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Man on TV: I've never raised
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a little brother and sister.
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Woman: Your dad bit me last
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night, and they don't allow
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night, and they don't allow
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vampires at the prom.
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Keenan, you're in the exact
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same place you were in when I
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left this morning.
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Are you ever going to put on
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are you ever going to put on
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some clothes?
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Pajamas are clothes.
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It's a beautiful day out.
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Why don't you go outside and do
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something?
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Something?
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I have four hours left of TV
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time, and I'm using them to
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watch "vampire high."
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[ Sighs ]
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Hey, how was basketball
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hey, how was basketball
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practice?
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It was fine.
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They want to move me from center
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to small forward.
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Yeah, and she doesn't want
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Yeah, and she doesn't want
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to move.
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Keenan.
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Keenan, we're talking, man.
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Keenan, we're talking, man.
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Ooh! "Vampire high."
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Hey, did Cody get a date for
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the prom?
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Wouldn't know.
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I couldn't hear over
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the talking.
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Keenan.
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Carla, can I talk to you for
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a second?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
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Hey, why is that cheerleader
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rubbing garlic on her pom-poms?
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Because she goes to
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vampire high.
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Mm. Smart.
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Mm. Smart.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You know your son is lazy,
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right?
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[ Laughs ] Okay, great.
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So when he gets all "as," he's
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so when he gets all "as," he's
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your son, and when he's lazy,
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he's mine?
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Look, when I was his age, I
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couldn't wait to get out on
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a Saturday afternoon.
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A Saturday afternoon.
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But this dude would rather sit
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there and watch TV.
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Alex, come on, he only gets
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10 hours of TV a week.
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He's got a few left.
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He's got a few left.
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Just let him have it.
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He needs to be doing
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something.
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You know, he got too much idle
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time.
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He was on the soccer team.
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He was on the soccer team.
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That was months ago.
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Kids need to be active year
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round.
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He needs to get out the house
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more.
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Oh, you know, now that you
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Oh, you know, now that you
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mention it, it was really nice
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when y'all were gone and I got
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me time around here.
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This isn't about me time.
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Do you want me to agree with
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Do you want me to agree with
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you or not?
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Good point.
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Right.
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Hey, Keenan.
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Mommy needs mommy time.
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Yeah, but you can't --
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Yeah, but you can't --
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Hey, what's up?
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Hey, Keenan, your mom and I
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want you to be a little more
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physically active.
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Physically active.
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Did I do?
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Why am I being punished?
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Oh, no, no, no, sweetie,
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you're not being punished.
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We just want you guys to keep
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busy.
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Busy.
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Why can't I clean just my
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room or something?
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Come on, man, it'll be fun.
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Tomorrow, I'm going to take you
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down to the recreation center,
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and you're going to sign up for
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and you're going to sign up for
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some kind of athletic program.
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But I don't --
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But nothing.
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When I was your age, I played
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when I was your age, I played
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football, I was on the swim
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team, and I wrestled.
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Yeah, look at all this.
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I'm in excellent shape.
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Yeah?
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Yeah?
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Watch how many push-ups
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I can do.
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Okay, let's see.
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One...
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That's good.
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Two, three.
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Two, three.
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Wow, you are in great shape,
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Keenan.
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Like I said.
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You're in such great shape,
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instead of me driving you to the
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instead of me driving you to the
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rec center, you can walk.
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[ Laughing ]
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♪ ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ ah ah ah ♪
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♪ ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ ah ah ah ah ♪
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And the cow was returned to
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its natural owner.
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Its natural owner.
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[ Laughs ]
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Good morning, Ms. Helen.
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Oh, good morning, Gabriella.
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Have you met Boris, our new
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have you met Boris, our new
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delivery guy?
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Oh, no, nice to meet you.
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Same to you.
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Is Carla alone in her office?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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So I don't want anything else
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to do with any animals.
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Ho!
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Ho!
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Carla, do I have anything in
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my teeth?
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No.
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Okay, how's my breath.
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Okay, how's my breath.
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Okay, wow.
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It smells like coffee.
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Oh, give me a mint, please.
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Hurry! Come on, come on!
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Okay, okay.
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Okay, okay.
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What is going on?
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Oh, Carla, the most gorgeous
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man is at Ms. Helen's desk.
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He's so gorgeous.
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I think a little extra cleave...
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I think a little extra cleave...
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Okay.
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Ought to do the trick.
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Gabby.
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[ Laughs ]
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So, um, Boris...
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So, um, Boris...
