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America,
will you answer me a question?
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What is it you love
about the beach?
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'Cause as far as I can see,
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the beach ain't nothing
but the end of the country.
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And everybody knows the end
is the worst part of anything.
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The end of a loaf of bread?
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Don't nobody eat that.
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Last sip of beer?
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Pour it right in the dirt.
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But as my baby, Wanda,
likes to remind me:
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we don't go to the beach
for my enjoyment.
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We go for the kids.
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So every other weekend,
I grease them up with lotion
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and roll them in the sand
like they're Shake 'N Bake.
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God, I can't wait
till these kids grow up.
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Damn!
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We're home, baby.
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WANDA:
Bernie, look at them.
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BERNIE: Yeah, sweet
little angels, right?
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Let's dump them
into bed.
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(grunting)
Hey!
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Shh-- don't wake
your sister up.
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(chuckles)
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That's ignorant.
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I am what I am.
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Here you go.
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Good.
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Where's Precious?
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Don't worry about Precious.
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Go back to bed, baby girl.
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But I need Precious.
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WANDA: Bernie,
she wants her doll.
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It's probably in the beach bag.
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(sighs)
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(mutters)
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WANDA: Is it
in there?
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Nope, but I got the beach,
though.
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Baby, it wasn't
in the car, either.
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I don't think
she brought it.
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Of course she did.
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She takes that thing
everywhere.
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Baby, she didn't take it.
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Wait...
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Kids, let's go.
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Wait, we wanna finish
this sandcastle.
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Oh.
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Now it's finished.
Come on.
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Aww!
Let's go.
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Shut up!
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(clock ticking)
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How many times I tell you
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to keep up with your stuff,
baby girl?
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But we need
to get Precious.
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Baby girl, please.
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(sighs)
What's going on in here?
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We left Precious
at the beach.
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Oh, shit.
Hey!
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(crying)
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Baby girl, please,
stop crying.
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Stop crying, baby girl.
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Please stop crying.
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Maybe you should
flick her on the head.
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(crying harder)
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(crying continues)
America, it's been 45 minutes straight.
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It's unstoppable.
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Watch this.
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(no audio except crying)
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(crying continues)
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(crying continues)
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Oh, uh-uh, Bernie.
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You are not going
to drug that baby up
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with that
heavy cough syrup.
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What?!
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(scoffs)
Now, if you want her to go to sleep,
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you're going to have
to get that doll back.
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Woman, it's midnight.
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Bernie, she's hysterical.
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It's an hour ride
each way, Wanda.
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You on drugs or dog food?
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Fine.
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I'll go, and you can stay here
and listen to that.
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(crying continues)
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(groans)
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Shh... look at this, man.
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I'm out here looking
for a doggone doll.
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I'm doing stuff that I tell
people on stage
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I ain't going to do.
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Now I'm sitting out here
doing it.
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I should just walk in the water,
just keep on walking.
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-Doggone.
-(phone rings)
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Oh. Hello?
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(crying)
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What?
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(screams)
(doll squeaks)
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Hey, baby...
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Wanda, I found it.
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Yeah, I found it.
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I swear I did.
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It's in the sand.
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Huh?
(stammering)
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Baby-- I can't hear you
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with baby girl
hollering and screaming. I can't hear you.
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If you don't get back here,
I'm going to kill you! (crying continues)
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Okay, well, look,
I'm on my way.
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Yeah, I found it.
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All right, hang on.
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Ugly thing got me out here
all doggone day
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looking for that doggone doll.
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(car radio playing)
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(beeps horn)
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Come on.
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12:30 going on 1:00,
I'm out here
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looking for a old,
ugly doll.
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Come on.
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(sighs)
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I'm getting the heck on
out of here. You watch.
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Slow, slow, slow.
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(chuckling)
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Slow, slow, Mac.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Yeah!
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(chuckles)
Tell me I can't do anything.
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The Mac! Yeah!
