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Good day, madam. Is
your husband home?
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Uh, I'm afraid he's not, sir.
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Oh. Good!
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Oh! Herman!
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You're so cute. You just give
me vulture-bumps all over.
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I... I do have a certain built-in charm.
Lily, dear, was there any mail today?
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No, but the express company
delivered a box from the Old Country.
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Oh. I had them put it in here.
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Oh, let's see who it's from.
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Eh, it's Uncle Gilbert!
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We'll-We'll have you out in a jiffy, Uncle
Gilbert. You're just in time for dinner.
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No, no, Herman. It's not Uncle
Gilbert. It's from Uncle Gilbert.
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Oh, eh, sorry. A
natural mistake.
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I don't know what's in
it, but he sent a letter
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asking us to keep it for
him until he gets here.
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He's coming over on a
visit in two or three days. Oh!
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Hey, Pop. I've been
waiting for you to get home.
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You can open the crate with my
genuine Transylvanian Boy Scout hatchet.
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Thank you, son.
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Ah! Gold coins.
Hundreds of them!
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Yippee!
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But Uncle Gilbert
isn't a rich man.
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Where in the world would he get
thousands of dollars out of the blue?
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Well, Uncle Gilbert
used to be a politician.
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Maybe Transylvania was
declared an unfriendly nation,
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and our government
automatically sent them foreign aid.
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And here's your
receipt, Mrs. Munster.
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When we learned you
had such a big deposit,
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we were happy to send
along our armored car.
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I see it came to a hundred
and eighty thousand dollars.
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You know, those coins
are pure gold and very
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rare. They appear to
be Spanish doubloons.
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Well, you've been very
helpful, Mr. Benson.
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It would be a nuisance to have all that
loose change kicking about the house.
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Yeah. Yes.
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Everything taken
care of, Aunt Lily?
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Oh. This very efficient young
man has been very, very helpful.
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Oh, I guess you two haven't met.
Mr. Benson, this is my niece, Marilyn.
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Uh, well... I'm very glad
to meet you, Miss Alan.
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My first name is Benson,
but you can call me Marilyn.
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Oh, I'm sorry. A hundred
and eighty thousand pardons.
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What I mean to say is, I... I
sure am delighted to meet ya.
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Uh, well, bye.
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Oh. Good evening, Grandpa, Lily.
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Uh, sorry I had to work
late, dear, and eat downtown,
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but before I left the parlor, I had
to lay out some work for tomorrow.
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That's all right, Herman,
but keep your voice down.
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Hm? Keep my voice down? What
are you doing sitting here in the kitchen?
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Don't tell me Spot ate the living
room furniture again! No, don't, no.
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We're sitting here
because Marilyn is
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sitting in the living
room with a young man.
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That new assistant
manager the bank sent over?
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He fell for her like
a ton of headstones.
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Plain, old, drab
Marilyn? Yes, Herman.
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It must be either
love or astigmatism.
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Lily and I are trying to make
sure he doesn't get away.
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Pretty soon, I'm going to
sneak out and bolt the front door.
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I'm going out now and see if
they're sitting close together.
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Lily.
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Grandpa. I do not believe we should
try to push Marilyn's romance along.
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We should let it take its
own course. But, Herman...
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Uh, Grandpa. If Marilyn's clock
of romance has begun to tick,
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it does not behoove us to
overwind her mainspring.
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And the minute I saw you this
morning, I wanted to know you better.
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Did you want
something, Aunt Lily?
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I hate to disturb you two,
but could I borrow that pillow?
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This one, Mrs. Munster? Yes.
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I was making some chicken
soup, and I ran out of feathers.
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Hmm. These'll do nicely.
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Yeah. Sure. Oh, Mr. Benson,
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uh, why don't
you sit over here...
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on the sofa next to Marilyn?
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It's much more comfy.
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Yes. Uh, thank you.
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She makes chicken
soup with feathers?
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Doesn't everyone?
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How's everything going? I
borrowed the pillow out of
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his chair, so he has to sit
on the sofa next to Marilyn.
