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America... it is so good
to see you.
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I mean, welcome back.
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I missed you.
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And I hope you had
a nice little break...
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'cause I didn't.
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I was with those doggone kids
the entire time.
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Yeah, I know
what you're saying.
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"Bernie Mac,
when you have children
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you have to sacrifice,
give of yourself.
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Blah-dee-blah-blah."
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Yeah, well, whatever.
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Yeah, but who gives to me?
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From now on,
I'm going to be the charity.
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I'm not asking for any donations
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but I am asking
for a little compassion
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some understanding,
peace and quiet
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and maybe some cards
and a good cigar.
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Now, is that so wrong?
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Baby straight,
baby boy.
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Don't tell me that.
Oh, come on.
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I'm pure tired, man.
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I don't need you
being tired.
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Get ready to cry
like a baby boy.
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What you got?
What you got?
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I got three deuces
and a pair of Shaka Zulus.
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Oh! Oh!
Yup. Look at that.
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Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Excuse me.
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Uh, Shaka Zulus?
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Two black kings, man.
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I know-I knew that.
WANDA: Bernie.
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You got to do
something about Jordan.
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He's in here playing
David and Goliath.
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Hold on,
be right back. Oh, man.
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Give it back.
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I told you
to stay out my stuff.
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Prepare to be smoted.
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BERNIE:
Boy, what'd I tell you about making weapons?
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Philistine!
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(GLASS BREAKING)
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JORDAN:
It was an accident!
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What? No! No!
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BERNIE:
Let me go back in there.
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I'm going to scrub
it till you bleed. (LAUGHING)
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They be
killing him. (LAUGHING)
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I mean, up, up, up.
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Y'all didn't
deal her in, did you?
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And how much
did you lose?
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We haven't
played yet.
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Well, I guess those
winnings is mine.
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Thanks for the vote
of confidence, Bernie.
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I'm with you,
but not tonight.
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(MEN CHUCKLING)
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Take it easy.
All right.
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Look at all
those winnings. Yeah.
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You know what, fellas,
Bernie Mac is truly blessed.
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(MURMUR OF AGREEMENT)
Yeah, yeah, gentlemen, um,
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don't you think someone
as truly blessed as Bernie Mac
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should think about,
you know,
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maybe giving
a little back?
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Absolutely.
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Yes, yes.
Without a doubt.
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Right over here.
You better back up.
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You already get 10%.
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Bernie,
I'm serious.
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I'm talking about,
you know,
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attaching yourself
to some cause.
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Donate your time,
your name, it's great publicity.
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You know,
he's right, man. Mm-hmm.
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There's a lot
you could do for the community, brother.
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You know what?
Like help the homeless, man.
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Well, see, no, actually,
I was talking about something
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more along the lines
of a children's charity.
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Oh, like
a kid's disease.
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Hey, how about
pinkeye?
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(LAUGHING)
My little girl brings it home
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from school
all the time, man.
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She's all
gooped up.
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Man, I can't
even touch her. Excuse me.
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Wait, wait, wait.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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Hey, come on,
come on, man. (MEN LAUGHING)
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Yo, man, Bernie Mac
is a A-list comedian.
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So, he need a
A-list disease. Yes.
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Yo, you want-you want
to get to the big time?
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Yeah.
Get cancer.
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Oh, my God.
Yes.
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Yo, yo, hey,
hey, hey. Cancer.
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Yo, yo, hey.
Cancer.
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Hey, cancer
is big, dog. Oh...
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Can I just talk
to my client?
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Can I just talk to
my client, for the love of God, W.B.?
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Thank you.
(SCOFFS)
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Bernie, dog, listen...
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I appreciate,
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you know, the input
from the homies.
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Oh.
No offense, but listen to me.
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There is a fund-raiser
for the L.A. Children's Council
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that I really think
you should do.
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The big fella right.
I should get cancer. (MEN LAUGHING)
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Yeah. Hey,
all the stars do.
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Come on, Jerry,
we just busting your balls.
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Come on,
lighten up, man.
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Listen, tonight
poker night, man.