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(tires popping)
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♪ Do it any way you wanna ♪
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(mutters)
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♪ Do it any way you wanna ♪
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♪ Do it any way ♪
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(sighing)
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-I can't believe
you found that thing. -Hmm.
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It really is a miracle.
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-She really is
an angel. -Oh...
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Still, I'll be glad
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when she finally
gives up that doll.
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Is tomorrow too soon?
(chuckles softly)
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Give me this doll.
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Wanda doesn't think I can
wean Bryana off Precious.
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Says she's too attached.
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And she's right, America.
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But it's
an unnatural attachment.
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The thing hangs off her
like a growth.
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Like one of those freaks
you see in the Guinness book.
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That's where there's only
one course of action:
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a complete doll-ectomy.
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But I don't understand.
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Why does she have
to be, uh-uh...?
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Quarantined.
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Yeah, quarantined.
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Well, baby girl, see...
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Precious... she's very sick.
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You know, she got
the chicken pox.
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Now, see, the chicken pox
is highly contagious. G--
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Step back, step back,
step back.
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See, nobody can
come around her
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or be close to her
for the next 48--
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I mean, 72 hours, okay?
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Look out.
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I don't want to...
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Uh-uh-uh, doctor's orders.
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Okay.
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Aw, don't be so sad.
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The Lord want her there.
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Come on.
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Baby girl...
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You want me to put
you in there?
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Wanda, baby, you'll see.
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In a couple of days,
baby girl's going to forget about that doll.
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You know how
kids are,
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just go on
to the next thing.
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Well, I must say--
I am pretty impressed.
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Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
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You that impressed
you want to play doctor with your old man?
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Well, my mother always
wanted me to marry one.
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You know what?
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No, but I know
his sister. (laughing)
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Uh-oh. Uncle Bernie.
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Oh, Lord!
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Now we have to be
quarantined together.
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(gasps)
Bernie, they're permanent.
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All right, baby girl,
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I'm sick
of this nonsense.
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You too doggone big
to be playing with this doll.
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It's about time
you gave it up
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and you going to give
it up right now.
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Give me that doll.
No!
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What you mean, no?
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I'm not playing with you.
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I'm sick
of this nonsense.
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Going all over the creation
looking for that.
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Give me that doll!
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No! Aunt Wanda, help!
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Come here!
Bernie...
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Baby, baby,
if you don't move,
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you're going to get hurt,
I'm telling you.
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Can you believe what
I got to go through?!
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And her own mother
didn't fight this hard,
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and the statewas taking her baby!
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I'm sorry, America.
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That was cold.
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Come here.
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Baby? Baby girl,
come here. Come here!
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Gotcha!
(evil hissing) My Precious!
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What?!
Y'all saw that, right?
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That, that, that, that
thing that hissed at me--
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that was not baby girl.
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Hell, no.
Not my sweet baby girl.
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That was that doll.
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It got control of her.
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I don't know what I'm going
to do with this one.
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Cube, you got kids.
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You got to help
me on this on.
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Man, you got
to help me.
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Check it out, Bernie.
In situations like this,
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I recommend
the wet T-shirt.
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Wet T?
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Oh, oh, oh,
that's cold. That's cold.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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I can't kill
baby girl like that.
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I can't-- I thought
about killing the boy.
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But the girl,
that's-- that's...
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I can't kill the kid
like that. I can't.
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I ain't talking
about killing the kid, man.
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I'm talking
about the doll.
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The doll?
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You got to pop out
the doll, man.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Wh-When you gonna
to strike, baby?
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Oh, no. man,
I love the kids.
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I can't touch
that doll, man.
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No.
Who?
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You got to find
somebody else to do it.
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Somebody ruthless.
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Ruthless.
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Somebody that
just don't care.
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Go to sleep after
they rob their mama,
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something like that.
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Yeah, pretty much.
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00:10:05,221 --> 00:10:07,351
Hey, hey, Ice...
