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So you're
what's been keeping me up.
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Jerk.
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Sorry, Mr. Mumbles.
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Stupid reading.
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You, George Washington,
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so-called
Father of Our Country.
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Ungrateful troublemaker,
if you ask me.
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After everything
that generous monarch did
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for this country--
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Oh, forget it.
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Now's not the time or the place.
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I'm going back to bed.
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Oh, perfect.
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Oh, no.
My car! My car!
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My car!
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Why, palm tree?
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Why?
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This tree has been murdered...
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but by whom?
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Curious.
These footprints
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were obviously
made by a buckle-y shoe.
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Wig powder, uncut.
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A puzzle is coming together,
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but what is the picture?
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Of course.
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I should have known.
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GEORGE WASHINGTON!!!
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Hey, want to come
jogging with me?
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Oh, come on!
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Yesterday you said
you were feeling a little fat.
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No, I thought you said
I was feeling a little fat.
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Hey, either way, it was said.
Let's go!
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Oh, hey, if you're running
by the donut place...
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I'm not running
by the donut place.
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Morning.
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Dan. Ah, you scared
the heck out of me.
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Good.
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What are you doing
in my closet?
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I need your help
and clean socks.
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You can't borrow my socks.
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Too late.
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What are you doing here?
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We are going to destroy
George Washington.
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- The school or the monument?
- The person.
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Okay.
Well, good news.
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George Washington's dead,
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has been for 200 years.
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If he's dead,
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where did I get this?
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Hey, you almost hit my foot.
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Focus. George Washington
is up to his old tricks.
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Clearly, he chopped down
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a palm tree
in front of my apartment,
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and it fell on my car.
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So by "up to his old tricks,"
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you mean that old myth about him
chopping down a cherry tree.
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It's not a myth.
It's American history.
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- It is not.
- Why do you hate America?
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Ah.
Starting early today, Dan?
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Dan thinks George Washington
chopped down a palm tree
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and smashed his car.
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So it's going to be
one of those days.
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I tried reasoning with him.
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- With Dan?
- I see your point.
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When she refers to me
in the third person,
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- it's horribly rude.
- Apologies, Dan.
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You do know that George
Washington is dead, right?
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I have proof otherwise.
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It's next to my foot.
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An ax with "G.W."
scratched in the handle.
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That's your proof?
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What else do you need,
wig powder?
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I'll vacuum later.
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I was going to do some work
around the house today.
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Can you take Dan
somewhere else?
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See, there's that
third-person thing again.
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She might want to watch that.
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Okay, somebody's got to say it.
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George Washington
did not rise from the dead
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to destroy your car.
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I never said
he rose from the dead.
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So, what, he's immortal
like a vampire?
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I never said he's a vampire.
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He could have...
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slept for a long time.
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Okay, assuming you're
not cuckoo,
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how do you expect to find
George Washington?
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He's 200 years old.
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How far could he have gotten?
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I have a better idea.
Let's grab a donut, relax,
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maybe call that doctor
the court ordered you to see.
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George Washington!
Stop the car!
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Is that-- can't be.
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Please visit
the hallowed halls of history.
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Gotcha!
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Somebody help!
This guy is crazy!
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Tree murderer!
Car killer!
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- Police!
- Dan, stop.
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But we've got him.
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Look.
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I'm an actor.
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I play George Washington
here at the museum.
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See?
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In that case, I apologize.
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He couldn't be
the real George Washington.
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That's true.
The real George Washington
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has been dead
for over 200 years.
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Oh?
I was not aware of that.
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I've been telling you
all morning!
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True.
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So you didn't believe me,
but you believe him?
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Yeah. He's the expert.
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You don't know that.
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What's George Washington's
birthday?
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Presidents' Day.
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Presidents' Day
changes every year. See?
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I believe him.
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So what do you have
against G.W.?
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- He chopped down a tree.
- The cherry tree, right?
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He did it again.
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This time, it hit my car.
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Well, he must have done it from
beyond the grave. Guy's dead.
