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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,599 --> 00:00:17,851 [distant giggling] 2 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:20,603 [giggling continues] 3 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,481 [indistinct chattering] 4 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:28,319 [girls] ♪ Said lil' bitch You can't fuck with me if you wanted to ♪ 5 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,655 ♪ These expensive These is red bottoms ♪ 6 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:31,906 ♪ These is bloody shoes ♪ 7 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:34,075 ♪ Hit the store I can get 'em both ♪ 8 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,410 ♪ I don't wanna choose ♪ 9 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,287 ♪ And I'm quick, cut a nigga off ♪ 10 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:38,830 ♪ So don't get comfortable ♪ 11 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:40,957 ♪ Look, I don't dance now ♪ 12 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,417 ♪ I make money moves ♪ 13 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:45,712 ♪ Say I don't gotta dance I make money moves ♪ 14 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:49,299 ♪ If I see you and I don't speak That means I don't fuck with you ♪ 15 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:51,718 ♪ I'm a boss, you a worker, bitch ♪ 16 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:52,635 Gracie? 17 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,013 ♪ Now she says she gon' do what to who? ♪ 18 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:57,390 ♪ Let's find out and see, Cardi B ♪ 19 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,768 -[girl 1] Girl, let me in. -♪ You know where I be ♪ 20 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:02,479 -Hi. -♪ You in the club just to party... ♪ 21 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,691 -OK. I got you. It's OK. -[Gracie sobs quietly] 22 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,611 -I got you. -[Gracie sniffles] 23 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:11,321 Come on. Get up. 24 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:12,781 Put your foot up. Come on. 25 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:16,201 OK. 26 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,370 Are you disgusted by me? 27 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:20,413 [girl] No. Never. 28 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:21,581 I love you. 29 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:23,833 It's gonna be totally fine. 30 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:24,959 It's gonna be fine. 31 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:27,045 OK. 32 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:28,546 You ready? 33 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,632 -Mm-hmm. [sniffles] -OK. 34 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,676 -[grunts, groans] -I'm sorry! 35 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,386 -Oh my God. -[whimpers] 36 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:38,056 -It's OK. -[exhales slowly, whimpers] 37 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,891 -Sorry, Gracie. -[winces] 38 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:41,935 [pained gasping] 39 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,230 [pained gasping] 40 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:46,231 [sighs] 41 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:48,566 ♪ Cardi B, you know where I'm at ♪ 42 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:49,859 ♪ You know where I be ♪ 43 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,778 ♪ You in the club just to party ♪ 44 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:53,905 ♪ I'm there, I get paid a fee ♪ 45 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:57,784 ♪ I be in and out them banks so much I know they're tired of me, honestly... ♪ 46 00:01:57,867 --> 00:01:59,452 Yes! 47 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:02,372 Thank you! Registration deadline is today. 48 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,749 I'm sorry it took us so long to get our shit together, Domo, 49 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,292 but you are expensive. 50 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,586 I'm cheap, actually. Your hair took me eight hours. 51 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,046 Sonia's deadass took me over six. 52 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,298 These girls need to stop shouting these lyrics. 53 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:14,634 So fucking true. My ears are bleeding. 54 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,845 [girls continue shouting lyrics] 55 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:19,639 ♪ My pussy feels like a lake John wanna swim with his face ♪ 56 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:21,349 Oh yes, girl! 57 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:22,976 [girl 2] ♪ Get it! Get hype ♪ 58 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:25,478 ♪ Ask John Ellis to the prom ♪ 59 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,690 I ask John to prom, he'd be like, "Uh, who the fuck are you?" 60 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,608 Girl, he knows who you are, dumbass. 61 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:36,823 [Gracie groans] 62 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:38,950 [gasps, exhales sharply] 63 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:41,452 [heavy breathing] 64 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:44,706 [girl] Almost there. 65 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:46,791 [girl 1] OK. 66 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:48,459 [moaning] 67 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:54,549 Come hear this. They're legit eating each other out. 68 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:55,633 -Hey! -[giggling] 69 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,135 Fuck off! 70 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,846 -[girls giggle] -The fuck is wrong with them? 71 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:02,390 [Gracie] George was like, "Don't make it a thing," but... 72 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,726 it's been up there forever. 73 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:06,895 It's poisoning me. 74 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:09,564 Gracie, it's not poisoning you, I promise. 75 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,775 Wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait. 76 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:13,860 Don't move. 77 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:14,861 I can feel it. 78 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,614 One, two, three. 79 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:20,825 [gasping] 80 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,493 [gasping continues] 81 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:26,206 [chuckles] 82 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:28,750 [laughs] 83 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:31,252 I can't believe you just did that for me. 84 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:35,590 Oh my God. 85 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:42,055 Nat, Chris? 86 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:43,681 Success. 87 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:46,434 -[girl 2] Holy shit, you goddess! -[girl 3] What is that? 88 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:47,435 Ugh! 89 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:49,687 -[disgusted gasping] -[girl 4] Uh-uh. 90 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,356 [giggling] 91 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,150 Wanna pick that up for me real quick? 92 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,110 I have to get to class. 93 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,738 I'm just... fucking with you. 94 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:00,240 Relax. 95 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:06,287 OK. 96 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:17,382 Dude, George learns how to use a condom, or he doesn't get to do you anymore. OK? 97 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,343 And no one better talk shit. 98 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,679 I'm fucking serious. 99 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:25,682 You got Plan B, right? 100 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,352 That condom had his sperm in it, and it was stuck in you. 101 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:32,272 -Damn, yo, that's some thotty shit. -[snickering] 102 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,732 -Gracie, you're not pregnant. -But I could be. 103 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,609 And I'm drowning in APs right now. 104 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,695 I don't have time to deal with a fucking fetus! 105 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:42,031 Oh my God. Oh my God, I'm gonna throw up. 106 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:43,616 [sighs] 107 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,327 -I am 100% not going to Conor's tonight. -What? No! 108 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,246 Grace, I wanted to stay at your place tonight! 109 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:51,332 -[girl 4] I'm gonna be late for class. -[bell rings] 110 00:05:07,765 --> 00:05:09,392 [hip-hop music plays] 111 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,316 [girl 1] You didn't have to fuck with her like that. 112 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:19,527 I was just providing her information. You're her dance captain, right? 