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[Banging] 10 00:00:41,436 --> 00:00:43,666 To carry on his experiments in the dungeon. 11 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:46,442 Why can't he have his dungeon in the attic, where there's plenty of light? 12 00:00:47,676 --> 00:00:52,773 And that's not all. There's taxes, food, braces for Eddie's fangs... 13 00:00:52,637 --> 00:00:54,628 I tell ya. I just can't sleep! 14 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:58,887 You poor dear. You do look dead on your feet. 15 00:01:00,189 --> 00:01:02,851 Why don't you take a nice, long walk in the night air? 16 00:01:02,814 --> 00:01:04,975 It may help to clear your mind. 17 00:01:05,854 --> 00:01:08,516 Okay, Lily. I'll give it a try. 18 00:01:09,374 --> 00:01:11,808 I think I'll talk a walk over to Midcity Park. 19 00:01:11,774 --> 00:01:13,765 It's quiet over there. 20 00:01:15,166 --> 00:01:18,397 Chief Harris, we're still getting complaints about that mysterious purse-snatcher... 21 00:01:18,335 --> 00:01:20,269 who's been seen around Midcity Park. 22 00:01:20,255 --> 00:01:23,156 All right, Sergeant. Have them put a couple more squad cars in the area. 23 00:01:23,103 --> 00:01:27,062 Yes, sir. And tell them to pick up anybody who even looks suspicious. 24 00:01:26,975 --> 00:01:28,966 Okay, Chief. 25 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:38,555 [Muttering] 26 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:41,230 Good evening. 27 00:03:06,790 --> 00:03:09,816 [Screaming] Oh! 28 00:03:24,679 --> 00:03:26,806 [Screams] 29 00:03:32,584 --> 00:03:36,748 Police! Police! I want to report a monster! 30 00:03:43,593 --> 00:03:46,653 Here's your breakfast, Eddie. Thanks, Mom. 31 00:03:47,529 --> 00:03:49,497 Good morning, dear. Good morning, dear. 32 00:03:49,481 --> 00:03:51,949 [Kissing Noises] Good morning, Marilyn. 33 00:03:51,913 --> 00:03:54,040 Morning, Eddie! Morning, Pop.! 34 00:03:55,657 --> 00:03:57,955 Good morning, everybody! Good morning, Grandpa. 35 00:03:57,929 --> 00:04:00,955 [Lily, Marilyn] Good morning, Grandpa. [Eddie Knocking Back] 36 00:04:00,905 --> 00:04:04,068 [Lily] How do you want your eggs, Grandpa? Gloomy-side up, please! 37 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:05,944 Well, I'm off. 38 00:04:05,930 --> 00:04:08,558 Good-bye, everybody. Bye! Good-bye, dear. 39 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:14,784 Oh, the Angels won again! 40 00:04:14,698 --> 00:04:17,258 There's a frightening headline. 41 00:04:17,227 --> 00:04:20,025 "Creature Terrorizes Midcity Park." 42 00:04:22,347 --> 00:04:25,316 "Last night, the police department received several reports... 43 00:04:25,259 --> 00:04:27,489 "of what was described by eyewitnesses... 44 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:30,164 "as a fiendish monster roaming in Midcity Park... 45 00:04:30,124 --> 00:04:32,422 at approximately 12:30 a.m." 46 00:04:32,396 --> 00:04:35,160 Isn't that ridiculous? 47 00:04:35,116 --> 00:04:38,449 It just so happens that I was in the park last night, at that time! 48 00:04:38,381 --> 00:04:40,849 And I didn't see any fiends or monsters. 49 00:04:40,813 --> 00:04:46,308 Well, I'd just as soon you wouldn't go walking in the park at night for a while. 50 00:04:46,157 --> 00:04:48,717 Ketchup, please. 51 00:04:48,685 --> 00:04:52,519 Gee, Dad. Can I go with you to see the fiendish monster next time? 52 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:54,364 Oh, for goodness' sakes, Eddie. 53 00:04:54,350 --> 00:04:57,911 What's all this talk about fiends and monsters? There's no such thing. 54 00:04:57,838 --> 00:04:59,863 Sit down and eat your breakfast. 55 00:05:00,814 --> 00:05:03,339 Just to be on the safe side, I think we all... 56 00:05:03,310 --> 00:05:05,710 ought to stay close to the house for the time being. 