All language subtitles for Sweet Life Los Angeles S01E03 - You Got Me F--ked Up (NetNaija.com)

[Blxst's "Gang Slide"]

- ♪ It was a midnight
gang slide ♪

♪ I had to pull up,
get right ♪

♪ A stick and move
on the westside ♪

♪ 'Cause you know you
give me the best high, ayy ♪

♪ It was a midnight
gang slide ♪

♪ I had to pull up,
get right ♪

♪ Stick and move
on the westside ♪

♪ 'Cause you know you
give me the best high, ayy ♪

♪ ♪

- Why did she low-key press me?

Thinking I was talking
about her or some shit.

That's fucking weird.
- Who is this girl?

Tylynn, how long
have you known her?

Tell me about her.
Tell me everything about her.

- Yeah, Tylynn knows everybody.
- Where y'all met.

- I'm just like, you know,
that's not

your fucking friend, bro.
- How do you know her?

- That's not your friend.
- Y'all are coming for me.

I've known her
since I was, like, 14.

I don't fucking know.

- So that's defined
as an acquaintance.

- I never heard of no girl
in LA named Myami.

I'll say that.

- Why doesn't she
go back to Miami?

Amanda, I didn't even tell you,
she low-key came up to me

and she was like,
"Do you have a--

do you have something
you need to say to me?"

I'm like, "What?"
She was like, "Oh.

I overheard you said
I need to stay somewhere else."

First of all,
I've never said that shit.

Second of all, you're
listening way too hard, babe.

Like, you--stop being
in my mouth.

You're obviously
are too obsessed

with what the fuck
is going on over here.

- Okay, we get it.

Y'all are on the same page.

Love it.
Yes, go beat the bitch up then.

You want us to be mean
the whole weekend?

- I just know
you did, like, say,

"Oh, that's my friend
from whenever."

- I just feel like the
whole, like,

"Yeah, we on the--uh!"

- Yes, 'cause I'm
on the same page.

- Okay, and I'm
on the same page too.

Like, I'm on
the same fucking page.

No, you guys are being weird.

- Tylynn and I have deadass

only been into one argument
ever in life.

Sis, I never question
where your loyalty lies.

Like, you need
to take this to Rebecca

because, like,
I'm solid over here.

Like, I'm good.

- Are you okay?

- No, you guys was being weird.

- Stop it. No, no.
- Tylynn.

- Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
- Babe.

- Stop.
- Oh, it's okay.

- I don't know that--

I didn't know
I was being crazy-weird.

- Don't cry, babe.

- It's like no one's--

- Oh, I'm listening right now.
Tell me.

- I just feel, like,
from this jump, like--

it's like I'm just trying
to do the best

to make everyone
feel comfortable.

So it's like I'm trying
to dead this shit and then

it's like making it seem like
I'm not on the same page.

- I know.
- Like I'm on the same energy.

Like, y'all know
I'll fucking fight for you.

- I know, I know, I know.

- I really am big
on making sure

everybody just feels
comfortable

when we're all together
in different spaces.

I'm not here for
the whole mean girl shit.

So I just want Bri and Becky

to focus on making this
the best trip for Amanda.

- Fucking weird shit going on

with this whole
Myami being here.

- Man, I wish P'jae

would have let us know
that he was bringing her.

- That part.

'Cause I'm like,
whose birthday is it?

And you come in
in this fucking car

with this, like, random girl?

Like, who does that?

- I mean, you know.

- Like, if I was Amanda,
I'd be pissed.

Like, "Come on, bro."

- Yeah, but what if I was like,

"Let's rent a McLaren
to drive to Palm Springs?"

- I'd be like, "That's
not the time for this."

Like, you do that
for your own fucking birthday.

- Okay, okay.
- You don't show up

to somebody's birthday, like,

trying to put
the spotlight on yourself.

- That's fair, That's fair.

- That was some weird shit.
- That's fair.

- ♪ Man, they love to talk but
they ain't got much to say ♪

♪ Ayy, my name in they mouth ♪

♪ I know it's all
full of hate ♪

♪ Way they talk about
I call them all Ricki Lake ♪

♪ I got so much... ♪

- I hope that P'jae relayed

the all-white party
message to Myami.

- Tomorrow's the test.

- If she comes with black on...

- It's going to be some shit.

- Tylynn, it's going
to be some problems.

It's going to be problems.

