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[truck braking]
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[horn beeping]
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[groaning]
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Mm.
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Mmm.
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[cutlery rattling]
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["Love Machine" playing]
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[chuckles]
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Trish?
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[giggles] Morning sleepy-head!
How do you like your eggs?
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["Work" playing]
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[Trish] ♪ Like the first morning ♪
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I was dreading it Karl.
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"The day of the divorce",
sounds like a horror film!
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And when you suggested work drinks
to celebrate, I really wasn't sure but...
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I had one of the best nights
of my life! It went off!
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Did it?
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Don't you remember?
Janette was grinding George!
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Paul downed half a pint of rosé,
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and you lifted me up
like in Dirty Dancing!
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What am I like.
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Honestly, who'd have thought it?
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Me and a younger man!
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[Karl whimpers]
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[Trish] You alright?
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Yeah, I'm just… I'm just tired.
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I'm not surprised, you were like
the Duracell bunny last night!
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I couldn't keep up with you. [chuckles]
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Oh, I'll drop you here.
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I don't want the new girl
thinking you're the boss's favourite!
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That's absolutely fine.
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[handle rattles]
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I can't get out.
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Just pull your knob up.
Whoops that sounded rude!
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[Trish] Oh, dear.
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["Work" playing]
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I haven't drunk that much
since I got the all clear.
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You were in a right state.
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I woke up with a wet sleeve
and three Koi carp in a bin bag.
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I fell asleep in the lounge... crazy.
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How do you do it?
You're half the size of a normal person.
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Doesn't affect me. I did
three loads of ironing when I got in.
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-[Paul] Here he is!
-How was the after party?
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-What "after party"?
-[Paul] Well, you insisted
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-we all went back to yours.
-Did I?
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-And did you?
-Have you had a head injury?
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I don't really remember much.
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I warned you about mixing your drinks.
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It never ends well when I drink Zambuca.
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We all went home when the pub
kicked out, but Trish went back to yours.
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Anyone fancy a tea?
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I, uh... I mixed my drinks. [chuckles]
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You mixed lemonade with lager.
It's not the same.
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[Trish] Oops!
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-Sorry.
-That's alright, you come first.
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Come on, guys.
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["I want you" playing]
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[George] I totally crashed out,
I didn't even put my pajamas on.
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-Morning, Trish.
-Morning, Paul.
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[Trish]
Come on, everyone, settle yourselves.
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So, can I just say a big thank you
to everyone who came out last night.
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Honestly, I should
get divorced every week!
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You missed a cracking night, Angela.
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I'll live.
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[Trish]
As you know, job centres are a' changing.
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Now to help lighten my load
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we have got ourselves a brand new,
shiny, deputy manager: Natalie Mason!
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Little clap!
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Natalie, why don't you say a few words.
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[Natalie] Yeah, okay.
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Hi everyone, I'm Natalie.
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Hello, Natalie.
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Hi. I'm 25. I'm really excited to be here.
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And, er, what about myself?
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-I'm a virgin.
-[Karl mumbles]
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-A job centre virgin.
-Natalie's a young professional.
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She used to work in recruitment.
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Oh, my God, that's amazing.
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Yeah, I've never worked
in a Job Centre before
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I was on the management training scheme.
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Sailed through with flying colours.
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[Natalie] I wanted to do something
that put people first, not commission.
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It's really great to be somewhere
where they don't have targets.
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-Hum, but we have got--
-Okay. Thanks, George.
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-Yeah, I'm just saying that we have got--
-Sshhh!
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[Trish] Have we got any questions?
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Don't you think you're too young
and inexperienced to be a deputy manager?
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Good question. Great question.
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-I am young, but I've got loads of ideas.
-Like what?
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[Trish] Okay, as you all know Angela
has been very public in her disappointment
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at being overlooked
for the role of deputy manager.
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However, we have now reached a settlement.
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I have agreed to award Angela
the position of "cost cutting champion"
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and Angela has agreed to pay for the...
