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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:07,720 Hey, hey, hey, hey! No! 2 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,040 I don't forgive you because what you did... 3 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:13,040 I know, I know. ..but I can't waste any more of my life. 4 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:17,920 Well, it's an apology. No, it's a quiche for intercoursing my wife. 5 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:21,080 Why did you with Dom? I mean, you can't have loved him. 6 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,320 Christ, no! 7 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,760 When we were... 8 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:25,800 ..was I...? 9 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:27,720 Do you mean, were you better than your mum? 10 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,720 Oh, my God, no! No, forget it! Oh, no, no, no! 11 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:32,760 JANICE: Do you have a good support network? 12 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,440 I've got friends. Well, I've got a friend. 13 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,320 There's Billy. I want to take you on a date. 14 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:40,800 Proper date. One foot wrong and you're back in prison. 15 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,480 So don't forget that. 16 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:44,720 There are people who want to poison 17 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:48,640 my daughter's memory with lies and slander. 18 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:53,240 I was 17. And you were the grown up. 19 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,680 It wouldn't be hard to dismantle you. 20 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:59,600 This community has got us through the darkest of times. 21 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:04,880 We'll make sure we're not dragged into the darkness again. 22 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:18,960 MANDY: Once upon a time there were three little piggies who were just 23 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:22,160 trying to live their lives. 24 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:25,480 But the Big Bad Wolf wanted to destroy them. 25 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,000 He couldn't help himself. 26 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:31,960 The first little piggy built a house of straw and tried to live in it. 27 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:37,680 But the Big Bad Wolf wanted to eat her up, so he blew the house down. 28 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,920 She tried to run away but he found her. 29 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:46,560 She was his now and he was going to eat her slowly, a bite at a time. 30 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:53,080 The second little piggy built a house of sticks 31 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,120 but he ran that over in his car. 32 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,360 Tried to kill her, the bastard. 33 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,920 But thankfully she got away. 34 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,880 The third little piggy was fed up. 35 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,800 He'd ruined her childhood, taken her virginity, 36 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:11,600 so she built herself a house of bricks and nothing could get in. 37 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:15,200 But he kept on and on trying to blow it down. 38 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:21,640 Until one day, she decided she had had enough. 39 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,760 Oh. OK? Er, yeah. I'm amazing. I'm on fire. 40 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:29,480 I'm powerful like a ninja and no-one is ever going to mess with me again. Where's Mandy? I don't know. 41 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,640 But do you know where her Wonderbra is? Because I need to make myself look more womanly. 42 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:35,240 She said she was returning my waffle maker but she's not at Cookfellows. 43 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,760 She, she was at the churchyard and now she's at the pier. 44 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,400 So she's on the pier. What? Well, you just asked where she was. 45 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,000 Did I? Yeah. She's on the pier. 46 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,760 Er, so how do you even know that? From her phone. 47 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:48,400 Are you...are you tracking your wife? Not her, her phone. 48 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,080 She loses it a lot. OK, so what is the problem? 49 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,760 Apart from the fact that you're a spy and I need to make my tits look bigger. 50 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,840 She should be in Cookfellows. It closes at 8pm. 51 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,880 I bought it in the sale and if she doesn't return it by 8pm, it's unreturnable. 52 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:03,600 I'd go find her but... Yeah, but you don't want her to know that you're stalking her. Not her, her phone. 53 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,160 Aaagh! It's a waffle maker, Mark. 54 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:08,520 I've got my first ever date in 20 minutes. 55 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,080 I'm making mashed potato. 56 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:13,600 It's my first ever date in my whole life ever! 57 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,480 Please? Oh, OK fine. Fine. 58 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,000 Did she seem OK? Where exactly, is she? 59 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,360 Well, she's at the lighthouse now. That's really creepy, Mark. 60 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,560 Don't tell her. It's really fucking creepy. 61 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:25,760 Thanks. 