- Ahh! That is jokes.

- It's going to be problems
primarily with P'jae.

- They don't have no titles.

- Becky and P'jae, I don't know
if they were, like,

pursuing a thing
or, like, was a thing.

I don't know.

- The energy from Becky
was valid.

Where it was directed
was what I didn't agree with.

- That's what I'm saying.
That's what I disagree with.

- That's--
- But y'all are the ones,

like, dapping him up.

Like, didn't I say,
you can't, like,

be openly agreeing with Tylynn.

- It was the McLaren.

[overlapping chatter]

- I'm supposed to have
a problem 'cause y'all do?

- I don't judge my boy.

- And that's the problem.

Hold each other accountable.

- What?
- As Black men,

like, hold each other
accountable.

- What? Accountable to what?

He didn't do--
he didn't break the law.

- Excuse me, excuse me...
- Okay.

It's not about
breaking the law.

- Excuse me, excuse me,
this is my birthday.

He invited a random
to my birthday.

- Hey, I don't judge P'jae

for testing the waters.

Let him test the waters.

- I will literally punch you
in your face.

- I'm just saying, like,
you feel me? We just--

- Both of y'all on time out.
- I'm leaving.

I hate niggas so much.

If I could be a lesbian,
I swear to God, I would.

- Whoa!
- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- I need to warm up.

- P'jae you're hot as fuck
right now, please.

I don't know what that was,

but it's not you, P'jae,
and I don't like it.

- You don't like it?
- Yeah.

- What's wrong with it?
I'm just living.

- Who's the girl?
- That's a friend.

- Who you flexing on, bro?

- Feel like he flexing
on Becky.

- If it's--yeah.
- I mean, you could--actually

you could have told me
you're bringing somebody.

You know, I drove--
I drove here with her.

You know what I'm saying?

- I didn't know you was riding
with Bri and Becky, bro.

- Hey, Beck.
- You want some wings?

- Are y'all, like,
down to get in the pool?

'Cause I really want to.
- Fuck yeah.

- Is everybody down
for the pool?

- I'm getting in.

- Pool is like
the ultimate icebreaker.

I am not feeling the vibes

in this house at all right now.

It's time to level set.

We're gonna set the stage.
We're gonna get in the pool.

I'm about to take back
control of my party, okay?

[hip-hop music]

[glass shatters]

- Hey, clap it out for him.

[cheers and applause]

- On that note,
I'm out of here.

- ♪ Ayy, ayy, gang, gang ♪

♪ Ayy, ayy, ayy, gang, gang ♪

♪ Ayy, ayy, ayy,
gang, gang ♪

♪ They say Lil Nahmir
where you been at? ♪

♪ I'm just passin' a breeze ♪

♪ I been runnin' up a check ♪

♪ That's why
these bitches on me ♪

♪ I been coolin', layin' low ♪

♪ But I'm not takin' a seat ♪

♪ But just know a nigga back ♪

♪ And this time
I won't leave ♪

- Okay, we're playing
"never have I ever."

- Never have I ever
had shower sex.

- Oh my God, you guys haven't?
- What the fuck?

[overlapping chatter]
- Okay, loser.

[overlapping chatter]

- Never have I ever fucked
someone else's man.

- Damn.
- Wait, wait, wait.

Knowingly or unknowingly?

[laughter]

- Hey, man, it happens.
Man, it happens.

[dramatic music]

- It happens.
- Maybe...

- It's the unknowingly for me.

[laughter, cheers]

- He about to get in.
- Get in here.

[indistinct conversation]

♪ ♪

- Are we getting out?

♪ ♪

[laughter]

- Hey, man, it happens.
Man, it happens.

[mellow music]

♪ ♪

- Bro that was so funny, man.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Yo, you good?

- No, not really.

♪ ♪

- I feel like you've been,
kind of, quiet towards me.

- You feel like that?

- I mean,
you haven't really said

much to me since, like,
seeing me pull up really.

So I just wanted
to check on you

and see how you was feeling.

- It's really, like, kind of,
weird that you would pull up

with a-- a chick.
But, you know--

- She's cool people.
Like, she's my friend.

Just a guest I invited out.

- That's your homegirl?

- Yeah, I mean, it's nothing
past that at the moment.

- Kind of weird for me
because now you knew

that I was going to be here
for Amanda's birthday

'cause this is my homegirl.

