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CHARLES:
We need to find someone who knew him.
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‐ They're holding a memorial for
Tim Kono in the lobby in 10 minutes.
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‐ I'm sure we're all grieving
the loss of Tim Kono.
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‐ Ooh, a therapist is
always a fun suspect.
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‐ I lived next to that miserable
man for eight years,
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and I need those extra rooms.
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‐ Wouldn't be the first New Yorker
to kill for good real estate.
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Were you close to Tim?
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‐ My cat. She died last night.
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‐ I really did not want this
to become a regular thing,
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but I am strapped.
‐ Dad.
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‐ Your building fees are
eight months past due.
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Don't fuck with me, Oliver.
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‐ I would love to look at those complaints
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about Tim Kono.
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‐ Buy two, and I'll throw in the file.
Buy three,
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and I'll fill you in on the stuff
that was too juicy to write down.
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‐ You can't disappear
for 10 years, then show up
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and start dragging up a bunch
of shit from when we were kids.
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‐ Oscar's getting out, Tim.
You can make things right.
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You know what happened that night.
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‐ They're cleaning out
Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow,
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so we're gonna look around
for clues before everything's gone.
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Bloody cat prints!
‐ My beautiful Evelyn.
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‐ The cat was here after Tim died.
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I think our list of suspects
just got a little longer.
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♪
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♪ bombastic Broadway‐style music ♪
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‐ This is Splash! The Musical.
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Not squirt. Not tinkle.
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Splash!
TEDDY: Oliver,
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you said this was a social dinner.
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‐ Well, it's a good thing dinner's over
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because I have this
new idea for the set.
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‐ We already built a set.
‐ Y‐you're four mill over budget.
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‐ No, no, no, no. W‐w‐we need
a set that no one has seen.
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A pier high above the stage.
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A pool built directly into the floor.
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‐ A pool?
‐ Yeah, picture it.
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You're dancing,
kickin' up water like Singin' In The Rain.
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Then,
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you lower the floor...
[sliding]
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[gasps]
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And you can dive down! Splash!
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And do some fantastic synchronized
swimming choreography.
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‐ This seems insane.
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Right, Teddy?
‐ When isn't it?
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OLIVER:
Teddy...
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look at Roberta, please.
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‐ Hello, Roberta.
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‐ Hi, Teddy.
‐ Now...
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[Roberta giggles]
...picture me at 28.
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The opening night of
my first Off‐Broadway show.
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Way off. Off, off, off, off, off.
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And I look across the room,
and I see this beautiful woman,
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totally out of my league.
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And I figure, if I've got a shot,
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I gotta go all in.
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♪
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So I slowly saunter over, and I say,
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"Oh, hello. I'm Oliver Putnam,
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and I would like to take you
to dinner right now."
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And she smiles and says,
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"Fat chance."
‐ "Hell no."
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‐ And then I said, "How about a snack?"
[Roberta laughs]
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‐ Who says no to a snack?
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‐ So we go to the Shining Star Diner
across the street,
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and I tell her that I will, some day,
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direct every big Broadway show,
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and, some day, I'm going to marry her.
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And she laughs and says,
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"Sure you will."
‐ "Hell no!"
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‐ And then I point over here
to the Arconia, and I say,
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"And, some day,
I'm gonna live in that place."
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And Roberta says...
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‐ "Now, you're talking."
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[both laugh]
OLIVER: Teddy,
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look who married way out of his league
and lives four floors above you.
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[Teddy sighs, laughs]
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All that we have done together.
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This is our big one.
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You gotta dive all in with me.
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♪
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‐ [sighs] Oliver...
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I do like the pool.
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‐ Ha!
[laughter]
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Let me top you off.
‐ Fine, but just a splash.
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[laughs]
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‐ Let's all make a fuckin' splash,
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shall we?
[glasses clink]
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♪ lively theme song playing ♪
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♪ vocalizing ♪
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♪ concertina playing ♪
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♪
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♪ concertina continues ♪
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CHARLES:
How well do you know your neighbors?
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You see many of them every day,
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but have you ever wondered,
could they harm me?
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Or even kill?
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Tim Kono was murdered
by someone in this building,
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which means‐‐
‐ Okay, I'm sorry. Cut.
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‐ What's the matter?
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‐ You are scoring a murder mystery,
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not DJing a hobbit's wedding.
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‐ The concertina can be very haunting.
It transports.
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‐ Yeah well, it transports me
back to 1800s Ireland.
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I feel like I'm in the middle
of the Potato Famine.
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[playing]
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Don't I get a say after I invested
in all this lovely equipment?
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‐ I'm not paying for any
of this, by the way.
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‐ Of course not!
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I wasn't gonna ask you to chip in,
even though it is... our podcast.
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‐ Let's see if Mabel's free.
I'll call her.
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Or should I text?
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‐ Calls bother them for some reason.
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‐ Yeah. I think it's a text.
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[knocking]
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What sounds more casual?
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"Dear Mabel" or "Greetings, Mabel"?
