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[door creaking]
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Y oo-hoo!
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I'm home.
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[Lily chattering]
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(Lily) That's what I will do.
I'll redecorate.
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We sure could use
the extra money.
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I think it's
a wonderful idea.
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Then we all agree.
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Hi, everybody.
Herman's home.
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Another thing, having a person
here would be a wonderful thing.
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I said the breadwinner's here. It'll
be a good thing for the whole family.
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I'm home! I'm home!
I'm home! I'm home! I'm home!
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Herman, you're here.
Why didn't you let us know?
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I was trying... Never mind.
What's going on here?
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We've decided
to rent our guest room.
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Lily, dear...
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lam head of the house...
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and there will be no decision
made here without my okay.
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The Munsters are not gonna rent their
guest room while I'm still boss.
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I declare the issue closed!
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Whoever we rent it to,
I sure hope he's a live one.
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[chuckles]
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[stuttering]
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The head of the house says, "lssue
closed." Erased, stricken from our minds!
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Oh.
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Here's the ad
I put in this morning.
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Is anyone listening to me? They
sure put it in a good spot.
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All right. All right.
All right.
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Nobody here is
listening to me...
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and if nobody listens to me, I'm
gonna storm right up to my room.
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What was Herman
yelling about?
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I don't know. Something about
a storm up in his room.
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I can't storm right up to my room.
I haven't had din-din.
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I just can't understand it.
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We've had 27 people
answer our ad...
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and not one wants to come
past the front door.
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Maybe when they see us all
at once, it scares them off.
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Grandpa, how could we
scare anyone off?
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Class, Lily, we're dripping with class.
That frightens the common man.
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[Spot screeching]
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[car honking]
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[tires squealing]
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[thudding]
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What was that?
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It's just Spot.
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He's chasing cars again,
being playful.
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I'd wish he'd stop
eating those hubcaps.
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People will start thinking he's
some kind of ajuvenile delinquent.
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[Spot screeching]
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(Lily)
Spot, scat!
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Oh, dear, now he's
stealing car bumpers.
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He can't help it.
He has an iron deficiency.
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[chuckling]
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Look...
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it's off that nice Mr. Leonard's
car who lives across the street.
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[banging on door]
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[door creaking]
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(man) You have a room for rent? Yes.
I mean, it's a wonderful room.
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With a northern exposure.
I'll take it.
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All right, get lost. We've had a
lot of bums before you turn us--
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You'll take it?
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How do you like this guy?
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We hit him with all our class and
sophistication, and he stands his ground.
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What kind of work do you do, Mr...
Skinner.
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Chester Skinner.
I work at night.
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And I also have a very unusual,
but confidential, occupation.
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[sighs]
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We would be delighted
to have you, Mr. Skinner.
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May I show you to your room?
Thank you.
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If there's anything I can do for
you, now you please call me.
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Thank you very much.
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Is there a phone in here?
Yes.
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We put one in when we
decided to rent the room.
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That will save you from running
down to the coffin in the hall.
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Thanks again.
You're welcome again.
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[door creaking]
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Hello, boss,
this is Chester Skinner.
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Yes, I have the room.
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The landlords are a little strange and
the house is like an open grave...
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but it's perfect
for our operation.
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All right. Everything is
running smoothly so far.
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Good. Check with you later.
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[door creaking]
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[Spot screeching]
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You mean to say our tenant's been
with us for two whole days...
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and he won't tell you
what he does for a living?
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That's just plain old sneaky.
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Chester. I think
he's just wonderful.
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Sneaky. Sneaky.
Sneaky. Sneaky.
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He's so charming, he has
such wonderful manners...
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and so handy around the house.
"Chester's so handy around the house."
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Chester sounds to me
like a big frump.
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When I get home from school,
he plays catch with me...
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and he helps me with my homework.
Frump. Frump. Frump. Frump.
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Herman, you are jealous.
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Heck if I am.
Sure you are.
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You're jealous 'cause
everybody likes Chester.
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I think Grandpa's
right, Herman.
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I am not jealous.
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Why should I care if some...
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smooth-mannered, well-talking
tenant moves right in...
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and tries to take over my
image as ruler of the roost.
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Chester is not trying to take over, Herman.
He's just a nice man.
