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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,708 --> 00:00:21,708 Gonna throw up? 2 00:00:28,083 --> 00:00:29,541 Just give me two seconds. 3 00:00:45,916 --> 00:00:47,833 This can't be your first, surely. 4 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,125 No, but I know her. 5 00:00:53,583 --> 00:00:55,083 Well, knew her, that is. 6 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:58,291 We were in the same class at primary school. 7 00:00:59,458 --> 00:01:00,833 You two dated for a while, was it? 8 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,833 - Wh... No, no, no. - No. 9 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:11,041 She was always so careful. I don't understand how she ended up here. 10 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:13,958 Certainly looks like it was a natural death. 11 00:01:17,833 --> 00:01:18,833 Out here? 12 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:22,583 Yeah. 13 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:25,291 People walk straight across this field as a shortcut. 14 00:01:26,041 --> 00:01:27,708 Do you think it's a little strange? 15 00:01:28,416 --> 00:01:32,583 It's just so frustrating, sending 'em for an autopsy on "a little strange." 16 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:36,041 Blows the budget, you know? But... 17 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:39,458 - Dead young woman in a field. - We don't have a choice. 18 00:01:43,041 --> 00:01:44,541 When's the ambulance due? 19 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:48,958 What do you think it'll do, Reinert? 20 00:01:49,041 --> 00:01:51,750 - Transportation... - You watch too many films, don't you? 21 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:54,875 In films, the ambulance comes to pick up the bodies. 22 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,083 They even use blue lights, as if it's a matter of life or death. 23 00:01:59,666 --> 00:02:01,166 It's too late. They're dead. 24 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:05,208 Yeah, but who's going to deal with her, then? 25 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:10,500 HALLANGEN FUNERAL AGENCY 26 00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:11,583 Two. 27 00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:14,958 Three. Hm. 28 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:17,958 Three. That's three behind the counter. 29 00:02:18,916 --> 00:02:22,083 - What about the blue one? - Yes, the blue one's there. 30 00:02:22,166 --> 00:02:23,708 Fine, good. Okay. 31 00:02:23,791 --> 00:02:25,791 Plus 30... 32 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:27,750 Good. Plus six. 33 00:02:27,833 --> 00:02:30,708 39. There are 39 urns here upstairs. 34 00:02:30,791 --> 00:02:32,500 39? And then check... 35 00:02:33,166 --> 00:02:34,916 - What about the caskets, then? - Yep. 36 00:02:40,916 --> 00:02:43,166 And here, we have... 37 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:46,250 One, two... We have five of casket number 21. 38 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,583 Five... Hold on. Five 21s. 39 00:02:49,791 --> 00:02:53,000 And then we have one mahogany-stain cherry wood special. 40 00:02:53,833 --> 00:02:55,458 So Christmas is safe, then. 41 00:02:56,916 --> 00:02:59,375 But no one dies here in Skarnes. 42 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:02,500 Hm? 43 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:06,500 - Police time. - Ah. 44 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:08,625 Uh-huh! Right? 45 00:03:08,708 --> 00:03:09,833 Aah! 46 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:13,500 - Yes, this is... - Yeah. Yes, of course. 47 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:16,833 This is Hallangen Funeral Agency, and you're speaking to Arvid. 48 00:03:18,125 --> 00:03:19,375 Finally! 49 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:26,083 ♪ Og det er manda' morra blues... ♪ 50 00:03:26,666 --> 00:03:28,541 Hm? Yep. Ah... ♪ Manda' ♪ 51 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,000 - ♪ Morra blues... ♪ - Hm? 52 00:03:32,666 --> 00:03:34,833 ♪ Tømmer kaffekoppen ♪ 53 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:37,791 ♪ Legger på en snus... ♪ Yes, thank you. 54 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:41,541 ♪ Til manda' morra blues... ♪ 55 00:03:45,791 --> 00:03:46,958 Hm? 56 00:03:49,416 --> 00:03:52,083 The funeral agency cannot pick up 57 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:53,583 Live Hallangen. 58 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:54,791 Why'd you say that? 59 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:59,208 Hallangen Funeral Agency. 60 00:04:00,583 --> 00:04:02,125 Live Hallangen. 61 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:08,333 Even though it's your sister we are picking up... 62 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:11,583 a funeral agent navigates life like a swan. 63 00:04:12,958 --> 00:04:16,083 Controlled and elegant on the surface, while at the... 64 00:04:16,166 --> 00:04:19,916 While at the same time, the legs are working fast as hell. I know that. 65 00:04:22,041 --> 00:04:23,333 Hm. 66 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:55,250 Odd. Remember. 67 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:59,791 One, and two... three. 68 00:05:17,041 --> 00:05:18,041 Let's see, then. 69 00:05:19,416 --> 00:05:22,250 So. Found in a field on the outskirts of Skarnes. 70 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:24,791 Know what they used to say about Skarnes? 