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This is Zero
One Alpha. We have secured Falcon.
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I say again,
we have secured Falcon.
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Grenade! Sir, get back!
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Shit.
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Fucking missed it.
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How did I
fucking miss it?
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Merlin, I apologize for
putting you in this position.
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You trained him well.
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James...
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training is over.
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Welcome to Kingsman.
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Lancelot.
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Sir.
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I'll deal with
this mess personally.
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I very much regret that
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your husband's bravery
can't be publicly celebrated.
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I hope you understand.
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How can I understand?
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You won't
tell me anything.
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I didn't even know
he wasn't with his squad.
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I'm so sorry,
I can't say more.
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But I would like to present you
with this Medal of Valor...
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and if you look closely on
the back, there's a number.
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And as a more concrete
gesture of our gratitude...
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we'd like to offer you, um...
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Let's call it a favor.
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The nature of it
is your choice.
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Just tell the operator...
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"oxfords not brogues, "
and then I'll know it's you.
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I don't want your help!
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I want
my husband back!
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What's your name,
young man?
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Eggsy.
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Hello, Eggsy.
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Can I see that?
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You take care of this,
Eggsy.
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All right?
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And take care
of your mum, too.
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So sorry, Professor Arnold.
Just a tiny bit more.
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Oh, for God's sakes,
just rip it off.
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I'm under very strict
instructions not to hurt you.
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Look, you've made a mistake.
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I'm a university lecturer.
I've got no money.
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This isn't about money.
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Our boss just
wants to talk to you.
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Am I meant to
find that reassuring?
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He'll be here soon.
He'll explain.
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Do you like whiskey?|
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Red, get the '62 Marmoreal.
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Hmm.
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Honestly, this whiskey,
it's amazing.
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You will shit.|
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I suppose asking to borrow a cup
of sugar is a step too far?
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Professor Arnold,
I'm here to take you home.
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Hmm.
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1962 Marmoreal.
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It'd be a sin
to spill any.
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Don't you think?
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Can you hold these?
Please?
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Thank you.
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Everything is clean.
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My kind of welcome.
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Mmm.
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No stomach for violence.
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I mean, literally,
I see one drop of blood...
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that is me done.
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I'm like...|
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projectile.
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Listen, I'm so sorry...
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you had to witness all this unpleasantness
due to our uninvited guest.
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But I promise you, by the time
I've found out who he works for...
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you and I will be
the best of friends.
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To the shop, please.
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Arthur's in the
dining room, sir.
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Arthur.
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Galahad.
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The others were
beginning to wonder
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if we were going to
have a double toast.
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Gentlemen, I'm thankful to
say it's been 17 years...
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since we last had occasion
to use this decanter.
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Lancelot was an outstanding
agent, and a true Kingsman.
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He will be sorely missed.
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To Lancelot.
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To Lancelot.
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I intend to start the
selection process for
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Lancelot's replacement
tomorrow.
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I want each of you
to propose a candidate...
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and have them report
to UK HQ...
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no later than 9 p. m. GMT.
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Thank you.
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Merlin.
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Come in.
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Lancelot was investigating
a group of mercenaries...
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who were experimenting
with biological weaponry.
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Glasses, gentlemen, please.
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Uganda, 2012.
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Synthetic nothingness.
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They put it in the water supply
of a guerrilla army base.
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Rage, cannibalism,
multiple fatalities.
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Chechnya, 2013.
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Insurgents turned on
one another.
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Indisputably, the work
of our mercenaries,
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but no trace of any
chemicals of any kind.
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So what happened
to Lancelot?
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He tracked them to this
property in Argentina.
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While he had them
under surveillance...
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he became aware
they'd effected a kidnapping.
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So he executed a solo rescue
mission, which failed.
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This is his
last transmission.
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Who is he? Some climate
change doomsayer.
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Expounds something
called "Gaea theory"...
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about the world healing
itself, or some such.
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But what's curious,
is he's not actually missing.
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This is Professor Arnold...
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at Imperial College
this morning.
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It's all yours.
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And don't forget
your membership proposal.
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Try picking a more suitable
candidate this time.
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17 years and still...
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evolving with the times remains an
entirely foreign concept to you.
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Need I remind you,
I wouldn't be here
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if it weren't for
that young man?
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He was as much Kingsman
material as any of them.
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More so.
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But he wasn't exactly
one of us, was he?
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Let's face it,
Galahad,
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your little
experiment failed.
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With respect, Arthur,
you're a snob.
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"With respect"?
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The world is changing.
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There's a reason why aristocrats
developed weak chins.
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Eggsy?
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Eggsy, come here.
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Got any Rizal, babe?
No.
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Why don't you do
your mum a favor,
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go down to the shop
and get some?
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Get them yourself.
Oi.
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What have I said to you about
speaking to Dean like that?
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Three's a crowd, innit?
Why don't Dean's poodle go?
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I'll tell you what.
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Why don't you take this,
go and get some Rizal...
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get yourself some sweets?
And while you're gone...
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we'll show your mother how three
can be good company.
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Thanks, babe.
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There we go.|
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Is that better?
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If Dean treats
your mum so bad,
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why doesn't she
leave him?
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Low self-esteem.
That's her problem.
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Fuck off. Why would she
have low self-esteem?
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Peggy's mum is well fit.|
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No offense, Brut.
It's all right.
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One of these days,
I'm gonna smash his face in.
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Are you mental, cuss?
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He'd just get
that lot to do you,
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and then pretend
he knew nothing--
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... about it.
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Oi! You think you can chat shit
about us and we won't do nothing...
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just because our guvnors
banging Peggy's mum?
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Pretty much, yeah.
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Brut, just leave it.
Let's just go, man.
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It's not worth it.
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You boys have
outstayed your welcome.
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Leave.
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What?
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I'm sorry about that, Brut.
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Yeah.
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Mug.
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They weren't fucking
worth it, boys.
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It's freezing.
Why are we walking?
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You jacked his
fucking car keys, Brut?
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Yeah. Now, we're gonna nick his car.|
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Shit!
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Hold on, boys.
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Hey, that's my fucking car!
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Hey! Hey! Eggsy!
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I swear, you want to
fucking stop it!
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You're a fucking dead man!
Stop it!
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I'm gonna fucking have ya!
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Floor it, Eggsy!|
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Floor it!|
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Wanker!
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Yeah, Dean.
Look, it's me.
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Eggsy just stole
my fucking car, yeah.
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I've come out the pub, he's done
15 donuts in my fucking face...
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and he's drove off.
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No, I can't have it!
He's disrespecting me.
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And that means,
he's disrespecting you.
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Hold up! What the... ?
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Oh.
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Dickhead.
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Foxes are vermin, cuss.
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Should've driven it over.
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Should've done
a lot of things.
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I'll sort this.
Get out of the car.
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I said, get out
of the fucking car!
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Eggsy, there is no such
thing as honor amongst thieves.
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Now, you can start giving me some
names of the boys you were with...
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or you go down.
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It's up to you.
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I want to exercise
my right to a phone call.
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Well, I hope it's
to your mum...
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to tell her you're gonna be 18
months late for your dinner.
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Customer Complaints,
how may I help you? Um...
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My name's Eggsy Unwind.
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Sorry, Gary Unwind.
And I'm up shit creek.
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I'm in Lowborn
police station...
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and my mum said to call this
number if ever I needed help.
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I'm sorry, sir.
Wrong number.
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Wait! Wait!
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Oxfords not brogues.
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Your complaint has been
duly noted...
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and we hope that we have not
lost you as a loyal customer.
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Yeah.
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You what?
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I...
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Yeah.
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Yes, I totally understand.
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Eggsy.
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Would you like
a lift home?
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Who are you?
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The man who
got you released.
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That ain't an answer.
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A little gratitude
would be nice.
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My name is Harry Hart,
and I gave you that medal.
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Your father saved my life.
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So before you was a
tailor, was you in the army?
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Like an officer.
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Not quite.
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So where was you posted,
Iraq or something?
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Sorry, Eggsy. Classified.
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But my dad
saved your life, yeah?
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The day your father died,
I missed something.
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And if it weren't
for his courage...
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my mistake would have cost the
lives of every man present.
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So I owe him.
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Your father was
a brave man.
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A good man.
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And having read
your files...
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I think he'd be bitterly disappointed
in the choices you've made.
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You can't talk to me
like that.
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Huge I. Q.
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Great performance
at primary school.
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And it all went tits up.
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Drugs, petty crime.
Never had a job.
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You think there's a lot of jobs
going around here, do you?
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Doesn't explain why you
gave up your hobbies.
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First prize, regional
Under-10s gymnastics...
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two years in a row.
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00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,253
Your coach had you pegged
as Olympic team material.
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Yeah, well, when you grow up around
someone like my stepdad...
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you pick up
new hobbies pretty quick.
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Of course.
Always someone ease�s fault.
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Who's to blame
for you quitting the Marines?
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You were
halfway through training,
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doing brilliantly,
but you gave up.
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Because my mum went mental.
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00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,682
Banging on about losing me
as well as my dad.
259
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,267
Didn't want me being cannon
fodder for snobs like you.
260
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,853
Judging people like me
from your ivory towers...
261
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,235
with no thought about
why we do what we do.
262
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,280
We ain't got much choice.
You get me?
263
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,108
And if we was born with the same
silver spoon up our arses...
264
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,118
we'd do just as well as you.
If not, better.
265
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,121
What the fuck you doing here?
You taking the piss?
266
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,079
Some more examples
of young men...
267
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,960
who simply need
a silver suppository?
268
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,621
No, they're exceptions.
Come on.
269
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,255
Nonsense. We haven't
finished our drinks.
270
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,506
After you nicked his car...
271
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:08,962
Dean says you're fair game.
272
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,593
He don't give a shit
what your mum says.
273
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,136
Um, listen, boys...
274
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,472
I've had a rather
emotional day...
275
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,383
so whatever your beef
with Eggsy is,
276
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,969
and I'm sure
it's well-founded...
277
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,804
I'd appreciate it
enormously...
278
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,939
if you could just
leave us in peace...
279
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,647
until I finish
this lovely pint of Guinness.
280
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,189
You should get out
of the way, Granddad,
281
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,364
or you'll get
hurt and all.
282
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:33,991
He ain't joking.
You should go.
283
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,401
Mmm.
284
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:41,995
Excuse me.
285
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:44,918
If you're looking for
another rent boy,
286
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,541
they're on the
corner of Smith street.
287
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,798
Manners...
288
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,301
market...
289
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,551
man.
290
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,810
Do you know
what that means?
291
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,860
Then let me
teach you a lesson.
292
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,747
Are we going to stand around here
all day, or are we going to fight?
293
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:13,508
You fucking dirty,
fucking dirty--
294
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,212
Sorry about that.
295
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,127
Needed to let off
a little steam.
296
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:02,799
I heard yesterday
a friend of mine died.
297
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:05,013
He knew your father too,
actually.
298
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,639
Now, I do apologize, Eggsy.
299
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,807
I shouldn't have done this in front of you.|
300
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,976
No, please! I won't
say nothing, I swear!
301
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,645
If there's one thing I can do,
it's keep my mouth shut.
302
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,154
You won't tell a soul?
Ask the feds.
303
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,314
I've never grassed anyone up.
304
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,824
Is that a promise?
On my life!
305
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,830
Much appreciated, Eggsy.
306
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,741
You're right about
the snobs.
307
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,161
But there, too,
there are exceptions.
308
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,875
Best of luck
with everything.
309
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,345
In celebrity news,
310
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,307
the Richmond Valentine movie
premiered in Hollywood last night.
311
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:55,397
The story of the internet
billionaire's rise to power...
312
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:58,358
is expected to be this
award season's hot ticket.
313
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,524
One notable absence from the
red carpet was Ciggy Azalea...
314
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:05,194
still missing three days after she
failed to appear at her Oakland concert.
315
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:06,908
No ransom has been demanded.
316
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:09,039
Eggsy, just go, please, because
he's gonna...
317
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,708
No,
please, don't hurt him!
318
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,585
Fuck off! Get the fuck away
with ya!
319
00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:14,961
Shut the fuck up!
320
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,248
Who was with you
in that fucking pub?
321
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,542
I want to know the name of
the geezer you was with.
322
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,551
I wasn't with no one!
Who was it?
323
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,132
I don't know what you're on about.
Who was it?
324
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,421
I don't know
who you're fucking on about!
325
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:25,714
Fucking tell me his name!
326
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,225
I don't know who you're
fucking on about!
327
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:33,430
You listen to me!
328
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,565
I want to know who you was with
in that pub. Do you understand?
329
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,601
I want to know his fucking name!
330
00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:40,738
Because, I swear,
I'll rip your head off.
331
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,945
Tell me!
I don't know
what you're fucking on about!
332
00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:45,155
Just tell him, Eggsy!
333
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,115
Fuck off! Fuck off, Michelle!|
334
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,574
I could kill you
right now...
335
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:51,240
and no one in the whole world
will notice!
336
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,080
But I would.
337
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:55,085
I have enough evidence
on your activities...
338
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,246
to have you locked up
for the rest of your life...
339
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,632
Mr. Dean Anthony Baker.
What the fuck?
340
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,425
So I suggest you
leave the boy alone...
341
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:04,883
or I shall be forced to deliver it
to the appropriate authorities.
342
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,720
Eggsy, meet me at the tailor
I told you about.
343
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,351
What the fuck's
going on here?
344
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,520
Eggsy, you fucking maggot!
345
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,897
Hey, we got a racer!
346
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:17,524
Come here. Hey!
347
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,351
Eggsy, you fucking--
348
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,815
Come here, son!
349
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,332
You wanker!
350
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:36,118
I'll have you, son!
351
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,562
I've never met
a tailor before.
352
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,739
But I know you ain't one.
353
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,366
Come with me.
354
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,334
Come on in.
355
00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:28,045
What do you see?
356
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:31,557
Someone who wants to know
what the fuck is going on.
357
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,602
I see a young man
with potential.
358
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,681
A young man
who is loyal.
359
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,566
Who can do
as he's asked.
360
00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:44,524
And who wants to do
something good with his life.
361
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,107
Did you see the film
Trading Places?
362
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,200
No.
363
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,111
How about Nikita?
364
00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:54,538
Pretty Woman?
365
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,539
All right.
366
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,325
My point is, that the
lack of a silver spoon
367
00:26:58,408 --> 00:26:59,705
has set you
on a certain path...
368
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,711
but you needn't stay on it.
369
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:06,801
If you're prepared to adapt
and learn, you can transform.
370
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,219
Oh, like in My Fair Lady.
371
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:12,302
Well, you're
full of surprises.
372
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:15,267
Yes, like My Fair Lady.
373
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,473
Only, in this case,
I'm offering you
374
00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,601
the opportunity to
become a Kingsman.
375
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,607
A tailor?
376
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,396
A Kingsman agent.
377
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,229
Like a spy?
378
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:27,562
Of sorts.
379
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:30,399
Interested?
380
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,239
You think I've got
anything to lose?
381
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:41,752
Since 1849...
382
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:46,086
Kingsman tailors have clothed the
world's most powerful individuals.
383
00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:48,125
By 1919, a great number
of them had
384
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,961
lost their heirs
to World War One.
385
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:55,098
That meant a lot of money
going inherited.
