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[Quirky lounge music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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You know, another reliable
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way to check the weather is to
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look outside the door.
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Look outside the door.
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You could even open it.
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Oh, no, I was just checking
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out that weather girl.
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Out that weather girl.
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She has two storm fronts
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in that sweater.
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Right, dad?
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Right, dad?
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Come on, Keenan, you know
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better than that.
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Now, there's nothing wrong with
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admiring an attractive woman,
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but it is something wrong when
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you start to objectify them.
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You start to objectify them.
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We have a mother
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and two sisters.
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You wouldn't want anybody
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objectifying them,
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now, would you?
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You're right.
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All: Good morning.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Daddy, look.
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Me, mommy, and kaci all have
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the same hairstyle.
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That's beautiful, pumpkin.
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And I can't tell who's
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and I can't tell who's
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the prettiest.
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[Laughs]
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I am.
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Nuh-uh, I am.
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Nuh-uh, I am.
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Uh, no, I am.
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Well, maybe not, but I will be
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after I get my coffee.
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After I get my coffee.
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Ah, well, coffee or not,
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I still think you're
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neck and neck and neck.
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Neck and neck and neck.
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Chicks.
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What?
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What?
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They're objectifying themselves.
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Go get your backpack.
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[Funky music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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All right, Alexis, so if you
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have 3/4 of an apple and 1/2
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have 3/4 of an apple and 1/2
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apple, how many apples
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do you have?
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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1 1/4.
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1 1/4.
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Aha, very good.
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Now, that wraps up our math
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lesson for today.
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Lesson for today.
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And now we move on to your
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favorite subject, English!
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Science!
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Science!
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Daddy...
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Hmm?
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You know my favorite subject
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is science.
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Is science.
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Alexis, as an English
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professor, I take offense
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to that.
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Someday, I'm going to cure
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cancer, and you can write
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my speech.
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Oh, well, that's a good
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Oh, well, that's a good
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trade-off.
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Well, tell you what, baby.
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Take these apples and put it in
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the refrigerator, and I will
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print out your lesson plan...
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Print out your lesson plan...
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[Sighs]
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Miss "I'm gonna cure cancer."
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Miss "I'm gonna cure cancer."
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[Sighs]
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[Funky music]
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Whoa.
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Whoa.
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Daddy!
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Uh, yeah, babe.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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What's that music?
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What's that music?
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It's nothing, all right?
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It's just bad, bad music.
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Hey, do me a favor.
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Here's a science lesson.
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Here's a science lesson.
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Go get daddy a glass with 50%
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ice and 50% water.
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That's a trick, because
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That's a trick, because
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the glass would still contain
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100% water except where
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there was air.
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Very good.
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Now, just go, get daddy a glass
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now, just go, get daddy a glass
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of water, okay?
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I like this song.
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♪ Ba-dow, ba-ba, ba-dow, bow ♪
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♪ ba-dow, ba-ba, ba-dow, bow ♪
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[Sighs] Keenan.
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I have a degree
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in communications.
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I should have been the next
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Oprah or something.
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But, no, I settled for the first
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job that fell in my lap.
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Job that fell in my lap.
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I'm a coward.
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No.
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My cousin wasn't too afraid
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to pursue her dreams.
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To pursue her dreams.
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She went off to Hollywood to
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become an actress.
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She's been a corpse on at least
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three crime dramas.
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Huh.
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Huh.
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Sit down.
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Listen, jentry, while we all
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aspire to metaphorically become
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aspire to metaphorically become
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a corpse, you can't beat
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yourself up if you don't achieve
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yourself up if you don't achieve
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your goal.
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But I do, all the time.
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Where is all of this
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self-loathing coming from?
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Self-loathing coming from?
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I mean, you told me that in your
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childhood, whoever you met would
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tell you that you could be
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whoever you wanted to be if you
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whoever you wanted to be if you
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just put your mind to it.
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So what happened?
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My mom happened.
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Mm.
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When I told her what people
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When I told her what people
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would tell me, she'd say,
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"you really think you can do
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anything you put your mind to?
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Just jump out the window and put
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just jump out the window and put
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your mind to flying
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and see what happens."
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Wow, that is a terrible thing
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to say to a child.
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To say to a child.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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It's like, what's the point
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of ever doing anything?
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Whatever's gonna happen
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is gonna happen.
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Is gonna happen.