71 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:26,916 - No. - In the '90s, they used to say, 72 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 if you're gonna kill someone, do it in Skarnes. 73 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:31,500 - Why? - Because the police were lazy. 74 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:33,166 - Or are lazy? - Huh. 75 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,500 I see no signs of superficial damages, 76 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:38,500 no trauma to the upper body, the legs or the head. 77 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:39,583 Oh. 78 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:42,166 I hate to say it, but this looks like a natural death. 79 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:44,125 Of a female in her early 30s? 80 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:48,458 A mild illness, a sudden seizure, blood clot caused by birth control pills, 81 00:05:48,541 --> 00:05:51,291 - or maybe an overdose. - Yeah. But we're still... 82 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:53,250 Obviously, we'll still do the autopsy. 83 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:55,208 - It is our job, after all. - Hmm. 84 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,583 It costs half a year's budget 85 00:05:57,666 --> 00:06:00,500 for these little sheriff's offices to send bodies for an autopsy. 86 00:06:00,583 --> 00:06:03,083 So the Skarnes police become known for how they... 87 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:04,250 Huh. 88 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:06,416 - What? - That's strange. 89 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,500 What? 90 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:09,958 Bleeding from the deceased, post mortem. 91 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:12,458 - What? - Yes, look. 92 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:14,750 Oh. 93 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:18,208 What? 94 00:06:18,291 --> 00:06:20,250 Nothing. It's just strange, that's all. 95 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:22,250 - That's what I said. - So what? 96 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,291 It's not like me writing "That's strange" 97 00:06:24,375 --> 00:06:27,333 is stealing your brilliant observation that it was strange. 98 00:06:28,666 --> 00:06:30,386 You gonna continue? 99 00:06:30,416 --> 00:06:33,536 - Or is it a little strange for you? - No, it's not too strange for me. 100 00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:36,875 Good. Then we declare Live Hallangen open 101 00:06:38,416 --> 00:06:41,875 Then we declare Live Hallangen... 102 00:06:42,541 --> 00:06:43,583 ...open. 103 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:50,458 - Oh... - Uh... 104 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,500 What the hell? 105 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:57,833 Aaah! 106 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:03,083 A NETFLIX SERIES 107 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:33,583 POST MORTEM: NO ONE DIES IN SKARNES 108 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,208 HALLANGEN FUNERAL AGENCY 109 00:08:14,125 --> 00:08:15,500 Hello, this is Arvid. 110 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:19,458 Yes, hi. Are you Live Hallangen's closest relative? 111 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:22,291 - Yes. Yes, I am. - Yeah, listen, uh... 112 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:25,041 It's a little hard to explain what has happened here, 113 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:27,708 uh, if it's a routine error or a miracle. 114 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:30,625 She's not dead. She woke up at forensics, 115 00:08:30,708 --> 00:08:32,875 and has been transferred for observation... 116 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:40,375 Fuck. 117 00:09:10,291 --> 00:09:11,291 Odd? 118 00:09:12,791 --> 00:09:14,250 - Hi. - Hi. 119 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:16,083 Hi. 120 00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:18,583 What's so funny? 121 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:20,541 Yeah. 122 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:29,000 What are we doing here? 123 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:32,108 You don't remember? 124 00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:36,458 Hi, Live. 125 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:38,208 Hi. 126 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:41,125 - So, you're awake. - Yeah. 127 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:42,958 - How are you feeling? - Yeah... 128 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,291 - Tip-top. - Would you look up for me? 129 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:54,583 - Yeah. - What have you got to check? 130 00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:57,208 You were dead. 131 00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:59,125 Or we thought you were dead. 132 00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:01,250 Huh? 133 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:04,541 Yeah, some joggers found you in the field by the old barn, and then... 134 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:06,291 they called the police, 135 00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:10,541 then the police put in the call to us, and we came and... 136 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:13,625 had to collect you, then we took you to pathology 137 00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:15,750 and you woke up on the dissecting table. 