- I thought we all was--had
an understanding.

- But you know that
I--I'm kind of feeling you.

You know that I kind of
like you; it's obvious.

- You rode here with Jordan.
So, like, what's up with that?

- No, Jordan and I are homies.
You know that.

Why would you even
be worried about that

if you have a whole girl
that you brought here?

- Why are you worried
about the girl?

- You can do whatever the fuck
you want for sure.

- Okay.

- Yeah, I'ma have
a great-ass time.

Just make sure
your girl is cool

'cause she low-key
came at me a little bit

and I didn't appreciate it.

- I'll holler at her. I'll see.

- Yeah. What's her name?
Tallahassee or whatever?

- Name is Myami.

She's not my girl.
She's a friend.

- After the city
in the crazy-ass state Miami?

- Yeah, Miami.
Like, Miami, Florida.

- Yeah, that's very telling.

♪ ♪

- Yeah, probably.

- Okay, for sure.
I'll see you later.

- All right.

- ♪ Baby, we need
some time away ♪

♪ Baby, we need
some kind of space ♪

♪ I don't wanna feel
like this anymore ♪

♪ I don't wanna
feel like this anymore ♪

♪ 'Cause it's getting harder,
this thing ♪

♪ Tossin' and turnin' ♪

♪ Finally, I have appeared ♪

♪ All alone, exhausted ♪

♪ ♪

♪ The begging and crying phase
is over ♪

♪ I was drunk on your love,
but now I'm sober ♪

♪ ♪

- This for the grits.

Hey, boo, how you feeling?

- Hey, girl. Hungover.

- Hungover?
- Mm-hmm. You 'bout to cook?

- Yeah.

- What time you go
to sleep last night?

- I don't know.
- What was y'all doing?

- Making a baby.

- I'm not talking
about you and Tylynn.

- Oh, my bad.

- Hey, Rob.
- Top of the mornin'.

- Amanda still asleep?

- Snoozing.

So the sad news is me
and Amanda aren't going ATVing.

We're doing a little spa date.

- Rob is robbing the vibe.
- Wow!

- Was you and Jordan matching
yesterday?

- Y'all planned it, right?
- No, I mean,

okay so I asked him
for that fit for to, like,

wear to Palm Springs
and he gave me the fit.

And then I pull up to his house
and, like,

right before he leaves,
he, like, puts on that hoodie

that he ordered
and I'm like, "Okay."

- So it was a setup?
That's how it was?

- Yeah, I mean,
he was definitely

trying to be
a little matchy-matchy.

- Oh so he--

- Everyone is pressing me
about why Jordan

and I pulled up matching
and I, like, I don't know.

I feel like Jordan is, like,
making me feel like

it's something
but I'm not really sure.

So we'll just have to see
where it takes us.

- How did you feel
about yesterday?

- I feel okay.

I feel like the only person
who is really upset is Rebecca.

- Mm-hmm. The target is P'jae.

- Mm.
- Good morning.

- Do you want to talk
about last night?

- What you mean?
What about last night?

- So you can know
where my headspace is at.

Basically, I just feel like
you have me pulling up looking

like one of your bitches,
and it's like--that's not me.

- I didn't tell nobody
I was bringing you.

- Yeah.

- I'll take some blame
for that one.

- With everything that happened
yesterday,

I was thinking like
how Becky was,

kind of, redirecting
that anger towards me,

do you think she actually likes
P'jae or just, kind of, like,

it's just the fact
that they were just talking?

- No, she likes P'jae.

Like, she came back
after whatever conversation

they had last night,
like, so upset.

- Like you said,

the car I think
it was definitely intent.

- That's so weird...

- That's a lot on it for sure.

- 'Cause I would be
turned off for life.

- Maybe it's, like,
a little test in the waters.

Like, he may not know
how much she like him.

- That's not the way
to find out.

That's not the way to--
- To you.

- It's like--it's not--it's not
the traditional way.

- To your way that's maybe.

- It's not the traditional way
to find out but it's a way.

- I think he found out.
- Yeah.

- As far as you guys'
conversation,

you and Becky,
how's she feeling like?

Like, is she still feeling you?
Like--

- I mean, yeah.
When we talked that came up.

She said she still
has some feelings for me.

And to be honest I still have
some feelings for her too.

- Okay.
- But I mean, like,

we kind of have,
like, an understanding.

