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Brooke: Life hacks are supposed
to make your life better.
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Kevin: So, if any of these hacks
make it worse,
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stop what you're
doing immediately.
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Narrator: Find out what happens
behind locked doors on
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"hacks del corazón".
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Señorita, you are even
more beautiful
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than your husband
led me to believe.
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Put your brush down
and make love to me.
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Man:Mi amor...
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[ Gasps ]
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...it is I,
señor solución.
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I've come home from work
early.
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Quick, hide behind
these curtains.
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Coming, husband.
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The door must have locked
behind me by accident.
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I will make sure
this never happens again.
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Señor, no!
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Huh?
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By stretching this rubber band
over the latch,
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we can hold it in place.
Oh...
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See how the door closes and
opens with the greatest of ease.
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Mmm,muy inteligente.
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Si,
already drawn the curtains,
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let us take a moment of passion
right here on the floor.
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Ooh.
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Narrator:
Locks only keep honest people out on "hacks del corazón".
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Brooke: Tonight...
Okay, all right!
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-...on "hack my life."
-Yahtzee!
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Winner winner,
chicken dinner.
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Kevin and a barbecue master
hack a file cabinet
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into a meat-smoking machine.
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Now it's time
to collate our meat.
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Kevin: Brooke gets road rage
while gaming L.A.'s
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on-street parking rules.
-Thank you.
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-Thank you very much.
-No, [bleep] You very much.
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Okay, okay.
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And we rip into hacks
for destroying documents
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when you don't
have a shredder.
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Was that a photo of you
and Kim jong-il?
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Things are about to
get steamy.
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Smells like
a hot bowl of farts.
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This is "hack my life".
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Nothing's sweeter than
finding a parking spot
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right in front
of your destination.
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We're gonna show you
how you can hack your way
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into keeping
a parking space
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that you can use
time and time again.
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This is
"gaming the system".
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It's estimated that drivers
in Los Angeles
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waste 85 hours a year
looking for parking.
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That's just under
14 minutes a day.
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Listen, if one of these hacks
can prevent another driver
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from taking our spot
for even that long,
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we'll consider
the system gamed.
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Yes, and our first hack --
well, it should be familiar
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to anybody with coworkers
or roommates.
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It's the same thing
you do to stop them
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from eating
all your leftovers.
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Label it -- just use chalk
to write something vague
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but authoritative on the spot,
like "reserved".
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Okay,
think this will hold?
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It looks official.
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Why don't we head over
to my surveillance area
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and start the clock.
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All right,
there's our spot.
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Stay out of the zone,
stay out of that zone,
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stay out of the --
okay.
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Okay.
-Wait.
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Blinkers on, blinkers on --
someone's peeking! [ Gasps ]
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-Uh...
-Wait.
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-Oh.
-Op!
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Ha-ha!
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We just really inconvenienced
somebody's day.
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We really did.
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All right, we're coming up
on the halfway Mark.
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Oh,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, they put it in --
-that is a --
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that is a lining up
to do a three-point turn.
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Yeah,
I'm calling this hack.
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Time of death --
7 minutes, 32 seconds.
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[ Buzzer sounds ]
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This next hack is an enemy
to cars everywhere.
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That's right.
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The orange traffic cone --
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place it where you'd like
to have your car.
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-I like this.
-Way easier than the chalk.
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Okay, oh, wait -- oh, oh,
ooh, we got a car wants to --
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oh, blinker but that
they see the cone.
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-What is...
-You can't --
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I mean, there's physically a
cone blocking that space, so...
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Yeah, I wouldn't if I were you.
I would just keep going.
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Yeah.
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All right, we're 9 minutes deep
and that cone is holding strong.
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It's slowing down,
looking for a spot.
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Oh, don't slow down,
don't slow down.
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-Maybe she's --
-oh, wa -- is she gonna --
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control yourself,
sweetheart.
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Oh-ho, no.
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Oh.
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[ Buzzer sounds ]
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Our final hack requires
just a little bit of teamwork.
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Yeah, you just get a friend
to physically
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hold the space for you.
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How 'bout it, Kevin?
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I can be that friend,
Brooke.
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Just call me
"the human shield".
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I got a man-spread.
-You do.