113 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:21,070 Maybe that's something you should do? 114 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:25,575 Well, when I'm officially voted captain in the spring, I'll have to remember that. 115 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:30,330 Hey, what are you captain of again, by the way? 116 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,376 John Ellis, dipping out. 117 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,004 You still got time to catch him. 118 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:39,088 Stop. 119 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:41,382 [coach] Better hurry! 120 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:08,284 [gasping] 121 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,830 -Slow down. -Yeah, relax. 122 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,082 I don't need to relax. 123 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:16,751 [cell phone vibrates] 124 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,463 Hey, is that your girl, Punjab? 125 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,382 She send you a tit pic? 126 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:23,299 Let me see. 127 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,884 Did you fuck her yet? 128 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:26,469 -Dude. -What? 129 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:28,012 I'm just playing. 130 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,890 If you, uh, wanna stay a virgin, I respect that. 131 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:32,725 Hey, Sid, pull you away for a sec? 132 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,269 Guys, get to class. 133 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:38,398 Peace, Harvard boy. [clicks tongue] 134 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:43,694 [woman] Hey, so your parents have sent me a few emails. 135 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:46,531 I detailed for them again our strategy for your deferment. 136 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,699 If we're gonna get those extra materials in, we gotta-- 137 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:50,201 Yeah, I'm on it. Trust me. 138 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,036 I'm just trying to get the essay 139 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,122 to the place you're telling me it needs to be, so... 140 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:55,832 -We're getting down to the wire. -I know. 141 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,875 You'll have a solid final version next week. 142 00:06:58,292 --> 00:06:59,127 Sounds like a plan. 143 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:05,675 There is a long history of Jews and Judaism in China. 144 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:09,178 There's documentation of Jewish people in China 145 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,888 starting as early as the 7th century. 146 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,140 [in Mandarin] I looked it up. 147 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,350 There are only 2,500 Jews in the whole country. 148 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,854 [in English] Small communities developed throughout the Tang and Song dynasties... 149 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:20,481 [in Mandarin] White girl desperate to find white history in China. 150 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:24,318 ...and all the way through the... King dynasty. I'm mostly interested-- 151 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,237 [in Mandarin] Listen to the way she says "Qing!" 152 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,698 [in English] They will be the main focus of my project. 153 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:30,950 Great. That sounds wonderful. Thanks, Leila. 154 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,869 Can't wait to see your presentation. 155 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:36,164 All right. Who wants to go next? Anyone? 156 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:37,290 [girl] Me. 157 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:39,208 [in Mandarin] You look like a whore. 158 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,293 [giggling] 159 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:41,419 [in English] What? 160 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,964 We always forget you can't speak Chinese. 161 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,883 [girl 2] You don't even look Chinese. 162 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:50,386 [in Mandarin] You'll put "born in China" on your college applications though, 163 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,888 won't you, Anne Frank? 164 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:55,391 [teacher continues talking in background] 165 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,768 [in Mandarin] Damn. Y'all are fucking brutal. 166 00:07:58,352 --> 00:07:59,479 [snickering] 167 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:02,857 [teacher] We really wanna reflect on the past 168 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,650 to understand ourselves better. 169 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:09,864 And if for you, that means bringing in a video clip to share with us 170 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:11,949 just to explain or that it shows 171 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:15,745 something visual about that time period that you find really fascinating. 172 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,997 Like, please do that. That would be amazing. 173 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:22,084 [hip-hop music playing] 174 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:35,264 -Hey, can I have a tissue, please? -[vendor] Here. 175 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,811 ♪ Fuck on your broad then run it back Run it back, run it back, run it back ♪ 176 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:41,854 [vendor] Here, brother. 177 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:42,813 [boy] ♪ Hello? ♪ 178 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:43,773 All right. 179 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,733 Appreciate it, Abdullah. 180 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,362 -[Abdullah] Stay out of trouble. -Of course. Thank you. 181 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,322 ♪ That's the way my neck talkin' ♪ 182 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:53,533 [boy 2] We killed that audition, bro. 183 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,034 ♪ Way the stress talkin' ♪ 184 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:58,037 Hey, it's like I fucking became Coltrane in that room. 185 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:01,415 -Word. -Yo, I swear I hit that F2 like "Yeeeee!" 186 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:03,960 Yo, since I got that new 2.5 reed, fire. 187 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,628 -Damn. -Mm! 188 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:07,964 What'd they say to you again? 189 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:11,175 Uh, crisp sound, flawless delivery, impressive musicality. 190 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,803 Yeah, see, bro? This is 100 percent happening. 191 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,347 -Don't shake your head. I told you! -Come on, bro. 192 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,391 [boy 2] Yeah. Hold on. Let me toss this. 193 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,567 [boy 2] Yo, Jay! 194 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:30,611 [boy] ♪ Run it back ♪ 195 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,030 ♪ 48 yards, I run it back ♪ 196 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,574 ♪ I cop a car, I run it back ♪ 197 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,492 ♪ Fuck on your broad then run it back ♪ 198 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,160 ♪ Run it back, run it back, run it back ♪ 199 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,496 -But look, bro, here's the truth. -What you about to say? 200 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,291 It's obviously mad easy to be overly confident 201 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:46,002 when your parents hook you up with master classes at Julliard, 202 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,879 -and you blowing on a Selmer. -Yo. Yo, fuck that, bro. 203 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:51,007 You trying wailing on my school-issued Yamaha. 204 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,092 -I got the same natural talent as you. -Please. 205 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:54,885 That's why we both gonna get in. 206 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,220 OK, Jay. 207 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,680 -Bro, stop it. -I believe you, bro. 208 00:09:57,763 --> 00:10:00,516 [Jay] Yo! Shit, what's good? Where you headed, bro? 209 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,060 -I'm out. Senior living. -[boy] Looking good, bro. 210 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,104 I'm gonna go surprise my mom for lunch. 211 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:07,356 Fucking word. She's not gonna be mad at you for skipping? 212 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,651 Nah, I got in on early decision. I'm straight for Chapel Hill. 213 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:13,195 -[Jay] North Carolina, baby. all right. -Yeah. 214 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,574 -[Jay] I feel that. -So, yeah. Now I'm just chilling. 215 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:18,451 Y'all going to that free later? 216 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:19,785 -Hell yeah. -Most definitely. 