGOTTEN MY MANNERS
IN ALL THE CONCUSSION.
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I'M RILEY.
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WILLOW, AND THIS
IS MY FRIEND BUFFY.
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IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU BOTH.
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I'M NICE TO MEET.
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HEY, DO YOU KNOW IF
WE'RE GONNA BE STUDYING
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OPERANT CONDITIONING
IN THE FIRST SEMESTER?
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'CAUSE I HEAR THAT'S
KINDA PROFESSOR WALSH'S
SPECIALTY.
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ABSOLUTELY.
YOU KNOW HER TREATISE
ON DIETRICH'S WORK?
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I KNOW OF IT.
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IT'S NOT IN THE SYLLABUS,
BUT IT'S A FASCINATING READ,
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IF YOU'RE INTO
THAT SORT OF THING.
THEY HAVE IT HERE.
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OOH! WHERE?
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I'LL SHOW YOU.
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I DON'T MEET
THAT MANY FRESHMEN
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THAT KNOW THAT MUCH
ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY.
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WELL, IT'S FASCINATING.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE
EVERYONE'S GOT A BRAIN.
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OR...ALMOST EVERYONE.
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HI.
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OH, HI. ARE YOU BUFFY?
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YEAH.
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KATHY.
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HI. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
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YEAH.
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SO, IT'S, UH,
IT'S A PRETTY
NICE ROOM, HUH?
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HMM. I WAS SURPRISED,
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'CAUSE YOU HEAR HORROR STORIES
ABOUT FRESHMAN HOUSING.
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YOU TOOK THE RIGHT SIDE.
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YEAH.
UM, BUT, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU WANT IT--
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NO, NO. I JUST WANTED
TO MAKE SURE THAT
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED.
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YOU EXCITED
FOR CLASSES TOMORROW?
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00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:55,917
PAINFULLY.
219
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[ Laughs ]
I BET THERE'S GONNA BE
220
00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,625
A LOT OF PARTIES
TO GO TO THIS WEEK, TOO.
221
00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,542
NOT THAT
I'M A CRAZY PARTIER.
222
00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:04,708
OH, AND I'M NOT ALWAYS
THIS HYPER, EITHER.
I'M JUST EXCITED.
223
00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:08,583
YEAH. ME, TOO.
224
00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:09,959
WOW. YOU KNOW,
I AM REALLY GLAD
225
00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:11,083
THAT THEY PUT ME
WITH SOMEBODY COOL.
226
00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:13,000
I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE COOL.
227
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,000
I JUST KNOW
THAT THIS WHOLE YEAR
IS GONNA BE SUPER FUN.
228
00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:23,959
[ Snores, Smacking Lips ]
229
00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:28,417
[ Snoring ]
230
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:38,333
MM-MMM.
[ Laughs ] MMM?
231
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:50,625
THE POINT OF THIS COURSE
IS NOT TO CRITIQUE
POPULAR AMERICAN CULTURE.
232
00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:55,000
IT IS NOT TO PICK AT IT
OR LOOK DOWN UPON IT.
233
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,959
AND IT IS NOT
TO WATCH VIDEOS FOR CREDIT.
234
00:11:57,959 --> 00:12:01,209
THE POINT IS
TO EXAMINE ITS--
235
00:12:01,209 --> 00:12:02,708
[ Whispering ]
DO YOU KNOW IF THIS
CLASS IS FULL YET?
236
00:12:02,708 --> 00:12:06,209
AND THERE ARE 2 PEOPLE
TALKING AT ONCE,
237
00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:08,250
AND I KNOW THAT
ONE OF THEM IS ME.
238
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:12,625
AND THE OTHER
IS A BLONDE GIRL.
239
00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:17,125
YOU, BLONDE GIRL.
STAND UP.
240
00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:20,875
I'M VERY EXCITED TO HEAR
WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY
241
00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,500
THAT'S WORTH
INTERRUPTING
MY LECTURE FOR.
242
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:34,208
I WAS JUST ASKING IF
THE CLASS WAS STILL OPEN,
243
00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:37,667
IF I COULD STILL SIGN UP.
244
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,875
IF YOUR NAME
ISN'T ON THIS SHEET,
245
00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:42,458
THEN YOU ARE WASTING
EVERYONE'S TIME.
246
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:43,750
ARE YOU ON THE SHEET?
247
00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,000
THEY TOLD ME THAT IF I JUST--
248
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,750
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
249
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,875
YOU ARE SUCKING
ENERGY FROM EVERYONE
IN THIS ROOM.
250
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:52,500
THEY CAME HERE TO LEARN.
251
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,125
GET OUT.
252
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,792
I DIDN'T MEAN TO...SUCK.
253
00:12:59,792 --> 00:13:04,250
LEAVE!
THANK YOU.
254
00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:20,500
IF, UH, YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR PSYCH,
IT'S THROUGH HERE.
255
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,875
OH, THANKS.
256
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:24,458
HOW'S YOUR HEAD?
257
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,583
SORRY?
258
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:29,458
YESTERDAY,
IN THE BOOKSTORE.
259
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:30,792
YOU DON'T REMEMBER.
260
00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:32,458
OH, NO. SORRY.
I REMEMBER YOU.
261
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,458
YOU'RE
WILLOW'S FRIEND.
262
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:35,458
YEAH.
263
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:36,583
MY HEAD IS FINE.
264
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,458
IT JUST STUNG FOR A BIT
265
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:41,542
AND I LOST MOST OF MY
BASIC MOTOR FUNCTIONS.
IT'S NO BIGGIE.
266
00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:43,166
WE'RE HERE.
267
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,750
I'M SORRY. I'M TRYING
TO REMEMBER YOU.
268
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,041
BUFFY.
269
00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,500
BUFFY. RIGHT.
HAVE FUN TONIGHT, OKAY?
270
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,125
THANKS.