62 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,360 You're just as annoying as you were at school, by the way! 63 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,960 Thank you. 64 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,560 SIGHS Fuck's sake. 65 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,000 Mandy? 66 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,920 Hello? Mandy?! 67 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,480 Oh, Jeez! What are you doing here? What are you doing? 68 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:09,880 I'm looking for Mandy, not you. She's not here. 69 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,200 Mandy?! I guess it's just you and me. 70 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,800 No-one for miles. Are you threatening me? 71 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:19,720 Just stating the facts. Just stop it! Stop it! 72 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,080 None of this will bring her back. 73 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,840 I don't know what you're talking about. 74 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:27,360 I don't like you, you don't like me. But I don't wish you ill. 75 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:31,080 Just go home, go back to your life. I wish you ill. 76 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,840 Oh, Jesus Christ! Why is everyone hiding in a lighthouse? 77 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,720 If you go near my daughter again, I will fucking... 78 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,400 It was cold, she was walking home. 79 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,160 SHE SCOFFS I was being a gentleman. 80 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,840 Look, I know what you're doing. You're trying to mess with my head. 81 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:45,200 She reminded me of you. You fucking arsehole! 82 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,760 Rise above him, Mandy! You're a bully! A horrible, horrible... Yes, he is. He is but... 83 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,920 I'm good friends with the school governors. 84 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,880 I think I'm going to have a word with them, 85 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:54,640 suggest you take some time off. 86 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,720 Unstable, danger to the school. 87 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,600 BEEPING Stop it! Oh, God, she's hungry. 88 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,080 I will, I will feed her later. 89 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:03,720 Can you just leave her alone?! We have to make peace. 90 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,560 Little whore. Oh, come on! 91 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:08,360 You WOLF! Guys, Enough! OK? Enough! 92 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:11,560 Mandy, go home, I need to borrow a Wonderbra. 93 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:13,640 And, John, I'm going to start calling you John, 94 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,080 just stop it, drop it. 95 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,720 You used to make a mean lasagne. 96 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,000 Be that guy, be lasagne guy. 97 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,040 Not this super villain. 98 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:26,440 Hey, look, I know that you suffered a terrible tragedy at my hands, 99 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:30,240 but don't you worry, I am paying for that every second of my life. 100 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:34,200 You, you're a free man, you can go... Free?! 101 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,360 How dare you? You can never escape grief. 102 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,800 I know, I know. Believe me. I know. 103 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,960 And I...I will never stop being sorry for the grief that 104 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,560 I have caused you. 105 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:49,200 But you can do better than this. 106 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,160 Don't get stuck in this. 107 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:54,360 We have to live our lives as best we can. 108 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,920 For her. For Lara. Yes, yes! 109 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,520 Yeah? OK, come on. Let's, let's go home. 110 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:05,760 MOBILE PHONE RINGS Oh, sorry. Shit. 111 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,880 Ah, Billy, hi, yeah, I'll be there in 20. 112 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,040 I've never been more excited in my life. 113 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,120 MANDY GASPS 114 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:21,880 Mandy, what...what the fuck?! Whoo... whoops! 115 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:27,280 Whoops? Er... I need a spliff. 116 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,920 I...I need a spliff. Why did you do that? 117 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:34,680 He...he smirked. He smirked? And...and smirking is fucking awful. 118 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:38,720 Oh! Oh, is he dead? 119 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,200 No, he might not be. I think he is. Oh, my God! 120 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,520 No, don't! Don't touch him! I'm not going to touch him! 121 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:47,560 OK, OK! If I go anywhere near him, I am in prison for life, do you understand? 122 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,200 I've already done that once for you and I'm not doing that again. 123 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,680 It was a mistake. You fucking killed him. 124 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,560 It was a slap. You smashed his face in. 125 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,000 He smirked! Oh, my God, fuck! Anyway, he...he might just. 126 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,360 He might be sleeping. 127 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,920 He's not sleeping, you crazy fucking idiot! 