All language subtitles for The Munsters s01e04 Rock-A-Bye Munster.engg

[Man] Gentlemen, shall
we begin the operation?

Scalpel. Pulse rate, falling.

Forceps. Breathing, labored.

Sutures. This is a very
dangerous operation.

Oh, I know. Just
let me concentrate.

[Man #2] You've got to save her,
Dr. Basey. Her father owns the hospital.

[Static, Buzzing]

There goes that set again. Right
in the middle of my favorite comedy.

Try another channel, Grandpa.

[Wailing]

[Squeaks] Will
you be quiet, Igor?

He hates television ever since
Bat Masterson went off the air.

[Squeaking] All right, Igor.
Good night. Good night.

You shouldn't have repaired this
thing with those war surplus radar parts.

Why are you so
hotheaded, Herman?

I can't help it. That's
the way I'm made.

Maybe you'll get a new
TV set for your birthday.

[TV Whistling] You
and your radar parts.

It's tuning in on our
own house again.

[Chuckling] Hey, look. There's
Eddie trying to catch dinner for the cat.

- We'll get him this time.
- [Growls]

- [Squawks] Missed me!
- [Growls]

Look, there's Marilyn
and Lily in the kitchen.

I wonder if they're
talking about us.

See if you can tune in the
sound. I love to eavesdrop.

It'll be wonderful for Eddie to
have a little playmate, Aunt Lily.

But what about breaking
the news to Uncle Herman?

Oh, that's not important.

Telling Herman is a little
detail I can take care of anytime.

A new playmate for Eddie.

Did you hear that, Herman?

She's having a baby?

And telling me is just a detail?

[Chuckles] Isn't that
typical of women?

So often the husband
is the last to know.

What do you think, Grandpa?
Will it be a boy or a girl?

Probably.

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Aunt Lily, a minute ago
while we were talking,

did you have the feeling
someone was watching us?

No. But I'll check.

Eddie, are you
hiding in there again?

Nope, not in there. Maybe
Grandpa's hanging in the cupboard.

Grandpa.

Nevermore. [Squawks]

I wish that stupid raven
would stay in his clock.

I guess I was
mistaken. Oh, Marilyn.

It'll be such fun having
another child around

the house, even if it's
only for a little while.

How long will the
little fellow be with us?

Just a week or so. He's Dr. Dudley's
son. I've been babysitting with them.

Oh, yes. Our family doctor.

Herman went to him once,

but the poor fellow fainted
during the examination.

It upset Herman so
much he never went back.

The doctor and his wife
are going to a convention.

So I said we'd keep little
Elmer until they come back.

Here's Dr. Dudley's card, so
we can get in touch with him.

Hmm.

I think I'll break the news to
your Uncle Herman gently.

His birthday's
coming up this week...

and you know how he feels
about strange people in the house.

Yes, you better tell
him when he's in a good

mood. We wouldn't want
him to go all to pieces.

Oh, I know. It's such a nuisance
putting him back together again.

Devil's food cake.
They all love it.

[Thunderclap]

Oh, isn't it restful to sit out
here after supper, Herman?

Yes. We had weather just
like this on our honeymoon.

Remember?

What a beautiful spot that was.

Devil's Island.

Too bad they closed it down.

Seems like all the really
nice resorts are gone.

It's a shame we've never kept in touch
with that charming Captain Dreyfuss.

Hmm.

You're not very talkative
this evening, Lily.

Are you sure there isn't
anything you want to tell me?

I mean, anything about
a little, uh, bundle?

- [Chuckles]
- Bundle?

Oh, I'm glad you
reminded me, Herman.

I have a whole bundle
of laundry downstairs.

I must go out and
hang it on the line,

take advantage of
this beautiful weather.

Lily, you just dropped
a piece of pap...

Lily.

"Dr. Dudley, M.D."?
[Thunderclap]

Well, here we are, Herman.
"4919 Woodbury Drive."

Dr. Dudley's house.

I hate to do this behind
Lily's back, Grandpa.

Now, Herman. You're her husband.

If she's going to be coy about it
and not tell you what's going on,

you've gotta find out
everything for yourself.

Well, at least we won't be
bothering them at this hour.

It's only 4:00 in the
morning. Of course.

I've seen those intern movies.