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We don't want to
discuss it no more.
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Let's move on.
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Fine. Fine, I'm done.
I'm moving on. Let's deal.
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Let's do it.
Deal the cards.
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You're never going
to hear me say another word
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about the golf
tournament.
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Good.
Don't say nothing...
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about a golf
tournament?
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What's that,
buddy?
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Oh, yeah,
Matt Damon's thing. Yeah, but don't worry.
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No, he said you
wouldn't want to do it.
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You know, not since
he beat you by six strokes
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the last time
you guys played.
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No, wrong, wrong.
Ooh!
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Six strokes? He got
you by six strokes?
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No, no, no.
Six strokes? He said that?
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No, I'm just
telling you what he told me.
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I'm just telling you
what he told me
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and anyway, you know,
it's a family thing.
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He's bringing
his girlfriend
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so you can bring
Wanda and the kids.
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I'm just telling you
he was hoping you'd come,
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but I'm not going
to say another word.
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We played about
six or seven times
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when we were shooting
Ocean's Eleven, man.
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And I swear to you, man,
Damon only beat me one time,
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and that was because
I had food poison.
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That's right.
No, see Julia, man, she took us
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to this all-you-can-eat
lobster buffet for 7.99.
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America's sweetheart
made me sick to my doggone stomach,
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and now Damon's
sitting up here starting rumors.
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Right.
So you're in?
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Hell, yeah, I'm in.
(LAUGHING)
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Go get 'em, man.
I'm gonna beat the bejeezus out of him, too.
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Those sick little
kids gonna love it.
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And I tell you
something else...
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deal the cards.
(LAUGHING)
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♪♪
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♪ Hey
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♪ Got to got to pay back
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♪ Get payback
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♪ Revenge
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♪ I'm mad
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♪ The big payback
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♪ Got to get back
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♪ I need some get back
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(CHUCKLING MISCHIEVOUSLY)
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♪ Payback
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♪ Payback
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(CHUCKLING MISCHIEVOUSLY)
♪ That is
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♪ Payback
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♪ I'm in
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Yeah!
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♪ I'm mad
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♪ Get down
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WANDA: Bernie?
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Bernie,
what is it?
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Is everything okay?
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Wanda, you better
come sit down.
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Honey,
you're scaring me.
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What happened?
Are the kids okay?
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Is it my mother?
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It's your golf game.
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Baby, it's atrocious.
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Only reason I'm letting
you play is because you know about it already.
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Honey,
Matt is a hell of a golfer.
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You got to bring
your A-game.
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If not, I'm afraid
you're going to be a big liability.
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But I can help.
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See, the first thing
we need to...
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♪ Sold me out ♪
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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I have to do something, America!
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I love my wife,
but I hate her game.
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Her game's ugly.
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As ugly as a set
of English teeth.
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Hmm... but then again,
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Matt's bringing his girl.
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She ain't no better than Wanda.
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They kind of cancel
each other out, you know.
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Like two negatives
equaling a positive.
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So, it's really
just about me and Matt.
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Oh... I could
take that duffer one-handed.
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Yes, sir, oh...
America, it's back on.
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Oh, yeah, it's on. On.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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DAMON:
Bernie.
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Hey, Bernie Mac.
Excuse me.
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Bernie.
BERNIE: (CHUCKLES) Look at this, baby.
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Hey. Hey, Wanda.
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WANDA: Hey, Matt.
How you doing?
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What's up, Matt?
Hey, thanks for coming, man.
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Yeah, yeah.
I appreciate it. I appreciate it.
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Hey, kids,
how you doing? Hey.
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You're all right?
You didn't... Your stomach okay?
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You didn't eat
any shellfish or anything for breakfast?
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You okay?
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Man, I got you.
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I've been working on
my secret weapon, baby.
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I hope your lady friend
brought her swing.
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Oh, my girlfriend
couldn't come.
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She had to go out of town,
so I had to get a sub.
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A sub? What?
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Yeah, uh, Luce?
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Hey, you know
Lucy Lawless?
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Xena: Warrior Princess?