217 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,037 -All right. -I'm gonna come... 218 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,580 You know what I mean. Word. 219 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:24,165 -[chuckling] -[Jay] Word! 220 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:25,291 Word. 221 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:26,917 -All right. -We'll catch up. 222 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,044 -Word. -Easy. Be seeing you. 223 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,045 For a fact. 224 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:35,217 Look, bro, all I'm saying is, there's no way two sophomore saxes 225 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,678 that go to the same school are making All-State. 226 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:41,349 Don't be negative. You been negative since the 6th grade. What's up? 227 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:44,810 Money, you been mad goofy and overly confident since, like, forever. 228 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:47,146 -That's why I get more girls than you. -Aaah! 229 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,733 Hey, yo, real quick. Let me borrow your trigonometry homework. 230 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,401 Hmm... Let me think, bro. 231 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,195 -No! -You deadass? 232 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:56,947 Bro, you have to learn this shit. You gotta learn it. 233 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,866 All right. Hook me up, and I'll roll up tonight. 234 00:10:58,949 --> 00:10:59,825 [chuckles] 235 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,453 [boy] Where you gonna get the cash for the weed? Your pops? 236 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,538 Bro, come on, man. You know I'll get it. 237 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:05,665 You not gonna get it, bro. 238 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,833 Watch me. I don't wanna hear nothing when I do too. 239 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,418 [boy] You ain't getting no hit. 240 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,630 [Jay] You think it'll be puff, puff, pass. It's gonna be puff, puff-puff-puff... 241 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,965 -[boy] Can't lick that. It's not there. -It's gonna be there. 242 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,967 You gonna be mad when it's there. I'm telling you. 243 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,428 'Cause you gonna be sitting there, I'm gonna be sitting there, 244 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,222 but I'm gonna be smoking it, and you're not-- 245 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,556 [distant explosion] 246 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:25,101 [distant alarms ring] 247 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,062 [boy 2] What the fuck was that? 248 00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:31,691 [teacher 1] OK, guys, I need you out of the hallway now. Move! 249 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:34,652 -[alarm rings] -[boy 3] Is that real right now? 250 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:35,653 [girl] Oh my God! 251 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:38,447 [woman over PA] This is a mandatory emergency lockdown. 252 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:39,824 Attention teachers. 253 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:42,743 Please guide your students to your assigned lockdown location. 254 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,497 [teacher 2] Go straight down the hall to the base hub. 255 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:49,667 -[PA] Attention, students. Remain calm... -[girl] Gracie! 256 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,670 Are you hearing the fucking announcements? There was an explosion outside! 257 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,131 Leila, come on. You gotta get away from the window. 258 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,632 [PA] This is not a drill. 259 00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:01,178 For your safety, students and faculty are not permitted to leave the premises. 260 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:04,140 [tense music plays] 261 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,558 -My breasts are sore. -What? 262 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:08,018 I googled it. I'm experiencing the early signs of pregnancy. 263 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,229 I'll look at it later, OK? Come on. Let's go. 264 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:11,897 -[Grace] Does an abortion hurt? -What? 265 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,275 -No idea! -But you've had one. 266 00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,402 Why the fuck would you think that? 267 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,946 Do you think if this is a terrorist attack, 268 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,364 tonight's party's a dub? 269 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:24,368 The only way that this party gets canceled is if we all fucking die, Gracie. 270 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,329 Mom? Mom, there was an explosion. 271 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,831 [students muttering] 272 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,502 [boy] Seriously. Did you see that smoke? 273 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,802 Hey! I said no stopping at the lockers! Come on, guys, get to the stairs. 274 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,180 [panicked muttering] 275 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,390 [Jay] We were this close to the school when it went off. 276 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,517 [Sonia] Jay, you're always telling these stories. 277 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,810 [Jay] I'm not lying. 278 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,896 -You do this all the time. -He was Arab, 279 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,273 and he had wires coming out of his jacket. 280 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,275 Jay, stop. No. This is all you. 281 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:59,487 -Just stop. That's fucking racist. -[Jay] What? Sonia, I saw! 282 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,572 -[Dom] Yo, stop. -Jay, this is so you. 283 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:02,907 You're all talk, bro. 284 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,533 -[Jay] What? -You kinda are though. 285 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,869 Did you not see the kid with the wires in the plaza? 286 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,746 Cállate. You're so damn loud. 287 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,707 I'm not all talk. I'll prove to you I'm not. 288 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,626 [Sonia] You're making mad people anxious. Stop. 289 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,836 I'mma slide down this banister. I'mma walk the talk. 290 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,547 -Bro, we don't have no time for this. -I'm deadass. 291 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,715 I bet you I do it. 292 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,176 Why? That has nothing to do with the guy you saw 293 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,929 -or anything like that, so-- -Don't be a pussy. Just bet me. 294 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,055 Wow. 295 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,973 -How much? -Twenty-five. 296 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,683 [man] Come on. Let's go, ladies. 297 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,977 Fine. But you can't... 298 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,355 -Jay, what are you doing? -[Jay] It's too late. I'm gone. 299 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,607 [gasping] 300 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:40,444 [teacher 2] Excuse me! What the hell do you think you're doing? 301 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,613 Do you understand what's happening outside? Find a seat. 302 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,198 -[Jay] Sorry. -Come on. Move! 303 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,700 You owe me money. 304 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,577 Ms. Wilder's popping pills. 305 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,870 [man] All right, you guys... 306 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,832 Girl, get me one. 307 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:53,999 [boys] Bomb! 308 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,669 -Pussy! -[teacher 1] Completely inappropriate. 309 00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:57,962 Yo, I'm telling you, 310 00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,631 this shit got everyone acting fucking dumb. 311 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:09,223 -Yo, we got Joey D on the list, right? -Yeah, the ultimate pussy. 312 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,350 [boy 1] Yo, how about Tatiana Ivanova? 313 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:15,980 Yo, I jerked off to a nude of her for, like... two weeks. 314 00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:19,608 -She's a fucking genius in AP Chem. -[boy 2] OK, I added her pic. 315 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,693 Caption? 316 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:21,819 [boy 3] KBG pussy. 317 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,238 -What? -'Cause she's Russian. 318 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,115 -He means KGB. -[snickering] 319 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,741 -Yeah, that's what I mean. -Jeez. 320 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,118 My stupid dyslexic ass... 321 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,662 How did you get into this school, bro, seriously? 