138 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:20,750 Came... Came to collect? What are you talking about? 139 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:22,208 What, you and Papa? 140 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,166 I mean, who else? 141 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:29,041 So, just as Odd said, you were found in a field, and, uh... 142 00:10:29,916 --> 00:10:32,083 we think you must have had some kind of seizure, 143 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:33,666 perhaps while you were out walking. 144 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:37,958 Do you happen to remember if you were out walking? 145 00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:43,916 Um... 146 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,083 No. 147 00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:47,458 I guess that was yesterday? 148 00:10:48,041 --> 00:10:50,500 - Uh, or was it? - On Thursday evening. 149 00:10:51,666 --> 00:10:52,666 What's today, then? 150 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:57,000 Today is Monday. 151 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:08,083 How could you possibly think that I was dead? 152 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:13,916 Medically speaking, it can occur because of hypothermia, that's a sort of cooling. 153 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,958 It can cause suspended animation. 154 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:21,833 With hypothermia, the body temperature falls drastically, 155 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:25,500 and all the bodily functions, the cellular metabolism, slows down a lot. 156 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,291 It can be life-threatening. The heart can stop. 157 00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:31,541 We've had cases where the heart stopped for seven hours, 158 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:32,791 in the most serious cases. 159 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:37,000 Hey, Odd. Can you go and tell Judith and Reinert that Live is awake, yeah? 160 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,458 - Yeah. - They're waiting in the cafeteria. 161 00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:40,666 - All good, yeah. - Great. 162 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:43,541 - Could you get me a drink? - Yep. 163 00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:51,708 - Hello? - Papa? 164 00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,541 - Hi, Odd. - She's awake now. 165 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:57,708 Hmm. Is she... different? 166 00:11:57,791 --> 00:11:59,583 She seems great, actually. 167 00:11:59,666 --> 00:12:01,708 A little tired, of course, but, um... 168 00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,333 You can come now, she's fine. 169 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:07,125 - Hmm. No. - No, or... 170 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:09,458 - Or yes? - I'll see you at home. 171 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:12,250 - See you at home, then. - Yes. 172 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:13,416 - Bye. - Yeah, okay. 173 00:12:15,791 --> 00:12:17,000 Huh. 174 00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:20,427 For a while, I'd like you to come for check-ups, if you wouldn't mind. 175 00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:22,500 So we can take blood tests and keep an eye on you. 176 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:24,041 Yeah, absolutely. Uh... 177 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:26,833 Yeah, but it still doesn't make any sense. 178 00:12:26,916 --> 00:12:28,166 What is wrong with me? 179 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:29,750 Oh, it's nothing. 180 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,458 All your tests are absolutely fine. 181 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:36,125 So if you're up for it, you can be discharged today. 182 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,291 Yeah... 183 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,375 Only if you feel ready, that is. 184 00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:47,666 Where are you going? 185 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,875 To find the chocolate machine, of course. 186 00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:54,791 Hmm. Yeah, it was a bit of a shock, of course, but, you know... 187 00:12:58,333 --> 00:12:59,916 - Hey, you. - Hey. 188 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,875 The police want a chat with you, so I'll be in your room, yeah? 189 00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:03,958 Yeah. 190 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:06,250 - Hi, there. - Bunkering up for the winter? 191 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:07,958 - Don't you want a couple more? - Um... 192 00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:09,541 Life is often proved to be too short 193 00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,541 to choose just one chocolate. 194 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,083 Have you got five minutes? 195 00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:19,416 - Yeah... - Yeah. 196 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:30,666 I have your clothing for you. From the pathology lab. 197 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:31,875 Yeah, ta. 198 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,375 Yes, well. You must allow us to be clear. We apologise for the situation. 