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"accidental" damage to my car.
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But Angela's already
"hot drinks and litter champion"--
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And that's the end of the matter, Paul.
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["Work" playing]
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It's just so great to have you here.
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It gets lonely at the top,
especially for a woman.
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-I hear you, sister!
-[chuckles]
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Very, very funny!
This is exactly how I imagined it!
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Yes, I'm your boss, but I also
want to be like your best friend.
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-My "boss friend"!
-[both chuckle]
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We're just bonding, this is great!
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Because I think it's important that
we can talk to each other about anything.
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-Please do.
-Okay.
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Last night I had sex for the first time
in two and a half years.
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Good for you!
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Sorry, I've just been bursting
to tell someone.
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No, that… That's great!
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-Back on the horse and all that.
-You're not wrong. It was like Buckaroo.
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And so unexpected.
I mean, I went back to Karl's flat--
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-Oh, you and Karl?
-No, I mean...
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That would have been
totally inappropriate.
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Little management tip, Natalie:
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don't indulge in sexual relations
with any of your team.
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Yeah, got it.
Don't poo on your own doorstep.
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Exactly. Anyway,
I got chatting to Karl's flatmate: Tom.
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He's a landscape gardener, so F-I-T!
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Oh! Did he sow his seed?
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That works because he's a gardener.
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But yes, yes he did.
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[rattling]
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-Why is the stationary cupboard locked?
-Because, as cost cutting champion,
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I need to supervise our resources.
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-I only want a Biro.
-You have to ask me first.
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Can I have a Biro please, Angela?
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You need to fill out a request form.
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I'm not filling out a form for a Biro.
I'm the fraud officer.
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Rules are rules.
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How am I supposed to fill this in
if I haven't got a pen?
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Use a pencil.
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I haven't got a pencil.
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[Karl] You alright?
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-Great, thanks, just logging on.
-Hmm.
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[whispers] I don't know how to log on.
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-Nice mouse action.
-Cheers.
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I sit right there,
so anything else just "holla".
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[George] Someone's been a dirty sausage.
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You and Trish, eh?
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What? I don't know
what you're talking about, mate.
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You had full sex with Trish last night.
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-George!
-[George] That's what Paul said.
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Sorry, can I just explain. Yes, I had sex.
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-Full sex.
-[Karl] With Trish, but I was very drunk.
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I don't remember any of it.
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-Actually, I don't think--
-No, sorry.
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Can you just hear me out. Let me explain.
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I don't want you to get
the wrong impression of me, Natalie.
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I'm a big hit with women.
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-No, you're not.
-George, did you want something?
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-Yeah, can I borrow a pen?
-No.
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What's wrong with sleeping with Trish?
She's a very handsome woman.
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Yeah, Trish is great and everything,
but she's just not my type.
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I like young girls.
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You like young girls?
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Younger girls, women, younger women.
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You know, like you. Not like you...
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but just girls your age, women...
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Women your age, generally.
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I see, what Trish was saying
makes sense now.
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[stuttering] What was she saying?
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She was talking about
how much she enjoyed it...
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-How special it was.
-No, no, no, she wasn't?
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How she feels like she's been... uncorked.
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Oh, God.
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["Work" playing]
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Doughnut, anybody? Angela?
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[Angela] Hang on.
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I felt the need
for a bit of sugar after last night.
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Do you want one?
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Okay.
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See if you can eat it
without licking your lips. [chuckles]
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Ooh!
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I'd better get a napkin
in case it dribbles down my chin.
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["Work" playing]
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Ah, Janette,
I need you to arrange an interview for me.
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You're leaving? Again? Why?
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I found a job that I really want.
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Is this because you had sex with Trish?
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-How do you know?
-[Janette] Brilliant!
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George owes me a tenner.
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People were betting on it?
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It's been on the cards for a while.
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-No, it hasn't.
-Can I say how pleased I am.
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Well, no, you can't,
because it's the worst thing
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that's ever happened to me.
Please, Janette.