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No, that's good.
-Take up some space.
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You look crazy.
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-Keep and eye out.
-Oh -- oh -- hey, sorry.
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Yeah, no, my friend's --
my friend's right over there.
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I'm sorry,
I'm holding the space.
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Sorry about that.
Hey, Jenny! Come on in!
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[ Laughs ]
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Jenny's not real.
I made her up.
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[ Horn honks ]
Look alive.
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Sorry, I'm holding
the space for my friend.
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I'm sorry. Soooorry.
[ Horn blares ]
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Wow,
she was quick to honk.
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I'mnot
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less than a minute to go,
kev.
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Hey, sorry.
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So sorry, I'm saving
this spot for my friend.
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Ooh, okay --
almost got me.
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-You can't save a space.
-Hey, Kevin, it's fine.
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It's cool.
It's cool.
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He's holding it for my car.
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I'm gonna go get it
and park it in a minute.
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Whatever.
Okay, fine, whatever. It's a thing --
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there are
other parking spots.
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I'm sorry, sir,
thank you, thank you.
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All right, whatever.
[Bleep] No, [bleep] You very much.
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-You [bleep].
-Okay, okay.
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Brooke.
Brooke!
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I really like the way you
defended this parking space.
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[ Ding! ]
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So, it's not the most efficient
hack, but, you know,
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having a friend hold your spot
is actually maybe effective.
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It's viable, yes, but for
your safety and your sanity,
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maybe you should just go around
the corner and find a meter.
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-Oh, my god, there he is.
-Yeah, okay, go.
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It's your space!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Every time I try and get crafty
and knit myself a scarf,
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my yarn turns into
a tangled mess.
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Now what?
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Kevin: Simple -- just run
the yarn through a funnel
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to create
a knot-free dispenser.
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Brilliant.
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So now I'm knitting
like a champ,
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but I have to pour soup
from a pot into a jar,
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and now I've got no funnel.
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Now what?
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Kevin:
All right, snip the corner off of a plastic sandwich bag
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and line the jar with it
to make a spill-proof funnel.
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Okay, so, I managed not
to get soup anywhere,
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but now I'm out
of sandwich bags,
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and I'm a girl who
likes bagels on the go.
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Now what?
-That's easy.
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You can repurpose a cd
spindle as a bagel caddy.
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It's kind of like a hard plastic
shell for your breakfast.
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Ah! Well, my little bagel
sandwich has never been fresher.
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But now my cds
are covered in scratches.
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Now what?
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Yeah, I still listen to cds.
So what?
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Kevin: Don't panic.
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You can buff those scratches
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by adding a layer
of petroleum jelly
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and wiping off the excess
with rubbing alcohol.
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Now I can get back to listening
to bell biv devoe
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without missing a beat.
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Oh, but now my lips
are chapped
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because I just used
all my petroleum jelly.
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So, now what?
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Kevin: No problem.
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Just take a green tea bag
and press it
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to your lips
for five minutes.
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The tannins will
soften them right up.
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Huh, yeah,
this feels great.
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This is a great hack.
Cool, thanks.
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Coming up...
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Are those faxes?
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Yeah, that's how I used
to get my erotica.
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...a hack-master shows Kevin
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how to transform
this hunk of junk
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into a meat smoker.
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Kevin:
And later, take those documents from the file cabinet
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and hack them to pieces.
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Say hello
to the super shredder.
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We put paper-shredding hacks to
the test when "hack my life"
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returns.
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Narrator:
The truth comes to light on the next "hacks del corazón".
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-Ah.
-Ah.
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It is so dark in here.
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I will open these curtains.
[ Gasps ]
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Wait!
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Dios mio!
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Who is this?!
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-Um.
-I am the painter.
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You were in such a rush
to make love,
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you didn't notice
the portrait of me.
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I don't believe it.
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How can you possibly
paint in this light?
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There is only
this itty-bitty window.
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But, if we tilt this mirror,
we can bounce
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what little bit
of sunlight there is
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onto señorita's face to
give her a warm, radiant glow.
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She is perfection.
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Si,muy,muy
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now, I willvamanos
can get back to your painting.
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♪♪
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[ Door opens ]
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♪♪
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Oops, forgot my briefcase.
