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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,383 --> 00:00:09,273 >> [ Spanish accent ] This week 2 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,030 on "hacks del corazón"... 3 00:00:11,066 --> 00:00:12,266 Vows will be broken... 4 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:13,480 >> You cheated on me. 5 00:00:14,016 --> 00:00:14,316 >> Huh? 6 00:00:14,350 --> 00:00:16,470 Our marriage is over! 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:17,480 >> You want to go? 8 00:00:18,016 --> 00:00:18,196 Go! 9 00:00:18,233 --> 00:00:21,353 >> [ Gasps ] 10 00:00:21,383 --> 00:00:23,053 >> This window cleaner will act 11 00:00:23,083 --> 00:00:24,273 not only as a lubricant, it will 12 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:25,480 also shrink the skin around your 13 00:00:26,016 --> 00:00:26,246 finger. 14 00:00:26,283 --> 00:00:27,123 >> [ Gasps ] 15 00:00:27,150 --> 00:00:30,080 >> Will inés truly leave Hector? 16 00:00:31,483 --> 00:00:34,203 "Hacks del corazón?" 17 00:00:34,233 --> 00:00:36,103 "Hacks of the heart." 18 00:00:38,066 --> 00:00:39,276 [ Honks ] 19 00:00:39,316 --> 00:00:41,116 It's a battle of the bags. 20 00:00:41,150 --> 00:00:42,000 >> Whoo! 21 00:00:42,033 --> 00:00:43,173 >> See which of these hacks will 22 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,330 get your groceries home the 23 00:00:44,366 --> 00:00:45,096 fastest. 24 00:00:45,133 --> 00:00:46,103 >> No! 25 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:48,203 >> Plus we show you how to hack 26 00:00:48,233 --> 00:00:49,383 junk into jazz... 27 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:50,376 That's a amazing! 28 00:00:50,416 --> 00:00:52,366 >> Sleep comfortably in coach... 29 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,400 >> Ah, ow, ow, ow! 30 00:00:53,433 --> 00:00:54,233 Ah. 31 00:00:54,266 --> 00:00:56,046 And do the unthinkable -- 32 00:00:56,083 --> 00:00:59,003 fix a busted tire with fire! 33 00:00:59,033 --> 00:00:59,373 >> Yeah! 34 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,370 I feel alive! 35 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:04,350 >> This is "hack my life." 36 00:01:04,383 --> 00:01:05,223 >> Whoo! 37 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:06,200 Nothing makes me happier than 38 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,323 bringing home a huge load of 39 00:01:07,350 --> 00:01:08,470 groceries. 40 00:01:09,466 --> 00:01:10,416 Bring it inside and it's starts 41 00:01:10,450 --> 00:01:12,120 to spill everywhere, and, oh! 42 00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:13,280 You got a huge load all over 43 00:01:13,316 --> 00:01:14,146 yourself. 44 00:01:14,183 --> 00:01:15,223 >> Well, luckily, we've got a 45 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:16,420 few hacks that will make hauling 46 00:01:16,450 --> 00:01:18,030 in all those groceries much 47 00:01:18,066 --> 00:01:18,366 easier. 48 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:22,020 >> This is hack vs. Hack. 49 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,200 Annual "hack my life" battle of 50 00:01:25,233 --> 00:01:26,083 the bags. 51 00:01:26,116 --> 00:01:27,316 >> For today's challenge, you'll 52 00:01:27,350 --> 00:01:29,080 each be choosing one hack, and 53 00:01:29,116 --> 00:01:30,376 your objective is to get 15 bags 54 00:01:30,416 --> 00:01:32,116 from the trunk of your car to 55 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:34,250 the house as fast as possible. 56 00:01:34,283 --> 00:01:36,053 Sounds pretty simple, right? 57 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:36,473 [ Laughter ] 58 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:37,380 [ Laughs ] 59 00:01:37,416 --> 00:01:38,446 Well, it's not. 60 00:01:38,483 --> 00:01:40,203 So, Brooke, what are the hacks 61 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:41,473 for our first annual battle of 62 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,270 the bags? 63 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:43,180 >> All right. 64 00:01:43,216 --> 00:01:44,376 First up, it's the trusty 65 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:45,266 carabiner. 66 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:47,070 Hack number two, we have a golf 67 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:47,400 club. 68 00:01:47,433 --> 00:01:49,203 And hack number three is a 69 00:01:49,233 --> 00:01:51,023 detachable purse strap. 70 00:01:51,050 --> 00:01:52,020 So, pick your poison. 71 00:01:52,050 --> 00:01:53,170 >> All right, Victoria, which 72 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,030 hack would you prefer? 73 00:01:55,450 --> 00:01:57,370 I feel like you can loop bags 74 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,230 onto it and then close it. 75 00:01:59,266 --> 00:02:00,096 >> Hmm. 76 00:02:00,133 --> 00:02:01,173 >> Maybe carry it like it's a 77 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:01,350 bag. 78 00:02:01,383 --> 00:02:02,123 >> Molly? 79 00:02:02,150 --> 00:02:03,070 >> Uh, no question. 80 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,030 I'm going golf club. 81 00:02:04,066 --> 00:02:05,296 And I think I might just be able 82 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:06,473 to muscle 15 bags onto this 83 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:07,350 sucker. 84 00:02:07,383 --> 00:02:08,453 >> Ooh. I like that. Dangerous. 85 00:02:08,483 --> 00:02:10,303 >> Last but certainly not least, 86 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:12,123 Brenda, you get two carabiners. 87 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:13,030 >> I get two. 88 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,046 >> How do you think you're gonna 89 00:02:14,083 --> 00:02:14,453 utilize those carabiners? 90 00:02:14,483 --> 00:02:16,223 >> Uh, I think I'm gonna throw 91 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:17,470 some bags on these suckers and 92 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:18,320 carry them. 93 00:02:18,350 --> 00:02:20,180 >> Yep. 94 00:02:22,483 --> 00:02:23,323 >> All right. 95 00:02:23,350 --> 00:02:24,430 Let's see what our bag ladies 96 00:02:24,466 --> 00:02:26,046 will be taking on in today's 97 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:26,433 course. 98 00:02:26,466 --> 00:02:28,316 >> First, they'll have to tackle 99 00:02:28,350 --> 00:02:30,330 our ankle-breaking ball field... 100 00:02:30,366 --> 00:02:32,316 >> Maneuver through the haunted 101 00:02:32,350 --> 00:02:33,320 log forest... 102 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:35,180 >> Brave a soaking sprinkler 103 00:02:35,216 --> 00:02:36,096 system... 104 00:02:36,133 --> 00:02:37,453 >> And wind around the perilous 105 00:02:37,483 --> 00:02:39,273 patio furniture to our finish 106 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:40,420 line. 107 00:02:40,450 --> 00:02:43,380 Ladies, the battle of the bags 108 00:02:43,416 --> 00:02:44,266 begins! 109 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:45,270 [ Air horn honks ] 110 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:46,080 >> Wow. Okay. 111 00:02:46,116 --> 00:02:47,026 >> Wasting no time. 112 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:48,076 Sprinting to their trunks. 113 00:02:48,116 --> 00:02:49,226 >> Brenda is going straight into 114 00:02:49,266 --> 00:02:50,326 her trunk with the carabiner, 115 00:02:50,366 --> 00:02:51,476 just hooking all of those bags. 116 00:02:52,016 --> 00:02:53,076 >> These bags are stuck on my 117 00:02:53,116 --> 00:02:54,066 carabiner! 