128 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,680 Look, don't you be angry with me and don't shout at me 129 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,040 because I am your best friend. 130 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,680 You are officially the worst best friend in the world ever, ever, 131 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:12,200 ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. No, sorry, that is not fair... 132 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,120 You have just killed someone in front of your best friend 133 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:17,400 who has been in prison for killing our best friend. 134 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,600 Do you have any idea how bad that is? 135 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,920 I need...I need... I need a wee. A wee? Oh, my God, Mandy! 136 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,560 Oh, God. Christ! 137 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,000 I've got money, let's go to Thailand. No! 138 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,240 Car! Er, I've got the car! 139 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,640 We, we can drive off like Thelma and Louise... 140 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,760 Go drive yourself into a canyon! 141 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,240 I thought they got to the other side? 142 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,080 No! Oh, my God, they kill themselves! 143 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:42,440 WHAT? That...that is so sad! 144 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:46,640 Oh, fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, 145 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:51,200 fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK! 146 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:58,040 Do you know what? This is your mess, Mandy. No! 147 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,320 Yeah, it's all yours. Call an ambulance. 148 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,360 I am going to go and see Billy because it's very, very 149 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,960 important to me and you have already stolen the first part of my life. 150 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,400 You do not get this bit! 151 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,600 Oh, Miri! NO! NO. 152 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:19,640 Shit! I'm sorry. 153 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,600 But you shouldn't have been such a prick. 154 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,840 Oh, OK. Erm... 155 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:13,000 Gosh, you're already in... Yup. Up early. 156 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,520 I'm helping the ladies with the food bank in the morning. 157 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:20,080 Oh, right. So you're officially back in the... Yup. 158 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,120 Good. 159 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,760 DOORBELL RINGS 160 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,080 What? Good god. It's 7.30pm. 161 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,760 Who could possibly be... I've no idea. 162 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:35,080 DOORBELL RINGS REPEATEDLY 163 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:41,560 Hi. Dom? What on earth are you doing here? 164 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,600 Sorry. I'm just, I'm cold. Go home. 165 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,440 She won't let me. Yeah, I'm not surprised. 166 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,560 I need a poo. Please. 167 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,840 Just one poo. What? I just...I just need one. 168 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,840 I've been living in my car for the last three weeks. 169 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,440 I just need to have a poo in a warm loo. 170 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,160 And then I'll go. 171 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,760 His lips are blue. Oh, for God's sake. Ah, it's coming... 172 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:03,880 Oh, oh, go on. In you go. Christ! 173 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,480 Well, thanks a lot. 174 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,600 Well, you let him in! 175 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,560 He was about to do a turd on our doorstep, Caroline. 176 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,080 He had pants on. 177 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,600 Surely they'd have held it! 178 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:21,520 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 179 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:32,680 Billy? Hiya. Are you OK? Sorry, yeah. I'll be there in a sec. 180 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:34,640 Oh, oh, oh. OK. 181 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:41,440 Dad! Has she been on my bike again? Urgh! 182 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:46,080 Can we just make her leave!? Oh. Er, Come in. Er... 183 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,800 Don't take her bike again. She's got a real temper. 184 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,560 Cool. Hey, thanks for that. 185 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:54,000 Whatever you said worked. What? Mandy's in Cookfellows. 186 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,840 I mean what's the use, you know, if the middle is gooey? 187 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,280 I'll refund the card. Oh, yeah. 188 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,480 Amazing. Amazing, thank you so much. 189 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:12,840 Thank God. 190 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,400 I mean, I know you thought I was being a pain, 191 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:19,800 but it was like £59.99 so you can understand that, er... Yeah. 192 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:23,480 Do you think she loves me? Er, yes. 193 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,840 Yeah. Do you? Uh, huh. I don't know. I'm sure she does. 194 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,840 I mean, we haven't been intimate in years. 