57 00:05:05,678 --> 00:05:10,172 Lily, none of this talk is gonna stop me from taking my nightly walk. 58 00:05:10,063 --> 00:05:12,122 I slept like a baby last night. 59 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:14,841 Walking seems to be the only thing that cures my insomnia. 60 00:05:14,799 --> 00:05:17,461 Don't make such a big deal out of it. 61 00:05:17,423 --> 00:05:21,450 Lots of people have insomnia, and you don't find them losing any sleep over it. 62 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:24,314 What's troubling you, anyway? 63 00:05:24,304 --> 00:05:27,603 Well, Grandpa, we've been having some financial worries lately. 64 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:32,997 [Chuckles] Well it just so happens that right now I am working on a fabulous invention... 65 00:05:32,848 --> 00:05:35,783 that will make this family some big money. 66 00:05:35,729 --> 00:05:39,392 - What kind of invention? - I'm not talking. 67 00:05:39,313 --> 00:05:42,146 Why, that's the way Edison got the electric light away from me. 68 00:05:45,361 --> 00:05:47,352 [Chattering] 69 00:05:47,345 --> 00:05:50,974 Quiet! Now, everybody, calm down! 70 00:05:50,898 --> 00:05:53,628 Just calm down. 71 00:05:53,585 --> 00:05:58,022 - Now. What did he look like? - Well, he was about nine feet tall. 72 00:05:57,906 --> 00:06:00,841 And he was all green! [Gasping] 73 00:06:00,786 --> 00:06:03,584 I know that guy.! He's theJolly Green Giant.! 74 00:06:03,538 --> 00:06:06,632 It was only a matter of time till he ran amok. 75 00:06:06,578 --> 00:06:09,547 And his hands were ice cold. Yeah, I told ya. 76 00:06:09,491 --> 00:06:12,016 It's that frozen food he handles. 77 00:06:11,987 --> 00:06:14,751 He had no hair, and his eyes were bright red. 78 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:19,576 [Drunk] Oh, that's not true.! Only the white parts were red. 79 00:06:19,444 --> 00:06:23,608 [Moaning] All right, now. Everybody please calm down! 80 00:06:23,507 --> 00:06:26,601 Calm down here! Now, it'll all be taken care of. 81 00:06:26,548 --> 00:06:29,608 I can assure you, the department will do all it can... 82 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:32,047 to apprehend this so-called "monster." 83 00:06:32,021 --> 00:06:35,957 - I'll drink to that! - The reporters would like to ask a few questions, Chief. 84 00:06:35,861 --> 00:06:39,353 No. I'm sorry. Now now, gentlemen. When we have a statement ready, we'll let you know. 85 00:06:39,285 --> 00:06:42,584 Thank you very much. Thank you. That'll be fine, folks. [Groaning] 86 00:06:42,517 --> 00:06:44,451 Thank you all very much. 87 00:06:46,869 --> 00:06:51,772 [Sighs] Why do things like this have to happen just when there's a shake-up in the department? 88 00:06:52,534 --> 00:06:56,664 When the commissioner arrives, I'll be in my office. Okay, Chief. 89 00:07:05,431 --> 00:07:07,661 Chief Harris here. Give me the radio room. 90 00:07:08,918 --> 00:07:11,512 Mulligan? Chief Harris. 91 00:07:11,479 --> 00:07:14,312 I want an around-the-clock stakeout in Midcity Park. 92 00:07:14,263 --> 00:07:16,754 Tell them to be on the lookout for a greenish man, 93 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,957 about nine or 10 feet tall, 94 00:07:18,935 --> 00:07:21,665 with bright red eyes and cold hands. 95 00:07:25,336 --> 00:07:28,601 Mulligan, it's remarks like that... 96 00:07:28,536 --> 00:07:31,004 that have kept you from making sergeant! 97 00:07:34,969 --> 00:07:37,631 [Eddie] What is it, Grandpa? [Marilyn] What's it supposed to do? 98 00:07:37,593 --> 00:07:41,120 [Grandpa, Laughing] It's an enlarging machine. 99 00:07:41,049 --> 00:07:42,983 It can make anything bigger. 100 00:07:42,970 --> 00:07:46,133 Why, with this machine, I can make an ordinary banana big enough... 