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Hey baby doll, listen and
listen good. It's Dan.
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I want you to know,
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I never meant for things
to go south so fast.
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But, like an ice cream
cone at fat camp,
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I never stood a chance.
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Gotta be honest, I don't know
how this story's gonna end,
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so I mind as well tell
you how it begins.
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(dan coughs)
While I still can.
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It was a perfect summer day.
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The kind of day you want
to spend the night with.
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Back then, I was just your
average John Q. nobody,
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not a care in the world.
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Hey! Stop spoiling
your appetite!
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(knocking at the door)
Are you expecting someone?
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What are YOU selling?
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I'm not a saleswoman,
I'm your neighbor.
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And just now, I came home to
find my cat, Poopsie STOLEN!
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I'm very sorry to
hear that, Mrs...
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Miss. O'Houlihan.
Honey O'Houlihan.
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Nice to meet you. I'm Dan.
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Speaking of me, why are
you telling me this?
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I've seen you around the
neighborhood with your cat.
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You two understand each other
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like no human and
feline I've ever seen.
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I'm begging for your help.
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I've got nowhere
else to turn, see!
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When I was a kid,
my mom dated a
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claims investigator
for a month.
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He used to make us all
call him Uncle Raymond.
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It was weird.
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Eh, at least he taught me a
thing or two about working
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a crime scene.
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Well, I know a crow bar's
handiwork when I see it.
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What do you think happened?
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They probably---
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Oh, my! I'm so clumsy.
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It's not your fault, just don't
stand so close to people.
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Give me a moment, won't you?
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Don't worry!
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I've got everything
under control!
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Alright, let's dramatize.
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So, they break in...
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Sorry, it's laundry day.
And this is the only--
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I can explain.
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Get out.
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Way to go, Dan.
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Mr. Mumbles!
Your favorite show!
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And that's when I realized
another C-A-T had gone M-I-A.
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CATBURGLAR!!!
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My first move was to
call the coppers.
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Sure they're worthless,
but so are pennies.
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Doesn't mean I don't keep
'em in my back pocket.
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Can you tell me
this Mr. Mumbles'
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last known whereabouts?
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She was here. Eating lunch.
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Wait, I thought Mr.
Mumbles was some old guy.
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Why would I care
about some old guy?
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She's my cat.
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Look buddy, I've got
six murders on my desk
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I haven't even gotten to.
And one of them's my brother.
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Good luck with your
little kitty problem.
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A crime epidemic is
sweeping the neighborhood!
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If you don't believe me, go
ask the lovely young woman
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down the street who
also lost her cat.
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Wait a minute. How lovely?
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This was a swinging
bachelorette pad! I swear!
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I knew I was wasting my time.
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See, this is why we
don't trust people.
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No one just disappears
like that.
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Either Honey's involved or
she's in a lot of danger.
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We need to do our
own police work.
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I'll get the doughnuts.
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Man, this show is weird.
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I don't THINK Mr. Mumbles
has any enemies.
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I mean, that aren't mice.
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Dan, do you wear eye shadow?
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Who wants to know?
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Have you ever used
this wastebasket?
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Definitely not.
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Are you going
somewhere with this?
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I think I found a clue.
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We were high tailing it to
the mall to check out the
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eye shadow lead, when we
hit our first road-block.
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Hey, what's going on here?
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A marathon?
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What kind of idiot runs
26.2 miles for no reason?
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Hey, there's Elise!
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That's right, she's
running today.
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Do you guys have
ANYTHING in common?
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There's my little
workout warrior!
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Chris! Hi!
Did you come to watch me win?
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Uh--
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Elise! I need a woman's brain.
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Have you tried the morgue?
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There's no time for sass.
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Now!! All you women know
each other, right?
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I'm looking for
Honey O'Houlihan.
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She wears eye shadow.
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Wow, I actually do
know this eye shadow.
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It was called "Oyster
Belly Blue."
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What do you mean "was?"
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They discontinued
it in the 50's
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but there is one salon where
you can still get it.
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This is definitely the place.
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Now what do we do?
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WE don't do anything.
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In this salad I'm the oil
and you're the vinegar.
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And the oil does the talking.
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Why are you talking like that?
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This is how tough
guys talk, Chris.
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Now follow my lead!
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Uh-huh, uh-huh. OK!!
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Uh, We'll get that
to you right away.
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I need your help.
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Ooh. We sell makeup,
not miracles.
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Don't get smart
with me, wiseguy.
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We both know you're selling
illegal eyeshadow here.
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And if you don't tell me
where Honey O'Houlihan is--
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Uh, Dan...
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Can it, Chris.