118 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:54,430 >> There we go. 119 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,096 >> Molly, right off the bat, is 120 00:02:56,133 --> 00:02:57,283 putting her bags on the ground. 121 00:02:57,316 --> 00:02:58,466 >> Victoria has finally got some 122 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,100 bags on her purse band and -- 123 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:01,033 >> oh! Brenda's off. 124 00:03:01,066 --> 00:03:02,196 >> Brenda's off to the races. 125 00:03:02,233 --> 00:03:03,083 >> All right. 126 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,216 I think I'm gonna have to do two 127 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,020 trips here. 128 00:03:05,050 --> 00:03:05,380 Aah! 129 00:03:05,416 --> 00:03:06,446 >> Looks like she has half her 130 00:03:06,483 --> 00:03:07,333 bags. 131 00:03:07,366 --> 00:03:08,426 >> She's definitely hoping that 132 00:03:08,466 --> 00:03:10,046 speed will be her key to 133 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:10,383 victory. 134 00:03:10,416 --> 00:03:11,376 Molly is still struggling. 135 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:12,376 >> Oh, and look at that. 136 00:03:12,416 --> 00:03:13,466 Victoria. 137 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:15,426 >> Hey! 138 00:03:15,466 --> 00:03:16,346 >> Hey! Get back here. 139 00:03:16,383 --> 00:03:18,073 >> Victoria's only got five bags 140 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:18,430 left behind. 141 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:20,076 Let's see if she's fast enough 142 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:21,266 to grab the remaining bags and 143 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:22,320 beat out the other two. 144 00:03:22,350 --> 00:03:23,150 >> Whoo! 145 00:03:23,183 --> 00:03:25,023 >> Completely unfazed by the 146 00:03:25,050 --> 00:03:26,470 water, Victoria is just powering 147 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,120 through this course. 148 00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:29,070 >> [ Grunts ] 149 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,330 >> Molly is spearing those bags 150 00:03:30,366 --> 00:03:31,296 like exotic fish. 151 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:32,353 And she -- dead lift. 152 00:03:32,383 --> 00:03:33,223 >> Dead lift. 153 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:34,170 >> Perfect form. 154 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,030 >> Wow. 155 00:03:35,066 --> 00:03:36,276 >> Every single bag is on that 156 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:37,166 golf club. 157 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,480 Meanwhile, Victoria is about to 158 00:03:39,016 --> 00:03:40,196 leave her first load at the 159 00:03:40,233 --> 00:03:41,473 finish line, narrowly dodging 160 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:42,480 those skateboards. 161 00:03:43,016 --> 00:03:44,276 >> Let's not forget -- she has 162 00:03:44,316 --> 00:03:45,426 to go back and get more. 163 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:47,116 Right behind her is Brenda. 164 00:03:47,150 --> 00:03:48,370 She's doing a little carabiner 165 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,230 waddle. 166 00:03:49,266 --> 00:03:50,266 >> Her bags are down, but she 167 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:51,450 seems to be having a hard time 168 00:03:51,483 --> 00:03:54,083 letting go of the groceries. 169 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:57,033 >> Molly has lost a shoe. 170 00:03:57,066 --> 00:03:58,116 >> Oh, Molly. 171 00:03:58,150 --> 00:03:59,370 >> While the other girls are 172 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,080 still back at the cars, here 173 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,326 comes Molly with her poopy 174 00:04:02,366 --> 00:04:03,266 diaper waddle. 175 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:05,150 And with all her bags at once, 176 00:04:05,183 --> 00:04:06,283 Molly is the winner! 177 00:04:06,316 --> 00:04:07,216 >> Oh! 178 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:08,400 >> One trip. 179 00:04:08,433 --> 00:04:09,373 [ Cheers and applause ] 180 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,000 >> And Victoria's come in second 181 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:11,473 place. 182 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,150 >> 'Bout time, sucker. 183 00:04:13,183 --> 00:04:15,103 >> Her strap was speedy, but she 184 00:04:15,133 --> 00:04:16,473 was no match for the might of 185 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:17,300 Molly. 186 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:19,033 >> And last but not least, 187 00:04:19,066 --> 00:04:20,266 Brenda with the carabiners. 188 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,470 Strong finish, everybody. 189 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,320 >> Congrats, Molly! 190 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,320 [ Cheers and applause ] 191 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:26,420 >> Brenda, you came in last 192 00:04:26,450 --> 00:04:27,250 place. 193 00:04:27,283 --> 00:04:28,183 What went awry with your 194 00:04:28,216 --> 00:04:29,026 carabiner? 195 00:04:29,066 --> 00:04:30,076 >> Putting the bags on them, 196 00:04:30,116 --> 00:04:31,226 they just kept getting caught. 197 00:04:31,266 --> 00:04:32,326 They were a good idea, but, 198 00:04:32,366 --> 00:04:33,446 yeah, I needed more practice 199 00:04:33,483 --> 00:04:34,403 with the technique. 200 00:04:34,433 --> 00:04:36,033 >> And Victoria, you came in 201 00:04:36,066 --> 00:04:36,366 second place. 202 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,470 How did you feel about your 203 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:38,330 hack? 204 00:04:38,366 --> 00:04:39,216 >> Instead of cutting off the 205 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:40,320 circulation of your hands, it, 206 00:04:40,350 --> 00:04:41,380 like, transferred the cutting 207 00:04:41,416 --> 00:04:42,426 into the wrist action to the 208 00:04:42,466 --> 00:04:43,296 shoulder. 209 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:44,273 >> Too much weight all hanging 210 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:45,470 in one place. 211 00:04:47,133 --> 00:04:48,323 You have won the battle of the 212 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:49,370 bags and america's hearts. 213 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,150 [ Smack! Ding! ] 214 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,180 Entire process looked downright 215 00:04:54,216 --> 00:04:54,476 painful. 216 00:04:55,016 --> 00:04:55,346 >> Yes. 217 00:04:55,383 --> 00:04:56,253 This is definitely a hack that 218 00:04:56,283 --> 00:04:57,273 you need to be strong for. 219 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:58,380 I might have to go to the doctor 220 00:04:58,416 --> 00:04:59,446 after this, but it's worth it. 221 00:04:59,483 --> 00:05:00,303 I won. 222 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:01,083 >> And you're not going away 223 00:05:01,116 --> 00:05:01,996 empty-handed. 