This is just about the time when
most doctors are getting home...

from all those wild parties
they have all the time.

Come on.

Edward, what are you doing?

What am I doing? I'm
dying of indigestion.

That's what I'm doing.

Shh, shh. Couldn�t you be
a little more quiet about it?

Do you want to
wake up little Elmer?

I lost my darn glasses, and you
know I can't see a thing without them.

You and your
oysters Rockefeller.

For the past two hours, I've been
having the most horrible nightmares.

I'm going downstairs
and drink some hot milk.

Oh, you look awful, dear.
Get back in bed. You're sick.

That's you. I'm over here.

I wondered what you
were doing in my pajamas.

[Doorbell Rings]
I'll get it, dear.

Now remember, Herman.
Don't beat around the bush.

Just ask him
point-blank about Lily.

Okay, if you say so.

Yes, yes?

What is it at this hour?

Excuse me, Doctor, but
could I ask you something?

Well, who are you? You
look like a patient of mine.

One that I lost recently.

I'm Herman Munster. And
you're our family doctor.

Oh, yes. Didn't I
examine you once?

Yes, but you fainted in the
middle of the examination.

[Chuckles] Did I? I
gotta watch that fainting.

It could be quite embarrassing if I
fainted in the middle of an operation.

[Chuckling] Doctor, could
you answer a question?

How do you like that? When I don't
have my glasses on, I hear double.

No, this is Grandpa.

Oh. Looks rather like a
tall penguin, doesn't he?

What was the question? Oh,
well, it's about my wife and I.

Uh, I wanted to
know... [Clears Throat]

whether we're expecting.

Expecting? Expecting what?

You know, a child at our house.

Oh, yes. All the
arrangements have been made.

Oh, thank you, Doctor.

Thank you. Oh, say,
now I remember you.

You had your doggie
with you the last time too.

Friendly little fellow, isn't
he? Giving me his paw.

Well, good night.

You see, Herman?
I told you it was true.

The moment you found his card, I knew
he wasn't treating Lily for no hangnail.

Well, did you get your hot milk,
dear? I couldn't find the kitchen.

Anyway, someone
came to the door.

Who was it? That Mr. Munster.

His niece is gonna take
care of little Elmer for us.

I don't know what
he was driving at.

Well, anyway, it's very
nice of them to do it for us.

Marilyn is so sweet.
What is her uncle like?

I couldn't get him in focus
too well without my specs.

All I'm sure of is he was nine feet
tall and had a penguin with him...

that turned out to
be his grandfather.

Oh, Edward. You'd
better get some sleep.

I didn't think worrying about
Medicare was upsetting you this much.

I'm fine. I'm fine.

All I need is a good
night's rest. Okay.

Good night, honey. Good night.

My, this mattress is lumpy.

I've got something
important to ask you.

Uncle Herman's
not around, is he?

No, he took Spotty down to
the car wash for his weekly bath.

I just don't know what
to get him for his birthday.

Do you think he'd like a new
snakeskin tobacco pouch?

I don't think so, dear.
The old one is still wiggling.

What are you getting him?

Well, he's been talking about
a second car for months now.

I have an appointment
with a car dealer downtown.

A car would be a wonderful
surprise for Uncle Herman.

I'm going to pick it out today and
have it delivered on his birthday.

Well, maybe I'll just get him another
season pass to Forest Memorial Park.

[Footsteps]

Hello there. Are
you Diamond Jim?

Yes, ma'am. How do
you do? I'm Mrs. Munster.

I called here about an hour
ago. Are you the one I talked to?

No, it must have been
my brother, Diamond Irving.

You looking for a bargain
in luxury transportation?

Yes. I would like something
nice for my husband's birthday.

Excuse me, lady. But were
you ever in the movies?

Oh, yes. Just last
Saturday night...

we saw a lovely picture,
The Body Snatchers.

No, no. I mean, I thought I might
have seen you on the late, late show.

Me? [Chuckles]

Oh, well. Now, how
about this little baby first?

Oh.

Hmm, how much is this one?

Isn't it a dream? 7,800.

Executive car, turned in
yesterday by a California minister.

I'm afraid my husband
wouldn't like leopard skin.

Do you have anything
upholstered in wolf hide?

Wolf hide? Wolf hide.

Let me see. How about this one?