386
00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:59,262
And a lot of powerful men with a desire
to preserve peace and protect life.
387
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:02,352
Our founders realized that they could
channel that wealth and influence...
388
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,141
for the greater good.
389
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:07,608
And so began
our other venture.
390
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,781
An independent, international
intelligence agency...
391
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:14,284
operating at the
highest level of discretion.
392
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:16,570
Above the politics
and bureaucracy...
393
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:20,913
that undermine the integrity of
government-run spy organizations.
394
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:24,002
The suit is a
modern gentleman's armor.
395
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:27,923
And the Kingsman agents
are the new knights.
396
00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,592
How deep does this
fucking thing go?
397
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:31,798
Deep enough.
398
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:18,181
Shit, we're late.
399
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:45,372
Your father had the
same look on his face.
400
00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:48,412
As did I.
401
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,206
Come on.
402
00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:55,048
Galahad.
403
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,211
My code name.
404
00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,846
Late again, sir.
405
00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:59,510
Good luck.
406
00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,224
In you go.
407
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:13,900
Fall in.
408
00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:18,950
Ladies and gentlemen,
my name is Merlin.
409
00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:20,201
You are about to embark...
410
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,079
on what is probably the most dangerous
job interview in the world.
411
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:26,124
One of you,
and only one of you,
412
00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:28,748
will become the next Lancelot.
413
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:32,756
Can anybody tell me
what this is?
414
00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,250
Yes?
Body bag, sir.
415
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,636
Correct. Charlie, isn't it?
416
00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:38,678
Yes, sir.
417
00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:39,755
Good.
418
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,258
In a moment, you will
each collect a body bag.
419
00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,267
You will write your name
on that bag.
420
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:47,847
You will write the details of
your next of kin on that bag.
421
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:51,267
This represents your acknowledgment of
the risks that you are about to face...
422
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,729
as well as your agreement
to strict confidentiality.
423
00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:57,944
Which, incidentally, if you
break, will result in you...
424
00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:00,575
and your next of kin...
425
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:02,619
being in that bag.
426
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:05,701
Is that understood?
427
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:08,371
Excellent
428
00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:10,247
Fall out.
429
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,965
Roxanne.
But call me Roxy.
430
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,134
I'm Eggsy.
"Eggsy"?
431
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:23,344
No "Eggsy".
432
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:24,766
Eggo?
433
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,051
Where did they dig you up?
434
00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,312
You know we're not allowed
to discuss who proposed us.
435
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:29,767
No need to bite
his head off.
436
00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,274
Charlie's only making
conversation, right, Charlie?
437
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:33,809
Hmm.
I'm Digby.
438
00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:36,144
Digby.
439
00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,650
Eggo, this is Rufus.
440
00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,315
Rufus, Eggsy.
441
00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:44,282
So, Eggo, are you
Oxford or Cambridge?
442
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:45,529
Neither.
443
00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:46,909
Saint Andrews?
Durham?
444
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,995
No, wait, I think
we may have met.
445
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:52,878
Did you serve me at the McDonald's
in Winchester service station?
446
00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:53,920
No.
447
00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:55,087
But if I had,
I would have given you
448
00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,506
an extra helping
of secret sauce.
449
00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:59,752
It's definitely Saint
Andrews
450
00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:01,507
Just ignore them.
451
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:02,762
You need a pen?
452
00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:03,839
Cheers.
453
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,344
Amelia, isn't it?
454
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,846
Amelia, Eggsy-
455
00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:08,180
Hi, Eggsy-
456
00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:10,262
Don't take any notice
of those guys.
457
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,147
That's what I told him.
458
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:15,650
It's just scare tactics.
459
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,519
Classic army technique.
460
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:18,854
No one's gonna die.
461
00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:24,200
Shame.
462
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:28,538
Great. You don't
know, the CIA don't know.
463
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:31,200
Nobody knows who this guy is?
464
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:32,951
Fine.
465
00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:34,495
Seriously, it's fine.
466
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:38,541
Well, it's not really fine,
but it's not why I'm here.
467
00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:42,177
Hell, man, you know me.
Money's not my issue.
468
00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:44,053
I could've retired
straight out of MIT...
469
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:46,681
fucked off to some island,
let the business run itself.
470
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,593
Nobody told me
to try and save the planet.
471
00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:51,386
I wanted to.
472
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:55,274
Climate change research, lobbying,
years of study, billions of dollars...
473
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:57,230
and you know why I quit?
474
00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:02,440
Because the last time I checked,
the planet was still fucked.
475
00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:05,275
Hence, my epiphany-
476
00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:08,195
Money won't solve this.
477
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:11,039
Those idiots who
call themselves politicians...
478
00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:15,248
have buried their heads in the sand and
stood for nothing but re-election.
479
00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:20,382
So I spent the last two years
trying to find a real solution.
480
00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,880
And I found it.
481
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,089
Now, if you really want to make
the world a better place...
482
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,599
I suggest you open
your fucking ears,
483
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,392
because I'm about to
tell it to you.
484
00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:33,558
Go on, Mr. Valentine.
485
00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:35,431
I'm still listening.
486
00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:40,103
As long as you
agree to all my terms.
487
00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:29,863
All right, no one panic.
Listen to me.
488
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:31,157
Stay calm.
489
00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:32,654
Fuck.
490
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,370
Loo snorkels,
loo snorkels!
491
00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:38,376
Loo snorkels?
Showerheads!
492
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:40,753
Showerheads?
493
00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:42,297
She's right.
Fucking go!
494
00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,959
Hey, hang about, what's wrong
with the fucking door?
495
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:13,217
Congratulations on
completing your first task.
496
00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:16,137
Charlie, Roxy, well done.
497
00:36:16,299 --> 00:36:18,097
For those of you
who are still confused...
498
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,432
if you can get a breathing tube
around a U-bend of a toilet...
499
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:22,438
you have an
unlimited air supply.
500
00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:25,100
Simple physics,
worth remembering.
501
00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:28,566
Eggsy, well done for spotting
that was a two-way mirror.
502
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:29,729
He's probably seen
enough of them.
503
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:32,775
Yeah, you can all wipe
those smirks off your faces.
504
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:34,193
Because as far
as I'm concerned,
505
00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:36,778
every single one of you
has failed.
506
00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:40,161
You all forgot
the most important thing...
507
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:42,454
teamwork.
508
00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:59,305
So much for
classic army technique.
509
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:03,722
35.
510
00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:05,766
105.
511
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,735
That's it. That's it.|
512
00:37:13,106 --> 00:37:14,107
Hello.
513
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:15,821
Can I help you?
514
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:19,363
Yes. I have a question
about anthropogenic force.
515
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:23,659
Oh. Really? It's
actually quite fascinating.
516
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,500
My colleague died
trying to rescue you...
517
00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:29,380
and I'm sure you saw
how well trained he was...
518
00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:32,133
so I suggest you tell me who kidnapped
you and why they let you go.
519
00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:34,044
I have no idea
what you're talking--
520
00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:37,089
I'm not supposed to say it,
but it was--
521
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:39,182
Oh, for God's sake,
I've barely touched you.
522
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,637
Oh, man up!|
523
00:38:01,488 --> 00:38:03,411
Fuck that guy, whoever he is.
I'm gonna--
524
00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:06,917
He made me kill
Professor Arnold.
525
00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:08,419
I goddamn loved
Professor Arnold.
526
00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:09,625
Well, the good news is...
527
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,586
we know the emergency
and surveillance system work.
528
00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:13,716
You know what's
not good news?
529
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,593
"My colleague died!"
530
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:17,174
That's what he said!
531
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:19,681
This is an organization,
and they're all over us.
532
00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:21,675
Whoever you spoke to--
I told you...
533
00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:24,720
I made contact with the KGB,
MI6, Mossad and Beijing.
534
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:27,017
They all insist
he wasn't one of theirs.
535
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:28,685
Beijing-
536
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:33,361
So freaky how there's no recognizable
name for the Chinese secret service.
537
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,985
Now, that's what you call
a secret, right?
538
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,733
You know what? Fuck it.
539
00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:40,785
We need to speed things up.
540
00:38:40,944 --> 00:38:42,287
Bring the
product release forward.
541
00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:44,288
We're only halfway
into production...
542
00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:45,869
and speeding it will
cost a fortune.
543
00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,329
Do I look like
I give a fuck?
544
00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:49,248
Just get it done.
545
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:54,507
As some of you will
have learned last night...
546
00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:59,137
teamwork is paramount
here at Kingsman.
547
00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:03,095
We're here to enhance your
skills, test you to the limit.
548
00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:06,683
Which is why you're
gonna pick a puppy.
549
00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,688
Wherever you go,
your dog goes.
550
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:11,066
You will care for it.
You will teach it.
551
00:39:11,224 --> 00:39:14,273
And by the time it's fully
trained, so will you be.
552
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:17,029
Those of you
who are still here, that is.
553
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,111
Do you understand?
554
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:21,192
Choose VOW PUPPY-
555
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:24,988
A poodle?
556
00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:26,072
What?
557
00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:27,874
They're gun dogs.
558
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,534
Oldest working breed.
559
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,499
Easy to train.
560
00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:33,789
A pug?|
561
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:36,837
It's a bulldog, innit?
562
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:40,637
It'll get bigger,
though, won't it?
563
00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:46,677
Shit.
564
00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:52,023
His MRI shows
no signs of concussion.
565
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:55,151
No direct
brain trauma at all.
566
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:57,570
How much longer
can he be out?
567
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:58,901
That's the
million-dollar question.
568
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:00,906
We don't know what he was
exposed to in there.
569
00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:02,533
What about Harry's footage?
570
00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:04,365
It didn't stream
to his home terminal.
571
00:40:04,527 --> 00:40:07,497
Encrypted and uncrackable.
572
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:08,865
If and when
he comes around...
573
00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:11,660
you might want to have a with
him about sharing his password.
574
00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:13,499
Is he gonna be all right?
575
00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:16,335
We need to
have patience, . .
576
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,091
But there's hope, okay?
577
00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,384
If I were you, I'd concentrate
on your training.
578
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:22,716
Make it through the tests.
Make him proud.
579
00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:31,847
Come on,
come on, come on!
580
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:34,107
J. B. , come on! Come on!|
581
00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:39,187
I'm not coming last
because of you.
582
00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:42,524
J. B. , I'll shoot you! Goddamn
you, I'll fucking shoot you!
583
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,448
Merlin said we're not
allowed to hold you.
584
00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:49,114
Bollocks.
585
00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:32,657
Water!|
586
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,412
Come on, then!
Eggsy, forget it!
587
00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:39,080
What's wrong, mate?
You can't take a joke?
588
00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:41,420
Seriously, you'll get thrown
out, and it's just not worth it.
589
00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:43,084
Maybe I don't give a fuck
if I get kicked out!
590
00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:44,594
Do it. Come on, you pleb.
591
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:46,174
Charlie, fuck off!
592
00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:48,214
Aw.
593
00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:51,267
Yeah, go on, walk away.
Dickhead.
594
00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:53,685
Come on, J. B.
595
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:54,937
Come on, good boy.
596
00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:11,113
You have exactly one
hour to complete the test...
597
00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:12,826
starting now.
598
00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:16,659
New target,
800 meters.
599
00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,453
You know, it's unbelievable.
You're still here...
600
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:22,123
lingering like some big, steaming
shit that just won't flush.
601
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:23,792
Roger that.
Target identified.
602
00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:25,960
And how about you
shut the fuck up?
603
00:42:26,127 --> 00:42:27,253
Positive discrimination...
604
00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:28,842
that's what it is.
605
00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:30,177
It's like those fucking
state school kids
606
00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:32,179
who get into Oxford
on C grades...
607
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:33,968
because their mum
is a one-legged lesbian.
608
00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:35,637
You don't know fuck all
about my grades.
609
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,680
Forgive me, I'm sure
you're highly educated.
610
00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:39,315
Fire when ready.
611
00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,478
How's that for
positive discrimination?
612
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:57,955
I want to thank
you both for listening...
613
00:42:58,117 --> 00:43:01,212
and I really, really appreciate you
travelling all this way...
614
00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:02,371
Your Royal Highness.
615
00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:04,332
And you, too,
Prime Minister.
616
00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:07,503
I think this is
quite brilliant.
617
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,505
It's absolutely brilliant.
618
00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:14,141
You are completely crazy.
619
00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:28,323
Don't touch--
Sorry, Your Royal Highness.
620
00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:29,528
But you've got a
big role to play...
621
00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:32,239
in getting the Scandinavian
region back on track.
622
00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:33,911
You're popular,
inspirational...
623
00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:36,539
and you have the power
to galvanize the people.
624
00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:39,541
Now, whether you're
on board or not...
625
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,327
I'm going to
have to insist...
626
00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:44,373
on getting you somewhere
I can ensure your safety.
627
00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:47,091
How about you, Prime Minister?
You in or out?
628
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,544
Well, I think
it's about time...
629
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:54,386
that a politician did something that,
uh, actually made a difference.
630
00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:56,725
Too true.
631
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:57,851
What?
632
00:43:57,927 --> 00:43:59,224
Take her away.
633
00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:03,683
Drink?
634
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:06,227
Why not?
635
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:11,156
Don't worry.
636
00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:12,734
No harm will come
to the princess.
637
00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:14,444
Well, I'm a
republican anyways,
638
00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:17,201
so it really doesn't matter.|
639
00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:19,699
Release the princess!
640
00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:54,613
Okay, you're done.
641
00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:56,277
Not so bad, right?
642
00:44:56,819 --> 00:44:58,662
Hardly felt a thing.
643
00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:00,448
Welcome aboard.
644
00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:03,660
Pleasure is all mine.|
645
00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:10,082
Ever heard of knocking?
646
00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:12,635
Only when I'm casing
a place to rob.
647
00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:15,300
Merlin said you
wanted to see me?
648
00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:18,637
I hope J. B. 's training
is going as well as yours is.
649
00:45:18,925 --> 00:45:19,972
Sit.
650
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:25,349
Congratulations on making it
to the final six candidates.
651
00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:28,017
Your test results were even
better than I could've hoped.
652
00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:31,817
Come in.
653
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:35,149
Ah.
654
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:38,657
Eggsy, I need to have
a private conversation.
655
00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:39,820
You're dismissed.
656
00:45:39,946 --> 00:45:41,664
Nonsense.
Let him observe.
657
00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:43,491
Might learn
a thing or two.
658
00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:45,959
As you wish.
Take a look at this.
659
00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:48,037
Oh, for God's
sake, I've barely touched you.
660
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,121
Oh, man up!
661
00:45:49,622 --> 00:45:51,340
Fucking hell!
662
00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:53,467
That is rank, Harry.
663
00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:55,511
You blew up his head?
664
00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:57,138
It's a bit much, innit?
665
00:45:57,296 --> 00:46:00,971
Actually, the explosion was
caused by an implant in his neck.
666
00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:02,677
Here, under the scar.
667
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,513
Did my hardware pick up
the signal that triggered it?
668
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,182
Fortunately, yes.
669
00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:09,483
Unfortunately, the IP address
I traced it to...
670
00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:11,861
is registered
to the Valentine Corporation.
671
00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:13,066
That's not much of a lead.
672
00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:14,647
He has millions of
employees worldwide.