224 00:05:02,033 --> 00:05:03,403 You can use this recyclable bag 225 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:05,303 anytime you want to brag to 226 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:06,423 folks that you threw out your 227 00:05:06,450 --> 00:05:08,120 back for bragging rights. 228 00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:09,480 [ Laughter ] 229 00:05:21,483 --> 00:05:23,423 >> Sometimes a household item is 230 00:05:23,450 --> 00:05:25,320 so useful it ascends into the 231 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:27,280 pantheon of great hacking tools. 232 00:05:27,316 --> 00:05:29,196 Today, we celebrate one that's 233 00:05:29,233 --> 00:05:31,433 truly become a hack all-star -- 234 00:05:31,466 --> 00:05:34,346 the rubber glove. 235 00:05:34,383 --> 00:05:37,003 They help scrub stuff clean, but 236 00:05:37,033 --> 00:05:39,053 when it comes to hacking, the 237 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:41,103 rubber gloves are coming off. 238 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:42,323 Missing the top of a bottle? 239 00:05:42,350 --> 00:05:44,020 Just replace it with the finger 240 00:05:44,050 --> 00:05:45,020 from a rubber glove. 241 00:05:45,050 --> 00:05:46,270 You can poke a hole and there's 242 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:47,130 a spout, too. 243 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:48,296 >>All-star. 244 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:49,373 >> Want to amuse your party 245 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,200 guests? 246 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:51,323 Freeze juice or water in a 247 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:53,180 rubber glove to make a cold and 248 00:05:53,216 --> 00:05:54,396 creepy decoration for the 249 00:05:54,433 --> 00:05:55,403 Halloween punch. 250 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:57,203 >>All-star. 251 00:05:57,233 --> 00:05:58,323 >> Need a secret weapon against 252 00:05:58,350 --> 00:05:59,170 winter? 253 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:00,250 Glue mittens over a pair of 254 00:06:00,283 --> 00:06:02,073 rubber gloves and just dare the 255 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,020 snow to get in. 256 00:06:03,050 --> 00:06:04,480 >>All-star. 257 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:06,116 >> Got jewelry clutter? 258 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:07,300 Use a rubber glove as a 259 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,473 plaster-of-Paris mold. 260 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,250 You can make a hand to hold 261 00:06:10,283 --> 00:06:12,053 rings and jewels like a very 262 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:12,483 quiet helper. 263 00:06:13,016 --> 00:06:14,046 >>All-star. 264 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:15,283 >> Stressed out? 265 00:06:15,316 --> 00:06:17,196 Well, make a diy stress ball by 266 00:06:17,233 --> 00:06:18,473 filling a glove with rice or 267 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,230 sand and sealing the bottom. 268 00:06:20,266 --> 00:06:22,016 It can turn the grumpiest guy 269 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:23,200 into the tamest pussycat. 270 00:06:23,233 --> 00:06:24,103 >> [ Sighs ] 271 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:25,073 >>All-star. 272 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:27,100 >> Put her there, rubber gloves. 273 00:06:27,133 --> 00:06:29,123 You've high-fived your way into 274 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:31,350 the all-star club. 275 00:06:33,366 --> 00:06:35,346 Best hacks to get a workout in 276 00:06:35,383 --> 00:06:36,233 at work. 277 00:06:36,266 --> 00:06:37,426 >> And we prove that playing 278 00:06:37,466 --> 00:06:40,116 with fire can sometimes be okay. 279 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,000 >> [ Exclaims ] O0 c1 280 00:06:46,483 --> 00:06:49,273 >> sometimes ordinary people do 281 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:52,080 extraordinary things all in the 282 00:06:52,116 --> 00:06:54,416 name of hacking. 283 00:06:54,450 --> 00:06:56,100 While at work, most people 284 00:06:56,133 --> 00:06:57,373 don't think about working out. 285 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,430 But not Phil the fitness nut. 286 00:06:59,466 --> 00:07:01,366 He hacks every spare moment to 287 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,350 keep him healthy because he's... 288 00:07:03,383 --> 00:07:06,383 A hack hero! 289 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,350 Is more crippling than 290 00:07:09,383 --> 00:07:10,223 kryptonite. 291 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:12,230 But Phil sees it as a chance to 292 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,146 stimulate the growth of his 293 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:15,033 quads. 294 00:07:15,066 --> 00:07:17,016 Using socks filled with rice and 295 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:18,420 some rubber bands, he hacks 296 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:21,020 homemade ankle weights. 297 00:07:21,050 --> 00:07:23,120 Phil's listening and sculpting 298 00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:24,070 his gams. 299 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:25,400 >> Thursday comes into Friday, 300 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:27,103 and the weekend's there. 301 00:07:27,133 --> 00:07:28,333 >> Phil's training regimen 302 00:07:28,366 --> 00:07:31,316 doesn't allow for free bagels. 303 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:32,380 But he makes good use of the 304 00:07:32,416 --> 00:07:35,196 paper plates. 305 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,230 Core-shredding slides. 306 00:07:38,266 --> 00:07:40,096 Abs of steel for the man of 307 00:07:40,133 --> 00:07:45,023 steel. 308 00:07:47,316 --> 00:07:49,446 It's also an opportunity. 309 00:07:49,483 --> 00:07:51,403 That box of paper weighs 20 310 00:07:51,433 --> 00:07:53,483 pounds, which Phil uses to shred 311 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:55,366 those shoulders with some 312 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,280 heavy-duty dumbbell rolls. 313 00:07:57,316 --> 00:08:00,126 Thanks, gravity. 314 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:01,126 While his colleagues sit on 315 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:03,076 their butts all day, Phil keeps 316 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,376 burning calories with a diy 317 00:08:04,416 --> 00:08:07,126 standing desk made of old 318 00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:08,296 telephone books. 319 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:09,483 He's been saving those since 320 00:08:10,016 --> 00:08:12,426 2003. 321 00:08:12,466 --> 00:08:14,376 While Phil talks to clients, he 322 00:08:14,416 --> 00:08:16,126 keeps his pecs popping. 323 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:18,066 A bungee cord and two rolls of 324 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:20,000 masking tape help him hack his 325 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,373 way to some resistance-band 326 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,100 training. 327 00:08:24,133 --> 00:08:25,453 Phil's doing something right, 328 00:08:25,483 --> 00:08:27,353 'cause his clients just doubled 329 00:08:27,383 --> 00:08:28,273 their order. 