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How nice?
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All right, Herman.
Not as nice as you are.
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That's better.
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Marilyn?
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You're wonderfully nice, Uncle Herman,
in a different sort of a way.
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That's what I like to hear.
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Eddie?
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Chester's cool, Dad,
but you're the coolest.
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I'll accept that.
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Grandpa?
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I pass.
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Now, I'm warning you, Grandpa. Don't
push me too far or you'll be sorry.
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I'm liable to storm
right up to my room again.
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[scoffs]
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Good.
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Then I'll eat your dessert.
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Before I go to work...
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I would like to say to everyone that
I'm sorry the way I acted last night.
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I guess I'm just a silly fool
who's starved for affection.
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Sensitive...
(Marilyn) Poor baby.
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Actually, I would like to
meet Chester before I go.
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I've decided that we should all
be adult about this whole thing.
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You can't meet him, dear.
Poor Chester worked all night.
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And he said he wanted to
get a good rest...
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before he helps me
around the house today.
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[scoffs]
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Fine.
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But, let's not get
too adult around here.
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(Marilyn) Bye, Uncle Herman.
Bye, have a nice day.
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I'm going to work now.
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It's me, old Herman Munster,
taking off for the parlor.
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Here I go leaving for work. I
won't even be back till 6:00...
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so I won't be able to see what
goes on around here all day.
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Even if somebody wanted to
steal my wife away...
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and alienate my whole family from
me, I wouldn't know about it.
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'Cause I'll be down at work.
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Herman Munster.
What are you shouting about?
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You'll wake up Chester.
Was I shouting?
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[door creaking]
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Good morning, all.
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Good morning.
Good morning.
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Chester, would you like
some breakfast? Fine.
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Come sit here, Chester.
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[sighing] We have some very tasty
owl's eggs and vulture livers.
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That sounds fine,
Mrs. Munster.
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Call me Lily.
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The minute my back is turned, he sits down
at my place, starts calling my wife Lily...
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and she starts plying him
with delicacies.
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There.
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Eddie, as soon as I finish
breakfast, I'll walk you to school.
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(Eddie) Hey, that'd be
just boss, Chester.
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He can't leave it
at merely stealing my wife...
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he's got to
play up to my son.
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(Lily) Herman Munster... Lily.
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Are you spying on me?
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Who, me?
Yes, you.
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You're out here listening because
you're insanely jealous of Chester.
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Now, Lily...
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[chuckles]
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How could you
say such a thing, dear?
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You know I never get emotional,
fly off the handle...
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or lose my control.
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[chuckles]
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I'll kill him, I'll kill him,
I'll kill him, I'll kill him.
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Herman Munster, you stop
that this instant...
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and you go to work.
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[deep voice]
Hello, Mrs. Munster.
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This is your friendly
national television survey.
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We were just wondering if you
were watching Peyton Place.
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It isn't on now.
I see.
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Are you, by any chance, acting
out your own Peyton Place?
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Herman Munster, is that you?
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[normal voice] No, it's not me, dear.
It's a total stranger.
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Herman, why are you
checking up on me?
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[stammering]
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[deep voice] This is your friendly
national television survey
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signing off.
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Friendly
national television survey.
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[sighs]
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Herman, what are we--
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What are we sneaking around
outside Chester's door for?
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He just drove down to the
store on an errand for Lily.
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And if he's gonna run off
with my wife...
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I want to make sure
he's a man of principles.
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[rattling]
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Herman, allow me.
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[creaking]
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Look.
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[snickers]
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Well, what do you say now?
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Herman, it's probably
just a cigarette lighter.
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Oh.
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I don't think so.
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Let's see. What else
have we got here?
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TWO cameras, a map.
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Grandpa, this smells like big
time syndicate stuff to me.
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You know that fellow always had a
definite air of banditry about him.
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And to think that
Lily is replacing...
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a loyal and faithful husband
with a cheap gangster.
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Herman, I hate to agree
with you, but this bum...
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is on the wrong side
of the law.
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[thudding]
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[scoffs]
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Grandpa, this is
more incriminating evidence.
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That dirty crook, Chester,
is spying on our neighbors.
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(Grandpa) Hey, he got
these things trained...
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on Mr. Leonard's house.