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I don't understand where all
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this negativity is coming from.
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I mean, you were so optimistic
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when you told me about that guy
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when you told me about that guy
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you were dating a few weeks ago.
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Yes, I didn't tell you what
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she said about him.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, boy.
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"Don't give your heart to
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him, 'cause he's just gonna
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break it."
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I haven't had my heart broken
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yet.
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And you haven't had a
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meaningful relationship either.
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Your mom has a lot of opinions,
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huh?
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Dr. Reed, you don't know
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the half of it.
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Is there something there
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that you want to talk about?
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That you want to talk about?
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Not much to talk about.
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She's a know-it-all control
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freak, who has to have things
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her way.
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Huh.
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She's sort of like the
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She's sort of like the
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John wilkes booth of dreams.
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Just tell her your hopes,
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and she'll shoot 'em down.
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[Laughs]
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Have you ever tried to talk
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have you ever tried to talk
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to her?
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Sure.
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Then she'll just take a sip
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of her mad dog 20/20 and tell
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me I'm being a crybaby.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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Your mother drinks mad dog?
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Okay, hasn't that been banned
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for years?
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I know.
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Mom and I went looking for
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mom and I went looking for
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cases of the stuff before they
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took it off the shelves.
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We actually had fun that week.
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We actually had fun that week.
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So you guys had some
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good bonding time?
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Yeah.
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You know, I have an idea.
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You know, I have an idea.
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How would you feel about
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inviting your mom here to talk
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about what's going on with you?
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My mom is not the therapy
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My mom is not the therapy
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kind of person.
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And when I told her I was
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seeing you, she fussed at me
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for airing my dirty laundry
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for airing my dirty laundry
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to a "total stranger."
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Yeah, but maybe if she knew
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how important it was to you,
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she'd be open to it.
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Okay, I'll ask her.
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Okay, I'll ask her.
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Okay.
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[Chuckles]
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I'm gonna work you two
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into the schedule.
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Into the schedule.
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I think you'll get a kick
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out of her.
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Or you'll just kick her like
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I want to sometimes.
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[Laughs]
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I will be sure to wear open-toe
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I will be sure to wear open-toe
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shoes for our appointment.
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[Laughs]
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See, thank you.
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Look at that, huh.
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Look at that, huh.
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You're lightening up
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a little bit.
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Oh, no, I was just thinking
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about kicking her.
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[Laughs]
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[Laughs]
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Oh, you guys, why does it keep
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going faster?
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'Cause we're rocking out.
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'Cause we're rocking out.
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My fingers hurt.
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Yeah, we're almost done.
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Just keep playing.
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Hey, Carla, can I see you
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for a minute?
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For a minute?
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Yeah, honey.
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Oh, oh, oh, drum solo.
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Uh, uh.
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Ooh, ah.
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[Screams]
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[Screams]
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Uh, oh.
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But I did it.
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But I did it.
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I guess I'm free now.
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I'm sorry.
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One, two, three, four!
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One, two, three, four!
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What's going on?
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Want to show you something.
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[Funky music]
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[Funky music]
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[Laughs]
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Wo--wow.
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Baby, we can't do that.
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Baby, we can't do that.
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Come on, the kids are in
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the other room, and, frankly,
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I'm surprised she could
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I'm surprised she could
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even do that.
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[Laughs]
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Oh, wait.
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I'm not saying I can't learn
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that.
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I can learn that.
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I can learn that.
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Baby, I know you can.
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Okay.
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But Keenan has been using
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this computer to look
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at this stuff.
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This?
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This?
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Yes.
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Wait, but how?
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I thought we put a filter on
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this computer.
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Yeah, we did, but obviously
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he found a way to disable it.
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He found a way to disable it.
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Are you sure he's been
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looking at this?
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Who else would be looking
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Who else would be looking
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at it?
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[Laughs]
345
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Oh, you're right.
346
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Yeah.
347
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Now, check out the time stamps.
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Now, check out the time stamps.
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5:00 A.M., 4:15 A.M., 3:00.
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He's been waking up while we're
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he's been waking up while we're
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sleeping and coming down here
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and looking at this?
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Exactly.
355
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Oh, my god.
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Whoa--okay, that is a lot
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whoa--okay, that is a lot
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of pornography.
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Okay, we need to talk to him.
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This is out of hand.
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Carla, let's figure this out
362
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first.