673
00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:17,195
That Richmond Valentine
is a genius.
674
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:22,993
Did you not see
his announcement today?
675
00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:24,870
No.
676
00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:32,506
We each spend on average
$2,000 a year...
677
00:46:32,665 --> 00:46:34,542
on cell phone
and internet usage.
678
00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:37,838
It gives me great pleasure
to announce...
679
00:46:38,004 --> 00:46:40,553
those days are over.
680
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:41,762
As of tomorrow...
681
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:45,770
every man, woman and child
can claim a free SIM card...
682
00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:50,058
compatible with any cell
phone, any computer...
683
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:54,400
and utilize my communications
network for free.
684
00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:55,905
Free calls...
685
00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:57,565
free internet...
686
00:46:57,732 --> 00:46:59,234
for everyone.
687
00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:01,577
Forever.
688
00:47:17,418 --> 00:47:20,092
Valentine's assistant
has the same implant scar.
689
00:47:20,588 --> 00:47:23,262
I think Mr. Valentine and I
should have a t�te-�-t�te.
690
00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:29,230
He's having a
gala dinner next week.
691
00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:31,106
I'll get you an invitation.
692
00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:32,183
You need to be
careful, though.
693
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:34,401
Since you've been out, hundreds
of VIPs have gone missing.
694
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,938
No ransom notes,
exactly like Professor Arnold.
695
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:40,992
Then I suggest you make my alias
somebody worth kidnapping.
696
00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:54,960
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
697
00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:56,294
What, don't like heights?
698
00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:57,458
Yeah, it's okay.
699
00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:01,296
I've done it before, which is
probably why, come to think of it.
700
00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:04,465
Hey, it's gonna be all right.
701
00:48:04,632 --> 00:48:06,100
You're top of the class.
702
00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:09,311
Listen up.
703
00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:12,269
Your mission is to land in the target
without the radar detecting you.
704
00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:16,106
If I read you on the radar, or you
miss the target, you go home.
705
00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:17,649
Is that understood?
706
00:48:21,148 --> 00:48:23,776
Drop zone coming up,
20 seconds.
707
00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:26,533
We gotta go.
708
00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:37,665
Eggsy, I really don't think
I can do this.
709
00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:38,833
Of course you can't.
710
00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:40,342
Head to the back
and I'll show you how, yeah?
711
00:48:48,843 --> 00:48:50,845
Eggsy, wait! Hang on!
712
00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:53,348
Roxy, just stop
fucking about!
713
00:48:54,723 --> 00:48:55,724
Follow me, yeah?
714
00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:07,194
Whoo!
715
00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:11,873
Come on!
716
00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:15,207
Roxy,
it's now or never.
717
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:17,712
Jump!
718
00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:37,691
Good girl, Roxy...
719
00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:39,443
I'm glad you made it!
720
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:53,912
Yeah!
721
00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:55,576
Come on!
722
00:49:57,953 --> 00:50:00,081
My, my, you're all
very cheerful.
723
00:50:00,247 --> 00:50:02,420
Did you really think it was
gonna be that straightforward?
724
00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:04,961
Any idiot can
read a heads-up display.
725
00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:08,802
A Kingsman agent needs to be able
to solve problems under pressure.
726
00:50:09,381 --> 00:50:12,885
Like what to do when one of
your group has no parachute.
727
00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:15,934
What, no parachute?
Shit!
728
00:50:16,305 --> 00:50:17,431
Who?
729
00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:18,523
Fuck!
730
00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:19,600
Which one?
731
00:50:19,725 --> 00:50:21,147
What do we do?
732
00:50:21,310 --> 00:50:22,732
I told you.
Aim for the target.
733
00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:24,147
Come in under the radar.
734
00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:26,281
And I hope not to be scraping
one of you up.
735
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:29,619
But if I do have to, and
you're inside the target...
736
00:50:30,110 --> 00:50:31,828
please know I'll
be very impressed.
737
00:50:31,987 --> 00:50:33,409
Fuck!
Oh, shit!
738
00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:38,957
Everybody listen,
I've got a plan!
739
00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:43,633
Pair off! Grab the
closest person to them.
740
00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:47,465
Rufus, come on!
741
00:50:47,586 --> 00:50:48,587
Oh, fuck!
742
00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:50,464
Rufus!
743
00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:51,970
Oh, shit! I can't!
744
00:50:55,427 --> 00:50:56,428
Fuck!
745
00:50:57,846 --> 00:50:58,972
Oh, thank God!
746
00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:00,982
Rufus, you wanker!
747
00:51:02,184 --> 00:51:03,606
Shit, we're an odd number now!
748
00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:05,779
Quick, make a circle!
749
00:51:05,938 --> 00:51:07,656
Fuck, he's right!
Boys, let's do it.
750
00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:14,455
We pull our
cords one by one!
751
00:51:14,613 --> 00:51:15,830
When we know who's fucked...
752
00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:17,333
the person on
their right grabs them.
753
00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:20,370
Okay, Eggsy.
754
00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:21,829
Good plan, Eggsy.
755
00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:24,169
You have 30 seconds.
Come on now, hurry.
756
00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:25,332
Me first!
757
00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:28,760
Oh, fuck!
758
00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:30,133
Yes!
759
00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:34,637
Okay, me next.
760
00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:38,182
See you on the ground, boys.
761
00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:43,017
Now me.
762
00:51:46,895 --> 00:51:47,896
Fuck!
763
00:51:52,192 --> 00:51:53,239
Roxy...
764
00:51:53,319 --> 00:51:54,992
no matter what happens now,
I've got you, all right?
765
00:51:58,866 --> 00:52:00,163
Okay, Eggsy. -
766
00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:01,498
Yours first, okay?
Yep.
767
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:15,466
Oh, shit!
768
00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:24,601
Shit!
769
00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:27,728
Shit!|
770
00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:30,397
Rox!
771
00:52:33,859 --> 00:52:34,951
Fuck.
772
00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:53,466
Hugo, Digby.
773
00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:56,428
You don't land in the K,
you're not in the K.
774
00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:58,934
Rufus,
you opened too soon.
775
00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:00,436
You were all over
the radar.
776
00:53:00,594 --> 00:53:02,437
All three of you,
pack your bags, go home.
777
00:53:04,556 --> 00:53:06,775
Eggsy, Roxy,
congratulations.
778
00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:08,728
You set a new record.
779
00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:10,111
Opening at 300 feet...
780
00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:11,317
that's pretty ballsy.
781
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,983
Well done for completing another task.
Fall out.
782
00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:16,110
Sorry, sir.
783
00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:17,949
But why the fuck did you
choose me as the gimp?
784
00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:19,329
Am I the
expendable candidate?
785
00:53:19,488 --> 00:53:22,082
No, no, no. You don't
talk to me like that.
786
00:53:22,241 --> 00:53:24,460
You have a complaint, you come
here and you whisper it in my ear.
787
00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:34,010
You need to take
that chip off your shoulder.
788
00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:07,495
Mr. DeVere.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
789
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,839
I'm awfully sorry. I seem to
have my dates muddled up.
790
00:54:10,998 --> 00:54:13,877
Oh, no, no, no. I cancelled
the gala because of you.
791
00:54:14,209 --> 00:54:16,007
Anybody willing
to donate that much...
792
00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:18,343
deserves their own dinner.
Come in!
793
00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:20,966
Thank you.
794
00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:25,346
Got to admit, I was really
intrigued to meet you.
795
00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:27,355
There aren't many
billionaires I don't know.
796
00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:28,515
I don't doubt it.
797
00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:31,686
And, obviously, I had my people
look into your affairs...
798
00:54:31,852 --> 00:54:33,445
and that's some pretty
old money you're from.
799
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,521
How'd your folks make it?
800
00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:38,193
Property, mostly.
Property and the markets.
801
00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:40,406
Nothing questionable,
if that's your concern.
802
00:54:40,569 --> 00:54:43,197
Look, I'm just into finding out
what caliber person you are.
803
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,281
I'm sure you
understand that.
804
00:54:44,865 --> 00:54:45,912
I most certainly do.
805
00:54:46,074 --> 00:54:47,576
Hope you're hungry.
I'm famished.
806
00:54:47,743 --> 00:54:48,835
Good.
807
00:54:48,911 --> 00:54:49,912
Grab a seat.
808
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:12,734
I'll have the Big Mac, please.
809
00:55:12,893 --> 00:55:14,065
Great choice.
810
00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:17,653
But nothing beats two
cheeseburgers with secret sauce.
811
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:19,613
Goes great with
this '45 Lafite.
812
00:55:19,775 --> 00:55:20,776
A classic pairing.
813
00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:24,197
And may I suggest Twinkies and a
1937 Ch�teau d'Yquem for pudding?
814
00:55:25,030 --> 00:55:26,407
I like it.
815
00:55:26,990 --> 00:55:30,790
So, you want to
donate to my foundation.
816
00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:34,298
You are aware that I wound
things down in that area, right?
817
00:55:34,456 --> 00:55:37,380
Climate change is a threat, which
affects us all, Mr. Valentine.
818
00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:40,672
And you're one of the few powerful
men who seems to share my concerns.
819
00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:43,512
No, I shut things down, because
I wasn't getting anywhere.
820
00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:46,518
Every bit of research kept
pointing to the same thing.
821
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,054
That carbon emissions
are a red herring...
822
00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:51,895
and that we're past the point of no return
no matter what remedial actions we take?
823
00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:53,893
You know your shit.
824
00:55:54,059 --> 00:55:57,654
I sometimes envy the blissful ignorance
of those less well versed in their...
825
00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,405
"Shit. "
826
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,987
As Professor Arnold
always said...
827
00:56:02,568 --> 00:56:04,991
"Humankind is the only virus
cursed to live...
828
00:56:05,153 --> 00:56:08,407
"with the horrifying knowledge of
its host's fragile mortality. "
829
00:56:09,658 --> 00:56:12,207
You know, not a lot of people
knew about him.
830
00:56:14,913 --> 00:56:17,291
You like spy movies,
Mr. DeVere?
831
00:56:20,961 --> 00:56:23,965
Nowadays, they're all a
little serious for my taste.
832
00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:25,048
But the old ones...
833
00:56:25,924 --> 00:56:27,176
Marvelous.
834
00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:29,595
Give me a far-fetched
theatrical plot any day.
835
00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:33,265
The old Bond movies.
Oh, man!
836
00:56:33,432 --> 00:56:36,982
Oh, when I was a kid,
that was my dream job.
837
00:56:37,769 --> 00:56:39,362
Gentleman spy.
838
00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:43,075
I always felt the old Bond films
were only as good as the villain.
839
00:56:43,442 --> 00:56:47,572
As a child, I rather fancied a
future as a colorful megalomaniac.
840
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:52,748
What a shame we both
had to grow up.
841
00:56:57,372 --> 00:56:58,589
Bon app�tit.
842
00:57:01,126 --> 00:57:04,096
Just give me a couple of days
to think over your proposal.
843
00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:05,847
I'll have my people
get in touch with yours...
844
00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:07,508
and it's all good.
845
00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:11,099
And thank you for
such a happy meal.
846
00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:17,935
Well, want me
to follow him?
847
00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:19,227
Nah.
848
00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:21,988
I put a nano tracker gel
in the wine.
849
00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:25,151
We'll know his every move
for the next 24 hours.
850
00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:27,695
Finally find out
who he works for.
851
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:31,414
Valentine didn't let me
out of his sight.
852
00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:34,076
All I got was this
on the way in.
853
00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:41,300
South Glade Mission Church is a
hate group based in Kentucky.
854
00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:43,760
FBI have been
monitoring them for years.
855
00:57:43,919 --> 00:57:45,717
But you think Valentine
is a supporter?
856
00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:49,179
No evidence yet of a direct
connection, but I'll keep looking.
857
00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:51,427
Oh, by the way...
858
00:57:51,593 --> 00:57:56,645
our ever-growing list of missing persons
now includes Scandinavian royalty.
859
00:57:57,057 --> 00:57:59,776
Royal Crown Princess Tilde.
860
00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:04,697
Just let me out,
you psycho!
861
00:58:04,856 --> 00:58:07,700
I told you, you're free to go
any time you want.
862
00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:10,112
As long as you agree
to my conditions.
863
00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:12,156
I don't agree...
864
00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:15,041
and I am never ever
going to agree!
865
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,452
Tough shit.
866
00:58:16,868 --> 00:58:17,869
Bitch.
867
00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:21,790
I want to speak
to the British Council!
868
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,635
The list of missing
celebrities and dignitaries
869
00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:26,838
has continued to grow
in recent weeks...
870
00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:30,884
and world leaders are coming under
increasing pressure to provide answers.
871
00:58:31,049 --> 00:58:34,804
We are doing everything in our
power to find Princess Tilde.
872
00:58:34,970 --> 00:58:38,144
You know, governments and
security forces worldwide. . .
873
00:58:38,306 --> 00:58:42,027
Are working together to find the
person behind these abductions.
874
00:58:42,185 --> 00:58:43,858
In other news,
people all over the world...
875
00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:48,401
continue to wait in line day and
night to get their free SIM cards.
876
00:58:48,567 --> 00:58:51,036
Mrs. P, did you get one?
877
00:58:51,194 --> 00:58:53,788
Yeah, I've been
queuing up all day.
878
00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:58,202
This unprecedented giveaway by
the philanthropist Richmond Valentine...
879
00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:01,212
has already seen over a
billion cards distributed.
880
00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:02,588
At ease.
881
00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:07,173
So you thought we were done
for the day, huh?
882
00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:09,178
Well, we're not.
883
00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:12,799
A party?
Tonight, in London.
884
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,895
Who's this?
Your target.
885
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:19,022
Your mission is to use your
NLP training...
886
00:59:19,181 --> 00:59:21,559
to win over the individual on the
photograph in your envelope.
887
00:59:21,725 --> 00:59:23,227
And when I say
"win over"...
888
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,187
I do mean in
the biblical sense.
889
00:59:25,353 --> 00:59:26,525
Easy.
890
00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:29,487
Posh girls love
a bit of rough.
891
00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:31,276
We'll see about that, yeah?
892
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:33,366
We certainly will.
893
00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:39,576
Hi!
894
00:59:39,701 --> 00:59:43,001
Sorry, I just had to come
over and say, amazing eyes.
895
00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:44,588
Are you wearing
color contacts?
896
00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:46,967
No!
You so are.
897
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:49,503
Oh, my God, negging!
That's hilarious.
898
00:59:49,669 --> 00:59:51,546
I haven't heard anyone try that since
the noughties.
899
00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:52,760
Excuse me?
900
00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:53,965
"Negging"
901
00:59:54,049 --> 00:59:58,020
Saying something negative to a pretty girl
in order to undermine her social value.
902
00:59:58,178 --> 01:00:00,226
It's supposed to make you
want to win his approval.
903
01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:03,855
Absurdly basic neuro-linguistic
programming technique.
904
01:00:04,017 --> 01:00:06,145
Is it just me, or does this
champagne taste a little bit funny?
905
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,188
It's an acquired taste, mate.
I think it's just cheap.
906
01:00:08,355 --> 01:00:10,198
Get one of these instead.
They're delicious.
907
01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:13,076
If you're into seduction
techniques, this guy is textbook.