101 00:07:46,073 --> 00:07:48,507 to feed a family of monkeys for a whole year! 102 00:07:48,474 --> 00:07:52,843 [Chortling] Anything small, I can make big. 103 00:07:52,729 --> 00:07:56,460 Ooh, why with this machine, I could make Rhode Island... 104 00:07:56,378 --> 00:07:59,404 the size ofTexas! 105 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:02,482 We'll make millions! Then I'll make them bigger. 106 00:08:03,323 --> 00:08:05,689 I could even make the world's biggest Mickey Rooney.! 107 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:07,820 Here. Let me show you. 108 00:08:07,803 --> 00:08:12,069 [Electrical Humming] 109 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:14,952 ?? [Distorted Electronic Music] 110 00:08:14,939 --> 00:08:18,067 Herman, honey? Lower. 111 00:08:18,011 --> 00:08:20,479 ?? [Continues] 112 00:08:20,444 --> 00:08:22,378 [Explosion] 113 00:08:22,364 --> 00:08:26,357 What was that? Oh, that's just Grandpa, working on his invention down in the lab. 114 00:08:26,268 --> 00:08:28,828 [Electrical Humming] Oh. 115 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:37,029 [Loud Explosion] 116 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:45,054 I don't understand it! Hmm, why you... 117 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,916 Ooh, allow me. 118 00:08:50,782 --> 00:08:55,082 I think I know what's wrong. I'm not using enough electricity! 119 00:09:01,246 --> 00:09:05,342 There we are, Edgar. Got a nice, fresh box of goodies for you. 120 00:09:05,247 --> 00:09:08,842 There you go. Put him in the ca... 121 00:09:08,767 --> 00:09:11,930 C-Ca... Okay. 122 00:09:11,871 --> 00:09:13,998 Wait. 123 00:09:13,983 --> 00:09:16,577 So help me, Commissioner Ludlow, that's what he said: 124 00:09:16,544 --> 00:09:18,603 Nine feet tall and green! 125 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,823 Oh, ridiculous, Sergeant. You must have misunderstood him. 126 00:09:26,145 --> 00:09:29,512 Oh, hello there, Commissioner. Just giving Edgar his din-din. 127 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:33,120 Harris... 128 00:09:34,049 --> 00:09:36,813 Do you mind taking that bird off of your head long enough... 129 00:09:36,769 --> 00:09:40,102 to tell me what all this talk is about monsters? 130 00:09:42,337 --> 00:09:44,464 [Scraping] 131 00:09:45,409 --> 00:09:48,139 Herman? Aren't you ever coming to bed? 132 00:09:48,098 --> 00:09:50,396 What's the use? 133 00:09:50,370 --> 00:09:53,430 I just don't seem to be able to get any sleep anymore. 134 00:09:53,378 --> 00:09:56,870 Have you tried counting wolves? I've tried everything! 135 00:09:56,802 --> 00:10:01,102 The only thing that seems to help is taking a walk in the park. 136 00:10:00,995 --> 00:10:03,122 Herman, I don't want you to go to the park. 137 00:10:03,107 --> 00:10:05,871 Not with that fiend, or monster, running around loose. 138 00:10:05,827 --> 00:10:08,159 Lily. Honestly, you're worse than Eddie. 139 00:10:08,131 --> 00:10:11,897 In this day and age, no enlightened person believes in fiends and monsters. 140 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:14,974 Nevertheless, I don't want you to go walking around in the park. 141 00:10:14,916 --> 00:10:17,009 Not until they catch whatever it is. 142 00:10:16,995 --> 00:10:19,930 Lily. I'm a full-grown man. 143 00:10:19,876 --> 00:10:23,368 I refuse to be caught up in this... hysteria. 144 00:10:23,301 --> 00:10:27,032 If a man can't feel safe in the streets of his own town, what's this country coming to? 145 00:10:26,948 --> 00:10:28,882 [Humming, Exploding] 146 00:10:28,868 --> 00:10:32,565 What's that? That's just Grandpa again, working on his invention. 