322 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,498 "Sp-Ed" kids get, like, an extra week on the standardized testing, 323 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,459 -right "Speddy"? -Fuck yeah. I love working the system. 324 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,420 -It's good. -[boy 2] Done. Who else? 325 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,089 Yo, Jorge. Yo, what about Grace? 326 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,382 She's dangerous, bro. 327 00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:47,303 Last time we fucked, her vag vacuumed the condom right off. 328 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,971 [boy 1] Nah. Nah, Gracie. 329 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,932 Punjab, you're up. Who's your most fuckable pick? 330 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,684 -No girlfriends. -I'm not doing that now. 331 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:54,894 [boy 1] But New Delhi, 332 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:58,731 it's a feminist list of sexually empowered and desirable Grand Army females. 333 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,774 It's like our last gift 334 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,736 to this place before ISIS bombs the city to shit, bro. 335 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,029 That's not funny. 336 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,615 [boy 1] Bro, I was playing. 337 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,450 How about Little Punjab? 338 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,827 Fuck yeah. Add Meera right... 339 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,413 You're not putting my sister on that list. Fuck no. 340 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:17,833 [boy 1] Shit. 341 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:19,710 Whatever. 342 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:20,669 Excuse me? 343 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,046 You OK? 344 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:24,798 Yeah. Um, my sister's Meera Pakam. She's a sophomore. 345 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,676 -I promised my parents I'd sit with her. -I can't let you roam the halls. 346 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,721 I know, but she's literally five doors down in 231. 347 00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:35,017 -All right, go. Don't make a big thing. -Yes. Thanks so much. 348 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,144 [door opens] 349 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:38,979 [door closes] 350 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,774 [sniffling, sobbing] 351 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,112 [Sid] What are you doing? 352 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,786 Uh, I'm going in that room down there. Why don't you come? 353 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,664 I don't wanna die in this school. 354 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,457 You're not gonna die. 355 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:01,961 No one even knows me here, and... and I don't like myself here. 356 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:07,925 [sobs] It's like ever since I got here, I don't know myself or anything. 357 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,593 I don't know fucking shit. 358 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,097 I was so much better in 8th grade. 359 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:16,767 I was strong, or like, I don't know, but... [sniffles] 360 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:21,105 ...now I'm a freshman, and I'm like, it fucking sucks. 361 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,575 [Sid] Where'd you go to middle school? 362 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,245 -Salk. -[chuckles] 363 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,706 Me too. That's funny. 364 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:39,832 [Leila] Seriously? 365 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,459 Did you have Madeline for drama? 366 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,585 I didn't do drama. 367 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,673 -My sister did. She's just down there-- -Do you know Joey Del Marco? 368 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,843 She threw a wet condom at me today. 369 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,555 Why do you even do that to someone? She doesn't even know me. 370 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,141 And yeah, I don't speak Chinese. 371 00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:01,437 I was born in China, then I was adopted. And now we're gonna, like, die. [sniffles] 372 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,149 Then the other day I saw this stupid "NOW THIS" video 373 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,735 about this girl who finally meets her birth parents 374 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:11,321 on this, like, beautiful bridge, but my parents are really nice people. 375 00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:15,284 And if I die in some fucking terrorist bomb before I can, like, 376 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:19,371 be whatever, then nothing's gonna ever be good for me. 377 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,669 I feel similarly. 378 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:31,967 [Leila] How? 379 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,304 [cell phone vibrates] 380 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,930 [sighs] 381 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,893 I'll go with you. 382 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,230 -[sniffles] -[Sid] What's your name? 383 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:46,857 Leila Kwan Zimmer. 384 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,525 Nice to meet you. 385 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,610 You're Sid. 386 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,445 You're on the swim team. 387 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,544 Sid, I told you I was fine. 388 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,587 [girl] Leila! 389 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:09,755 She's my sister. 390 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,426 [teacher] Quiet, please. We're trying to keep things calm in here. 391 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,305 This is the apocalypse. 392 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,974 [girl] Dude, I know. It's straight Under The Dome. 393 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,810 -[Sid] You OK? -Why are you here? 394 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,561 I told you I was OK. 395 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:34,905 [cell phone vibrates] 396 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,242 [Meera] Is it Dad? 397 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:41,787 Is it Flora? Is she OK? 398 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,913 Yeah, she's good. 399 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,587 [Sid sighs heavily] 400 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,935 [tense music plays] 401 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:06,687 [boy groans] 402 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,398 -[girl] I don't know what's happening. -[boy] It's crazy. 403 00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,233 [indistinct chattering] 404 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:22,035 [girl] I feel a constant sense of betrayal. 405 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,454 It's like I don't even know my own dad anymore. 406 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,167 He brought his girlfriend to our family home. 407 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,004 Then last night, he's like, "I know you're still upset about before, 408 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,089 but both your mom and I expect more from you." 409 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,300 So he's speaking for your mom now? 410 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,801 Yeah, exactly. 411 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,096 Did you move? 412 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,307 Yeah, I'm destroying your Sicilian Defense. Go. 413 00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,270 And now he's been texting me nonstop. 414 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:50,439 Look... 415 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,441 "I'm driving down there. 416 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,569 I can't wait to spend time together when I take you to tour Vassar." 417 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:57,738 -[boy scoffs] -Are you kidding me? Like... 418 00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,698 I'm just fucking done. 419 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,116 Is that unfair? 420 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,367 No. 421 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,578 And you don't wanna go to Vassar. 422 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,374 I can't with you. [giggles] 423 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,379 Dude, we can't. 424 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,339 What? 425 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,175 We can't what? 426 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,932 I don't know. I'm just gonna text him. 427 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,692 You think your mom is camped outside right now? 428 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,446 In those green beach chairs from our soccer practices? 429 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,074 Dude, I love her. 430 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,660 She has 9/11 PTSD. 431 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,120 I mean, I told her not to come. We're fine in here. 432 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,873 You guys, I'm getting claustrophobic. 