- Was she as transparent
about her feelings

before I got, like, here?
Or did she, like,

become more vocal about it
once she seen me pull up?

- I mean, we just never
really had

that--any type
of a conversation.

- Yeah, that's just something
you should take

into consideration.
Do you know how people are?

Like, they don't want you until
somebody else is with you.

You pull up in the car.
You pull up with

a little hottie.
You know how it goes.

- A little hottie?
- Yes. So--

- Okay, throw that in there.

- What it do, boo?

- Hey, why you didn't
tell me to get up?

- You was knocked out.

- I didn't know
the food was ready.

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

- What's up, brother?
What's the word, man?

- Good morning.

- What's good? What's good?
What's good?

- Hi.
- How are you all doing?

- Okay. So, y'all,
today is going to be super fun.

We're getting a party bus
to go ATV.

[all cheering]

- Aww, this is so cute!

- Yes.
- Thanks, baby. Wow!

- Champagne.

- Rob was really on point

setting up the massage
and the champagne.

- Hey!
- Whoo!

He really just wants to be
my piece, you know.

It kind of made up for him
getting on my nerves

the night before trying
to play devil's advocate

with the whole P'jae situation,
and so I'm happy.

This is a really,
really pleasant surprise.

I love this. I have some things
to do after the massage.

I just need to make sure
everything is in order, right?

You know what I'm wearing but I
don't know what you're wearing.

- 'Cause it's a surprise.

- It better be white or light.
Earth tones.

- See, ain't this better
than ridding through mountains

with dirt going everywhere?

- I would have to say so.
Yes.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Young nigga, rich nigga ♪

♪ I'm a big bag getter ♪

♪ Bitch nigga, snitch nigga ♪

♪ Never met a real nigga ♪

♪ Never had six figures... ♪

- So excited! Hi, Steve.

- Hi.

- Thank you for
setting this up for us.

- Oh, not a problem. We've got
some machines lined up here.

Obviously, we got
the two-seater RZRs.

A couple of quads over there.

- I want the quad.

This is definitely not
my first time riding a ATV.

I want to whip this shit
by myself.

We can be all coupled up
and cute later.

Sorry, Jerrold.
I will take this one.

- How do you get in
this motherfucker?

- You can drive.

I'ma just hold on
for dear life.

- We is already here.

- You on some
boss shit, Cheryl.

- Y'all ready to go?
- Yes

- Let's do that.

[indistinct conversation]

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- ♪ Fridgy Froze Kept ♪

♪ It's that fresh bitch ♪

♪ I be in that
prissy stone set ♪

♪ With that wet wrist ♪

♪ I be in that 750 head up ♪

♪ With that hex witch ♪

♪ I could spit
that prissy poem ♪

♪ Sex with her breakfast ♪

♪ I could break
ya nigga bone ♪

♪ Wanna bet bitch? ♪

♪ I be V.I.P.
I been knew cheddar ♪

♪ You be guest list
I be PYT ♪

♪ You Billie Jean
you been that ex bitch ♪

♪ Icy with that cicle, whoa,
it's that next shit ♪

♪ I be getting several,
you be zero ♪

♪ Bet you pressed bitch ♪

♪ I be looking
very heavy metal ♪

♪ And reflective ♪

♪ I could get that ♪

♪ ♪

- Did y'all have fun?

- That was so fun.

[overlapping chatter]

- My hair probably looks
fuckin' crazy.

- There you go.
- Thanks.

- Can we go?
[overlapping chatter]

- Bro, I don't know
about y'all,

but I was giving the person
in front of me some space

so I could just--until somebody
wanted to run me off the road.

- I did not run--I was good.

I did not run any of you
off the road.

- Are y'all having
a photoshoot?

Bro, can we take
a group picture?

- And, Myami,
do you mind taking it for us?

- One, two, three.

- All right, y'all,
this was fun.

Let's wrap this shit up,
get on the bus,

and head back home.

- So tonight,
champagne bottles are popping.

- Yes.
[cheers]

[hip-hop music]

- ♪ Ain't no time
for crazy, baby ♪

♪ You been tryin'
to count on me like... ♪

- ♪ I see you, girl ♪

- I doubt it.

- Thank you.

- ♪ Fast fast,
baby be supersonic ♪

♪ Get your gas mask ♪

♪ All them niggas tote
is tropic ♪

♪ Boy, this fast cash
Venmo me them economics ♪

- Hey, Rob.