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‐ Hey.
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[elevator dings]
Ooh, our last Gut Milk shipment.
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‐ Your next Gut Milk shipment.
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[Oliver growls]
Plus,
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I wrote down everything I could
about that shit ball Tim Kono.
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May he rest in peace. But,
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if anybody catches you with this...
‐ I will burn it
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and snort the ashes like it's 1982.
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Don't you worry.
‐ [laughs] Oh, and this is from Bunny.
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‐ "If you do not pay
within the next 24 hours,
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your water and power will be shut off."
She said I had two weeks!
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‐ She wants your ass out, baby.
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Gotta give Bunny her money!
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[sighs]
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‐ Hey! I figured out the perfect
greeting for the text!
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[text chimes]
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[text chimes]
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[typing, text chimes]
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[text chimes]
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[text chimes]
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[text chimes]
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[crowd cheering]
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[laughs]
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♪
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‐ And these are...
‐ Candid photos I took of our neighbors,
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matched with official complaints
we got from Ursula.
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‐ Cool, but why are they all selfies?
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‐ So I don't draw suspicion.
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‐ I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
So‐so you think that Sting,
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musical icon Sting, killed Tim Kono?
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‐ I'm just a fan.
He lives in the building,
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and I always wanted
a picture with him. You know.
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I'll move it over here.
I could get him to sign it later.
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‐ How do we even start with these?
‐ Well...
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how do you sculpt an elephant?
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You start with a block of marble,
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and you chip away
everything that isn't elephant.
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We do the same thing.
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We eliminate everyone who isn't a killer,
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until we're left with the person who is.
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‐ Intriguing, and yet totally backwards.
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When you cast a show, you don't say,
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"I'm looking for not a Brad Pitt‐type."
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You say who you are looking for.
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‐ Alright. I am looking for a guy
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I saw going up the stairs
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in a tie‐dyed hoodie
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the night of the fire alarm when Tim died.
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And I'm looking for the mysterious...
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Tim's fiancée.
[Oliver groans]
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‐ What if tie‐dye guy is the fiancée?
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‐ Guys, guys, guys.
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We need one lead.
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One lead.
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Stop!
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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I know how to do this.
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♪ jazzy Broadway‐style music ♪
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[echoing stamp]
Congrats!
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On making it this far.
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You should all feel very proud indeed.
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But as you know, there can only be one
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Tim Kono's murderer.
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I'm looking for motive.
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I'm looking for means.
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But most of all...
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I'm looking for moxie. [snickers]
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Ah!
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The needy therapist.
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‐ I did it. I'm a bad therapist.
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[slapping]
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‐ Okay, you know what?
I can't with the neediness.
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Step to the back line, please. Quickly.
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♪ brassy accent ♪
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♪
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Okay, ye‐‐ Ladies,
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I‐I don't have a clue
what's happening here,
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but none of it's interesting.
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Ah!
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The murderous matriarch from next door.
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‐ I did it.
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And I would do it again
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for the square footage
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and that view.
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‐ The only view you're going to have
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is from the back line!
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[sucks tongue]
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No one wants a murder podcast
about real estate!
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[sighs]
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People, you‐you can't look
like you want it too much.
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Big mistake.
BUNNY [singing]: Pay your bills!
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♪ Pay your bills! ♪
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♪ Oliver Putnam ♪
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♪ Pay your fucking ♪
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♪ Bills! ♪
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‐ Bunny, why are you singing?
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‐ Well, this is a musical, right?
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‐ Not with you in it. Back line!
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♪
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Ah...
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Evelyn's cat daddy.
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[papers crinkling]
Oh, had a lot of complaints about Tim.
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‐ Tim complained a lot about Evelyn.
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He said she gave him asthma attacks.
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He threatened to shoot her.
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‐ Oh, so you knew Tim had a gun.
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‐ That's right.
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She had nine lives,
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but I cut his one short.
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‐ Cute.
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Stay put.
‐ Curiosity killed the cat,
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but I killed Tim Kono‐‐
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‐ Okay, you wanna lose the gig?
Keep talking!
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Alright, everyone!
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With the exception of Howard Morris...
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♪
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Back line.
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We have our lead.
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Howard Morris.
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Tim threatened to kill his cat,
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and he knew that Tim had a gun.
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‐ Plus, those paw prints in Tim's blood.
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‐ Correct.
‐ So, what's our plan?
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‐ Well, it's an audition.
W‐w‐we meet with him,
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bring up Tim Kono, see what he does.
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‐ I'm sorry. The plan is
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to meet with a murderer,
bring up a dangerous topic till he snaps,
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reaches under the sofa, pulls out
the murder weapon, and kills us all?
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‐ And we record him.
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For the podcast. Ha, ha!
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‐ No, no, no. I‐I can't...
Is that even legal?
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‐ Oh, that's a good point.
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We might have to tell him
he's being recorded.
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But subtly, of course,
'cause I don't think he'd like that.