433 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:53,835 Tim. 434 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:55,921 In the locker room, 435 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,090 Gracie was like, 436 00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:00,676 "Oh, Joey, you've had an abortion. Tell me what it's like." 437 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,261 Wait. What the fuck? 438 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,764 Yeah, she thinks she's pregnant, so she's talking out of her fucking ass. 439 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:07,933 So fucked. 440 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,603 Pay attention to your rook. 441 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,730 JoJo! JoJo, play c4. 442 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,191 She's not playing 5th-grade level chess, Gracie. 443 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:21,989 [Joey gasps] 444 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:26,076 Check! Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to... 445 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,414 [Dom] Whoa! 446 00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:31,373 [Sonia] Fuck. 447 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,918 Why does Conor even go to public school? I mean, for real? Look at... 448 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:39,089 [Dom] Everyone's really still gonna party after this shit? 449 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,507 What else are we gonna do? 450 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,177 OK, his house has eight bathrooms? 451 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:47,597 They definitely got people who look like me scrubbing them toilets. 452 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:51,518 OK, so after law school, right, I'mma buy a beach house in LA. 453 00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:55,480 And I'mma have all kinds of white staff to just dust my antiques and shit. 454 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,232 -Get my reparations. -[Sonia] Mm! 455 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,235 I want a three-bedroom, two bathrooms. 456 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,030 I'm gonna set up a home office so I can see patients. 457 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:06,366 You gotta have a brown leather couch. That's what I picture real shrinks having. 458 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,326 Yes. 459 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:12,122 How is John going to this thing tonight? This is gonna be some Vineyard Vines shit. 460 00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,333 -Is he bougie? -It doesn't matter. 461 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,667 You gotta go. 462 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,961 Look, if you wanna have your Love and Basketball story, 463 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,922 you have to put yourself in the room with your Quincy. 464 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,507 I gotta watch the kids though. 465 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,260 -Sis, they're not your kids. -Mika, stop. 466 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,096 And the fencing deadline is today. I'm going over there. 467 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,473 They get all their gear. 468 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,308 Fencing's random. 469 00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:33,852 Colleges love kids who are good at weird sports. 470 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:38,065 I got both the kids full scholarships, but we had to pay the registration fee. 471 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:41,860 So I hustled for the extra cash. And it's child care three days a week. 472 00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,738 Mm! I see you feeling proud. 473 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,239 Aah! Yup! 474 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:49,034 Sonia, I'll forgive your debt if you chill with me this weekend. 475 00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:51,078 Yeah, I told you I'm not paying you. 476 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:52,204 [Jay] You shook. 477 00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:54,623 I gave all my cash to Dom earlier, so I can't. 478 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,666 -[Jay] Dom, you got to make good. -[Dom] Oh my God. 479 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,669 This kid has no sense of what's going on... Wait. 480 00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:00,629 Yo. 481 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:01,797 Give me my bag. 482 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,840 -[Jay] Get it! -[Dom] Stop! It's not funny. 483 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,468 -She's asking you to stop. -I don't need you to speak for me. 484 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:09,513 -[Jay] Throw it, man. -Bam! Give my boy his money! 485 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,722 [boys snicker] 486 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,100 -[boy] Oh shit. -Someone's gonna come over here. 487 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,936 Can you mind your own business? I got important shit in there! 488 00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:18,605 I'm not in the mood for you two dumbass sophomores to... 489 00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,108 [boys] Oooh! 490 00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:24,611 I'm sorry. I dropped something down the stairwell. 491 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,154 We can go grab it for her real quick. 492 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,615 It's not the first time we've had to talk to this group today. 493 00:23:28,698 --> 00:23:30,575 We sincerely apologize. We were playing around. 494 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:33,036 -They took Dom's wallet out of her bag. -She's not involved. 495 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,038 Ms. Del Marco, do you have pants? 496 00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:39,418 Are these the only clothes you have? 497 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,253 -Yeah. -[Wilder] Why? 498 00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:44,673 Well, because I was at gym when the lockd-- 499 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,968 You'll find any excuse, right, to put your body on display. 500 00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:51,179 Does anyone have anything Ms. Del Marco can use to cover herself? 501 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:54,516 [Tim] Joey. 502 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,523 So they basically steal Dom's wallet... 503 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:03,066 -We didn't steal anything. -What? 504 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,110 ...and someone straps a bomb to themselves outside, 505 00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:07,446 but my bare legs are the big issue? Got it. 506 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:10,031 [Wilder] I am not going to have a political debate with you now 507 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,159 when we are all experiencing trauma. 508 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:13,827 Ms. Pierre? 509 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:16,621 They were messing around, and now my wallet is gone. 510 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,540 [scoffs] Well, that's theft, guys. 511 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:23,462 OK, Dom, let's go see if we can find it. Jayson, Owen, this will be written up. 512 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,380 Expect consequences. 513 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,676 [Owen scoffs] 514 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,145 [sighs] 515 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,314 She loves to fuck with me. 516 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,524 [Tim] It's 'cause you're the bad one. 517 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:47,402 -With a bomb-ass class rank though. -[chuckles] 518 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,906 Number six, babe. What's yours? 519 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,032 One-thirty-four. 520 00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:53,450 [both snicker] 521 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:59,831 [Tim] Well, you're ranked ridiculously high on this list too. 522 00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:01,291 Hmm? 523 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:02,751 You're a "bomb pussy." 524 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,545 -[Joey] The fuck? -Our friends are fucking douche bags. 525 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:12,594 [Leila] Excuse me. Do you know where the clitoris is? 526 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,555 Do you know where the clitoris is? 527 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,433 Do you know what the clitoris is? 528 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:22,229 Hey, boy, tell me what you know about the female orgasm. 529 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,607 I'm asking because my clitoris is not my leg. 530 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:26,608 Stop. 531 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,944 Just stop mistaking it for my labia. 532 00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:33,114 The clitoris is the center of sexual stimulation on my body. 533 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,535 The clitoris has about 8,000 nerve endings, 534 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:39,079 and it's still not as sensitive as the teenage boy 535 00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:41,790 who doesn't know how to please me! Badam ching! 