- Man, I got your text.
This is nice.

- Look at you! Thank you.

- Okay, it came together.

- Long time no see.

So how was today for you?

- It was super chill honestly.

I know, like I said,
yesterday was crazy.

Today for us
to just decompress, chill out,

not think about all the stuff
that was going on earlier.

- Mm-hmm.
- It was pretty chill.

- You want to help me
put these cookies down?

- Yes, got you.

- Are you feeling the vibe?

- The Amanda bites.
[laughter]

Yes, these are super nice.
She's going to love these.

I really hope
Myami has on white.

Like, I went to sleep
praying like,

"I hope she has on white."

- That's all Amanda
was saying yesterday.

She was like,
"She could be here

but if she ain't got
no white or--"

both: "Earth tones."

- "Get a brown sheet
and put her on.

'Cause, it's going to be hell
if she don't have that on."

- Hello!
- Hello!

- Yes, sir.

- That's what I'm talking
about. I know that's right.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hi!

Oh, okay!

[indistinct chatter]

- You got on a black jacket
with a "S" on it.

- It was like,
"Come to Palm Springs

for the all-white dinner."
And you didn't bring the fit.

- Tell me you got another shirt
or something.

- Amanda's
gonna be mad at you.

- I have a yellow sweater
that's kind of fire.

Like, that can really replace
this shit though.

- Could it work?
- Could it work?

It could for sure work.
- Amanda's going to be mad.

- Yeah, honestly for real.
- It is her day.

- I'ma have him
real crispy out here.

Real fresh.
You know what I'm saying?

Everybody was tripping
on Coby's fit,

but you know
I had to get him right.

I can't have nobody out here

roasting my guy like that.

You always got a pack,
like, an extra outfit

just in case the homies

need a little extra flavor
on the side.

You know what I'm saying?

[cheers]

[indistinct rapping]

♪ ♪

- We should make a TikTok.
- We should.

- ♪ Beam in like I'm Scotty ♪

♪ Told her
keep the Chevy runnin' ♪

♪ I'ma pull off
with the town ♪

♪ Like put that
on my dead cousin ♪

♪ P-O, M-O,
and they niggas don't speak ♪

♪ Like bitch the Feds comin' ♪

♪ Knock-knock, who that? ♪

♪ Hey, flush the work ♪

♪ The Feds comin', uh ♪

[indistinct chatter]

- I want to fix your chain
but that's a lot.

- Fix it. Fix it then.
- No.

- Fix it.
- No.

- Fix it.

We rode together in ATVs
all day; fix it then.

[all cheering]

- Hi, gang. It's that energy.

- Yo, just go and dust
your shoulders off.

- Thank you, thank you.
I love you.

- Anything for you.
- Yes, Ty!

This is everything I asked for.

Everything I could
have imagined.

She hooks me up and holds me
down every single time.

I just love her so much.

I'm so happy that the energy
is there tonight.

Like, y'all are giving me

the vibes
that I've been looking for.

- We love you, Amanda!

- Thank y'all.
We're about to go around

and say the highlights
of the weekend.

- All right. So my favorite--
my highlight, bro,

is getting to know
the fellas more.

That was my highlight.
You know what I mean?

- Aww!

- I think the highlight
of my day was...

- Oh, what the fuck?

- You 'bout to propose?

- Oh, shit.

- Oh my God.

- Hold up.
- No, you are not.

- Let's bless our food
one time.

[all cheering]
Bless the food one time.

Can we just bless our food?

We didn't do that
before we got to the food.

Can we bless the food one time?
Can we bless the...

- Rob is a comedian at times

and I just knew he was up
to something silly of course.

I didn't think that he was
actually going to propose

because we're not ready yet.

- I would like to say
the highlight of my weekend

besides the McLaren is--

- Is me.

- No, no, don't say that.
Don't say that.

- Whoo!

- I feel like this
is like an elephant

that has been in the room.

Why did you need to come
to Palm Springs in the McLaren?

- Why not?
Like, we're on vacation.

Why not? How many times
do you go on vacation

and you get a rental?
You feel me?

- Hey, self-care
is the best care.

- Come on now.

- Okay. And one more
final question.

How is your experience going
with your special guest?

♪ ♪

- So far it's--
it's getting better.

Like, it's definitely--
right now

I think we're all
enjoying ourselves

and we're all
having a good time.