908
01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:15,988
See what he just did?
It's called an opinion opener.
909
01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:17,656
He got you talking
with a neutral question...
910
01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:19,541
got all of us involved
in the conversation...
911
01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:21,372
so that you craved
individual attention.
912
01:00:22,077 --> 01:00:23,420
No, I'm just saying
the champagne tastes rank.
913
01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:25,330
Lady Sophie
Montague-Herring.
914
01:00:25,497 --> 01:00:26,794
Phone call for you
at reception.
915
01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:28,675
Be right back. We'll see
you in a bit, yeah?
916
01:00:28,834 --> 01:00:30,211
See you in a bit.
917
01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:32,220
Budge up, Rox.
I'm feeling a bit rough.
918
01:00:32,379 --> 01:00:33,881
Are you all right?
No.
919
01:00:34,047 --> 01:00:35,094
MAN: Sorry to eavesdrop...
920
01:00:35,257 --> 01:00:38,807
but there's a much easier way to
guarantee getting someone home.
921
01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:40,557
Rohypnol.
922
01:00:42,722 --> 01:00:44,474
Or even something stronger.
923
01:01:02,033 --> 01:01:03,706
Who the fuck are you?
924
01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:05,708
Where am I?
925
01:01:08,123 --> 01:01:09,295
This knife...
926
01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:11,505
can save your life, hmm?
927
01:01:15,755 --> 01:01:16,756
Fuck!
928
01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:19,973
My employer's got two
questions for you, Eggsy.
929
01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:22,012
What the fuck is Kingsman?
930
01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:23,806
And who's Harry Hart?
931
01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:25,645
I don't know who
the fuck that is!
932
01:01:25,724 --> 01:01:26,725
Shit!
933
01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:30,733
Oh, Eggsy, I just killed two of your friends
who gave me the same bullshit answer!
934
01:01:31,271 --> 01:01:32,272
Fuck!
935
01:01:32,731 --> 01:01:35,280
Just cut the fucking ropes,
please!
936
01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:36,489
MAN: Hey, Eggsy!
937
01:01:36,651 --> 01:01:37,994
Is Kingsman worth dying for?
938
01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:41,574
Fuck you!
939
01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:57,176
Congratulations.
940
01:01:57,339 --> 01:01:58,556
Bloody well done.
941
01:02:00,842 --> 01:02:02,435
How did the others do?
942
01:02:02,594 --> 01:02:04,392
Roxy passed
with flying colors.
943
01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:07,183
Charlie's up next.
Want to watch?
944
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,068
Yeah, all right.
945
01:02:12,562 --> 01:02:14,610
Is Kingsman really
worth dying for?
946
01:02:14,773 --> 01:02:16,116
No, it fucking isn't!
947
01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:18,117
Shit, I'll tell you
what you want. Please!
948
01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:19,573
Chester King is Arthur.
949
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,955
Arthur's head of a spy agency.
It's called Kingsman.
950
01:02:22,113 --> 01:02:23,660
Get me out of here!
Thank you, Charlie.
951
01:02:23,823 --> 01:02:25,166
Much appreciated.
952
01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:27,703
Come on!
That wasn't the fucking deal!
953
01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:30,417
Fuck!
954
01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:39,718
ARTHUR: I had such
high hopes for you.
955
01:02:39,923 --> 01:02:41,846
You're a bloody disgrace.
956
01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:43,009
Arthur, I'm sorry.
957
01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:45,186
At least untie me.
958
01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:46,855
Untie yourself.
959
01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:50,688
Arthur, please.
960
01:02:52,018 --> 01:02:54,567
I'm the fucking
son of the... Shit!
961
01:02:54,729 --> 01:02:57,232
Anyone? Hello?
962
01:02:57,399 --> 01:02:59,948
Galahad, Percival,
congratulations.
963
01:03:00,235 --> 01:03:03,034
Your candidates have reached the
final stage of the testing process.
964
01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:06,746
As tradition allows, you now have
24 hours to spend with them.
965
01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:10,541
Eggsy, you should know your
father reached this point.
966
01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:12,289
From now on...
967
01:03:12,747 --> 01:03:14,215
there are no safety nets,
understood?
968
01:03:17,919 --> 01:03:18,920
Good. Dismissed.
969
01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:25,052
Charlie, time to go home.
970
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:26,561
Fuck you.
971
01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:29,223
Fucking dad's gonna
hear about this!
972
01:03:31,391 --> 01:03:32,392
"To pee or not to pee?"
973
01:03:34,477 --> 01:03:35,478
That was the headline...
974
01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:38,236
the day after I defused
a dirty bomb in Paris.
975
01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:40,571
"Germany 1, England 5. "
976
01:03:40,734 --> 01:03:41,826
Missed that game.
977
01:03:41,985 --> 01:03:44,955
I was breaking up an undercover
spy ring at the Pentagon.
978
01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:51,749
My first mission.
979
01:03:51,911 --> 01:03:53,413
Foiled the assassination
of Margaret Thatcher.
980
01:03:54,914 --> 01:03:56,257
Not everybody would
thank you for that one.
981
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:59,419
The point is, Eggsy, nobody
thanked me for any of them.
982
01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:03,636
Front page news on all these
occasions was celebrity nonsense.
983
01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:07,473
Because it's the nature of Kingsman
that our achievements remain secret.
984
01:04:07,927 --> 01:04:11,272
A gentleman's name should appear
in the newspaper only three times.
985
01:04:11,431 --> 01:04:13,775
When he's born, when he
marries, and when he dies.
986
01:04:13,933 --> 01:04:17,107
And we are, first and
foremost, gentlemen.
987
01:04:17,437 --> 01:04:18,780
That's me fucked then.
988
01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:21,650
It's like Charlie said.
I'm just a pleb.
989
01:04:21,816 --> 01:04:22,817
Nonsense.
990
01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:25,487
Being a gentleman has nothing to do
with the circumstances of one's birth.
991
01:04:26,446 --> 01:04:28,289
Being a gentleman
is something one learns.
992
01:04:29,032 --> 01:04:30,875
Yeah, but how?
993
01:04:31,785 --> 01:04:33,037
All right, first lesson.
994
01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:34,625
You should've asked me
before you took a seat.
995
01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:37,624
Second Lesson...
996
01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:39,968
how to make
a proper martini.
997
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:43,054
Yes, Harry.
998
01:04:45,632 --> 01:04:48,681
Goddamn it!
This fucking hurts!
999
01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:51,680
You're the one who asked for
a biometric security system.
1000
01:04:51,846 --> 01:04:52,972
What's wrong with
a simple switch?
1001
01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:54,140
A simple switch?
1002
01:04:54,307 --> 01:04:57,982
This is an extremely
dangerous machine.
1003
01:04:58,144 --> 01:05:02,695
It should only be operated by someone
as responsible and sane as me.
1004
01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:05,152
Bad shit could happen if this
falls into the wrong hands.
1005
01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:08,279
Whoa!
1006
01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:10,036
We done here? Shit!
1007
01:05:10,198 --> 01:05:12,826
No. Now this one.
1008
01:05:12,992 --> 01:05:14,039
For the test at the church.
1009
01:05:14,202 --> 01:05:16,045
This one just
has a short range.
1010
01:05:16,204 --> 01:05:17,751
A simple switch will do.
1011
01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:25,213
So are you gonna teach
me how to talk proper,
1012
01:05:25,296 --> 01:05:26,343
like in My Fair Lady?
1013
01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:28,224
Don't be absurd.
1014
01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:31,057
Being a gentleman has nothing
to do with one's accent.
1015
01:05:31,219 --> 01:05:33,517
It's about being at ease
in one's own skin.
1016
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,227
As Hemingway said,
"There is nothing noble...
1017
01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:37,768
"in being superior
to your fellow man.
1018
01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:41,688
"True nobility is being
superior to your former self. "
1019
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,745
Now, the first thing every
gentleman needs is a good suit.
1020
01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:52,203
By which I mean, a bespoke suit.
Never off-the-peg.
1021
01:05:52,365 --> 01:05:54,743
And Kingsman suits
are always bulletproof.
1022
01:05:54,909 --> 01:05:57,708
So let's get you measured, and then,
whether you get the job or not...
1023
01:05:57,871 --> 01:06:02,251
you'll have a lasting and useful
memento of your time at Kingsman.
1024
01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:06,047
I'm so sorry, sir, but a gentleman
is completing his fitting.
1025
01:06:06,212 --> 01:06:08,385
Fitting Room Two
is available.
1026
01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:12,394
One does not use Fitting Room Two
when one is popping one's cherry.
1027
01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:16,435
Perhaps I'll show you Fitting
Room Three while we wait.
1028
01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:28,068
So we going up or down?
1029
01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:29,406
Neither.
1030
01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:31,654
Is this it?
1031
01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:34,916
Of course not.
Pull the hook on your left.
1032
01:06:41,915 --> 01:06:42,916
Oh, yes.
1033
01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:45,589
Very, very nice.
1034
01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:51,133
You're going to need a pair of
shoes to go with your suit.
1035
01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:55,429
An oxford is any formal shoe
with open lacing.
1036
01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:58,815
This additional decorative piece
is called broguing.
1037
01:06:58,973 --> 01:07:00,145
"Oxfords not brogues. "
1038
01:07:00,308 --> 01:07:01,935
Words to live by, Eggsy.
1039
01:07:02,143 --> 01:07:04,771
Words to live by.
Try a pair.
1040
01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:07,274
Your weapon scores
are excellent, by the way.
1041
01:07:08,441 --> 01:07:11,695
These you are familiar with, and
this is our standard issue pistol.
1042
01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:13,488
It's quite unique,
as you'll see.
1043
01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:14,998
It also fires
a shotgun cartridge
1044
01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:16,791
for use in messy
close-range situations.
1045
01:07:17,158 --> 01:07:18,626
How do they feel?
Yeah, good.
1046
01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:20,128
Now do your
very best impersonation...
1047
01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:21,959
of a German aristocrat's
formal greeting.
1048
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:26,717
No, Eggsy-
1049
01:07:30,838 --> 01:07:31,964
That is sick.
1050
01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:35,100
In the old days, they had a
phone in the heel as well.
1051
01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:36,307
How do I get it back in?
1052
01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:37,470
Well, it's coated
in one of the
1053
01:07:37,554 --> 01:07:39,807
fastest acting neurotoxins
known to man...
1054
01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:42,017
so very carefully.
1055
01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:47,656
Now, I've had a
lot of fun with this.
1056
01:07:47,814 --> 01:07:50,818
One of our finest examples
of chemical engineering.
1057
01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:53,487
A poison,
harmless when ingested...
1058
01:07:53,653 --> 01:07:55,530
but at a time
convenient to you...
1059
01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:59,702
can be remotely activated.
Primed.
1060
01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:01,995
Lethal.
1061
01:08:03,371 --> 01:08:05,499
What about these?
What do these do?
1062
01:08:05,873 --> 01:08:07,841
Electrocute you?
Don't be ridiculous.
1063
01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:09,844
It's a hand grenade.
Shut up!
1064
01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:12,301
If you want to electrocute someone,
you'll need a signet ring.
1065
01:08:12,463 --> 01:08:14,557
A gentleman traditionally wears
the signet on his left hand.
1066
01:08:14,716 --> 01:08:17,686
But a Kingsman wears it on whichever
hand happens to be dominant.
1067
01:08:17,844 --> 01:08:19,187
Touch the contact
behind the ring...
1068
01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:20,471
it delivers 50,000 volts.
1069
01:08:22,390 --> 01:08:24,859
And what about them?
What makes them so special?
1070
01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:26,019
Nothing.
1071
01:08:26,185 --> 01:08:28,904
That technology has caught
up with the spy world.
1072
01:08:29,897 --> 01:08:31,695
Put it back, Eggsy.
1073
01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:35,536
Ah. Perfect timing.
1074
01:08:35,695 --> 01:08:37,572
The gentleman's
just finished.
1075
01:08:42,702 --> 01:08:44,045
Mr. DeVere!
1076
01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:47,211
What a coincidence.
1077
01:08:47,832 --> 01:08:50,711
You are totally
the reason I'm here.
1078
01:08:50,918 --> 01:08:52,044
When you left my house...
1079
01:08:52,211 --> 01:08:56,011
I was thirsting for that dope-ass
smoking jacket you had on.
1080
01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:57,676
And since I'm going
to Royal Ascot...
1081
01:08:57,842 --> 01:08:59,890
and, apparently, you need one
of these penguin suits...
1082
01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:01,600
here I am.
1083
01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:03,181
What are you doing here?
1084
01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:04,774
What's up, man?
1085
01:09:04,932 --> 01:09:06,058
Richmond Valentine.
1086
01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:09,396
This is my new valet. I was just
introducing him to my tailor.
1087
01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:12,406
Another coincidence.
So am I.
1088
01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:14,868
Have you had any chance to
think further on my proposal?
1089
01:09:15,026 --> 01:09:16,027
Most definitely.
1090
01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:19,239
My people will be getting
in touch with you very soon.
1091
01:09:19,405 --> 01:09:20,873
I guarantee it.
1092
01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:22,917
A word of advice.
1093
01:09:23,242 --> 01:09:25,461
Ascot requires top hat.
1094
01:09:26,454 --> 01:09:29,583
I might suggest
Lock and Co. Hatters.
1095
01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:31,463
Saint James's.
1096
01:09:31,626 --> 01:09:32,878
"Lox" as in smoked fish?
1097
01:09:33,211 --> 01:09:35,760
As in, "locked up. "
1098
01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:37,261
on.
1099
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:41,724
I have trouble understanding
you people sometimes.
1100
01:09:42,303 --> 01:09:44,397
You all talk so funny.
1101
01:09:51,396 --> 01:09:54,491
Gentlemen, would you
look after him, please?
1102
01:10:06,994 --> 01:10:08,291
NOW this...
1103
01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:10,331
is a dope-ass top hat.
1104
01:10:11,999 --> 01:10:15,299
Gazelle, let's go ascoting.
1105
01:10:16,796 --> 01:10:18,173
Your hat looks fine, Gazelle.
1106
01:10:18,256 --> 01:10:20,975
Come on! Don't make me
late for the queen.
1107
01:10:21,759 --> 01:10:24,433
Come on, Gazelle!
We're gonna be late.
1108
01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:26,142
How far is Ascot?
1109
01:10:26,597 --> 01:10:27,644
How far?
1110
01:10:31,853 --> 01:10:33,150
Merlin said you
wanted to see me, sir?
1111
01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:35,148
Sit down.|
1112
01:10:40,361 --> 01:10:41,613
Pretty dog.
1113
01:10:42,029 --> 01:10:43,326
What's his name?
1114
01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:44,490
J. B.
1115
01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:46,830
As in "James Bond"?
No.
1116
01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:48,620
"Jason Bourne"?
1117
01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:50,788
No. "Jack Bauer. "
1118
01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:52,169
Oh!
1119
01:10:52,832 --> 01:10:53,833
Bravo.|
1120
01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:55,626
it pains me to admit it...
1121
01:10:55,793 --> 01:10:58,672
but I think that one day,
you might be as good a spy...
1122
01:10:58,838 --> 01:11:00,306
as any of them.
1123
01:11:07,346 --> 01:11:09,019
Take it.