199 00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:41,166 Let's not forget, we are responsible.. 200 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,500 For sending me for an autopsy 201 00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:46,291 when strictly speaking, I wasn't as dead as one should be when they're sent there? 202 00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:49,083 Well, in our defence, you looked very dead. 203 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,166 Very. 204 00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:53,875 What we wanted to say now is... 205 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,250 What it is, you see... 206 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:58,916 As you know, the press will want to make a case out of this, right? 207 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,375 - The local paper? - No. The whole shebang. 208 00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:05,250 TV 2, NRK. They want to make a sensational case out of this little business. 209 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:09,833 Yeah. "Police send living girl for an autopsy and to be buried... 210 00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:11,708 by her own family." 211 00:14:11,791 --> 00:14:13,375 - Ahem! - Or something. 212 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:14,458 Pfft. 213 00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:17,458 - Isn't that exactly what you did? - Yeah. 214 00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:18,541 - Uh, no. - No. 215 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:22,791 - Mm-hm. - Don't forget, 216 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,916 we were only trying to take care of you the whole time, Live. 217 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,791 I mean, she seems angry with me now. 218 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,041 Mmm. - I mean, you know? 219 00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:40,333 No? 220 00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:44,750 I just felt there was a negative energy between us. 221 00:14:46,791 --> 00:14:48,250 Fuck, man. 222 00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:02,333 So how long did it take before, uh... 223 00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:05,708 Papa started making funeral arrangements? 224 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:12,666 Picking flowers, measuring caskets? And what was he going to play? 225 00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:15,583 "You Raise Me Up," was his decision. 226 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,458 That's not funny. 227 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,875 Not trying to be. I'm talking about a funeral. 228 00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:24,875 Imagine... 229 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:27,375 ♪ You raise me up ♪ 230 00:15:27,916 --> 00:15:31,583 ♪ So I can stand on mountains ♪ 231 00:15:32,791 --> 00:15:35,250 - ♪ You raise me up... ♪ - Oh, Odd! 232 00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:40,875 - ♪ To walk on stormy seas... ♪ - Aah! Odd! 233 00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:43,041 ♪ I'm strong ♪ 234 00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:47,000 - ♪ When I am on your shoulders ♪ - That's enough! 235 00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:49,958 I guess it's lucky that I didn't die. That would've been horrific. 236 00:15:50,541 --> 00:15:51,708 Wouldn't it? 237 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:55,416 Then it goes, like... 238 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,375 Key change! 239 00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:59,333 ♪ You raise me up ♪ 240 00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:04,041 ♪ So I can stand on mountains ♪ 241 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,993 Gosh, looks like a right mess. 242 00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:12,583 Hah! 243 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:14,041 - For fuck's sake! - Careful! 244 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,041 I'll just go up to Papa to say hi. 245 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,125 Do that. 246 00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,208 Papa? 247 00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:25,625 Papa? 248 00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:31,375 Papa? 249 00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:43,666 What's going on? 250 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:48,916 Hmm... I think he just feels pretty bad because he didn't realise you were alive. 251 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,458 You know, he's been doing this for a while, 252 00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:56,041 but he's used to picking up dead people. 253 00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:59,166 He's not used to them coming back. 254 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,041 No. I guess.. 255 00:17:02,791 --> 00:17:04,583 - Hello. - Hi, dear. 256 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,375 - No, I'm good. Oh. - I've got it. 257 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,267 Thanks. 258 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:13,833 - Hello. - Hi, darling. 259 00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:20,416 - Hi. - Hi. It's so good to see you. 260 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,916 Gosh. Is there any wine left for anyone else in town, do you reckon? 