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♪
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RANSOM:
Welcome back
to theCerritos, Mr. Boimler.
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When you were gone,
we tightened security protocols.
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If you run into any problems,
just flag it for Billups.
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Thank you, sir.
It's good to be back.
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Computer, pupusa, hot.
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COMPUTER:
User not recognized.
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[laughing]:
It's Ensign Boimler. Come on.
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User not recognized.
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Can you, like, hurry it up?
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Computer, any food, hot, please.
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User not recognized.
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[laughs]
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-Hmm.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What's the rush? We don't have
to report 'till 0800.
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There's a bunch I need to do
before my shift starts--
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recalibrate the omnidirectional restraints,
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prep the hyposprays...
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Wait.
Is this about Ensign Escher?
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Yes! I can't believe she got
promoted over me. I do way more.
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Escher got lucky.
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I mean, curing the Captain's
Terellian Death Syndrome?
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She was in the right place
with the right hypospray.
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Meh. I can't rely
on people getting syndromes.
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I have to show Dr. T'Ana
I've got what it takes.
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What up?
We doing sci-fi stuff today?
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Uh, got to go
kick medical butt.
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Computer, ketchup, spicy kiwi.
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[Rutherford gasps]
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[whimpers]
Mariner, are you seeing this?
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-Yeah, who messes with ketchup?
-[gasps]
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-Shaxs is alive?
-Yeah, guess so.
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Bridge officers are always
coming back from the dead.
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-You gonna finish that muffin?
-But how?
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He died in an explosion
saving my life.
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I don't know,
but whatever happened
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killed his taste buds for good.
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I mean, I don't have
all my memories,
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but I know for sure he saved me.
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They're gonna tell me
how he came back, right?
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Nope. Best to not think
about it.
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-COMPUTER: User not recognized.
-Please, just anything!
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I'm so hungry. Ah!
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[groans]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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[humming]
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Ah.
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Ensign, get in here!
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I scrubbed half the arches,
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and I won't stop
until all the bile is...
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Shut up. Listen.
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I need you to pick up
a... family heirloom
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from a-a storage unit
on Qualor II.
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-Wow! Dr. T'Ana, I'm honored!
-Ah, don't be.
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I just need
the lowest-ranking officer
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who will ask
the fewest questions.
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This is a personal mission.
Do it fast. Keep it private.
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You got it! And may I just
say I am so honored to...
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Oh, go, go! Now! Go!
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[yowling]
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Ow! Stupid doors.
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Guess who I get to meet today.
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The Creator of Fair Haven,
Captain Proton himself:
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Lieutenant Tom Paris!
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No way! That's awesome!
Is he still a salamander?
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No, that's not...
It was a celerity-induced
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accelerated somatic mutation
rate, and he's fine now.
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He was the first human
to break the transwarp barrier,
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and today,
he's on the Cerritos!
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You have a Voyager plate?
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I collect all sorts of plates,
and I love Voy.
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See, I have signatures from
all the other bridge crew--
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from Janeway all the way down
to Kim! Everyone from Voy.
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Why do you keep saying "Voy"?
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That's what I call Voyager
to save time.
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-It doesn't.
-Paris is on a handshake tour,
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telling Voy stories for morale.
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I heard Shaxs talking about it.
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It doesn't bug you
that he's back from the dead?
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Eh, bridge crew always
come back.
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Fine, but how?
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-I don't know.
-We're Lower Decks.
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We don't get to know everything
bridge crew does.
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He saved my life. You know what?
I'm gonna ask him.
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They-they don't like when people
ask how they came back, man.
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It's probably just a transporter
pattern buffer thing.
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Yeah, or a restored katra, or
a mirror universe switcheroo,
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or the Borg rebuilt him.
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Or he could be a future son
from an alternate timeline,
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or maybe he got Genesis
Deviced, or time ribboned.
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-Or he was trapped in the Nexus.
-Nexus, time ribbon, same thing.
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Point is, this stuff always
happens, even on Voy.
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Wow. That does actually
save a ton of time.
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I'm an engineer.
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Solving impossible problems
is what I do.