1124
01:11:15,855 --> 01:11:17,072
Shoot the dog.
1125
01:11:23,863 --> 01:11:25,160
This weapon is live.
1126
01:11:28,201 --> 01:11:29,248
Shoot the dog.
1127
01:12:08,032 --> 01:12:09,079
Give me the gun.
1128
01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:22,137
At least the girl's
got balls.
1129
01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:26,759
Get out.
1130
01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:29,428
I knew you
couldn't make it.
1131
01:12:32,723 --> 01:12:34,066
Go home.
1132
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:38,404
Merlin, send in Roxy,
please.
1133
01:13:02,169 --> 01:13:05,173
Welcome to Kingsman...
1134
01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:07,258
Lancelot.
1135
01:13:30,615 --> 01:13:31,616
Mum!
1136
01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:33,159
Eggsy!
1137
01:13:33,367 --> 01:13:34,664
Oh, God.
Where have you been?
1138
01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:36,829
I've been so worried
about you.
1139
01:13:38,789 --> 01:13:42,043
Oh, my days.
Look how big you've grown!
1140
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:49,888
Where is he?
I'm fine.
1141
01:13:50,051 --> 01:13:51,724
Eggsy, please,
just don't get involved.
1142
01:13:51,886 --> 01:13:53,559
No, I should never have
left you on your own.
1143
01:13:53,721 --> 01:13:56,144
This stops right now.
1144
01:13:56,307 --> 01:13:57,399
I'll be right back.
1145
01:13:57,558 --> 01:13:59,151
Eggsy.
1146
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:02,863
Oi, Dean!
1147
01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:05,699
Oh, Mugsy,
so you're back.
1148
01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:07,735
What, you gone and nicked
a fucking taxi, now?
1149
01:14:07,902 --> 01:14:09,324
Yeah.
1150
01:14:09,487 --> 01:14:11,535
Can I have a word
about my mum's black eye?
1151
01:14:12,531 --> 01:14:14,249
You want to have a word with
me, you get out of that cab...
1152
01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:16,081
I'll knock you straight back down
on your fucking arse.
1153
01:14:18,329 --> 01:14:20,331
Tell your muppets to go inside,
then I'll get out.
1154
01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,506
Go on, lads.
It'll be two hits.
1155
01:14:24,669 --> 01:14:26,717
Me hitting him,
him hitting the floor.
1156
01:14:27,213 --> 01:14:29,557
Come on, then, you prick.
1157
01:14:29,715 --> 01:14:31,592
Let's see what you got.
Want a bit of me?
1158
01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:32,643
What are you doing?
1159
01:14:32,718 --> 01:14:34,641
No, no, no!
Get out of the fucking car!
1160
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:36,597
What are you doing?
Where you going, you mug?
1161
01:14:36,764 --> 01:14:38,061
Go on, you got no bollocks!
1162
01:14:38,849 --> 01:14:40,851
Come on, Brut,
he hit my fucking mum!
1163
01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:42,315
Come back when you've
grown a pair!
1164
01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:43,396
Mugsy!
1165
01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:07,336
You throw away...
1166
01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:11,474
your biggest opportunity
over a fucking dog.
1167
01:15:12,466 --> 01:15:14,810
And then you humiliate me
by stealing my boss's car.
1168
01:15:15,052 --> 01:15:17,146
You shot a dog
just to get a fucking job.
1169
01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:18,556
Yes, I did.
1170
01:15:21,559 --> 01:15:25,439
And Mr. Pickle here reminds me of
that every time I take a shit!
1171
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:29,526
You shot your dog
and had it stuffed?
1172
01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:30,909
You fucking freak.
1173
01:15:31,068 --> 01:15:32,445
No, I shot my dog...
1174
01:15:32,611 --> 01:15:34,363
and then I brought him home and
continued to care for him...
1175
01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:36,870
for the next 11 years
until he died of pancreatitis.
1176
01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:40,244
What?
It was a blank, Eggsy.
1177
01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:43,085
It was a fucking blank.
1178
01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:45,216
Remember Amelia?
1179
01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:46,258
Yeah.
1180
01:15:46,333 --> 01:15:47,459
She didn't drown.
1181
01:15:47,626 --> 01:15:50,379
She works in our tech department
in Berlin. She's fine.
1182
01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:51,763
Limits must be tested...
1183
01:15:51,922 --> 01:15:54,550
a Kingsman only condones the
risking of a life to save another.
1184
01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:57,687
Like my dad saved your life even though
your fuck-up cost his.
1185
01:15:57,845 --> 01:15:59,518
Or have you got him
stuffed here and all?
1186
01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:04,652
Can't you see that everything I've done
has been about trying to repay him?
1187
01:16:10,441 --> 01:16:12,114
Harry, listen to this.
1188
01:16:12,276 --> 01:16:14,028
Valentine is at last
saying something of note.
1189
01:16:14,445 --> 01:16:16,698
Do you know what
I love about pen and paper?
1190
01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:19,701
Nobody can hack
into this shit.
1191
01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:23,462
Our worldwide tour
was a complete success.
1192
01:16:23,621 --> 01:16:26,090
We have total coverall.
1193
01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:29,047
Like when all your numbers
in bingo are crossed out.
1194
01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:30,169
Bingo?
1195
01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:33,631
Bingo, the game.
You have played bingo, right?
1196
01:16:34,507 --> 01:16:36,305
Do I look like
I play bingo?
1197
01:16:38,511 --> 01:16:39,558
Point is...
1198
01:16:40,221 --> 01:16:44,692
if our tests go well at the church
tomorrow, we are good to go.
1199
01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:47,353
South Glade Mission Church.
1200
01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:50,443
Merlin, get the plane ready.
Will do.
1201
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,233
Harry, I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna do whatever--
1202
01:16:52,399 --> 01:16:53,400
You should be.
1203
01:16:53,567 --> 01:16:55,990
You just stay right there. I'll
sort this mess out when I get back.
1204
01:17:02,368 --> 01:17:04,086
PREACHER: And I say to you...
1205
01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:05,497
bear witness!|
1206
01:17:05,663 --> 01:17:08,257
Watch the news.
Watch the news.
1207
01:17:08,415 --> 01:17:09,712
AIDS!
1208
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,001
Floods!
1209
01:17:11,168 --> 01:17:13,296
The blood of
the innocent, spilled!
1210
01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:18,639
And yet, there are those who
doubt this is the wrath of God.
1211
01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:27,148
Our filthy government condones
sodomy, divorce, abortion!
1212
01:17:27,309 --> 01:17:29,858
And yet, some still doubt...
1213
01:17:30,020 --> 01:17:33,900
this is the work
of the antichrist!
1214
01:17:34,066 --> 01:17:38,947
You do not have to be
a Jew, a nigger, a whore...
1215
01:17:39,113 --> 01:17:41,866
or an atheistic, science-loving
evolution spouter...
1216
01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:43,667
Charming sermon.
1217
01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:45,499
Can you see
Valentine anywhere?
1218
01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:47,083
So, my friends...
1219
01:17:47,246 --> 01:17:50,295
although he is a just God,
he is justly a vengeful one...
1220
01:17:50,457 --> 01:17:53,427
and there can be
no turning back...
1221
01:17:53,586 --> 01:17:55,213
from the almighty wrath...
1222
01:17:55,379 --> 01:17:56,847
Are you sure
we're out of range?
1223
01:17:57,089 --> 01:17:58,636
We're over 1,000 feet away.
What's wrong?
1224
01:17:58,799 --> 01:18:00,051
What if the calculations
are wrong?
1225
01:18:00,217 --> 01:18:01,810
You just have to trust me.
1226
01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:07,483
... Jew, nigger, fag lovers, and
the devil is burning them...
1227
01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:08,938
for all eternity.
1228
01:18:09,101 --> 01:18:10,273
Would you excuse me?
1229
01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:12,104
Where are you going?
1230
01:18:12,938 --> 01:18:14,736
Hey! What's your problem?
1231
01:18:16,317 --> 01:18:17,739
I'm a Catholic whore...
1232
01:18:17,902 --> 01:18:21,497
currently enjoying congress out of wedlock
with my black, Jewish boyfriend...
1233
01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:24,204
who works in a military
abortion clinic.
1234
01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:26,126
So, hail Satan...
1235
01:18:26,285 --> 01:18:28,287
and have a lovely
afternoon, madam.
1236
01:18:31,665 --> 01:18:33,087
Oh, shit.
He's leaving.
1237
01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:34,843
I'm starting the test now.
1238
01:18:35,294 --> 01:18:37,388
Let's hope enough of these
freaks have our SIM cards.
1239
01:18:40,174 --> 01:18:41,972
I kindly ask you
to sit down,
1240
01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:43,052
my friend!|
1241
01:18:43,219 --> 01:18:44,266
Just leave this church!
1242
01:18:44,428 --> 01:18:46,806
You just leave this church
like the infidel you are!
1243
01:18:49,350 --> 01:18:52,570
Satan cannot save you now!
You will eat your babies.
1244
01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:56,232
You will drown in the
blood of the Lord!
1245
01:18:56,398 --> 01:18:57,866
He will not save you!
1246
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,074
Holy fuck!
1247
01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:07,747
Oh, shit, I can't watch this.
1248
01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:08,999
Get over here.
1249
01:19:11,914 --> 01:19:15,339
Lord, I can't change
1250
01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:22,809
Won't you fly high, free bird
Yeah
1251
01:19:50,995 --> 01:19:52,997
Jeez! Fuck.
1252
01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:56,000
Galahad,
can you hear me?
1253
01:19:56,250 --> 01:19:57,251
Harry!
1254
01:19:57,793 --> 01:20:00,171
Harry, what the heck
is going on?
1255
01:20:01,338 --> 01:20:02,806
Could you turn
the volume down, please?
1256
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:06,101
I didn't expect it
to be that effective.
1257
01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:07,386
What kind of response
are we talking?
1258
01:20:08,262 --> 01:20:09,263
100 percent.
1259
01:20:10,389 --> 01:20:11,811
So,
everyone's been affected,
1260
01:20:11,890 --> 01:20:13,392
whether they have
a SIM card or not.
1261
01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:15,982
And we get the added benefit
of wiping out the Kingsman.
1262
01:20:16,603 --> 01:20:18,446
Not yet.
1263
01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:14,707
Oh, you need to see this.
1264
01:23:11,778 --> 01:23:13,621
What did you do to me?
1265
01:23:13,947 --> 01:23:15,574
I had no control.
1266
01:23:16,909 --> 01:23:18,377
I killed all those people.
1267
01:23:20,329 --> 01:23:21,546
I wanted to.
1268
01:23:21,705 --> 01:23:22,797
Clever, isn't it?
1269
01:23:22,956 --> 01:23:25,675
In simple terms,
it's a neurological wave...
1270
01:23:25,834 --> 01:23:27,381
that triggers the centers
of aggression...
1271
01:23:27,544 --> 01:23:29,262
and switches off
inhibitors.
1272
01:23:29,796 --> 01:23:31,639
Transmitted through your
nasty, free SIM cards,
1273
01:23:31,715 --> 01:23:32,716
I assume.
1274
01:23:35,969 --> 01:23:37,846
Do you know
what this is like?
1275
01:23:38,055 --> 01:23:41,309
It's like those old
movies we both love.
1276
01:23:41,475 --> 01:23:44,570
Now, I'm going to
tell you my whole plan...
1277
01:23:44,728 --> 01:23:45,729
and then I'm going to
come up
1278
01:23:45,812 --> 01:23:47,985
with some absurd and
convoluted way to kill you...
1279
01:23:48,148 --> 01:23:50,776
and you'll find an equally
convoluted way to escape.
1280
01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:53,328
Sounds good to me.
1281
01:23:54,071 --> 01:23:56,199
Well, this ain't
that kind of movie.
1282
01:23:59,826 --> 01:24:02,329
No!
1283
01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:12,180
Is he dead?
1284
01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:14,808
That tends to happen when you
shoot someone in the head.
1285
01:24:15,008 --> 01:24:16,134
It feels good, right?
1286
01:24:16,593 --> 01:24:18,687
No, no, it does not feel good.
It feels fucking awful.
1287
01:24:18,845 --> 01:24:21,143
What? You just killed how
many people in that church?
1288
01:24:21,306 --> 01:24:22,307
This is one guy.
1289
01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:24,434
No, no,
they killed each other.
1290
01:24:27,312 --> 01:24:29,235
Okay, send out
the countdown clock.
1291
01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:32,072
This party starts tomorrow.
1292
01:25:06,727 --> 01:25:08,104
Arthur?
1293
01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:11,732
Are you there?
1294
01:25:12,024 --> 01:25:14,197
Sadly, lam.
1295
01:25:14,568 --> 01:25:18,038
Assemble the Kingsmen.
1296
01:25:21,783 --> 01:25:23,456
Can't you see that
everything I've done
1297
01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:25,879
has been about
trying to repay him?
1298
01:25:46,391 --> 01:25:48,769
I see a young man
with potential...
1299
01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:52,235
who wants to do something
good with his life.
1300
01:26:08,914 --> 01:26:11,258
Arthur, Harry's dead.
1301
01:26:11,917 --> 01:26:14,340
Galahad is dead.
1302
01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:16,926
Hence, we have just drunk
a toast to him.
1303
01:26:17,589 --> 01:26:20,138
Well, then you know
what that psycho's doing.
1304
01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:22,928
How many people around the world
have got those SIM cards?
1305
01:26:23,095 --> 01:26:25,473
Valentine can send his signal
to any of them, all of them.
1306
01:26:25,639 --> 01:26:27,687
If they all go homicidal
at the same time then--
1307
01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:30,147
Indeed, and thanks
to Galahad's recordings...
1308
01:26:30,310 --> 01:26:32,938
we have Valentine's
confession.
1309
01:26:33,105 --> 01:26:36,484
The intelligence has been passed
on to the relevant authorities.
1310
01:26:36,650 --> 01:26:37,993
Our work is complete...
1311
01:26:38,151 --> 01:26:39,903
and a most
distinguished legacy
1312
01:26:39,986 --> 01:26:42,614
for our fallen friend,
it is, too.
1313
01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:44,620
And that's it?
1314
01:26:45,784 --> 01:26:46,956
Come sit down, boy.
1315
01:26:50,330 --> 01:26:55,336
This is an 1815
Napoleonic brandy.
1316
01:26:56,378 --> 01:26:59,632
And we only drink it
when we lose a Kingsman.
1317
01:27:00,298 --> 01:27:03,302
Galahad was very
fond of you.
1318
01:27:05,470 --> 01:27:07,893
And on this occasion...
1319
01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:11,401
I think it's acceptable for us
to bend the rules a little.
1320
01:27:13,812 --> 01:27:14,984
Are these all Kingsmen?
1321
01:27:15,147 --> 01:27:17,491
Yes, they're founder members.
1322
01:27:18,859 --> 01:27:20,907
I want you to join me
in a toast.
1323
01:27:23,155 --> 01:27:25,157
To Galahad.
1324
01:27:26,158 --> 01:27:27,660
To Galahad.
1325
01:27:32,205 --> 01:27:34,833
Harry says you don't like
to break rules, Arthur.
1326
01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:36,425
Why now?
1327
01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:37,837
You're very good, Eggsy.