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How long have you been with the
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company?
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Uh, just a couple weeks.
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Uh, just a couple weeks.
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Ms. Helen, I'll see you later.
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Yeah, okay.
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Bye, baby.
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Bye, baby.
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Mm, mm, mm.
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All hooched up and nowhere
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to go.
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Whatever.
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Whatever.
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I'll see him next time.
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Won't make a difference.
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See, you young girls don't know
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how to get a man.
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Oh, yeah, and you do?
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Oh, yeah, and you do?
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Raise your hand if you got
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some last night.
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Honey, trust me.
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Try this.
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You smile, you see stare man in
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you smile, you see stare man in
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his eyes, and then you agree
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with whatever he says.
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Okay?
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Okay?
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I call that
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"the eye and comply."
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Ms. Helen, that's no
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different than the touch
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different than the touch
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and giggle.
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See, that's another thing
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wrong with you young girls.
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You don't listen.
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No grown woman needs to touch
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no grown woman needs to touch
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or giggle.
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Ugh.
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Hello.
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Nice day, isn't it?
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Nice day, isn't it?
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Yes, the nicest.
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I'm sorry.
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Hmm, who knew.
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Okay, now the trick to
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Okay, now the trick to
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kneading dough -- ah -- is you
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got to be aggressive, right.
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If you're too gentle, it won't
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mix thoroughly.
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Mix thoroughly.
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All right, hands warmed up?
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Check.
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All floured up, ready to go?
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Check.
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All right, ladies, start
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kneading.
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No, no, no, you're not
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massaging it.
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Massaging it.
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Knead it.
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Show it who's boss.
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I'm the boss, dough!
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You don't know who you're
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You don't know who you're
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messing with!
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There you go.
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Ah ha ha.
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What is going on in here?
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Showing the girls their way
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around the kitchen.
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Around the kitchen.
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Yeah, beating up some dough.
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This feels weird.
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I like it.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Can I help, honey?
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Of course.
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Nobody eats for free around
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these parts.
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You can start chopping
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you can start chopping
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vegetables.
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I'm going to chop it up.
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Dad, found an
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extracurricular activity.
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I'm going to do rhythmic
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I'm going to do rhythmic
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gymnastics.
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What's that?
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What's that?
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It's --
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i-i-i don't know, but I'll look
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it up.
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I'll look it up.
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I'll look it up.
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You look ridiculous.
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I know, my tights are a
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little loose in the hip,
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but other than that, I look
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but other than that, I look
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great, right?
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I was going to sign up for
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wrestling, but then I thought to
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wrestling, but then I thought to
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myself, how can I use that in
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everyday life?
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And you can use rhythmic
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gymnastics?
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My coach said the tendon
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My coach said the tendon
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strength my forearms make me
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a natural ball roller.
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Check this out.
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[ Laughs ] Nice.
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That was nice.
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That was nice.
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That was not nice.
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It was cute.
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And if I develop the tendon
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strength, I can become a faster
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strength, I can become a faster
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texter.
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It's a win/win, right dad?
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What do you think?
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I think you didn't do what
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I told you to do.
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I told you to do.
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You said pick an activity.
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I said I wanted you to be
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more physically active, Keenan.
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You know how demanding
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You know how demanding
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this is?
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I think, once again, you're
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trying to get over.
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Trying to get over.
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But that's all right.
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Tomorrow morning, we're going
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back to that recreation center,
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and you're going to sign up for
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a real sport.
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A real sport.
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But --
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But nothing.
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And before you ask, no, you
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can't keep the uniform.
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These tights are very
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These tights are very
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comfortable.
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Alex, rhythmic gymnastics is
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real sport.
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Real sport.
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Gymnastics is real sport.
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This is something nobody's ever
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heard of.
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There's a lot of people who
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would disagree.
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Would disagree.
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Well, Keenan is not one of
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those people.
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He's just trying to get over.
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Maybe we shouldn't assume
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Maybe we shouldn't assume
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what's in his head.
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I mean, he might really enjoy
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rhythmic gymnastics.
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Come on, Carla, it's the same
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story.
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He doesn't apply himself,
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he doesn't apply himself,
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and you enable him.
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Enable him?
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By supporting him?
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Exactly.
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The boy takes the easy way out
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the boy takes the easy way out
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because you let him.
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Okay, you know what, I just
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told you it's a real sport,
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and you say it's not.
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And you say it's not.
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I say I'm supporting him,
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and you say I'm enabling him.
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Clearly, you have all of
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the answers, Alex, so I don't
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know what the point in us having
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this conversation is.