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Que?!
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Ohh...
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Narrator: Some things are better
left in the dark
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on "hacks del corazón".
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Come on, no.
No!
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Hey, kevs,
everything okay?
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You seem just like
a little stressed.
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Brooke, I need to shred these
papers like a.S.A.P.
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And the damn thing
is jammed.
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I'm just gonna eat it.
I'm just gonna eat it. Okay, okay, no, no, no.
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Take a step back, relax.
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It's "hack mail".
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Today, we're testing
your hacks for rendering
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sensitive documents
completely unreadable.
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The hack that destroys
this paper trail
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the best will be awarded
our hack seal of approval.
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Let's shred, baby.
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Hack number 1
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comes from Steve
in corpus christi, Texas.
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What makes this bit special
is that, obviously,
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you have the pointy tip...
-Mm-hmm.
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...that should Pierce
into the paper,
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and then
the flatter wings...
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-Will get in there.
-...Should shred it on up.
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-Okay.
-All right.
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-First one's down.
-You watch your hand, okay.
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Yeah, no, I'm good.
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Oh, that's -- oh! Oh!
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Ah!
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Okay, all right!
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You all right?
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Well, I definitely
tore up one corner.
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So, so far this is --
-it needs to be unreadable.
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Yeah.
'Cause that was not very effective.
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Hack number 2 comes to us from
marilynn in bay city, Michigan.
251
00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,230
Okay, was there anything
particular you
252
00:10:08,266 --> 00:10:09,476
wanted to get rid of?
253
00:10:10,016 --> 00:10:11,166
-Oh, pretty much everything.
-All of it, okay.
254
00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,120
Yeah. Yeah, 'cause if I don't
get rid of one of these,
255
00:10:13,150 --> 00:10:14,420
then one of these cases
goes over my head
256
00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:18,280
and then I end up
in a lake.
257
00:10:18,316 --> 00:10:20,146
All right, in we go.
258
00:10:22,116 --> 00:10:23,276
What do we got?
259
00:10:23,316 --> 00:10:25,296
-These.
-What?!
260
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,073
You've made asbestos.
261
00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:30,030
Yeah, go ahead and open
a few credit cards.
262
00:10:30,066 --> 00:10:32,326
Oh, my god, this did
a really amazing job.
263
00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:33,426
This is awesome.
264
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,166
Does it mess up
the washing machine?
265
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,300
No.
-No way.
266
00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,433
It's in the pillowcase.
-That's what I mean!
267
00:10:37,466 --> 00:10:39,216
No, I mean, you should
just have a pillowcase
268
00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:41,230
that you don't
really care about.
269
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:45,326
This is done.
Let's see what our third and final hack has for us.
270
00:10:45,366 --> 00:10:48,046
Dana in Boulder,
Colorado says...
271
00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:58,233
Say hello
to the super-shredder.
272
00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,246
Oh, hey, super-shredder.
273
00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:01,303
That's hardcore.
274
00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:03,083
Let me try this super-shredder
on out here.
275
00:11:03,116 --> 00:11:06,176
Okay.
-Super shred.
276
00:11:06,216 --> 00:11:07,376
-No, too much paper.
-Okay.
277
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:10,326
You want to switch roles and
see exactly how difficult it is?
278
00:11:10,366 --> 00:11:12,216
Do less -- like,
two pieces of paper,
279
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,230
which a regular pair of scissors
could handle just fine.
280
00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:16,296
Let's be clear, yes.
281
00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:21,053
Even this is really hard
with four pairs of scissors.
282
00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:23,123
I don't want to be
holding this anymore.
283
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,380
So, if you are fleeing
from your past,
284
00:11:25,416 --> 00:11:28,096
it looks like the washing
machine gets our official...
285
00:11:28,133 --> 00:11:31,473
Hack seal of approval.
286
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,080
Yes, I can deposit this.
287
00:11:33,116 --> 00:11:34,226
Just give me a second...
288
00:11:34,266 --> 00:11:35,466
What do you mean you don't
take soggy bills?
289
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,400
This is how "hack
my life" pays us.