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Warrior Princess?
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Bernie, hi.
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Ow.
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It's not fair, America.
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Lucy Lawless?
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The girl mythological.
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He brought a warrior princess.
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I brought a set
of English teeth.
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Advantage: Damon.
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This is gonna
be ugly, America.
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The girl got a grip.
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I'm gonna have to
go get some X-rays.
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That's a good-looking
swing, Bern.
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Oh, look at you, Matt.
You know, you slick.
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You'd do any doggone
thing to win.
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You have
the wrong idea. No, I don't.
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Here's Bernie Mac
with our host, Matt Damon.
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Uh... there a little
rivalry going on between you guys?
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No, no,
not at all.
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No, no, no,
no, no, no. We're just here to...
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Yeah. There ain't
no rivalry.
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Matt know I whup him
every doggone time, every time.
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(CHUCKLES) Bernie
gets a little competitive at these things...
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Oh, I... Oh, I...
...but, you know, we're old friends.
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Oh, oh, I get...
I get a competitive.
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I'm not the one
who traded my partner in
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for Hercules
in a dress.
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Where is she?
Where is she?
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H-Hey Lucy?
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Good shot,
Bernie.
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(LAUGHS)
Look at those arms...
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the jaws of life,
that's what they look like.
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They'll suck
the wind out you.
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(SOTTO VOCE)
Bernie, come on, man, this is for charity.
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Charity?
Charity, right?
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Okay,
if it's for charity,
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why don't you
take Wanda and give me Lucy?
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I'm not going
to take Wanda.
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It's for charity,
it's for charity.
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I flew Lucy in from
New Zealand, man. It's for charity.
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It's for charity,
it's for charity.
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All right, fine,
I'll take Wanda as my partner.
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Now he want my wife.
253
00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:16,194
See, I knew
you wanted my wife.
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You always did
want my wife. Bernie...
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(INHALES)
Ready to play?
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Oh, this is wonderful.
257
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Bernie Mac's chosen one
of the terminal kids
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to be his
honorary caddy.
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A big man.
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A big heart.
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I'm terminal?
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Shut up, boy.
(CLEARING THROAT)
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He's sick as hell.
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ANNOUNCER:
First up on teenumber one,
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the host of our tournament,Matt Damon.
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(APPLAUSE)
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Matt, good luck.
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00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:44,443
Oh, thank you, sweetie.
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00:08:44,516 --> 00:08:46,526
That child's
dead to me. (SIGHS)
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(APPLAUDING)
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ANNOUNCER: Next upon the tee, Lucy Lawless.
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(APPLAUDING)
273
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,420
(CHUCKLING)
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00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,380
Yes! Yes!
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Did you see that, America?
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00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,130
Yeah, she's bad.
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00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:16,882
She might be able
to swing a sword,
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00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:19,376
but she can't
swing a golf club, no, sir.
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00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:22,719
My baby, Wanda,
she got this.
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00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:24,055
Yes!
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00:09:24,139 --> 00:09:25,259
Wanda...
Ooh!
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00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:26,820
Do just like
I told you, baby.
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Keep your head down,
your left arm straight.
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00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:30,230
You got it.
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00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,683
Give me that
rhythmic backswing.
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00:09:31,755 --> 00:09:33,645
Baby, I want you
to hold it like a wounded bird.
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00:09:33,723 --> 00:09:34,953
Bernie...
288
00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,115
All right,
I ain't gonna say nothing.
289
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:36,950
I ain't gonna say nothing.
Go ahead, go ahead.
290
00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:41,322
Oh, remember
to waggle.
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00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:42,911
That's the boy.
Ow.
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00:09:47,862 --> 00:09:50,922
(SPECTATORS WHOOPING)
She did it!
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00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,325
You my baby, Wanda!
294
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,254
My baby
bringing the heat!
295
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,589
Hey, Matt.
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00:09:57,664 --> 00:10:00,014
Seem like I'm the one
got the ringer, huh?
297
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,423
Come on, baby,
show them how it's done.