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‐ Can I keep this when we're done?
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‐ No, no. I have to return all this stuff
in 30 days to get our money back.
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00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:11,398
‐ No! We can't rush this.
Promise me we're not rushing this.
257
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,108
‐ I'll see you later.
258
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,484
♪
259
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:18,155
‐ Wait, you're not coming? W‐where are you
gonna be while we interview a murderer?
260
00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:21,158
‐ Oh, just producer stuff.
Boring. Good luck.
261
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,244
‐ What the shit was that?
[door opens]
262
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,374
[sighs]
263
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,211
[doorbell rings]
264
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,465
‐ Hey...
265
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,091
‐ Oliver.
266
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,345
‐ Teddy, my god.
You do not age!
267
00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:44,014
[nervous laughs]
I need the name of your witch!
268
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:46,683
‐ Oh god. What do you need?
269
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,685
[manic laughter]
270
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,104
Come on in.
271
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,482
[elevator dings]
‐ Now, we need to be careful.
272
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:56,485
♪
273
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,363
Howard could snap if he feels threatened.
274
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,114
‐ Okay, that's why I think
275
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,908
we should just hit him with the charm.
‐ Good.
276
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,618
Excellent, so I'll take the lead on this.
277
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,912
‐ Excuse me?
‐ Well, I'm an actor.
278
00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:08,580
I can turn on the charm.
279
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,915
‐ Is it on now?
280
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,376
‐ [sighs] It's warming up.
[elevator dings]
281
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,421
‐ Hello...
‐ Hello. Lobby?
282
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,465
‐ Yes, please.
[clicking button]
283
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,384
‐ Oh! I see you're a musician.
284
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,135
‐ Oh, good eye.
285
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,805
I'm actually first chair bassoon
in the City Symphony.
286
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,391
‐ Mm. First chair, Mabel.
She's first chair.
287
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:29,393
‐ I heard. I don't know what that means.
288
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,980
‐ Wait a minute. Is that your bassoon
289
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,023
I hear playing through
the courtyard every night?
290
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,276
‐ Oh, I'm sorry. I should close my window.
291
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:40,737
‐ No, it's lovely. I think of it
as the sound of the Arconia.
292
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,906
‐ Oh. That's really sweet. [giggles]
293
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,743
Um, the echoes help me hear my pitch,
294
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,538
and if I need to adjust my embouchure.
295
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,039
‐ Mm. Of course.
296
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,292
Mabel, the embouchure is...
297
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:54,835
is a mouth position.
298
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,588
‐ Rad.
[elevator dings, doors open]
299
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,551
‐ It was nice meeting you. I'm Jan.
300
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,344
‐ I'm Charles.
301
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,722
‐ Get some, Mr. Savage.
302
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:09,600
‐ I will not.
‐ Not with that attitude.
303
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,351
[apartment door shuts]
‐ Is my nose bleeding?
304
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,769
‐ No. Well, let's go.
305
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,315
I'm gonna get Howard to talk. You just
make sure he knows he's being recorded.
306
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:19,234
‐ Right, right. Testing! Testing!
307
00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,154
OLIVER:
Some good memories, huh, Teddy?
308
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,948
Makes me so happy seeing them up.
309
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,492
‐ It would be nice if I had
posters of the shows
310
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,952
you talked me out of investing in.
311
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,330
Les Mis?
‐ Yeah, I know.
312
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,957
‐ "It's such a downer, Teddy,
and all over a loaf of bread?"
313
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,959
‐ Well, it was.
‐ Mamma Mia.
314
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,878
"I didn't like ABBA when they were ABBA."
315
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,087
‐ Yeah.
‐ Hamilton.
316
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:42,090
‐ They picked the one
Founding Father with no pizazz.
317
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,760
That was wrong...
TEDDY: Look, Oliver,
318
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,055
I don't mean to rush.
Uh, you know my son, Theo.
319
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,598
We have a thing we need to‐‐
320
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:50,682
[mouthing]
321
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,602
‐ I‐I won't be long. I promise.
322
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,395
Can you‐‐ Can you sign that to him?
323
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:01,944
Thank you!
324
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,780
So‐so Teddy, um... [clears throat]
325
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,907
I'm doing a podcast.
326
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,285
A true crime podcast about a murder
327
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,788
that took place in our own building.
328
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,750
Raise your hand if you just got chills.
329
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,754
But‐‐ And it isn't just the story
of a man's death.
330
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,423
It is about our craving for truth.
331
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,843
Our hunger for justice.
332
00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:29,263
And that's why I think Dimas Delis
is the obvious sponsor.
333
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:32,099
‐ Hold on. You're really
asking me for money?
334
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,017
‐ Well, I wouldn't, uh, put it like that.
335
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:37,020
I‐I'm just saying that you can advertise
336
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:40,190
for the very low cost of $32,000.
337
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:43,068
‐ Oliver! Motherfucking hell!
‐ Oh, come on, Teddy,
338
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,237
I know there's a part
of you that misses me,
339
00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:48,031
and misses the magic we made.