1328
01:27:38,003 --> 01:27:41,598
Perhaps I will make you my
proposal for Galahad's position.
1329
01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:45,226
Provided, of course,
that we can see eye to eye...
1330
01:27:45,385 --> 01:27:47,513
on certain
political matters.
1331
01:27:50,348 --> 01:27:51,440
Can you guess...
1332
01:27:53,018 --> 01:27:54,611
what this is?
1333
01:27:54,770 --> 01:27:56,443
I don't have to.
Harry showed me.
1334
01:27:56,605 --> 01:27:58,107
You click it. I die.
1335
01:27:58,273 --> 01:28:00,071
I thought that brandy
tasted a bit shit.
1336
01:28:00,525 --> 01:28:02,698
Bravo.
1337
01:28:03,361 --> 01:28:06,535
Valentine won you over,
somehow.
1338
01:28:06,698 --> 01:28:09,542
Once he explained,
I understood.
1339
01:28:09,701 --> 01:28:10,953
When you get a virus...
1340
01:28:11,244 --> 01:28:12,461
you get a fever.
1341
01:28:12,621 --> 01:28:16,626
That's the human body raising its
core temperature to kill the virus.
1342
01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:19,045
Planet Earth works
the same way.
1343
01:28:19,211 --> 01:28:21,134
Global warming is the fever.
1344
01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:24,095
Mankind is the virus.
1345
01:28:24,257 --> 01:28:26,635
We're making our planet sick.
1346
01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:29,396
A cull is our only hope.
1347
01:28:29,554 --> 01:28:31,807
If we don't reduce
our population ourselves...
1348
01:28:31,973 --> 01:28:34,567
there is only one of
two ways this can go.
1349
01:28:34,726 --> 01:28:38,981
The host kills the virus,
or the virus kills the host.
1350
01:28:39,231 --> 01:28:40,232
Either way...
1351
01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:42,784
The result is the same.
1352
01:28:42,943 --> 01:28:44,570
The virus dies.
1353
01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:49,079
So Valentine's gonna take care of
the population problem himself.
1354
01:28:49,241 --> 01:28:51,744
Well, if we don't do
something, nature will.
1355
01:28:51,910 --> 01:28:56,256
Sometimes a culling is the only way to
ensure that this species survives...
1356
01:28:56,957 --> 01:28:59,085
and history
will see Valentine...
1357
01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:01,504
as the man who saved
humanity from extinction.
1358
01:29:02,087 --> 01:29:05,432
And he gets to pick and choose
who gets culled, does he?
1359
01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:06,807
All his rich mates,
they get to live...
1360
01:29:06,967 --> 01:29:09,470
and anyone he thinks is worth
saving, he's keeping them safe...
1361
01:29:09,636 --> 01:29:11,604
whether they agree
with him or not.
1362
01:29:11,763 --> 01:29:13,936
And you, Eggsy.
1363
01:29:14,474 --> 01:29:16,442
In Harry's honor...
1364
01:29:16,601 --> 01:29:21,277
lam inviting you
to be part of a new world.
1365
01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:25,656
It's time to make
your decision.
1366
01:29:32,534 --> 01:29:34,502
I'd rather be with Harry.
1367
01:29:35,036 --> 01:29:36,037
Thanks.
1368
01:29:36,788 --> 01:29:38,165
So be it.
1369
01:29:54,472 --> 01:29:57,726
The problem with us
common types...
1370
01:29:57,893 --> 01:29:59,486
is that we're
light-fingered.
1371
01:30:00,687 --> 01:30:02,405
Kingsman's taught me a lot...
1372
01:30:02,564 --> 01:30:03,816
but sleight of hand...
1373
01:30:04,482 --> 01:30:06,234
Yes, they're
founder members.
1374
01:30:08,862 --> 01:30:10,159
I had that down already.
1375
01:30:12,490 --> 01:30:16,085
You dirty little fucking...
1376
01:30:16,244 --> 01:30:17,416
prick.
1377
01:30:51,947 --> 01:30:53,699
It's okay, Lancelot.
Put it down.
1378
01:30:54,866 --> 01:30:56,413
It's verified.
1379
01:30:58,787 --> 01:31:01,381
Arthur's phone is receiving update
texts about getting to safety.
1380
01:31:01,539 --> 01:31:03,291
We don't have a lot of time.
What are you going to do?
1381
01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:05,586
The question is,
what are we going to do?
1382
01:31:05,752 --> 01:31:08,471
God knows who's in Valentine's
pocket and who's not.
1383
01:31:09,130 --> 01:31:10,632
We have no choice.
1384
01:31:11,716 --> 01:31:13,810
We are gonna have to deal
with this ourselves.
1385
01:31:17,222 --> 01:31:18,565
Follow me.
1386
01:31:37,450 --> 01:31:38,747
What the fuck is this?
1387
01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:40,753
I have no idea.
1388
01:31:41,746 --> 01:31:42,918
What you're playing with...
1389
01:31:43,081 --> 01:31:45,800
is a prototype personal
transatmospheric vehicle.
1390
01:31:45,959 --> 01:31:48,257
It was developed as part of
Reagan's Star Wars project.
1391
01:31:48,420 --> 01:31:51,344
It's pretty basic,
but it should still work.
1392
01:31:51,589 --> 01:31:53,967
We're gonna take out
one of Valentine's satellites.
1393
01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:56,811
We're gonna break the chain,
stop the signal.
1394
01:31:56,970 --> 01:31:58,643
It'll take him a couple
of hours to reroute it...
1395
01:31:59,305 --> 01:32:03,685
which buys us enough time for you to
get me into Valentine's mainframe...
1396
01:32:03,852 --> 01:32:05,650
so I can shut it down.
1397
01:32:05,812 --> 01:32:08,110
Lancelot, you're going to
be using it.
1398
01:32:08,273 --> 01:32:09,650
Get into your halo suit.
1399
01:32:22,162 --> 01:32:24,039
Swedish Prime Minister,
requesting permission to land.
1400
01:32:30,045 --> 01:32:31,797
Permission granted.
1401
01:32:35,383 --> 01:32:37,886
Please.
Thank you.
1402
01:32:38,053 --> 01:32:40,147
How many more
are we expecting?
1403
01:32:40,305 --> 01:32:41,648
Not many.
Most have their own bunkers.
1404
01:32:41,806 --> 01:32:45,151
I figure we're just getting
the really nervous ones.
1405
01:32:45,393 --> 01:32:47,395
Welcome,
Prime Minister.
1406
01:32:48,688 --> 01:32:51,658
It seems the implant can
emit some kind of counter signal...
1407
01:32:51,816 --> 01:32:55,491
to ensure the wearer remains unaffected
by the waves from the SIM cards.
1408
01:32:55,653 --> 01:32:57,701
The waves that turn everyone
into a psycho killer.
1409
01:32:57,864 --> 01:33:00,413
Quite. But what he probably
didn't tell anyone...
1410
01:33:00,575 --> 01:33:04,830
is it can also super heat their
soft tissue at his command.
1411
01:33:04,996 --> 01:33:09,172
Valentine selected his chosen few
to get the countdown warning...
1412
01:33:09,334 --> 01:33:12,178
but he had to be sure they didn't
blab to the wrong people beforehand.
1413
01:33:12,337 --> 01:33:14,055
How does this help us
right now?
1414
01:33:15,006 --> 01:33:16,007
It doesn't.
1415
01:33:16,382 --> 01:33:17,759
Roxy, here we go!
1416
01:33:30,688 --> 01:33:34,283
The higher you go,
the more the balloons expand.
1417
01:33:34,442 --> 01:33:36,285
When you reach the edge
of the atmosphere...
1418
01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:38,572
they'll explode.
1419
01:33:38,738 --> 01:33:40,740
You'll need to deploy your
missile just before that, okay?
1420
01:33:40,907 --> 01:33:42,250
Edge of the atmosphere.
1421
01:33:42,408 --> 01:33:45,708
And once you've deployed, you'll
need to release for descent, fast.
1422
01:33:46,704 --> 01:33:47,956
Good luck.
1423
01:33:50,291 --> 01:33:52,293
You can do this, okay?
Yeah.
1424
01:33:52,460 --> 01:33:55,259
Eggsy, come on.
Time is not our friend.
1425
01:34:17,735 --> 01:34:19,737
You're getting in
on Arthur's invitation.
1426
01:34:19,904 --> 01:34:21,121
You're gonna need
to blend in.
1427
01:34:21,281 --> 01:34:22,407
I'm supposed to be Arthur?
1428
01:34:22,574 --> 01:34:25,578
His invitation is in his phone.
You give them this.
1429
01:34:25,743 --> 01:34:27,165
Give his real name,
Chester King.
1430
01:34:27,245 --> 01:34:28,246
What about you?
1431
01:34:28,413 --> 01:34:29,835
I'm your pilot.
I'm gonna stay here.
1432
01:34:30,915 --> 01:34:32,007
Is that gonna fit me?
1433
01:34:32,167 --> 01:34:34,670
A bespoke suit always fits.
1434
01:34:34,836 --> 01:34:36,634
Just be grateful
Harry had it made for you.
1435
01:34:37,589 --> 01:34:38,590
Get dressed.
1436
01:34:40,049 --> 01:34:41,096
What the fuck's wrong
with them?
1437
01:34:41,426 --> 01:34:44,179
I don't know. Could have something
to do with the mass genocide.
1438
01:34:44,345 --> 01:34:46,268
Give me the mic.
1439
01:34:48,099 --> 01:34:49,646
Hey-oh!
1440
01:34:49,809 --> 01:34:52,733
Everybody, listen up!
Hello, hello!
1441
01:34:52,896 --> 01:34:55,115
What the fuck is wrong
with you people?
1442
01:34:55,273 --> 01:34:58,117
I just wanna remind
you that today...
1443
01:34:58,276 --> 01:35:00,870
is a day of celebration.
1444
01:35:01,696 --> 01:35:05,200
We must put aside
all thoughts of death...
1445
01:35:05,366 --> 01:35:07,243
and focus on birth.
1446
01:35:08,328 --> 01:35:10,751
The birth of a new age.
1447
01:35:11,956 --> 01:35:16,928
We mustn't mourn those
who give their lives today.
1448
01:35:17,086 --> 01:35:19,054
We should honor
their sacrifice...
1449
01:35:19,214 --> 01:35:21,216
Has she got my number to call me back?
I got a new phone.
1450
01:35:21,382 --> 01:35:22,975
... and their roles...
1451
01:35:23,051 --> 01:35:24,553
... in saving the human race.
1452
01:35:26,971 --> 01:35:30,646
We must put aside
doubt and guilt.
1453
01:35:32,060 --> 01:35:35,610
You are the chosen people.
1454
01:35:37,232 --> 01:35:40,702
When folks tell their kids
the story of Noah's Ark...
1455
01:35:40,860 --> 01:35:42,658
is Noah the bad guy?
CROWD: No!
1456
01:35:42,820 --> 01:35:44,822
ls God the bad guy?
1457
01:35:44,948 --> 01:35:45,915
CROWD: No!
1458
01:35:45,990 --> 01:35:48,334
How about the animals
marching two by two?
1459
01:35:48,409 --> 01:35:50,161
CROWD: No!
Of course not!
1460
01:35:50,662 --> 01:35:52,630
Yeah, that's it!
1461
01:35:52,789 --> 01:35:56,589
Let's turn those frowns
upside down.
1462
01:35:56,751 --> 01:35:58,594
Eat, drink...
1463
01:35:58,753 --> 01:36:00,426
and party!
1464
01:36:03,466 --> 01:36:06,015
And I will see you all
in the new age.
1465
01:36:31,244 --> 01:36:33,372
Rox, it's me.
1466
01:36:33,871 --> 01:36:35,214
How's the view?
1467
01:36:38,042 --> 01:36:40,136
Hideous
Mine's pretty sweet.
1468
01:36:40,295 --> 01:36:42,093
They made you one
of these suits yet?
1469
01:36:42,171 --> 01:36:43,218
No, not yet.
1470
01:36:43,381 --> 01:36:45,725
You've got something to
look forward to then.
1471
01:36:45,883 --> 01:36:48,477
We're coming up on Valentine's base.
Gotta go.
1472
01:36:49,929 --> 01:36:51,226
Good luck.
1473
01:36:58,896 --> 01:36:59,897
Looking good, Eggsy.
1474
01:37:02,567 --> 01:37:05,286
Feeling good, Merlin.
1475
01:37:10,575 --> 01:37:12,168
This is
November-2-4-7-Charlie-Kilo. . .
1476
01:37:12,327 --> 01:37:14,750
Requesting permission to land.
1477
01:37:17,749 --> 01:37:20,298
Permission is granted.
1478
01:37:23,963 --> 01:37:25,556
Fuck me.
1479
01:37:25,631 --> 01:37:26,723
Mmm-hmm.
1480
01:37:52,950 --> 01:37:55,419
599531, we're on.
1481
01:38:10,134 --> 01:38:11,135
Chester King.
1482
01:38:12,136 --> 01:38:14,104
Mr. King, welcome.
1483
01:38:14,472 --> 01:38:18,272
I'm sure you've adhered to Valentine's
strict no-weapons policy...
1484
01:38:18,434 --> 01:38:19,777
but if you don't object...
Of course.
1485
01:38:19,936 --> 01:38:21,153
Thank you.
1486
01:38:21,646 --> 01:38:23,774
Do you have any luggage?
1487
01:38:24,732 --> 01:38:25,733
Congratulations, Mycroft,
1488
01:38:25,817 --> 01:38:28,195
you just graduated
from my pilot to my valet.
1489
01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:31,289
You cheeky--
Understood?
1490
01:38:31,447 --> 01:38:32,699
Good.
1491
01:38:33,991 --> 01:38:35,618
Thank you.
1492
01:39:00,893 --> 01:39:04,443
Eggsy,
find a laptop, get me online.
1493
01:39:04,522 --> 01:39:05,523
The clock is ticking.
1494
01:39:06,691 --> 01:39:09,410
And remember, try to blend in.
1495
01:39:09,569 --> 01:39:11,537
Would sir care
for a drink?
1496
01:39:12,155 --> 01:39:13,372
Martini.
1497
01:39:13,531 --> 01:39:15,704
Gin, not vodka, obviously.
1498
01:39:15,867 --> 01:39:19,588
Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing
at an unopened bottle of vermouth.
1499
01:39:20,204 --> 01:39:21,421
Thank you.
1500
01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:26,006
Merlin,
are you clocking this?
1501
01:39:26,210 --> 01:39:28,258
Yes, I am. Stay focused.
1502
01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:31,053
Lancelot, you're doing great.
Not much further to go.
1503
01:39:31,757 --> 01:39:32,883
Yes, Merlin.
1504
01:39:34,385 --> 01:39:36,683
Eggsy, get me online now.
1505
01:39:37,597 --> 01:39:38,598
Yep, I'm on it.
1506
01:39:39,765 --> 01:39:41,893
Lancelot, you're approaching
your altitude limit.
1507
01:39:42,226 --> 01:39:44,024
Those balloons
won't last much longer.
1508
01:39:44,896 --> 01:39:46,864
Prepare to engage missile.
1509
01:40:02,246 --> 01:40:03,463
Society's dead.
1510
01:40:03,915 --> 01:40:05,508
Long live society.