536 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,041 No, I'm serious. 537 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:48,296 -Cool. I'm excited to have you audition. -[Leila] Oh my God. Me too! 538 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,924 I can't believe you're the director and the writer! 539 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,885 It's almost like we were meant to be locked down together. 540 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:54,844 [cell phone vibrates] 541 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:57,556 'Cause Coming of Age has been, like, the only thing 542 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,641 I've been looking forward to. Right, Rachel? 543 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:00,600 [Rachel] Mm-hmm. 544 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,144 Dude, were you a part of this? 545 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:09,776 -[Leila] What? What's going on? -You made the "Bomb Pussy" list. 546 00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,655 You're one of the 50 Most Fuckable Females at Grand Army. 547 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:14,781 It's on Insta. 548 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,075 You're "Jap Pussy." 549 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,246 [Leila] Wait. Like "Japanese pussy"? 550 00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:25,041 Jewish Asian Princess pussy? 551 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,670 -Wait. Who did this? -The swim team. 552 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:36,678 Oh my God. Wait. Does this mean that they wanna fuck me? 553 00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:39,306 Wait. How is this even determined? 554 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:42,309 What's the criteria for an amazing pussy? Are you on it? 555 00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:52,527 You found it. 556 00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:54,654 [Owen] All good? 557 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,406 No, my fucking cash is gone. 558 00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:58,158 You have $200 for me? 559 00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:02,871 -We don't. -Well, I need my money right now. 560 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,472 [tense music plays] 561 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,395 [indistinct chattering] 562 00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:36,988 Dom, you got to see this. 563 00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:38,865 It's John. 564 00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:41,868 He ditched right before the bomb went off, remember? 565 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,245 No one's heard from him. Look. 566 00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:00,261 Four dead and at least 19 injured. 567 00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:14,484 [intercom beeps] 568 00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:16,986 [man over PA] Attention students and faculty. 569 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,823 Thank you for your patience and cooperation 570 00:28:19,906 --> 00:28:21,908 during this terrible tragedy. 571 00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:23,910 After careful consideration, 572 00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:29,207 NYPD counterterrorism forces and emergency response teams 573 00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:32,210 have cleared us for immediate evacuation. 574 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:37,465 Counselors will be available to talk in the days and weeks to come. 575 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:40,051 Please, have a safe commute home. 576 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,846 Take care of each other, and be careful. 577 00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:44,889 [boy 1] Let's get the fuck out of here! 578 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,850 [students] Yeah! 579 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,643 [girl] I hear that! 580 00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:52,897 -[boy 2] Let's go! -[boy 3] Let's do it, man. 581 00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:07,746 -[gasps] Oh my God! -[Tim exhales sharply] 582 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,873 -[giggles] -Hi, best friend. 583 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:11,499 -Hi, best friend. -[Joey] Oh! 584 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,043 Yo, this is fucking crazy. 585 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,504 -Did you call Mom yet? -Yeah, I did. 586 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,964 -[girl] Yeah? -Let's go. 587 00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:19,591 -[Joey] Are you OK? -Yeah, are you OK? 588 00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:20,675 Oh my God. 589 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,177 [distant sirens wail] 590 00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:24,220 -Holy shit. -Fuck. 591 00:29:32,228 --> 00:29:34,063 [woman] I was so worried about you. 592 00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:35,982 Are you OK? 593 00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:39,736 Yes, Mom, I'm fine. It was just... intense. That's it. 594 00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:41,946 A Grand Army kid is missing. 595 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,492 Mom, you don't know him. It's a basketball kid, a senior. 596 00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:47,202 [mom] Oh my God. That's awful! 597 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:49,245 I'm... I'm just glad you guys are safe. 598 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:50,872 JoJo? 599 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:54,459 Your dad said he's in the neighborhood. Are you close to where you're meeting him? 600 00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:55,919 Anna, Tim? 601 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:58,505 Is your mom coming to pick you two up? Do you need a ride? 602 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:00,924 No, Tim texted her. We're just gonna walk home. 603 00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:04,469 [Joey] Mom, can I please just come home or stay at Anna's? 604 00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:06,221 [mom] We talked about this. 605 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:09,557 Now, I've been in communication with your dad all day. 606 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,560 He drove all the way down there, and he's waiting for you. 607 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:16,815 [Joey] I can't stand being there with her. She's practically living there now. 608 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:18,983 Honestly, I don't think that I should be forced to go 609 00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:20,735 after everything today. 610 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,947 [mom] He's really worried, and he wants to spend time with you. 611 00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:26,157 [mom sighs heavily] 612 00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:28,409 [Joey] Why are you taking his side? 613 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,912 He's such a dick to you all the time, and you're-- 614 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:32,539 [mom] Joey, stop! Jo! 615 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:35,959 JoJo, it's his weekend, babe, and if we push him on it, 616 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,627 it's gonna turn into a blowout. 617 00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:39,379 Oh my God. This day is so fucked. 618 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:41,631 -[boy] Delaney, where you at? -Back here. 619 00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:45,593 [mom] You and your dad meet me near the office, and I'll come out, 620 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,513 and I'll give you a big squeeze, and we can all talk. 621 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:52,141 You know what? Never mind. OK? I love you. Talk to you later. I gotta go. 622 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:54,727 -[mom] Joey, wait. -I gotta go. I'll text you, OK? 623 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:56,145 -Bye. Love you. -[mom] Please! 624 00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:57,188 [Joey ends call] 625 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:58,273 Hey, what's wrong? 626 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:08,157 Hey. Hey, we were just fucking around with the Insta list. All right? 627 00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:10,118 What? Dude, it's not that. 628 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,912 That was fucking offensive though. 629 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:15,832 Also, what the fuck? I'm not good enough for your list? 630 00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:18,877 -[Joey sighs] -You're too good, Banana. 631 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:23,423 And we knew Timbo would kill us if we put his sister on the list. Right? 632 00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:25,633 You gotta delete that shit. 633 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:28,636 My family is a shit show. 634 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,930 -[sirens wail] -And this thing today, like... 635 00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:33,308 it's a fucking nightmare. 636 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:36,895 Just come over. 637 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:40,189 No, I'm gonna go to a dance class. I just need to... 638 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:42,400 -Yeah. -OK. 639 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:44,068 Here, you could have this back. 640 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,613 Just give it to me tonight. 