‐ Oliver, I loved our shows.
340
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,701
It's setting money on fire
I don't care for.
341
00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:52,786
But listen, let's grab a drink some time.
342
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,538
‐ Oh, I would love that. When is good?
343
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:57,207
‐ When it doesn't cost me 32K.
‐ Ah.
344
00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,210
♪
345
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,337
[shuts door]
[exhausted sigh]
346
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,755
What a putz.
347
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,133
[patting couch]
MABEL: Uh,
348
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,093
hi, Howard.
349
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:10,554
We just wanted to see
350
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:13,015
how you were holding up since Evelyn.
351
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,474
‐ Thank you.
352
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,809
I wish I were dead.
353
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,899
I'm sorry. Things have
gotten a bit away from me.
354
00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:24,067
‐ Oh, it's okay. Um,
355
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,069
do you have another cat, Mr. Morris?
356
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,739
‐ No. This is all Evelyn's.
357
00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:30,741
If I don't touch anything‐‐
358
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,243
food, water, toys...
359
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,913
I can pretend she's still here.
360
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,875
‐ You know, I heard this once,
and maybe you can appreciate it.
361
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,878
A cat never really leaves you
362
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,172
because they transmit parasites.
363
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,429
‐ I'm sure Evelyn was very clean.
364
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,097
‐ She was. Thank you.
365
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:57,267
‐ It seems like everyone
in the building loved her.
366
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,227
‐ Mm‐hmm.
367
00:16:58,227 --> 00:16:59,978
‐ Unlike Tim Kono.
368
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,732
I'm sorry, I just...
369
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,567
I link them because...
370
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,861
they both died the same day.
371
00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:11,573
‐ Right.
‐ And people didn't really like Tim Kono.
372
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,951
‐ No, people did not.
373
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:14,952
I hear.
374
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:18,205
‐ Really? What did
you hear exactly? Just...
375
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,957
‐ I shouldn't speak ill of the dead.
376
00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:21,250
‐ Tim was a prick.
377
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,835
‐ Yes, he certainly fuckin' was.
378
00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:25,128
‐ We saw him on
the elevator the other day.
379
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,089
‐ What did he do? That fuck.
380
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,466
‐ He berated someone over the phone.
381
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,426
‐ [laughs] Yeah. Typical Tim.
382
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,929
‐ Something about a missing ring...
383
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,180
‐ Hm.
384
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,849
He was always upset about something.
385
00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:39,059
It got worse recently.
386
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,811
I heard
387
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,730
that he got fired from his investment firm
388
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,400
for losing a big client a lot of money.
389
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,068
‐ Really?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
390
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,362
‐ Did Tim ever get upset with Evelyn?
391
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,447
‐ What kind of person
392
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,408
leaves their window open,
393
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:57,327
and then gets mad
at a cat for wandering in?
394
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:01,748
Evelyn wasn't a vindictive girl,
but I know that she is happy Tim is dead.
395
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,295
‐ Hm. Uh...
396
00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,674
My god, she's beautiful.
397
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,634
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ That's not Evelyn.
398
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,636
‐ Oh.
399
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,097
I could've sworn‐‐
HOWARD: That's Barbara.
400
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,682
She was a bitch.
401
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:22,311
‐ Yeah. Still, it's so nice
that she's up there, too,
402
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,979
because it's like...
403
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,814
[quietly]
you're being recorded.
404
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,650
‐ What was that?
‐ I said...
405
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,444
she's watching you,
406
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,112
so it's like...
407
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,739
you're being recorded.
408
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,576
‐ I‐I wouldn't put it that way.
Why would you say it like that?
409
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:41,246
‐ Uh, I... I don't know.
410
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:44,166
You were saying Evelyn
was happy that Tim died?
411
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,125
[clang]
412
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,044
Whoa! Jesus!
‐ What did you do?
413
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,671
‐ Oh, sorry. Sorry.
[crunch]
414
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,007
‐ What is wrong with you?
415
00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:57,054
[thud]
416
00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,514
‐ What the fuck! Oh my god!
417
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,682
Go get ice! Ice! Go!
418
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:01,767
Shit.
419
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:02,935
♪
420
00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:04,394
‐ Ice.
421
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,647
[gasps]
MABEL: Uh...
422
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:07,940
Just get ice!
423
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,358
‐ Ice?
424
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,985
[wheezing] Ice. Oh my god.
425
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,737
Uh...
[plastic crinkling]
426
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,656
Ah! [gasps]
[crack]
427
00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:16,990
Jeez...
428
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,117
MABEL:
Will you hurry? What the fuck!
429
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,118
[gasps]
430
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:21,370
‐ God...
431
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,582
‐ You're taking too long!
[Charles gasps]
432
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,669
Hurry, Brazzos!
433
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:34,091
Oh my god, oh my god, uh... Quick!
434
00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:35,676
Howard, are you okay?