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Good! Listen, you two.
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I am against promoting
romance. It will lead to no good.
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We don't want it to lead to any
good. We want it to lead to marriage.
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Grandpa. What are
you... What are you doing?
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I've got Eddie stashed
away in the dungeon. Ha-ha!
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It's part of my master plan.
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Come in, Eddie.
This is Grandpa. Over.
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Well, now, isn't this cozy?
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You know, Marilyn, it's been a
long time since I've met a girl like you,
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especially one
whose home is so...
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Hey, hey! Alan,
what's the matter?
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Oh, there's something coming up
out of the floor, and it's got fangs!
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Oh, that's just my little
cousin, Eddie. What is it, Eddie?
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Sorry to bother you two, but one of the
lightbulbs went out down in the dungeon.
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Eh... Thanks a lot.
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Yes, Eddie? Phase two
completed. Over and out.
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Good boy.
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Now they're sitting close
together with the lights down low.
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All we need is some soft music.
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Leave it to me.
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Shades of Tristan and Isolde,
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shoot me a love theme
straight from the shoulder.
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??
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The organ, it's
playing by itself!
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Yes, isn't it romantic?
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You hear that? It worked.
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Oh, Grandpa, you are a genius!
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Oh, I must admit that you... ??
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What was that? Something
must have gone wrong.
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What? It's never
done that before!
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Aunt Lily! Grandpa! Help!
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Grandpa! Grandpa!
Herman! Come on!
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Not me. You made your
kettle of fish, now sleep in it.
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So there!
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Oh!
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Down! Down, boy!
Sit! Stay! Down, boy!
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Hold it, hold it!
Down, down! Stop!
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Alan! Alan!
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Whoa! Herman, come
quick! We need your help!
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Herman! Well, don't just
stand there! Do something!
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Allow me.
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??
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There.
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I hope it doesn't
wriggle till after sundown.
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You want a little more coffee? No, no.
That's okay. I've stopped shaking now.
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What happened? You told me this
girl was such a doll. Oh, Marilyn is.
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But that house and the
aunt and the grandfather.
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Boy, they're like something
out of Edgar Allan Poe.
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Well, I guess you'll be
scratching her off your list, huh?
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Gosh, no. I can't afford to,
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not since I saw that solid
gold deposit they made.
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Ben, that girl has
really got what it takes�a
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hundred and eighty
thousand dollars' worth.
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I wouldn't mind saying "I
do" to a balance like that, huh?
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You know something,
Alan? You're really a rat.
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Okay, okay. But you'll talk
nicer to me when I'm a rich rat.
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Herman, frankfurters, please.
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If you'll just wait, Grandpa,
they'll be there in a minute.
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Hey, how come Marilyn's not
eating with us again tonight?
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Because, Eddie, that nice young
boy from the bank called her...
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and asked her out
on another date.
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That's four dates this week, and he's
always so anxious to be alone with her.
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When she comes to the door, he
won't even come into the house.
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He just rushes her into
the car and takes off!
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What kept you?
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You know, this is the first young man
that's really seemed interested in Marilyn.
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if
he asked her to marry him?
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I'm all for it, all for it.
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I haven't been to a wedding
since I married my 140th wife.
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I hope Marilyn has as wonderful
a wedding as we had, Herman.
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It was so touching when that
mad scientist gave you away...
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and then presented me
with a copy of your blueprints.
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I know, dear. I just hope
wherever Marilyn is tonight,
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she's looking into a pair of
eyes as romantic as mine.
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There. Does that
change your mind any?
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Gosh, Alan, I don't know.
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An elopement sounds
romantic and all that, but
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I hate to do things
behind my family's back.
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Now, wait a minute.
You say they love you and
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want you to be happy.
They'll get used to it.
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But I think you better talk to my uncle
about something as important as marriage.
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He likes to do things the old-fashioned
way. It's just the way he's put together.
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But that's just it. What if he
says no or tells us to wait?