261 00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:27,958 No. Um... 262 00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:32,666 When they've died and come back, only then is it their turn to get the wine. 263 00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:38,833 They can't drink our... 264 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,458 CHLOROFORM 265 00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:11,708 - Odd? - Yeah? 266 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,291 You sure you didn't find my jewellery 267 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,291 - that I mentioned, then? - Yeah. 268 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,500 I'm pretty sure we didn't find your necklace, 269 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:21,708 or your telephone charger, or headphones. 270 00:18:21,791 --> 00:18:25,125 Yeah, well, I don't always go around with my charger and headphones. 271 00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,916 Are you eating chocolate before dinner? 272 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,375 Odd, I've just come back from the dead, and I'll do whatever I want to. 273 00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:32,541 Yes, but Rose is about to cook a whole moose. 274 00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,333 You big kid. 275 00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:36,541 You're a big kid. 276 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,976 I'm not the one who's 32 and living in my childhood bedroom. 277 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,958 No, you're the one that keeps insisting that I don't move away. 278 00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,208 Shall I go up and get Papa? 279 00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:55,291 No, my God, he's probably coming soon. 280 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:58,541 Everyone at work says hi. They're really glad to hear the news, Live. 281 00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:01,708 They're all really glad that you're... not dead. 282 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,458 That's so lovely to hear. 283 00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,166 Hi. 284 00:19:11,791 --> 00:19:12,791 There you are. 285 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:20,000 Papa, everything's fine. 286 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,916 Is it just me, or is it really dark in here? 287 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,083 Almost there. 288 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:35,125 [hissing and crackling[ 289 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:45,916 - And dinner is served. - No, thanks, I'm not hungry. 290 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:50,916 Papa? 291 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,333 Sorry, I need some fresh air. 292 00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:58,333 Um... 293 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:01,208 Yeah. 294 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:04,458 Hm. 295 00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:07,541 Hm. 296 00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:33,541 There are all sorts of reactions that just seem strange. 297 00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:36,000 Well, rather special circumstances caused this. 298 00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,458 She woke up on an autopsy table. 299 00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:40,184 - It's not strange she has trouble... - Yes, but doesn't she seem... 300 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:43,458 - ...different? - She was in suspended animation! 301 00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:46,125 - But she seems... - Of course. 302 00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:49,125 - Of course she does. - But don't you think... 303 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,750 ...she seems strange? 304 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,353 - I agree. But... - It doesn't seem like you agree. 305 00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:55,416 - You're not listening to me. - Okay. Can... 306 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,809 - ...end this conversation... - I don't... 307 00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:00,625 Okay, fine, but I think we shoud... 308 00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:04,500 - It's stressful for everyone. - Oh, Jesus. She can't hear us. 309 00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,625 - No. But it's still... - Okay... 310 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:06,083 By the time you hear this, I will be dead. 311 00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:08,750 For good, this time. 312 00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:11,375 I have really tried, 313 00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:12,875 for you... 314 00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:14,750 and for the children, 315 00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:16,916 but I have no other choice. 316 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,958 Take care of yourself. 317 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:26,291 And you have to take care of our children, Arvid. 