271
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,834
YOU KNOW,
I WAS JUST WONDERING,
272
00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:00,834
PROFESSOR WALSH
ISN'T PLANNING ON
YELLING AT ME
273
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:02,875
AND KICKING ME OUT
OF THE CLASS, IS SHE?
274
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,667
IT'S NOT IN HER LESSON PLAN.
275
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:08,291
GREAT.
276
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:15,834
HOW WAS POP CULTURE?
277
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:17,583
I DECIDED
NOT TO TAKE IT.
278
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:20,792
IT SEEMED DULL.
279
00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:24,000
OKAY, THIS IS PSYCH 105,
INTRODUCTION TO PSYCHOLOGY.
280
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,792
I'M PROFESSOR WALSH.
THOSE OF YOU WHO FALL
INTO MY GOOD GRACES
281
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,333
WILL COME TO KNOW ME
AS MAGGIE.
282
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,500
THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T
WILL COME TO KNOW ME
283
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:35,500
BY THE NAME
MY T.A.S USE AND THINK
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT,
284
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:39,000
THE EVIL BITCH-MONSTER
OF DEATH.
285
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,750
MAKE NO MISTAKE,
I RUN A HARD CLASS.
286
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,834
I ASSIGN A LOT OF WORK,
I TALK FAST, AND
I EXPECT YOU TO KEEP UP.
287
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:48,417
IF YOU'RE LOOKING
TO COAST,
I RECOMMEND GEOLOGY 101.
288
00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:51,208
THAT'S WHERE
THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE.
289
00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:05,583
OH!
OH!
290
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:06,834
WOW. SORRY.
291
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:09,166
NO, I WASN'T LOOKING.
292
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:11,792
DID YOU, UH, LOSE YOUR WAY?
293
00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:15,542
ME? OH, NO, NO, NO.
I'M JUST GOING
TO FISCHER HALL,
294
00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:19,917
WHICH I KNOW IS
ON THE EARTH PLANET.
295
00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:22,542
RECENTLY VOTED
"MOST PATHETIC,"
UH-HUH.
296
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:25,834
MMM, WELL, I'M LOST,
AND I HAVE A MAP, SO--
297
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:27,750
OH. I COME IN SECOND.
298
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,583
I'M BUFFY, BY THE WAY.
299
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:30,834
EDDIE.
300
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:33,291
OKAY, SO...
301
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:35,667
SO THAT'S
FISCHER HALL, RIGHT?
302
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:39,917
OKAY, AND THIS IS
DUNWORTH BUILDING.
THAT'S MY DORM.
303
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:41,917
IT'S JUST IT-IT'S US
I CAN'T FIND.
304
00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,041
ARE WE THE BLUE PART?
305
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:45,250
NO. YES.
306
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,959
OKAY, RIGHT, SO,
IF I--I CAME
FROM THERE,
307
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:51,500
THEN WE WOULD JUST
WANT TO GO THAT WAY
TO THE BIKE PATH.
308
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,542
YOU SOUND VERY CERTAIN.
I'M IN.
309
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,750
ARE YOU TAKING PSYCH 105
WITH PROFESSOR WALSH?
310
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,542
YEAH. I MEAN,
I'M GONNA TRY.
311
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,875
SHE'S NOT AFRAID
OF THE LONG WORDS,
HUH?
312
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,375
YEAH, SHE'S
PRETTY INTENSE.
313
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,166
A LOT OF THE COURSES
ARE REALLY TOUGH.
314
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,875
I'M A LITTLE UPSET.
315
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:13,209
I HAD IT
ON GOOD AUTHORITY
316
00:16:13,209 --> 00:16:14,208
THIS WAS
A PARTY SCHOOL.
317
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:16,250
I THINK IT'S SUPPOSED
TO GET EASIER.
318
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:20,000
I STILL FEEL LIKE
CARRYING AROUND
A SECURITY BLANKET.
319
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,834
OF HUMAN BONDAGE.
HAVE YOU EVER READ IT?
320
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:26,250
OH, I'M NOT
REALLY INTO PORN--
321
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,291
I MEAN,
I'M JUST TRYING
TO CUT WAY BACK.
322
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:32,291
NO, THERE'S
NO ACTUAL BONDAGE.
IT'S JUST A NOVEL.
323
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,375
I'VE READ IT,
LIKE, 10 TIMES.
324
00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:37,667
I ALWAYS KEEP IT
BY MY BED.
325
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,750
SECURITY BLANKET.
326
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,625
I DON'T REALLY HAVE
A SECURITY BLANKET,
327
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,834
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU COUNT MR. POINTY.
328
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,083
MR. POINTY?
329
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,250
OH, BIKE PATH.
330
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,083
SO, IT'S NICE
TO KNOW
331
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:53,834
THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY
ENTIRELY CONFUSED
PERSON ON THIS CAMPUS.
332
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:55,625
I SUSPECT THERE'S
A LOT OF US.
333
00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,000
WELL, I'LL LOOK
FOR YOU IN PSYCH.
334
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,417
YEAH. MAYBE WE CAN
HELP EACH OTHER
335
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,000
FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.
336
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,333
[ Laughs ]
OKAY.
337
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:04,083
MAYBE EVEN MAKE IT
THROUGH THE YEAR.
[ Laughs ]
338
00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:06,417
GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.
339
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:25,250
I'M SORRY.
DID YOU LOSE YOUR WAY?
340
00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,625
[ Door Closes ]
341
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,583
YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?
342
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,125
YEAH.
343
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:17,041
YOU MADE A FRIEND?
GOOD FOR YOU.
344
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,792
THANKS, MOM.
345
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,167
YEAH. EDDIE
JUST TOOK OFF.
346
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:26,291
PACKED HIS STUFF,
LEFT A NOTE.
HAPPENS SOMETIMES.
347
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:27,625
SOME PEOPLE JUST
CAN'T HANDLE IT.
348
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,041
THERE'S ALWAYS
A FEW KIDS WHO LOSE IT
349
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:33,041
EARLY IN THE FIRST SEMESTER
AND JUST BAIL.