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Beyond the grave.
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This is why our children
are getting dumber,
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no standards.
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- We don't have children.
- You know what I mean.
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Hey, you want to stop
for donuts?
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No time! We have to get back
at George Washington!
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I've been telling you,
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and that poorly informed
impersonator told you
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George Washington is dead.
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Dead, dead, dead.
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Just because he's dead
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doesn't mean
he didn't chop down that tree.
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That's exactly
what it means, actually.
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It does not!
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George Washington is out there,
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Iaughing in our faces,
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and I think I know
just how to find him.
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That doesn't
sound like donuts.
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Come on, Dan.
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This is crazy, even for you.
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Crazy like someone
who's getting back
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at the long-dead
Founding Father of our--
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Well, okay,
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when you say it out loud...
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Anyway, we're here.
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Who is it that enters
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the sacred warehouse
of Madame Zelda?
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If you're really psychic,
you tell us.
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The spirits are telling me
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that you are skeptical
of my abilities.
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She's good.
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She is not.
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How can you, of all people,
believe in psychics?
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This learned woman
has degrees
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from every major psychic
institution in the country.
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To be fair,
some of these are honorary.
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Let's just get this over with.
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I need to talk
to George Washington.
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- That will be $200.
- Pay her.
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No way.
A: this is your revenge,
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and, B: I'm a little short
right now.
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You have got to learn how
to manage your money better.
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How much do you have?
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On me?
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40 bucks.
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I can tell your need is great.
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I will perform
my services for $50.
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I just said 40's all I have.
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I sense you are holding out.
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Just my emergency
sandwich money.
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- Pay her!
- Are you gonna pay me back?
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I sense no.
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She is good.
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Can we turn
the spooky music off?
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No. The spirits like it.
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Let us all join hands.
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Ugh. When was the last time
you washed your hands?
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Don't have to.
Cat licks them clean.
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Now I will call upon
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the spirit
of George Washington.
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Are you there,
Mr. President?
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Make a noise
if you are with us.
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- He's here!
- She just kicked the table.
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Someone just kicked me.
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George Washington will take
possession of my body.
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Hello.
It is l, George Washington,
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first President
of the United States,
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commander of the...
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Confederate Army.
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- Continental Army.
- That's what I said.
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Is not-- ow!
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Is it really you,
Mr. Washington?
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Yes. Now what question
can I help you with?
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Dan, no!
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What are you, a psychopath?
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Chris, hold
George Washington down
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while I get the ax free!
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There is no way I'm going
to help you murder a psychic,
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even a fake one.
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The spell is broken.
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Oh, come on!
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You can't hurt a spirit,
you fool.
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Well, you should have
told me that before we started.
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Just give me
my $50 and get out.
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You don't see dollar one
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until I speak
with George Washington.
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Remember, get paid first.
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Fine.
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I will summon the great
George Washington once more,
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but you must promise--
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Not to kill you.
We promise, right, Dan?
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Not to kill you.
We promise, right, Dan?
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Dan.
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Fine. It wouldn't hurt George
Washington anyway, apparently.
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But it would land us in prison
for the rest of our lives.
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Ahem, what is it that l,
the great and powerful
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George Washington,
can help you with?
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This is ridiculous.
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That's not the kind of thing
George Washington would say.
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So you're the expert?
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Okay, professor,
ask him a question, then.
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Fine! What's your
middle name, George?
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I...
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didn't have one?
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Actually, I think that's right.
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You have got to learn
to trust the experts.
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I wanted to tell you
that I know it was you
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who chopped down the tree
outside my apartment
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and smashed my car,
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and I am going
to make you pay!
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Oh, please.
I'm the Father of Our Country.
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You're just an angry little man
with a smashed car.
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Thousands of people
still visit my home every week.
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Does anyone visit your home?
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I'm waiting until I clean it
before I have company over.
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- Come on. Let's go.
- This isn't over.
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The things I do for 50 bucks.
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Wait!
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Madame Zelda
demands a full payment!
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That was a waste of time.