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We might even lose
each other forever. You
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wouldn't want that to
happen, would you, doll?
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Well, Alan, I...
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Now, what were you saying? Well,
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an elopement might not
be such a bad idea after all.
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Arrive New York Harbor, Friday.
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Will see you on weekend.
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Hope money is in safe place.
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Love and kisses, Uncle Gilbert.
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Thank you, Operator. Ho-ho!
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Oh, Grandpa, isn't
that exciting? Yes.
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He'll be here for the weekend.
Oh-ho-ho! Good old Gilly!
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He always was a fun fellow.
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Now he'll get to
meet Marilyn's beau,
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and if there's a wedding in the
family, he can stay over for it.
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Yes, and if Marilyn gets
to marry that Mr. Benson,
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I won't mind having
a banker in the family.
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After all, a fella who works
in a vault can't be all bad.
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Well, maybe we're
getting our hopes too high.
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After all, Marilyn
is plain, and, well...
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I'll get it.
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??
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Yeah, hello. It's the Munster
residence. The Count speaking.
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You don't know me, sir, but
I'm a friend of Alan Benson's.
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I thought I should warn you about
something that's going to happen tonight.
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What? Elopement?
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Yes, sir, and I feel
it's my duty to tell you.
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He's marrying your
niece for one reason...
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That money you have in our bank.
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Hello? Hello?
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Hello! Grandpa!
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What-What's this
about an elopement?
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That fella's marrying Marilyn for her
money. And they're gonna elope tonight!
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Now let me get this straight.
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This fellow, Benson, is eloping
with our niece, Marilyn, tonight...
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in order to get that hundred and eighty
thousand dollars we put in the bank?
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- Yes, Herman, and Grandpa
and I have worked out a plan. - I'm all ears.
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Well, first of all, Marilyn is
so infatuated with this boy,
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that if we told her the truth, she
wouldn't believe it, right? Right.
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Now, the next step is
to get Marilyn out of the
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way tonight, so she
can't elope with him, right?
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Right. And then we can confront this
boy with what we know. You follow me?
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Follow you? If we were
any closer, we'd be dancing.
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But how do we get
Marilyn out of the way?
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Grandpa has a magic spell that'll transport
her back to Transylvania for the night.
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And then, right after we get rid of
this Benson bum, I bring Marilyn back.
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I got this spell right
out of my magic book.
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Herman, it's our only chance.
That mean Mr. Benson is
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going to be here at
midnight to elope with Marilyn.
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Come on. Let's go upstairs
and get this over with.
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Sure are a lot of mean
people in the world.
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Why can't life be the
way it is in Mary Poppins?
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Aah!
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Meanie!
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Marilyn... Come with me...
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and stay right over here.
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Eddie, over there,
Lily, right here...
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and Herman, I'd like
to have you over here.
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Grandpa, what is
this all about? Marilyn,
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we'll explain later.
It's for your own good.
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Eh, Marilyn dear,
be a good girl,
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and humor your poor,
old, decrepit grandfather.
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Thank you.
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Don't let time or
space detain ya.
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Here you go to Transylvania.
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Grandpa!
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I-It worked!
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That was really neat!
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Grandpa, you
really... Eh, Grandpa?
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Grandpa! Lily, where
did Grandpa go?
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Eh, Lily? Lily? Lily!
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Eh, Eddie, where-where's
Lily? Eddie? Eddie?
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Where is everybody?
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00:15:40,402 --> 00:15:44,066
Hmm. Well, wouldn't you know?
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That old goofball
"overspelled" himself!
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00:15:46,966 --> 00:15:49,401
They've all been transported!
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Every time there's a crisis,
some boob has to telephone.
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Huh!
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00:16:07,005 --> 00:16:08,997
Hello?
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Oh, hello, Grandpa.
Where are you?
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00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:15,511
Where am I? I'm in the Happy
Valley Motel in Kansas City.
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00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:18,190
Oh, really? Say, how
is the weather there?
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Oh, it is clearing up a bit...
Herman, the spell backfired.
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We're all here.
