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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,377 --> 00:00:21,547 America... it is so good to see you. 2 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:23,010 I mean, welcome back. 3 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:24,470 I missed you. 4 00:00:24,549 --> 00:00:26,769 And I hope you had a nice little break... 5 00:00:26,843 --> 00:00:28,063 'cause I didn't. 6 00:00:28,136 --> 00:00:31,346 I was with those doggone kids the entire time. 7 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:33,111 Yeah, I know what you're saying. 8 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:34,517 "Bernie Mac, when you have children 9 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:36,861 you have to sacrifice, give of yourself. 10 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:37,947 Blah-dee-blah-blah." 11 00:00:38,030 --> 00:00:39,030 Yeah, well, whatever. 12 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,960 Yeah, but who gives to me? 13 00:00:41,033 --> 00:00:43,333 From now on, I'm going to be the charity. 14 00:00:43,401 --> 00:00:45,411 I'm not asking for any donations 15 00:00:45,487 --> 00:00:47,447 but I am asking for a little compassion 16 00:00:47,531 --> 00:00:50,171 some understanding, peace and quiet 17 00:00:50,242 --> 00:00:53,042 and maybe some cards and a good cigar. 18 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,380 Now, is that so wrong? 19 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:56,014 Baby straight, baby boy. 20 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,430 Don't tell me that. Oh, come on. 21 00:00:57,508 --> 00:00:58,368 I'm pure tired, man. 22 00:00:58,450 --> 00:00:59,380 I don't need you being tired. 23 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,439 Get ready to cry like a baby boy. 24 00:01:01,512 --> 00:01:02,792 What you got? What you got? 25 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:04,223 I got three deuces and a pair of Shaka Zulus. 26 00:01:04,297 --> 00:01:05,887 Oh! Oh! Yup. Look at that. 27 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:07,856 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Excuse me. 28 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,185 Uh, Shaka Zulus? 29 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:11,059 Two black kings, man. 30 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:12,238 I know-I knew that. WANDA: Bernie. 31 00:01:12,314 --> 00:01:13,904 You got to do something about Jordan. 32 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,824 He's in here playing David and Goliath. 33 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,726 Hold on, be right back. Oh, man. 34 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:18,851 Give it back. 35 00:01:18,929 --> 00:01:20,109 I told you to stay out my stuff. 36 00:01:20,188 --> 00:01:22,358 Prepare to be smoted. 37 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,710 BERNIE: Boy, what'd I tell you about making weapons? 38 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:27,802 Philistine! 39 00:01:29,039 --> 00:01:30,209 (GLASS BREAKING) 40 00:01:30,282 --> 00:01:31,462 JORDAN: It was an accident! 41 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:32,913 What? No! No! 42 00:01:32,984 --> 00:01:34,354 BERNIE: Let me go back in there. 43 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,088 I'm going to scrub it till you bleed. (LAUGHING) 44 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:38,433 They be killing him. (LAUGHING) 45 00:01:39,249 --> 00:01:40,219 Oh, no, no, no. 46 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:41,480 I mean, up, up, up. 47 00:01:41,552 --> 00:01:43,392 Y'all didn't deal her in, did you? 48 00:01:43,461 --> 00:01:44,681 And how much did you lose? 49 00:01:44,754 --> 00:01:45,804 We haven't played yet. 50 00:01:45,881 --> 00:01:47,291 Well, I guess those winnings is mine. 51 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:49,103 Thanks for the vote of confidence, Bernie. 52 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:50,726 I'm with you, but not tonight. 53 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:51,851 (MEN CHUCKLING) 54 00:01:51,928 --> 00:01:53,308 Take it easy. All right. 55 00:01:53,388 --> 00:01:54,748 Look at all those winnings. Yeah. 56 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:58,283 You know what, fellas, Bernie Mac is truly blessed. 57 00:01:58,351 --> 00:01:59,861 (MURMUR OF AGREEMENT) Yeah, yeah, gentlemen, um, 58 00:01:59,936 --> 00:02:01,776 don't you think someone as truly blessed as Bernie Mac 59 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,735 should think about, you know, 60 00:02:03,815 --> 00:02:05,035 maybe giving a little back? 61 00:02:05,117 --> 00:02:06,117 Absolutely. 62 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:07,273 Yes, yes. Without a doubt. 63 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:08,744 Right over here. You better back up. 64 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:09,870 You already get 10%. 65 00:02:09,946 --> 00:02:10,946 Bernie, I'm serious. 66 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:12,051 I'm talking about, you know, 67 00:02:12,124 --> 00:02:14,124 attaching yourself to some cause. 68 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:16,461 Donate your time, your name, it's great publicity. 69 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,070 You know, he's right, man. Mm-hmm. 70 00:02:18,146 --> 00:02:19,496 There's a lot you could do for the community, brother. 71 00:02:19,581 --> 00:02:21,301 You know what? Like help the homeless, man. 72 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:23,224 Well, see, no, actually, I was talking about something 73 00:02:23,293 --> 00:02:25,263 more along the lines of a children's charity. 74 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:27,351 Oh, like a kid's disease. 75 00:02:27,422 --> 00:02:28,712 Hey, how about pinkeye? 