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Have the twins left for
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Have the twins left for
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school already?
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Yeah.
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Thank you for cooking
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breakfast so I could have that
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teleconference.
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I just put it in the toaster
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oven.
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Oven.
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I guess I took the easy way out
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of cooking.
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It was good, mommy.
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Aw, thanks, sweetie.
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You want to go upstairs and get
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dressed?
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Dressed?
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Okay.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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I guess I could have toasted you
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I guess I could have toasted you
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some breakfast, too.
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But you know, I wouldn't want to
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you get used to that and think I
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you get used to that and think I
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was enabling you.
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[ Chuckles ] Okay.
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Let's clear the air.
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Maybe there are some things I
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maybe there are some things I
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said last night that I didn't
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mean.
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Okay, fine.
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What I heard you say is that
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what I heard you say is that
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rhythmic gymnastics is not a
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real sport, that Keenan was
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lazy, and there was no way he
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lazy, and there was no way he
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would really like it, and I was
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enabling him by supporting him.
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So which part of that didn't you
426
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so which part of that didn't you
427
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mean?
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I guess I mean all of those
429
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things.
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Mm, great, so I'm glad we
431
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cleared the air.
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Carla, hear me out,
433
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all right?
434
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Look, I don't know how to be
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copilot when your support is the
436
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copilot when your support is the
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exact opposite of how I feel.
438
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Well, why didn't you just say
439
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that, Alex?
440
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That, Alex?
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Because I was upset.
442
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You know how I grew up.
443
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If I ever stepped out of line,
444
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my father would immediately pull
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my father would immediately pull
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me back, and my mother would let
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him because her philosophy was
448
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"let that man raise that boy."
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When I get upset, I fall back on
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when I get upset, I fall back on
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that philosophy.
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Are you guys done fighting?
453
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Baby, we are not fighting.
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Okay.
455
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I just thought I'd give you guys
456
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I just thought I'd give you guys
457
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a few minutes.
458
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Well, it seems like you need
459
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a few more minutes, 'cause you
460
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didn't get dressed.
461
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Didn't get dressed.
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Go upstairs and get dressed.
463
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I love you.
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
466
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But you're wrong.
467
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But we can just agree to
468
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disagree.
469
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Disagree.
470
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Done.
471
00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:03,018
Still don't have any water.
472
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You know I called that man last
473
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week.
474
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:05,996
I guess I'll get some New York
475
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I guess I'll get some New York
476
00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:07,230
tap from the spigot.
477
00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,185
Mm-hmm.
478
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,364
Hey.
479
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,112
Sorry it took me so long to get
480
00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:11,743
here.
481
00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:11,999
The water demand has been
482
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the water demand has been
483
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unusually high this season.
484
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It's okay.
485
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,000
I totally understand.
486
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I totally understand.
487
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Really?
488
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Oh, yeah, and we probably
489
00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,291
shouldn't wait till we get so
490
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low to call.
491
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Low to call.
492
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Hey.
493
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We haven't met.
494
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We haven't met.
495
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I'm James.
496
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Oh, my pleasure.
497
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Gabriella.
498
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Well, have a good day...
499
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Well, have a good day...
500
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Gabriella.
501
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Oh, thank you.
502
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,146
[ Laughs ]
503
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:47,809
Nice!
504
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:47,997
Oh, my god, did I just witness
505
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,270
oh, my god, did I just witness
506
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,317
a love connection?
507
00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:51,729
Oh, I don't know, but I got
508
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:52,487
skills, huh?
509
00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:53,318
You sure do.
510
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:54,002
Oh, he's so cute.
511
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,240
Oh, he's so cute.
512
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,030
Oh, he's adorable.
513
00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:57,993
You got the empties?
514
00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,744
Yep.
515
00:10:59,825 --> 00:10:59,995
Uh, Gabriella?
516
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,290
Uh, Gabriella?
517
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,000
Hey, I was wondering, do you
518
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,870
think it's possible I could get
519
00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:05,996
your number?
520
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,750
Your number?
521
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:07,752
Oh, yeah, sure.
522
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:11,343
Oh.
523
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,000
Write it on this parking ticket.
524
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,050
Write it on this parking ticket.
525
00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,970
[ Chuckles ]
526
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,640
Because you have got fine
527
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:17,998
written all over you.
528
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,260
Written all over you.
529
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,755
Okay, now, that was corny.
530
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,466
But I'll let it slide 'cause
531
00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:23,386
you're so cute.