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Since when did Mr. Leonard
start in the fur business?
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Mr. Leonard likes to
change jobs a lot.
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He says it keeps him free
from the pressures of society.
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[scoffs]
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Wait a minute. I've got it.
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That rotten little Chester is
spying on our poor Mr. Leonard...
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so he can steal all his furs.
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Herman, you are right. That's
why Chester rented this room.
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So he could case Mr. Leonard's
house across the street.
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(Lily)
Herman Munster.
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Are you looking at Mrs. Kelly
doing her deep knee bends again?
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Nothing of the kind, dear.
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And I would suggest
for your safety...
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that you, Marilyn,
and Eddie go to the movies.
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What?
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Some irregularities in conduct
have cropped up in your...
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gigolo star boarder Chester.
Yeah, the bum's a crook.
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What are you two talking about?
Lily, dear.
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There's going to be a showdown between the
forces of virtue and the forces of sin.
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Just like in Dick Tracy.
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[laughs]
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Hey, everybody, Spot's
been chasing cars again.
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And he's eating a little Italian
sports job out in the front yard...
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and the guy who was
driving it is really mad.
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Eddie, you go down and tell Spot
that if he eats any more cars...
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we'll rub his nose
in the transmission.
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Eddie, Eddie,
never mind that, son.
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I'm counting on you to take the
womenfolk away from the house...
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before the showdown. What's
Dad talking about, Mom?
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Your father and Grandpa
have some silly notion...
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that Chester is some kind
of gangster or something.
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Precisely right. A gangster.
243
00:15:37,179 --> 00:15:39,591
And that's why you want
to run away with him.
244
00:15:39,546 --> 00:15:42,527
I'm just a plain,
ordinary guy...
245
00:15:42,459 --> 00:15:46,703
but he's different,
thrilling, dangerous.
246
00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:48,691
And you want to be
his gun molly.
247
00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:52,469
You are just plain jealous.
248
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:55,219
Come along, Eddie, Marilyn.
We're going shopping.
249
00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:00,687
Herman, I'm sick and tired
of you doubting my love.
250
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:05,447
Jealousy has turned you into a
suspicious and mistrusting creature.
251
00:16:09,366 --> 00:16:11,642
You're perfectly welcome,
Mr. Leonard.
252
00:16:14,998 --> 00:16:18,138
I was happy to give you
this timely warning.
253
00:16:20,276 --> 00:16:23,052
Hey, that was that
goofball Munster on the phone.
254
00:16:22,996 --> 00:16:26,034
Must have rented his room to a cop
who's been spying on our operation.
255
00:16:25,971 --> 00:16:26,915
[scoffs]
256
00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:29,309
Munster thinks he's a crook
trying to get a hold of our furs.
257
00:16:29,267 --> 00:16:32,544
Boys, we gotta start packing up
and get out of here in a hurry.
258
00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:33,969
On the double.
259
00:16:49,072 --> 00:16:50,244
[laughing]
260
00:16:50,256 --> 00:16:53,100
Herman, this time
I've outdone myself.
261
00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:56,987
I've created the perfect trap here
to nab that dirty crook Chester.
262
00:16:56,879 --> 00:16:57,914
[laughing]
263
00:16:57,935 --> 00:17:00,575
Now, first I show Chester
a card trick.
264
00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:03,713
Very cleverly...
265
00:17:03,694 --> 00:17:08,074
I get Chester to select the card
with the cord attached to it.
266
00:17:07,948 --> 00:17:12,124
Now, when the cord is pulled,
this activates the blowtorch.
267
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,709
Come on.
268
00:17:22,027 --> 00:17:24,735
It burns through the rope
holding the battle ax...
269
00:17:24,682 --> 00:17:27,458
What battle ax?
That battle ax.
270
00:17:27,401 --> 00:17:30,575
Here's where the anvil comes in.
What anvil?
271
00:17:32,841 --> 00:17:34,252
That anvil.
272
00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:40,092
I don't think you have all the bugs
worked out of your crook trap yet.
273
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,389
Herman, you ninny, you were
standing in the wrong place.
274
00:17:44,326 --> 00:17:46,169
The anvil hits the couch...
275
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:48,721
which sends it flying into
the air like a seesaw...