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[groans]
I can't let it go.
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And I can't let Tom Paris go,
not until he signs my plate.
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[groans]
Damn it.
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This has been happening
all day.
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Yeah, they beefed up security
around here
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while you were gone
'cause of the Pakled attacks.
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-[groans]
-Get Billups to put you
back in the system.
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I am in the system.
It should be working.
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-[grunts]
-[gasps]
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Ha!
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Mariner, hey! Dr. T'Ana just
gave me a super cool mission,
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and I can take someone along.
You want to come with?
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Wait. Me? Not Rutherford?
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Yeah, 'cause you know
what I realized?
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You and me have never done
a mission together.
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What? No, we must have.
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-Nuh-uh, not just the two of us.
-Well, shoot, girl.
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Then it's about time.
Let's do this!
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Mariner and Tendi on a...
[singsongy]: girls' trip!
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Girls' trip!
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[humming]
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Oh. [groans]
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-Computer, manual override.
-COMPUTER: Request denied.
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-Unauthorized personnel.
-[groans] Let me through!
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-[groaning]
-What up, Boimler?
Need help with that door, buddy?
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No, I'm fine.
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Hey, maybe you aren't back
in the system.
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I could carry you across
the threshold like a bride.
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Yeah, okay, Jet,
get out of here.
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I don't need you or anyone else
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to babysit me
through my own ship. I'm fine.
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All right, all right, all right.
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[groans]
Aw.
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Mm, mm, mm.
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I'll show you unauthorized.
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Just... 200... more... rungs.
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MARINER: So weird we haven't
teamed up before now.
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Sort of like
a glaring omission.
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You always get paired
with Boimler,
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and I'm always with Rutherford.
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We should switch it up
more often.
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Totally.
Qualor is awesome, by the way.
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You can get any drink
in the form of a slushie.
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We got to get, like,
five slushies.
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Dr. T'Ana seemed like
she wanted me to rush.
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Who rushes a family heirloom?
It'll be fine.
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-It's like, old, right?
-Yeah, I-I guess you're right.
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TENDI:
Yeah! [laughs]
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-[Mariner laughing]
-TENDI: Whoa! Yeah!
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[hardcore Klingon music playing]
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No one's accessed this bin
for years.
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You got authorization?
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Yup, right there.
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Is this Gik'Tal?
I love that song,
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where they sing over the wails
of the dishonored.
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"Gre'thor Paradise."
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Yeah, I saw them perform that
live on Akstin.
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They had an actual chorus
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of disgraced Klingons
lamenting on stage.
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-Oh, my gosh,
that sounds awesome!
-It was.
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I'll go poke around back there
and see what I can find.
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Shouldn't be long.
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Whoa. What? Stop.
You're into Klingon acid punk?
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Are you kidding?
Why even listen to Klingon
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if it isn't punky or acidic?
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No way. I've never heard you
say anything about that.
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Well, that's weird,
because I talk
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to Rutherford about it
constantly.
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It's neat that after spending
all this time together,
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you can still learn something
about a friend.
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Yeah, I-I guess we just...
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All right. [grunts]
Here you go.
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-Whoa.
-Whoa.
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[both grunting]
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Uh, when you said heirloom,
I thought it was going to be,
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like, a Caitian vase or
something. What is this exactly?
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I didn't ask.
Dr. T. is very private.
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Oh, let's open it up
and take a look.
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We really shouldn't.
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Come on!
[singsongy]: Girls' trip!
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Come on.
One little peek won't hurt.
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It'll be our secret. We won't
even tell Boimler or Rutherford.
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-Mm, maybe just a quick
girls' peek.
-Girls' peek!
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Huh.
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It's just, like,
a wooden statue thingy?
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I wonder why
she's so wound up about this.
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[laughing]:
Oh, no.
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-What?
-It's not a statue.
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It's a Caitian Libido Post.
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Libido? Wait.
Oh, is that a sex thing?
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A Caitian has to be...
intimate once a year,
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or their hormones
make them crazy.
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It's like a Vulcan
on Pon Farr.
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Caitians have a bunch
of hormonal events like that.