298
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:02,931
You think
I ain't? (CHUCKLES)
299
00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,812
ANNOUNCER: Teeing off next,Bernie Mac. Yeah.
300
00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:09,397
It's, uh...
301
00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:12,566
time to grip it
and rip it.
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00:10:16,057 --> 00:10:16,987
JERRY:
Yeah!
303
00:10:17,558 --> 00:10:18,698
That's my Bernie.
304
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,189
All right.
(LAUGHS)
305
00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:22,790
I smell
endorsements, baby.
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00:10:23,815 --> 00:10:25,365
You want to play
like that, my man,
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00:10:25,441 --> 00:10:27,121
you better bring
Bagger Vance.
308
00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,003
Wah.
(BERNIE CHUCKLING)
309
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,466
(APPLAUSE)
310
00:10:35,076 --> 00:10:36,546
Damn, America.
311
00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:40,342
Wanda's playing
pretty doggone good.
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00:10:40,415 --> 00:10:41,925
Look at you.
313
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,128
I mean,
right down the middle-o.
314
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,344
(GIGGLES)
You ain't seen nothin' yet, baby.
315
00:10:46,421 --> 00:10:47,561
Watch this here.
316
00:10:47,922 --> 00:10:48,862
(SIGHS)
317
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,188
(CROWD GASPING)
318
00:10:52,301 --> 00:10:53,281
Booty!
319
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,783
Ooh, right in
the rough.
320
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,604
No, don't talk
to him, sweetie.
321
00:10:56,681 --> 00:10:57,771
It might rub
off on you.
322
00:10:57,849 --> 00:10:58,979
I could've made
that shot.
323
00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:00,358
You know, it was
kind of complicated.
324
00:11:00,435 --> 00:11:01,655
I was shooting
a fade.
325
00:11:02,103 --> 00:11:03,283
Here.
326
00:11:03,354 --> 00:11:04,504
(CHORTLING)
327
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,173
♪ Well
328
00:11:15,158 --> 00:11:16,088
♪ Well
329
00:11:16,534 --> 00:11:17,714
You the man!
330
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,430
(SPECTATORS GROANING)
♪ Because lately
331
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:24,126
♪ You've beenstarting to lose
332
00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:28,548
♪ Losing out on everythingyou might try to do
333
00:11:28,629 --> 00:11:32,479
♪ Bad luck there'sgot a hold on you
334
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:36,109
♪ Losing your money,'bout to lose your home
335
00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:39,033
That's what
I'm talking about.
336
00:11:39,807 --> 00:11:42,147
Closer to
the hole, baby!
337
00:11:42,226 --> 00:11:43,566
Thank you!
338
00:11:43,644 --> 00:11:44,944
Mac is back!
339
00:11:45,021 --> 00:11:46,451
♪ If you wannaknow the truth about it
340
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,451
♪ I'll tell youwhat's pullin' you
341
00:11:48,524 --> 00:11:50,834
♪ Down, yeah ♪
342
00:11:50,902 --> 00:11:53,492
(LAUGHING)
Oh, my goodness!
343
00:11:53,571 --> 00:11:54,951
Oh, my God,
did you see that?
344
00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,865
Oh, Wanda,
that was incredible.
345
00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:58,459
I think you just found
Bernie's swing.
346
00:11:58,534 --> 00:11:59,694
Yeah, Bernie,
maybe you could take
347
00:11:59,769 --> 00:12:00,839
some lessons
from your wife. (LAUGHS)
348
00:12:01,496 --> 00:12:03,496
(CHORTLING)
349
00:12:03,581 --> 00:12:06,341
Boy, you see I got
an assortment of clubs over here. I'll...
350
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,721
Aunt Wanda's
punkin' him.
351
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,354
Ain't nobody
punkin' nothin'.
352
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,219
I ain't got nothing against
Wanda playing well, America.
353
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:14,177
No, I don't...
but I want to play good, too.
354
00:12:14,258 --> 00:12:15,558
And in all fairness,
355
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,555
she's been playing
from the ladies' tee.
356
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:18,857
I'm playing from the pro's.