147 00:10:32,485 --> 00:10:35,352 That settles it. I'll never get any sleep around here. 148 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:38,099 Lily, I'm going out. 149 00:10:39,045 --> 00:10:41,036 Good night, dear. 150 00:10:45,606 --> 00:10:48,268 [Cackling] 151 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:51,996 Terrific, terrific, Eddie. We'll make millions! 152 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:55,175 Now. Now. Just keep your eye on this pencil. 153 00:11:01,543 --> 00:11:04,774 Watch this. 154 00:11:04,711 --> 00:11:06,702 [Sparking] 155 00:11:08,072 --> 00:11:10,540 Grandpa, that's great! 156 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,063 You turned that into the biggest pencil I ever saw! 157 00:11:13,031 --> 00:11:14,965 [Chuckles] 158 00:11:14,951 --> 00:11:17,442 Can you make me bigger too? I want to be as big as Daddy. 159 00:11:17,416 --> 00:11:19,350 Of course! 160 00:11:19,336 --> 00:11:22,100 Now, just stand right here. 161 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,048 Don't move! Hold still! 162 00:11:28,681 --> 00:11:30,672 [Sparking] 163 00:11:32,617 --> 00:11:35,142 Look what you did! What happened? 164 00:11:35,113 --> 00:11:38,571 L-I must have put it in reverse. It's all right. I'll fix it. 165 00:11:38,505 --> 00:11:41,065 Hold still! [Groaning] 166 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:44,052 War surplus parts! 167 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:53,561 [Buzzing] 168 00:12:07,788 --> 00:12:09,779 [Softly] Here he comes! Get him. 169 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:15,731 Now, where the heck is that fuse box? 170 00:12:17,453 --> 00:12:20,115 Ah, here it is. Oh. 171 00:12:21,452 --> 00:12:23,443 Now! [Crashing] 172 00:12:23,437 --> 00:12:26,065 [Electrical Sparking] 173 00:12:27,373 --> 00:12:30,308 Maybe I'm not using enough current! 174 00:12:31,598 --> 00:12:34,658 Yeah! [Sparking Continues] 175 00:12:34,605 --> 00:12:36,596 There. 176 00:12:53,615 --> 00:12:55,606 Herman! 177 00:12:56,623 --> 00:12:58,682 What's the matter? Don't be frightened. 178 00:12:58,671 --> 00:13:01,538 I'll protect you. What are you talking about? 179 00:13:01,487 --> 00:13:03,421 Th-The thing. The horrible thing. 180 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,705 You were right, Lily. It grabbed me in the park. 181 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:09,240 It was awful. It had two heads and four long blue arms. 182 00:13:10,288 --> 00:13:12,449 I warned you not to go out there, Herman. 183 00:13:12,432 --> 00:13:15,196 You won't have to warn me again. Don't worry. I'm not stepping foot out of this house... 184 00:13:15,153 --> 00:13:17,587 until they catch that thing! Oh, shush. Hush, dear. Hush, dear. 185 00:13:17,552 --> 00:13:19,816 There's no sense alarming the rest of the family. 186 00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:21,818 [Panting] We just won't mention this to them. 187 00:13:21,809 --> 00:13:24,835 Now, let's go on upstairs and try to get some sleep. 188 00:13:24,785 --> 00:13:27,253 Sleep? I'll never sleep again. 189 00:13:27,217 --> 00:13:29,151 Oh, at least try. 190 00:13:29,137 --> 00:13:31,605 Okay. I'll try. 191 00:13:31,570 --> 00:13:35,336 But Lily, is it all right if we leave the lights on? 192 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:38,117 I tell ya, Chief, like they said, 193 00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:40,591 nine feet tall and all green! 194 00:13:40,562 --> 00:13:42,723 We're lucky to have escaped with our lives! 195 00:13:42,706 --> 00:13:46,472 The taxpayers aren't paying you to escape. You're supposed to capture him. 196 00:13:46,386 --> 00:13:48,684 Like they do in the movies, you know? 197 00:13:48,659 --> 00:13:52,026 Now, both of you, get back to your posts in that park. 198 00:13:51,954 --> 00:13:54,946 [Panting] But, Chief, it's still dark out! 199 00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:57,390 You wouldn't want to walk us over there, would you? 200 00:13:58,260 --> 00:14:00,194 Get outta here! 201 00:14:14,356 --> 00:14:17,018 Just what in the name of Pat O'Brien do you think you're doin'? 