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[laughs]
Ew.
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Oh, look at these claw marks.
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They're like, from her horny
great-grandma! Ew! Like...
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Hi, Tendi. Hi, Tendi.
My name is Jeremy.
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I'm an important cultural
sex toy from the past.
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-[laughs]
-Please deliver me
to Dr. T'Ana so I...
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Aah! I can't believe
you're touching it.
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Oh, my God, I'm touching it
with my bare hands.
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Put it back! put it back!
Put it back!
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Oh, just-just angle it
towards the...
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-[screams]
-Grab it!
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[screams]
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-[Mariner whimpers]
-TENDI: No, no, no, no, no!
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-This can't be happening!
-Well, maybe she won't
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-notice.
-It's the face!
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Dr. T'Ana's going to know
I violated her trust.
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I'm gonna get fired! Oh.
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Hey, no. Stop that. No. No one's
getting fired over Jeremy, okay?
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I've fixed stuff
like this before.
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You-you have?
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Yeah. No, I accidentally
ran over Worf's mek'leth
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back on Deep Space 9,
and I had it fixed
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before he even knew it was gone.
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What-what were you doing
on Deep Space 9?
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I served there back before I was
on the Quito. You know that.
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No, I thought that the Cerritos
was your first ship.
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Seriously?
Dude, it's, like, my fifth.
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I talk about my other ships
all the time.
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Well, this is
the first I'm hearing about it.
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It's sort of a big part
of who I am.
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Uh, whatever.
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I know a fixer on Bonestell
who can repair anything.
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It's a quick warp, then we'll
head back to the Cerritos
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with a nonruined post for T'Ana.
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Uh, okay.
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Well,
as long as we're back on time.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we should be.
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Yeah, uh, let's just get moving.
[chuckles]
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-Girls' trip.
-TENDI: Girls' trip.
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[gasps]
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-Rutherford.
-Sir.
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We've got
this Tom Paris thing later,
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but maybe after that,
racquetball?
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You sure you're up for that?
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You know,
with what you went through?
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Eh, that place
did take a lot out of me.
238
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,444
-But not
my killer serve. [laughs]
-[Billups laughs]
239
00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:37,315
Ah, Shaxs, you always get me.
240
00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:39,274
Help you, Ensign?
241
00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:40,754
Oh. [chuckles]
I just...
242
00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,060
The truth is
I was just wondering how...
243
00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:44,932
CODY:
Whoa, Shaxs is back?
244
00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:47,761
Didn't you die? How the heck
did you come back to life?
245
00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:49,850
-[all gasp]
-SHAXS: Oh.
246
00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:52,504
Lieutenant Junior Grade Cody,
that is out of line!
247
00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:55,377
Report to your supervisor
for immediate reassignment.
248
00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:56,987
I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to...
249
00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:59,163
[crying]:
Just go.
250
00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,513
But he was dead. I...
251
00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:03,515
[breathes deeply]
252
00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,953
What was it you wanted to ask?
253
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,955
[chuckles]:
Oh, uh, uh...
254
00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:10,479
Uh, how do you hit
a racquetball?
255
00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,176
With a racket.
256
00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,788
Oh! Right. Cool.
257
00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,528
So, you, uh,
still having flashbacks?
258
00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:19,140
Having one right now.
259
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,406
ADDIX:
Yeah, I can fix it. The trick is
260
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,277
making it look
like it was never damaged.
261
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,539
And how much
will that put us back?
262
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,411
For my old friend
Beckett Mariner?
263
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:31,369
Double. 50 strips.
264
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,981
What-- 50? Where are we supposed
to find that much latinum?
265
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,809
You've got a deal.
266
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,506
What are you doing?
We can't afford that.
267
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,203
Yes, we can.
We just need to find
268
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,552
the biggest,
dumbest guys in here.
269
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:42,032
-[laughs]
-[indistinct chatter]
270
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,908
Come on, come on.
271
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:51,041
[growls]
Cheater!
272
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,348
You claimed
you were only a beginner.
273
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,916
Yeah, I'm beginning
to school your ugly ass.