1511
01:40:06,751 --> 01:40:08,094
Amen to that.
1512
01:40:09,545 --> 01:40:11,593
I'm Morten Lindstr�m.
Chester King.
1513
01:40:11,923 --> 01:40:13,266
How'd you get online?
I couldn't.
1514
01:40:13,633 --> 01:40:14,725
Oh, well, it's a closed
network, you see.
1515
01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:16,097
Pre-authorized
connections only.
1516
01:40:16,177 --> 01:40:17,178
Ah.
1517
01:40:20,806 --> 01:40:22,103
I've got a fix
on the satellite.
1518
01:40:22,266 --> 01:40:23,392
Do you have
the correct time?
1519
01:40:23,559 --> 01:40:24,731
I think I'm still
in my last time zone.
1520
01:40:24,810 --> 01:40:26,312
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let's see now.
1521
01:40:40,409 --> 01:40:41,410
Eggsy, I'm in.
1522
01:40:41,577 --> 01:40:42,669
Get your arse back
to the plane, now.
1523
01:40:42,828 --> 01:40:44,421
On my way.
Lancelot, good luck!
1524
01:40:44,580 --> 01:40:46,753
Firing in 3... 2...
1525
01:40:54,131 --> 01:40:55,132
Nice and slow.
1526
01:40:55,299 --> 01:40:56,471
Fuck are you doing here?
1527
01:40:56,634 --> 01:40:58,978
Well, my family
were invited, obviously.
1528
01:40:59,136 --> 01:41:00,763
Now, get the fuck up!
Slowly.
1529
01:41:01,973 --> 01:41:03,850
Oh, shit. Lancelot,
hurry up and fire!
1530
01:41:04,016 --> 01:41:05,609
That other balloon
is gonna blow!
1531
01:41:05,768 --> 01:41:08,817
Yes, Merlin. I've nearly got it.
Give me a second!
1532
01:41:10,690 --> 01:41:13,614
Valentine!
I've caught a fucking spy!
1533
01:41:14,277 --> 01:41:15,324
V-Glass, zoom.
1534
01:41:15,486 --> 01:41:17,534
Oh, fuck!
It's that young valet.
1535
01:41:21,325 --> 01:41:23,043
Son of a bitch.
1536
01:41:23,619 --> 01:41:24,711
GO!' it!
1537
01:41:34,839 --> 01:41:36,136
Oh, shit.
Sound the alarm!
1538
01:41:38,676 --> 01:41:39,723
I'm not taking any chances.
1539
01:41:39,885 --> 01:41:41,387
Okay, you send out
the two-minute warning.
1540
01:41:41,554 --> 01:41:44,023
I'm starting the override.
All right, let's do this.
1541
01:41:45,349 --> 01:41:46,976
Countdown initiated.
1542
01:41:56,694 --> 01:41:58,367
You see him?
Right here.
1543
01:42:07,163 --> 01:42:08,415
Eggsy, take a left.
1544
01:42:09,206 --> 01:42:10,207
Two guards, up ahead.
1545
01:42:22,553 --> 01:42:23,850
Lancelot! Release now!
1546
01:42:34,899 --> 01:42:36,697
Eggsy,
straight ahead, then right.
1547
01:42:37,068 --> 01:42:38,069
There's two more.
1548
01:42:41,781 --> 01:42:43,875
AH right,
everybody on your feet!
1549
01:42:44,033 --> 01:42:45,250
Countdown to V-day!
1550
01:42:45,409 --> 01:42:46,911
Welcome in the new age!
1551
01:42:55,294 --> 01:42:56,386
Flat spin.
1552
01:43:11,560 --> 01:43:14,404
Eggsy, next left,
down the narrow tunnel!
1553
01:43:23,155 --> 01:43:24,156
Here we go!
1554
01:43:24,323 --> 01:43:25,324
10...
1555
01:43:25,950 --> 01:43:27,293
9...
1556
01:43:27,785 --> 01:43:28,786
8...
1557
01:43:29,453 --> 01:43:30,454
7...
1558
01:43:31,372 --> 01:43:32,373
6...
1559
01:43:33,040 --> 01:43:34,132
5...
1560
01:43:34,709 --> 01:43:35,710
4...
1561
01:43:36,711 --> 01:43:37,712
3...
1562
01:43:37,878 --> 01:43:38,879
2...
1563
01:43:39,630 --> 01:43:40,631
1!
1564
01:43:46,554 --> 01:43:48,397
Nice! Well done,
both of you.
1565
01:43:49,140 --> 01:43:50,141
It's not working!
1566
01:43:50,307 --> 01:43:52,059
It's supposed to be working!
What the fuck?
1567
01:43:58,774 --> 01:43:59,821
Yes!
1568
01:43:59,984 --> 01:44:01,327
Well done, Roxy. Good girl.
1569
01:44:04,739 --> 01:44:07,208
We've lost one
of our satellites.
1570
01:44:16,751 --> 01:44:20,506
Oh, no, no. There's no way
I can hack past that.
1571
01:44:26,093 --> 01:44:27,094
What's going on?
1572
01:44:28,262 --> 01:44:29,354
Is there a problem?
1573
01:44:30,514 --> 01:44:31,857
Come on.
There's no need for guns.
1574
01:44:32,016 --> 01:44:33,518
I'm just a pilot.
1575
01:44:36,520 --> 01:44:37,567
Oh, fuck. Merlin!
1576
01:44:40,357 --> 01:44:41,950
Get in here!
1577
01:44:46,197 --> 01:44:47,369
Come on!
1578
01:44:50,910 --> 01:44:52,253
Let's get the fuck
out of here!
1579
01:44:52,411 --> 01:44:53,412
We can't.
1580
01:44:53,579 --> 01:44:55,047
I can't get into
Valentine's machine.
1581
01:44:55,206 --> 01:44:56,799
He's got biometric security.
1582
01:44:58,209 --> 01:44:59,176
You're gonna have
to get in there
1583
01:44:59,251 --> 01:45:01,595
and make sure his hand
never touches that desk.
1584
01:45:01,754 --> 01:45:03,301
Are you taking
the fucking piss?
1585
01:45:03,464 --> 01:45:04,716
I'm afraid not.
1586
01:45:07,885 --> 01:45:08,886
Let's have that then.
1587
01:45:08,969 --> 01:45:09,970
Uh-uh.
1588
01:45:10,554 --> 01:45:11,897
This is mine.
1589
01:45:12,389 --> 01:45:14,312
I'll show you yours.
1590
01:45:31,575 --> 01:45:32,576
Good choice.
1591
01:45:35,287 --> 01:45:36,834
How long to re-link
the satellite chain?
1592
01:45:36,997 --> 01:45:38,249
It'll take an hour,
maybe two.
1593
01:45:38,415 --> 01:45:40,509
Bullshit! Just bring these two
closer together.
1594
01:45:40,668 --> 01:45:42,011
But that's not yours.
1595
01:45:47,675 --> 01:45:49,894
V-Glass, call E-man.|
1596
01:45:50,261 --> 01:45:51,604
E, it's V.
1597
01:45:51,762 --> 01:45:53,764
Listen, man, I got a
little hiccup on this end.
1598
01:45:53,931 --> 01:45:54,932
I need to piggyback.
1599
01:45:55,099 --> 01:45:56,726
One of my satellites
just went down,
1600
01:45:56,809 --> 01:45:59,107
but it's right next
to one of yours.
1601
01:45:59,645 --> 01:46:01,113
You read my mind.
1602
01:46:01,772 --> 01:46:03,365
How long before you
make that happen?
1603
01:46:06,443 --> 01:46:07,490
Go.
1604
01:46:11,657 --> 01:46:13,625
All right, we should be
coming back online.
1605
01:46:16,453 --> 01:46:17,454
10 percent.
1606
01:46:20,332 --> 01:46:21,379
Oh, shit!
1607
01:46:21,542 --> 01:46:23,340
Eggsy, Valentine's using
someone ease�s satellite.
1608
01:46:23,502 --> 01:46:25,470
He's going to
reconnect the chain.
1609
01:46:25,629 --> 01:46:27,051
It's going to take him
no time at all.
1610
01:46:28,048 --> 01:46:29,140
It's at 20 percent.
1611
01:46:47,067 --> 01:46:50,321
Eggsy, it seems Valentine's got a
present for you. Get a move on!
1612
01:47:23,854 --> 01:47:25,231
Is that Kingsman kid dead yet?
1613
01:47:25,439 --> 01:47:27,066
Not yet,
but he will be soon.
1614
01:47:27,232 --> 01:47:28,950
Good.
1615
01:47:41,872 --> 01:47:42,873
Merlin, I'm fucked.
1616
01:47:56,095 --> 01:47:57,096
As am I.
1617
01:47:57,262 --> 01:47:59,606
They're coming at me from both sides.
I'm out of options.
1618
01:48:00,057 --> 01:48:02,901
Rox, I need a favor.
1619
01:48:03,060 --> 01:48:04,107
Call my mum.
1620
01:48:04,269 --> 01:48:05,816
Tell her to lock herself
away from Dean.
1621
01:48:06,480 --> 01:48:07,481
And the baby...
1622
01:48:09,108 --> 01:48:10,109
and tell her I love her.
1623
01:48:19,076 --> 01:48:20,328
Oh, for fuck's sake.
1624
01:48:24,665 --> 01:48:27,839
Merlin, remember those implants
you said were of no use to us?
1625
01:48:29,628 --> 01:48:30,800
Any chance you can
turn them on?
1626
01:48:34,299 --> 01:48:35,300
All right.
1627
01:48:35,467 --> 01:48:37,936
My turn to play, Valentine.
1628
01:48:46,437 --> 01:48:47,609
Oh, no!
1629
01:48:47,771 --> 01:48:50,194
What the fuck is he doing?
I can't stop this.
1630
01:49:03,620 --> 01:49:04,667
Yes, please.
1631
01:49:08,333 --> 01:49:09,505
No!
1632
01:50:06,266 --> 01:50:08,360
oh, my God!
1633
01:50:08,519 --> 01:50:10,521
That is fucking spectacular!
1634
01:50:10,687 --> 01:50:12,564
Merlin,
you're a fucking genius!
1635
01:50:13,774 --> 01:50:16,778
What the fuck
is happening out there?
1636
01:50:21,073 --> 01:50:22,370
Aren't you that princess
who went missing?
1637
01:50:22,533 --> 01:50:23,580
Can you get me out?
1638
01:50:24,201 --> 01:50:26,124
If I do, will you
give me a kiss?
1639
01:50:26,286 --> 01:50:27,708
I've always wanted
to kiss a princess.
1640
01:50:27,871 --> 01:50:29,873
If you get me out right now, I'll
give you more than just a kiss.
1641
01:50:32,126 --> 01:50:33,378
You motherfucker.
1642
01:50:33,544 --> 01:50:35,387
Did you really think
I was stupid enough...
1643
01:50:35,546 --> 01:50:37,719
to implant one of those
things in my own head?
1644
01:50:38,173 --> 01:50:39,720
What are you, fucking crazy?
1645
01:50:40,676 --> 01:50:42,974
All those innocent people
killed and for what?
1646
01:50:43,846 --> 01:50:46,690
You didn't stop shit!
1647
01:50:48,058 --> 01:50:50,060
Fine, I've locked the door.
What do you want me to do now?
1648
01:50:50,227 --> 01:50:53,071
As I said, put your daughter in the
bathroom and throw away the key.
1649
01:50:53,856 --> 01:50:56,234
It's still happening!
1650
01:50:56,400 --> 01:50:57,572
You're fucking insane!
1651
01:50:57,734 --> 01:50:58,860
Just do it.
1652
01:51:26,180 --> 01:51:27,523
Eggsy,
the signal's started!
1653
01:51:27,681 --> 01:51:30,855
Get Valentine's hand off
that bloody desk now!
1654
01:51:31,018 --> 01:51:32,019
Sorry, love.
1655
01:51:32,352 --> 01:51:33,444
Got to save the world.
1656
01:51:33,604 --> 01:51:35,197
If you save the world...
1657
01:51:35,355 --> 01:51:37,028
we can do it in the asshole.
1658
01:51:38,275 --> 01:51:40,198
I'll be right back.
1659
01:51:41,570 --> 01:51:42,571
Good luck!
1660
01:51:49,286 --> 01:51:50,287
London.
1661
01:52:18,774 --> 01:52:19,741
Rio.
1662
01:52:35,666 --> 01:52:36,667
Get down!
1663
01:52:38,669 --> 01:52:39,670
You did it!
1664
01:52:49,263 --> 01:52:51,186
The glass is not
gonna hold long.
1665
01:52:52,849 --> 01:52:54,476
You stay here.
1666
01:52:56,687 --> 01:52:57,859
Merlin, quickly,
how do I get up there?
1667
01:52:58,188 --> 01:53:00,111
Keep shooting, I'll find a route.
Understood.
1668
01:53:16,665 --> 01:53:17,757
Holy fuck!
1669
01:53:36,268 --> 01:53:37,565
We're back up.
1670
01:53:38,437 --> 01:53:39,734
We're back up!
1671
01:53:46,737 --> 01:53:48,455
This is great!|
1672
01:53:56,496 --> 01:53:57,497
Eggsy!
1673
01:53:57,581 --> 01:53:59,128
Fucking get on with it!
1674
01:53:59,291 --> 01:54:00,508
Kick his ass, Gazy!
1675
01:54:03,420 --> 01:54:05,593
Baby, give it up
Give it up
1676
01:54:05,756 --> 01:54:07,053
Baby, give it up
1677
01:54:07,132 --> 01:54:09,931
Seoul, Caracas, Mumbai!
1678
01:54:10,844 --> 01:54:13,347
Baby, give it up
Give it up
1679
01:54:13,430 --> 01:54:15,432
Baby, give it up
1680
01:54:18,310 --> 01:54:20,779
Kill that motherfucker!
He killed all our friends!
1681
01:54:38,163 --> 01:54:40,165
Eggsy, the world is
going to shit!
1682
01:54:49,549 --> 01:54:51,643
Is he dead yet?
Not yet!
1683
01:54:51,802 --> 01:54:53,896
Stop playing
with your food!
1684
01:54:54,054 --> 01:54:55,055
Kill him!
1685
01:56:13,175 --> 01:56:14,552
Gazelle!
1686
01:56:16,386 --> 01:56:17,558
Gazelle!
1687
01:56:27,189 --> 01:56:28,907
Come on! Come on!
1688
01:56:31,526 --> 01:56:32,527
Kill him!
1689
01:56:49,878 --> 01:56:51,300
Hey!|
1690
01:57:15,946 --> 01:57:17,448
Well done, son!
1691
01:57:17,781 --> 01:57:19,749
Whoo! Yes!
1692
01:57:19,908 --> 01:57:21,080
Yes, Eggsy!
1693
01:57:21,243 --> 01:57:22,790
Well done, Eggsy!
1694
01:57:23,286 --> 01:57:24,458
And you, Lancelot.
1695
01:57:27,207 --> 01:57:29,801
I'm so sorry.
Mummy would never hurt you.
1696
01:57:30,418 --> 01:57:33,467
Mummy would never hurt you.
I'm so sorry.
1697
01:57:35,966 --> 01:57:36,967
Are you okay?