202 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:19,608 I'm holding up the ceiling, Commissioner. May I suggest... 203 00:14:19,573 --> 00:14:22,041 that your time would be more profitably spent... 204 00:14:22,005 --> 00:14:25,839 by trying to catch that monster who has been terrorizing our parks? 205 00:14:25,749 --> 00:14:28,115 Now, this is the last time I intend to be awakened... 206 00:14:28,085 --> 00:14:31,851 in the middle of the night by citizens' committees, demanding to know what's being done. 207 00:14:31,765 --> 00:14:35,633 Yeah, but, Commissioner... Unless you take immediate action to apprehend this fiend, 208 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:39,945 you will be back pounding a beat in the most desolate, deserted, 209 00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:42,822 law-forsaken section of town that I can find! 210 00:14:42,775 --> 00:14:44,709 You got that, Harris? 211 00:14:44,695 --> 00:14:47,823 Yes, sir. I'll get him tonight, Commissioner. 212 00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:50,793 That's my promise, or you can have my badge, sir. 213 00:15:07,736 --> 00:15:09,931 [Razor Buzzing] 214 00:15:12,504 --> 00:15:14,495 [Bubbling] 215 00:15:21,432 --> 00:15:23,866 [Hair Dryer Blowing] 216 00:15:24,729 --> 00:15:28,460 [Igor Squeaking] Oh, this is a great moment for me. 217 00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:32,746 [Continues] All right, all right. It's a great moment for us. 218 00:15:32,634 --> 00:15:35,535 All of a sudden, I've got a partner. Now. 219 00:15:35,481 --> 00:15:38,848 [Electrical Buzzing] [Laughing Wildly] 220 00:15:38,778 --> 00:15:41,212 [Buzzing] [Gasping] 221 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:58,181 How did this happen? More current! 222 00:16:01,724 --> 00:16:03,248 More current! 223 00:16:08,956 --> 00:16:12,585 Men, it must have occurred to you by now... 224 00:16:12,509 --> 00:16:15,808 that we've had absolutely no success whatsoever in apprehending the monster... 225 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,835 that has been terrorizing Midcity Park. 226 00:16:18,781 --> 00:16:20,772 It's obvious that, in this case, 227 00:16:20,765 --> 00:16:26,169 ingenuity, imagination, intelligence... do not work. 228 00:16:26,013 --> 00:16:29,176 Therefore, I have decided to handle this matter myself. 229 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,109 That's all, men. Dismissed. 230 00:16:31,998 --> 00:16:34,091 Is that the box, Sergeant? Yes, sir. That's it. 231 00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:36,012 What's in it? 232 00:16:35,998 --> 00:16:40,935 That box contains a secret formula that will manacle the midnight marauder of Midcity Park! 233 00:16:43,998 --> 00:16:47,490 ?? [Organ: "Chopsticks'"] 234 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:51,450 [Electrical Sparking] ?? [Concludes] 235 00:16:52,351 --> 00:16:56,788 Lily, when is Grandpa gonna be finished working in his laboratory? 236 00:16:56,672 --> 00:16:59,232 The sound of that machinery is making me nervous. 237 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:03,102 Now, you're just on edge because you haven't been getting much sleep lately. 238 00:17:03,008 --> 00:17:06,671 He should be turning it off soon. It's getting pretty late. By the way, what time is it? 239 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:09,959 [Squawks] At the tone, it'll be later than you think. Nevermore. 240 00:17:09,888 --> 00:17:12,550 I had no idea it was that late. Where's Marilyn? 241 00:17:12,512 --> 00:17:16,471 I'm glad to be able to say she finally got a date tonight. 