357
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,238
Mine: (WHOOSHING).
Hers: Tink!
358
00:12:22,317 --> 00:12:23,277
(SIGHS)
359
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,407
(CROWD GASPING)
360
00:12:29,491 --> 00:12:30,991
(SCATTERED CHUCKLES)
361
00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,237
(CHORTLING)
362
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,252
Jordan!
363
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,117
Ah!
Whoa, Bernie.
364
00:12:35,196 --> 00:12:38,206
Bernie, ease up, dog,
all right? Okay?
365
00:12:38,282 --> 00:12:39,542
The crowd
loved it, man.
366
00:12:39,617 --> 00:12:41,307
The last thing
you want to do
367
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,755
is explain child abuse
at a children's charity event, right?
368
00:12:44,539 --> 00:12:45,589
Bernie Mac.
369
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:46,665
Huh? Give it up.
370
00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:47,889
King of Comedy.
371
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,838
It's for the kids, baby.
372
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,260
It's all
for the kids.
373
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,272
Damn straight.
374
00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:54,768
It's for you, Jordan!
375
00:12:55,424 --> 00:12:56,894
Swear to God!
376
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:59,992
Simon says...
shake your head.
377
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:03,620
Simon says...
shake your hips.
378
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,736
(CLUNKS)
379
00:13:10,064 --> 00:13:12,794
Fore!
(CROWD GASPING AND MUTTERING)
380
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,121
CROWD: Aww...
(CHUCKLING)
381
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,129
(WIND HOWLING)
382
00:13:24,287 --> 00:13:25,287
Oh, my goodness!
383
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:26,631
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
384
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,926
Oh, my goodness!
Good shot.
385
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,718
Oh, my goodness,
that was incredible.
386
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,603
Boo.
Oh, she's great.
387
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,639
Don't tell me all
what I got to do.
388
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,144
You see that?
389
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,515
America, you see that?
390
00:13:37,592 --> 00:13:39,062
Nothing going right
for me today.
391
00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:40,975
Even the elements
are against me.
392
00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:43,063
I came here to give
the fans a treat,
393
00:13:43,139 --> 00:13:45,689
but Wanda took my game,
my essence.
394
00:13:45,766 --> 00:13:47,316
I got no mojo.
395
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:48,403
(CART BEEPING)
396
00:13:48,477 --> 00:13:49,447
I got nothing.
397
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,659
(BEEPING CONTINUES)
398
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,996
You gonna play
or not, Tiger?
399
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,409
MAN: Come on.
400
00:14:00,489 --> 00:14:02,999
(LAUGHTER AND CHEERING)
401
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:05,665
Oh, that was
unbelievable, Wanda!
402
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,345
You're terrific.
403
00:14:07,422 --> 00:14:09,172
Good job, Wanda.
(CHUCKLES)
404
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,668
Bernie, we...
405
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:11,890
we won.
406
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,602
You see
that there?
407
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,939
That makes losing
completely worthwhile.
408
00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:25,516
This is Pat O'Brien,
Access Hollywood,
409
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,108
at the Children's Charity
Golf Tournament
410
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:30,277
where it turns out
the big story is Bernie Mac.
411
00:14:30,353 --> 00:14:32,903
Spectators say the King
of Comedy's behavior
412
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,284
was most uncharitable.
413
00:14:35,358 --> 00:14:36,988
Mac declined comment,
414
00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:41,338
but his people
said the weather was to blame.
415
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:46,004
America, you have no idea
what my house has been like
416
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,881
since that doggone
charity tournament.
417
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,634
It's like living
in solitary confinement.
418
00:14:50,706 --> 00:14:52,876
Bernie Mac is in a prison
of his own making.
419
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,219
I mean, it's cold and lonely.
420
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,894
And you might find this
a little hard to believe,
421
00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:01,364
but, America, sometime
I can get a little overly competitive.
422
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,234
Oh...
423
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,772
She still won't let me
come to the table.
424
00:15:05,846 --> 00:15:07,556
Ah, but don't you worry.