76 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:30,972 (LAUGHING) My little girl brings it home 77 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:32,181 from school all the time, man. 78 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:33,520 She's all gooped up. 79 00:02:33,595 --> 00:02:34,785 Man, I can't even touch her. Excuse me. 80 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,153 Wait, wait, wait. (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 81 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:37,733 Hey, come on, come on, man. (MEN LAUGHING) 82 00:02:37,808 --> 00:02:39,978 Yo, man, Bernie Mac is a A-list comedian. 83 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:43,240 So, he need a A-list disease. Yes. 84 00:02:43,313 --> 00:02:44,863 Yo, you want-you want to get to the big time? 85 00:02:44,940 --> 00:02:46,280 Yeah. Get cancer. 86 00:02:46,358 --> 00:02:47,598 Oh, my God. Yes. 87 00:02:47,676 --> 00:02:49,326 Yo, yo, hey, hey, hey. Cancer. 88 00:02:49,402 --> 00:02:50,492 Yo, yo, hey. Cancer. 89 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:52,500 Hey, cancer is big, dog. Oh... 90 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:54,152 Can I just talk to my client? 91 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:56,041 Can I just talk to my client, for the love of God, W.B.? 92 00:02:56,117 --> 00:02:57,297 Thank you. (SCOFFS) 93 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:58,997 Bernie, dog, listen... 94 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:00,169 I appreciate, 95 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:01,667 you know, the input from the homies. 96 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,758 Oh. No offense, but listen to me. 97 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:06,053 There is a fund-raiser for the L.A. Children's Council 98 00:03:06,127 --> 00:03:07,617 that I really think you should do. 99 00:03:07,696 --> 00:03:09,966 The big fella right. I should get cancer. (MEN LAUGHING) 100 00:03:10,048 --> 00:03:11,338 Yeah. Hey, all the stars do. 101 00:03:11,417 --> 00:03:13,177 Come on, Jerry, we just busting your balls. 102 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:14,484 Come on, lighten up, man. 103 00:03:14,552 --> 00:03:16,192 Listen, tonight poker night, man. 104 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:17,983 We don't want to discuss it no more. 105 00:03:18,056 --> 00:03:19,496 Let's move on. 106 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:20,434 Fine. Fine, I'm done. I'm moving on. Let's deal. 107 00:03:20,509 --> 00:03:22,359 Let's do it. Deal the cards. 108 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:23,855 You're never going to hear me say another word 109 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,111 about the golf tournament. 110 00:03:25,188 --> 00:03:26,618 Good. Don't say nothing... 111 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,200 about a golf tournament? 112 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:30,766 What's that, buddy? 113 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,581 Oh, yeah, Matt Damon's thing. Yeah, but don't worry. 114 00:03:32,654 --> 00:03:33,924 No, he said you wouldn't want to do it. 115 00:03:33,997 --> 00:03:35,457 You know, not since he beat you by six strokes 116 00:03:35,532 --> 00:03:36,672 the last time you guys played. 117 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,210 No, wrong, wrong. Ooh! 118 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:40,285 Six strokes? He got you by six strokes? 119 00:03:40,370 --> 00:03:42,250 No, no, no. Six strokes? He said that? 120 00:03:42,330 --> 00:03:43,420 No, I'm just telling you what he told me. 121 00:03:43,498 --> 00:03:44,668 I'm just telling you what he told me 122 00:03:44,749 --> 00:03:46,339 and anyway, you know, it's a family thing. 123 00:03:46,418 --> 00:03:47,598 He's bringing his girlfriend 124 00:03:47,678 --> 00:03:48,878 so you can bring Wanda and the kids. 125 00:03:48,954 --> 00:03:51,054 I'm just telling you he was hoping you'd come, 126 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,211 but I'm not going to say another word. 127 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:53,619 We played about six or seven times 128 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,230 when we were shooting Ocean's Eleven, man. 129 00:03:55,302 --> 00:03:57,562 And I swear to you, man, Damon only beat me one time, 130 00:03:57,637 --> 00:03:59,307 and that was because I had food poison. 131 00:03:59,389 --> 00:04:01,479 That's right. No, see Julia, man, she took us 132 00:04:01,558 --> 00:04:04,108 to this all-you-can-eat lobster buffet for 7.99. 133 00:04:04,185 --> 00:04:06,945 America's sweetheart made me sick to my doggone stomach, 134 00:04:07,022 --> 00:04:08,912 and now Damon's sitting up here starting rumors. 135 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:09,992 Right. So you're in? 136 00:04:10,066 --> 00:04:11,856 Hell, yeah, I'm in. (LAUGHING) 137 00:04:11,935 --> 00:04:13,285 Go get 'em, man. I'm gonna beat the bejeezus out of him, too. 138 00:04:13,361 --> 00:04:14,911 Those sick little kids gonna love it. 139 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,018 And I tell you something else... 140 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:20,205 deal the cards. (LAUGHING) 141 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:22,429 ♪♪ 142 00:04:26,082 --> 00:04:27,312 ♪ Hey 143 00:04:28,626 --> 00:04:30,886 ♪ Got to got to pay back 144 00:04:30,962 --> 00:04:32,102 ♪ Get payback 145 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,482 ♪ Revenge 146 00:04:39,304 --> 00:04:40,274 ♪ I'm mad 147 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:42,017 ♪ The big payback 148 00:04:42,098 --> 00:04:43,028 ♪ Got to get back 149 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:45,937 ♪ I need some get back 150 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,859 (CHUCKLING MISCHIEVOUSLY) 151 00:04:47,937 --> 00:04:48,867 ♪ Payback 152 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:51,650 ♪ Payback 153 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:53,584 (CHUCKLING MISCHIEVOUSLY) ♪ That is 154 00:04:54,286 --> 00:04:55,456 ♪ Payback 155 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,037 ♪ I'm in 156 00:04:58,048 --> 00:04:59,328 Yeah! 157 00:04:59,407 --> 00:05:00,917 ♪ I'm mad 158 00:05:00,992 --> 00:05:01,962 ♪ Get down 159 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:03,165 WANDA: Bernie? 