195 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,360 MOBILE PHONE BLEEPS Ah, well... Ooh. 196 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,840 I mean, I know she watches porn. Oh, fuck. But er... 197 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,120 I am...I'm so sorry, but I'm running incredibly late. 198 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,840 Can we talk about - Oh, OK? That's right, yeah. 199 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:38,920 Just er, cry it all out. 200 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,200 Let it, let it all go. 201 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,960 Let it, let it all out. HE SOBS HEAVILY 202 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:46,560 Bye-bye. You'll be fine. 203 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,920 Er, I'm sorry, bye. HE CONTINUES SOBBING 204 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:56,080 Fuck you. Argh! Please, Cerys. I am so, so late. 205 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,720 I'm begging you. No way. It's the last time. No! 206 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:01,840 SOBBING FROM UPSTAIRS Your dad, he's...he's crying. 207 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,880 Why don't you make him a cup of tea or something? 208 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,680 Did you make him cry? Erm... No, no. 209 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,320 Just.... He needs you. 210 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:17,440 Oh, wow! Wow! Right. 211 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,280 SHE SIGHS 212 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:48,160 Oh! Hello! How are ya? In there. 213 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,720 Oh, I didn't think you'd come. Oh, as if! 214 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:59,120 Yeah! A scooter. That's nice. Oh, yes. I just really love them. Yeah. 215 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:03,400 Err... Hey. Hi. OK. Oh, How are you doing? 216 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,880 Nervous. Yeah, Please sit. 217 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,240 Wow, you've got some, some eyes there! 218 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:12,840 Oh, yes. Yeah. It's lovely. Thank you. Yeah. Ahh! 219 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:15,280 So welcome to your first date. 220 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,720 Did you hire this whole place? Yeah, yeah. No. 221 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,040 It's 8.30 in Hythe. 222 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:24,320 SIRENS WAIL 223 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,800 Are you OK? Yeah. 224 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:29,800 I was just checking if my scooter was OK, and it's OK. 225 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,640 Oh, right. 226 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,480 So then, many eyes, I got you this. 227 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,240 And I know it makes you gassy 228 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,840 but I just thought, you know, special occasion. Thank you. 229 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,240 Yeah. There you are. 230 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,560 OK, good. 231 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,120 Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. 232 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:52,400 Are you all right? Mm. Yeah? 233 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,360 Just very excited. Yeah. 234 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,320 This is taking a very long time. 235 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:04,840 Well, you've been known to... Oh, fuck off, Caroline. 236 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:06,160 It's quiet. 237 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:09,920 Do you think he's OK? Oscar, you should have said. 238 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,280 I look ridiculous! Why don't you put on your lipstick? 239 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:16,560 You want to look at your best, don't you? I knew it. What? 240 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,560 You haven't forgiven me at all. I have. You haven't. 241 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,160 Those were words. You're still furious. I'm not. 242 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:26,080 You are. I am not! Yes, you are. I've felt it for weeks. 243 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,400 Oh, nonsense. You don't want to be near me. Ludicrous. 244 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,680 Cutting me out of your life with your silly campaign. 245 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:34,240 My "silly campaign" is trying to save the planet, 246 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,920 unlike your coven of ungodly witches. 247 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,120 Well, they're nicer to me than you are at the moment! 248 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,520 Oh, excuse me if I'm not in the jolliest of moods, 249 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:47,360 but the man who defiled my wife is currently defiling my toilet! 250 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,320 See! There it is! Fine! 251 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,680 I thought forgiving you would be easier than this! 252 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,240 It was never going to be. 253 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,080 It was just the beginning. 254 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:05,080 Mmm. Mmm, it's yummy. 255 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,120 HE LAUGHS 256 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,200 I erm, I have some news. Oh? 257 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:13,560 Yeah, I er, I bought an ice cream van on eBay. 258 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,880 It arrives tomorrow. Oh, wow, Billy! Yeah. 259 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:21,080 I had a plan to do that eventually, but maybe we could...together? 