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[dial tone]
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Hello, I'm calling
from Brownall Job Centre.
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Yeah.
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I have a claimant interested
in your vacancy.
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Me, Karl...
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Karl Lyndhurst.
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-Tell them I've got a degree.
-He's got a degree.
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-In Fine Art. Fine Art.
-In Fine Art.
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-He's got one degree in Fine Art.
-No, no, no.
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[Karl whispers] No, "first", "first".
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It's his first degree in Fine Art.
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Oh, you do it!
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Do you think I should call him?
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Personally, I wouldn't.
You don't want to seem too keen.
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But I am keen. Super keen.
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Here's what we're going to do:
we'll text him
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but with no more than seven words.
Something like:
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"Hi, last night was great."
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Smiley face and only one kiss.
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One kiss? Ice queen.
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Then a "Z".
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-"Z"?
-It's next to X on the keypad.
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You're so cool,
you don't even proofread your texts.
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God, you're good, Natalie!
I'm so glad you're here you're here.
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What are deputy managers for!
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Oh, what the hay! I'm adding another "Z"!
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Do you know it's true
what they say, Natalie.
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After the drought comes the flood,
and I am ready to get soaking wet.
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["Work" playing]
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[Janette] Trish!
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I just want to say, good for you.
About time you blew the cobwebs away.
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-Okay.
-[Janette] I'm so happy.
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Because it must've been ages
since you've been intimate with a man.
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Okay, that's enough, Janette.
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-Tom replied!
-Ooh!
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"Do you fancy lunch?
Double winky-face, three kisses."
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I replied: "Yum yum, one kiss."
And he sent this...
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-What exactly is a booty call?
-Umm.
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[indistinct whispering]
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[both giggle]
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And there was me thinking it was something
to do with pirates! [laughs]
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You need to move people on quicker.
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-Why?
-They're soaking up all our heat.
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We're not here to give handouts.
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-Aren't we?
-People give off heat, Angela.
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Unemployed people don't.
They're too low energy.
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[Graham snoring]
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Have you signed on?
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Do you mean today...
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or ever in my life?
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You need to move along. Come on!
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-Can I just stand in the corner?
-Outside.
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More.
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Get clear of the sensors,
you're letting the cold air in.
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If he comes back in. Call the police.
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["Work" playing]
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Maybe it's upside down.
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00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,160
-No.
-No.
247
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,360
What you doing?
248
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,880
Found this behind the unit.
249
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:07,920
Yeah, yeah it belongs to a client,
he's got an interview this afternoon.
250
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,080
They're taking that
to a job interview? Good luck.
251
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,200
[Paul and George chuckle]
252
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,120
Oh, that's good.
Did one of your kids do that?
253
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,200
-One of the claimants did it.
-[all chuckle]
254
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,680
-What's it meant to be?
-It's a cow.
255
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,200
Really? A cow?
256
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,080
-So is that its head?
-That? No, that's its tail.
257
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,600
It's too big to be its tail.
258
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,920
It's abstract.
It's not meant to be literal.
259
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,320
Open your minds. See the piece as a whole.
260
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,800
So that's not its head then?
261
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,080
No.
262
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,560
[chair rattles]
263
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,320
Why's it colder
than a witch's tit in here?
264
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,160
-I thought the heating was broken?
-[Angela] No, I've turned it down.
265
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,800
[Paul] What for? We're not storing meat.
266
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,640
I'm saving us money.
267
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,680
-I think that's a great idea, Angela.
-Thanks.
268
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,560
But I have just lost
the feeling in my feet.
269
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:02,720
Yeah, that's bad circulation.
270
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,600
-I'll turn it up.
-No, you won't.
271
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:07,560
[Paul] Hold your horses,
Natalie's deputy manager--
272
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And I'm cost cutting commander,
it's my jurisdiction.
273
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,640
Commander?
You were champion half an hour ago.
274
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,400
[Angela] Either way,
I have control of the thermostat
275
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,200
and it's staying on six.