330 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,480 Now, if only his co-workers 331 00:08:30,016 --> 00:08:31,296 could be a little bit more like 332 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:32,453 Phil, this company might 333 00:08:32,483 --> 00:08:34,153 actually start making some 334 00:08:34,183 --> 00:08:34,403 money. 335 00:08:34,433 --> 00:08:35,203 [ Snaps ] 336 00:08:35,233 --> 00:08:37,123 >> Ohh! Aah! 337 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:37,400 Damn! 338 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:38,423 >> Sorry, pal. 339 00:08:38,450 --> 00:08:40,380 Not everyone has what it takes 340 00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:44,376 to be...A hack hero! 341 00:08:57,050 --> 00:08:58,200 >> Yeah, that's not helping. 342 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,153 >> What happened? 343 00:08:59,183 --> 00:09:00,383 >> I wouldn't worry about that. 344 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:02,076 >> Kev, the tire is completely 345 00:09:02,116 --> 00:09:02,426 off the rim. 346 00:09:02,466 --> 00:09:04,016 >> Don't worry. 347 00:09:04,050 --> 00:09:05,200 I have a solution. 348 00:09:05,233 --> 00:09:07,123 Using some explosions and some 349 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:09,070 fire and some very loud noises, 350 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:10,220 I can put that tire back on that 351 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:13,120 rim and reclaim my manhood. 352 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,230 We're going to create a tiny 353 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,426 explosion around the tire, and 354 00:09:19,466 --> 00:09:21,116 the force of the gas will put 355 00:09:21,150 --> 00:09:22,280 the tire back on the rim all 356 00:09:22,316 --> 00:09:23,426 magic-like. 357 00:09:23,466 --> 00:09:25,166 >> What you need for this hack 358 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,380 is a blow torch, some starter 359 00:09:26,416 --> 00:09:28,126 fluid, and most importantly, a 360 00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:29,276 fire extinguisher. 361 00:09:29,316 --> 00:09:30,376 I don't know if it's gonna work, 362 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:31,396 but it should make a lot of 363 00:09:31,433 --> 00:09:32,473 noise, and we get to play with 364 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:33,280 fire, so... 365 00:09:33,316 --> 00:09:34,176 >> And it'll look cool. 366 00:09:34,216 --> 00:09:35,166 >> Yeah. I'm game to try. 367 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,050 >> All right. 368 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:37,203 >> So, step one, very important, 369 00:09:37,233 --> 00:09:38,253 we're gonna use a Jack to 370 00:09:38,283 --> 00:09:39,173 elevate the tire. 371 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,050 Right? 372 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:40,473 If you want the tire to actually 373 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,100 pop back on the rim, it can't be 374 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:43,083 connected to the ground. 375 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:43,446 >> All right. 376 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,473 I'll just stand right here and 377 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,180 watch. 378 00:09:46,216 --> 00:09:48,246 >> All right. 379 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,073 >> Kevin, you are, like, a pro 380 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,020 at jacking it. 381 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:54,150 >> Yeah, my father taught me. 382 00:09:54,183 --> 00:09:55,033 >> All right. 383 00:09:55,066 --> 00:09:55,996 Step two -- fire! 384 00:09:56,033 --> 00:09:57,253 Let's just make a big, crazy -- 385 00:09:57,283 --> 00:09:58,473 >> no, no, no, no, no. 386 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,080 Step two -- safety. 387 00:10:00,116 --> 00:10:01,396 It's not as fun, but it's 388 00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:03,053 important, so...Yep. 389 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:04,473 Gloves, goggles -- get 'em on. 390 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,170 >> All right. A little ppe. 391 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,000 >> Exactly. 392 00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:08,083 >> Personal protection 393 00:10:08,116 --> 00:10:08,416 equipment. 394 00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:10,030 >> Mm-hmm. 395 00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:12,030 We got the goggles. 396 00:10:12,066 --> 00:10:13,026 But also gas tank. 397 00:10:13,066 --> 00:10:14,016 That is important. 398 00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:15,130 We are far away from it. 399 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:16,266 It is back there. 400 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,180 We are up here. 401 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,376 So...this is about as safe as 402 00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:20,026 you can get performing this 403 00:10:20,066 --> 00:10:20,426 hacksperiment. 404 00:10:20,466 --> 00:10:21,376 >> Let's do this. 405 00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:23,126 Yeah, let's set a tire on fire. 406 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:23,426 >> Okay. 407 00:10:23,466 --> 00:10:25,096 All right. Here we go. 408 00:10:25,133 --> 00:10:26,373 Take some starter fluid. 409 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,430 Highly flammable. 410 00:10:27,466 --> 00:10:31,376 Spray it around the rim. 411 00:10:31,416 --> 00:10:32,266 All right. 412 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:34,270 Grab my blow torch. 413 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,070 Torch time. 414 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:35,470 Any last words? 415 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,320 >> No, just -- 416 00:10:36,350 --> 00:10:37,150 >> too late. 417 00:10:37,183 --> 00:10:39,333 Bye, mom. 418 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:44,233 >> Whoa! 419 00:10:44,266 --> 00:10:45,996 >> Wait for it! 420 00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:50,073 >> Oh, god. 421 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,420 [ Exclaims ] 422 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:52,300 Oh, my god, oh, my god. 423 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:53,133 Watch out. 424 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:53,426 >> Go ahead. Pit crew it. 425 00:10:53,466 --> 00:10:55,096 >> Yeah! I feel alive! 426 00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:55,483 >> Whoo! 427 00:10:56,016 --> 00:10:57,346 The hacksperiment is a success. 428 00:10:57,383 --> 00:10:58,403 The gas ignites. 429 00:10:58,433 --> 00:10:59,153 Boom! 430 00:10:59,183 --> 00:11:00,073 It expands. 431 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,430 That reseats the tire. 432 00:11:03,033 --> 00:11:04,423 The shop to get the tire back on 433 00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:06,230 the rim 'cause we did it with 434 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:06,476 fire. 435 00:11:07,016 --> 00:11:08,046 >> Mm-hmm. 436 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:09,383 >> Breaking down the hacks. 