160 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,338 Bernie, what is it? 161 00:05:04,412 --> 00:05:05,552 Is everything okay? 162 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:09,557 Wanda, you better come sit down. 163 00:05:09,634 --> 00:05:11,634 Honey, you're scaring me. 164 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:13,801 What happened? Are the kids okay? 165 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:14,814 Is it my mother? 166 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:19,274 It's your golf game. 167 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:21,188 Baby, it's atrocious. 168 00:05:21,262 --> 00:05:24,402 Only reason I'm letting you play is because you know about it already. 169 00:05:24,474 --> 00:05:26,154 Honey, Matt is a hell of a golfer. 170 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:27,856 You got to bring your A-game. 171 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:30,446 If not, I'm afraid you're going to be a big liability. 172 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,461 But I can help. 173 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:34,332 See, the first thing we need to... 174 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,615 ♪ Sold me out ♪ 175 00:05:36,694 --> 00:05:38,254 (DOOR SHUTS) 176 00:05:38,330 --> 00:05:40,260 I have to do something, America! 177 00:05:40,332 --> 00:05:43,382 I love my wife, but I hate her game. 178 00:05:43,451 --> 00:05:44,791 Her game's ugly. 179 00:05:44,869 --> 00:05:47,389 As ugly as a set of English teeth. 180 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:51,128 Hmm... but then again, 181 00:05:51,209 --> 00:05:53,259 Matt's bringing his girl. 182 00:05:53,336 --> 00:05:55,136 She ain't no better than Wanda. 183 00:05:55,213 --> 00:05:57,353 They kind of cancel each other out, you know. 184 00:05:57,424 --> 00:06:00,524 Like two negatives equaling a positive. 185 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:03,443 So, it's really just about me and Matt. 186 00:06:03,513 --> 00:06:07,193 Oh... I could take that duffer one-handed. 187 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:10,607 Yes, sir, oh... America, it's back on. 188 00:06:10,687 --> 00:06:12,857 Oh, yeah, it's on. On. 189 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:14,869 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 190 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,115 DAMON: Bernie. 191 00:06:23,199 --> 00:06:25,499 Hey, Bernie Mac. Excuse me. 192 00:06:25,577 --> 00:06:27,257 Bernie. BERNIE: (CHUCKLES) Look at this, baby. 193 00:06:27,337 --> 00:06:28,377 Hey. Hey, Wanda. 194 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:29,545 WANDA: Hey, Matt. How you doing? 195 00:06:29,631 --> 00:06:31,511 What's up, Matt? Hey, thanks for coming, man. 196 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,017 Yeah, yeah. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. 197 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,463 Hey, kids, how you doing? Hey. 198 00:06:34,536 --> 00:06:35,926 You're all right? You didn't... Your stomach okay? 199 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:38,144 You didn't eat any shellfish or anything for breakfast? 200 00:06:38,214 --> 00:06:39,224 You okay? 201 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,659 Man, I got you. 202 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,313 I've been working on my secret weapon, baby. 203 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,599 I hope your lady friend brought her swing. 204 00:06:44,679 --> 00:06:45,819 Oh, my girlfriend couldn't come. 205 00:06:45,897 --> 00:06:47,937 She had to go out of town, so I had to get a sub. 206 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:49,526 A sub? What? 207 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:50,739 Yeah, uh, Luce? 208 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:53,037 Hey, you know Lucy Lawless? 209 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,493 Xena: Warrior Princess? 210 00:06:54,564 --> 00:06:55,754 Warrior Princess? 211 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:57,416 Bernie, hi. 212 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,083 Ow. 213 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,082 It's not fair, America. 214 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,254 Lucy Lawless? 215 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:03,712 The girl mythological. 216 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,500 He brought a warrior princess. 217 00:07:05,575 --> 00:07:07,455 I brought a set of English teeth. 218 00:07:07,535 --> 00:07:09,745 Advantage: Damon. 219 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:11,589 This is gonna be ugly, America. 220 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,758 The girl got a grip. 221 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,807 I'm gonna have to go get some X-rays. 222 00:07:20,590 --> 00:07:22,600 That's a good-looking swing, Bern. 223 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:25,185 Oh, look at you, Matt. You know, you slick. 224 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:26,600 You'd do any doggone thing to win. 225 00:07:26,679 --> 00:07:28,439 You have the wrong idea. No, I don't. 226 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:30,185 Here's Bernie Mac with our host, Matt Damon. 227 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,110 Uh... there a little rivalry going on between you guys? 228 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,436 No, no, not at all. 229 00:07:34,513 --> 00:07:36,203 No, no, no, no, no, no. We're just here to... 230 00:07:36,272 --> 00:07:37,722 Yeah. There ain't no rivalry. 231 00:07:37,799 --> 00:07:40,239 Matt know I whup him every doggone time, every time. 232 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,952 (CHUCKLES) Bernie gets a little competitive at these things... 