242 00:17:16,385 --> 00:17:19,183 [Buzzing Continues] [Growls] 243 00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:23,969 Oh! Well, isn't that nice? Where did she go? 244 00:17:23,873 --> 00:17:27,309 Oh, they went to a movie, and then they're going for a walk in the park. 245 00:17:27,234 --> 00:17:29,759 In the park? In the park? 246 00:17:29,729 --> 00:17:34,393 Eddie. How could you let Marilyn go to the park with that monster running around? 247 00:17:34,275 --> 00:17:36,800 But you said there was no such thing as monsters. 248 00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:39,170 Oh, Herman. What are we going to do? 249 00:17:39,138 --> 00:17:42,938 Well, I guess someone will have to go to the park and protect her. 250 00:17:42,851 --> 00:17:45,319 I'll get my coat! No! 251 00:17:45,283 --> 00:17:49,447 Lily, I'll go alone. Oh, y-you can't go out there alone! 252 00:17:49,347 --> 00:17:51,315 Why don't you take Spot with you? 253 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,599 - Ha! Spot's afraid of his own shadow. - [Snarling] 254 00:17:56,259 --> 00:17:58,250 Come to think of it, I don't blame him. 255 00:17:59,588 --> 00:18:01,522 Chief Harris will be right out, Commissioner. 256 00:18:01,508 --> 00:18:03,442 Oh, what's takin' him so long in there? 257 00:18:03,429 --> 00:18:06,592 He didn't confide in me, sir. He said he was workin' on a secret weapon. 258 00:18:06,532 --> 00:18:09,365 [Buzzes] I guess he's ready. You can go in now, sir. 259 00:18:16,293 --> 00:18:18,625 Oh, hello, Commissioner. Come in. 260 00:18:26,629 --> 00:18:28,620 It's me. 261 00:18:31,174 --> 00:18:34,473 Why couldn't I have been a fireman, like my mother wanted me to? 262 00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:12,858 - [Screams] - That's Marilyn. 263 00:19:12,808 --> 00:19:15,675 I'd know her voice anywhere. 264 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,957 [Grunting, Groaning] 265 00:19:30,443 --> 00:19:32,434 [Groans] 266 00:19:57,868 --> 00:19:59,893 I'll have some more of these pancakes. 267 00:19:59,884 --> 00:20:02,045 You've had quite enough, Grandpa. 268 00:20:02,028 --> 00:20:05,293 The rest are for Herman. After what he went through last night, 269 00:20:05,228 --> 00:20:09,824 he deserves them. Sure, sure. Herman always gets everything. Lucky stiff. 270 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,677 Good morning, everybody. Good morning, Herman. 271 00:20:12,621 --> 00:20:15,089 Morning, dear. [Sniffs Deeply] 272 00:20:15,054 --> 00:20:17,545 Oh! Good morning! [Chuckles] 273 00:20:19,981 --> 00:20:22,575 [Eddie Knocks Back] 274 00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:25,704 Ahh. [Chuckles] 275 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,054 Oh. Thank you. 276 00:20:36,207 --> 00:20:38,175 Good morning, everybody. Good morning, dear. 277 00:20:38,158 --> 00:20:41,059 Uncle Herman? Yes, dear? 278 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:44,170 I want to apologize again for causing you all so much worry. 279 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:48,515 Oh! That's all right, dear. As I told you last night, I wasn't hurt at all. 280 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,029 [Marilyn] Fact is, we came right home after the movie. We never went near the park at all. 281 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,511 I'm glad you didn't. It was terrible! 282 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,641 I've never had a more hair-raising experience. 283 00:20:56,624 --> 00:21:01,652 And if you think my hair was raised, you should have seen the hair on the baldheaded lady. 284 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:05,479 Herman, I've told you a hundred million times, don't exaggerate.! 