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I'm about to treat Hwan
to a knuckle sandwich.
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With relish.
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Oh, you want Hwan.
One moment...
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HWAN!
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Wait, what?
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Hwan, this guy wants
to kick your butt.
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And don't go to the police,
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unless you hate your
knees for some reason.
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Dan?
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WHAT IS IT?!
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She's staying at the Roosevelt.
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She was staying at
the Roosevelt,
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which meant she had more
dough than a chinese bakery.
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There it is!
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Good, but we still don't
know what room she's in.
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I need these.
National Bird Watching Agency!
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She's not in danger at all!
Which means...
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...18...19...20!
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Maybe we should let
the police handle--
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Or your way.
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Where. Is. My. Cat?!!
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After I kicked down the door,
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I demanded to know where
my better half was.
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But, like Uncle
Raymond always said,
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"not every question
has an answer."
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He wasn't a very good
claims investigator.
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Oh Dan, I was so frightened.
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The second you left,
I got a call.
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A man named "Frankie
the Poacher"
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and he was watching me.
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He said he saw me
get your help.
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And if I got any more
of it, he'd kill me.
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So I packed my things and left.
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I'm sorry, I just didn't
know what else to do.
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(honey crying)
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Frankie the Poacher? Really?
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He's the most notorious rare
pet dealer in the country.
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Also, the most corrupt.
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The plot thickens.
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Oh Dan, we should
just drop this.
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We can get new cats, maybe
even pick them out together?
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New cats?
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I don't know about you,
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but that's my best friend
you're talking about.
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Take us to Frankie!
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It doesn't add up.
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What does a rare pet dealer
want with poor Mr. Mumbles?
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Well, I would guess
to sell her.
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I mean, White-Tailed
Himalayan Switchbacks
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are worth a lot of money.
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White-tailed hima-what?
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Himalayan Switchbacks.
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Didn't you know?
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Mr. Mumbles is a very rare
and expensive breed of cat.
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Wow. I always knew
she was special.
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I just assumed it was
'cause she can read.
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That's them!
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How do people become henchmen?
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I mean do you have to be born
into it, or can anyone apply?
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Follow him.
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Let's see where this
squirrel hides his nuts.
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While the case of the stolen
cat was wrapping up nicely,
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another mystery had cropped up.
The case of the stolen heart.
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Lactose intolerant?
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Really? I'm gluten sensitive!
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That's amazing!
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There are so many foods
we both can't eat.
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What kind of movies
do you like?
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Well, depending on my mood--
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Shut up! You were saying?
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Chris, let's go investigate.
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Investigate what?
It's a gas station.
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Is it?
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Or is it the entrance to a
secret underground cat prison?
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Let's go, before they find us.
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Please, did you
see those goons?
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They couldn't find a monkey
at a banana convention.
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That's funny.
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The last banana convention I was
at was filthy with monkeys.
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Tell 'em what we do to
guys who follow our boss.
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Shoot. I know this one.
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(slap)
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We teach them a lesson!
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Right. Lesson.
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Let's start with a crash
course in anatomy.
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(phone ringing)
Hello? Chris?
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I told you not to eat pizza
you found on the bus.
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What happened to you two?
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Just making new friends.
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Well, well, well. If it isn't
my two favorite punching bags.
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Punch this!
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That was just practice
for your spines.
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Did you just kill him?
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...I like that in a woman.
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He's not dead, Dan.
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These pearls are filled
with a powerful sedative.
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A weak, single dame
like me needs SOME
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way to protect herself, right?
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You're right, dollface.
You're weak.
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Which is why you're
waiting out here,
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while Chris and I go in
and rescue our cats.
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Maybe I should stay out
here and protect her.
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No way. You're my human shield.
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Oh, Dan, you're so brave.
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I know baby.
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Now tell me, what's your
Poopsie look like?
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Dan, did you really have
to steal his trench coat?
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Honey said it makes
me look dashing.
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Bingo.
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What's that awful smell?
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Ugh! Phew. Ugh.
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I Guess we know where
Poopsie gets her name.
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Poopsie, there you are!
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Any sign of Mr. Mumbles?
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(alarm sounds)
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What did you do?
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Get out of here.
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I'll make sure they
can't follow you.
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Dan, what are you saying?!
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At least one of us will get
to grow old with our cat.
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Dan, no, you can't do this!
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We can't keep running.
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Not forever.
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Oh, Dan.
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WELL, Thanks for asking
what I wanted to do.
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I see you boys learned nothing
from our first lecture.
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Alright, let's get
this over with.
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Frankie's goons may
have bruised our mugs,
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but they couldn't
break our spirits.
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That's not how brass
knuckles work.