233 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,579 Oh, I... Oh, I... ...but, you know, we're old friends. 234 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:46,120 Oh, oh, I get... I get a competitive. 235 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:47,999 I'm not the one who traded my partner in 236 00:07:48,076 --> 00:07:49,086 for Hercules in a dress. 237 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,879 Where is she? Where is she? 238 00:07:50,954 --> 00:07:52,134 H-Hey Lucy? 239 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:53,205 Good shot, Bernie. 240 00:07:53,289 --> 00:07:55,429 (LAUGHS) Look at those arms... 241 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:57,379 the jaws of life, that's what they look like. 242 00:07:57,460 --> 00:07:59,000 They'll suck the wind out you. 243 00:07:59,078 --> 00:07:59,968 (SOTTO VOCE) Bernie, come on, man, this is for charity. 244 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:01,546 Charity? Charity, right? 245 00:08:01,631 --> 00:08:02,971 Okay, if it's for charity, 246 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,603 why don't you take Wanda and give me Lucy? 247 00:08:04,676 --> 00:08:05,706 I'm not going to take Wanda. 248 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:07,225 It's for charity, it's for charity. 249 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,812 I flew Lucy in from New Zealand, man. It's for charity. 250 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:10,308 It's for charity, it's for charity. 251 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:11,990 All right, fine, I'll take Wanda as my partner. 252 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:14,823 Now he want my wife. 253 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:16,194 See, I knew you wanted my wife. 254 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:17,528 You always did want my wife. Bernie... 255 00:08:17,605 --> 00:08:18,995 (INHALES) Ready to play? 256 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,780 Oh, this is wonderful. 257 00:08:21,859 --> 00:08:24,239 Bernie Mac's chosen one of the terminal kids 258 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,794 to be his honorary caddy. 259 00:08:25,863 --> 00:08:26,923 A big man. 260 00:08:27,365 --> 00:08:28,625 A big heart. 261 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:29,728 I'm terminal? 262 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:31,329 Shut up, boy. (CLEARING THROAT) 263 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:32,631 He's sick as hell. 264 00:08:32,704 --> 00:08:34,504 ANNOUNCER: First up on tee number one, 265 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:37,471 the host of our tournament, Matt Damon. 266 00:08:38,459 --> 00:08:39,599 (APPLAUSE) 267 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,510 Matt, good luck. 268 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:44,443 Oh, thank you, sweetie. 269 00:08:44,516 --> 00:08:46,526 That child's dead to me. (SIGHS) 270 00:08:48,103 --> 00:08:49,073 (APPLAUDING) 271 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:54,731 ANNOUNCER: Next up on the tee, Lucy Lawless. 272 00:08:54,809 --> 00:08:55,739 (APPLAUDING) 273 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,420 (CHUCKLING) 274 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,380 Yes! Yes! 275 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,842 Did you see that, America? 276 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,130 Yeah, she's bad. 277 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:16,882 She might be able to swing a sword, 278 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:19,376 but she can't swing a golf club, no, sir. 279 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:22,719 My baby, Wanda, she got this. 280 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:24,055 Yes! 281 00:09:24,139 --> 00:09:25,259 Wanda... Ooh! 282 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:26,820 Do just like I told you, baby. 283 00:09:26,891 --> 00:09:29,181 Keep your head down, your left arm straight. 284 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:30,230 You got it. 285 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,683 Give me that rhythmic backswing. 286 00:09:31,755 --> 00:09:33,645 Baby, I want you to hold it like a wounded bird. 287 00:09:33,723 --> 00:09:34,953 Bernie... 288 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,115 All right, I ain't gonna say nothing. 289 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:36,950 I ain't gonna say nothing. Go ahead, go ahead. 290 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:41,322 Oh, remember to waggle. 291 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:42,911 That's the boy. Ow. 292 00:09:47,862 --> 00:09:50,922 (SPECTATORS WHOOPING) She did it! 293 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,325 You my baby, Wanda! 294 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,254 My baby bringing the heat! 295 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,589 Hey, Matt. 296 00:09:57,664 --> 00:10:00,014 Seem like I'm the one got the ringer, huh? 297 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,423 Come on, baby, show them how it's done. 298 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:02,931 You think I ain't? (CHUCKLES) 299 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,812 ANNOUNCER: Teeing off next, Bernie Mac. Yeah. 300 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:09,397 It's, uh... 301 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:12,566 time to grip it and rip it. 302 00:10:16,057 --> 00:10:16,987 JERRY: Yeah! 303 00:10:17,558 --> 00:10:18,698 That's my Bernie. 304 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,189 All right. (LAUGHS) 305 00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:22,790 I smell endorsements, baby. 306 00:10:23,815 --> 00:10:25,365 You want to play like that, my man, 307 00:10:25,441 --> 00:10:27,121 you better bring Bagger Vance. 308 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,003 Wah. (BERNIE CHUCKLING) 309 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,466 (APPLAUSE) 310 00:10:35,076 --> 00:10:36,546 Damn, America. 