276
00:17:48,678 --> 00:17:50,521
sending Chester flying
through the air...
277
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,345
down the trap door
into the dungeon...
278
00:17:52,326 --> 00:17:53,930
where you are waiting.
279
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:57,088
Goody. Goody. Goody. Goody.
280
00:17:57,060 --> 00:18:00,303
And then once we get him tied up down
there, you know what I'm gonna do?
281
00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:03,233
What?
I'm gonna talk mean to him.
282
00:18:04,964 --> 00:18:08,002
Herman, will you pipe down.
Now let's reset the trap.
283
00:18:07,939 --> 00:18:10,215
[footsteps approaching] Oh, boy,
this is gonna be real boss.
284
00:18:10,179 --> 00:18:13,592
That's got to be Chester now and we're
gonna catch him in our crook trap.
285
00:18:13,506 --> 00:18:16,009
I wish Lily was here
to see us in action.
286
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,644
Will you cool it? You're
gonna blow the whole setup.
287
00:18:18,593 --> 00:18:19,936
[creaking]
288
00:18:22,529 --> 00:18:26,272
Hello, Chester, come right in.
Come right in.
289
00:18:27,904 --> 00:18:30,350
Hello, Grandpa.
Very nice seeing you.
290
00:18:30,303 --> 00:18:32,374
I know you're tired,
you've come home from work...
291
00:18:32,351 --> 00:18:34,661
[laughing]
sit right down here.
292
00:18:34,623 --> 00:18:37,194
I've got a little card trick
I'd like to show you.
293
00:18:37,151 --> 00:18:40,530
I think I've got to get up to my room.
Chester, you can't...
294
00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:44,107
Please. You wouldn't deny
an old man, now, would you?
295
00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:46,032
Go ahead, pick a card.
296
00:18:47,037 --> 00:18:51,486
All right, Grandpa, I'll pick a card.
Boy, is he gonna get it.
297
00:18:56,699 --> 00:18:58,110
[whooping]
298
00:19:04,986 --> 00:19:07,262
Bull's-eye, Grandpa.
299
00:19:07,225 --> 00:19:11,605
Okay, how does that grab you?
You dirty crook, Chester.
300
00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:12,824
[laughing]
301
00:19:12,825 --> 00:19:14,805
Herman, don't bug Chester.
302
00:19:14,776 --> 00:19:17,518
He's gonna be tied up
down there for a while.
303
00:19:19,064 --> 00:19:20,771
[yelling]
304
00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:22,168
[grunting]
305
00:19:25,175 --> 00:19:26,176
[yelling]
306
00:19:27,894 --> 00:19:29,464
Just think of us, Grandpa...
307
00:19:29,462 --> 00:19:32,568
[creaking] heroes on the
side of law and justice.
308
00:19:34,101 --> 00:19:36,604
[creaking] Now we call the
police and turn him in.
309
00:19:36,565 --> 00:19:38,943
Maybe, we'll get a reward
and everything.
310
00:19:39,797 --> 00:19:41,538
[phone ringing]
311
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,295
What if it's Lily?
312
00:19:46,899 --> 00:19:48,401
Wouldn't it be groovy
to tell her...
313
00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:51,577
that her Prince Charming is
nothing but a rat fink crook?
314
00:19:55,473 --> 00:19:56,918
Hello, Lily?
315
00:19:58,481 --> 00:20:01,928
I'm sorry, sir.
I thought you were my wife.
316
00:20:02,225 --> 00:20:04,171
No, I'm sorry. You must
have the wrong number.
317
00:20:04,145 --> 00:20:06,523
I don't know of
any Lt. Skinner.
318
00:20:08,432 --> 00:20:09,638
Skinner?
319
00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:13,789
Skinner?
That name sounds familiar.
320
00:20:13,711 --> 00:20:16,055
Isn't that the last name
of our star boarder?
321
00:20:16,238 --> 00:20:19,651
You know, I think you're right.
But Lt. Skinner...
322
00:20:19,790 --> 00:20:22,066
Maybe, he's a Lieutenant
in the Air Force or something.
323
00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:25,239
No, he's not the up-in-the-air type.
Well?
324
00:20:25,165 --> 00:20:28,578
Could he be a lieutenant
in the Salvation Army?