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Are you kidding me?
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Were we not in the same s?�ance?
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He bragged about his house.
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That's what he's most proud of,
Mount Vernon,
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so that's what we're
going to take away from him.
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Hey, Elise,
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you never really liked
Mount Vernon, right?
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What are you talking about?
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Dan's going to destroy it.
He wants me to help.
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That seems like a bad idea
for several reasons,
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many of them legal.
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If I don't go,
he'll do it on his own
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and probably cause
a lot more damage.
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Hey, why don't you
come with us?
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To help you
destroy Mount Vernon?
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I don't think so.
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Not to destroy Mount Vernon,
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to keep Dan from destroying
Mount Vernon.
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Come on. We'll have
a nice road trip, eat out,
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maybe stop Dan from destroying
an historical landmark.
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- It will be romantic.
- With Dan?
264
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,820
He really likes you.
265
00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,580
I can't believe
you brought her along.
266
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,060
This is terrible.
267
00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:36,790
You have been complaining
for the last six hours.
268
00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:39,260
Yeah, give it a rest.
I'm going with you.
269
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,320
I'm in the car and everything.
270
00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:43,360
Can't we drop her off somewhere?
271
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,130
She'll find her way home.
She always does.
272
00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:47,640
I'm coming along
273
00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:49,570
to help you get revenge
on George Washington.
274
00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:51,630
The last thing I need is--
275
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,140
really?
276
00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:55,580
- Yes.
- Oh.
277
00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:58,580
Thanks.
I would also like shotgun.
278
00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,080
You can't have it.
279
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,420
How are you planning on
destroying Mount Vernon, anyway?
280
00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:04,750
I have a bunch of explosives
in the trunk.
281
00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:07,760
That reminds me,
don't get into an accident.
282
00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:10,780
And you might want to take
speed bumps very slowly.
283
00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:14,220
Couldn't we just take him
284
00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:18,030
to an abandoned house somewhere
and tell him it's Mount Vernon?
285
00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:21,040
Dan has a very strange
patchwork of knowledge.
286
00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:22,400
It's anybody's guess
287
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,910
as to what he knows
about any given topic.
288
00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:28,140
Watch. Hey, Dan, who
sculpted Mount Rushmore?
289
00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:30,670
Gutzon Borglum.
Then his son finished it.
290
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,550
- Why?
- And what state is it in?
291
00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:35,380
I don't know!
Ecuador or something!
292
00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:37,220
What's with all the questions?
293
00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:39,420
So there is a savant half.
294
00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:43,390
It's just so flat out here!
295
00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:47,130
For miles and miles, just flat!
296
00:13:47,170 --> 00:13:48,390
Chris, are you okay?
297
00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:50,530
Sure, of course!
Why wouldn't I be?
298
00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:53,440
I mean, okay, I'm a little
creeped out by all the--
299
00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:55,530
I mean, it's so flat!
300
00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:57,040
Take a deep breath.
301
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,800
I can't. I can't,
302
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,330
not with all the grassland
watching me!
303
00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:04,710
It's watching me!
Let me out! Let me out!
304
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:07,240
Hey, trying to sleep here.
305
00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:12,620
It's flat!
306
00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:14,520
Well, this is a setback.
307
00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:24,160
So much sky!
308
00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:25,610
- So what's with him, anyway?
- It's everywhere!
309
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,110
Prairie madness.
310
00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:28,610
Is that something
you just made up?
311
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,940
No, it's a condition
312
00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:32,540
that's probably somewhat
related to agoraphobia.
313
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,380
Early settlers would look out
at the vast landscape
314
00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:38,350
and be affected by
a profound sense of isolation.
315
00:14:38,390 --> 00:14:40,220
Flat!
316
00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:43,230
In some cases, it would
cause them to act radically.
317
00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:46,230
I have to admit I'm
a little worried about the guy.
318
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,820
Should we be chasing him
or something?
319
00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:49,420
Nah. I got it.
320
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,440
Fla-- aah!
