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[ Muttering ]
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Oh, they're remaking
"Goodfellas"!
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Michael Bay?
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Oh, no. It was
just a horrible nightmare.
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Hey, man,
where are we?
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Okay.
Where aren't we?
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What?
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Hold it
right there, pal!
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I'm a police officer
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and I want to know exactly
what the hell is going on --
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[ Electricity buzzes ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Oh, I think that jolt
just erased
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my entire memory of watching
"From Justin to Kelly"
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on cable
the other night.
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Thank you.
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How did you find me?
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Like I said, I'm a cop.
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And I've been undercover
for months
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trying to track down
the serial killer
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who's been murdering...
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homeless people.
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Although I know you best
as Test Subject 55,
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I'm well aware
of your true identity...
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-Officer Paul Cassidy.
-What?
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I saw it on the teevee.
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And in sad news,
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Winnipeg police officer
Paul Cassidy
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is still missing
and now presumed dead.
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He said "presumed."
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Local law enforcement
has officially called off
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the search for his body.
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Oh.
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Okay. Back to work.
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Wait, what're you doin'?
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Holy [bleep]
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Did you just nuke that dude?
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I barely knew him.
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Well, we'll see
in a moment.
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I sent him
to another dimension.
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See, I leave them there
for a bit,
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and then
I bring them back.
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But what comes back
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could be ashes,
mutations, corpses.
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A lot of corpses.
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Half the time
I don't even know
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if there's oxygen
where I'm sending them.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Ooh, this here is some
Brundlefly [bleep]
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Okay, let's see
what we got.
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You turned him
into a pickle!
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[ Roars ]
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Let me go and I'll help.
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No! No way!
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I just need to grab
that remote!
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Aah!
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[ Grunting ]
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Okay! Help!
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Oh, hold on.
He --
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Now he's going
for the folding chair.
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And here he goes.
And...
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No effect.
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Oy.
Strong like a bull.
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This'll just take a second --
Aah!
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Oh, no! You fool!
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There's no telling
what could hap--
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...pen.
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What?
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[ Girl laughing ]
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What you do?
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Do you smell that?
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Fresh air!
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And from what I can see,
an entirely inhabitable
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Earth-like environment.
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What you do?
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When TS54
smashed the console,
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we must have accidently
passed through
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a perfect interdimensional
wormhole,
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the exact coordinates
I've been searching for.
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What you do?
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We were e-mailed
to another world.
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Oh.
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Anyway,
time to lose this thing.
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[ Device beeps ]
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Well, you thought you had me,
but you're under arrest.
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And by the looks
of this place,
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you're going
to medieval jail.
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Best-case scenario,
you'll end up with...
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Bubonic plague...
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dysentery...
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and boils
on your beef whistle.
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Dr. Benign,
you have the right to rem--
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Miley Cyrus!
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Let me just grab
these little guys here.
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Paul, I know it's probably
hard to absorb at the moment,
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but you and I breached
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a new barrier
in the universe and survived.
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We're like the Belka and Strelka
of interdimensional travel.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Anyway,
I'm glad that someone
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was here to see my dream
come to fruition.
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[Bleep]...you!
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Bye.
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Gagging ]
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Yeah! No pickle's gonna
break my stride!
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[ Growls ]
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, my God!
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I'm about to be murdered
by a gherkin.
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Oh, and he gets 'em
with clothesline!
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[ Laughing ]
Yeah.
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Look out, matey!
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There's a scary dude
terrorizing the area.
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Yeah, I know.
He's right behind me.
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Oh, no, that's him.
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[ Snarling ]
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What?
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Superknife:
No, that's him.
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Oh [bleep]
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[ Giant laughs ]
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I love apples.
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What's that?
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What the hell's
it look like?
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It's a giant,
and we're here to stop him.
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You guys
are her-- heroes?
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Sorry, that sounded
a little bit condescending.
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Oh, you guys are heroes?
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Hmm, I never liked
that designation.
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You know,
I prefer "helpers."
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In any case,
I'm Superknife,
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that's Monty,
and that's Rubis.
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[ Barks ]
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Sorry.
And that's Puff.
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Oh, okay.
Uh, I'm Paul.
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So, what's the plan
here exactly?
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I say
we let him pillage.
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As a general rule,
I try to avoid doing battle
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with anyone
that can inhale me.
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[ Girl screams ]
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Mommy!
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Oh, no, you don't!
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Hey! Want some 'tard
to go with that child?
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Groans ]
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Uh-oh,
it's raining girls!
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Hallelujah!
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[ Girl laughing ]
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Uh, yeah.
You're -- You're welcome.
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I'll kill you!
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[Bleep]
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Aah, this is how
people die!