318 00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:29,875 Should you ever see my darkness in Live... 319 00:23:30,916 --> 00:23:32,583 You have to keep an eye on her. 320 00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:35,916 Look for the change that you saw in me. 321 00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:45,208 You have to keep an eye on her. 322 00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:48,541 Look for the change that you saw in me. 323 00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:54,916 POLICE 324 00:24:01,583 --> 00:24:02,666 Hello! 325 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,541 Reinert! 326 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:17,750 - What's happened? Are you okay? - Someone tried to kill me. 327 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:21,625 - What, now? - Not now! By the barn. Where you found me. 328 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:24,541 I'm starting to remember. 329 00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:26,583 Someone attacked me. 330 00:24:31,083 --> 00:24:34,083 - Uh... Okay. - You're not going to do something? 331 00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:39,458 I think you need some rest, yeah? 332 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,333 Live. 333 00:24:47,625 --> 00:24:51,000 - Live. Wait there. - For what? You don't believe me. 334 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:54,083 No, it's not that. It's not that. It's just, you weren't injured. 335 00:24:54,166 --> 00:24:57,458 The doctors didn't find a sign of you being attacked, did they? Huh? 336 00:24:57,541 --> 00:25:01,541 I don't have any explanation for this. I just know what I'm starting to remember. 337 00:25:02,041 --> 00:25:03,208 - Right. - Even if you... 338 00:25:03,291 --> 00:25:04,708 - you think I'm absurd. - No. 339 00:25:05,125 --> 00:25:07,083 No. No, I absolutely don't, Live. 340 00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:28,333 Have a nice evening, yeah? I mean, considering the circumstances. 341 00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:32,791 They took a necklace off me. 342 00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:34,625 Who? 343 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:36,958 No, I don't know who they were. 344 00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:39,166 But I... 345 00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:41,125 know I had my necklace on me. 346 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:43,583 And Mum's old wedding ring, 347 00:25:43,666 --> 00:25:45,833 that I wear all the time, without exception. 348 00:25:46,833 --> 00:25:48,000 But now it's gone. 349 00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:52,125 The most important thing, though, you're safe now. Yeah? Hmm? 350 00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:57,000 The most important thing is that it doesn't happen again, isn't it? 351 00:25:58,458 --> 00:25:59,458 Hmm. 352 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,458 - Good night. - Hmm. 353 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:25,583 Where have you been? 354 00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:27,750 Uh... 355 00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:30,625 - Well, I... - Are you feeling all right? 356 00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:34,625 Hmm. 357 00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:37,083 Okay. 358 00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:39,250 The man who followed you home... 359 00:26:40,541 --> 00:26:42,541 - Yeah? - Yes, was that Reinert? 360 00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:44,708 Yeah. 361 00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:47,875 How's Reinert doing? 362 00:26:48,791 --> 00:26:51,625 Uh... Well, I suppose. I didn't especially ask him. 363 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:53,583 Huh. 364 00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:57,833 - Papa? - Hm? 365 00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:01,041 What's going on? 366 00:27:03,541 --> 00:27:06,333 Would have been nice to have seen you at least once in hospital, 367 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,833 after you had driven me to the autopsy, you know? 368 00:27:08,916 --> 00:27:10,000 Huh... 369 00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:15,125 You didn't even look me in the eye when I came home. 370 00:27:16,958 --> 00:27:17,958 Excuse me. 371 00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:19,666 I'm sorry. 372 00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:42,875 ♪ Se Norges blomsterdal ♪ 373 00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:45,875 ♪ Farvel, du kvalme fangekrog ♪ 374 00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:48,333 ♪ Den vilde graneskog ♪ 375 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:51,250 ♪ Er nu så dejlig sval ♪ 376 00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:54,625 ♪ Tra-la-la-la, la-la ♪ 377 00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:57,625 ♪ Ja, lysteligt det er i Nord ♪ 378 00:27:57,708 --> 00:27:59,708 ♪ Blandt fjeld og li og fjord ♪ 379 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:03,125 ♪ Blandt fjeld og li og fjord... ♪ 380 00:28:04,375 --> 00:28:05,375 Odd? 381 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:06,625 Live? 382 00:28:06,708 --> 00:28:09,625 ♪ Ja, lysteligt det er i Nord ♪ 383 00:28:09,708 --> 00:28:11,625 ♪ Blandt fjeld og li og fjord... ♪ 384 00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:12,833 What are you doing? 