276
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,760
["Let Forever Be" playing]
277
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,000
[video game tones]
278
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,840
-[Lottie] Hi, there!
-Mmm.
279
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,800
-Karl, is it?
-Mhmm.
280
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,400
-I'm Lottie.
-[Karl] Mmm.
281
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,480
-[Lottie] Ben's running a bit late.
-Mmm.
282
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,560
But help yourself to anything you fancy.
There's M&M's there.
283
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,880
Mmm? Oh, wow, M&M's.
284
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,760
Can I get you a drink?
What coffee do you like?
285
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,120
Oh, um... Goldblend?
286
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,960
We've got our own barista.
He'll make you anything.
287
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,120
-Anything?
-[milk steamer sprays]
288
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:24,040
[Ben] Right, okay. So that's not its head?
289
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:28,800
-No.
-Yeah, yeah, this piece. It's really...
290
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,800
challenging.
291
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,880
-Thanks.
-Did you say your degree's in...
292
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,640
Art. Fine Art. I got a first.
293
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,920
Well, I was two marks off,
but it's the same thing right? [laughs]
294
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:49,160
So, Karl, the position you're applying for
involves creating artwork
295
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,800
for computer games.
Do you think you could adapt your...
296
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,320
style to that?
297
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,480
-Yes. Yes I could.
-Cool. Cool. Great. How?
298
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,280
Well, um...
299
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,760
I could add a gun
to that particular piece.
300
00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:06,679
It could be a new game, you know...
301
00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:09,439
-"Killer cow."
-Killer cow?
302
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,440
Yeah, it could fight
other farm yard animals.
303
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:15,000
You know, it could fight your sheep,
your hens, your horses...
304
00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:18,559
Well, horses, mainly.
The end of level boss could be...
305
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:24,680
a big shire horse
that you have to kill by firing, um...
306
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,560
milky bullets from your, um...
307
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,520
-You know, your tits.
-Tits?
308
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,920
[Karl] Yeah, yeah, udders.
309
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:37,680
Okay. Cool. And, um... what's this one?
310
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,360
[Karl] Um...
311
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,760
It's the crying eye of a war child.
312
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,120
["Work" playing]
313
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,640
-Oh!
-Hello, Karl!
314
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,880
-Hello, Trish. How are you?
-[Trish] I'm fine.
315
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,920
Why are you coming in the back way?
316
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,040
Er... just for a change.
317
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,960
Why are you standing behind a bin?
318
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,320
Um... because I...
319
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:22,120
am... Smoking. [chuckles]
320
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,520
-You caught me! I am a dirty smoker.
-Are you?
321
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,560
Yes, I love the fags.
322
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,440
I'll probably have one now, actually.
323
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,000
-[Trish] Yeah.
-Okay.
324
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,120
[coughs]
325
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,040
Oh, that's smooth. [coughs]
326
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,760
[coughs] So are you going to go inside?
327
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,400
Yeah, I'll probably just mosey on in.
328
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:02,360
Yeah, I think I'll just move
round here for a bit.
329
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,920
[stuttering] Are you alright?
330
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,560
Yeah, yeah, just a bit lightheaded.
331
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,960
-Oh!
-[thud]
332
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,200
-Trish?
-[Trish] Get up, get up!
333
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,680
[Tom] I'm trying.
334
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:15,600
[Trish] Oh!
335
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,360
-[Trish] Oh...
-Hello, mate.
336
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,480
-Tom, what are you doing?
-I'm not going to lie to you, Karl.
337
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,400
I'm doing exactly what it looks like.
338
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,800
He booty-called me.
339
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,320
Things sort of developed after last night.
340
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:29,960
Last night?
341
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,240
Yeah, when Trish came back to ours
and we, you know.
342
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:35,960
You and Trish?
343
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,040
Karl, you know this,
we talked about it in the car.
344
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,000
Yeah... Oh, yeah. Obviously.
345
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,000
Yeah, you came back to ours
and you both...
346
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,640
You... It was...