435
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:36,677
[Howard groans]
436
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,098
I have vasovagal syncope.
437
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,058
I‐I‐I faint at the sight of blood.
438
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,476
‐ Oh.
439
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,103
Well, that‐‐ that sucks.
440
00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:47,938
Probably keeps you from
441
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:50,274
doing a lot of things,
442
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:53,277
like being present for bloody murders.
443
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,446
‐ You know,
444
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,574
there's a cat in your freezer.
445
00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:00,284
HOWARD:
Yes, I know that.
446
00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:03,412
I think Tim poisoned Evelyn,
and then killed himself.
447
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,665
I'm getting a toxicology report done.
448
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,166
‐ Makes sense.
449
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,669
It's just that she's next to your food...
450
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:13,630
Touching it.
451
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:18,385
♪ playing somber piece ♪
452
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,982
[hits loud note, stops]
453
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,568
[sighs]
454
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,749
[shuts door]
‐ Is it cancer?
455
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:51,376
I just need to know how
invested I should get in you.
456
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,962
You don't adopt a 20‐year‐old dog.
‐ I'm not dying.
457
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,465
It's anxiety. It happens sometimes
when I talk to people.
458
00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,842
But I have it managed.
I just don't talk to people.
459
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:01,220
Or go on dates. Or know my neighbors.
460
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,346
‐ Well, you know me.
461
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,890
‐ And you are?
‐ Not going to laugh at that.
462
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,225
‐ I don't blame you.
[pushes button]
463
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:08,435
I'm gonna get some air.
[Mabel sighs]
464
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,811
‐ So I guess Howard is alibied out.
465
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,856
‐ What? You bought that? The fainting act?
466
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,067
I can spot actors a mile away.
467
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,401
Any word from Oliver?
468
00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:19,905
‐ Nothing.
[Charles sigh]
469
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:22,616
[elevator dings]
‐ My agent always said he was unreliable.
470
00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,618
She said, "Don't even
go audition for him."
471
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:27,037
'Course it's moot because I'm offer‐only‐‐
‐ Bye!
472
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,456
‐ Uh, bye. [sighs]
[button clicks, doors shutting]
473
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,041
[elevator dings]
474
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,589
What are you up to?
475
00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:38,841
[Oliver growls]
476
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:41,510
‐ Jesus.
477
00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:45,556
♪
478
00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:50,936
Original posters like this
479
00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:53,272
go for five, sometimes 10,000.
480
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,608
And I'm a little strapped right now.
481
00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:59,653
‐ You can't sell this.
Wasn't this your biggest show?
482
00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:02,072
‐ No, no. This was my biggest flop.
483
00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:04,825
‐ Oh. There were bigger flops.
484
00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:07,119
‐ Oh, no, no. No, no, no.
485
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,205
There is no bigger flop than my show.
486
00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:13,208
We got bad reviews before we even opened.
487
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,879
You didn't see water
on a stage for 10 years.
488
00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:21,592
It caused three bankruptcies,
two insurance investigations.
489
00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:23,635
‐ I'm sure it had some good moments.
490
00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:25,971
‐ Well,
491
00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:28,473
at the end of the first act,
there was this amazing number
492
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,852
where 12 merman dove from a high pier
493
00:22:31,852 --> 00:22:34,396
into a pool built into the stage floor.
494
00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:38,859
But, the first night of previews,
495
00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:41,528
they'd been having problems
with the hydraulics
496
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,906
that lowered the floor.
497
00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:46,658
But, I said...
498
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,288
"Go for it."
‐ Uh‐huh.
499
00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:53,165
♪ Broadway‐style music ♪
500
00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:56,168
‐ And as each merman sang,
"Make a splash..."
501
00:22:57,836 --> 00:23:01,048
they all dove down from the high pier,
502
00:23:01,048 --> 00:23:02,591
one by one.
503
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:05,802
MERMEN [singing]:
Make a splash! Make a splash...
504
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:09,056
‐ And I can still hear the sound
of them all hitting the floor.
505
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:12,726
Thwop.
[thud, crowd screaming]
506
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,478
Thwop.
[thud]
507
00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:17,940
Thwop.
[screaming continues]
508
00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:20,067
Thwop.
[thud]
509
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,193
‐ All 12?
510
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:23,904
‐ All 12.
511
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:27,074
Chorus boys tend to stick together.
512
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:30,953
‐ Well, you made a mistake.
We all make mistak‐‐
513
00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:32,412
No one died, right?
‐ No.
514
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:34,706
‐ Yeah, well, okay. We all make mistakes.
515
00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,667
‐ The headline in the Times next day was,
516
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:39,211
"Splat."
‐ Well, if that's the worst of it.
517
00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,338
‐ No, it's not.
518
00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:44,216
I put my own money in the show.
519
00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:47,594
But, it wasn't actually...
520
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,972
mine. It was my son's college fund.
521
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:55,310
I not only lost my career with the show,
522
00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:58,438
but making it all about me...
523
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:01,984
I lost my family as well.