425
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,400
I'm going to make it up
to Wanda.
426
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,866
And I know just how to do it.
427
00:15:14,897 --> 00:15:17,037
(MUSIC PLAYS)
428
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,170
♪♪
429
00:15:30,246 --> 00:15:31,476
Mmm...
430
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:36,852
♪ You say youlove me, lady
431
00:15:36,928 --> 00:15:39,348
♪ Girl, I hope you do
432
00:15:40,589 --> 00:15:43,269
♪ Only you can save me
433
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,766
♪ My life equals you ♪
434
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:46,815
Oh, baby.
435
00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:48,106
(MUSIC STOPS)
Oh, please.
436
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,752
(CHUCKLES)
437
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,436
I guess she's not
in the making-up mood right yet, you know?
438
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,754
(LAUGHS)
That's all right.
439
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,572
Just let her sleep on it,
you know.
440
00:15:57,648 --> 00:16:00,618
These things always
blow over by the morning. (CHUCKLES)
441
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,753
Stop being like this.
442
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,418
Man, Let us put
this thing to bed.
443
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,786
Wanda!
444
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:09,125
Why you acting
like this? Huh?
445
00:16:09,744 --> 00:16:10,894
(TIRES PEELING)
446
00:16:11,996 --> 00:16:14,206
Okay, then, I'll wait
till you get home, baby.
447
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,844
All right,
you're known with the ladies.
448
00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:18,287
You're a heartthrob.
449
00:16:18,369 --> 00:16:20,769
What would you suggest
I do right here, Matt?
450
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,467
All right, well,
from what I can tell,
451
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,892
Wanda's a pretty
smart lady, right?
452
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:25,666
Yeah, she is. Yeah.
453
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:26,781
So, the traditional angles
aren't going to work for you.
454
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,556
No.
Right? She also doesn't seem to be...
455
00:16:29,638 --> 00:16:32,148
particularly
impressed with you,
456
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,234
so, you know,
the celebrity card,
457
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:35,860
that's not going
to work for you.
458
00:16:35,936 --> 00:16:38,396
Oh, that just
broke you in half, didn't it?
459
00:16:38,481 --> 00:16:40,951
Look, I'm sorry, man.
I-I think you're...
460
00:16:41,025 --> 00:16:43,325
I think you're going
to have to take the sincere approach.
461
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,428
Baby, you ready
to talk about this?
462
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:55,353
Huh?
463
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,931
You are not gonna like
what I have to say.
464
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:05,228
You know, Bernie,
you've got a real problem.
465
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:06,938
Okay.
466
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,558
Wanda, I'm a reasonable,
open-minded man.
467
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,100
Tell me
what my problem is.
468
00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:13,109
Your problem is,
is that you're only about Bernie Mac.
469
00:17:13,182 --> 00:17:16,112
How about a little
support for me when I do well?
470
00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:18,275
I don't know what
you're talking about, baby. I do support you.
471
00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:20,364
Huh.
I support your life, your career.
472
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,499
Look at you.
473
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,204
You're...
you're successful, you're smart.
474
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,495
You're a strong woman
and I love that about you.
475
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,908
Yeah, you only
love it as long as it's convenient,
476
00:17:27,988 --> 00:17:30,158
as long as I stay out
of your spotlight.
477
00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:33,181
Don't get mad at me
because I stole your thunder.
478
00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:35,170
What?
479
00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:37,336
Steal my thunder?
(LAUGHS)
480
00:17:37,414 --> 00:17:39,564
Can't steal
Bernie Mac's thunder.
481
00:17:39,634 --> 00:17:42,054
Bernie, just face it.
482
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:44,388
You're not the best
at everything.
483
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:47,403
I am better than you
at some things.
484
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,032
All right,
name your game.
485
00:17:52,847 --> 00:17:53,937
Are you for real?
486
00:17:54,014 --> 00:17:55,284
(SCOFFS)
You hear giggling?
487
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,645
Okay. Poker.
488
00:17:58,727 --> 00:18:02,207
No.
Tonight with you and the boys.