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I know-- I know the guy.
You know somebody?
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(chuckling)
Yeah. Is that right?
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♪♪
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Can I use the M-80s?
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Shh. Be quiet, boy.
245
00:10:20,603 --> 00:10:24,033
Now, listen, fireworks
are what I don't want.
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This thing cannot attract
any attention, okay?
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Gotcha.
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I want it done nice,
clean and quiet,
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like you did
the Barbie doll.
250
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You never proved
that was me.
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Boy, please.
252
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That pink little trailer
burned down to the ground.
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Had your hand
written all over it.
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I mean, very professional.
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Thank you.
256
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,779
So, are we clear?
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This cannot come back
to me , Jordan.
258
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I can use a BB gun.
Totally untraceable.
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No body, no evidence.
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Hmm, that's
a little bit tougher.
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I'll pay extra.
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Nah, keep your money.
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I'll do this one for free.
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00:11:00,101 --> 00:11:03,951
But someday, I'm going
to ask you for a favor.
265
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,535
Someday.
266
00:11:11,446 --> 00:11:12,246
(car door shuts)
267
00:11:12,321 --> 00:11:14,711
♪♪
268
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,598
(yawning)
269
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,900
(squeaking)
270
00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:47,655
(squeaking)
271
00:12:01,496 --> 00:12:03,676
(loud buzzing)
272
00:12:19,388 --> 00:12:20,738
(loud shredding)
273
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:26,239
♪♪
274
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,375
So, baby girl,
th-that's what happened.
275
00:12:44,455 --> 00:12:47,375
Precious' family came...
276
00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:50,468
n-n-not her real...
her doll family who came and...
277
00:12:50,545 --> 00:12:52,205
took her to Doll Land
278
00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:54,358
where she's going to live
happily ever after.
279
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,480
It's not really Doll Land.
280
00:12:58,553 --> 00:13:00,953
Doll Land is like a star.
281
00:13:02,056 --> 00:13:04,396
A distant, shimmering star.
282
00:13:04,475 --> 00:13:06,905
But I didn't get
to say good-bye.
283
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,660
Well, um...
I-I know you didn't,
284
00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:14,173
baby girl, but, um...
285
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:16,885
but, hey...
286
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,333
she-she left you something.
287
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:19,496
Yeah.
288
00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:22,744
Hey. She left you...
289
00:13:26,581 --> 00:13:28,061
2-$200.
290
00:13:30,334 --> 00:13:31,634
Yep.
291
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,341
That's what they t--
You like that?
292
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,425
I want to see the star.
293
00:13:35,506 --> 00:13:36,926
What star, baby?
294
00:13:37,008 --> 00:13:38,318
Doll Land where Precious is.
295
00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:42,189
Oh, that-- that star.
296
00:13:42,263 --> 00:13:43,813
Okay.
297
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,740
Come on, let's-- let's
go look at the star, okay?
298
00:13:46,818 --> 00:13:49,688
Come on, baby girl.
299
00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:53,530
Yeah.
You see the star.
300
00:13:53,608 --> 00:13:55,948
And maybe if we look
hard enough,
301
00:13:56,027 --> 00:13:58,457
we'll see the fireworks
from the doll party.
302
00:14:00,281 --> 00:14:03,381
(both screaming)
303
00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:05,079
What is it?
304
00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:07,841
(screaming)
305
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,104
(evil laughter)
306
00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:16,961
That damn Jordan.
Cube...
307
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:21,680
he had one job to do,
and he couldn't even do that.
308
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,061
Yeah, man, you got
a serious problem
309
00:14:24,138 --> 00:14:24,978
on your hand, bro.
310
00:14:25,056 --> 00:14:26,146
I know, man.
311
00:14:26,223 --> 00:14:27,483
Now-now baby girl,
312
00:14:27,558 --> 00:14:28,938
she ain't going
never speak to me again.
313
00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:30,568
She going to never
forgive me.