- You having a good time?
- I'm having a great time.

- Okay, cool.

- I feel like everyone's having
a great time

and that's beautiful.

- Amen.
- It's all love.

- I feel like needed
conversations needed to be had.

So cheers to communication.

- Cheers.

- Cheers to Myami being here
and in dress code.

all: Whoo!

- Thank y'all so much.

I am eternally grateful for
every last one of y'all here.

I really, really thank y'all.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Thanks for having us, cheers.
- Cheers.

- I love you, Amanda.

- Aww!

Brianna, it's all the--
it's all the vibes

coming from the left side
of the table.

- It's really the cream sweater
for me today.

- Aww!
- Aww!

[mellow music]

[phones chiming]

- That's actually
funny as fuck.

[phones chiming]

♪ ♪

- Honestly,
I'm like thrown off.

Two seconds ago
you were just all over me

and now you're saying, like,
we're doing too much.

I'm just going to get up and
remove myself from this dinner

because I don't want
to be, like,

sitting here crying by this guy
I'm not even with.

- You want to re-up?
- Yeah.

- Can we have another one
of these, please?

- Yeah, what would you like?

- Same thing she's having.
- Same thing? Okay, I got you.

- So what's up, bro?

- So I just want to have
a talk with you.

- Let's do this shit.

- Because I just feel like
the animosity

was real from the moment
that I walked in.

- No, I feel like you could
feel it from all sides.

Perspective, we did not know
you were coming.

And I think it's just me
being Amanda's friend

for real top--like top tier.

P'jae should have let us know
that he was bringing a guest.

- But I just feel like--but
if I came here with a dick--

if I came here with a dick,
bitches wouldn't be as mad.

If I was a fine ass tall nigga
that I had some money

and bread, tatted, fine...

- That was single.

- Nobody would be mad.

He pulled up
with a whole woman.

Y'all didn't even find out--

- Okay, so what are you saying?

Are you saying you guys
are just homies or what?

- I'm his friend.

I just feel like
he told me--well, was like,

"Oh, there's a girl
that I, like, mess with."

Like, that's what he said.

- Oh.
- Like before pulling up,

he told me
the name of the girl.

I didn't know
the face of the girl.

- Okay.

- But I knew the face of
the girl when I felt your vibe.

- What vibe were you getting?

- It's the women that, like,

show their sweat
and then there's women

that sweating,

but they don't sweat
on the outside.

I'm an energy reader.

You know what I'm saying?
Like, I knew who Becky was

before he told me
who Becky was.

- You did not.

No, you do--you have no idea
who the fuck I am.

'Cause, you don't--you
don't got to tell me.

- Girl, I didn't say I...

- You don't even got
to call me by Becky.

- I didn't say...

- Honestly, I introduced
myself to you as Rebecca

and that's what you should
be calling for real.

- Okay.
- I don't know

what y'all got going on
but that's not my nigga.

And I'm not worried
about you, baby.

I'm really not. We've gotta
chill on that narrative.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- What's weird?
Let's talk about it.

- 'Cause you're not gonna
just have me

as, like, a backdoor bitch.

Like, an undercover
behind-the-scenes-ass bitch.

- We have more gelato...
- Can I have the...

- We got strawberry
and vanilla. You want one?

- Can I have vanilla, please?
Thank you so much.

- Here you go.

- I'm emotional.
I really want to cry.

- I want you to just--
and you were weird for real.

- I'm actually emotional.
Please stop.

- What's weird?

- So let's be friends.

- All right.

- 'Cause you're
a fucking weirdo.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- It's really hurtful to me,
like, for you to not want

to show that you like me
in front of our friends.

Like, if you're gonna fuck
with me, like, you have to

fuck with me, like, 10/10.

You making me feel like you
fuck with me out of five

and I just will never be going
for no shit like that.

- What did she say?
- I just got dubbed just now.

- Really?
- Yes, live in the flesh.

- That's wild.
- But I agree.

Hey, I'ma kick my ankles up
like a leprechaun.

[laughter]

- Hey look, man, life goes on.

- Hey.
- Life goes on.

- Going.
- Life is going.

Life is going.
- Going.

- Hey, ladies! Hey, y'all.

- When somebody sends
an invite, you ask,

"Okay, is it okay if I come?"

- Yes, because I'm very--I'm
a very respectful person.

'Cause I don't ever want
to come in with the energy...