489
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,834
You know you just
signed your own death warrant, don't you?
490
00:18:07,903 --> 00:18:09,553
This ain't no
Tupperware party.
491
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,882
This is
hard-core poker,
492
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,668
and I'm going to
tell you something, baby,
493
00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:15,552
there ain't no mercy
in the lion's den.
494
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,588
(GOOFY ROAR)
495
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,764
(LAUGHING)
Yeah...
496
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,803
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
497
00:18:21,876 --> 00:18:23,466
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
498
00:18:23,544 --> 00:18:24,554
You better
watch 'em.
499
00:18:24,628 --> 00:18:25,638
You watch them
shifty eyes.
500
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,133
Yeah, you cash
your check, baby.
501
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,397
Yeah.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
502
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,305
What did I miss?
What did I miss? What's going on?
503
00:18:31,385 --> 00:18:33,265
Man, same thing
that's been happening all night.
504
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,485
Bernie and Wanda
been kicking our butts. Mm-hmm.
505
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,770
Well, baby...
Mm?
506
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,690
Look like
it's just you and me. Mm.
507
00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:42,108
But you got to
be in it... to win it.
508
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,358
Oh, I'm in it.
Ah...
509
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,410
(CHIPS CLATTERING)
I raise you 50.
510
00:18:46,483 --> 00:18:47,423
MEN: Ooh!
511
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:48,743
(HUMMING DRAMATICALLY)
512
00:18:48,819 --> 00:18:49,829
You're bluffing?
513
00:18:49,904 --> 00:18:51,544
You got to pay
to find out.
514
00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:53,124
Well, I'm gonna pay,
515
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,049
and Daddy's
about to play, 'cause you can't...
516
00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:56,716
(CHIPS CLATTERING)
bluff Daddy.
517
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:58,935
You know why?
518
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,923
'Cause the Mac is
bringing the heat.
519
00:19:00,998 --> 00:19:03,348
Better yet...
what you got?
520
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,300
Kelly's fantasy.
Three lad.
521
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:07,508
ALL: Oh!
522
00:19:07,588 --> 00:19:08,568
(LAUGHS)
523
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,387
What you got?
What you got, Daddy?
524
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,480
What's up, Mac?
525
00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:13,478
Let's move on.
526
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:14,532
(ALL GROANING)
527
00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:15,954
"You bluffing, baby?"
(MEN LAUGHING)
528
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,442
Let's move on, now.
Let's move on.
529
00:19:17,514 --> 00:19:18,904
What?
Aww...
530
00:19:18,974 --> 00:19:20,444
Well, I got
you faded.
531
00:19:20,517 --> 00:19:21,777
(LAUGHTER)
Yeah.
532
00:19:21,852 --> 00:19:23,652
No, no.
Let's stand still. Uh-uh.
533
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:24,859
Three bullets.
Uh-uh.
534
00:19:24,939 --> 00:19:26,049
ALL: Oh!
535
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,487
Ooh. Ooh, just
when she thought...
536
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,907
His own wife.
No, well, that... now see, that's cold.
537
00:19:30,986 --> 00:19:32,156
(LAUGHS)
538
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,368
I bluffed you, too,
didn't I, America?
539
00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:36,668
(CHUCKLES)
540
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,876
Yeah.
541
00:19:37,952 --> 00:19:39,102
I got to go to
my night job soon.
542
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,168
Hey, man,
what do you want from me, man?
543
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,946
Well, you're
my ride. Easy.
544
00:19:42,023 --> 00:19:43,263
Look here, I want
to win some of my money back,
545
00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:44,672
and I get 'em
on the ropes.
546
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,180
You ain't gonna...
Now, we can go.
547
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,677
(LAUGHS)
See, that's...
548
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:49,804
Good night.
549
00:19:49,872 --> 00:19:50,812
Let's go.
What you talking about, man?
550
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:51,930
I'll see you guys.
Good night.
551
00:19:52,007 --> 00:19:53,177
Thank you, Wanda.
552
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:54,189
Hey!
553
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,358
I guess it's, uh,
down to you and me.