274
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,874
-How dare you!
-Hey! No fighting.
275
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,833
I just got that table rejotted.
276
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:02,444
You want to finish this game,
you do it with proxies.
277
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,142
Works for me. My partner's
even better than I am.
278
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:08,450
[scoffs] An Orion? She will use
her pheromones to cheat us.
279
00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,365
[gasps]
No, she won't.
280
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,976
Oh, that is
such a messed up thing to say.
281
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,283
But, like, could you, you know,
just, like, juice it a bit?
282
00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,850
-Just a little?
-[gasps] Mariner!
283
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,416
Of course not.
I'm not even that kind of Orion.
284
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,288
I can't believe
you'd even say that.
285
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,203
Uh, just checking.
No, no. No, you got this.
286
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,334
-Take a shot.
-[Tendi sighs]
287
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,859
Uh...
288
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,034
Uh... Come on.
289
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:29,471
-[growls]
-[Mariner grunts]
290
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,083
-[gasps]
-I won?
-[crowd cheering]
291
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,476
I won!
292
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,217
-Yeah!
-[chanting]: Dom-jot! Dom-jot!
293
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,871
All right, pay up.
294
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:40,874
Cheaters don't deserve
Nausicaan latinum.
295
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,571
[grunts]
296
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,486
No!
297
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:47,010
-Hey! What'd I say
about... Whoa!
-[grunts]
298
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,446
Oh, crap! Okay, guys, listen.
299
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,926
I know we may not look
like a lot,
300
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,101
but when it comes to a fight,
301
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,581
us Starfleet officers
are trained to...
302
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:53,887
-Latinum!
-[Nausicaans growl]
303
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,453
Tendi, run!
304
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,499
[Boimler grunting, straining]
305
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,895
[panting]
306
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,635
If I follow this path,
I'll be on the catwalk
307
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,942
above the grav stabilizer's
static diffusers.
308
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:08,423
[exhales] Almost to the bridge.
Don't worry, plate.
309
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,425
There's no plausible reason
why anyone should be purging
310
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:11,992
the static right now.
311
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,954
It's a pleasure to have you
on my bridge, Lieutenant Paris.
312
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,913
Pleasure's all mine,
Captain Freeman.
313
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,610
Mind if I give her a whirl?
I hear
314
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:24,308
-these Cali-class engines
can purr.
-Of course.
315
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,354
Just don't send us
to the Delta Quadrant.
316
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:28,008
[all laugh]
317
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,966
All right.
318
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,447
Oh, no. Oh, no.
319
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,970
[shrieks]
320
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,452
Computer, emergency shutdown!
321
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,019
COMPUTER:
Authorization not recognized.
322
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:42,587
You don't need authorization
in an emergency!
323
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:46,330
[exhales]
Ah, my plate. Okay.
324
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,985
She's okay. [kisses]
Aah! Hot plate. Ow, my lips.
325
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,508
Okay, I'm fine.
The plate is fine.
326
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,293
Got to keep moving.
327
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:55,949
[yowls]
Where the hell are you, Ensign?
328
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,125
My fur feels
like it's covered in poison.
329
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,518
We're on our way back.
The package is completely intact
330
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,085
-and...
-Hurry!
331
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,131
[groans] This was supposed to be
my chance
332
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:07,090
to show Dr. T'Ana that I'm ready
for more, but I failed her!
333
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,526
Uh, look,
don't be so hard on yourself.
334
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,137
-It was just a mistake.
-I don't get
335
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,747
to make mistakes like you do.
336
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,444
It was hard
getting into the Academy.
337
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:15,272
There's still a lot of stigma
around Orions.
338
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:18,362
A lot of humans think
we're all thieves and pirates.
339
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:19,711
Wait.
340
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,191
My cousin works
in a thieves' den
341
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,671
in a pirate outpost
in this sector.
342
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,325
-He might be able
to help us out.
-Uh, okay.
343
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,327
As long as you aren't bothered
by the optics,
344
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,981
-I mean, it works for me.
-[sighs]
345
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,634
Well, these are bad Orions.
346
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,028
They'd kill you on the spot
just for being human.