311 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:40,342 Wanda's playing pretty doggone good. 312 00:10:40,415 --> 00:10:41,925 Look at you. 313 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,128 I mean, right down the middle-o. 314 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,344 (GIGGLES) You ain't seen nothin' yet, baby. 315 00:10:46,421 --> 00:10:47,561 Watch this here. 316 00:10:47,922 --> 00:10:48,862 (SIGHS) 317 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,188 (CROWD GASPING) 318 00:10:52,301 --> 00:10:53,281 Booty! 319 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,783 Ooh, right in the rough. 320 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,604 No, don't talk to him, sweetie. 321 00:10:56,681 --> 00:10:57,771 It might rub off on you. 322 00:10:57,849 --> 00:10:58,979 I could've made that shot. 323 00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:00,358 You know, it was kind of complicated. 324 00:11:00,435 --> 00:11:01,655 I was shooting a fade. 325 00:11:02,103 --> 00:11:03,283 Here. 326 00:11:03,354 --> 00:11:04,504 (CHORTLING) 327 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,173 ♪ Well 328 00:11:15,158 --> 00:11:16,088 ♪ Well 329 00:11:16,534 --> 00:11:17,714 You the man! 330 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,430 (SPECTATORS GROANING) ♪ Because lately 331 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:24,126 ♪ You've been starting to lose 332 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:28,548 ♪ Losing out on everything you might try to do 333 00:11:28,629 --> 00:11:32,479 ♪ Bad luck there's got a hold on you 334 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:36,109 ♪ Losing your money, 'bout to lose your home 335 00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:39,033 That's what I'm talking about. 336 00:11:39,807 --> 00:11:42,147 Closer to the hole, baby! 337 00:11:42,226 --> 00:11:43,566 Thank you! 338 00:11:43,644 --> 00:11:44,944 Mac is back! 339 00:11:45,021 --> 00:11:46,451 ♪ If you wanna know the truth about it 340 00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,451 ♪ I'll tell you what's pullin' you 341 00:11:48,524 --> 00:11:50,834 ♪ Down, yeah ♪ 342 00:11:50,902 --> 00:11:53,492 (LAUGHING) Oh, my goodness! 343 00:11:53,571 --> 00:11:54,951 Oh, my God, did you see that? 344 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,865 Oh, Wanda, that was incredible. 345 00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:58,459 I think you just found Bernie's swing. 346 00:11:58,534 --> 00:11:59,694 Yeah, Bernie, maybe you could take 347 00:11:59,769 --> 00:12:00,839 some lessons from your wife. (LAUGHS) 348 00:12:01,496 --> 00:12:03,496 (CHORTLING) 349 00:12:03,581 --> 00:12:06,341 Boy, you see I got an assortment of clubs over here. I'll... 350 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,721 Aunt Wanda's punkin' him. 351 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,354 Ain't nobody punkin' nothin'. 352 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,219 I ain't got nothing against Wanda playing well, America. 353 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:14,177 No, I don't... but I want to play good, too. 354 00:12:14,258 --> 00:12:15,558 And in all fairness, 355 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,555 she's been playing from the ladies' tee. 356 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:18,857 I'm playing from the pro's. 357 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,238 Mine: (WHOOSHING). Hers: Tink! 358 00:12:22,317 --> 00:12:23,277 (SIGHS) 359 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,407 (CROWD GASPING) 360 00:12:29,491 --> 00:12:30,991 (SCATTERED CHUCKLES) 361 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,237 (CHORTLING) 362 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,252 Jordan! 363 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,117 Ah! Whoa, Bernie. 364 00:12:35,196 --> 00:12:38,206 Bernie, ease up, dog, all right? Okay? 365 00:12:38,282 --> 00:12:39,542 The crowd loved it, man. 366 00:12:39,617 --> 00:12:41,307 The last thing you want to do 367 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,755 is explain child abuse at a children's charity event, right? 368 00:12:44,539 --> 00:12:45,589 Bernie Mac. 369 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:46,665 Huh? Give it up. 370 00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:47,889 King of Comedy. 371 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,838 It's for the kids, baby. 372 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,260 It's all for the kids. 373 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,272 Damn straight. 374 00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:54,768 It's for you, Jordan! 375 00:12:55,424 --> 00:12:56,894 Swear to God! 376 00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:59,992 Simon says... shake your head. 377 00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:03,620 Simon says... shake your hips. 378 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,736 (CLUNKS) 379 00:13:10,064 --> 00:13:12,794 Fore! (CROWD GASPING AND MUTTERING) 380 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,121 CROWD: Aww... (CHUCKLING) 381 00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,129 (WIND HOWLING) 382 00:13:24,287 --> 00:13:25,287 Oh, my goodness! 383 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:26,631 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 384 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,926 Oh, my goodness! Good shot. 385 00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,718 Oh, my goodness, that was incredible. 386 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,603 Boo. Oh, she's great. 387 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,639 Don't tell me all what I got to do. 388 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,144 You see that? 389 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,515 America, you see that? 390 00:13:37,592 --> 00:13:39,062 Nothing going right for me today. 