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I think they broke my spirit.
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(frankie the poacher o.s.)
Well, well, well, if it isn't
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Honey's little worker bees.
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00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,769
Do your worst, my
lips are sealed.
255
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:32,737
Not mine!
256
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,406
If you let me go, I'll
tell you anything!
257
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,809
Too bad there's
nothing I wanna hear.
258
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:40,578
She's at the Roosevelt.
Room 320.
259
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:44,282
Leave her alone!
It's just a cat!
260
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,217
Just a cat?
261
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,987
Oh, brother, you're
thicker than you look.
262
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,322
Poopsie's worth a cool million.
263
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,557
What?
264
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:58,129
You, however, are only
worth your weight in meat.
265
00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:00,298
This is my friend, Mittens.
266
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,733
Mittens, this is dinner.
267
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,134
Enjoy getting acquainted.
268
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:06,671
Wait! Where's Mr. Mumbles?
269
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,156
Don't move!
270
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,640
He can't see us if
we don't move!
271
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:12,777
Well, I've been wrong before.
272
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:22,120
(phone ringing)
273
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,023
Hey Elise, it's me. Dan and
I are in a bit of a jam.
274
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,824
Since this might be my
last chance to say this,
275
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:31,162
I want you to know I have
always loved pirates.
276
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,031
Please make that the
theme of my funeral.
277
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,332
Love you, bye.
278
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,640
What is it with you and cats?
279
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,402
Let's go!
280
00:15:54,403 --> 00:15:56,086
We gotta find them
before they find her.
281
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,990
Why can't we just call Honey
and warn her instead?
282
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:03,594
Because... I forgot
to get her number.
283
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:18,242
Hey Boss, looks like Mittens
might still be hungry.
284
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,911
Take care of it.
285
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,231
Wish me luck!
286
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:09,060
So the bee's got himself
a little stinger.
287
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,525
Do you think you can
handle it from here?
288
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,794
I have to leave right now
if I'm gonna catch Elise
289
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,295
winning the marathon.
290
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,296
Go on.
291
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,932
I just have one more
thing to take care of.
292
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,104
You crashed into the
vending machine...
293
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:56,207
I loved that vending machine.
294
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,943
Hey Frankie, Where's
Mr. Mumbles?
295
00:17:58,945 --> 00:17:59,844
Who?
296
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,712
Don't play dumb.
297
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:05,183
I seriously have no idea
what you're talking about.
298
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,751
She's my cat.
299
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,887
You know,
300
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,022
the White Tailed Himalayan
Switchback you stole from me.
301
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:15,193
Buddy, a White Tailed Himalyan
switchback isn't a type of cat.
302
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:19,697
It's a type of rocking chair.
Man you're thick.
303
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,812
After that, I came home
and made this tape.
304
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:38,015
Because if Frankie the
Poacher didn't swipe you,
305
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,750
I know who did.
306
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:43,554
So, in case I don't come out
of this thing in one piece,
307
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:49,026
I just want to say goodbye.
Rent is due on the first.
308
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:51,529
Love, Dan.
309
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:12,450
Hi, Honey. I'm home.
310
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,585
Your plan worked like a charm.
311
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,121
You're the proud owner of a
million dollar's worth of
312
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,457
hairballs and Frankie's
locked up for life
313
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:22,660
unless the vending
machine pulls through.
314
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:27,265
Just give me Mr. Mumbles and
you'll never see me again.
315
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,033
Of course.
316
00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:41,679
But just so you know, I do
want to see you again.
317
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,016
Yes, Dan, I used to steal
the occasional rare cat
318
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,884
and hock it on the
black market.
319
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:50,021
And sure, I forced you to
spill juice on me so I could
320
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,856
climb out my bathroom window
and take Mr. Mumbles
321
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,891
to guarantee you'd steal
my Poopsie for me.
322
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,561
But I swear, I swear,
she's my last score.
323
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,730
See? Because something
happened to me recently.
324
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,066
Something that made me
realize I don't need the
325
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,102
constant adrenaline rush that
comes with a life of crime.
326
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:11,375
That "something" was you.
327
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,244
You really mean that?
328
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:22,720
l
329
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:26,357
Your move, sugarpie.
330
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,434
Taxi!
331
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:39,737
(vfx ah!) BAM!
332
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,811
Elise, are you OK?
333
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,013
Just like last year...
334
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,919
It's sad, she was the
one that got away.
335
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,555
Then she was the one
that got trampled.
336
00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:00,758
Yeah, I'm sorry you didn't
find your soulmate, Dan.
337
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:05,963
It's alright. At least
somebody did...
338
00:21:06,013 --> 00:21:10,563
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