554
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,618
That's all it ever was.
555
00:20:01,475 --> 00:20:03,365
But two people
can't play poker.
556
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,411
♪♪
557
00:20:19,368 --> 00:20:22,878
♪ Now I'm craving your body
558
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,585
♪ Is this real?
559
00:20:24,665 --> 00:20:26,015
♪ Temperature's rising
560
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,222
♪ I don't wanna feel
561
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:32,444
♪ I'm in the wrongplace to be real
562
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:34,402
No.
563
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:36,824
I'm mad at you.
564
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,431
You might be mad at me,
565
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,226
but your body's saying
something different.
566
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,018
No, Bernie,
I'm mad at you.
567
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,855
Why do you always
have to win?
568
00:20:45,936 --> 00:20:47,946
Because I'm a winner.
569
00:20:48,022 --> 00:20:50,412
Well, sometimes
Wanda Mac wins, too.
570
00:20:51,942 --> 00:20:53,672
Well, maybe we both can win.
571
00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:57,840
That sounds good.
572
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,580
Well, I want
you to say
573
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:07,301
"Wanda Mac
kicked my butt, and I'm okay with it."
574
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,268
You sure pick
a bad time to try to...
575
00:21:10,794 --> 00:21:13,054
What... How are we
both going to win if I say that?
576
00:21:13,130 --> 00:21:15,270
"Wanda Mac kicked my butt...
577
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,525
"and I'm okay with it."
578
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,240
Wanda Mac...
579
00:21:20,763 --> 00:21:21,743
(MUMBLES)
580
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:22,784
Kicked my butt.
581
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,696
Kicked my butt.
582
00:21:28,771 --> 00:21:30,371
And I'm okay with it.
583
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,670
(MUMBLING)
And I'm not okay with it.
584
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,294
No, no, no.
What now? What now?
585
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:37,582
And I'm okay with it.
586
00:21:37,654 --> 00:21:38,674
Oh.
587
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,747
Well, okay now.
Come here.
588
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:42,719
♪ All our reasons why
589
00:21:42,793 --> 00:21:45,043
♪ All our reasonswere a lie
590
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,590
♪ All our reasonswere a lie ♪ BERNIE: See, America?
591
00:21:47,664 --> 00:21:50,264
That's why my marriage
is so strong,
592
00:21:50,334 --> 00:21:52,264
because even when
we go at it,
593
00:21:52,336 --> 00:21:54,466
it just brings us
closer together.
594
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:58,266
Now, see, I know Bernie Mac
is a flawed... a foibled man,
595
00:21:58,342 --> 00:22:00,072
and sometimes he needs help,
596
00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:04,274
charity from someone
who can bring him back from the edge of ugliness.
597
00:22:04,348 --> 00:22:06,318
See, that's where
Wanda comes in.
598
00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:08,322
See, my baby,
she's charitable,
599
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:11,404
throws me a life preserver
when I get in too deep
600
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:15,160
even if it's by pointing out
that I'm a damn fool.
601
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,584
America, it's true
what they say:
602
00:22:17,653 --> 00:22:20,173
charity really does
begin at home.
603
00:22:25,369 --> 00:22:27,209
BERNIE:
Miss it, miss it.
604
00:22:27,287 --> 00:22:28,817
Miss it!
605
00:22:28,898 --> 00:22:31,378
DAMON: What is all this"Bernie versus Damon" stuff
606
00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,588
I've been hearing aboutall day?
607
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:33,642
I mean,why would anybody...
608
00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:35,969
Whoa, that chick's hot!
609
00:22:36,046 --> 00:22:40,556
WANDA: I've got toremember to ask Lucywhere she got her top.
610
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:43,348
LUCY: Why does Wandakeep staring at my chest?
611
00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:44,739
She's got nice ones.
612
00:22:47,307 --> 00:22:48,407
(GROANING)
613
00:22:50,444 --> 00:22:51,584
(WIND HOWLING)
614
00:22:53,397 --> 00:22:54,537
(CLINKING)
615
00:22:54,587 --> 00:22:59,137
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