532
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:24,004
Thank you.
533
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,520
Thank you.
534
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,980
I'll call you later?
535
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,600
Okay.
536
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:36,822
[ Laughs ]
537
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,284
You are on fire!
538
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,445
I know.
539
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,033
Look at you.
540
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:41,997
So you finally took my advice
541
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,790
so you finally took my advice
542
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,999
and tried the eye and comply.
543
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,580
Well, maybe he just likes me.
544
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:47,995
Oh, please.
545
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,370
Oh, please.
546
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:49,127
Are you going to tell me you
547
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,328
weren't standing there
548
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,418
eyeballing that man?
549
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,052
Okay, well, even if I was, it
550
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:53,999
wasn't because of anything
551
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,340
wasn't because of anything
552
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,052
you said.
553
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,261
Okay, well, let me give you
554
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,170
some more advice to claim you're
555
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,548
not using.
556
00:11:58,634 --> 00:11:59,724
That guy has problems.
557
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:00,002
You might want to walk away.
558
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,800
You might want to walk away.
559
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,636
Ms. Helen, do you know him?
560
00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:04,771
I don't need to.
561
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:05,999
I saw how he invaded her space,
562
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,680
I saw how he invaded her space,
563
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,227
then hovered over her.
564
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,730
It's a true sign of being
565
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,652
a little clingy or a lot crazy.
566
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:12,000
Ms. Helen.
567
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,730
Ms. Helen.
568
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,725
Okay, how can you tell all
569
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,687
that by just looking at him?
570
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:17,997
Let me tell you, experience
571
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,780
Let me tell you, experience
572
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,663
trumps intelligence when it
573
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,699
comes to matters of heart.
574
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,872
But you know what?
575
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:24,001
You do you, I'll do me.
576
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,830
You do you, I'll do me.
577
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:28,120
[ Squeals ]
578
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:29,995
I told you, I got this.
579
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,420
I told you, I got this.
580
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,915
Okay, class, gather around.
581
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:39,968
We're going to have a little
582
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,550
demonstration.
583
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:41,995
Henry, let's see your floor
584
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,510
Henry, let's see your floor
585
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,676
exercises.
586
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,456
All right.
587
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,673
Which one of you would like to
588
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:17,424
go next?
589
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:17,995
Keenan?
590
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,930
Keenan?
591
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:21,758
Come on.
592
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:24,002
Come on, Keenan, you got it.
593
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,600
Come on, Keenan, you got it.
594
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:25,178
You're good.
595
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:28,472
[ Chuckles ]
596
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,999
There you go.
597
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,360
There you go.
598
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,242
Ms. Helen...
599
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,704
Who are all these flowers for?
600
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:47,995
Oh, you.
601
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,250
Oh, you.
602
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,459
That water head boy, James, has
603
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,000
been bringing them every few
604
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,420
been bringing them every few
605
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,130
minutes.
606
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,499
"Drip, drip, drip.
607
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,996
I'd really like to kiss your
608
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,210
I'd really like to kiss your
609
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,257
lip.
610
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,880
Water is good, but it's not
611
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:03,547
punch.
612
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,434
Stay close to the bathroom if
613
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,001
you drink too much."
614
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,140
You drink too much."
615
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,640
Okay, this has got to stop.
616
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:10,103
I know.
617
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,812
He can't even rhyme.
618
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:12,002
[ Sighs ]
619
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,980
[ Sighs ]
620
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,441
So, you want to stand there
621
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,002
and tell me that you didn't use
622
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,770
and tell me that you didn't use
623
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:21,317
the eye and comply on that boy?
624
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,452
Huh? Huh? Huh?
625
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:23,999
Okay.
626
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,110
Okay.
627
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,276
I knew it, I knew it.
628
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,124
If you had listened to me, I
629
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,158
could have told you this --
630
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,542
Okay, okay, Ms. Helen.
631
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:29,998
What do I do now?
632
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,490
What do I do now?
633
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,998
Wait, wait, you going to cut
634
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,749
me off, you want me to talk now.
635
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,121
I'm so confused, I don't know
636
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:35,867
what to do.
637
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:35,998
Please, Ms. Helen.
638
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,670
Please, Ms. Helen.
639
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:39,962
Say it in Spanish.
640
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,995
Por favor, Ms. Helen.
641
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,090
Por favor, Ms. Helen.
642
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,722
Mean it in Spanish.
643
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,140
[ Sighs ]
644
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:47,999
[ Chuckles ] Fine.
645
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,640
[ Chuckles ] Fine.