260 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:25,200 I mean, I know you officially start at the supermarket on Thursday 261 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:30,160 but in the future maybe we could be the Ice Creamers or something. 262 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,280 You know? 263 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:38,200 Travel around in our little van and I could fix gardens too and erm... 264 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:42,920 Well, we'd be free, you know. 265 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:47,760 And erm, we could be our own bosses and go on adventures. 266 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,680 But, do you know what, absolutely not if you don't... No, no. 267 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,440 It...it... it's the best thing I've ever heard. 268 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:56,800 Really. Oh, good. Oof! 269 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,960 HE LAUGHS AND SIGHS 270 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,680 What? 271 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,360 Oh, is that blood? 272 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,120 It's period. What? What? 273 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:17,160 Period? In...in...in your.... In your hair? Yeah. 274 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,960 It happens sometimes. It's on your neck. Yeah. How, how does it, erm... 275 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,240 Erm, it's from my hands. Mm-hm. Cos... 276 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:30,080 When I change my period and then it, it gets on my hands and... Oh. 277 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:33,840 And then I touch my hair. And then I touch my neck. 278 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:34,960 Wow. Yeah. 279 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,560 Well, you should just erm, you should just wash your hands more. 280 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,960 I should, I know. Yeah. 281 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,640 That is... That is a lot for somebody just to process. 282 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,240 It's disgusting. I'm disgusting. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 283 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,200 Are you crying? I'm...I'm bad news, Billy. 284 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,320 Oh, come on. Just wash your hands more. 285 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,840 It's basic hygiene... No, you shouldn't be involved with me. 286 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,080 I am a shit magnet. Or just use hand gel. 287 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,000 It's fine. Billy... Yes? Billy... 288 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:07,280 It isn't period on...on my hair. Oh, thank Christ! Oh! 289 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,160 No! Listen to me, listen to me. Yeah. 290 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,840 You're not going to want to be with me after this. Hey... 291 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:16,720 But all I ask is that you believe me if you can believe me. 292 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,520 Please believe me. 293 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:27,080 This, this blood, it's... It's someone else's blood. 294 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:31,000 At the lighthouse, do you remember that you, remember you, 295 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,600 remember you called me? 296 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:36,000 And I...I hung up. Because behind me, Mandy, 297 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:41,640 she smashed Lara's father in the head and I think that he is... 298 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,200 Oh, God. And so I...I... I just...I just... I...I ran. 299 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,920 I left... I left Mandy to be, to be with you 300 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,440 and to not be near the scene because it doesn't look very good for me... 301 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,120 No, no, no. No, it doesn't, Miri. 302 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,360 Why does everyone around you keep dying? 303 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:59,000 I didn't touch him, OK? I didn't touch him. 304 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,120 And I was trying to make peace. And I thought that I sort of had... 305 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,360 Fuck sakes, Miri! 306 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:08,280 Fuck! Why does this happen to you all the time? 307 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,760 Drama. I'm sorry. 308 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,120 I'm going to... Hey, hey, hey. 309 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,920 I believe you. What? 310 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,160 I believe you. No, you don't. 311 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,720 Miri, I'm in. You're what? I'm in. 312 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:35,680 What does that, what does that mean? It means I'm in. 313 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,640 In for the long haul. Rain or shine, you know? 314 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,760 Dead people or no dead people. 315 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,600 But we haven't even, like, done it yet. 316 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,640 Like sexy stuff, we haven't done that yet... 317 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:52,920 No, no, we haven't. But we will. Or we won't, in time. 318 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:56,680 In your time. But, hey, I'm in. 319 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,360 I'm in, Miri Matteson. 320 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:04,040 You won't get rid of me now. Why? Gut instinct. 321 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:08,240 I think you're a good egg who's had some bad luck. 322 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:14,040 I...I am a good egg. You are. A really good egg. You are. 323 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,240 Shall we go and sort this out? Yes. 324 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,800 OK, it's been an hour now. No excretion should take this long. 325 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,080 It's ludicrous. We should check on him. 326 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,920 What? Well, I'm not going in there! We have to do something, Oscar. 