321
00:14:58,010 --> 00:15:00,840
Guys, really, I'm fine.
322
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,850
Look, I realize I lost it
a little there,
323
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,540
you know, but, really,
you can untie me now.
324
00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:08,180
We're almost out of the prairie.
325
00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:10,120
We'll untie you soon.
I promise.
326
00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:13,050
I don't know.
I kind of like him like this.
327
00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:15,390
You're an excellent driver,
by the way.
328
00:15:15,430 --> 00:15:16,650
Thank you.
329
00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:19,130
I'm starting to think
you're the smart one here.
330
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:22,130
Nice to have a conversation
that doesn't revolve around food.
331
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:23,760
I could sing a few bars of that.
332
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,940
You know
I can hear you guys.
333
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,230
It looks
virtually unguarded,
334
00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:32,470
but they do have a perimeter guard
in Continental Army uniforms.
335
00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:33,980
I've made a map
of their locations.
336
00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:35,670
They also appear to have
a regular patrol,
337
00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:37,180
but if we time it right,
338
00:15:37,210 --> 00:15:39,200
we can get in and out
before they notice us.
339
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,880
Great.
I'll get the explosives.
340
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,350
We are going to stop Dan
341
00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:47,750
from blowing up
an historic landmark, right?
342
00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:49,820
Taken care of.
343
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,690
Here we go.
And I brought us masks.
344
00:15:58,130 --> 00:16:00,630
- Hey, trade me?
- Nope.
345
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,810
We've got to get out of here.
Next patrol's due soon.
346
00:16:11,850 --> 00:16:13,820
Wait. Who put you
in charge?
347
00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:15,840
Fine. You're in charge.
What do you want to do?
348
00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:18,750
Dig in.
We make our stand here.
349
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:21,280
Chris, start digging a trench
around the perimeter.
350
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:24,290
Elise, go and seduce the enemy
for military secrets.
351
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:25,790
Guys?
352
00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:28,160
Seriously?
353
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,690
Deserters will be hanged!
354
00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:42,700
What? Fireworks?
355
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,980
What happened
to my explosives?
356
00:16:45,010 --> 00:16:47,640
That's odd. Are you sure
they were explosives?
357
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,740
Of course I'm sure!
358
00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:51,580
That's it.
359
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:54,590
Wally's Hardware Emporium
and High Explosives Depot
360
00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:57,060
is going on the list!
361
00:16:57,090 --> 00:17:00,220
I'll have to remember it
till I start a new notebook.
362
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:04,760
He won't remember.
He's like an angry goldfish.
363
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:11,040
So when did you swap out
Dan's explosives for fireworks?
364
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,540
I just modified them.
365
00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:14,510
Fireworks are basically
explosives anyway.
366
00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:17,480
Oh. Well, thanks.
Sure makes me feel better
367
00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:19,510
to know Dan
doesn't have dynamite anymore.
368
00:17:19,550 --> 00:17:23,080
I'll admit I sometimes wonder
why you guys are friends,
369
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,920
but I kind of get it now.
370
00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:26,890
He's like a big kid.
371
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,890
So are you happy you came?
372
00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,920
You know,
it's actually kind of fun
373
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,120
making sure Dan
doesn't hurt himself
374
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,560
or others or history.
375
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,230
One does get caught up in it.
376
00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:40,240
Hey, are you guys awake?
I can't sleep.
377
00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:42,300
Go back to your tent and try.
378
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,930
I tried already enough.
379
00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:46,570
You want to come
in here with us?
380
00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:48,080
No.
381
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,080
- Hi, guys.
- You okay, Dan?
382
00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:52,980
My plan didn't work.
383
00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:55,990
I can't sleep
until my plan works.
384
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:58,990
I need to fix
that Revolutionary jerk.
385
00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:00,790
I'm sure we can
find some way
386
00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:02,590
for you to get back
at George Washington
387
00:18:02,630 --> 00:18:05,390
that involves
less wanton destruction.
388
00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:09,460
But I like wanton destruction.