641 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:48,615 OK. 642 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:52,493 [boy] OK, and when you're done, 643 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:55,204 how about we go to my place, get fucked up, and then go to Conor's? 644 00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:56,623 -[Joey] Please! -All right. 645 00:31:56,706 --> 00:31:59,751 Come on. Let's peace. Should I pay for these? 646 00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:00,919 [boy] Yeah, let's go. 647 00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:02,545 [Joey] Bye. 648 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,005 Hey! 649 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,007 She's not into you like that. 650 00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:10,094 [sirens wail] 651 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,356 [dramatic music plays] 652 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:25,401 [gasps] 653 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,070 [breathing heavily] 654 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:31,491 [pants] 655 00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:33,868 [snarling] 656 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:34,869 [gasps] 657 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:44,921 [snarling] 658 00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:47,840 [growling] 659 00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:50,134 [growling continues] 660 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:51,636 [snarls] 661 00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:54,180 [yelps, gasps] 662 00:32:54,263 --> 00:32:55,139 [snarls] 663 00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:58,726 -[grunts] -[groaning] 664 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:02,897 [girl grunts] 665 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,408 [grunting] 666 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,747 -[breathing heavily] -[snarling] 667 00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:21,791 [growls] 668 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,128 Yeah, come and get me, cunt. 669 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,839 I'm a motherfucking Bomb Pussy! 670 00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:30,133 And I will fuck the shit out of you! 671 00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:31,926 [woman] Leila. 672 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,470 [reporter on TV] ...theory is that this was a botched bombing. 673 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:35,888 [woman] Tea's ready, babes. 674 00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,224 Thanks. 675 00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:43,021 [TV] …the homemade pressure-cooker bomb was detonated early in Grand Army Plaza. 676 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:46,482 Investigators are still working to determine affiliation and motive. 677 00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:50,903 However, we do know that it was committed by a 24-year-old American man from Queens. 678 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,990 [mom] Pretty scary, Leila bean. 679 00:33:54,073 --> 00:33:56,826 [TV] But investigators have been able to determine a lot... 680 00:33:56,909 --> 00:33:58,119 Wanna talk about it? 681 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:00,538 We already talked about it. 682 00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:02,582 [TV] We know he left his home in Woodhaven, Queens, 683 00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:06,294 where he was living with his mother and father around 9:15 a.m. 684 00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:11,299 MTA security footage shows the suspect entering the 88th street Boyd Avenue... 685 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,760 How come you guys never put me in Hebrew school? 686 00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:17,346 [TV] He boarded an A train headed westbound at... 687 00:34:17,430 --> 00:34:18,556 We're not religious, sweets. 688 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:21,142 But didn't you think I should be in Chinese school? 689 00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:23,186 Well, you were never really interested. 690 00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:25,313 You just wanted to do drama and dance. 691 00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:29,025 Well, you could have forced me. I mean, you forced me to do ceramics. 692 00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:33,821 Is there something you know that I don't know about me? 693 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:36,365 -What? -Chinese girls at school 694 00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:38,534 treat me like I'm not really Chinese. 695 00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:39,494 [mom] Really? 696 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:41,829 No, it's fine. 697 00:34:42,538 --> 00:34:45,208 I met some cool people today during lockdown. 698 00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:47,585 When's Rachel getting here for your Walking Dead festival? 699 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:50,713 Actually, we wanna go to a party instead. 700 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:52,423 Can I? 701 00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:56,010 [mom] Well, it... it's been an emotional day, honey. 702 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:59,889 But I wanna be with kids from my school. I think it'll be healing for me. 703 00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:02,892 -Will parents be there? -Well, why? You don't trust me? 704 00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:07,814 [TV] ...such as bridges, tunnels, airports, and mass transit systems. 705 00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:10,650 Yo, it's not like I wanna do this for us… 706 00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:12,443 I fucking need to. Am I wrong? 707 00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:15,822 -This cannot be a thing. -[bell rings] 708 00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:17,073 [Jay] I know. It won't. 709 00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:19,492 I mean... 710 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:21,911 my parents will fucking kill me. 711 00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:24,664 [chuckles] I mean, just picture my mom's face. 712 00:35:24,747 --> 00:35:26,499 -[chuckling] -[bell rings] 713 00:35:26,874 --> 00:35:28,960 Gentlemen. Can I help you? 714 00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:31,420 -[Owen] Hey, my man, what's up? -[Jay] What's going on? 715 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,798 Made it through unscathed, fellas? 716 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:37,760 -[Jay] Yeah. I wouldn't say that, but... -[Owen] We're not physically injured. 717 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:38,719 [chuckling] 718 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:39,929 Thank God for that. 719 00:35:40,012 --> 00:35:41,055 What are you eyeing? 720 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,933 Actually, today we're selling. 721 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:49,939 Charlie Parker, 722 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:51,816 "Happy Bird." 723 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,277 Original. Nice. 724 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,486 Yeah, it's mint. 725 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:56,737 [man] This one too? 726 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:58,781 [Jay] How much can you do? How about $200? 727 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,783 -Where you getting $200? -We looked on-- 728 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:03,035 That's how much they're worth. We did our research. 729 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:06,455 [man] Yeah. Right, but I can't buy them for the same price I hope to sell them. 730 00:36:07,206 --> 00:36:08,624 Well, how much can you do? 731 00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,545 Are these the ones your grandfather gave you? 732 00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,797 Uh... some of them, but he won't care. 733 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,551 I'm gonna give you... 734 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,387 $100 for these three, 735 00:36:22,221 --> 00:36:24,265 and I'm not gonna let you sell me these two. 736 00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:25,725 Wait. Why not? I know they're good. 737 00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:29,812 [man] They are. And my advice to you as a collector and a friend and a musician 738 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,189 is that you hold onto them. 739 00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:32,690 I won't take them. 740 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:35,026 [cash register beeps] 741 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,326 [man] And you're saving some precious gems. 742 00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:44,452 You'll thank me. 743 00:36:45,077 --> 00:36:46,287 Yep. Thanks a lot. 744 00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:50,833 [Jay] I gotta go to the bathroom. 745 00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:56,672 You know, bro, I'm actually glad. I mean, you love those, 746 00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,633 and you shouldn't sell them if you don't want to. 747 00:36:58,716 --> 00:36:59,634 -[boy] Hello. -It's a... 748 00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:01,928 Eli, why are you here? 749 00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:04,305 Dearest Jay-Bird texted me you guys needed to cop. 750 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:05,640 What's up, Eli? 751 00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:08,351 -We shouldn't have spent that money... -Owe! We need a smoke, OK? 752 00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:10,019 I'm all intense and shit. So... 753 00:37:12,146 --> 00:37:13,898 -[Jay] All right? -OK. 754 00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:17,526 Two delicious treats for two delicious boys. 755 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:19,237 Good looking out. You the dopest, E-money. 