- Sometimes you can't get a--

- I don't ever want to come in
with the energy

that you came in with.
I don't ever want like...

- I just came in saying, "Hi."

I mean, what energy
did I come with?

- How you said
that we approached you...

- Amanda, Hey.

- I don't ever want to be
in that situation

so I check my boxes.

- Okay, pause.

- Well, you didn't even
check the boxes.

You didn't even know
who I was before you did that.

- What is the issue?

- So I was just saying,
have you spoken to Amanda

about how she feels about you
not being invited by--by you?

By you?
- Yeah.

- Amanda, let me tell you this.

My homie is inviting a bitch,
friend, cousin, sister,

whatever,
I'ma trust his decision.

Would have appreciated it more
if you would have talked to me.

Pulled me to the side
and got to know me.

I wasn't like,
"Bitch I'm popping up."

- I'll say this though; you
came with some energy though

and I didn't appreciate that.

So I'm like, "Okay, fuck it."
At this point.

- Where did everyone go?

- Okay, it sounds
Like, something's

going on at the pit.
I don't know.

- Something is for sure
going on.

- Figure it out, captain.

- And I feel like it
has to do with you.

- Yeah. And I don't know
if I want to...

- Hey look, you better
go pray on it.

- You have conversations

that need to be had in corners
that you have made.

- Oh, here we go, here we go.
- So figure it out.

- And so it begins.

- This is Amanda's birthday,
and for some reason,

it keeps coming back to P'jae.
P'jae Compton.

- I have no reason why.

- This is the thing.
I'm not a mean girl.

- That's really not us at all.

- Like I'm not a mean girl so
I didn't want to be that girl,

but at the same time
I wasn't feeling...

- Well, I really can't tell.

I'ma be honest with y'all
I couldn't tell that.

- No, because it was just
so surprising.

- Y'all don't know me.

- You know what?
Everybody keeps telling me that

and I don't want to hear
that shit no more

'cause I'm over that.
I'm done with that.

- Y'all good?
- I'm done with that.

- Hold on, guys.

- I came here to make sure
y'all was good.

- Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on.

- If y'all are not good then

I don't know
what the fuck to say.

- We are good.
- No, Mya--Myami and I--

- Time out, time out, time out.

[overlapping chatter]

One at a time.

- P'jae, you know you wrong.

Myami, I don't hold you
to the same standard

that I hold P'jae
because that's my friend.

However, I feel as though
if I was--

if I was put in your situation

this is not something
that I would just pull up on.

These are not people
that you associate with.

- These are people that I know,
these are people that I know.

- You don't know me, though,
and it's my birthday.

I'm not going to be bent like
I'ma stand with what the fuck

I said--what I said last night
and I still feel the same way.

Both of y'all are wrong.

Y'all was wrong
as two left shoes. Period.

- Oh, as two left shoes?

- If Amanda pulled up to my
motherfucking birthday

and she was on
some bad bitch shit,

I would be like,
"Amanda, fucking come here

and take a motherfucking shot
with me, bitch. The fuck?"

- Okay, are y'all serious
right now?

- Anyways like the fuck
I said, y'all are wrong.

- You are leaving on
a really bad note.

- P'jae, thank you for coming.
I'm definitely

over this conversation it's
not going to any fucking where.

- You and I already know
who the fuck you are.

- So I'm not going to talk
over eight, nine bitches.

Like, what the fuck? Bye.

- Are y'all serious?

Are you serious?

- I am, 'cause that's weird.

Like, why are you mad
because I pulled up?

- No, I came up here
and it was both of y'all.

The way you react to things
could definitely change it.

- I don't give a fuck about
how I reacted.

- No, listen.
All right, if that's how

you're going to talk,
like, there's no need to talk.

- Okay, okay, if you don't want
to talk then that's fine.

- All right like you--
- Okay, just do your thing.

- All right, man, listen.
- I'm pissed off again.

- Listen, I'm just
letting you know,

like, how you react
to things could change--

- You're faulting me
for reacting to an action?

- I'm not faulting you.

- I'm a reactor.

You're sweet. I'm sweet.

You're sour. I'm sour.

You're spicy. I'm spicier.

- Mm. So what?

- So stop playing with me.
Don't--don't--you need

to go be talking to them
and asking them.

Don't question me.

You know what the fuck
my motives are.

- I'll check on you later.