350
00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:35,208
WEAK ONES, I GUESS.
351
00:18:56,792 --> 00:19:02,250
BORING, BORING...
352
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:06,625
BORING, BORING...
353
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:10,208
BORING, BORING.
354
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:12,208
[ Sigh ]
ASTONISHINGLY
BORING.
355
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:15,000
WE...WE HAVE TO KILL
SOME COOLER PEOPLE.
356
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,500
WILL SOMEBODY REMIND ME?
357
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,834
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID
PICK ON THE WEAK ONES,
358
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:21,458
THIN THE HERD AND ALL THAT.
359
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,625
DOES THIS SWEATER
MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
360
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:27,250
NO. THE FACT
THAT YOU'RE FAT
MAKES YOU LOOK FAT.
361
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,542
THAT SWEATER
JUST MAKES YOU
LOOK PURPLE.
362
00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:32,708
[ Sigh ]
YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER.
363
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:36,208
HEY, WORDS CAN HURT
LIKE A FIST.
364
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,083
HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
365
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,125
[ Sunday ]
WELL?
366
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:41,917
DO WE HAVE A KLIMT?
367
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,375
YES!
368
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:47,333
BIG SCORE FOR KLIMT.
369
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:50,291
MONET STILL WELL
IN THE LEAD,
370
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:54,583
BUT LOOK OUT
FOR TEAM KLIMT
COMING FROM BEHIND.
371
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:58,291
FRESHMEN.
MAN, THEY'RE
SO PREDICTABLE.
372
00:19:58,291 --> 00:20:01,291
AND YOU CAN NEVER
EAT JUST ONE.
373
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:02,750
YEAH, I'M HUNGRY.
374
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,333
WHAT A SHOCK.
375
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,250
WE EAT WHEN
I SAY WE EAT.
376
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,041
WELL, WE COULD HIT
THE TUNNELS.
377
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,750
WE EAT WHEN I SAY WE EAT!
378
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:13,625
GOD, LIGHTEN UP.
379
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:17,208
I THINK IT'S FUNNY
WHEN YOU SCREAM.
380
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:20,333
IT'S LIKE...WHOA!
381
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:23,083
I GOTTA GET ME
SOME BETTER LACKEYS,
I SWEAR.
382
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,834
YOU GUYS ARE USELESS.
383
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:27,417
I SHOULDN'T EVEN
TAKE YOU ON THE HUNT.
384
00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,750
GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU LET
DEAD EDDIE GET YOU DINNER?
385
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,542
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
THE PLAN.
386
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,917
[ Knocks ]
387
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:46,417
GILES?
388
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:48,417
RUPERT,
IS THIS BLEU CHEESE,
389
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:51,542
OR IS IT JUST CHEESE
THAT'S GONE BLUE?
390
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,208
YOU'RE NOT GILES.
391
00:20:56,208 --> 00:21:00,750
UM, YOU KNOW,
THE DOOR WAS OPEN,
SO I JUST--
392
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:04,083
UH, GILES DOES STILL
LIVE HERE, RIGHT?
393
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,083
HE DOES.
394
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,458
[ Giles Coughs ]
395
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:09,792
HE APPEARS. RUPERT,
YOU HAVE A GUEST.
396
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,208
BUFFY, HELLO.
397
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:14,917
IS THIS A BAD TIME?
398
00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:19,750
NO...UH, FORGIVE ME.
UM, THIS IS OLIVIA.
399
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:23,875
SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND.
SHE'S STAYING OVER
FOR A FEW DAYS.
400
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:28,208
COULDN'T PASS THROUGH
SUNNY CAL WITHOUT
LOOKING UP OLD RIPPER.
401
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:29,375
UH-HUH.
402
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:32,375
BUFFY IS--UM, WAS
A STUDENT OF MINE.
403
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:33,959
AND HOW IS UNIVERSITY?
404
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,375
PRETTY MUCH THE SAME
AS HIGH SCHOOL,
405
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,959
IN THE SENSE OF
I NEED HELP.
406
00:21:37,959 --> 00:21:40,375
AH. HELP, YES.
407
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,959
BUT THIS JUST LOOKS
LIKE A BAD TIME.
408
00:21:42,959 --> 00:21:44,583
NO, YOU GUYS TALK.
409
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:47,792
I'LL GO SLIP INTO SOMETHING
A LITTLE LESS COMFORTABLE.
410
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:54,542
SO, UH,
TROUBLE WITH,
UM, STUDIES?
411
00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:56,083
THIS IS A BAD TIME.
412
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,500
YOU KEEP SAYING THAT.
413
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,834
WELL, IT LOOKS
PRETTY BAD.
414
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:00,083
I THINK SOMEONE HAD JUST
A LITTLE TOO MUCH
415
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:01,417
FREE TIME
ON THEIR HANDS.
416
00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:03,875
I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO HAVE A PRIVATE LIFE?
417
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:08,583
NO. BECAUSE YOU'RE
VERY, VERY OLD,
AND IT'S GROSS.
418
00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:12,583
WELL, BEFORE I SUCCUMB
TO THE RAVAGES OF AGE
419
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,041
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
420
00:22:16,417 --> 00:22:18,208
THERE'S A STUDENT
MISSING.
421
00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:19,583
YES?
422
00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:23,250
EDDIE. HE'S SUPPOSED
TO HAVE LEFT SCHOOL,
423
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:25,166
BUT I JUST
DON'T THINK HE DID.
424
00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:26,458
I MET HIM OUTSIDE
LAST NIGHT,
425
00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:28,083
AND THEN I WENT BACK
WHERE WE MET,
426
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,041
AND IT LOOKED
LIKE THERE'D BEEN
A STRUGGLE.
427
00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:31,834
AND?
428
00:22:31,834 --> 00:22:33,583
AND WE NEED
TO STOP THIS.
429
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:35,375
I MEAN, EDDIE'S R.A.
SAID KIDS
DISAPPEAR A LOT.