314
00:14:30,645 --> 00:14:32,485
See, baby girl
ain't your problem.
315
00:14:32,563 --> 00:14:33,783
It's the boy.
316
00:14:33,856 --> 00:14:35,776
That's the one you
need to get rid of.
317
00:14:35,858 --> 00:14:37,368
You ever consider
a beat down?
318
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:41,623
What?!
Whatcha talking about?
319
00:14:41,697 --> 00:14:45,207
Cu-Cu-Cube, get out
of my house, man.
320
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:46,554
What?
321
00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:47,918
Get the hell out
of my doggone house.
322
00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:50,205
You ain't no
doggone thug no more.
323
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:52,549
You live better than
me. Your house bigger than mine.
324
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,175
Ain't you got to pick
your kid up from prep school or something, man?
325
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,986
Prep school?
Yeah.
326
00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,721
Man, my kid don't go
to no damn prep school.
327
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,888
They with the nanny.
328
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,557
You know what? Next time
you need to borrow a cappuccino machine,
329
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,900
don't call me.
I ain't.
330
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,732
Don't call me.
I ain't gonna call you.
331
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,267
You don't got
to worry about it.
332
00:15:10,351 --> 00:15:11,911
Fake gangster.
333
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,363
I got to do something...
(mumbles) (door slams)
334
00:15:15,439 --> 00:15:16,739
I got to do something
about baby girl, America.
335
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,196
Baby girl, look.
336
00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:20,325
You can blow dry
and comb your hair.
337
00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:21,743
(imitates hair blower)
338
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,541
And look what
else you can do. Hmm.
339
00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:26,615
(smacks his lips)
340
00:15:26,701 --> 00:15:27,671
You like your new toy?
341
00:15:27,743 --> 00:15:29,463
No!
Good.
342
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,497
So, we're going to put it up
343
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,957
and play with it later, okay?
344
00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:33,309
So, what would you
like to eat?
345
00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:35,473
-Nothing!
-But you got to eat something.
346
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:36,933
No!
347
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,013
Hey...
348
00:15:39,088 --> 00:15:40,758
How about some Cocoa Crunchies?
349
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,730
But you said
those are for breakfast.
350
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,929
I know I did, but I'm saying
you can have some now.
351
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,771
Okay.
Good. Good.
352
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,306
What are you going to say
to your Uncle Bernie?
353
00:15:48,389 --> 00:15:51,319
With Lucky Charms, too?
354
00:15:51,392 --> 00:15:52,862
It's a start.
355
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,529
You see that?
You see that?
356
00:15:55,604 --> 00:15:57,784
America, she smiled.
357
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,407
She loves me again.
358
00:15:59,483 --> 00:16:01,163
I told you she understand.
359
00:16:01,235 --> 00:16:02,835
My baby girl love me
360
00:16:02,912 --> 00:16:06,212
and everything is all
right in the world.
361
00:16:06,282 --> 00:16:08,382
My baby girl.
362
00:16:10,545 --> 00:16:12,845
(to himself)
Thank you, Lord.
363
00:16:12,922 --> 00:16:14,422
♪ Warned younot to battle me ♪
364
00:16:14,498 --> 00:16:15,718
♪ I leave more casualties ♪
365
00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:17,511
♪ Than the dollar billsin your salary ♪
366
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,549
Time for Blue's Clues.
367
00:16:19,628 --> 00:16:20,548
So?
368
00:16:20,629 --> 00:16:22,439
So this.
369
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,885
(music changes)
You little brat.
370
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,311
♪ And it be like chill ♪
371
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,975
(music changes again)
372
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,194
(music changes again)
Uncle Bernie!
373
00:16:29,263 --> 00:16:30,983
Yeah, baby girl?
374
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,857
Vanessa won't let me
watch Blue's Clues.
375
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,617
I was here first.
376
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,694
You're a real pioneer.
377
00:16:36,771 --> 00:16:38,001
Why don't you go
discover your homework.