1698
01:57:40,762 --> 01:57:42,639
Harry would be
proud of you, Eggsy.
1699
01:57:43,974 --> 01:57:45,066
He was right.
1700
01:58:00,490 --> 01:58:01,787
What's up, man?
1701
01:58:02,158 --> 01:58:05,503
Is this the part where you
say some really bad pun?
1702
01:58:06,997 --> 01:58:08,999
Well, it's like
you said to Harry.
1703
01:58:12,168 --> 01:58:14,512
This ain't that kind
of movie, Brut.
1704
01:58:16,006 --> 01:58:17,428
Perfect.
1705
01:58:38,320 --> 01:58:39,492
Eggsy, where are
you going?
1706
01:58:39,654 --> 01:58:41,782
There's no need for champagne.
We got loads in the plane.
1707
01:58:49,039 --> 01:58:50,131
Did you save
the world?
1708
01:58:50,707 --> 01:58:52,175
Yes, I did.
1709
01:58:53,501 --> 01:58:56,300
So, you gonna come in?
1710
01:58:57,047 --> 01:58:58,549
Yes, lam.
1711
01:59:00,634 --> 01:59:02,602
Slave to love
1712
01:59:04,012 --> 01:59:05,889
Merlin, the cell's locked.
How do I get in?
1713
01:59:08,183 --> 01:59:09,730
26-25.
1714
01:59:14,064 --> 01:59:16,658
Merlin, you're the guvnor.
1715
01:59:18,860 --> 01:59:21,238
You owe me, Eggsy.
1716
01:59:26,868 --> 01:59:27,915
Eggsy?
1717
01:59:32,165 --> 01:59:33,166
Oh.
1718
01:59:33,917 --> 01:59:35,590
Oh, my word.
1719
01:59:38,672 --> 01:59:41,221
The storm is breaking
1720
01:59:41,966 --> 01:59:44,014
Or so it seems
1721
01:59:45,178 --> 01:59:47,852
We're too young to reason
1722
01:59:47,972 --> 01:59:50,441
Too grown up to dream
1723
01:59:51,685 --> 01:59:54,313
Now spring is turning
1724
01:59:55,230 --> 01:59:57,028
Your face to mine
1725
01:59:58,191 --> 02:00:00,285
I can hear your laughter
1726
02:00:01,194 --> 02:00:02,696
I can see your smile
1727
02:00:02,779 --> 02:00:04,577
Slave to love
1728
02:00:09,160 --> 02:00:10,707
Slave to love
1729
02:00:11,621 --> 02:00:13,294
I can't escape
1730
02:00:14,290 --> 02:00:17,214
I'm a slave to love
Slave to love
1731
02:00:22,799 --> 02:00:25,348
Michelle, turn that shit off.
It's doing my nut in.
1732
02:00:26,636 --> 02:00:28,138
I rather like that song.
1733
02:00:28,680 --> 02:00:30,273
Leave it on, eh, Mum
1734
02:00:34,018 --> 02:00:35,941
Mugsy's back.
1735
02:00:36,062 --> 02:00:38,110
You've finally come to have that
word with me, have you, son
1736
02:00:38,857 --> 02:00:40,154
Or are you gonna
run away again...
1737
02:00:40,316 --> 02:00:41,909
and pretend you're going to
court, dressed like that
1738
02:00:42,360 --> 02:00:43,737
Oh, you mean this
1739
02:00:45,280 --> 02:00:46,577
No.
1740
02:00:47,198 --> 02:00:50,498
I know this bloke who's just taken
over a tailor shop on Savile Row.
1741
02:00:51,578 --> 02:00:53,171
He's given me a job, Mum.
1742
02:00:53,872 --> 02:00:55,169
It comes with a lot of perks.
1743
02:00:56,541 --> 02:00:57,884
Including a house.
1744
02:00:59,043 --> 02:01:00,886
Come and live
with me there, Mum.
1745
02:01:01,463 --> 02:01:02,430
Come on.
1746
02:01:02,505 --> 02:01:03,506
Sit down, you.
1747
02:01:04,841 --> 02:01:07,014
Only place she'll be visiting
is you in fucking hospital.
1748
02:01:07,177 --> 02:01:08,975
Do you hear Just
leave him alone, Dean!
1749
02:01:09,137 --> 02:01:11,390
Eggsy, just go.
Please, just go, babe.
1750
02:01:12,849 --> 02:01:14,146
All right.
1751
02:01:14,309 --> 02:01:15,856
That's it,
do as Mummy says.
1752
02:01:16,019 --> 02:01:17,362
Why don't you ask
that tailor friend of yours,
1753
02:01:17,437 --> 02:01:18,859
and knock up a
nice chicken costume.
1754
02:01:19,022 --> 02:01:20,399
It'll suit you, you mug.
1755
02:01:22,650 --> 02:01:25,449
As a good friend
once said...
1756
02:01:26,738 --> 02:01:27,864
"Manners...
1757
02:01:29,783 --> 02:01:30,784
"market...
1758
02:01:33,328 --> 02:01:34,329
"man. "
1759
02:01:35,205 --> 02:01:37,549
Dean
Shut the fuck up.
1760
02:01:37,707 --> 02:01:40,130
Eggsy, I'm gonna shove
your manners up your fucking--
1761
02:01:46,090 --> 02:01:47,091
So...
1762
02:01:47,342 --> 02:01:51,347
are we gonna stand around here
all day, or are we gonna fight
1763
02:02:03,066 --> 02:02:04,488
Get ready for it
1764
02:02:17,121 --> 02:02:20,250
You said whatever
you put out there
1765
02:02:20,542 --> 02:02:22,419
Whatever you put out there
1766
02:02:22,502 --> 02:02:24,550
ls gonna come back
1767
02:02:25,338 --> 02:02:28,387
You said whenever
you are ready
1768
02:02:28,466 --> 02:02:32,596
Whenever you are ready
Just let it all out
1769
02:02:33,638 --> 02:02:36,642
I know 'cause the
enemy inside me
1770
02:02:36,724 --> 02:02:40,774
'Cause the enemy inside me
is holding me back
1771
02:02:41,437 --> 02:02:45,032
But we know there's
something in the silence
1772
02:02:45,108 --> 02:02:47,952
There's something
in the silence
1773
02:02:48,278 --> 02:02:49,871
Get ready for it
1774
02:02:56,327 --> 02:02:57,954
Get ready for it
1775
02:03:04,627 --> 02:03:08,882
You said there's
only place left to find
1776
02:03:08,965 --> 02:03:12,765
Together we can
save the world tonight
1777
02:03:12,844 --> 02:03:14,471
Get ready for it
1778
02:03:14,679 --> 02:03:17,728
You said every
life is a lesson
1779
02:03:17,807 --> 02:03:21,903
Are you a fool or a kingsman
'Cause only you know
1780
02:03:22,729 --> 02:03:26,199
Hold on, 'cause the
volume is rising
1781
02:03:26,274 --> 02:03:30,120
Yeah, the volume is rising
So you better hold on
1782
02:03:31,362 --> 02:03:33,581
The night is young
1783
02:03:33,656 --> 02:03:37,411
Until it's over,
until it's over
1784
02:03:37,493 --> 02:03:41,589
The night is young
The night is ours
1785
02:03:41,664 --> 02:03:45,714
Until tomorrow, until tomorrow
1786
02:03:45,793 --> 02:03:47,170
Get ready for it
1787
02:03:53,384 --> 02:03:55,478
Yeah, get ready for it
1788
02:04:02,143 --> 02:04:05,864
You said there's
only one place left to find
1789
02:04:06,022 --> 02:04:10,027
Together we can
save the world tonight
1790
02:04:10,109 --> 02:04:13,864
Get ready for it
Get ready for it
1791
02:04:14,530 --> 02:04:18,205
Get ready for it
Get ready for it
1792
02:04:20,411 --> 02:04:22,254
The night is young
1793
02:04:22,497 --> 02:04:26,547
Until it's over
Until it's over
1794
02:04:26,626 --> 02:04:30,722
The night is young
The night is ours
1795
02:04:30,797 --> 02:04:35,143
Until tomorrow
Until tomorrow
1796
02:04:37,053 --> 02:04:38,805
Get ready for it
1797
02:04:38,888 --> 02:04:40,856
I'll hold your hand
1798
02:04:40,932 --> 02:04:45,187
With good intentions
With good intentions
1799
02:04:45,269 --> 02:04:46,896
I'll hold your hand
1800
02:04:47,271 --> 02:04:49,524
The night is ours
1801
02:04:49,607 --> 02:04:53,362
Until tomorrow
Until tomorrow
1802
02:04:53,444 --> 02:04:57,324
You said there's
only one place left to find
1803
02:04:57,407 --> 02:05:01,082
Together we can
save the world tonight
1804
02:05:01,577 --> 02:05:05,081
Get ready for it
Get ready for it
1805
02:05:05,748 --> 02:05:09,252
Get ready for it
Get ready for it
1806
02:05:09,752 --> 02:05:11,754
Get ready for it
1807
02:05:30,106 --> 02:05:31,153
Life been crazy
1808
02:05:31,232 --> 02:05:32,779
All advice has
been to chill more
1809
02:05:32,859 --> 02:05:35,954
Ironic I've been living off
with people down to kill for
1810
02:05:36,029 --> 02:05:37,406
And I find no comfort
in numbers
1811
02:05:37,488 --> 02:05:39,206
Knowin' there's
always a mil more
1812
02:05:39,282 --> 02:05:40,829
Fact was that cat
dragged my pretty...
1813
02:05:40,908 --> 02:05:42,455
Right at the top
of that billboard
1814
02:05:42,535 --> 02:05:44,037
And all of my folks
who done been here from jump
1815
02:05:44,120 --> 02:05:45,713
You the ones
I 'ma cover the bill for
1816
02:05:45,788 --> 02:05:46,880
And as I get ill more
1817
02:05:46,956 --> 02:05:48,879
We gon' triple the order
of champagne and spill more
1818
02:05:48,958 --> 02:05:50,050
Let's settle the real score
1819
02:05:50,126 --> 02:05:51,924
Been wondering
what the public gotta feel for
1820
02:05:52,003 --> 02:05:53,004
So let's keep it real, yeah
1821
02:05:53,087 --> 02:05:55,135
You know I'm killing game
as soon as I step on the field
1822
02:05:55,214 --> 02:05:56,306
Y'all at the top
are all mad now
1823
02:05:56,382 --> 02:05:58,055
There's no turning back now
1824
02:05:58,134 --> 02:05:59,477
I won't ever back down
1825
02:05:59,552 --> 02:06:01,520
They feel me like
they giving Ciggy a pat down
1826
02:06:01,596 --> 02:06:02,893
I needed a moment
I found it
1827
02:06:02,972 --> 02:06:04,224
Lately I've been
on my runnin' the town shit
1828
02:06:04,307 --> 02:06:06,401
Especially walkin' around with
1829
02:06:06,476 --> 02:06:08,899
This heavy crown
1830
02:06:08,978 --> 02:06:12,448
You can't always
please the crowd
1831
02:06:12,523 --> 02:06:17,905
But I am still not bowing down
1832
02:06:18,112 --> 02:06:21,537
This heavy crown
1833
02:06:21,866 --> 02:06:24,836
It comes and goes around
1834
02:06:24,911 --> 02:06:29,792
And when it's time
I'll pass it proud
1835
02:06:30,708 --> 02:06:32,130
But... l got it now
1836
02:06:32,210 --> 02:06:33,427
So keep it cute, chick
1837
02:06:33,503 --> 02:06:35,380
And don't be hatin'
on the new chick
1838
02:06:35,463 --> 02:06:36,680
Go back and check your stats
1839
02:06:36,756 --> 02:06:38,633
And bet they let you
know I do's this
1840
02:06:38,716 --> 02:06:39,763
Glasses full of empty
1841
02:06:39,842 --> 02:06:41,719
Depending on
point of view chick
1842
02:06:41,803 --> 02:06:42,804
If you was mad before
1843
02:06:42,887 --> 02:06:44,889
I bet you hate me
for this new shit
1844
02:06:44,972 --> 02:06:45,939
Maybe you should watch
1845
02:06:46,015 --> 02:06:47,688
What you've got
coming out your two lips
1846
02:06:47,767 --> 02:06:49,110
Get cool with how I kick it
1847
02:06:49,185 --> 02:06:51,062
Or else you gon'
get the boot...
1848
02:06:51,145 --> 02:06:52,237
Ciggy A-z-A
1849
02:06:52,313 --> 02:06:54,065
AKA captain
of the crew ship
1850
02:06:54,148 --> 02:06:55,900
Don't penny pinch
I promise, babe,
1851
02:06:55,983 --> 02:06:57,485
I don't need your two cents
1852
02:06:57,568 --> 02:07:00,037
Get rid of the makeup
Let us see just who you is
1853
02:07:00,113 --> 02:07:01,330
But if you feel like that girl
1854
02:07:01,405 --> 02:07:03,123
Bless your heart
Go get it how you live
1855
02:07:03,199 --> 02:07:04,200
When you hear my name
1856
02:07:04,283 --> 02:07:06,126
You gotta know
that she's something regal
1857
02:07:06,202 --> 02:07:07,704
I'm one of one
Ain't no sequels
1858
02:07:07,787 --> 02:07:08,959
I'm wearing
1859
02:07:09,038 --> 02:07:11,632
This heavy crown
1860
02:07:11,707 --> 02:07:14,961
You can't always
please the crowd
1861
02:07:15,044 --> 02:07:20,050
But I am still not bowing down
1862
02:07:20,925 --> 02:07:23,895
This heavy crown
1863
02:07:24,428 --> 02:07:27,477
It comes and goes around
1864
02:07:27,557 --> 02:07:32,358
And when it's time
I'll pass it proud
1865
02:07:33,229 --> 02:07:35,072
But... l got it now
1866
02:07:48,411 --> 02:07:51,130
To everyone who said
I'd never make it
1867
02:07:51,664 --> 02:07:54,338
Oh, Lord, weren't you mistaken
1868
02:07:54,625 --> 02:07:57,128
I got a dinner date
with greatness
1869
02:07:57,211 --> 02:08:00,681
liggy lgg ain't never been
nothin' to play wit, hold up
1870
02:08:00,923 --> 02:08:03,642
To everyone who said
I'd never make it
1871
02:08:04,093 --> 02:08:06,767
I'm at the top
Laughin' at you faces
1872
02:08:07,346 --> 02:08:09,019
I've been
practicing my patience
1873
02:08:09,098 --> 02:08:11,396
But I switch back quick
If you play with
1874
02:08:11,475 --> 02:08:13,694
This heavy crown
1875
02:08:13,769 --> 02:08:16,397
To everyone who said
I'd never make it
1876
02:08:17,440 --> 02:08:20,068
This heavy crown
1877
02:08:20,151 --> 02:08:22,620
Oh, Lord, weren't you mistaken
1878
02:08:23,738 --> 02:08:26,036
This heavy crown
1879
02:08:26,115 --> 02:08:28,959
To everyone who said
I'd never make it
1880
02:08:29,785 --> 02:08:32,629
This heavy crown
1881
02:08:32,705 --> 02:08:35,584
I'm at the top
Laughin' at you faces
1882
02:08:35,958 --> 02:08:37,631
But... l got it now
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