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Figure what out?
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Figure what out?
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Do you know how influential porn
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is on a developing mind?
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This can lead a child down
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a very dark road, Alex.
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A very dark road, Alex.
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This is a slippery slope.
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Baby, I know that.
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But why?
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Why now?
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Why now?
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And what does this amount
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of porn mean?
377
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Why?
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Because he's a boy.
379
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Why now?
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Because he's a 14-year-old boy.
381
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And what does it mean?
382
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It means he's a normal
383
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14-year-old boy.
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14-year-old boy.
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There is nothing normal about
386
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this amount of porn.
387
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We need to talk to him.
388
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Okay, but let me talk to him,
389
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Okay, but let me talk to him,
390
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okay?
391
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This is the kind of thing no boy
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wants to talk to anybody about,
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especially his mother.
394
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But, Alex, i--
395
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But, Alex, i--
396
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okay, can you turn that off?
397
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'Cause that's really
398
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distracting.
399
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Distracting.
400
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I mean, it's kind of exciting,
401
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but it's distracting too.
402
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[Laughs]
403
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Let me ask you a question.
404
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Yeah.
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When you were 14, did you
406
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When you were 14, did you
407
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ever go down to the department
408
00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,668
store, see women in bras,
409
00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:04,541
and get turned on?
410
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:04,877
Mm-mm.
411
00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,001
Now, that's the exact reason
412
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,710
Now, that's the exact reason
413
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:07,796
why I should talk to Keenan.
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Mm.
415
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I remember being a kid,
416
00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,000
and my friend Bobby had a older
417
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:12,510
and my friend Bobby had a older
418
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brother, and he would show us
419
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the dirty magazines he had.
420
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He got a kick out of blowing
421
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he got a kick out of blowing
422
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our minds.
423
00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:20,809
Did it?
424
00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:21,483
Hmm?
425
00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,060
Did it blow your mind?
426
00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:24,004
[Chuckles] Of course it did.
427
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,400
[Chuckles] Of course it did.
428
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It's the first time I saw
429
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a naked woman.
430
00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:27,939
[Laughs]
431
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And I remember what it did to
432
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me, so I know exactly what
433
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me, so I know exactly what
434
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Keenan's going through.
435
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Fine.
436
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[Sighs]
437
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[Sighs]
438
00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,123
Fine, fine.
439
00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,713
You can talk to him.
440
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But you got to tell me how it
441
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,460
but you got to tell me how it
442
00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,460
turns out, okay?
443
00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,001
[Scoffs] Of course, that goes
444
00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,634
without saying.
445
00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:48,002
Mm, god.
446
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,510
Mm, god.
447
00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,878
What?
448
00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:52,926
Do you remember when we had
449
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that talk with the twins about
450
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that talk with the twins about
451
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the birds and the bees?
452
00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:56,845
Mm.
453
00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,179
Oh, god.
454
00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,004
At the end of it, Keenan said...
455
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,310
At the end of it, Keenan said...
456
00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,981
[Chuckles]
457
00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:03,850
[Whiny voice] "Why would I wanna
458
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,936
do that?"
459
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,572
Yeah, I remember.
460
00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,989
And now here we are.
461
00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:11,998
Amazing.
462
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,110
Amazing.
463
00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:15,156
Hmm.
464
00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:16,069
You want me to go get him,
465
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,117
so you can talk to him?
466
00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:17,999
No, no, no, not now.
467
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,330
No, no, no, not now.
468
00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,619
He has a test in the morning,
469
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,372
so I want him to focus on that.
470
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,794
If we have a talk now, all he'll
471
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:23,292
be thinking about is
472
00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:24,002
the conversation.
473
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,460
The conversation.
474
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:25,040
Oh, that's smart.
475
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:25,634
Don't worry, babe.
476
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:28,878
I got this.
477
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:29,551
But, you know, uh--
478
00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:29,998
Alex.
479
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,340
Alex.
480
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,052
What?
481
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:32,631
I'm just saying.
482
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:33,085
[Laughs] Alex.
483
00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,384
It was worth a shot.
484
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,997
Yeah, it was a good shot.
485
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,220
Yeah, it was a good shot.
486
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,762
Jentry, why don't you tell your
487
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:38,925
mother how you felt when she
488
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,143
missed your dance recital?
489
00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:42,003
Go ahead.
490
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,350
Go ahead.