347
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:35,727
-Well, I'm not into that.
-But don't worry, I have a plan.
348
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:40,254
[gasps]
All right, undercover op.
349
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,517
[grunting]
350
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,262
[Rutherford grunts]
351
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,525
Just got to focus on work.
352
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,048
[exhales]
Come on. Focus.
353
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:54,659
Rutherford. I fought my way
out of the multiverse.
354
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:57,749
That is a lie. The Borg
put my body into the Collective.
355
00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,187
You...
[stammers]
356
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:03,494
A microscopic civilization
brought me back to life
357
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:06,541
to harness the powers of my body
with a tiny Dyson sphere.
358
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:09,152
-Uh...
-It was no transporter accident.
359
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,241
-Resistance is futile.
-Mirror, mirror, mirror.
360
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,722
What was the deal with T'Pol's
hair for that one year?
361
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,550
-In the Nexus,
it's always Christmas.
-[screams]
362
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:16,768
I got to know!
363
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,727
[panting]
364
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,564
Honestly, this feels wrong.
365
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,566
I mean, just please don't take
any pictures of me.
366
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,698
Okay, remember,
the effect won't last long,
367
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,570
so we need to find D'Onni quick.
368
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:38,747
Well, what if I don't sound
like an Orion, though?
369
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,618
Just talk like a pirate.
370
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:44,709
[imitating pirate]: Arr, how ye
be doing today, me fellow Orion?
371
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,234
Uh, why are you talking
like that?
372
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:48,670
-Allergies.
-[normal voice]: Yeah,
I'm allergic
373
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,498
to, um, uh, pheromones.
374
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:51,629
-Oh, I hear you.
-[metal clanging]
375
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,196
They're really bad
this time of year.
376
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,546
That's D'Onni up there.
377
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:59,289
-He does art forgeries.
-Uh, and he's hot?
378
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,466
Tendi, you got to warn me
if we're gonna be meeting up
379
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,772
with a sexy bad boy.
380
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,295
That's my type.
Well, one of my types.
381
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,775
You have a thing for bad boys?
382
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,733
Oh, I'm always dating bad boys,
383
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,692
bad girls,
bad gender nonbinary babes,
384
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:13,086
ruthless alien masterminds,
bad Bynars.
385
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,610
Huh. I don't know if I've
ever seen you date anyone.
386
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,220
You usually seem to be
with Boimler.
387
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,266
[laughs]:
What? Ew, no! What?
388
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:21,572
-Ew, that is so messed up.
-What? I don't know. You guys
389
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:23,270
practically sleep
in the same bunk.
390
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:24,793
Ew, we do not! Ew!
391
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,621
He's like a pet. Yuck.
392
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,101
What, are you
and Rutherford dating?
393
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,580
-TENDI: Not really.
-Cousin?
394
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,148
[gasps]
Biceps.
395
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,542
You shouldn't be here.
If the Syndicate catches me
396
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,283
-talking to... [grunts]
-You'll do
what I tell you to do,
397
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,154
you dumb-face jerk!
398
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,331
-Holy crap,
who are you right now?
-It's an Orion thing.
399
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,116
It actually makes me
really uncomfortable.
400
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,857
D'Onni, I have a piece of, uh,
loot I need you to repair.
401
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,816
It has to look like
it was never broken in order
402
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,731
to rip someone off.
403
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:52,603
Anything for you, Mistress
of the Winter Constellations.
404
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,562
Mistress of the Winter Constella...?
405
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,651
What? Okay, you got to do this
on the Cerritos.
406
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:59,306
Don't tell anyone. That's a name
I left behind long ago.
407
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,655
I'll try, but it's...
408
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:03,832
-Oh, crap.
-D'Vana, what is this?
409
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,617
-Is she an imposter?
-Shut up and do your job!
410
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:09,490
"D'Vana"? Is that some other
weird title you've got?
411
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,231
It's my name.
412
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,754
-Oh.
-TENDI: What,
413
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:15,235
you don't even know
my first name?
414
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,323
I thought it was Tendi,
415
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,151
like, with no last name.