391 00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:40,975 Even the elements are against me. 392 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:43,063 I came here to give the fans a treat, 393 00:13:43,139 --> 00:13:45,689 but Wanda took my game, my essence. 394 00:13:45,766 --> 00:13:47,316 I got no mojo. 395 00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:48,403 (CART BEEPING) 396 00:13:48,477 --> 00:13:49,447 I got nothing. 397 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,659 (BEEPING CONTINUES) 398 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,996 You gonna play or not, Tiger? 399 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,409 MAN: Come on. 400 00:14:00,489 --> 00:14:02,999 (LAUGHTER AND CHEERING) 401 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:05,665 Oh, that was unbelievable, Wanda! 402 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,345 You're terrific. 403 00:14:07,422 --> 00:14:09,172 Good job, Wanda. (CHUCKLES) 404 00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,668 Bernie, we... 405 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:11,890 we won. 406 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,602 You see that there? 407 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,939 That makes losing completely worthwhile. 408 00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:25,516 This is Pat O'Brien, Access Hollywood, 409 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,108 at the Children's Charity Golf Tournament 410 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:30,277 where it turns out the big story is Bernie Mac. 411 00:14:30,353 --> 00:14:32,903 Spectators say the King of Comedy's behavior 412 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,284 was most uncharitable. 413 00:14:35,358 --> 00:14:36,988 Mac declined comment, 414 00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:41,338 but his people said the weather was to blame. 415 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:46,004 America, you have no idea what my house has been like 416 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,881 since that doggone charity tournament. 417 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:50,634 It's like living in solitary confinement. 418 00:14:50,706 --> 00:14:52,876 Bernie Mac is in a prison of his own making. 419 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,219 I mean, it's cold and lonely. 420 00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,894 And you might find this a little hard to believe, 421 00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:01,364 but, America, sometime I can get a little overly competitive. 422 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,234 Oh... 423 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,772 She still won't let me come to the table. 424 00:15:05,846 --> 00:15:07,556 Ah, but don't you worry. 425 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,400 I'm going to make it up to Wanda. 426 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,866 And I know just how to do it. 427 00:15:14,897 --> 00:15:17,037 (MUSIC PLAYS) 428 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,170 ♪♪ 429 00:15:30,246 --> 00:15:31,476 Mmm... 430 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:36,852 ♪ You say you love me, lady 431 00:15:36,928 --> 00:15:39,348 ♪ Girl, I hope you do 432 00:15:40,589 --> 00:15:43,269 ♪ Only you can save me 433 00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,766 ♪ My life equals you ♪ 434 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:46,815 Oh, baby. 435 00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:48,106 (MUSIC STOPS) Oh, please. 436 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,752 (CHUCKLES) 437 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,436 I guess she's not in the making-up mood right yet, you know? 438 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,754 (LAUGHS) That's all right. 439 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,572 Just let her sleep on it, you know. 440 00:15:57,648 --> 00:16:00,618 These things always blow over by the morning. (CHUCKLES) 441 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,753 Stop being like this. 442 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,418 Man, Let us put this thing to bed. 443 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,786 Wanda! 444 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:09,125 Why you acting like this? Huh? 445 00:16:09,744 --> 00:16:10,894 (TIRES PEELING) 446 00:16:11,996 --> 00:16:14,206 Okay, then, I'll wait till you get home, baby. 447 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,844 All right, you're known with the ladies. 448 00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:18,287 You're a heartthrob. 449 00:16:18,369 --> 00:16:20,769 What would you suggest I do right here, Matt? 450 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,467 All right, well, from what I can tell, 451 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,892 Wanda's a pretty smart lady, right? 452 00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:25,666 Yeah, she is. Yeah. 453 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:26,781 So, the traditional angles aren't going to work for you. 454 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,556 No. Right? She also doesn't seem to be... 455 00:16:29,638 --> 00:16:32,148 particularly impressed with you, 456 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,234 so, you know, the celebrity card, 457 00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:35,860 that's not going to work for you. 458 00:16:35,936 --> 00:16:38,396 Oh, that just broke you in half, didn't it? 459 00:16:38,481 --> 00:16:40,951 Look, I'm sorry, man. I-I think you're... 460 00:16:41,025 --> 00:16:43,325 I think you're going to have to take the sincere approach. 461 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,428 Baby, you ready to talk about this? 462 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:55,353 Huh? 463 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,931 You are not gonna like what I have to say. 464 00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:05,228 You know, Bernie, you've got a real problem. 