430
00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:37,959
THERE COULD BE
A GANG OF VAMPIRES
WORKING THE CAMPUS.
431
00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:41,834
WE NEED RESEARCH
AND--AND CHARTS
AND STUFF.
432
00:22:41,834 --> 00:22:43,708
I--I STILL DON'T SEE
WHERE I FIT IN.
433
00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:47,250
I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T
DESCRIBED ANYTHING
YOU CAN'T DO YOURSELF.
434
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:50,000
OKAY, REMEMBER
BEFORE YOU BECAME
HUGH HEFNER,
435
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,667
WHEN YOU USED TO BE
A WATCHER?
436
00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:54,375
WELL, OFFICIALLY,
YOU NO LONGER
HAVE A WATCHER.
437
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:57,041
BUFFY, YOU KNOW
I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE
WHEN YOU NEED ME.
438
00:22:57,041 --> 00:22:59,959
I MEAN, YOUR SAFETY
IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME
THAN ANYTHING,
439
00:22:59,959 --> 00:23:02,875
BUT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE
TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
440
00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:07,208
YOU'RE OUT OF SCHOOL,
AND I CAN'T ALWAYS
BE THERE TO GUIDE YOU.
441
00:23:09,209 --> 00:23:10,500
I'M SORRY TO BUG YOU.
442
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,875
BUFFY--
443
00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:15,166
OH, NO--I MEAN,
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
444
00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:16,917
I CAN HANDLE THIS.
445
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:22,208
I-IT'S JUST THAT...
I'M ON IT.
446
00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:24,000
I AM HERE IF YOU NEED ME.
447
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,250
[ Door Closes ]
448
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:26,375
SHE'S GONE?
449
00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:28,083
YES.
450
00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:30,208
SO DID YOU HELP HER?
451
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:33,750
I'M...NOT SURE.
452
00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:42,500
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HUNT
IN THIS MOB?
453
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,750
DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE HOMES?
454
00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:51,834
EDDIE?
455
00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,250
EDDIE.
456
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,750
EDDIE, HEY!
WAIT UP.
457
00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:03,625
GOD, I WAS WORRIED THAT
SOMETHING HAD HAPPENED
TO YOU,
458
00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:05,166
AND OF COURSE IT HAS
459
00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:07,583
BECAUSE YOU'RE
A VAMPIRE.
460
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:09,500
I'M SORRY.
461
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,041
I'M NOT.
462
00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:24,667
THE SLAYER.
463
00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:28,542
WOW. UM, I HEARD YOU
MIGHT BE COMING HERE.
464
00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:32,417
THIS IS, I MEAN--
WHAT A CHALLENGE.
465
00:24:32,417 --> 00:24:34,000
THE SLAYER.
466
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,417
AND YOU ARE?
467
00:24:35,417 --> 00:24:36,875
OH, I'M--I'M SUNDAY.
468
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:38,959
I'LL BE KILLING YOU HERE
IN A MINUTE OR SO.
469
00:24:38,959 --> 00:24:42,458
YOU KNOW, THAT THREAT
GETS MORE FRIGHTENING
EVERY TIME I HEAR IT.
470
00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:45,041
UH, ARE WE GONNA FIGHT,
471
00:24:45,041 --> 00:24:48,750
OR IS THERE JUST GONNA BE
A MONSTER SARCASM RALLY?
472
00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:51,250
I'M IN
FOR A PIECE.
473
00:24:52,542 --> 00:24:54,000
EVERYBODY GETS TO PLAY.
474
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,792
GUYS, THIS IS
TOTALLY...MINE.
475
00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:02,125
OKAY, BUT YOU GOTTA
SHARE THE EATIN',
476
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,834
'CAUSE I'M THINKIN'
SLAYER'S BLOOD'S
477
00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:07,750
GOTTA BE, WHOA,
LIKE THAI STICK.
478
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:11,250
I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED
TO GET SMARTER IN COLLEGE.
479
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:14,083
YEAH, I THINK YOU HAD
A LOT OF MISCONCEPTIONS
ABOUT COLLEGE,
480
00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:18,583
LIKE THAT ANYONE WOULD BE
CAUGHT DEAD WEARING THAT.
481
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:37,625
DON'T TAKE THIS
THE WRONG WAY, BUT...
482
00:25:37,625 --> 00:25:40,166
YOU FIGHT LIKE A GIRL.
483
00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:15,166
AAH. AAH. UNH.
484
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,333
FRESHMAN.
485
00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:37,291
[ Smacking ]
486
00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:40,166
[ Snoring ]
487
00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:16,583
[ Raucous Laughter ]
488
00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:18,000
NO, NO, NO, NO.
489
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,208
THE BEST PART WAS WHEN YOU
RAGGED ON HER CLOTHES.
490
00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:26,209
SHE WAS LIKE,
"NO, NOT THE ENSEMBLE."
491
00:27:28,209 --> 00:27:30,875
THOSE JEANS WITH
THE LITTLE PATCHES?
492
00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:32,875
SHE HAS NO ONE TO BLAME
BUT HERSELF.
493
00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:34,708
I HEARD THEY'RE COMIN' BACK.
494
00:27:34,708 --> 00:27:38,166
NOT IF I KILL EVERY SINGLE
PERSON WHO WEARS THEM.
495
00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:40,250
STILL THINK
YOU SHOULD HAVE
LET US HAVE A PIECE.
496
00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:41,583
WE COULD'VE
FINISHED HER OFF.
497
00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:43,375
SHE'S NOT GONNA LAST THE NIGHT.
498
00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:46,208
SHE'S A DONE DEAL.
499
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:49,458
IN FACT, GUYS,
500
00:27:49,458 --> 00:27:51,959
YOU'RE GONNA HIT THE TUNNELS.
501
00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:05,875
MOM?
502
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:11,750
BUFFY.
503
00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:13,000
HI.
504
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,834
HI, HONEY, HOW ARE YOU?
505
00:28:14,834 --> 00:28:16,250
I'M OKAY.