Like Odo.
416
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,892
We have been working together
for over a year, Beckett.
417
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:23,330
-Well, now you're
just showing off.
-You don't know me at all.
418
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,941
-Well, you don't know me.
-Hey! You don't have allergies!
419
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,377
Uh...
420
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,510
She's wearing false green!
Grab her!
421
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:31,294
[crowd clamoring]
422
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,606
-[grunts]
-[crowd shouts]
423
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:39,868
[Mariner and Tendi grunt]
424
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,826
-Get her!
-[crowd clamoring]
425
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,699
-[Mariner and Tendi panting]
-False green! False green!
426
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:45,743
Run!
427
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,661
[panting]
428
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,185
Why don't you just do
429
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,490
your "bossing everyone around"
voice again?
430
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,318
Yeah, it doesn't work
on angry mobs.
431
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:58,191
Which you would know if you knew
anything about me or Orions.
432
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,757
You're the one who wanted
to do a girls' trip.
433
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,368
Because I thought
we were friends!
434
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:02,412
Yeah, well, apparently,
435
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:03,457
we're just people
who work together.
436
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,675
Yeah, soon we'll just be people
437
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:05,894
who get our asses kicked
together.
438
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,504
[male breathing heavily]
439
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,767
[growls, grunts]
440
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,378
[grunts]
441
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,249
[panting]
442
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,991
TENDI: [groans]
They're all over the lift.
443
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,472
[squeaking]
444
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,649
Hope you like climbing.
445
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,913
[grunting]
446
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,742
Ha! Nobody knows the Cerritos
like Bradward Boimler.
447
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:30,571
[yelps] Fine. You want
to play it that way, Cerritos?
448
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,355
I know another way.
Because I know you,
449
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,748
like you should know me.
450
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,489
-[yelps]
-COMPUTER: Access denied.
451
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,360
Oh, no, no, no.
This can't be happening.
452
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,753
First I get kicked off
the Titan.
453
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,581
Then the Cerritos
doesn't even know me anymore?
454
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,018
Where do I belong?
[cries]: Aw.
455
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,327
Come on, Brad.
This is your home.
456
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,632
You're right where you belong.
457
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,678
Then why am I gonna die
in a Jefferies tube?
458
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,811
[chuckles]: You're not.
You are Brad Boimler.
459
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,813
And you've been
in tougher spots than this.
460
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:58,773
Now open up a panel and
start figuring out a solution.
461
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,253
[sniffling]
You're right.
462
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,602
Thanks, Tom Paris.
463
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,952
[grunting, sniffles]
464
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:06,520
-I am a little worried
about the fumes in here though.
-[coughs]
465
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,391
-You know,
since you're talking to a plate.
-[grunts]
466
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,915
I don't know. I kinda like 'em.
[giggles]
467
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:14,702
[grunting]
468
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,573
[shouts]
469
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,488
There!
470
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:19,881
Don't let 'em get away!
471
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,926
[shouting]
472
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,754
[grunting]
473
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,887
[gasping]
474
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,018
[grunts]
475
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,977
Leave us alone!
This isn't nice!
476
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,587
Yes. Wait, no!
477
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,632
-Keep cutting!
-[grunts]
478
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:32,676
[gasps]
479
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,678
[grunting]
480
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,506
[gasps]
481
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:38,987
[grunting]
482
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,468
-[grunts loudly]
-[shouts]
483
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:42,817
[grunts]
484
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,601
-[straining]
-[grunting]
485
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,473
The post. It's too heavy.
486
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:47,735
I can't pull you both up!
487
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:50,390
[grunting, growling]
488
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,913
Take it! Get out of here
489
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,044
-before it's too late! [grunts]
-[gasps]
490
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,698
No way! I'm not leaving you!
491
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,527
-[shouts]
-Tendi, no!
492
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,486
-Not the post!
-[screams]
493
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,531
[grunting, panting]
494
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:11,150
♪
495
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:13,935
-Deck 15.
-Wait!
496
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:15,719
[grunting]
497
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,634
-[panting]
-[whirring]
498
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,593
Whoa. Baby Bear.