437 00:11:09,416 --> 00:11:11,176 The spray of starter fluid 438 00:11:11,216 --> 00:11:13,146 around the rim creates a ring of 439 00:11:13,183 --> 00:11:15,103 extremely volatile diethyl ether 440 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:15,423 vapors. 441 00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:17,120 These vapors combust at a 442 00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:18,370 relatively low temperature. 443 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,130 So, when a small, controlled 444 00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:21,346 explosion is created, the 445 00:11:21,383 --> 00:11:23,023 surrounding air expands, 446 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,250 stretching and pushing the 447 00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:25,223 rubber outward. 448 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:27,000 As the air cools, the rubber 449 00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:28,273 contracts, snapping the tire 450 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:30,080 back on the rim and giving you 451 00:11:30,116 --> 00:11:31,146 cause to celebrate. 452 00:11:31,183 --> 00:11:32,273 [ Engine turns over ] 453 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,130 Who knew tire fires could be so 454 00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:35,016 much fun? 455 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:37,200 Coming up, a hack master teaches 456 00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:39,073 you how to rock out with your 457 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:39,430 junk out. 458 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,466 [ Honking ] 459 00:11:41,016 --> 00:11:41,376 >> Yep. 460 00:11:41,416 --> 00:11:43,276 >> Plus, we test your hacks for 461 00:11:43,316 --> 00:11:44,346 friendlier flying. 462 00:11:44,383 --> 00:11:46,123 It's tumblr's hack mail. 463 00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:48,170 >> [ Snores ] O0 c1 464 00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:56,203 >> Benjamin Franklin, master of 465 00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:58,103 the receding hairline, never 466 00:11:58,133 --> 00:12:00,103 president yet appears on money. 467 00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:01,183 But did you know he created 468 00:12:01,216 --> 00:12:05,026 several hacks from history? 469 00:12:07,216 --> 00:12:09,226 11 years old, realizes he can 470 00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:11,126 swim faster by strapping 471 00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:13,276 painters' palettes to his hands. 472 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,216 Everyone thinks he's a dweeb, 473 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:17,070 but little Franklin and his 474 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,030 fancy flaps get the last laugh. 475 00:12:19,066 --> 00:12:20,416 >> Boy, that dweeb can move! 476 00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:24,080 >> And so, the swim fin is born. 477 00:12:24,116 --> 00:12:25,446 Fast forward to Philadelphia, 478 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,103 Benji's later years. 479 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:29,053 When he's not helping invent 480 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,453 america, he's busy hacking 481 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,223 things together. 482 00:12:34,116 --> 00:12:35,476 First lightning rod out of a 483 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,296 metal pole and some wire. 484 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:38,423 >> Yeah! 485 00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:40,270 >> Franklin, age 78, hacks 486 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,230 together near- and far-sighted 487 00:12:42,266 --> 00:12:44,196 spectacles to create bifocals, 488 00:12:44,233 --> 00:12:46,373 a design still used today. 489 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:49,120 >> I can see! Thanks, Ben! 490 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:51,280 >> Like the say, it's all about 491 00:12:51,316 --> 00:12:53,076 the Benjamins, baby. 492 00:12:53,116 --> 00:12:55,166 >> Benjamin Franklin -- truly a 493 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:59,330 master of hacks from history. 494 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:12,353 [ Toilet flushes ] 495 00:13:14,233 --> 00:13:15,133 >> Yeah, man. 496 00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,216 Cool jams and hot garbage. 497 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,000 I'm about to bash some trash 498 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:20,083 with my buddy John. 499 00:13:20,116 --> 00:13:23,416 He's a true...Hack master. 500 00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:25,450 You take "trash" like this, and 501 00:13:25,483 --> 00:13:27,403 you turn it into instruments 502 00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:28,353 like the one I saw you playing 503 00:13:28,383 --> 00:13:29,083 earlier. 504 00:13:29,116 --> 00:13:29,416 >> Absolutely. 505 00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:30,300 Because it's all about the 506 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,423 science, and as long as you can 507 00:13:31,450 --> 00:13:33,020 use the materials to replicate 508 00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:34,030 the science, you can make 509 00:13:34,066 --> 00:13:35,116 musical instruments from just 510 00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:36,170 about anything that's lying 511 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,050 around. 512 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,303 >> I see a funnel of some sort. 513 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,083 >> The funnel is gonna be part 514 00:13:40,116 --> 00:13:41,366 of our first instrument, which 515 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,350 is gonna be the straw oboe, 516 00:13:42,383 --> 00:13:43,353 which is -- we're gonna start 517 00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:44,303 with this one right here. 518 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:45,333 >> That's an ordinary bendy 519 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,126 straw. 520 00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:46,466 >> Bendy straw. Right. 521 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:47,480 And you can actually use a 522 00:13:48,016 --> 00:13:49,096 straight straw, but it does look 523 00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:50,173 more like an saxophone if you 524 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:50,430 play it like that. 525 00:13:50,466 --> 00:13:52,016 >> Okay. 526 00:13:53,216 --> 00:13:54,246 Corner off like that. 527 00:13:54,283 --> 00:13:55,383 And the second corner off like 528 00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:56,266 that. 529 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,200 Now, what you want to do is you 530 00:13:57,233 --> 00:13:58,303 want to put the open sides to 531 00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,333 the sides of your mouth. 532 00:13:59,366 --> 00:14:00,446 I'm gonna bite down like this, 533 00:14:00,483 --> 00:14:01,303 okay? 534 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,123 And then blow through the straw 535 00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:03,170 as hard as you can. 536 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,120 [ Straw honks ] 537 00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:07,020 Great. 