465 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:06,938 Okay. 466 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,558 Wanda, I'm a reasonable, open-minded man. 467 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,100 Tell me what my problem is. 468 00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:13,109 Your problem is, is that you're only about Bernie Mac. 469 00:17:13,182 --> 00:17:16,112 How about a little support for me when I do well? 470 00:17:16,185 --> 00:17:18,275 I don't know what you're talking about, baby. I do support you. 471 00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:20,364 Huh. I support your life, your career. 472 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,499 Look at you. 473 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,204 You're... you're successful, you're smart. 474 00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,495 You're a strong woman and I love that about you. 475 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,908 Yeah, you only love it as long as it's convenient, 476 00:17:27,988 --> 00:17:30,158 as long as I stay out of your spotlight. 477 00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:33,181 Don't get mad at me because I stole your thunder. 478 00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:35,170 What? 479 00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:37,336 Steal my thunder? (LAUGHS) 480 00:17:37,414 --> 00:17:39,564 Can't steal Bernie Mac's thunder. 481 00:17:39,634 --> 00:17:42,054 Bernie, just face it. 482 00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:44,388 You're not the best at everything. 483 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:47,403 I am better than you at some things. 484 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,032 All right, name your game. 485 00:17:52,847 --> 00:17:53,937 Are you for real? 486 00:17:54,014 --> 00:17:55,284 (SCOFFS) You hear giggling? 487 00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,645 Okay. Poker. 488 00:17:58,727 --> 00:18:02,207 No. Tonight with you and the boys. 489 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,834 You know you just signed your own death warrant, don't you? 490 00:18:07,903 --> 00:18:09,553 This ain't no Tupperware party. 491 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,882 This is hard-core poker, 492 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,668 and I'm going to tell you something, baby, 493 00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:15,552 there ain't no mercy in the lion's den. 494 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,588 (GOOFY ROAR) 495 00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,764 (LAUGHING) Yeah... 496 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,803 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 497 00:18:21,876 --> 00:18:23,466 Ah, ah, ah, ah! 498 00:18:23,544 --> 00:18:24,554 You better watch 'em. 499 00:18:24,628 --> 00:18:25,638 You watch them shifty eyes. 500 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,133 Yeah, you cash your check, baby. 501 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,397 Yeah. All right, all right, all right, all right. 502 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,305 What did I miss? What did I miss? What's going on? 503 00:18:31,385 --> 00:18:33,265 Man, same thing that's been happening all night. 504 00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,485 Bernie and Wanda been kicking our butts. Mm-hmm. 505 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,770 Well, baby... Mm? 506 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,690 Look like it's just you and me. Mm. 507 00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:42,108 But you got to be in it... to win it. 508 00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,358 Oh, I'm in it. Ah... 509 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,410 (CHIPS CLATTERING) I raise you 50. 510 00:18:46,483 --> 00:18:47,423 MEN: Ooh! 511 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:48,743 (HUMMING DRAMATICALLY) 512 00:18:48,819 --> 00:18:49,829 You're bluffing? 513 00:18:49,904 --> 00:18:51,544 You got to pay to find out. 514 00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:53,124 Well, I'm gonna pay, 515 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,049 and Daddy's about to play, 'cause you can't... 516 00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:56,716 (CHIPS CLATTERING) bluff Daddy. 517 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:58,935 You know why? 518 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,923 'Cause the Mac is bringing the heat. 519 00:19:00,998 --> 00:19:03,348 Better yet... what you got? 520 00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,300 Kelly's fantasy. Three lad. 521 00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:07,508 ALL: Oh! 522 00:19:07,588 --> 00:19:08,568 (LAUGHS) 523 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,387 What you got? What you got, Daddy? 524 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,480 What's up, Mac? 525 00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:13,478 Let's move on. 526 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:14,532 (ALL GROANING) 527 00:19:14,604 --> 00:19:15,954 "You bluffing, baby?" (MEN LAUGHING) 528 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,442 Let's move on, now. Let's move on. 529 00:19:17,514 --> 00:19:18,904 What? Aww... 530 00:19:18,974 --> 00:19:20,444 Well, I got you faded. 531 00:19:20,517 --> 00:19:21,777 (LAUGHTER) Yeah. 532 00:19:21,852 --> 00:19:23,652 No, no. Let's stand still. Uh-uh. 533 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:24,859 Three bullets. Uh-uh. 534 00:19:24,939 --> 00:19:26,049 ALL: Oh! 535 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,487 Ooh. Ooh, just when she thought... 536 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,907 His own wife. No, well, that... now see, that's cold. 537 00:19:30,986 --> 00:19:32,156 (LAUGHS) 538 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,368 I bluffed you, too, didn't I, America? 