389
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:12,130
I know you do, sweetheart.
390
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:15,570
Okay, everybody back
to their tent now.
391
00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,100
Tell me a story.
392
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,510
There was once a little prince
393
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:21,440
who was so very angry.
394
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,310
Was his name Dan?
395
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,510
I'm glad we didn't
blow this place up.
396
00:18:28,550 --> 00:18:30,020
I've always wanted
to visit here.
397
00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:32,820
Look, a guided tour.
398
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:35,350
It's the perfect way
to sneak in,
399
00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:37,380
walk right through
the front door.
400
00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:40,420
It's not really sneaking,
then, is it?
401
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:41,990
Not really.
402
00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:45,930
Welcome to the plantation home
of George Washington.
403
00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:47,660
As you walk
through the house,
404
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:51,570
please note the neoclassical
Georgian architecture.
405
00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:53,200
Noted.
What's in there?
406
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,800
Oh, that room is off-limits.
407
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,010
Several items
of historical importance,
408
00:18:57,050 --> 00:19:01,070
including many possessions
of George Washington himself,
409
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,580
are stored in that room.
410
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,090
I see.
411
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,110
Now as we proceed
into the next room,
412
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,620
I think you'll
be able to notice...
413
00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:09,020
Let's go.
414
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,220
We're not supposed
to go in there.
415
00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:11,820
Then why
did they leave it open?
416
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,330
They didn't.
417
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,830
Sure, they did.
418
00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:15,760
Wait. No!
419
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:21,570
Isn't this room lovely?
420
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,510
Weren't there more of you?
421
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,970
Weren't there?
422
00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:29,840
Maybe we could break
his wooden teeth.
423
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,970
Actually, George Washington
424
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:34,380
had teeth made
from hippopotamus ivory.
425
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:37,110
You will believe anything.
426
00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:40,210
Look.
427
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,760
That looks like
a couple of nails.
428
00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:46,590
It's where the ax was hanging
429
00:19:46,630 --> 00:19:49,190
until the ghost
of George Washington took it
430
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,700
to chop down the tree
outside my apartment.
431
00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:54,600
Of course.
432
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,330
- Hey, it's a diary.
- Give me that!
433
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,070
The artifacts room!
434
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:05,850
Stop right there!
435
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,440
Teeth!
436
00:20:13,490 --> 00:20:14,350
Stop!
437
00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:21,200
Don't fire until you see
the whites of their eyes!
438
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:23,200
We don't have anything to fire!
439
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,190
I only regret that I had
but one pile of explosives.
440
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,300
Get in!
441
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:39,140
So long, Continental Army!
442
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:41,950
What are you so happy about?
You didn't get revenge.
443
00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:43,250
Didn't l?
444
00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:45,310
I just saw you
get chased away from the house
445
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,820
by a group of militiamen.
446
00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:48,410
But before that,
447
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:51,120
I activated plan "B."
448
00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:54,060
So what's this plan "B"?
449
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,590
Let's just say
450
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,500
I left a little footnote
in history.
451
00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:09,570
"Today a gentleman
named Dan,
452
00:21:09,610 --> 00:21:11,940
who is much
stronger, smarter,
453
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,510
and better-looking
than I am,
454
00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:15,110
pulled my pants down
455
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,590
and paddled my bottom
in the middle of the street.
456
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:20,590
I was humiliated,
to say the least.
457
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,390
Dan is great,
458
00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:25,420
and l, George Washington,
have a very red bottom!"
459
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:36,930
Dan!
460
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,630
lnventive.
461
00:21:38,670 --> 00:21:41,640
Yet only slightly destructive
to history.
462
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,610
- Not bad.
- Flat!
463
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:45,840
Yeah, I'm pretty brilliant.
464
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,250
- It's really peaceful out here.
- Featureless!
465
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,450
- Absolutely featureless!
- Look at all those stars.
466
00:21:50,490 --> 00:21:53,010
Help!
467
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:54,390
- He'll tire himself out.
- Help!
468
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:58,990
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