538 00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:08,130 >> That's the sound of sweet 539 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:08,376 success. 540 00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:11,416 [ Both honking ] 541 00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,130 >> Okay. That's perfect. Yeah. 542 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,316 Now, let's go ahead and make 543 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:15,400 this even more annoying. 544 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:16,403 >> [ Laughs ] Okay. 545 00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:18,183 >> This probably was a flyer 546 00:14:18,216 --> 00:14:19,226 from some concert. 547 00:14:19,266 --> 00:14:21,096 We're just gonna create a little 548 00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,223 cone shape like this. 549 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,450 And we're gonna take your straw, 550 00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:25,023 and we're gonna slide it 551 00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:25,370 through. 552 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,180 >> But is this just going to 553 00:14:26,216 --> 00:14:27,026 amplify the sound? 554 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:27,396 Or is this gonna change it? 555 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,323 >> That's all it's gonna do is 556 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:29,130 gonna make it louder. 557 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:32,096 >> Perfect. 558 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,030 >> So, the next thing is to get 559 00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:37,396 some different pitches. 560 00:14:39,266 --> 00:14:40,416 The other side like that. 561 00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:42,270 And a little diamond-shaped hole 562 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,150 pops out. 563 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,403 What happens is, when I lift my 564 00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:46,203 fingers up off the holes of the 565 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,023 straw, the vibrating air column 566 00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:49,180 gets shorter, it vibrates 567 00:14:49,216 --> 00:14:50,376 faster, and the pitch gets 568 00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:51,146 higher. 569 00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:58,033 [ Honking ] 570 00:14:58,066 --> 00:14:59,216 [ Laughter ] 571 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,220 >> That's amazing! 572 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,380 >> This is an oil truck funnel. 573 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:03,026 This has just one little straw 574 00:15:03,066 --> 00:15:04,096 thing that fits into this. 575 00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,183 >> So, you've made, like, a 576 00:15:05,216 --> 00:15:06,346 removable, Reed-like mouthpiece. 577 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,153 >> Correct. 578 00:15:07,183 --> 00:15:08,023 >> Okay. 579 00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:09,220 >> I've cut holes into it just 580 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,080 like I did with your straw, but 581 00:15:11,116 --> 00:15:12,316 this is hugely super loud. 582 00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:13,380 [ Honking ] 583 00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:14,316 >> Yep. 584 00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:15,100 Okay. 585 00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:15,423 Yep. 586 00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:17,330 That -- I lost a memory. 587 00:15:17,366 --> 00:15:18,376 Tell me about the stringed 588 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:19,266 instruments. 589 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,320 >> We're gonna make a one-sting 590 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:22,270 guitar called the diddley Bo. 591 00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,180 Regular old piece of wood. 592 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:25,026 >> Okay. 593 00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:25,346 >> I pre-drilled a couple of 594 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,233 holes. 595 00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:28,176 This is the most important part. 596 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:30,183 Buckle. 597 00:15:30,216 --> 00:15:31,176 If you hold that top part right 598 00:15:31,216 --> 00:15:32,326 there and I spin this part, it 599 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,446 actually is bringing the two 600 00:15:33,483 --> 00:15:35,033 screws together like that. 601 00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:36,176 >> Mm-hmm. 602 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,250 System for inserting screws 603 00:15:41,283 --> 00:15:42,173 called a, uh, screwdriver. 604 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,000 >> Ah, yes. 605 00:15:43,033 --> 00:15:43,353 The Egyptians used these. 606 00:15:43,383 --> 00:15:44,253 >> The Egyptians used these, 607 00:15:44,283 --> 00:15:45,103 too, yes. 608 00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:45,473 And then, on the other side, 609 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:46,370 we're gonna put another screw 610 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,380 here, and that's gonna just hold 611 00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:50,146 down the wire. 612 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,303 And you can use any screw. 613 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,373 You can use a hammer -- a nail, 614 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,230 rather. 615 00:15:53,266 --> 00:15:54,116 I mean, it really doesn't make 616 00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:55,120 any difference. 617 00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:56,430 I'm gonna make a little knot. 618 00:15:56,466 --> 00:15:58,116 And that's just gonna go on this 619 00:15:58,150 --> 00:15:59,080 side. 620 00:15:59,116 --> 00:15:59,466 The same thing over here. 621 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,320 Make another knot. 622 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,480 So, I'm gonna hold that into 623 00:16:02,016 --> 00:16:02,346 place. 624 00:16:02,383 --> 00:16:03,273 Now, string string instruments 625 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,170 need something called a 626 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,030 resonator. 627 00:16:05,066 --> 00:16:06,116 In this case, what we're gonna 628 00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:07,380 be using is a tuna-fish can, so 629 00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:08,426 we can "tuna" it up. 630 00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:10,346 >> Yes! Yes! 631 00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:11,433 >> Bad humor. Okay. Here we go. 632 00:16:11,466 --> 00:16:12,346 This is what's called the 633 00:16:12,383 --> 00:16:13,153 bridge. 