524
00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:05,153
‐ It can happen.
525
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,905
Trust me, I know.
526
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:09,908
You can lose a lot with one big mistake.
527
00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:13,078
[sighs]
528
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:18,166
But the world needs Oliver Putnams.
529
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,586
You push people out of their comfort zone.
530
00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:22,546
I mean, I don't like to
get involved with people,
531
00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:24,381
but I just met a very strange man,
532
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,342
and knocked a frozen cat
out of his freezer.
533
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,762
I‐I still have its leg!
534
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:31,763
‐ Oh, Jesus!
535
00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,600
‐ It's warm now,
536
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,935
and that smell is new,
537
00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:38,812
but it's also kinda thrilling,
538
00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:40,647
and it's all because of you.
539
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,357
I mean, you're insane,
540
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,318
but that's usually who
people want to follow.
541
00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:46,028
You can't lose that.
542
00:24:46,737 --> 00:24:48,071
‐ You know, I spent all day
543
00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:50,532
looking for some cash to
make this podcast special.
544
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:53,619
‐ You know, let me put some money into
that sound equipment. It's our show.
545
00:24:53,619 --> 00:24:55,537
‐ Oh, no, no. You don't have to do that.
‐ No, I want to‐‐
546
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,372
‐ You owe me 4,500. I prefer cash.
547
00:24:57,915 --> 00:25:00,000
‐ [mouthing] Where you going?
548
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,878
♪
549
00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:06,381
‐ Oliver Putnam is not gonna
take no for an answer.
550
00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:18,310
[knocking]
551
00:25:21,772 --> 00:25:23,148
‐ Hi, Mr. Torres.
552
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:24,942
I don't know if you remember me, but‐‐
553
00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:27,277
‐ I do. Do you need something fixed?
554
00:25:27,611 --> 00:25:29,988
‐ N‐no. The apartment is fine.
555
00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,532
Everything's fine.
556
00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:34,701
Um, I was just looking for Oscar.
557
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,245
Wasn't he getting out this week?
558
00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:38,163
‐ [sighs] He's not here.
559
00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:41,708
‐ Okay, well, can you tell him
I'm looking for him, and if‐‐
560
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,669
‐ No. I won't do that.
561
00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:45,379
My son needs a fresh start.
562
00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:49,049
Don't come here again.
563
00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:57,057
‐ Time for that drink, Teddy.
564
00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:59,142
‐ Please, don't make me move.
565
00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:01,645
‐ No, no, no, please, please, please.
566
00:26:01,645 --> 00:26:02,729
I‐I...
567
00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:05,190
Do you remember the day
568
00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:07,568
I sold you on the pool for Splash?
569
00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:10,696
You bought in because I was confident
570
00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:12,656
and charming and young.
571
00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:14,658
‐ You were around 58.
572
00:26:14,658 --> 00:26:17,286
‐ Well, that's not the point.
573
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:20,706
An hour before you got there,
I was so nervous.
574
00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:23,417
Hyperventilating over
what kind of wine to open.
575
00:26:23,876 --> 00:26:25,878
Yet an hour later,
576
00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:28,422
you saw a confident salesman.
577
00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:29,923
But it was all pretend.
578
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,177
The false arrogance of youth.
579
00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:34,720
‐ Again, you were nearly 60.
580
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,555
‐ Yeah, but I'm older now.
581
00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:39,975
And I have learned, Teddy.
582
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:44,438
No one who promises big things
knows what's gonna happen.
583
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:47,357
But, it's the ride that counts.
584
00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:50,986
I think I am onto something great here,
585
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:54,698
and I swear to you,
I'm not gonna let you down.
586
00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:59,620
Let's make a real splash this time.
587
00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:02,122
‐ But with a podcast, Oliver?
588
00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:03,665
‐ Well, it starts with a podcast,
589
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,876
but you know, with me,
it's always gonna be more.
590
00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:07,377
[sighs]
591
00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:11,173
What was it? 32K?
592
00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:13,133
‐ Now, it's 35.
593
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,635
Always more.
594
00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:17,638
♪
595
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:20,641
[pearls rattling]
596
00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:34,988
[drops magazine]
597
00:27:41,370 --> 00:27:42,871
♪
598
00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:58,095
Come on, girl.
599
00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:01,014
[Winnie grunts]
Ooh, sorry. Let's go.
600
00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,641
[elevator dings, doors open]
Oh!
601
00:28:02,641 --> 00:28:04,935
[indistinct chatter]
602
00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:07,688
There we go.
There you go, Winnie.
603
00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:10,440
[doors close]
604
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,985
Well, hello there, Sting!
605
00:28:12,985 --> 00:28:15,779
[sniffing, licking]
606
00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:18,407
‐ Your dog, please.
‐ Oh.
607
00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:21,451
[Winnie snorts]
Winnie, don't stand so close to Sting.
608
00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:26,081
She's just on edge after that
upsetting death the other night.
609
00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:29,334
Which I'm actually doing a podcast about.