506
00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:18,375
HOW'S COLLEGE?
YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING.
507
00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:21,166
OH, UH,
THEY STARTED IT.
508
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:23,458
JUST AS LONG AS YOU'RE
BEING CAREFUL.
509
00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:26,834
I REALLY DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D SHOW HERE FOR AWHILE.
510
00:28:26,834 --> 00:28:29,917
OH, I DIDN'T HAVE
CLASSES TODAY,
511
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:32,083
AND EVERYTHING'S
JUST BEEN SO HECTIC,
512
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:34,500
I FIGURED
IT BE NICE TO COME
AND CRASH...FOR--
513
00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:38,209
OH, WELL, YEAH.
514
00:28:38,209 --> 00:28:41,125
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D
BE BACK FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS,
515
00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:43,792
BUT I DIDN'T MOVE ANYTHING.
IT'S STILL YOUR ROOM.
516
00:28:43,792 --> 00:28:46,458
YOU FILLED IT
WITH PACKING CRATES.
517
00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:48,500
YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T
MOVE ANYTHING.
518
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,375
IF IT'S STILL MY ROOM,
519
00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:52,708
SHOULDN'T I BE ABLE
TO FIT IN IT?
520
00:28:52,708 --> 00:28:55,041
WELL, IT'S JUST
FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS
521
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:57,208
WHILE WE DO INVENTORY
AT THE GALLERY.
522
00:28:57,208 --> 00:29:00,250
I JUST REALLY DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D BE BACK SO SOON.
523
00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:03,209
NEITHER DID I.
524
00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:07,291
[ Telephone Rings ]
525
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,875
HELLO?
526
00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:15,083
[ Silence ]
527
00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:17,792
HELLO?
528
00:30:05,959 --> 00:30:10,041
♪ REACT ♪
529
00:30:14,792 --> 00:30:17,625
♪ ELECTRICITY ♪
530
00:30:24,625 --> 00:30:29,083
♪ CONDUCTING'S BACK ♪
531
00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:36,583
♪ SHOWER WITH ME ♪
532
00:30:45,208 --> 00:30:49,000
♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
533
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,209
♪ YOU AND ME ♪
534
00:31:10,834 --> 00:31:13,750
♪ YOU AND ME ♪
535
00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:26,000
♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
536
00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:36,041
THE WHOLE WORLD IN FRONT OF HER,
AND SHE COMES BACK TO THIS DIVE.
537
00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:37,500
XANDER!
538
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:38,542
HEY, BUFF.
539
00:31:38,542 --> 00:31:39,875
OHH. WHEN DID YOU
GET BACK?
540
00:31:39,875 --> 00:31:41,417
COUPLE DAYS AGO.
541
00:31:41,417 --> 00:31:43,333
FREAK OF NATURE.
WHY DIDN'T YOU
CALL ME?
542
00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:45,583
WELL, I KNEW YOU GUYS
WERE STARTING THE WHOLE
COLLEGE ADVENTURE,
543
00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:48,125
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO,
UM, YOU KNOW...
544
00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:49,333
HELP YOU MOVE.
545
00:31:49,333 --> 00:31:52,417
I MISSED YOU.
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
546
00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:54,333
IS AMERICA NICE?
I HEAR IT'S NICE.
547
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:58,041
THERE'S SOME PURPLE MOUNTAINS
MAJESTY I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY.
548
00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:00,458
WHAT'D YOU DO,
WHAT'D YA SEE?
549
00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:01,458
WELL--
550
00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:02,667
TELL ME.
551
00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:04,667
GRAND CANYON.
552
00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:06,333
SAW THE GRAND CANYON.
553
00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:09,417
WELL, I SAW THE MOVIE
GRAND CANYON ON CABLE.
554
00:32:09,417 --> 00:32:10,750
REALLY LAME.
555
00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:12,166
HUH?
556
00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:14,417
BASICALLY, I GOT
AS FAR AS OXNARD,
557
00:32:14,417 --> 00:32:16,208
AND THE ENGINE
FELL OUT OF MY CAR.
558
00:32:16,208 --> 00:32:17,708
AND THAT WAS LITERALLY.
559
00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:19,583
SO I ENDED UP
WASHING DISHES
560
00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:21,417
AT THE FABULOUS
"LADIES' NIGHT" CLUB
561
00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:22,875
FOR ABOUT A MONTH
AND A HALF
562
00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:24,458
WHILE I TRIED TO PAY
FOR THE REPAIRS.
563
00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:27,125
NO ONE
REALLY BOTHERED ME
OR EVEN SPOKE TO ME
564
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:28,750
UNTIL ONE NIGHT,
565
00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:30,166
WHEN ONE OF
THE MALE STRIPPERS
CALLED IN SICK,
566
00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:31,583
AND NO POWER
ON THIS EARTH
567
00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:32,959
WILL MAKE ME TELL YOU
THE REST OF THAT STORY.
568
00:32:32,959 --> 00:32:35,333
SUFFICE TO SAY
I TRADED MY CAR IN
569
00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:37,333
FOR ONE THAT WASN'T
ENTIRELY MADE OF RUST,
570
00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:40,041
CAME TRUNDLING BACK HOME
TO THE ARMS OF MY LOVING
PARENTS,
571
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,875
WHERE EVERYTHING
WAS EXACTLY AS IT WAS,
572
00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:45,542
EXCEPT I
SLEEP IN THE BASEMENT,
AND I HAVE TO PAY RENT.
573
00:32:45,542 --> 00:32:46,625
HOW'S COLLEGE?
574
00:32:46,625 --> 00:32:48,208
MALE STRIPPERS?
575
00:32:48,208 --> 00:32:49,875
NO POWER ON THIS EARTH.
576
00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:53,375
OKAY. COLLEGE IS GOOD.
577
00:32:53,375 --> 00:32:57,041
OKAY, ONCE MORE WITH
EVEN LESS FEELING.