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I'll be darned. When
are you coming back?
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00:16:28,934 --> 00:16:31,692
Look, Herman, all I've
got with me is the one-way
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spell. You've gotta go
down to the dungeon...
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and get the return-trip
spell out of my
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magic book and read
it to me over the phone.
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Gotcha. Uh, be right back.
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00:17:03,059 --> 00:17:05,221
- Uh, Grandpa.
- Yes, Herman?
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00:17:05,204 --> 00:17:07,798
Um, what was it I
was supposed to get?
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The return-trip spell
out of my magic book.
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00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:13,675
That's right. Uh, don't go away.
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00:17:25,308 --> 00:17:29,302
- Eh, Grandpa, it's me.
- Herman, did you get the formula?
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00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:34,448
No. It was dark down there, and
the book snapped at me again.
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00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:38,673
Oh, brother! Will someone
please tell me what's going on here?
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00:17:38,561 --> 00:17:40,757
Yeah, Mom. What's up?
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00:17:40,738 --> 00:17:43,435
Oh, Grandpa, give me that phone.
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00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:46,627
Take Marilyn in the other room
and tell her what happened.
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00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,558
Some sorcerer's
apprentice he is.
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00:17:49,509 --> 00:17:52,946
Well, come, my dear.
I'll break it to you gently.
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00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:57,275
Now, first of all, that fella
you're in love with is a rat fink.
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00:17:59,081 --> 00:18:02,051
- Herman, are you there?
- Yes, Lily.
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00:18:01,994 --> 00:18:04,725
Now, listen, Herman.
It's almost midnight.
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00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:09,018
That Alan Benson is going to show
up in 20 minutes to elope with Marilyn.
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00:18:08,908 --> 00:18:13,869
When he does, you're just going to have
to be there waiting for him in her place.
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00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:17,578
Well, that's a good idea, dear, but don't
you think he'll notice the difference?
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00:18:17,489 --> 00:18:21,585
Oh, Herman! Herman, I don't
want you to elope with him.
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00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:23,652
I just want you to tell him off.
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00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:26,935
I see, dear. Tell
him off. Uh, right.
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00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:28,860
Be forceful. Right.
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00:18:28,853 --> 00:18:31,550
Don't worry. I'll give
him a piece of my mind.
276
00:18:31,509 --> 00:18:35,571
When I have to be, I can be
a pretty terrifying individual.
277
00:18:59,937 --> 00:19:03,965
Hmm. He'll be
here in ten minutes.
278
00:19:03,874 --> 00:19:06,148
I guess I'll just turn
out the light, so I don't
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00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,617
have to look at this
horrible furniture of Marilyn's.
280
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:16,740
Boy, when he comes through that
window and finds me sitting here,
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00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:21,277
he's really gonna think
he tangled with a tiger.
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00:20:21,152 --> 00:20:23,951
Marilyn!
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00:20:23,906 --> 00:20:27,707
It's me, honey.
I've come to get ya!
284
00:20:30,212 --> 00:20:33,086
How could she sleep at
a time like this? The least
285
00:20:32,993 --> 00:20:35,659
she could do is knock
it off with the snoring.
286
00:20:38,568 --> 00:20:41,265
Come on, sweetheart. Wake up!
287
00:20:41,224 --> 00:20:43,989
It's your Prince Charming
who's come to take you away.
288
00:20:46,443 --> 00:20:49,845
Sweetie, darling.
It's me, honey.
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00:20:50,764 --> 00:20:53,427
That's strange. She
must wear mittens to bed.
290
00:20:56,111 --> 00:20:58,103
Darling, are you...
291
00:21:00,368 --> 00:21:02,894
Ohh! Ohh!
292
00:21:02,865 --> 00:21:06,267
Uh, young man, wait! Young man!
293
00:21:07,635 --> 00:21:09,695
Young man?
294
00:21:10,868 --> 00:21:13,463
Uh, young man!
295
00:21:17,398 --> 00:21:20,493
Youngman? Youngman!
296
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,000
Young man! I...