491
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,813
I was so devastated that I
492
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,193
completely screwed up.
493
00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:46,729
And everyone made fun of me.
494
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,002
Oh, honey, I wanted
495
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,690
Oh, honey, I wanted
496
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:49,073
to be there.
497
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,858
I really did.
498
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,321
But that was the day of that
499
00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:53,691
four-car pileup that the police
500
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:53,998
tried to blame on me.
501
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,700
Tried to blame on me.
502
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,570
Now, fortunately, I agreed to go
503
00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:59,906
out with the officer, so I got
504
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:00,002
out of going to court.
505
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,450
Out of going to court.
506
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,445
Yes, I remember uncle Colin.
507
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:04,037
Yeah.
508
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,921
I'm sorry, uncle?
509
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:06,000
Whenever my mom brought
510
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,830
Whenever my mom brought
511
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,456
a date home, I was to call
512
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,132
him uncle.
513
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,841
Crafty.
514
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:12,001
I've been telling you for
515
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,130
I've been telling you for
516
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:13,764
years, if you did a little
517
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,379
something different with your
518
00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:16,756
hair, you might get
519
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:17,932
some dates too.
520
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,720
My hair is fine the way it
521
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:20,014
is, mom.
522
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,466
Yes, it is.
523
00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:23,996
Would you talk to her?
524
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,390
Would you talk to her?
525
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,225
I can hear you.
526
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:25,729
I'm right here.
527
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:29,310
I'm just trying to help.
528
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:29,997
Just like the time in the
529
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,400
Just like the time in the
530
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,111
hospital when you woke up after
531
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,230
walking into a plate glass
532
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,357
window and said, "is that your
533
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:36,004
hair or a porcupine on your
534
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,990
hair or a porcupine on your
535
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,201
head?"
536
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,620
Well, you did have two days
537
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,238
to get your hair done.
538
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:41,995
I was hoping to regain
539
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,410
I was hoping to regain
540
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,873
consciousness to a prettier
541
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,793
sight.
542
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:46,751
Valencia.
543
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,001
Hmm?
544
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,460
Hmm?
545
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,132
Do you realize how hurtful
546
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,169
your comments are?
547
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:52,753
I can't help it.
548
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:53,997
I'm the kind of person that
549
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,590
I'm the kind of person that
550
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,382
calls things the way they are.
551
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:57,585
Especially after a few
552
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:58,215
drinks.
553
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,640
I like to unwind after
554
00:11:59,718 --> 00:11:59,998
a hard day.
555
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,350
A hard day.
556
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,060
Have you ever considered that
557
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:03,719
you might have a problem with
558
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,996
your drinking?
559
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,350
Your drinking?
560
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,394
Are you suggesting i'm
561
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:07,766
a alcoholic?
562
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:11,022
Well, I'm not.
563
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:11,995
Okay, my father was a alcoholic.
564
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,820
Okay, my father was a alcoholic.
565
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,028
I know the signs.
566
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,529
Do you ever drink alone?
567
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:18,001
Do you drink to escape your
568
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,150
do you drink to escape your
569
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,567
problems?
570
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:20,355
Do you ever drink until you
571
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:20,948
pass out?
572
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:21,781
[Laughs]
573
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,996
If it's that kind of party.
574
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,120
If it's that kind of party.
575
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:29,173
Look--look--lookee here.
576
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:29,998
I may have a active social life,
577
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,460
I may have a active social life,
578
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,382
but I'm nothing like my father.
579
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,751
No, see, I come home when
580
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:35,587
I go out.
581
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:36,001
I don't have no d.U.I.S.
582
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,210
I don't have no d.U.I.S.
583
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,468
Whoo-whoo.
584
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,969
And I never laid my hands
585
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,140
on my children.
586
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:41,998
That's a alcoholic.
587
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,220
That's a alcoholic.
588
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,014
Alcoholism has more than one
589
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,017
face, valencia.
590
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:47,999
And verbal abuse can be just as
591
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,640
and verbal abuse can be just as
592
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:51,346
bad as physical abuse.
593
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,937
You may come home, but if you're
594
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,002
drunk, then you're not present
595
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,190
drunk, then you're not present
596
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:54,733
emotionally.
597
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:55,685
And the fact that you don't have
598
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:59,034
any d.U.I.S, I mean, maybe
599
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,001
you're just lucky.