578
00:32:57,041 --> 00:33:00,000
NO, REALLY. I MEAN,
WILLOW'S IN HEAVEN,
579
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,333
AND OZ HAS
THIS REALLY COOL HOUSE
OFF-CAMPUS WITH THE BAND.
580
00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:06,041
AND YOU'RE SITTING HERE
ALONE AT THE BRONZE
581
00:33:06,041 --> 00:33:09,542
LOOKING LIKE YOU JUST
GOT DIAGNOSED WITH
CANCER OF THE PUPPY.
582
00:33:09,542 --> 00:33:11,583
NAH, IT'S JUST--
583
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,083
THERE WAS THIS VAMPIRE,
AND SHE TOOK ME DOWN,
584
00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:19,917
AND I JUST...I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO STOP HER.
585
00:33:19,917 --> 00:33:21,417
THEN WHERE'S THE GANG?
586
00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,458
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE.
LET'S GET IT GOING.
587
00:33:23,458 --> 00:33:25,333
NO, I DON'T WANNA BUG THEM.
588
00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:27,625
I MEAN, THEY'RE JUST
STARTING SCHOOL.
589
00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:29,583
THEY DON'T NEED THIS.
590
00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:32,417
OKAY, BUFF, WHAT'S
THE WHAT HERE?
591
00:33:34,417 --> 00:33:36,458
IT'S JUST...
592
00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:39,417
WHAT IF I CAN'T CUT IT?
593
00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:42,667
CAN'T CUT WHAT?
SLAYING?
594
00:33:42,667 --> 00:33:45,667
SLAYING...EVERYTHING.
595
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,333
BUFFY, THIS IS
ALL ABOUT FEAR.
596
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:53,125
IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE,
BUT YOU CAN'T LET IT
CONTROL YA.
597
00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:56,166
FEAR LEADS TO ANGER.
598
00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:58,834
ANGER LEADS TO HATE.
599
00:33:58,834 --> 00:34:00,708
HATE LEADS TO ANGER.
600
00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:02,792
NO, WAIT. HOLD ON.
601
00:34:02,792 --> 00:34:05,542
FEAR LEADS TO HATE.
602
00:34:05,542 --> 00:34:08,041
HATE LEADS
TO THE DARK SIDE.
603
00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:09,750
HOLD ON. NO.
604
00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:12,458
UM...FIRST YOU GET
THE WOMEN,
605
00:34:12,458 --> 00:34:14,375
THEN YOU
GET THE MONEY,
606
00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:17,458
THEN YOU... OKAY,
CAN WE FORGET THAT?
607
00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:20,500
THANKS FOR THE DADA-IST
PEP TALK.
608
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:23,125
I FEEL MUCH MORE ABSTRACT NOW.
609
00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:25,250
THE POINT IS, YOU'RE BUFFY.
610
00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:28,417
YEAH...MAYBE IN HIGH SCHOOL
I WAS BUFFY...
611
00:34:28,417 --> 00:34:30,917
AND NOW, IN COLLEGE,
YOU'RE BETTY LOUISE?
612
00:34:30,917 --> 00:34:35,000
YEAH, I'M BETTY LOUISE PLOTNIK,
REECE CUPCAKE, ILLINOIS.
613
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,959
OR I MIGHT AS WELL BE.
614
00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:40,917
BUFFY...
615
00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:45,667
I'VE GONE THROUGH SOME
FAIRLY DARK TIMES IN MY LIFE.
616
00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,750
FACED SOME SCARY THINGS,
617
00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:51,208
AMONG THEM, THE KITCHEN AT THE
FABULOUS "LADIES' NIGHT" CLUB.
618
00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:53,291
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
619
00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:58,625
WHEN IT'S DARK AND I'M ALL ALONE
AND I'M SCARED OR FREAKED OUT
OR WHATEVER,
620
00:34:58,625 --> 00:35:02,625
I ALWAYS THINK...
"WHAT WOULD BUFFY DO?"
621
00:35:04,083 --> 00:35:05,708
YOU'RE MY HERO.
622
00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:11,542
OKAY, SOMETIMES WHEN IT'S DARK
AND I'M ALL ALONE,
623
00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:13,542
I'D THINK, "WHAT IS
BUFFY WEARING?"
624
00:35:13,542 --> 00:35:14,917
CAN THAT BE
ONE OF THOSE THINGS
625
00:35:14,917 --> 00:35:16,667
YOU NEVER, EVER
TELL ME ABOUT?
626
00:35:16,667 --> 00:35:18,625
IT'S A DEAL.
627
00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:22,667
LET'S PUT THIS BITCH
IN THE GROUND.
628
00:35:22,667 --> 00:35:24,458
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
629
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,834
I THINK...
630
00:35:29,834 --> 00:35:32,458
I SAY THANK YOU.
631
00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:36,250
AND NOTHING SAYS THANK YOU
LIKE DOLLARS IN THE WAISTBAND.
632
00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:38,667
OKAY, WHAT DO WE DO FIRST?
633
00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:44,625
KIDS DISAPPEARING
EVERY YEAR.
634
00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:46,291
NOT TOO MANY,
JUST ENOUGH
635
00:35:46,291 --> 00:35:48,583
SO THAT EVERYONE THINKS
THEY UP AND LEFT.
636
00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:51,333
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE VAMPIRES
TOOK YOUR STUFF.
637
00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:55,959
MURDER I EXPECT,
BUT PETTY LARCENY
SEEMS SO...PETTY.
638
00:35:55,959 --> 00:35:58,291
WELL, THEY HAVE TO BE
KEEPING IT SOMEWHERE,
639
00:35:58,291 --> 00:36:00,542
ON CAMPUS
OR AT LEAST NEARBY.
640
00:36:00,542 --> 00:36:04,250
HEY, HOW FAR BACK
DO THE DISAPPEARANCES GO?
641
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:09,125
UH...THEY WEREN'T
TOO COMMON BEFORE '82.
642
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:12,458
MAGIC NUMBER.
CHECK THIS OUT.