297
00:21:24,441 --> 00:21:29,311
Well, he certainly left in a hurry. I
didn't even have a chance to tell him off.
298
00:21:29,179 --> 00:21:33,810
Well, I guess everyone looks kind
of frightening when they first wake up.
299
00:21:37,310 --> 00:21:40,007
Well, Herman, I must say,
it's nice to be back home...
300
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:45,406
after a certain party forced us to take a
plane all the way back from Kansas City.
301
00:21:45,249 --> 00:21:47,946
I'm sorry, Lily. But I at
least saved you a full fare...
302
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,604
by flying back
under my own power!
303
00:21:50,563 --> 00:21:52,725
And I'm glad to be home too.
304
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:56,372
The truth about Alan was an awful
shock, but I guess I'll get used to it.
305
00:21:56,294 --> 00:21:58,456
I'm sure you will, dear.
306
00:21:58,438 --> 00:22:02,000
And to think that the money that that
young man was after isn't ours at all.
307
00:22:01,928 --> 00:22:06,229
It belongs to Uncle Gilbert. Hmm! Hey,
Uncle Gilbert oughta be here any minute.
308
00:22:06,121 --> 00:22:08,681
Huh? His plane got into
the airport 15 minutes ago.
309
00:22:08,650 --> 00:22:11,552
Oh! Dear, I hope he doesn't
have a hard time getting a taxi.
310
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:14,436
You know, sometimes...
311
00:22:14,381 --> 00:22:16,816
I'll bet that's Uncle Gilbert!
312
00:22:16,782 --> 00:22:18,774
I'll get it!
313
00:22:22,544 --> 00:22:24,706
That's who it is! Herman!
314
00:22:24,689 --> 00:22:26,954
Uncle Gilbert! Come
right in! How are you?
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00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:30,367
Well, now, it
certainly is good...
316
00:22:30,291 --> 00:22:34,490
to drop in on my
favorite relatives!
317
00:22:34,388 --> 00:22:36,380
Oh, yes!
318
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,560
Hello, Uncle Gilbert!
Hi, Uncle Gilbert!
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00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:42,740
Come right in and sit
down, Uncle Gilbert!
320
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,616
We haven't seen you in such a
long time. Come right in and sit down.
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00:22:45,561 --> 00:22:48,030
How are things
going? Swimmingly.
322
00:22:47,994 --> 00:22:52,659
Oh, but say, let me get out of these
dry things and into something wet.
323
00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:55,999
Well, sit down,
Uncle Gilbert! Yes!
324
00:22:57,950 --> 00:23:00,625
Well, Uncle Gilbert,
before I forget it, all
325
00:23:00,539 --> 00:23:03,177
that money you sent
us is safe in the bank.
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00:23:03,135 --> 00:23:05,502
Fine, fine.
327
00:23:05,472 --> 00:23:08,067
But, Uncle Gilbert?
Uh, just one thing.
328
00:23:08,034 --> 00:23:11,493
Uh, we were a little curious.
Where did you get all that gold?
329
00:23:11,427 --> 00:23:13,637
Yeah, Uncle Gilbert.
Where'd you get all those
330
00:23:13,570 --> 00:23:15,706
neat Spanish doubloons
and rare gold pieces?
331
00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:18,484
Oh, those! Oh,
why, Eddie, my boy,
332
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:20,634
that's loose
change I picked up...
333
00:23:20,615 --> 00:23:24,677
in ships and treasure chests
lying around in my neighborhood.
334
00:23:24,584 --> 00:23:26,815
- No foolin'!
- Sure!
335
00:23:26,793 --> 00:23:30,093
That's one reason I wouldn't
live anyplace else in the world.
336
00:23:30,026 --> 00:23:33,258
Oh, there's a lot of
advantages, my boy,
337
00:23:33,196 --> 00:23:36,496
to being the Creature
from the Black Lagoon.
338
00:23:36,429 --> 00:23:38,796
Yeah!
339
00:23:38,846 --> 00:23:43,396
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