Isn't this a beauty?

This little hotrod is done in
genuine Tijuana tuck 'n' roll.

My, this is rather
dashing, isn't it? Yep.

And we do have a
growing boy in the family.

Good.

Oh, look at that. There
is a handsome car.

You mean you
like that one, lady?

Oh, yes.

Oh, this is the sort of car our
family could get a lot of use out of.

Grandpa's been just
dying for something like this.

If he saw it, he
would just flip his lid.

But lady, this is
not a car. It's a...

I'll take it. You will?

And that darling little roadster too.
You mean you want both of them?

If you can make a few
modifications for me. Yeah.

Now I'll tell you what I
want you to do. What?

Take that car there
and this one. Mm-hmm.

Call the custom
body shop... Yeah.

And tell them it's a rush
job, and then have them...

Oh, Herman.

You know, I just love
digging in the garden.

It makes you feel
so close to the soil.

I know, the garden's looking
much better this year too.

Everything's dying out early.

Yeah. Herman, by the
way, has Lily mentioned...

you know what, the little
stranger? Not a word.

It's been four or five days now,
and I've given her all sorts of hints.

Well, I guess there's no
understanding women.

You know, I never knew when
half of my wives were expecting.

You know, Grandpa, I feel like
relaxing after all that work outside.

How about a game of
chess? Hey, I got a better idea.

Why don't the two of
us go in the living room...

and have a three-handed
game of solitaire? You're on.

Thank you.

That's right, Diamond Jim.

My husband's birthday
is on Wednesday,

and I want to be sure you
have the car ready by then.

I haven't told my
husband a thing about it.

It'll be a complete
surprise to him.

She must be talking to the
doctor about the new baby.

It will make a
nice birthday gift.

I think it shows a lot more thought
than just getting him a necktie, don't you?

Oh, yes. I understand all
about the 30-day guarantee.

And if my husband doesn't
like it, we can always trade it in.

Trade it in? Are you sure
that she's talking about a baby?

And one more thing. Don't
forget about the seat covers.

Believe me. She's
talking about a baby.

Morning, Lily.
Good morning, dear.

Well, good morning.

Now, Lily. I want you to
do absolutely nothing...

while I set the table
and fix breakfast.

That's very sweet of
you, Herman, but... Lily.

I will not have you slaving
over a hot cauldron...

at a time like this.
Don't be silly, dear.

No, Lily. I want you to
sit right down at that table.

Let Herman put you
in the driver's seat.

Herman, you're so forceful.

Only four plates this morning,
darling. Marilyn left early.

Hello, Grandpa.
Hello, everybody.

Bottom of the morning to you.

Grandpa, please. Allow me.

Sit right down.

This morning, I'm
fixing breakfast.

Oh, yes, yes. I understand.

That's very thoughtful
of you, Herman.

Lovely weeds for a lovely lady.

Thank you, dear.

Good morning.
Good morning, Eddie.

Good morning.
Eddie, Eddie. Allow me.

There you go, son.

?? [Herman Humming]

Hey, Daddy's getting breakfast.

What's up, Grandpa? Shh.

?? [Herman Humming]

Was Daddy playing poker all
night with those men from the office?

No, dear.

He must have done something
pretty bad to be acting this mushy.

Not at all, Eddie. Your father is
just naturally a sweet and kind man.

Aren't you,
pussycat? I try to be.

Mother.

Sit right down, dear.

I just fixed you a
little snack for lunch.

Oh, strawberries and pickles?

Well, that's very
thoughtful of you, Herman.

Not at all, dear. You just sit
there and enjoy your food...

while I play a little something
for you on the organ.

?? [Organ]

Brahms's "Lullaby."

You play so well, dear.

Herman, there's
something I want to tell you,

and I've been waiting
for the right moment.

It's about time, Lily. But you
don't have to say another word.

I already know. You do?

Yes. And I think
the idea of having a

little playmate for
Eddie is just wonderful.

How did you find out?

Herman, sometimes I think
you're absolutely uncanny.

Well, I guess I sort of accidentally
eavesdropped on you and Marilyn.

And then I sort of
ran into Dr. Dudley.

Oh, you old busybody,
you. [Chuckles]

Never mind that.

What I'm dying
to know is when...

When the child is due.

I mean, approximately.
Approximately? I can tell you exactly.