643
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,500
"PSI-THETA LOSES
ITS CHARTER.
644
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,417
BUILDING TO BE CLOSED
FOR RENOVATION"?
645
00:36:18,417 --> 00:36:21,209
1982. LOOK AT THIS.
646
00:36:21,209 --> 00:36:23,333
"THE FORMER PSI-THETA
FRATERNITY HOUSE LIES DORMANT
647
00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:26,000
WHILE ZONING ISSUES DRAG ON
BEFORE THE CITY COUNCIL."
648
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,750
WE HAVE A WINNER
649
00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:29,041
LOOKS PRETTY CHERRY.
650
00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:31,583
YOU UP FOR A LITTLE
RECONNAISSANCE?
651
00:36:31,583 --> 00:36:33,667
YOU MEAN WHERE WE ALL
SCULPT AND PAINT AND STUFF?
652
00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:36,542
NO, THAT WAS THE RENAISSANCE.
653
00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:39,625
OH. I'VE HAD
A REALLY LONG WEEK.
654
00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:41,792
LET'S GO
LOOK AT THE HOUSE.
655
00:36:58,792 --> 00:37:01,167
SCORE.
656
00:37:03,167 --> 00:37:05,167
LOOK HOW TOUGH I AM.
657
00:37:05,167 --> 00:37:07,500
OHH, THAT'S MY SKIRT.
658
00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:10,166
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FIT IN IT
WITH THOSE HIPS.
659
00:37:10,166 --> 00:37:11,792
WE HAVE TO KILL THEM.
660
00:37:11,792 --> 00:37:13,583
WE NEED WEAPONS.
661
00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:15,083
I DON'T SEE MY WEAPONS TRUNK
DOWN THERE.
662
00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:18,083
IT WAS RIGHT BY MY BED.
663
00:37:18,083 --> 00:37:20,209
MR. GORDO?
664
00:37:20,209 --> 00:37:21,333
WHOO!
665
00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:24,667
GO TO MY ROOM.
666
00:37:24,667 --> 00:37:26,792
IF IT'S NOT THERE,
TRY WILLOW'S.
667
00:37:26,792 --> 00:37:28,291
I'LL KEEP AN EYE--
668
00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:30,041
MY DIARY?
669
00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:32,083
UH-OH, SCORE.
670
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:34,750
I'LL HURRY.
671
00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:41,500
HO HO, LOOK HOW TOUGH I AM.
672
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,209
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT.
673
00:37:43,209 --> 00:37:44,667
THIS TIME, WE PLAY IT MY WAY,
674
00:37:44,667 --> 00:37:46,667
AND THE RULES ARE GONNA BE
JUST A LITTLE BIT--
675
00:37:51,917 --> 00:37:52,917
AHHH.
676
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,000
OHH.
677
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,208
SAY, DON'T I
KNOW YOU FROM...
678
00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:07,291
BEATING THE CRAP
OUT OF YOU?
679
00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:10,792
I JUST THOUGHT I'D DROP IN.
680
00:38:10,792 --> 00:38:13,333
GET IT? DROP IN?
681
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,458
BOY, TOUGH ROOM.
682
00:38:16,458 --> 00:38:18,625
I MUST SAY, YOU'VE
REALLY GOT ME NOW.
683
00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:20,750
I MEAN, THIS IS
A DIABOLICAL PLAN.
684
00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:23,208
THROW YOURSELF AT MY FEET
WITH A BROKEN ARM
685
00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:25,291
AND NO WEAPONS OF ANY KIND.
686
00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:27,041
HOW AM I GONNA
GET OUT OF THIS ONE?
687
00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:30,875
YOU GOT A NICE SETUP HERE.
BUT YOU MADE ONE MISTAKE.
688
00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:32,333
WHAT WAS THAT?
689
00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:35,125
WELL, I'M NOT ACTUALLY POSITIVE,
690
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:37,375
BUT STATISTICALLY SPEAKING,
PEOPLE USUALLY MAKE AT LEAST--
691
00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:39,333
IT SEEMED KINDA WEIRD.
692
00:38:39,333 --> 00:38:41,750
YEAH, WEIRD'S
A PRETTY GOOD
WORD FOR IT.
693
00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:43,750
BUFFY WOULDN'T
JUST TAKE OFF.
694
00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:45,667
THAT'S JUST NOT
IN HER NATURE,
695
00:38:45,667 --> 00:38:47,667
EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME
696
00:38:47,667 --> 00:38:50,250
SHE DISAPPEARED
FOR SEVERAL MONTHS
AND CHANGED HER NAME,
697
00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:52,417
BUT THERE WERE
CIRCUMSTANCES THEN.
698
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,000
THERE'S
NO CIRCUMSTANCES.
699
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,166
DOES BUFFY HAVE A HISTORY
OF EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS?
700
00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:57,917
'CAUSE ON MY REQUEST FORM,
701
00:38:57,917 --> 00:39:00,625
I WAS PRETTY SPECIFIC
ABOUT A STABLE NON-SMOKER.
702
00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:02,291
I DON'T THINK THIS
IS HER HANDWRITING.
703
00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:05,750
I BET THERE WERE
CIRCUMSTANCES.
704
00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:09,792
WE'VE PROBABLY BEEN
SO WRAPPED UP IN
OUR OWN PETTY LIVES
705
00:39:09,792 --> 00:39:12,333
THAT WE TOTALLY MISSED
THE CIRCUMSTANCES.
706
00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:14,333
WE'RE BAD FRIENDS.
707
00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:15,625
WIL, LET'S THINK THIS THROUGH.
708
00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:17,750
HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM?
709
00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:20,417
LONG, ARDUOUS HOURS OF PRACTICE.
710
00:39:20,417 --> 00:39:22,125
NOW, EITHER BUFFY TOOK OFF,
711
00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:24,083
OR SHE WAS ROBBED OR--
712
00:39:24,083 --> 00:39:25,417
IT'S A PRANK!