What's the matter?
499
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:20,637
I know I'm not supposed
to ask you
500
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:21,812
how you came back from the dead,
501
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,553
but I know it was my fault
that you died.
502
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:24,859
And maybe if you tell me
how you came back,
503
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,339
I won't feel as guilty anymore!
504
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:27,557
Turbolift, halt.
505
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:28,558
[whirring stops]
506
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,647
It wasn't your fault.
507
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:32,562
Saving you was my duty.
508
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,478
There's a reason we don't tell
anyone how we come back.
509
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,959
I know. You can't tell me
because I'm just an ensign.
510
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,743
It's nothing to do with rank,
son.
511
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:43,617
We're sparing you dark truths
about scientific depravity
512
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,446
that would haunt you
for the rest of your days.
513
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,969
Once you know,
514
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:52,016
you can never go back to being
the man you were before.
515
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,670
Works for me! Tell me, tell me!
516
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:56,499
Okay. So, death is
the first thing that happens.
517
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,980
And then-- Oh, wait, you do know
about the black mountain, right?
518
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,982
-Uh, the what now?
-The black mountain
519
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,680
is a spiritual battleground
your soul goes
520
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:04,899
[muffled]:
where you have to fight
521
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,858
three faceless apparitions
of your father.
522
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:10,818
[fading]:
...the surviving father
makes you eat your heart...
523
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:13,081
[groans]
Personal log. [sniffles]
524
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,952
I'm trapped
because of a computer glitch,
525
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,738
or perhaps it is I
who is the glitch.
526
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:20,044
COMPUTER:
Personal log cannot be recorded.
527
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,698
[shouts] I'm gonna die
528
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:22,960
and it's all
because of this stupid plate!
529
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,571
-[shouts]
-Don't do it, Bradward!
530
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,573
-Not the plate!
-[cackling]
531
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:28,662
Uh, huh? Oh, God.
532
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,881
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
[shouts]
533
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:33,406
[grunts, groans]
534
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:36,104
I... do exist!
535
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,019
-Tom Paris!
-A Kazon!
536
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,151
Tom Paris, can I just say that
I'm a really huge fan and I have
537
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,849
-a plate for you... [screams]
-[shouts]
538
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:44,547
[trilling]
539
00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:46,680
[exhales] Thanks for saving
my ass back there.
540
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,595
You've saved mine plenty
of times.
541
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,118
I'm sorry you brought me
instead of Rutherford.
542
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,685
But, you know, don't feel bad
543
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:52,947
that you don't know much
about my life.
544
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,557
I keep it vague on purpose.
545
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:55,558
Well, why?
546
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,430
Every time I open up,
547
00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,040
people get promoted
and take off.
548
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,824
It's better
to just keep it surface level
549
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:01,825
and never have friends,
550
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,218
instead of always losing them.
551
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,785
Well, don't apologize.
552
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:06,743
I was hoping this trip
would be a way for us to bond,
553
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,789
but it's just been a big mess.
554
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,660
And the reason
you don't know much about me?
555
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:13,228
That's my fault. I'm always so
busy making everyone else happy
556
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,751
that I never open up.
557
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,666
Now you know more about me
than Rutherford does.
558
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,798
And I'm glad I do.
559
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,190
Me, too.
560
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:22,455
[sighs]
What are you gonna tell the doc?
561
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,892
That I was curious
and accidentally broke her post.
562
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,633
It'll be interesting
getting in trouble.
563
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,069
I've never done that before.
564
00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:29,853
And I can say two things:
565
00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:31,594
you're a really good person.
566
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:32,595
Aw, thanks.
567
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:33,640
What's the other thing?
568
00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,250
Your plan sucks. New plan.
569
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,904
TENDI:
Oh, my gosh.
570
00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,558
-What are you doing?
-Buckle up, D'Vana.
571
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,168
We might have been coworkers
this morning,
572
00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:41,822
but now we're friends!
573
00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:44,694
Computer, ramming speed!
574
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:47,610
Friendship!
575
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,656
This is how we kick ass
in the Delta Quadrant.