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Corporal Vile, sir,
we found this guy
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wandering
the wastelands.
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No -- No need
for physical violence, guys.
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I was perfectly willing
to come along peacefully.
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Who is this worm?
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He was doing
a bunch of sciency stuff,
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so I figured you might
have some use for him.
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Hmm.
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Yes, I'm a scientist.
[ Laughs ]
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Some might say
inventor as well.
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Oh! Here's --
Look at this.
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You snap this ring
around someone's neck, right?
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Then you have this controller
here, you own them.
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They get out of line?
Boom! Blow their head off.
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[ Laughs ]
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You -- You seem like
the kind of guy
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that might appreciate
something like that.
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I like it.
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Welcome aboard.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Ohhh!
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Oh!
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Oh, man.
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I think I compromised
my coccyx.
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Wow, this is strange.
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This -- This looks
the kind of cave
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that Werner Herzog
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would like to make
a documentary about.
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And at the heart of the caves,
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be sure to visit
our majestic ballroom.
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Ooh!
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That suit looks like
it'd fit me like a glove.
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You don't belong here.
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[ Gasps ]
Oh, Jesus.
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God Jesus, you gave me
the geebers creepers.
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Phew.
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But, yeah, no, I agree.
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I'm a creep.
I'm a weirdo.
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What -- What the hell
am I doing here?
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I don't belong here.
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But I -- But I fell
into a fissure.
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This world.
You don't belong in this world.
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Wait, wait.
What -- What are you doing?
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What's that?
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Paul.
Paul Cassidy.
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Yes!
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When you ceased to exist
on Earth,
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I siphoned your minutiae
through a pinhole
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in the micro-dimensional
continuum.
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Oh, hey.
Thanks, dude.
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Uh, let me buy you lunch
or something.
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By the way,
I-I didn't catch your name?
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I am Ozborne King.
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I am attempting to modify
the Oracles of Doom.
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And as an outsider
to this world,
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you are uniquely qualified
to assist me.
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That sounds a little
more involved than --
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than I'd like to get.
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Augury can only be revised
by the exotic.
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Well, that's what
my grandma always said.
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Silence.
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[ Ground rumbles ]
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The heroes will die.
It's been foretold.
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But if you can save them,
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it will prove your influence
upon the prophecies.
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Whoa! Where'd you go?
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**
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Gauntlet: Hello, there!
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[ Gasps ]
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Did you just talk,
or is this just another stage
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of the horrific nightmare
that I'm having?
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Right the first time.
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We're partners now,
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and we're gonna fight
the forces of evil together.
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Plus, we have a psychic link,
so I'll understand
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all the stupid jokes
you love to tell.
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Now, let's go fight
that giant!
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Yeah? Are you ready?
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'Cause it's like
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"Gulliver's Don't Travels"
up there.
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[ Cricket chirps ]
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I thought you
were gonna like my jokes.
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[ Townsfolk shouting ]
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Ba-goy!
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-Huh?!
-[ Gasps ]
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-Yeah!
-Ooh!
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* Coming alive
in the new world *
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* With my new suit
and gauntlet *
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* Yeah, boy
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* No one's built a honkey yet
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* Big enough to stop me
Ooh!
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* So sit back, relax,
and just watch me *
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* Climbing up onto his ass crack
and back fat *
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* Ending up on his dome
for some payback *
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Shit!
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And, oh!
Right in the fontanel.
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That was a puny attempt
to stop me.
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The proportions
between these gladiators
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is skewed to be sure.
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But, oh, no!
There he is.
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He's done it.
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Gene,
what do you think?
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You can't get a guy
this big in a --
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Oh, and he did!
Apparently you can!
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What are you doing?
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[ Screams ]
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[ Splash ]
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Hey, skipper.
Thanks, mate.
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We were in real trouble
back there.
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Yeah, yeah,
amazing stuff.
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So who are you, exactly?
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I'm Apollo Gauntlet.
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I'm on a quest
to undo the Oracles of Doom.
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No, wait.
That's wrong.
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I'm Paul Cassidy from Earth.
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Well, whatever your name is,
we're on a quest to find beer.
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Why don't you join us?
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First day on the job, though,
that wasn't so bad.
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Yeah, no.
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I-I think we're
a good team, actually.
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Great, well, we'll see
what happens, I guess.
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Hey -- Hey, guys,
uh, wait up.
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**
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* Fights evil
even when it's not there *
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* Here comes Apollo Gauntlet
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* Fighting for goodness
in everyone *
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* Put on your magic gauntlets
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* Wait for the proper time
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* You fight the evil
even though it's everywhere *
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* It's everywhere
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* Here comes Apollo Gauntlet
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**
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