378
00:16:38,072 --> 00:16:39,992
Maybe I should let you
destroy something of mine.
379
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,486
Then I might get
some respect.
380
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:42,827
-Maybe you should.
-Maybe I will.
381
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,502
Maybe I should torch your bike.
382
00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:48,535
Can I get you something else,
baby girl?
383
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,256
Mmm, surprise me.
384
00:16:53,954 --> 00:16:55,214
Hold it right there, missy.
385
00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:57,549
You know those
are for after dinner.
386
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,515
So I'll have one
after dinner, too.
387
00:17:00,595 --> 00:17:02,845
Give me that.
388
00:17:06,383 --> 00:17:10,403
Hey, I'm tired of y'all
running in my house. Hey, you little...
389
00:17:12,473 --> 00:17:13,613
Time to play.
390
00:17:13,682 --> 00:17:15,192
Get lost.
391
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:17,487
Uncle Bernie, Jordan's
being mean to me.
392
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,450
Yell all you want.
He ain't home.
393
00:17:19,522 --> 00:17:21,872
(snickers)
394
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,285
Hey, baby, come on,
give me a hand.
395
00:17:25,369 --> 00:17:28,169
Oh, I know where I'd
like to put my hand.
396
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,917
on that little
monster's rear end.
397
00:17:30,991 --> 00:17:32,191
Who are you talking about?
Vanessa?
398
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:35,925
No. Your spoiled
little princess.
399
00:17:36,005 --> 00:17:37,125
Oh, get out of here.
400
00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:38,586
Baby girl?
401
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:39,736
That's ridiculous.
402
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,564
You can't spoil something
that perfect.
403
00:17:41,636 --> 00:17:43,436
JORDAN:
Bryana, stop!
404
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,901
JORDAN:
(yelling indistinctly)
405
00:17:48,217 --> 00:17:49,427
Stop!
406
00:17:49,510 --> 00:17:53,150
JORDAN: Stop it! No!
407
00:17:53,222 --> 00:17:55,162
Don't! No! Stop!
408
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,010
Glad you're home.
409
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,157
Oh, baby, come on, now,
give me a hand, now.
410
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:01,446
Make her stop!
411
00:18:01,522 --> 00:18:02,572
Bryana, stop!
412
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,278
Hey, hey, hey!
Baby girl!
413
00:18:04,358 --> 00:18:05,908
Baby girl, stop it.
414
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,075
Now you just stop
it right now.
415
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,213
What's wrong with you?
416
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,827
I'm through anyway.
417
00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:11,705
I want to go to Gymboree.
418
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,211
What? You ain't going
no doggone where
419
00:18:14,285 --> 00:18:16,835
till you tell me what the hell
possessed you to do what...
420
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,046
What's wrong with you?
421
00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:19,762
I want to go to Gymboree.
422
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,012
(grunts)
Ow!
423
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:25,103
Don't you ever
do that to me.
424
00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:34,480
Look, I'm not saying
she didn't deserve the swat.
425
00:18:34,555 --> 00:18:35,725
I'm mean, you saw her.
426
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,270
It had to be done!
427
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,859
But why did I have to be
the one to do it?
428
00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:42,365
She's never going
to speak to me again.
429
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,993
BERNIE: Baby girl...
430
00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:49,616
Uncle Bernie, he's sorry
he had to spank you,
431
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:52,115
but you were
being rotten.
432
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:55,708
But I guess I'm partly to blame
433
00:18:55,784 --> 00:18:57,714
because I spoiled you.
434
00:18:57,786 --> 00:19:01,376
Baby girl, Uncle Bernie...
435
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:07,151
was a little afraid
that he was going to lose the love of his sweet baby girl.
436
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:10,894
But I ended up losing it anyway.
437
00:19:10,966 --> 00:19:14,566
I don't want to be
your sweet baby girl.
438
00:19:16,972 --> 00:19:18,312
I understand.