290
00:11:37,433 --> 00:11:46,133
♪♪
291
00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:54,346
♪♪
292
00:11:54,383 --> 00:11:57,023
There is no worse feeling
than realizing
293
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,150
you lost your car keys,
294
00:11:58,183 --> 00:12:00,423
and then realizing
that you found them.
295
00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,050
So, what am I gonna do?
296
00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:03,403
Well, I guess I'm gonna ask
strangers in Los Angeles
297
00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:07,033
to "lend me a hack".
298
00:12:07,066 --> 00:12:08,016
You guys have
anything I could --
299
00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:10,020
I locked my keys in the car.
300
00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:11,130
Cool.
[ Horn honks ]
301
00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:15,026
I'm locked out.
What do you want?
302
00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:16,166
Oh, hey, sir.
303
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,150
Hi, sorry to bother.
I locked my keys in the car.
304
00:12:18,183 --> 00:12:19,223
Do you happen
to have anything
305
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,100
that I might be able
to get in here with?
306
00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:22,223
You could smash the window,
obviously.
307
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,320
Yeah, I could go straight
through the window.
308
00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:27,430
I'd prefer to not do that,
if possible.
309
00:12:27,466 --> 00:12:29,326
I do have
a tennis ball.
310
00:12:29,366 --> 00:12:33,176
I could work with that.
311
00:12:33,216 --> 00:12:35,446
I saw a clip of somebody --
you cut a hole in a tennis ball,
312
00:12:35,483 --> 00:12:38,003
and you put it up
to the lock, and you press,
313
00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:40,173
and the air pressure
actually pops the lock up.
314
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,400
Wait, but is it okay
if I cut a hole in this
315
00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:42,383
with my pocket knife?
316
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:43,326
Yeah, go for it.
Yeah.
317
00:12:43,366 --> 00:12:45,076
Cool, man, thank you.
318
00:12:45,116 --> 00:12:49,026
I don't want to hold you up, but
I really need to get in there.
319
00:12:49,066 --> 00:12:51,326
This should pop the lock.
320
00:12:51,366 --> 00:12:52,326
No.
321
00:12:52,366 --> 00:12:54,066
Come on.
322
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,220
Come on, tennis ball.
323
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,170
Come on.
324
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,480
I'm gonna dent this door.
325
00:12:58,016 --> 00:12:59,346
[ Buzzer sounds ]
326
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,233
Hey, I'm sorry to bother.
327
00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:07,246
I'm so -- hey, I locked
my keys in my car.
328
00:13:07,283 --> 00:13:09,183
I'm just looking for --
if there's anything
329
00:13:09,216 --> 00:13:11,126
that I could use
to pop it open, or...
330
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,266
Uh...
Maybe get in through the window.
331
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:16,470
The only thing I can think of
is shoelaces, maybe.
332
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,296
You do like the slipknot,
right?
333
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:24,053
-Yeah.
-And, like, you pull it through,
334
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:25,303
and you, like, try
to wrap it around that.
335
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:26,323
Okay.
336
00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:27,430
Okay -- ooh,
I got it on this side.
337
00:13:27,466 --> 00:13:29,116
Oh, yeah?
Go ahead and pull.
338
00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:30,150
I think it can -- yeah.
339
00:13:30,183 --> 00:13:31,423
Yeah, okay.
-All right, all right.
340
00:13:31,450 --> 00:13:33,180
Try -- pull it a little bit
more on that side.
341
00:13:33,216 --> 00:13:34,466
Yeah, okay.
Oh, we are so close!
342
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,280
We are just over it!
343
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,076
Yeah, oh!
-Oh, my gosh!
344
00:13:38,116 --> 00:13:42,116
-Oh! Come on.
-Ah! No!
345
00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,480
-No, it's getting smaller!
-No!
346
00:13:45,016 --> 00:13:47,376
[ Buzzer sounds ]
347
00:13:47,416 --> 00:13:49,276
Sir. Oh!
Yes, yes!
348
00:13:49,316 --> 00:13:50,276
Please!
Hey!
349
00:13:50,316 --> 00:13:51,346
Two seconds.
I'm so sorry.
350
00:13:51,383 --> 00:13:53,033
I locked my keys in my car,
351
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,426
and I love what you have
in your hand right there.
352
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,046
Man: You do?
353
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,023
Well, this is on-trend.