It's a boy. He'll arrive at
9:00 tomorrow morning.

And his name is Elmer.

9:00 is perfect,
don't you think?

And then if he's hungry, he can sit
down and have breakfast with us.

Herman, what's the matter?

You have that funny
look on your face.

Oh, nothing. I was
just thinking that...

science has made some awfully
big strides since Eddie was born.

But I guess automation
is everywhere.

Hello. Here we are, Elmer.

Aunt Lily, I want you
to meet little Elmer.

Mrs. Dudley just
dropped him off.

Well, so this is the little boy who's
come to stay with us for a while.

Oh, isn't that fine?

Eddie, Elmer's here.

Hi, Elmer. Hi.

Boy, you've got neat ears.
Aw, they're not so great.

Eddie, why don't you take
Elmer in the other room to play?

Okay. Come on, Elmer. Here
are some toys he brought with him.

Oh, neato! Come on.

Isn't he a sweet little boy?

Yes, but he certainly isn't
as handsome as Eddie.

I mean, his ears aren't
the least bit pointed.

And, oh, what a
dreadful haircut.

I do wish Herman hadn't slept so late.
The car I ordered got here an hour ago.

I mean, really, on his own birthday.
The least he could do would be to...

Shh, here he comes.

Morning, Lily. Morning, dear.

Good morning,
Marilyn. Oh, thank you.

I kept your breakfast
cold for you.

Oh, no, Lily. I couldn't eat
any breakfast this morning.

I'm much too excited.

You know, thinking
about the child.

Oh, him. Well, he got here a few
minutes ago, right on schedule.

He's in the living room.

Oh, Herman!

Never mind that.

Lily, he just arrived?

And you're working
here in the kitchen?

Well, why not? He's
in the living room.

Now why don't you go
in and introduce yourself?

Introduce myself?

Go on, dearie. Go on.

And then I have a
real surprise for you.

Okay, Lily.

But, Lily, I don't think I can take
too many more surprises today.

Gee, Elmer. You sure got a
lot of neat stuff to play with.

How does this work?

By remote control.
I'll show you.

Put it down.

Son?

Elmer?

Son?

It's my boy!

It's my boy!

And he looks just like me!

Sonny! Come to Daddy!

Herman! Herman,
what's all the excitement?

It's my son. He's here.

And, Grandpa, look.
He's walking already.

Isn't he beautiful?
Isn't he beautiful?

[Squeaks] Listen, Herman.
He's trying to say "Daddy."

[Cooing]

Oopsy-daisy.

They had the same trouble
with me when I was his age.

Eddie. Eddie, come here.

Eddie, meet your new playmate.

Playmate? This is just a toy.

Here's my new playmate. Elmer.

I want you to meet my pop.
How do you do, Mr. Munster?

You mean... You mean this is...

You mean he... You mean...

With a face like that?

Oh, no.

What a catastrophe!

You mean... You mean
it's someone else's child?

And we're just
keeping him for a while?

Of course, dear. I don't know how
you could've gotten the wrong idea.

Oh, thank goodness.

I'd die if we ever had a
child that looked like that.

Come on, Uncle Herman. Aunt Lily has
a wonderful birthday present to show you.

Oh.

Oh, I'd almost forgotten
about it being my birthday.

Come along, Herman.
It's right outside.

Oh.

Step, step. Don't
open them till I tell you.

No peeking, Uncle Herman.

Take it easy. This
will be a surprise.

Oh, this is going
to be a big surprise.

All right.

Bring it out, Grandpa.
[Car Engine Starts]

[Engine Revving]

[Honks Horn]

Open your eyes now, Herman.

Lily! Happy birthday.

How do you like it, Herman? I
had it customized just for you.

Oh, it's just beautiful.

Getting a car like this and finding
out that little Elmer is not our child...

makes this the happiest
birthday I've ever had.

Come on, everybody. Hop in!

I'll take us all for a ride
through the cemetery.

[Honks Horn]

Come on, Herman. Hop in!

Get in the back, Herman.

[Engine Revving]

You all in?

? For he's a jolly good fellow ?

? For he's a jolly good fellow ?

? For he's a jolly good fellow??
You know, Eddie.

You got the neatest
parents in the whole world.

I know, Elmer. I know.

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