634 00:16:13,183 --> 00:16:14,123 Just a block of wood. 635 00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:15,420 Just holds it up into the air. 636 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:18,370 So, we slide it along this way. 637 00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:21,033 Specifically for you, so we're 638 00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:22,196 gonna put that there like that. 639 00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:23,073 Move this way. 640 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,120 >> Do I need to assume a power 641 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:24,350 pose? 642 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,323 [ Vocalizing ] 643 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,050 >> Play a major chord here. 644 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,003 >> And then I release doves. 645 00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:30,203 >> I like to use just the ol' 646 00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:31,053 glass slide. 647 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:31,473 [ Diddley Bo plays ] 648 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:32,330 Right. 649 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,246 >> Oh, I'm ready for a Clapton 650 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,423 solo, man. 651 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,270 Yeah! 652 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,380 Hack master John bertles from 653 00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:45,276 "bash the trash." 654 00:16:45,316 --> 00:16:46,396 John, thank you so much, man. 655 00:16:46,433 --> 00:16:47,323 >> Thank you, man. 656 00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:49,120 >> Appreciate it. 657 00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:53,283 It's hacks on a plane. 658 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,196 It's tumblr's hack mail. 659 00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:56,423 You just can't fall asleep, or 660 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,100 else your head will snap off. 661 00:16:58,133 --> 00:17:01,483 But other than that... o0 c1 662 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,130 [ seatbelt sign dings ] 663 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,366 [ Baby cries ] 664 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,230 >> Ugh! 665 00:17:09,266 --> 00:17:11,216 The screaming kids, the loud 666 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,200 engine noises, and the drink 667 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,433 cart hitting your elbow every 668 00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:15,346 five seconds. 669 00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:17,173 You can't sleep on a plane. 670 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,020 It's impossible. 671 00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:18,400 >> Yeah. 672 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:19,333 Don't forget about annoying seat 673 00:17:19,366 --> 00:17:21,176 mates. 674 00:17:21,216 --> 00:17:22,376 Luckily, you, the people, wrote 675 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,046 in with some hacks for falling 676 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,323 asleep on a plane. 677 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,450 And award one our hack... 678 00:17:28,483 --> 00:17:31,233 >> Both: Seal of approval! 679 00:17:34,016 --> 00:17:34,396 >> All right. 680 00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:35,473 Let's dive into it. 681 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,020 Hack number one comes to us from 682 00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:38,380 Kevin r. 683 00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:40,246 He writes... 684 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,350 So, Kevin r. Did not specify 685 00:17:48,383 --> 00:17:50,283 what type of neck brace it was, 686 00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:52,146 so I have opted for the soft 687 00:17:52,183 --> 00:17:52,483 variety. 688 00:17:53,016 --> 00:17:54,026 Nice and comfy. 689 00:17:54,066 --> 00:17:55,066 >> So lovely. 690 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,030 I'm gonna go for full-on, 691 00:17:57,066 --> 00:17:58,226 hard-core big boy. 692 00:17:58,266 --> 00:18:00,416 >> That thing has cup holders on 693 00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:01,470 it, I think. 694 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,470 >> All right. 695 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:04,400 Just really get it... 696 00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:05,233 >> Okay. 697 00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:06,096 >> Do you feel supported? 698 00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:07,223 >> You're trying to stop the 699 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,250 "drinky bird" syndrome. 700 00:18:08,283 --> 00:18:09,123 >> Right. 701 00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:10,230 >> You know, when you're on a 702 00:18:10,266 --> 00:18:11,396 plane, you nod off, the head 703 00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:12,283 dips. 704 00:18:12,316 --> 00:18:13,326 No. I'm still able to collapse. 705 00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:14,276 >> Can't do it. 706 00:18:14,316 --> 00:18:16,066 >> No? You can't drinky bird? 707 00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,020 >> Nope. 708 00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:17,380 >> Come on. 709 00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:18,276 Touch your chin to your chest. 710 00:18:18,316 --> 00:18:19,146 Try is. 711 00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,303 Actually try to get your head 712 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,133 down. 713 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:22,226 >> Kev, I'm doing my best. 714 00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:23,296 I can't bend my neck. 715 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:24,383 I feel very supported. 716 00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:25,996 Mama would be out. 717 00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:26,353 >> Okay. 718 00:18:26,383 --> 00:18:28,003 >> Let's check out hack number 719 00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:28,233 two. 720 00:18:28,266 --> 00:18:30,096 Bill writes... 721 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,433 So, let's give it a -- 722 00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:39,316 >> give it a little lean back. 723 00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:42,080 And...just gonna go ahead and 724 00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:43,466 give a little snug. 725 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,130 All right. 726 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,000 >> But there's too many wild 727 00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:48,333 cards. 