I don't know how to feel
about these girls fighting

over something that I did.

To be honest with you,

this is not the reaction
that I was expecting.

I mean, all I could think about
is talking to Becky right now.

♪ ♪

- We got to get on
the road and go.

- Is the traffic bad right now?

- No, that's why we need
to leave now.

[both laughing]

Can we just comment on how

I really wanted to test drive

the fucking rental though?

♪ ♪

- What did you end up
doing last night?

Did you sleep in your room?

- Yeah, I slept
in my room, girl.

- Oh, okay.

I was just surprised
when you went like,

"Can I ride with y'all?"

I'm like,
"Why she want to ride with us?"

- I'm ready to go.

- I heard from a little birdie

not everybody slept
in their room last night.

- Yeah, we have a guest
in our room right now.

- In the cottage?
- Mm-hmm.

P'jae is in the cottage.

♪ ♪

- You need some help?

- Yeah, you offering?

- I mean you look like
you're struggling.

Hey, last night was wild.

- Yeah, that sucked honestly.
You know,

I don't even like arguing
Like, that and especially...

- Two on one.
- Yeah, two on one.

- I felt like I was, like.

in the middle, like,
trying to play peacemaker.

- You did not do a good job.
I'm just telling you that.

- Yeah.
- You didn't do a good job.

- Yeah, I failed but it was
kind of too late by that time.

Like, I wanted to give her
space.

- My ass just lit you up.

- But I appreciate you
for letting me come through

and stay, for sure, 'cause

you always got my back
for sure.

- Yeah, you're welcome.
- I realize that.

- I really do.
I'll always have your back.

- Yeah?
What do you mean by that?

- Yeah, even though you low-key
have me out here

looking ridiculous.

- I had you looking ridiculous?
- Yeah.

The fact that I do like you,
and it did suck.

Like, I'ma just
be completely honest.

When I saw you guys, it sucked.

- When I pulled up?
- Yeah, because

I didn't--I thought
you were coming by yourself.

- In a McLaren?
- Deadass.

- Had everybody staring.

I do apologize for putting you
in that situation.

You know what I'm saying?

- Thank you.

- Maybe we could, like,
hang out sometime?

You feel me?
If you down for that?

- Yeah, I'm completely down.

- Like this whole weekend,
honestly, was wild.

I think it was needed.
Like, you know what I'm saying?

- No, it was.

- Shout out
to Amanda's birthday.

Shout out to Myami.

- For getting us
to communicate?

- Yeah.

- Good morning.

- Well, well, well,
look who it is.

- Look who it is.
- I'm so sorry.

- Why y'all walking down
from the same location?

- He was just helping me pack.

- Wasn't you over there?

- Yeah, things happened
last night.

- Hey, look, I don't know
what P'jae got going on, man.

One day girls
is arguing over him,

then he's sleeping with
another girl the next day.

There's somebody else
the second day?

Teach me your ways, bro.

Please, Mr. Bitches.
I need to be like you, bro.

- What's up, Amanda?

- Hi.
- Good morning.

- Good morning, birthday girl.

- Welcome back to life back
from the dead.

- Where's Bri at?
She came here with you.

She not here?
Where's my friend at?

- She's at home. She bounced.

- You made her mad?
- If I did, I guess so.

- Where's Myami?

- Myami caught a ride back home
to LA early this morning.

What time y'all
getting out of here?

- I'm 'bout to stay.
I'm gonna get in the pool.

I'm 'bout to...
- You 'bout that life.

Well, thank you so much.
I had an amazing weekend.

- Great time
- You're welcome, baby.

- I'll see you in LA.
- See you later.

- Bye, house.
- Bye.

See y'all in LA.

Drive safe. Palm Springs 2021.
- Ah!

[mellow music]

♪ ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I wanna see you
rock the boat back and forth ♪

♪ Lick the beach
fuck the shore ♪

♪ Make me scream all aboard ♪

♪ Don't sink
I'ma be laid back ♪

♪ Legs cracked
watch your face ♪

♪ Entertain my lap ♪

♪ If I like that,
we gon' keep it on repeat ♪

- I had so much
motherfuckin' fun.

♪ Do you know
what you're doin'? ♪

♪ Is your neck game tight? ♪

♪ Do you know how to use it? ♪

♪ Have a long conversation
with me ♪

♪ I talk back, baby,
we can get deep ♪

[moan]