285 00:21:05,392 --> 00:21:07,724 I'm not exaggerating. It really happened. 286 00:21:07,697 --> 00:21:10,222 Ohh! Maybe there's something about it in the paper. 287 00:21:21,938 --> 00:21:24,463 [Sighs] 288 00:21:30,131 --> 00:21:32,099 You were right, Aunt Lily. Here it is. 289 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:36,018 It says, "Last night, the police apprehended the so-called monster... 290 00:21:35,923 --> 00:21:38,756 "that has been terrorizing Midcity Park. 291 00:21:38,707 --> 00:21:41,642 "The monster was a known purse-snatcher who disguised his features... 292 00:21:41,587 --> 00:21:44,147 by wearing a woman's stocking over his head." See? 293 00:21:44,115 --> 00:21:47,243 I told you there was no such thing as monsters. 294 00:21:47,187 --> 00:21:50,782 "Credit for his capture goes to Police Chief Harris, 295 00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:53,871 "who used himself as bait by disguising himself as a woman. 296 00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:57,939 Well, I guess that explains your baldheaded lady. 297 00:21:59,572 --> 00:22:02,439 "He was heroically assisted by an unknown citizen... 298 00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:06,256 who has modestly refused to come forward and reveal his identity." 299 00:22:07,797 --> 00:22:11,392 Gee, Dad. Weren't you scared? 300 00:22:11,318 --> 00:22:13,479 Well, a little bit. 301 00:22:13,461 --> 00:22:15,929 But remember this, Eddie. 302 00:22:15,893 --> 00:22:18,919 It's the duty of every citizen to protect the police. 303 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:23,773 According to the newspaper, Chief Harris is getting a medal from the police commissioner at this very moment! 304 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,614 Harris, I must admit that in the past, 305 00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:33,229 I've been a little leery about your, uh... well, to say the least, eccentric behavior. 306 00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:35,977 But, I must say, you do seem to get things done. 307 00:22:35,927 --> 00:22:38,327 Well, thank you, sir. Tell me, Harris. 308 00:22:38,295 --> 00:22:42,197 Do you have any idea who the citizen was who came to your assistance? 309 00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:44,901 Well, I don't know his name, sir, but I think I could describe him. 310 00:22:44,856 --> 00:22:46,790 Oh? What'd he look like? 311 00:22:46,776 --> 00:22:52,305 Well, he was about nine or 10 feet tall, with green skin, uh, red eyes and long arms. 312 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:57,124 Fine. Right. Very good. 313 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,071 [Hangs Up Receiver] 314 00:23:09,657 --> 00:23:12,854 I don't know. L-I apologize. 315 00:23:12,793 --> 00:23:17,492 I'm sorry. I thought my machine would make a fortune for this family. 316 00:23:17,370 --> 00:23:20,931 But somehow, I just can't seem to generate enough electricity. 317 00:23:21,754 --> 00:23:24,018 That's all right, Grandpa. Don't worry about it. 318 00:23:23,994 --> 00:23:25,928 We all love you anyway, Grandpa. 319 00:23:25,914 --> 00:23:28,439 Ah, but one good thing though. [Laughs] 320 00:23:28,411 --> 00:23:31,471 It did help cure Herman of his insomnia. 321 00:23:31,419 --> 00:23:34,820 How did you do it? Ohh! 322 00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:39,202 With one of these giant sleeping pills I made with my machine! 323 00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:44,510 How could he swallow that? Oh, he didn't swallow that. 324 00:23:44,444 --> 00:23:46,674 I accidentally dropped it on his head. 325 00:23:46,724 --> 00:23:51,274 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27111

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