646
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,893
Por favor, doña Helen.
647
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:53,995
Okay.
648
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,810
Okay.
649
00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:57,103
[ Laughs ]
650
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,997
There's only one way to beat
651
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,270
there's only one way to beat
652
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:00,977
this.
653
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,566
The propose and dispose.
654
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,002
The what?
655
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,950
The what?
656
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:11,042
Propose and dispose.
657
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:11,998
You have to match his energy,
658
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,250
you have to match his energy,
659
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,830
and then you tell him you want
660
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:18,004
to get married.
661
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,080
To get married.
662
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,417
Okay, that's crazy.
663
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,922
I don't want to marry him.
664
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:23,995
Drip, drip, drip.
665
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,380
Drip, drip, drip.
666
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,998
Here comes the bride.
667
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,180
Here comes the bride.
668
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,562
See, I can't rhyme either.
669
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,766
Yeah, you guys are here,
670
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,234
and dad and I will sit here.
671
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,324
Dad, I'm confused.
672
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:41,998
I thought you didn't want to see
673
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,400
I thought you didn't want to see
674
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,233
Keenan dance in his underwear.
675
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,028
I don't.
676
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,570
No, no, sweetie, it's not
677
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,284
underwear.
678
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,003
They're tights, okay?
679
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,410
They're tights, okay?
680
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:49,319
It's not funny.
681
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:50,366
Whatever, it looks like
682
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,529
something you would sleep in.
683
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,117
Kaci, come on, don't do that.
684
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,002
Keenan does not make fun of your
685
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,200
Keenan does not make fun of your
686
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,616
sports.
687
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:56,664
Don't make fun of his.
688
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:57,327
Okay, I'm sorry.
689
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,874
You're right, this is a sport.
690
00:15:58,957 --> 00:15:59,997
Very important.
691
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,500
Very important.
692
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,134
Yeah, a stupid one.
693
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,211
Keenan, what are you doing
694
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,505
here?
695
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:05,378
Why aren't you back there
696
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,004
with your team?
697
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,800
With your team?
698
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,132
I don't want to do this
699
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:08,837
anymore.
700
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,386
This whole class doesn't make
701
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,009
sense.
702
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:11,995
I'm going to look foolish.
703
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,350
I'm going to look foolish.
704
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:13,389
Oh, Keenan, listen, man, I
705
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,972
owe you an apology.
706
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,477
I no longer think this is
707
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:17,138
foolish.
708
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:17,996
When I came to practice the
709
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,600
when I came to practice the
710
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:19,936
other day, I could see how
711
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,020
difficult this is.
712
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,105
So if you don't want to do this
713
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,999
because you think I'm going to
714
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,730
because you think I'm going to
715
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,067
think you're a fool, no.
716
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,651
I know how hard this is.
717
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,026
Thought you'd make me quit
718
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,003
long before you figured that
719
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,610
long before you figured that
720
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,198
out.
721
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,371
Keenan, it's okay if you
722
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:33,199
make a mistake.
723
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,123
No, it's not.
724
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,541
I'm going to look stupid.
725
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:35,999
Look, if it's bothering you
726
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,950
Look, if it's bothering you
727
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,537
that much, Keenan, we're not
728
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:39,872
going to make you do it.
729
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:40,537
It's your decision.
730
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,004
It's my decision?
731
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,210
It's my decision?
732
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:42,922
Yes.
733
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,501
Cool, let's go home.
734
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,166
No, no, no, no.
735
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,514
You made a commitment.
736
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:47,999
You got to follow through.
737
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,340
You got to follow through.
738
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,585
But, dad, people have cameras
739
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,337
in here.
740
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,998
I can mess up, and it can end up
741
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,600
I can mess up, and it can end up
742
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,260
on the Internet.
743
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,467
And you shouldn't worry about
744
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:58,638
what strangers think.
745
00:16:58,726 --> 00:16:59,976
Look, you heard your mother.
746
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,440
It's okay if you mess up.
747
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,310
Now, we feel that way because
748
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,686
we're your family.
749
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,572
But I think you would really be
750
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:05,999
a fool to walk away from an
751
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,440
a fool to walk away from an
752
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,645
opportunity to show what you can
753
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,146
really do in front of people who
754
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,737
love you just because you're
755
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:12,002
scared.
756
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,240
Scared.
757
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,294
But it's still my decision?
758
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,368
Of course.
759
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,003
Okay, let's go home.
760
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
Okay, let's go home.