600
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,910
You're just lucky.
601
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:01,448
Wait, wait, is this
602
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,320
a intervention, 'cause I swear,
603
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:03,907
jentry--
604
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:04,741
No, no, no, no, no, no.
605
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:05,995
It's not an intervention.
606
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,160
It's not an intervention.
607
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,704
Then what do you want?
608
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:11,077
I want you to realize that
609
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:11,995
your behavior is affecting your
610
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,250
your behavior is affecting your
611
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,044
daughter.
612
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:14,416
Oh, please.
613
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,882
She's just making a mountain
614
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,091
out of a molehill.
615
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,001
Is that true?
616
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,090
Is that true?
617
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:18,632
Jentry, are you making
618
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,014
a mountain out of a molehill?
619
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,721
I don't know.
620
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:23,761
Well, is it a molehill
621
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:24,004
that you live at home
622
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,930
that you live at home
623
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,143
so that you can watch over her
624
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,734
and so that she doesn't drive
625
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:29,998
if she's had too many drinks?
626
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,650
If she's had too many drinks?
627
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,999
And you paying for this?
628
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,110
And you paying for this?
629
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,493
Mom, I want to live my own
630
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:42,000
life, and I can't, because i'm
631
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,950
life, and I can't, because i'm
632
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:47,410
too worried about you.
633
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,003
[Laughs sarcastically]
634
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000
[Laughs sarcastically]
635
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,159
You just repeating what she
636
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,077
tell you to say.
637
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,584
You know, you ain't never spoke
638
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:53,996
your own mind.
639
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,170
Your own mind.
640
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,790
That's always been your problem.
641
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:58,086
[Scoffs]
642
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,260
Wake me up when she done
643
00:13:59,338 --> 00:13:59,998
telling you what to say.
644
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,510
Telling you what to say.
645
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,003
Hey, dad, you wanted
646
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,430
Hey, dad, you wanted
647
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,012
to see me?
648
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,176
Yeah, close the door.
649
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,770
Come sit down, son.
650
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:17,653
I want to show you something.
651
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:18,001
Would you happen to know
652
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,360
would you happen to know
653
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,440
anything about this?
654
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,435
[Funky music]
655
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,066
Whoa, those are, uh--those
656
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:23,992
are naked people.
657
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:24,991
Where did you get that?
658
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:25,782
I was hoping you could
659
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:27,414
tell me.
660
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:28,661
I wish I could help you.
661
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,002
Keenan, come back here.
662
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,830
Keenan, come back here.
663
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:31,791
I know you been looking
664
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,870
at this stuff.
665
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,996
Maybe it was kaci.
666
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,170
Maybe it was kaci.
667
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,341
Alexis?
668
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,838
All right, I was looking at it.
669
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,996
Dang, this is embarrassing.
670
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,010
Dang, this is embarrassing.
671
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,175
Why?
672
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,353
You think you're the only person
673
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,771
in the world who looks at porn?
674
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,520
I don't know.
675
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,001
I mean, I wasn't trying to look
676
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,940
I mean, I wasn't trying to look
677
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:55,769
at it.
678
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:56,523
I was trying to play an online
679
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,194
game.
680
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,191
But the parental controls were
681
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,192
so strict that it wouldn't
682
00:14:59,273 --> 00:14:59,983
let me on to the site,
683
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,525
so I disabled them.
684
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,479
How did you figure out
685
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,398
the code?
686
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,995
K-k-a: Keenan, kaci, Alexis.
687
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,530
K-k-a: Keenan, kaci, Alexis.
688
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,865
Kind of obvious, dad.
689
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,000
Anyway, I just stumbled across
690
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,290
anyway, I just stumbled across
691
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:14,159
those adult sites.
692
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,156
Boy, you did more than just
693
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,167
stumble.
694
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,368
You been coming down here all
695
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:17,998
hours of the night looking at
696
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,330
hours of the night looking at
697
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,247
these sites while we were
698
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,085
sleeping.
699
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,589
Yeah.
700
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,420
Keenan, you know your mother
701
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:23,214
and I don't want you looking
702
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:23,997
at this stuff.
703
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,380
At this stuff.
704
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:25,876
Sorry.
705
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:26,876
So this should be the last
706
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,047
time I see this stuff on my
707
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,925
computer, right?
708
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:33,852
Right.