728 00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:49,476 You can't bet on this, not 729 00:18:50,016 --> 00:18:51,296 knowing who's going to be next 730 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,133 to you. 731 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,126 I'm just imagining, like, 732 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,196 mouthfuls of whatever this 733 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,173 person smells like. 734 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,330 >> Just wait till Mr. Bear in 735 00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:57,146 the middle. 736 00:18:57,183 --> 00:18:58,033 >> Don't do it. 737 00:18:58,066 --> 00:18:59,216 You're gonna collapse my face. 738 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,000 Ah! Ow, ow, ow! 739 00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:01,353 Ah! 740 00:19:01,383 --> 00:19:02,353 >> Yeah. See? 741 00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:03,173 >> No. 742 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,400 >> Quite a fallible hack. 743 00:19:04,433 --> 00:19:06,183 >> The last hack comes from 744 00:19:06,216 --> 00:19:07,416 Lauren m. From Ann arbor, 745 00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,280 Michigan. 746 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,250 >> All right, so... 747 00:19:16,283 --> 00:19:17,253 >> So, let me see. 748 00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:19,033 >> Throw it on the back, right? 749 00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:19,396 >> Yeah. 750 00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:21,083 I'm just gonna reach over like 751 00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:21,376 so. 752 00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:22,376 Oh, it's an eye mask. 753 00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:23,276 >> Oh, yeah. 754 00:19:23,316 --> 00:19:24,226 No. That's the thing. 755 00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:25,296 There's no light leaking in 756 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,153 here. 757 00:19:26,183 --> 00:19:27,203 You just can't actually fall 758 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,483 asleep or else your head will 759 00:19:29,016 --> 00:19:29,296 snap off. 760 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:30,453 But other than that... 761 00:19:30,483 --> 00:19:31,473 >> I don't know. 762 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,100 This is pretty chill. 763 00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:34,373 >> You're -- you're sure? 764 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,100 >> I -- this doesn't feel weird. 765 00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:38,333 >> Um, okay. 766 00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:40,026 It certainly looks it. 767 00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:42,316 >> Well, I can't see, so doesn't 768 00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:43,450 matter to me. 769 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,403 >> All right. 770 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,173 Let's review these hacks. 771 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,200 The scarf -- very fashionable, 772 00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:50,223 just not function whatsoever. 773 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,430 >> It's presuming a lot that you 774 00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:53,126 can even put it around the back 775 00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:53,476 of your seat. 776 00:19:54,016 --> 00:19:54,346 This is -- no. 777 00:19:54,383 --> 00:19:56,073 >> Which brings us to our second 778 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,250 hack, which was sleeping on the 779 00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:58,183 seat next to you. 780 00:19:58,216 --> 00:20:00,426 It requires nothing other than 781 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,326 you to place your nose and mouth 782 00:20:02,366 --> 00:20:04,176 where thousands of armpits have 783 00:20:04,216 --> 00:20:05,066 been. 784 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,470 >> So, our last hack -- that was 785 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,050 the neck braces. 786 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,273 >> I used the soft variety, 787 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,020 which provided about as much 788 00:20:11,050 --> 00:20:12,250 comfort as one of those neck 789 00:20:12,283 --> 00:20:13,103 pillows. 790 00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,253 But you had the hard-shell. 791 00:20:14,283 --> 00:20:15,383 >> Oh, I had the full-on 792 00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:17,196 spinal-injury neck brace on, and 793 00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:18,323 it worked like a charm. 794 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,080 Doesn't look pretty, but guess 795 00:20:20,116 --> 00:20:21,266 who looks pretty when they 796 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,000 sleep? 797 00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:23,173 >> Mm. 798 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,470 This lady. 799 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:25,350 >> Oh, no. 800 00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:26,203 I look horrible after I wake up. 801 00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:27,103 >> Oh, okay. All right. 802 00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:27,433 Well, some lady. 803 00:20:27,466 --> 00:20:28,326 >> Let's make it official. 804 00:20:28,366 --> 00:20:30,096 >> Kevin r., you get our... 805 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:33,133 >> Both: Hack seal of approval! 806 00:20:35,216 --> 00:20:37,226 Hacks on the show, it's so easy. 807 00:20:37,266 --> 00:20:38,076 Go to 808 00:20:38,116 --> 00:20:39,426 hackmylifetrutv.tumblr.com. 809 00:20:39,466 --> 00:20:41,076 Send them in, and we will go 810 00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,276 through the pain of trying them 811 00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:43,026 out. 812 00:20:43,066 --> 00:20:43,416 >> We sure will. 813 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,070 Now, let's just get some drinks 814 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,020 up in here. 815 00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:47,370 >> Hey, flight lady! 816 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,070 Bring the booze! 817 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,480 >> Good night. 818 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:51,366 >> Both: [ Gasp ] 819 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,150 >> [ Gasps ] 820 00:20:52,183 --> 00:20:52,423 >> [ Growls ] 821 00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:53,220 >> [ Gasps ] 822 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,050 >> Both: [ Gasp ] 823 00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:54,373 >> [ Gasps ] 824 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,200 >> [ Growls ] 825 00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:56,023 >> [ Sighs ] 826 00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:56,320 >> [ Gasps ] 827 00:20:56,350 --> 00:20:57,100 >> [ Laughs ] 828 00:20:57,133 --> 00:20:57,383 >> [ Growls ] 829 00:20:57,416 --> 00:20:59,246 >> [ Hisses ] 830 00:20:59,296 --> 00:21:03,846 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51135

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