761
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,789
Son, quitting is taking
762
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:22,424
the easy way out.
763
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:23,999
You have worked too hard to give
764
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,170
you have worked too hard to give
765
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:25,882
up now.
766
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,961
So what you're going to have to
767
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,087
do is man up, go out there,
768
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,003
and juggle that ball like a pro.
769
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,090
And juggle that ball like a pro.
770
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,086
You hear me?
771
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:33,967
Yeah, I got it.
772
00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:34,852
I can't hear you.
773
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:35,758
Yeah, I got it.
774
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:35,996
All right.
775
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,810
All right.
776
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,929
Now show me your game face.
777
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:38,765
What time is it?
778
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,479
It's game time, man.
779
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:40,638
What time is it?
780
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,766
Game time.
781
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:42,002
What time is it?
782
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,690
What time is it?
783
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,940
Game time!
784
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,483
Take these, dad?
785
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:47,996
You got it.
786
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,110
You got it.
787
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,782
You know, I always imagined
788
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,651
giving that speech when he was
789
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,998
at the free throw line about to
790
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,620
at the free throw line about to
791
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,488
make the winning basket at the
792
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,325
final four.
793
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,159
You could always give that
794
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,004
speech to me.
795
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,120
Speech to me.
796
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,964
You're absolutely right.
797
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,630
[ Applause ]
798
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:18,003
[ Techno music playing ]
799
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,720
[ Techno music playing ]
800
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:45,082
[ Alex laughs ]
801
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:46,995
Yes!
802
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,004
Whoo! Whoo!
803
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,210
Whoo! Whoo!
804
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:53,999
Hey, baby.
805
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,550
Hey, baby.
806
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,995
Oh, I missed you, papi.
807
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,430
Oh, I missed you, papi.
808
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,564
Really?
809
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,731
Because I missed you, too.
810
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,000
Bam!
811
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,520
Bam!
812
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,233
Oh! [Giggles]
813
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,233
Papi.
814
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:10,895
Yeah?
815
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,003
Why are we playing these
816
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,110
Why are we playing these
817
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:12,992
games?
818
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:13,738
I mean, we love each other.
819
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,489
We should just go to Vegas and
820
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,241
get married.
821
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,781
What?
822
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:17,995
Yeah, I mean, I'm not getting
823
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,450
Yeah, I mean, I'm not getting
824
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,583
any younger, and we need to get
825
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,949
started if I'm going to have six
826
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:23,576
kids!
827
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,002
Wow, six kids?
828
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,250
Wow, six kids?
829
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,659
Yeah.
830
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,327
Me, too.
831
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,996
Baby, you and I, we -- we here.
832
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,130
Baby, you and I, we -- we here.
833
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,550
Oh, my gosh, I want you to
834
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:32,378
talk to my mom.
835
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:33,262
Wait a minute.
836
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,378
Wait a minute, wait a sec.
837
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:35,134
No, no, no.
838
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:35,995
I can talk to her in a minute.
839
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,380
I can talk to her in a minute.
840
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,756
I want you to talk to my mom
841
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:38,393
first.
842
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,638
Let me just go down to the truck
843
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,720
and get my cell phone.
844
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:41,644
I'll be right back.
845
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:42,002
Okay.
846
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,470
Okay.
847
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:45,886
Ah!
848
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,636
Wow!
849
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:47,998
Six kids.
850
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,770
Six kids.
851
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,000
I'm going to take the stairs.
852
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,610
I'm going to take the stairs.
853
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,283
Okay.
854
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,530
Don't you move.
855
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,492
Wow!
856
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,003
Ugh, do you see that?
857
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,700
Ugh, do you see that?
858
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:01,582
Now he wants me to talk to his
859
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:02,778
mom.
860
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,908
Your little nursery book story
861
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,124
rhymes didn't work, Ms. Helen.
862
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:06,003
Honey, he ain't coming back.
863
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,330
Honey, he ain't coming back.
864
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:09,955
Okay, what's up with
865
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:10,962
the water guy?
866
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,003
He almost knocked me down
867
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,460
he almost knocked me down
868
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,094
running for the stairs.
869
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,381
See, he's not thirsty
870
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,505
anymore.
871
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,001
I told you.
872
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,930
I told you.
873
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,219
I said it.
874
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:23,999
It's harder than you think,
875
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,680
It's harder than you think,
876
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:25,925
right?
877
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:26,806
Yeah, I never thought a pair
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of rings would be this hard to
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maneuver.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I think I'm doing this right.
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♪ Ah ah ah ♪
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