576
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:50,657
Ki-ya!
577
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,528
[shouting, groaning]
578
00:21:52,572 --> 00:21:54,487
-[laughs]
-[groaning]
579
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,924
Uh, Captain, Shuttle Four
is on a collision course
580
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,055
-with the ship.
-FREEMAN: What?
581
00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,056
Uh...
582
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,667
Stop! Stop!
583
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:05,802
[groans]
Damage report?
584
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:06,803
None.
585
00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:08,065
That was weird.
586
00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:10,111
♪
587
00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:13,723
What the hell were you thinking?
588
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,159
A bee got in the shuttle, sir.
589
00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:17,640
It flew right in my face.
Totally my fault.
590
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:21,209
A bee? How did a bee get
in the shuttle in space?!
591
00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:22,515
[trilling]
592
00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:25,518
[sighs]
Dr. T'Ana, I'm so sorry,
593
00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:27,520
but I'm afraid your special
family heirloom is broken.
594
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,217
And I wish I could say that it
was because of something else,
595
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,610
-but...
-MARINER: Totally my fault.
596
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:32,046
Sorry, Doc.
Big old bee got in the shuttle.
597
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:33,221
Just messed everything up.
598
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,962
You are so going
to the brig for this.
599
00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:37,051
Send the bee to the brig!
It's the bee's fault!
600
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:38,748
I'm really sorry.
601
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,968
[grunts]
Don't worry about it.
602
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,012
W-- You're not mad?
603
00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,666
[creaking]
604
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,233
I don't care
about that old post.
605
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:47,278
What I needed was the box.
606
00:22:51,979 --> 00:22:54,242
[purring, meows]
607
00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:56,026
Mmm.
[sighing]
608
00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:58,202
There's-- That's the stuff.
609
00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:01,815
♪
610
00:23:01,858 --> 00:23:03,120
TENDI:
Ooh, have you heard this one?
611
00:23:03,164 --> 00:23:04,208
It's my favorite.
612
00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:06,036
It's all
about the Caves of No'Mat.
613
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,256
Acid punkers love singing
about caves!
614
00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:09,736
-[door whooshes open, shut]
-Oh, hello.
615
00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:11,564
Check it out. No more glitch.
616
00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:13,043
I'm authorized!
617
00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:15,959
Did you get your bowl signed
by Chakotay or whatever?
618
00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:17,961
Tom Paris. And, no, not yet.
619
00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:20,964
But this black eye he gave me is
way cooler than a signed plate.
620
00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:22,705
True. There's, like,
only a couple of people
621
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,881
in the quadrant who can say
they got beat up by Tom Paris.
622
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:27,362
Even better, as an apology,
we're getting drinks tonight.
623
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,669
So I still have a chance
for him to sign it.
624
00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:31,192
[groans]
625
00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:32,759
Oh, no. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
626
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:33,803
Computer, open the door!
627
00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,326
I got to get to the bar!
Come on!
628
00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:36,806
Uh, that's-that's not a door.
629
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,329
It's just a wall with a seam.
630
00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:41,289
Oh. [chuckles] Right.
I may have a concussion.
631
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:44,292
-[door whooshes shut]
-Oh, Rutherford, did you ever
find out how Shaxs came back?
632
00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:45,946
[screams]
Oh.
633
00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:48,122
No. No, I did not.
634
00:23:48,165 --> 00:23:50,254
Aw, boo. We never get to know
the cool stuff.
635
00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:52,126
Or maybe they're just sparing us
from knowing
636
00:23:52,169 --> 00:23:55,782
horrible, horrible things
that-that happen to good people.
637
00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:57,653
Yea, it definitely isn't that.
They're just jerks.
638
00:23:57,697 --> 00:23:59,655
Ooh, this one's about a Klingon
who eats his own hand.
639
00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:00,917
Yeah, play it!
640
00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:02,963
[Klingon punk music playing]
641
00:24:03,006 --> 00:24:05,356
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
access.wgbh.org
642
00:25:00,455 --> 00:25:02,022
[man imitates weapons firing]
643
00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:05,982
Chirp.
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