610
00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:31,336
Um... [scoffs]
611
00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:33,547
Kind of a bid deal. [laughs]
612
00:28:33,547 --> 00:28:35,674
People seem to think it's a big deal...
613
00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:39,720
Did you, uh, by chance, know Tim Kono?
614
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,972
‐ Are you suggesting I had
something to do with that?
615
00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:43,640
‐ No, no, no, no, no. I‐I was just‐‐
616
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,059
It was just a‐a question in passing.
617
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,895
‐ Please, your dog.
[snorts]
618
00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:48,937
OLIVER:
Yes, I'm sorry.
619
00:28:48,937 --> 00:28:51,481
‐ Control him!
‐ Yes, I'm sorry.
620
00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:52,941
Winnie is just a big fan.
[Winnie sniffing]
621
00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:54,985
‐ I don't like dogs.
622
00:28:54,985 --> 00:28:56,570
‐ Ah. [clears throat]
[sniffing continues]
623
00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:59,198
Do you have a dog?
‐ I have a dog.
624
00:28:59,198 --> 00:29:01,408
I don't like him either.
[doors open]
625
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,578
‐ Ah, well, this‐this has been a...
626
00:29:04,578 --> 00:29:05,954
[clears throat]
627
00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:08,790
♪ concertina playing ♪
628
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,631
♪ playing continues ♪
629
00:29:23,555 --> 00:29:26,141
[stops playing]
‐ You liked it, right?
630
00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:27,893
‐ Is that what my face is saying?
631
00:29:28,644 --> 00:29:31,688
‐ Oh hey! Listen,
uh, uh, before we wrap up,
632
00:29:31,688 --> 00:29:34,441
I have a little announcement to make.
633
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:38,195
We are now the proud parents of a new...
634
00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:39,947
podcast.
‐ What does that mean?
635
00:29:39,947 --> 00:29:42,074
‐ We just published our first episode.
636
00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:45,953
Or dropped. We‐we dropped it.
Like it was hot. [laughs]
637
00:29:45,953 --> 00:29:48,413
‐ Excuse me, when did we do that?
638
00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:50,499
‐ An hour ago.
‐ I can't find it.
639
00:29:50,499 --> 00:29:54,086
‐ Oh, try Dimas Chicken Wraps Presents
640
00:29:54,086 --> 00:29:55,170
Only Murders in the Building.
641
00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:58,882
I got us a big fat sponsorship. [snorts]
642
00:29:58,882 --> 00:30:01,969
Teddy had one condition.
Because it's Chicken Wrap month,
643
00:30:01,969 --> 00:30:05,097
he needed us to drop
the first episode right away, so...
644
00:30:05,097 --> 00:30:06,974
‐ You rushed it. Big surprise.
645
00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:08,851
This is an Oliver Putnam Production.
646
00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:10,811
How we doing? Any audience?
647
00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:13,021
‐ Found it. Four listens so far.
648
00:30:13,021 --> 00:30:15,023
‐ In only an hour? [laughs]
649
00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:18,569
At this rate, we're gonna be, like,
at two million by... Thursday.
650
00:30:19,069 --> 00:30:20,946
‐ Any comments?
‐ Oh yeah.
651
00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:23,198
"Charles‐Haden Savage is a..."
652
00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:26,493
I‐it's good. It's a‐a good, nice comment.
653
00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:28,453
‐ It's good? Oh.
‐ Yeah, I bet it's good.
654
00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:30,038
‐ Did you use my concertina music?
655
00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:32,708
‐ I should really be going...
‐ I knew it.
656
00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:34,168
‐ You know what? I am the worst.
657
00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,919
‐ So, basically, you released our podcast,
658
00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:37,629
we have no real theories,
659
00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:39,798
let alone a prime suspect.
660
00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:42,259
‐ When we have 12 listeners,
maybe we can worry.
661
00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:45,220
‐ Okay, you know what? I've got this.
662
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,972
I'm all over it!
663
00:30:46,972 --> 00:30:48,974
Worry not!
664
00:30:49,433 --> 00:30:50,934
‐ And I'm fucking worried.
665
00:30:50,934 --> 00:30:52,060
[door opens]
666
00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:54,730
‐ I'm so fucking worried.
[door shuts]
667
00:30:54,730 --> 00:30:57,733
♪
668
00:30:57,733 --> 00:31:01,236
OLIVER:
I've directed 212 theatrical productions
669
00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:04,448
and I've always found my lead.
670
00:31:04,448 --> 00:31:07,034
Everyone! Exciting, right?
671
00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:08,702
Still got a shot!
672
00:31:08,702 --> 00:31:10,996
Five, six, seven, eight!
673
00:31:10,996 --> 00:31:13,332
It takes a particular eye to know
674
00:31:13,332 --> 00:31:15,876
who's got that special star spark...
675
00:31:15,876 --> 00:31:18,253
Order the hat! Back to the newsstand!
676
00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:20,130
...and who's just a background player.