713
00:39:25,417 --> 00:39:26,333
XANDER.
714
00:39:26,333 --> 00:39:29,583
HOW ARE MY GUYS?
715
00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:33,708
I DON'T KNOW YOU, DO I?
716
00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:35,209
NO.
717
00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:36,792
THIS IS VERY INTRUSIVE,
ISN'T IT?
718
00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:37,792
LITTLE BIT.
719
00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:40,375
XANDER.
KATHY.
720
00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:42,208
DO WE HUG?
721
00:39:42,208 --> 00:39:43,375
I THINK WE'RE TOO MANLY.
722
00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:45,291
WHAT'S THE PRANK?
PRANK?
723
00:39:45,291 --> 00:39:47,000
OH, THE ROOM.
724
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,041
WELL, SOME
FRIENDS OF BUFFY'S
PLAYED A FUNNY JOKE
725
00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:50,375
AND THEY TOOK HER STUFF
726
00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:52,083
AND NOW SHE WANTS US
TO HELP GET IT BACK
727
00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:55,500
FROM HER FRIENDS
WHO SLEEP ALL DAY
AND HAVE NO TANS.
728
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:58,083
OHH, THOSE FRIENDS.
729
00:39:58,083 --> 00:40:00,209
FUNNY GUYS.
730
00:40:00,209 --> 00:40:01,458
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
731
00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:02,792
THEY TOOK THE CHEST.
732
00:40:02,792 --> 00:40:05,875
WELL, LET'S GO.
LET'S GO
TO OUR FRIEND.
733
00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:07,458
IT WAS NICE
MEETING YOU, KATHY.
734
00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:08,834
YOU, TOO.
735
00:40:08,834 --> 00:40:10,583
LET'S GO TO WIL'S,
GET SUPPLIES.
736
00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:12,000
IS BUFFY IN DANGER?
737
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,542
SHE'S IN A HOLDING PATTERN.
WE'VE GOT SOME TIME.
738
00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:17,708
OHH. UNH! UNH!
739
00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:23,291
OH, AND THIS.
740
00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:26,208
THIS IS MY FAVORITE ITEM.
741
00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:28,125
YOU DON'T WANNA TOUCH THAT.
742
00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:34,542
NO! AAH!
743
00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:36,166
THIS ARM'S NOT
LOOKING SO GOOD.
744
00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:37,333
GAAH! AAH!
745
00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:38,917
IT MIGHT HAVE TO COME OFF.
746
00:40:38,917 --> 00:40:40,583
YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH?
747
00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:42,417
I ONLY NEED ONE.
748
00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:58,208
THIS IS
STARTIN' TO SUCK.
749
00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:21,834
WHOA.
750
00:41:21,834 --> 00:41:24,166
WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AT THIS,
751
00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:26,291
IN THE 3 SECONDS IT'LL TAKE YOU
TO TURN TO DUST,
752
00:41:26,291 --> 00:41:29,667
I THINK YOU'LL FIND THE MISTAKE
WAS TOUCHING MY STUFF.
753
00:41:33,667 --> 00:41:35,834
WHAT ABOUT
BREAKING YOUR ARM?
754
00:41:35,834 --> 00:41:36,875
AAH!
755
00:41:36,875 --> 00:41:38,583
HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
756
00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,917
LET ME ANSWER THAT QUESTION
WITH A HEAD-BUTT.
757
00:41:47,041 --> 00:41:51,291
AND FOR THE RECORD...
THE ARM IS HURT.
758
00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:53,000
IT'S NOT BROKEN.
759
00:41:57,417 --> 00:41:58,625
HEY, BUFF.
760
00:41:58,625 --> 00:42:00,041
NEED A HAND?
761
00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:02,792
NO THANKS.
762
00:42:05,667 --> 00:42:07,208
I'M GOOD.
763
00:42:14,125 --> 00:42:16,583
SO, ALL THAT OTHER
STUFF IN THERE--
764
00:42:16,583 --> 00:42:18,375
THAT'S JUST GONNA
SIT IN THERE, RIGHT?
765
00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:21,250
I MEAN, NO ONE OWNS IT
IN THE STRICTEST SENSE.
766
00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:22,750
IT SEEMS WRONG SOMEHOW.
767
00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:24,250
DIBS ON
THE ROWING MACHINE.
768
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,333
BUFFY!
769
00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:28,792
HI, GILES.
770
00:42:28,792 --> 00:42:30,333
WHAT'S WITH
THE ARSENAL?
771
00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:32,708
I'VE BEEN AWAKE ALL NIGHT.
772
00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:35,166
I KNOW I'M SUPPOSED
TO TEACH YOU SELF-RELIANCE,
773
00:42:35,166 --> 00:42:37,125
BUT I CAN'T LEAVE YOU
OUT THERE TO FIGHT ALONE.
774
00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:40,375
TO HELL WITH WHAT'S RIGHT.
I-I'M READY TO BACK YOU UP.
775
00:42:40,375 --> 00:42:41,500
LET'S FIND THE EVIL
776
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:43,750
AND--AND--AND
FIGHT IT TOGETHER.
777
00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:48,458
GREAT. THANKS.
WE'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.
778
00:42:49,792 --> 00:42:51,583
THE EVIL IS THIS WAY?
779
00:42:51,583 --> 00:42:53,083
MY ROOM IS.
780
00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:56,250
HEY, GILES, CAN YOU
GET THIS BOX ON TOP?
781
00:42:56,250 --> 00:43:00,041
SO, COLLEGE NOT SO SCARY
AFTER ALL, HUH?
782
00:43:00,041 --> 00:43:02,166
IT'S TURNING OUT TO BE
A LOT LIKE HIGH SCHOOL,
783
00:43:02,166 --> 00:43:04,041
WHICH I CAN HANDLE.
784
00:43:04,041 --> 00:43:06,667
AT LEAST I KNOW
WHAT TO EXPECT.
785
00:44:21,208 --> 00:44:23,125
GRR! ARRGH!
55715
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