385 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,916 I'm attempting to get rid of the smell of a man 386 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,166 who lay on some heating cables for a couple of weeks before coming to us. 387 00:28:19,250 --> 00:28:21,500 I laid him here. 388 00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:25,000 Then that piece of shit conked out, stuff started running down on him, 389 00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:28,708 which ended up on the floor, and now the stench is stuck under the bloody lino. 390 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,708 Four months ago, but, uh... 391 00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:34,041 ...he's still with us. 392 00:28:34,125 --> 00:28:35,291 The lingering smell, anyway. 393 00:28:53,541 --> 00:28:55,291 I don't understand what's the matter. 394 00:28:55,375 --> 00:28:57,333 It's not always easy to understand him. 395 00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:00,500 But, uh... you know what he's like. 396 00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:04,541 How it is in this line of work. You can't be too oversensitive, otherwise, 397 00:29:04,625 --> 00:29:07,291 - then you just won't handle it. - Oversensitive? 398 00:29:07,375 --> 00:29:08,625 - Him? - Huh. 399 00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:11,083 It's not that. No, he's completely weird. 400 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:14,208 He hasn't even asked anything. 401 00:29:14,291 --> 00:29:17,583 He obviously doesn't care. But he's desperate to hear how Reinert's doing. 402 00:29:17,666 --> 00:29:18,666 Reinert? 403 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:21,916 Yes! He followed me home from the police station earlier. 404 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000 The first thing Papa says to me is, "How's Reinert doing?" 405 00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:26,916 What were you doing at the police station? 406 00:29:27,541 --> 00:29:30,061 - Are you okay? Nothing's happened? - No, I was just walking by. 407 00:29:30,125 --> 00:29:32,291 - Oh, yeah? - Saw he was standing there. 408 00:29:33,958 --> 00:29:36,583 He's relieved I'm not dead, and I'm still alive. 409 00:29:36,666 --> 00:29:38,958 Or he'd be forced to start a full-on murder investigation. 410 00:29:39,041 --> 00:29:41,916 Oh, Reinert would have loved a murder investigation in Skarnes. 411 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,250 Believe me. 412 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,250 But who would want to do that anyway? Kill me? 413 00:29:56,291 --> 00:29:59,666 I haven't done anything, not one thing, not ever, 414 00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:02,833 that would make someone hate me so much. 415 00:30:15,958 --> 00:30:17,208 I've lived... 416 00:30:18,541 --> 00:30:19,833 an average life. 417 00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:28,125 So if someone really was attempting to kill me, 418 00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:31,333 I must have been a random victim or something, don't you think? 419 00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:38,125 Yeah, I think you ought to, for your own good, 420 00:30:38,208 --> 00:30:40,625 cut down on your true crime podcasts from now on. 421 00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:42,750 Hmm? 422 00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:49,041 Hey, police did say that they couldn't find anything criminal, didn't they? 423 00:30:50,541 --> 00:30:51,541 Yeah. 424 00:30:52,125 --> 00:30:55,500 Wasn't it just one of those weird accidents, a little seizure or something? 425 00:30:57,791 --> 00:30:58,791 Yeah. 426 00:30:59,666 --> 00:31:01,250 - Probably was, yeah. - Yeah. 427 00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:04,250 Hm. 428 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:09,000 Aah! 429 00:31:10,375 --> 00:31:11,500 Double death? 430 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,750 - You were scared! - No. 431 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,833 Yeah, you were, I saw you. 432 00:31:17,916 --> 00:31:19,596 You're not that good an actor. 433 00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:23,750 Yeah, but you know, there's something to be said for these near-death experiences. 434 00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:26,375 Something that makes you think, you know, what you have 435 00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:28,916 - and what you don't have in your life. - Mmm. 436 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,541 Like a job, or family, friends, deadly enemies. 437 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,250 That kind of thing. 438 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:38,333 I almost wish there was a killer on the loose in Skarnes. 439 00:31:39,541 --> 00:31:42,250 - You'd have something to do, at least. - My point. 440 00:31:53,625 --> 00:31:54,625 Live? 441 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:56,250 Yeah? 442 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,250 Would you come in here for a bit? 443 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:41,625 Odd. 444 00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:43,541 What is it? 445 00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:45,583 - I mean, fuck that! - What is it? 446 00:32:45,666 --> 00:32:48,208 - You've just been working. - Yeah, but I scrubbed myself. 447 00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:50,541 Yes, but you smell of AntiBac and formaldehyde. 448 00:32:50,625 --> 00:32:52,375 That's no better, is it? 449 00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:54,541 - AntiBac is no better than a corpse? - No. 450 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:57,166 - I disagree. - No, it's not. 451 00:32:57,250 --> 00:32:58,916 Hmm-hmm-hmm! 452 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,750 No, don't even think about doing that now. 453 00:33:01,833 --> 00:33:04,125 - You stink! - I'll sleep on the sofa. 454 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:06,958 You will shower, 455 00:33:07,041 --> 00:33:08,583 as I am ovulating. 