709
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:34,892
That's not what bothers me
710
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:35,995
the most, Keenan.
711
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,060
The most, Keenan.
712
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:40,193
Come sit down.
713
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,022
What worries me is what that
714
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:41,996
stuff makes you think.
715
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,030
Stuff makes you think.
716
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,818
What those people are doing,
717
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,573
it's not love; It's just sex.
718
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:47,995
And a lot of times, people get
719
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,240
and a lot of times, people get
720
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,702
the two confused, and it leads
721
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,413
to problems,
722
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,082
problems a kid your age does
723
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,949
not need.
724
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,156
All right, so I won't have
725
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,156
sex until I'm ready.
726
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,367
I'm glad to hear it,
727
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,957
but that's not the point.
728
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,542
See, when I was your age,
729
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,208
a little bit older than you,
730
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,005
I had this really great
731
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:05,999
girlfriend, and I was gonna
732
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,470
girlfriend, and I was gonna
733
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,258
take her to the prom, right?
734
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:08,972
But there was another girl who
735
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,681
asked me to go.
736
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:11,801
And I knew she was gonna fool
737
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:11,997
around, so I decided to take her
738
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,350
around, so I decided to take her
739
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,020
instead.
740
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,429
So what happened that night?
741
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:17,998
Well, she was down to fool
742
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,890
Well, she was down to fool
743
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:20,647
around, all right...
744
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:22,149
With another guy...
745
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,901
Behind the bleachers...
746
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:24,002
While I went to get her punch.
747
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,360
While I went to get her punch.
748
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,032
Mm.
749
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,651
So I broke the first
750
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:29,947
girl's heart and ruined
751
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,700
the possibility of finding out
752
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,702
what true love was.
753
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,044
Like you and mom.
754
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:35,999
Exactly.
755
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,750
Exactly.
756
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,119
Now, my wish for you is, when
757
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,955
you're ready, you find a loving,
758
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,001
real relationship,
759
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,130
real relationship,
760
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,169
not that stuff you been
761
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,962
looking at.
762
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,125
All right, I get it.
763
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,004
Good.
764
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,590
Good.
765
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,304
Now, if you excuse me, I have
766
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,995
a password to change.
767
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,180
A password to change.
768
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,223
But, out of curiosity...
769
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,386
Mm-hmm.
770
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,144
What is a good age
771
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,995
to have sex?
772
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,150
To have sex?
773
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,348
When you are old enough to
774
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,308
handle the consequences...
775
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,998
Like babies, s.T.D.S, even more
776
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,980
like babies, s.T.D.S, even more
777
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,107
importantly, the emotions that
778
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,703
are connected with sex.
779
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,000
Got it.
780
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,950
Got it.
781
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:15,121
Good.
782
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,000
Oh, and, uh, by the way,
783
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,120
Oh, and, uh, by the way,
784
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,833
don't make the password mom's
785
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:20,963
birthday.
786
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:23,999
Damn.
787
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,130
Damn.
788
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:24,999
It's not like you have
789
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,495
anything to worry about, 'cause
790
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,968
I got it, dad.
791
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:34,338
My man.
792
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,998
Ah, but, Keenan, you know,
793
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,010
ah, but, Keenan, you know,
794
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:36,676
you're still grounded for
795
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,064
sneaking down here and breaking
796
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,020
into my computer.
797
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,999
Oh, man!
798
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,560
Oh, man!
799
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:46,233
Hey.
800
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,995
Hi there, jentry, come on in.
801
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,730
Hi there, jentry, come on in.
802
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:49,687
Sit down.
803
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:50,107
Thank you.
804
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,164
So how ya doing?
805
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:53,998
[Sighs] Everything is
806
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,200
[Sighs] Everything is
807
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,332
awesome.
808
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,948
Mom and I had a long talk after
809
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,495
our last session, and now she's
810
00:17:59,578 --> 00:17:59,998
in rehab.
811
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,290
In rehab.
812
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,790
Oh, that's great.
813
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:02,332
So how are you doing?
814
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,754
I'm...
815
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:06,004
[Voice breaks] Happy.
816
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,710
[Voice breaks] Happy.
817
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:07,134
I'm happy.
818
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,211
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
819
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,006
I'm gonna go out on a limb
820
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:11,998
and guess that that's not true.
821
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,550
And guess that that's not true.
822
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,183
What's wrong with me?