It's very sensible.
354
00:13:57,050 --> 00:13:58,080
But I mean the hanger.
355
00:13:58,116 --> 00:13:59,196
Yeah, you could
probably use that.
356
00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:00,333
That's what I was gonna ask.
Do you mind?
357
00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:01,476
No, I'm gonna be okay
without these.
358
00:14:02,016 --> 00:14:03,196
I have a few of these
at home.
359
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,403
Awesome.
360
00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:08,023
All right, I'm gonna try
to get this guy apart.
361
00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:09,150
That's gonna be
step one, right?
362
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:10,223
Yeah.
363
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,220
Then we snake it
through the door
364
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,180
and hook it
on the lock switch.
365
00:14:13,216 --> 00:14:17,166
Hold on.
I got an idea.
366
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,380
Doorstop.
-All right.
367
00:14:19,416 --> 00:14:20,476
We can go in through here.
368
00:14:21,016 --> 00:14:23,076
Okay.
-No, I see it.
369
00:14:23,116 --> 00:14:25,346
Okay, we're in.
370
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,426
I got to go up, right?
371
00:14:28,466 --> 00:14:30,326
Yeah.
372
00:14:30,366 --> 00:14:33,296
It's right there.
373
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:34,403
All right, come on.
You got this.
374
00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:36,453
You got this.
375
00:14:36,483 --> 00:14:38,333
Oh, it's so close.
Mama wants it.
376
00:14:38,366 --> 00:14:40,096
Mama wants it --
oh!
377
00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:41,173
[ Cheering ]
378
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:44,050
-All right!
-Whoo!
379
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,183
The owner of this car
is gonna be pissed!
380
00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:49,026
Whoo-hoo!
[ Dinging ]
381
00:14:49,066 --> 00:14:50,446
Congratulations, man.
I really appreciate it. Thank you.
382
00:14:50,483 --> 00:14:52,083
All right, man.
383
00:14:52,116 --> 00:14:55,246
Thank you, Los Angeles
for lending me a hack!
384
00:14:55,283 --> 00:14:59,303
Brooke:
Up next, Kevin gets his meat smoked by a hack-master.
385
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,233
Fresh
from the filing cabinet.
386
00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:04,066
Kevin: Plus, Brooke hacks
last night's Mac and cheese
387
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,380
into today's casserole.
388
00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:09,066
I'm gonna put this casserole
in my casser-hole.
389
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:12,220
Kevin: It's all happening when
the "hack" comes back.
390
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:20,483
Kevin: It's the "hack lifetime
achievement awards".
391
00:15:21,016 --> 00:15:23,016
Tonight, we recognize an item
that's demonstrated
392
00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:24,080
continued excellence
393
00:15:24,116 --> 00:15:26,126
in the pursuit
of hacking --
394
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,376
the plastic straw.
395
00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:31,196
[ Cheers and applause ]
396
00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:34,303
The straw first melted hearts --
and its own ends --
397
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:38,103
to make transporting
spices easier.
398
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:40,133
And who can forget
when the straw plunged
399
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:44,366
into the role of a better butter
distribution system for popcorn?
400
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,170
Be sure to keep an eye
out for the straw
401
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,020
in its many
upcoming roles,
402
00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:51,250
like propping up stems
for these wilting flowers.
403
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,233
And, in its finest
performance yet,
404
00:15:53,266 --> 00:15:56,046
the straw disappears
into a bottle of ketchup
405
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:58,333
to get that red sauce
flowing again.
406
00:15:58,366 --> 00:16:01,396
When it comes to hacking,
the plastic straw never sucks,
407
00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:04,253
even though that's what
it's designed to do.
408
00:16:04,283 --> 00:16:10,053
Congratulations on your
lifetime achievement award.
409
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:12,103
So, you've decided
to go paperless.
410
00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:14,353
Congratulations,
welcome to 2007.
411
00:16:14,383 --> 00:16:16,423
So, what are you gonna do
with this giant hunk of metal?
412
00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:19,030
You could throw it out,
or you could turn it
413
00:16:19,066 --> 00:16:20,196
into a meat smoker.
414
00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:24,333
That is, if you're
a hack-master.
415
00:16:24,366 --> 00:16:25,466
Hey, everyone,
this is Burt.