456 00:33:11,208 --> 00:33:13,708 It's all right. It's all right. 457 00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:18,083 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 458 00:33:18,958 --> 00:33:20,291 I'm sorry. 459 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:22,750 I'm sorry. 460 00:33:44,708 --> 00:33:45,833 Shit. 461 00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:47,416 Ready... 462 00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:10,625 Papa? 463 00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:13,500 Uh... Yeah? 464 00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:15,708 - Hi. - Hi. 465 00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:17,583 What are you doing? 466 00:34:17,666 --> 00:34:21,791 I'm heading down to the crematorium to tidy up the equipment store. 467 00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:26,083 I can't sleep when I know those candlesticks haven't been polished. 468 00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:29,333 - Okay. Drive safely, then. - Yeah. 469 00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:37,000 Hmm. 470 00:34:45,791 --> 00:34:47,291 Ooh-la-la! 471 00:34:49,458 --> 00:34:51,333 - Now you smell good. - Thanks. 472 00:34:51,416 --> 00:34:53,166 Very good, actually. Mmm. 473 00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:01,250 What is it? 474 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,708 I wonder if I really should have gone with Papa. 475 00:35:05,791 --> 00:35:07,958 - You're thinking about Arvid now? - Mm-hm. 476 00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:08,875 Odd! 477 00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:11,958 Those candlesticks are normally up to me. Tell me, honestly. 478 00:35:12,916 --> 00:35:14,625 Do you think he was having a dig? 479 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,833 It's too late, anyway. He's leaving. 480 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,208 So bloody typical of him that he can't wait until morning. 481 00:35:32,291 --> 00:35:35,791 - Then, I wouldn't mind doing them. - I know. You're right, he's thoughtless. 482 00:35:35,875 --> 00:35:37,458 - Shall we fuck? - Yeah, yeah. 483 00:35:38,625 --> 00:35:40,333 He's already left, so... 484 00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:27,208 Help! Please, help! 485 00:36:27,291 --> 00:36:28,375 Help! 486 00:36:31,375 --> 00:36:32,625 Help me! 487 00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:37,500 Help! 488 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,416 Help me! 489 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:51,708 Help! 490 00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:55,333 Will somebody help me get out of here? 491 00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:01,791 Help! Help! 492 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,625 Help! 493 00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:24,333 Help! 494 00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:27,375 Help! Help! 495 00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:35,416 Help! 496 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,500 Help! 497 00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:39,416 Help! Help! 498 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,708 Papa? 499 00:39:02,416 --> 00:39:04,750 It was you who... Oh! 500 00:39:05,416 --> 00:39:07,458 No. No, it wasn't me. 501 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,875 And I don't know who killed you that day. 502 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:13,541 You were dead. 503 00:39:14,833 --> 00:39:18,791 And then, when you woke up again, then there was no other choice. 504 00:39:19,416 --> 00:39:20,583 I had to do it... 505 00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:23,625 for your own sake. 506 00:39:27,583 --> 00:39:28,833 For my own sake? 507 00:39:28,916 --> 00:39:31,125 If only you knew what Madeleine had to go through... 508 00:39:31,208 --> 00:39:32,541 - If only... - How dare you? 509 00:39:32,625 --> 00:39:36,958 - What does Mum have to do with this? - I didn't stop it, or help Madeleine! 510 00:39:39,541 --> 00:39:41,541 Papa. You're sick. 511 00:39:42,541 --> 00:39:45,500 Come home with me to the apartment, and I'll show you. 512 00:39:46,666 --> 00:39:48,291 And then you will understand... 513 00:39:48,875 --> 00:39:49,875 that you are not... 514 00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:51,583 what you believe you are. 515 00:40:10,125 --> 00:40:11,725 - Odd... - Have you seen my phone? 516 00:40:11,791 --> 00:40:14,000 - No! - Oh, it's charging. 517 00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:16,958 - I just fell asleep. - If someone calls early, it's work. 518 00:40:17,041 --> 00:40:19,458 - Please! - Oh, It's work. 519 00:40:19,541 --> 00:40:20,583 Shh! 520 00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:22,416 Uh... 521 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,875 Hallangen Funeral Agency, you're through to Odd. 522 00:40:26,166 --> 00:40:27,166 Yes. 523 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,333 A corpse? Yeah. Well, that's good, right? 524 00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:33,458 I was just kidding. But, um... 525 00:40:33,541 --> 00:40:34,708 Where is it, then? 526 00:40:42,333 --> 00:40:43,416 Mmm? 527 00:40:52,666 --> 00:40:53,666 Live? 528 00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:10,333 It's Papa... 38298

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