439
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,621
I want to be
your sweet big girl.
440
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:23,114
You do?
441
00:19:23,187 --> 00:19:25,237
I'm not a baby anymore.
442
00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:28,874
No, you're not.
443
00:19:28,943 --> 00:19:32,543
Then if you're not
a baby anymore,
444
00:19:32,613 --> 00:19:33,593
you know what you got to do?
445
00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:37,213
Okay?
446
00:19:37,284 --> 00:19:38,254
Okay.
447
00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:40,417
Come here.
448
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:42,506
I love you, baby girl.
449
00:19:56,845 --> 00:19:59,605
Is it true Bigfoot spanked you?
450
00:19:59,682 --> 00:20:00,612
Uh-huh.
451
00:20:00,683 --> 00:20:02,523
He spanked you?
452
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:03,831
Uh-huh, on my fanny.
453
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,743
(sighs)
Dang.
454
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,164
What's so funny?
455
00:20:08,232 --> 00:20:09,402
Nothing.
456
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:12,275
It's just,
you're one of us now.
457
00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:12,791
Hey, baby.
458
00:20:12,861 --> 00:20:13,911
Hmm?
459
00:20:13,988 --> 00:20:15,498
It's all straightened out.
460
00:20:15,572 --> 00:20:18,552
You know, baby girl, she's a
sweet little girl after all.
461
00:20:18,626 --> 00:20:20,956
I know. That's why I didn't
understand your hurry
462
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,960
to make her grow up.
463
00:20:23,038 --> 00:20:25,168
I mean, she's only going to be
this young once.
464
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:28,633
Wow, my God, baby, I ain't
never think of it like that.
465
00:20:28,711 --> 00:20:32,641
Hmm. You better,
'cause when it's over, you going to miss it.
466
00:20:32,715 --> 00:20:36,345
Well, I tell you what, I don't
care how old Bryana get--
467
00:20:36,427 --> 00:20:38,767
she's still going to be
my precious little baby girl.
468
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:42,406
Hmm, you say that now,
but one day she may grow into...
469
00:20:44,893 --> 00:20:46,153
(knocking)
470
00:20:46,228 --> 00:20:47,648
BERNIE:
Baby girl?
471
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,864
Don't grow up, baby girl.
472
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,704
Please don't grow up.
473
00:20:51,775 --> 00:20:53,155
You going to have
to get married.
474
00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:54,485
You have to get a job.
475
00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:56,200
You gonna mess around,
you gonna have a b...
476
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,580
Look, you don't want to do that.
477
00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:58,866
You don't want to do that.
478
00:20:58,949 --> 00:21:00,229
Come on, you want to play.
479
00:21:00,309 --> 00:21:02,499
You want to play all the time.
Look, see...
480
00:21:02,578 --> 00:21:04,588
(humming a beat)
481
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,837
Come on, look at that.
482
00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:06,964
She going...
483
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:09,771
(humming a beat)
484
00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:12,848
Look, come look.
485
00:21:12,921 --> 00:21:14,851
You need to see it.
486
00:21:14,923 --> 00:21:15,733
Are you looking?
487
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,025
Baby?
488
00:21:24,391 --> 00:21:26,821
All the ones with their
little heads pulled off
489
00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:29,784
and shot up and...
490
00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:32,275
all t-the homies...
Cube, t-that's enough, baby.
491
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:35,118
And all the dead dollies
in the world, Cube, Cube, Cube....
492
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,084
this is for them.
Damn, Cube, t-that's enough, man.
493
00:21:37,154 --> 00:21:38,664
Oh, sorry,
'bout that. They dead.
494
00:21:38,739 --> 00:21:42,219
You know, I can--
I can get that up for you.
495
00:21:45,829 --> 00:21:47,119
You ignorant.
496
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:48,814
That's why
you got me over here.
497
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:52,676
Can we drink this on TV?
498
00:21:52,753 --> 00:21:55,403
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