416
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,370
He's the brisket king
of Los Angeles.
417
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,030
The mastermind behind
Trudy's underground barbecue,
418
00:16:30,066 --> 00:16:33,366
which -- if I may -- has some of
the finest meats in the city.
419
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,020
So, Burt, what the hell's
a meat smoker?
420
00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:39,020
Well, it is any kind
of a container
421
00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:42,180
that will contain heat
and smoke
422
00:16:42,216 --> 00:16:44,216
that you can cook
your food in.
423
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,020
Like, I can make one
potentially out of a garbage
424
00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:47,280
can or a coffin,
425
00:16:47,316 --> 00:16:49,216
as long as it's
an enclosed space
426
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,080
where that heat can circulate?
That's it?
427
00:16:51,116 --> 00:16:53,066
Yeah.
That's all you really need.
428
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,370
Okay, we have a filing cabinet,
I believe we have some meats,
429
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,430
but how are we gonna
make this thing happen?
430
00:16:57,466 --> 00:17:00,376
I'm gonna grab a drill,
and let's make a few holes.
431
00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:03,466
Okay.
432
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,020
So, these holes will allow
for some air to circulate.
433
00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:08,080
Perfect.
434
00:17:08,116 --> 00:17:09,296
Is there such a thing
as too many holes?
435
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,003
You don't want too much.
436
00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:13,453
You know, because too much air
can get the temperature too hot.
437
00:17:13,483 --> 00:17:16,103
Wait, so this empty
drawer here...
438
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:17,153
-Yeah.
-...How --
439
00:17:17,183 --> 00:17:19,333
we're just gonna slap
some chicken in there?
440
00:17:19,366 --> 00:17:21,016
No.
441
00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:24,080
So, for that, I get a couple
of 1-by-3 pieces of wood.
442
00:17:24,116 --> 00:17:27,446
This rack -- very easy to get
at any hardware store.
443
00:17:27,483 --> 00:17:29,383
And then the rack
goes right on top.
444
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,196
It gets airflow
all around it.
445
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:32,473
It'll work out very well.
446
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,100
We drilled some holes.
447
00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:35,253
We made some shelves
that will help with the air.
448
00:17:35,283 --> 00:17:37,233
How do we get heat
into this bad boy?
449
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:39,346
I got some
of this lump coal.
450
00:17:39,383 --> 00:17:40,483
Just right in there?
451
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,076
Yeah, right in there.
452
00:17:42,116 --> 00:17:44,046
I got some wood chips.
453
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:47,133
And, just like that,
we'll start burning it off.
454
00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:52,366
Okay, so, now we've got smoke,
we've got that heat
455
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,150
and that air circulating,
what are we missing?
456
00:17:55,183 --> 00:17:57,133
We're missing...
457
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:59,176
The meat itself.
-That is correct.
458
00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:01,046
That is absolutely correct.
459
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,166
And that's it,
and it's set.
460
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,370
Amazing how simple it is.
461
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,380
So, now what?
462
00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:11,046
We set a timer for 10,
15 minutes?
463
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:12,123
Not quite.
464
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:16,100
It's gonna take like
10 to 20 hours.
465
00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:18,423
[ Bleep ]
466
00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:21,120
Dude, don't worry.
I already got one going.
467
00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:23,200
-Oh.
-I started this yesterday.
468
00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:24,403
Yeah, don't worry, man.
469
00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:27,003
No peripheral vision
since the accident, so that's --
470
00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:28,023
I should've noticed this.
471
00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:29,020
No, come on.
Grab that tray for me.
472
00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:30,350
You got it.
473
00:18:30,383 --> 00:18:32,373
-Man, look at this.
-Ooh.
474
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,450
Amazing.
475
00:18:33,483 --> 00:18:35,053
Look at the color
you got from this wood.
476
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:37,023
Look at this chicken.
-Mmm!
477
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,400
Look at this rib, man.
478
00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:40,353
Some brisket.
Yeah, look at that, man.
479
00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:43,423
Amazing.
Oh, my word.
480
00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:47,080
Fresh from
the filing cabinet.
481
00:18:47,116 --> 00:18:50,066
Burt, all this meat looks great,
but the real question is --
482
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,220
how does it taste?