539 00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:36,668 (CHUCKLES) 540 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,876 Yeah. 541 00:19:37,952 --> 00:19:39,102 I got to go to my night job soon. 542 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,168 Hey, man, what do you want from me, man? 543 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,946 Well, you're my ride. Easy. 544 00:19:42,023 --> 00:19:43,263 Look here, I want to win some of my money back, 545 00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:44,672 and I get 'em on the ropes. 546 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,180 You ain't gonna... Now, we can go. 547 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,677 (LAUGHS) See, that's... 548 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:49,804 Good night. 549 00:19:49,872 --> 00:19:50,812 Let's go. What you talking about, man? 550 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:51,930 I'll see you guys. Good night. 551 00:19:52,007 --> 00:19:53,177 Thank you, Wanda. 552 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:54,189 Hey! 553 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,358 I guess it's, uh, down to you and me. 554 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,618 That's all it ever was. 555 00:20:01,475 --> 00:20:03,365 But two people can't play poker. 556 00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,411 ♪♪ 557 00:20:19,368 --> 00:20:22,878 ♪ Now I'm craving your body 558 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,585 ♪ Is this real? 559 00:20:24,665 --> 00:20:26,015 ♪ Temperature's rising 560 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,222 ♪ I don't wanna feel 561 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:32,444 ♪ I'm in the wrong place to be real 562 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:34,402 No. 563 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:36,824 I'm mad at you. 564 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,431 You might be mad at me, 565 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,226 but your body's saying something different. 566 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,018 No, Bernie, I'm mad at you. 567 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,855 Why do you always have to win? 568 00:20:45,936 --> 00:20:47,946 Because I'm a winner. 569 00:20:48,022 --> 00:20:50,412 Well, sometimes Wanda Mac wins, too. 570 00:20:51,942 --> 00:20:53,672 Well, maybe we both can win. 571 00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:57,840 That sounds good. 572 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,580 Well, I want you to say 573 00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:07,301 "Wanda Mac kicked my butt, and I'm okay with it." 574 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,268 You sure pick a bad time to try to... 575 00:21:10,794 --> 00:21:13,054 What... How are we both going to win if I say that? 576 00:21:13,130 --> 00:21:15,270 "Wanda Mac kicked my butt... 577 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,525 "and I'm okay with it." 578 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,240 Wanda Mac... 579 00:21:20,763 --> 00:21:21,743 (MUMBLES) 580 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:22,784 Kicked my butt. 581 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,696 Kicked my butt. 582 00:21:28,771 --> 00:21:30,371 And I'm okay with it. 583 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,670 (MUMBLING) And I'm not okay with it. 584 00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,294 No, no, no. What now? What now? 585 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:37,582 And I'm okay with it. 586 00:21:37,654 --> 00:21:38,674 Oh. 587 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,747 Well, okay now. Come here. 588 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:42,719 ♪ All our reasons why 589 00:21:42,793 --> 00:21:45,043 ♪ All our reasons were a lie 590 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,590 ♪ All our reasons were a lie ♪ BERNIE: See, America? 591 00:21:47,664 --> 00:21:50,264 That's why my marriage is so strong, 592 00:21:50,334 --> 00:21:52,264 because even when we go at it, 593 00:21:52,336 --> 00:21:54,466 it just brings us closer together. 594 00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:58,266 Now, see, I know Bernie Mac is a flawed... a foibled man, 595 00:21:58,342 --> 00:22:00,072 and sometimes he needs help, 596 00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:04,274 charity from someone who can bring him back from the edge of ugliness. 597 00:22:04,348 --> 00:22:06,318 See, that's where Wanda comes in. 598 00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:08,322 See, my baby, she's charitable, 599 00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:11,404 throws me a life preserver when I get in too deep 600 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:15,160 even if it's by pointing out that I'm a damn fool. 601 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,584 America, it's true what they say: 602 00:22:17,653 --> 00:22:20,173 charity really does begin at home. 603 00:22:25,369 --> 00:22:27,209 BERNIE: Miss it, miss it. 604 00:22:27,287 --> 00:22:28,817 Miss it! 605 00:22:28,898 --> 00:22:31,378 DAMON: What is all this "Bernie versus Damon" stuff 606 00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,588 I've been hearing about all day? 607 00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:33,642 I mean, why would anybody... 608 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:35,969 Whoa, that chick's hot! 609 00:22:36,046 --> 00:22:40,556 WANDA: I've got to remember to ask Lucy where she got her top. 610 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:43,348 LUCY: Why does Wanda keep staring at my chest? 611 00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:44,739 She's got nice ones. 612 00:22:47,307 --> 00:22:48,407 (GROANING) 613 00:22:50,444 --> 00:22:51,584 (WIND HOWLING) 614 00:22:53,397 --> 00:22:54,537 (CLINKING) 615 00:22:54,587 --> 00:22:59,137 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43328

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