325
00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:31,030
Lieutenant Governor?
Don't be silly.
326
00:20:31,884 --> 00:20:35,559
The only other kind of lieutenants are...
Police lieutenants.
327
00:20:36,747 --> 00:20:39,159
Police lieutenants.
Police lieutenants.
328
00:20:41,227 --> 00:20:43,036
You know something, Grandpa?
329
00:20:43,946 --> 00:20:45,482
If you were a cowboy...
330
00:20:46,122 --> 00:20:48,830
I'd say you just said
a very discouraging word.
331
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:02,802
Oh.
332
00:21:02,823 --> 00:21:03,801
Hi, dear.
333
00:21:03,815 --> 00:21:04,759
[laughs]
334
00:21:04,775 --> 00:21:08,814
Herman, what's going on? You
have a funny look in your eye.
335
00:21:08,966 --> 00:21:10,946
Well, dear...
336
00:21:10,918 --> 00:21:14,331
Grandpa and I have something to tell you.
What is it?
337
00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:16,417
Tell her, Grandpa.
338
00:21:16,421 --> 00:21:20,392
Not for a million dollars.
Uncle Herman, what is it?
339
00:21:22,436 --> 00:21:25,042
We have a cop tied up
in the dungeon.
340
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:29,096
What cop?
Our star boarder, Chester.
341
00:21:28,995 --> 00:21:30,531
Oh, no.
342
00:21:31,362 --> 00:21:33,638
What are we going to
do about it, Lily?
343
00:21:33,602 --> 00:21:35,843
I don't know
what you're going to do...
344
00:21:35,809 --> 00:21:39,222
but I'm going down
and untie that poor man.
345
00:21:40,129 --> 00:21:44,942
And then I'm going to try to explain to
him that you are nothing but a dumb...
346
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,976
stupid, foolish, knot-headed nitwit.
Yes, dear.
347
00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:52,205
Oh, oh, oh, dear, if you have
any trouble convincing him...
348
00:21:52,127 --> 00:21:53,265
I'll come right down
and help you.
349
00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:54,279
No!
350
00:22:04,765 --> 00:22:08,144
One lump or two?
One, please.
351
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,581
[sighs]
352
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:16,614
You see, my husband had no idea
that you were a police officer.
353
00:22:16,508 --> 00:22:19,250
I do hope you'll forgive him.
Well, I'd like to.
354
00:22:19,194 --> 00:22:21,697
But, after all, he did let that
fellow, Leonard, get away.
355
00:22:21,659 --> 00:22:24,196
And he and his gang are some of the
biggest fences in the country.
356
00:22:24,154 --> 00:22:25,224
[tut-tutting]
357
00:22:29,753 --> 00:22:30,788
Y oo-hoo!
358
00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:32,254
We're home.
359
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,772
(Lily) Herman, what
have you done now?
360
00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:43,173
We've captured
the fur thieves.
361
00:22:43,127 --> 00:22:45,607
That's Leonard and one of his boys.
How did you do it?
362
00:22:45,559 --> 00:22:47,436
Just used the old noodle.
363
00:22:47,510 --> 00:22:50,252
You see, the other day
our pet Spot...
364
00:22:50,390 --> 00:22:52,768
stole the bumper
of Mr. Leonard's car.
365
00:22:52,726 --> 00:22:53,761
[chuckles]
366
00:22:53,781 --> 00:22:56,261
I just let him sniff it
and told him to go fetch...
367
00:22:56,213 --> 00:22:59,990
and good old Spot nailed their car
before it got halfway down the block.
368
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:04,018
That's great. It's too bad you
couldn't nab the other two, though.
369
00:23:03,955 --> 00:23:07,801
I think you'll find that Spot's
detaining them right outside.
370
00:23:07,890 --> 00:23:09,733
Take a look out here.
371
00:23:10,418 --> 00:23:11,988
[door creaking]
372
00:23:14,450 --> 00:23:16,123
[Spot screeching]
373
00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:18,645
(Lily)
Good boy, Spot.
374
00:23:22,417 --> 00:23:26,092
As they say on Perry Mason...
375
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,174
I guess that wraps up
another case.
376
00:23:29,224 --> 00:23:33,774
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