677
00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:21,048
Bunny!
678
00:31:21,048 --> 00:31:24,051
If this were a children's show,
you'd be scaring the children. Get out.
679
00:31:24,051 --> 00:31:25,093
Real estate woman.
680
00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:27,346
Get out! Everyone, stage right!
681
00:31:27,346 --> 00:31:29,306
Go away! Get off the stage! Leave!
682
00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:38,065
[elevator dings]
683
00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:43,070
I know they're here, in the Arconia,
684
00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:45,072
waiting to be discovered.
685
00:31:45,072 --> 00:31:46,573
[elevator doors shut]
686
00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:59,253
♪
687
00:32:01,463 --> 00:32:04,466
[Winnie groaning]
688
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,471
[groaning continues]
Winnie?
689
00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:14,601
Winnie?
[Winnie whining]
690
00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:17,229
What's wrong, girl?
[panting]
691
00:32:17,229 --> 00:32:19,231
♪ vocalizing ♪
692
00:32:19,231 --> 00:32:20,774
Oh my god.
693
00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:22,985
[snorting]
Who would do this to you?
694
00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:24,528
[labored breathing]
695
00:32:24,528 --> 00:32:26,321
[whining]
696
00:32:26,321 --> 00:32:28,907
[wheezing]
697
00:32:28,907 --> 00:32:30,242
♪ Don't stand... ♪
698
00:32:30,242 --> 00:32:32,160
OLIVER:
If we began with the question,
699
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,204
"How well do you know your neighbors?"
700
00:32:34,204 --> 00:32:35,706
♪ Don't stand so close to me... ♪
701
00:32:35,706 --> 00:32:38,000
OLIVER:
Turns out, the answer is
702
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,794
your most well‐known neighbor...
703
00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:43,255
♪ Don't stand so close to me ♪
704
00:32:43,255 --> 00:32:45,048
OLIVER:
...might be the one you know the least.
705
00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:46,550
♪ Don't stand ♪
706
00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:48,468
♪ Don't stand so ♪
707
00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:51,597
♪ Don't stand so close to me ♪
708
00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:56,476
♪
709
00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:26,006
♪
710
00:33:54,826 --> 00:33:58,580
‐ Tim Kono was murdered by
someone in this building.
711
00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:00,332
‐ I hated Tim Kono.
712
00:34:00,332 --> 00:34:01,875
‐ That shit ball, Tim Kono.
713
00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:03,252
‐ I'm happy Tim is dead.
714
00:34:03,252 --> 00:34:05,462
‐ He once yelled at me
for smoking outside!
715
00:34:05,462 --> 00:34:06,880
‐ Look, nobody liked him,
716
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,174
but can we all
just be grateful he's gone?
717
00:34:09,174 --> 00:34:10,092
‐ Shit.
718
00:34:10,092 --> 00:34:13,345
CHARLES: I think our list of suspects
just got a little longer.
719
00:34:13,345 --> 00:34:14,847
♪
720
00:34:17,975 --> 00:34:19,726
‐ The killer poisoned my dog.
[Winnie whines]
721
00:34:19,726 --> 00:34:21,770
‐ "End the podcast or I end you."
722
00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:22,646
Who did this?
723
00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:24,439
‐ You think Tim's death is my fault.
724
00:34:25,566 --> 00:34:26,650
OLIVER:
Twist!
725
00:34:26,650 --> 00:34:28,986
We have an unexpected
turn of events!
726
00:34:28,986 --> 00:34:30,404
‐ You're a simpleton.
727
00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:31,572
‐ Damn it, I didn't get that.
728
00:34:31,572 --> 00:34:33,240
Can you call me a simpleton again?
729
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:34,992
‐ You're a simpleton.
‐ Oh, thank you.
730
00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:37,077
We need one lead.
731
00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:39,162
‐ I'm looking for Tim's fiancée.
732
00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:41,999
‐ He got fired for losing a big client
a lot of money.
733
00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:44,543
MABEL:
I found all these in his apartment.
734
00:34:44,543 --> 00:34:46,003
MAN:
We're dying for the next episode!
735
00:34:46,003 --> 00:34:47,212
CHARLES:
We may be too!
736
00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:48,839
This is our strongest suspect yet.
737
00:34:48,839 --> 00:34:49,965
OLIVER:
If we're gonna do this,
738
00:34:49,965 --> 00:34:51,675
we're gonna do it now or never.
739
00:34:51,675 --> 00:34:53,135
♪
740
00:34:55,888 --> 00:34:57,723
♪
741
00:34:58,724 --> 00:34:59,933
CHARLES:
I'm sorry...
742
00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:01,810
The plan is to meet with the murderer,
743
00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:04,188
bring up a dangerous topic
until he snaps,
744
00:35:04,188 --> 00:35:07,399
reaches under the sofa, pulls out
the murder weapon, and kills us all.
745
00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:09,276
‐ And we record him
746
00:35:09,276 --> 00:35:10,402
for the podcast.
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