823
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,178
I thought that when my mom got
824
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,679
help, everything would be fine,
825
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,002
but I'm still not happy.
826
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,600
But I'm still not happy.
827
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,220
Why do you think that is?
828
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,096
Isn't that what I'm paying
829
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,232
you for, to help me figure
830
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:22,138
it out?
831
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,996
Come on, jentry.
832
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,480
Come on, jentry.
833
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:25,941
This isn't my journey.
834
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,191
It's yours.
835
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,002
But I can help you get there.
836
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,150
But I can help you get there.
837
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,244
Last time you were here,
838
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,318
it sounded like you blamed
839
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,203
your mom for all the negative
840
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,949
things going on in your life.
841
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,031
Because it's true.
842
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,155
Jentry, the reality is that
843
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:41,452
alcoholism is a family disease,
844
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:41,997
so it doesn't just affect
845
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,580
so it doesn't just affect
846
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:43,583
the drinker.
847
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,754
Now you got to learn how to be
848
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:45,792
happy whether your mom is sober
849
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:46,674
or not.
850
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,750
And don't get me wrong, okay?
851
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:47,995
Your mom is responsible for
852
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,250
your mom is responsible for
853
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:51,707
a lot of what's going on in
854
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,717
your life psychologically, but
855
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:53,999
now you got to focus on undoing
856
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,090
now you got to focus on undoing
857
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,845
the damage, so that you can
858
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,218
enjoy your life.
859
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,004
But how?
860
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,010
But how?
861
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,098
Well, you want to look
862
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,982
at your life like a--
863
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,000
like a gunfight in the old west.
864
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,270
Like a gunfight in the old west.
865
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,194
You know, like your problems are
866
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,233
the bad guys, and you are not
867
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:11,996
gonna let your problems control
868
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,990
gonna let your problems control
869
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,438
you, right?
870
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,318
Right.
871
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,534
So come on, and get up
872
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,113
with me.
873
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:17,997
Come on.
874
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,830
Come on.
875
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:20,988
Okay, so--
876
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:23,786
[grunts]
877
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:24,001
Hey, problem.
878
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,250
Hey, problem.
879
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,330
You callin' me out?
880
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,287
[Giggles]
881
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:29,876
I want you to do it.
882
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,000
Come on.
883
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,710
Come on.
884
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:33,134
Oh.
885
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:33,553
Hey, problem.
886
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,010
Mm-hmm.
887
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:35,590
Callin' me out?
888
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:36,004
Yeah, jentry.
889
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,260
Yeah, jentry.
890
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,391
What are you, a yeller-belly
891
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,758
who can't deal with me?
892
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:40,795
What you gonna do?
893
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:41,998
What you gonna do?
894
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,310
What you gonna do?
895
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,219
What do I say?
896
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,927
Well, I don't know,
897
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:45,477
but you are in control.
898
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,189
You're in control, right?
899
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:47,999
Right.
900
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,020
Right.
901
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:48,733
So I want you to use that
902
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:49,732
attitude going forward.
903
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:50,313
Now, so you ready?
904
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:50,607
Yeah.
905
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:51,819
Yeah.
906
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:52,399
Yeah.
907
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:52,692
Yeah.
908
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:53,944
Yeah!
909
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:57,106
[Both imitating gunshots]
910
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:57,775
[Imitating machine gun fire]
911
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,413
[Laughs]
912
00:19:59,489 --> 00:19:59,999
Okay, so now we gonna get some
913
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,820
okay, so now we gonna get some
914
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:01,448
sit down so we can continue
915
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,833
our session.
916
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,580
Come on, jentry.
917
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,001
[Giggles]
918
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,580
[Giggles]
919
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:07,413
That's what I'm talking about.
920
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,287
You can put your guns away.
921
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,471
See you, guys.
922
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:17,548
Have fun at the gym.
923
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,003
Hey, thanks.
924
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,130
Hey, thanks.
925
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:18,836
Tell your mom we'll be back
926
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,586
later.
927
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:21,257
Gonna pump some iron
928
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:21,595
with dad.
929
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,348
What are we hitting today?
930
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,000
Chest and back.
931
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,350
Chest and back.
932
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,272
Got to get everything right
933
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,980
and tight for the ladies.
934
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,001
See ya.
935
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,650
See ya.
936
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,149
Guys.
937
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:35,860
Don't objectify us.
938
00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:40,460
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