483
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,300
Yeah.
484
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:58,323
♪♪
485
00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:00,330
Not bad.
486
00:19:00,366 --> 00:19:02,096
Way better than "not bad",
sir.
487
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,283
I would say "well done"
but it's actually
488
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,176
kind of medium-well-done.
-[ Laughs ]
489
00:19:05,216 --> 00:19:07,266
You, sir, are a hack-master.
490
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,300
Thank you.
-You got it.
491
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,073
Burt, I'm not seeing you
cutting, so if you could -- ah!
492
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,230
Let's do it, let's do it.
-No, it's cool.
493
00:19:13,266 --> 00:19:14,476
I mean, take a break,
but let's get back to it,
494
00:19:15,016 --> 00:19:16,146
'cause daddy's hungry.
495
00:19:16,183 --> 00:19:17,083
Mmm!
496
00:19:17,116 --> 00:19:24,276
♪♪
497
00:19:24,316 --> 00:19:31,996
♪♪
498
00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:35,183
He's cute, he's cuddly,
he's barely housebroken.
499
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,476
And while your girlfriend
can't stay mad at this face,
500
00:19:38,016 --> 00:19:39,076
you're the one
who's dog-sitting
501
00:19:39,116 --> 00:19:41,276
while she's away
for the weekend.
502
00:19:41,316 --> 00:19:44,096
To protect yourself, you'll need
a "hack line of defense"
503
00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:47,253
against your partner's dog.
[ Bark ]
504
00:19:47,283 --> 00:19:48,423
Though he's a golden retriever,
505
00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:51,050
this doggo has an appetite
for destruction
506
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:53,453
that would put a wooly
mammoth to shame.
507
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:55,423
Save your sneakers
by hacking a chew toy
508
00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:58,300
out of an empty water
bottle and an old sock.
509
00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:01,303
Just put the bottle
inside the sock, knot it,
510
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,403
and let fido chow down.
511
00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:06,083
Speaking of chow,
the way to a pup's heart
512
00:20:06,116 --> 00:20:07,166
is through his stomach.
513
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,320
Of course, this puppy
PDA would be nicer
514
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:11,430
if he didn't have
disgusting dog-food breath.
515
00:20:11,466 --> 00:20:14,046
Hack that halitosis away
by giving your dog
516
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:17,073
an after-dinner snack
of baby carrots.
517
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:20,070
Their texture will remove plaque
deposits from your dog's teeth
518
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:23,450
and leave his breath
smelling fresh...Er.
519
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:26,103
A nice walk would probably
help you two bond.
520
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:29,283
But this stubborn canine won't
budge, and with good reason.
521
00:20:29,316 --> 00:20:32,196
The sweltering summer pavement
has his paws all hot
522
00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:33,383
and bothered.
523
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:36,166
Save his sensitive feet
by hacking protective booties
524
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,480
out of balloons
and baby socks.
525
00:20:39,016 --> 00:20:40,326
Just cut the bottom
off the balloon,
526
00:20:40,366 --> 00:20:42,326
slip the baby sock
over his foot,
527
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:45,196
and then stretch
the latex over that.
528
00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:49,023
Way to put your best
paw forward.
529
00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:52,280
After that walk, the two of you
are starting to get closer.
530
00:20:52,316 --> 00:20:57,396
Help cujo get comfy by hacking
a pillow out of old jeans.
531
00:20:57,433 --> 00:21:00,123
First, knot the end of each leg.
532
00:21:00,150 --> 00:21:04,270
Next, stuff those trousers
with pillows and old t-shirts.
533
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:07,130
Looks like you finally
tamed that savage beast.
534
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,346
Now you and your new best
friend can rest easy
535
00:21:09,383 --> 00:21:13,323
because you've got
a "hack line of defense".
536
00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:16,180
Coming up, Brooke turns
leftovers into a casserole
537
00:21:16,216 --> 00:21:17,996
that will rock your world.
538
00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:20,323
Look at you,
you casserole master.
539
00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:23,170
Kevin: It's all happening on
the thrilling climax
540
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,070
of "hack my life".
541
00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:32,200
Narrator: On the rousing finale
of "hacks del corazón"...