327 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,880 He might be...dead or something. Well, why would he be... 328 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,280 Because it's been an hour! 329 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,080 Hello? 330 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:47,360 If you're finished, might we suggest you wipe up and leave. 331 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,640 Please. "Wipe up"? 332 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,840 I didn't know what else to say. Wipe up? Good God. 333 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,560 Listen boy, it's time to go. 334 00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:00,360 Shit or get off the pot. Oh, that was much better. 335 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:06,640 Dom, get off our toilet and leave immediately or we're coming in! 336 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:12,160 Oh, God. What? He's slumped forward. What? 337 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,240 Christ. He looks dead. 338 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,760 Well, you can't die from... But maybe he's taken something. 339 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,880 Drugs. God! 340 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,360 Should we call an ambulance? 341 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,800 One, two, three. 342 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,280 HE ROARS 343 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,680 Dom? Thank God. DOM SNORES 344 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,840 Wake up! Dom. 345 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,600 HE CONTINUES SNORING 346 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,720 Well, I can see what you saw in him. 347 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,760 SHE CHUCKLES Bugger off. 348 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:48,520 BOTH CHUCKLE 349 00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:00,040 Hey, it's fine. Everybody in this town's asleep. 350 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,680 He's gone! Thank God. 351 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,040 Mr... John! John? Hey, hey. He must be OK. 352 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,200 Maybe it was concussion? 353 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,800 Well, I did tell her to call an ambulance. Yeah. 354 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,240 She probably did that. He's probably in hospital. 355 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:25,160 Yeah, OK. It's good news! Come on, it's fine. 356 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,360 It stinks. Mandy did a wee. 357 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,120 John? Miri, it's fine. He's not here. 358 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:36,600 John? 359 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,120 Come on. Yeah. 360 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,920 MANDY: And the three little piggies, they were safe and sound. 361 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:54,040 And they all ate up the Big Bad Wolf. 362 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,160 And lived happily ever after. 363 00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:01,000 I thought two of the piggies died. No, not in my version. 364 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,680 I hate the Big Bad Wolf. Me too. HER VOICE BREAKS 365 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:11,840 Why are you crying? Because I love you. And your stupid dad. 366 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:16,720 Me? Yeah. And your horrible sister. 367 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,960 I just, I love you all. 368 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,880 Shut the fuck up! I can't hear the telly! 369 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,520 MANDY STIFLES SOBS 370 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:48,160 # In between two tall mountains 371 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:59,680 # There's a place they call lonesome 372 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:06,680 # Don't see why they call it lonesome 373 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:12,880 # I'm never lonesome when I go there 374 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,760 # See that bird sitting on my windowsill 375 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:26,760 # Well he's saying whip-poor-will all the night through 376 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,960 # See that brook running by my kitchen door 377 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:35,080 # Well, it couldn't talk no more if it was you 378 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:39,480 # Up that tree there's sort of a squirrel thing 379 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,280 # Sounds just like we did when we were quarrelling 380 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:48,280 # In the yard I keep a pig or two 381 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,400 # They drop in for dinner like you used to do 382 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,920 # I don't stand in the need of company 383 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,720 # With everything I see talking like you 384 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,600 # See that bird sitting on my windowsill 385 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:09,440 # Well, he's saying whip-poor-will all the night through 386 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:15,840 # Just whip-poor-will all the night through 387 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:23,560 # In between two tall mountains 388 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:31,120 # There's a place they call lonesome 389 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:39,040 # Don't see why they call it lonesome 390 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:46,680 # I'm never lonesome now I live there. # 391 00:24:46,730 --> 00:24:51,280 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31679