347
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,520
Are you going to be okay with this?
348
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,520
Yeah, I mean, this is absolutely fine.
349
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,880
I just, oh...
350
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,840
I'm so pleased.
351
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:02,200
Oh, Karl, I'm so glad
you don't think this is weird.
352
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,040
[sighs]
353
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:12,640
[gasps] Bloody hell, Graham!
You gave me kittens then!
354
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,680
Come in.
355
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,560
Be quick, we're closing in ten minutes.
356
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,160
Thanks, Janette.
I did go and sit in the swimming baths
357
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,800
but they get funny
if you're only watching.
358
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,520
-What's he doing back?
-[Janette] Oh, Angela, let him stay
359
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,080
it's bitter outside.
360
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,840
Actually, I think it's colder in here.
361
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,000
I'll go and find a warm corner in IKEA.
362
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,040
-[Janette] You stay put.
-[Trish] Everything alright?
363
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,960
Angela's turned the heating down.
364
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:41,160
Which is well within my role
as cost cutting tzar.
365
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,040
Oh, we don't need to worry
about cost cutting anymore, Angela.
366
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,200
Natalie's had a brainwave.
367
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,080
She's ordered a load of
energy saving light bulbs.
368
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,600
It's going to save us a fortune.
369
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,760
-Turn it back up, Paul.
-What shall we say, er, 22?
370
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,600
Twenty-four! Let's go tropical!
371
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,720
["Work" playing]
372
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,840
Just so you know,
a bit of a misunderstanding.
373
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,560
It turns out
Trish actually slept with my flatmate.
374
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:16,720
Yeah, I knew that. Sorry.
I just couldn't resist winding you up.
375
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,040
Your face was too funny.
376
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,440
[gasps]
377
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:23,600
Yeah, right, that is hilarious.
You're a really good liar.
378
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:24,600
I'd never have done it if I thought
379
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,320
you were going to apply
for another job though.
380
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:27,960
Did you get it?
381
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:33,720
Yeah, they really wanted me,
but, um, it just wasn't right.
382
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:38,440
Uh, I could do with a beer after today.
You up to anything tonight?
383
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,640
Are you asking me out?
384
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,960
No... just rolling with the small talk.
385
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,320
Don't worry, I'm winding you up.
386
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:47,760
[sighs]
387
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:49,840
I think I'm just going
to head home anyway.
388
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,760
Oh, right yeah.
It's your first day and all that.
389
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,440
I'll probably just
head off myself actually.
390
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,120
I might do a baked potato.
391
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:02,080
So turns out,
Tom's extremely allergic to dogs
392
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,400
which means my flat is totally off limits.
393
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,440
So I'm coming round yours tonight.
394
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,240
Oh, you've lucked out.
Got yourself a free lift home.
395
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,080
And back again in the morning.
396
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:12,880
It's going to be like working
with your flatmate.
397
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,320
-Or living with your boss.
-[both chuckle]
398
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,920
[fake laughs] Yeah, great.
399
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,240
Ready when you are, Roomy.
400
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:23,040
-Enjoy your baked potato.
-There's no need for baked potatoes.
401
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,960
Tom's making us a romantic meal.
402
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,400
I'm sure there'll be enough for three.
Come on, Karl. Bye, Natalie.
403
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,000
[Natalie] Bye.
404
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,400
["Blondes Are The Bomb" playing]
405
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:39,000
See, that was more fun
than watching the football, wasn't it?
406
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,000
Yeah, yeah. I love a romcom.
407
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,840
[Trish and Tom giggle]
408
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,480
[yawns]
409
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,000
-I think we might turn in mate.
-Okay.
410
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,360
-Night, Karl.
-Yep. Night, mate.
411
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,840
[Trish giggles] Oh, Tom!
412
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:03,080
[giggles] Oh! You're hanging around...
413
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,720
[Trish screams] Ah! Ooh!
414
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,720
[grunts]
415
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,680
["Work" playing]
416
00:23:07,730 --> 00:23:12,280
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