542
00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:35,283
I returned for my briefcase,
but instead,
543
00:21:35,316 --> 00:21:38,116
I discovered
a case of betrayal.
544
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:39,330
No, señor.
545
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:42,076
I am
not thinking straight.
546
00:21:42,116 --> 00:21:47,396
The fumes from the paint
are making meloco.
547
00:21:47,433 --> 00:21:52,073
Yes, the paint
ismucho
548
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,280
si.
549
00:21:53,316 --> 00:21:58,076
Something does
e-stink in here.
550
00:21:58,116 --> 00:21:59,246
Ooh.
551
00:21:59,283 --> 00:22:02,403
That is why I'm adding
a splash of vanilla extract
552
00:22:02,433 --> 00:22:04,433
into this paint can.
553
00:22:04,466 --> 00:22:07,226
That will mask
the noxious fumes
554
00:22:07,266 --> 00:22:10,476
without affecting the
consistency of the paint.
555
00:22:11,016 --> 00:22:14,226
[ Sniffing ]
Wow.
556
00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:17,066
It smells wonderful
in here.
557
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:22,050
Si,
feeling wonderful as well.
558
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:26,483
Oh?
Because vanilla is a natural aphrodisiac.
559
00:22:27,016 --> 00:22:27,476
Oh?
560
00:22:28,016 --> 00:22:31,096
Déjà vu por tu?
561
00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:37,373
♪♪
562
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,450
Narrator:
"Hacks del corazón".
563
00:22:40,483 --> 00:22:46,073
♪♪
564
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:51,180
♪♪
565
00:22:51,216 --> 00:22:53,146
I'm a midwestern girl
and casserole
566
00:22:53,183 --> 00:22:54,473
is the food of my people.
567
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,120
But who has the time
to make one from scratch?
568
00:22:57,150 --> 00:23:01,120
I have a hack today to make
a casserole in under 10 minutes
569
00:23:01,150 --> 00:23:04,180
using leftover
macaroni and cheese.
570
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,466
It's the return of the Mac.
571
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,120
You know what I'm saying?
572
00:23:07,150 --> 00:23:09,430
Our first step --
we're gonna chop broccoli.
573
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,270
Throw them into a mixing bowl,
take a plate,
574
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:18,450
put it over the bowl, and here's
our first time-saving hack.
575
00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:21,233
I'm gonna lay out
strips of bacon,
576
00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:24,016
and we're gonna microwave
these guys together,
577
00:23:24,050 --> 00:23:26,300
stacked like this.
[ Microwave beeps ]
578
00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:30,383
Okay, and feel free to just
hold still and think thoughts.
579
00:23:30,416 --> 00:23:36,316
♪♪
580
00:23:36,350 --> 00:23:40,050
Ha-ha!
It looks like bacon to me.
581
00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:42,283
Since this broccoli
has been steaming,
582
00:23:42,316 --> 00:23:44,426
be careful when you
take the plate off.
583
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:47,326
Mmm, smells like
a hot bowl of farts.
584
00:23:47,366 --> 00:23:50,996
Next, I'm gonna take the
leftover macaroni and cheese,
585
00:23:51,033 --> 00:23:56,053
add a layer of the broccoli,
and sprinkle some bacon.
586
00:23:56,083 --> 00:23:57,373
And then one more
layer of cheese
587
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,400
because we hate ourselves.
588
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,030
All right, our casserole
dish is prepared,
589
00:24:04,066 --> 00:24:07,126
the broiler's going --
it's at 400 degrees.
590
00:24:07,166 --> 00:24:12,076
And in 5 minutes, we have hacked
ourselves a creamy casserole
591
00:24:12,116 --> 00:24:14,196
with your leftover
Mac and cheese.
592
00:24:14,233 --> 00:24:17,173
I don't know about you guys,
but I'm gonna put this casserole
593
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:21,030
in my casser-hole.
[ Laughter ]
594
00:24:21,066 --> 00:24:22,466
This is really good.
595
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,380
I don't need a boyfriend.
596
00:24:24,416 --> 00:24:26,116
Fries before guys.
597
00:24:26,150 --> 00:24:28,470
Mac and cheese before thieves,
you know what I'm saying?
598
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:33,070
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