756 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,864 -Thanks for hauling ass over here. -Always a pleasure. 757 00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:22,949 [Owen] Thanks, Eli. 758 00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:25,660 All right. Gotta go make a few more deliveries. 759 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:27,328 -Good Shabbos, homies. -[Jay] Later. 760 00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:30,122 -We'll just hustle for the rest. -Yeah, you fucking know it. 761 00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:34,210 [instructor] Five, six, seven, eight. You know I'm also a dancer. Let's go! 762 00:37:34,293 --> 00:37:36,003 Pop that chest! 763 00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:38,005 Pop that chest! 764 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:40,466 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 765 00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:41,801 Last stretch. Here we go. 766 00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:43,469 Hey, hey, hey! 767 00:37:43,552 --> 00:37:45,012 Pop. Pop! Let's go! 768 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:46,681 Yeah! Yes! 769 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:49,350 Ah! Ah! Five, six, seven, eight. 770 00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:52,395 I cannot believe she said you put your body on display. 771 00:37:52,478 --> 00:37:54,230 -Dude. -Fuck her! 772 00:37:54,313 --> 00:37:57,275 No, actually, it was, "Use any excuse to put your body on display." 773 00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:59,277 -What the fuck? Fucking cunt. -Cunt! 774 00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:02,280 But I'm marching into battle on Monday, bitch. 775 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:04,657 I can't believe you didn't fuck with her more today. 776 00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:05,741 Well, she couldn't. 777 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:08,160 It was bomb day. 778 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:18,087 Biggest terrorist attack death toll in New York since 9/11? 779 00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:20,047 Uh... No. Westside Highway. 780 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,757 The guy who ran people over with his truck. 781 00:38:23,592 --> 00:38:25,678 [Tim] Do you guys think John Ellis is dead? 782 00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:29,724 Oh my God. 783 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:33,269 Dude, I'm such a dick, but look over there. [snickering] 784 00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:35,229 -Look at her. -[giggling] 785 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,355 Leila. Leila! 786 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:37,523 Your phone, honey. 787 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:39,984 Make good choices. 788 00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:41,110 [Joey] Oh my God! 789 00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:42,862 Hot Asian Freshman. 790 00:38:42,945 --> 00:38:44,363 I love her. 791 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,324 -[Joey] George! -Yo! 792 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:47,533 [Tim] God, he's gone. 793 00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:50,202 [Anna] Aw! Her mom dropped her off. 794 00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:51,579 [Joey] Oh, so cute. 795 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:53,289 Ooh! 796 00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:55,333 ♪ Get the fuck off now ♪ 797 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,126 ♪ Get the fuck off my dick ♪ 798 00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:58,836 ♪ Hard to tell which one more perfect... ♪ 799 00:38:58,919 --> 00:39:00,796 ♪ My art or my bitch ♪ 800 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,050 ♪ Hard to tell which one more perfect, man My car or my crib ♪ 801 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:08,054 ♪ Avant-garde with this shit Get your jaws off my dick ♪ 802 00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:11,766 ♪ Get the fuck off now Get the fuck off my dick ♪ 803 00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:14,852 ♪ Hard to tell which one more perfect, man My art, or my bitch ♪ 804 00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:18,356 ♪ Hard to tell which one more perfect, man My car, or my crib ♪ 805 00:39:18,939 --> 00:39:22,151 ♪ Avant-garde with that shit Get your jaws off my dick ♪ 806 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:24,028 OK, wait. I just wanna make sure I look OK. 807 00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:26,447 -You do. Do I? -Yes, dude. Your body's my favorite. 808 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:27,365 OK. 809 00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:31,410 [Leila] There's gotta be a bathroom in here. 810 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:41,337 -Oh my God! We're so sorry! -[Rachel] Oh shit! 811 00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:42,505 Sid, you're here! 812 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:44,799 [lock turns] 813 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:06,529 [breathing heavily] 814 00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:15,955 -[Sid sighs] -What's wrong? 815 00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:21,460 Are we never gonna have sex? 816 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:33,514 You know the bomber was Muslim? 817 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,478 You're not Muslim, Sid. 818 00:40:42,898 --> 00:40:43,941 Does that matter... 819 00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:46,777 when I look the way I do? 820 00:40:52,324 --> 00:40:53,534 [girl giggles] 821 00:41:25,357 --> 00:41:26,942 [Sid] I can't. Please stop. 822 00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:29,361 [sighs heavily] 823 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,367 ♪ Get the fuck off now Get the fuck off my dick ♪ 824 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,453 That's the jam. 825 00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:43,918 [boy] Yo, what's fucking good, y'all? 826 00:41:44,376 --> 00:41:45,252 Yeah! 827 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:46,545 -[boy 2] Oh shit! -[cheering] 828 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:47,838 [boy 2] It's John Ellis! 829 00:41:48,255 --> 00:41:49,924 [John] Yo, I lost my fucking bag, 830 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:52,468 bro, my phone, all my shit when it happened, bro, 831 00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:54,261 'cause I was fuckin' running, bro. 832 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,055 I was fucking out of there, bro! 833 00:41:56,138 --> 00:41:57,139 This shit is crazy! 834 00:41:59,808 --> 00:42:01,894 [cheering] 835 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,608 Who wants hot dog chunks mixed in? 836 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:20,371 -I know you guys are disappointed. -[girl] You said we'd get sword thingies. 837 00:42:20,454 --> 00:42:22,706 -[boy] Yeah. -I know, and you will. 838 00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:25,501 But I lost my wallet with all the registration money, 839 00:42:25,584 --> 00:42:26,919 so we missed the deadline. 840 00:42:28,337 --> 00:42:30,714 You know, something scary happened today. 841 00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:34,218 We don't know if everyone's even OK, so you don't need to complain. 842 00:42:34,301 --> 00:42:35,344 [door opens] 843 00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:38,430 I'll sign you up for something else this spring, OK? 844 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:41,684 -What's up? -Hey, you want food? 845 00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:42,643 [boy 2] No. 846 00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:48,732 -We're watching that! -Yeah! 847 00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:49,942 Don't yell, please! 848 00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:00,202 [Dom] You're welcome. 849 00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:03,330 I'm so glad I can be of service, Your Highnesses. 850 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:10,629 [phone rings] 851 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,015 -[phone beeps] -[party sounds] 852 00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:22,808 What the fuck? 853 00:43:22,891 --> 00:43:24,310 [Mika] Yo, he just got here. 854 00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,186 Man, wow, bro. 855 00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:28,606 Hey, this cheer you up? Mika told me about your shit, boo! 856 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:30,357 -Who I gotta fight for you? -[Jay] This Dom? 857 00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,151 -Yo, there they are. -Let me see real quick. 858 00:43:32,234 --> 00:43:33,152 [Mika] What? 859 00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:34,653 [Jay] Hey, Dom. 860 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:38,073 Yo, I'm realizing that we actually never got a chance to say sorry. 861 00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:39,867 I wanna say we're genuinely sorry, 862 00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:41,702 and we'll pay you back on Monday! 863 00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:44,747 And, uh, you're a beautiful and generous human. And-- 864 00:43:44,830 --> 00:43:46,665 -[Owen] Stop. You gonna make her-- -[hangs up] 865 00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:48,584 [hip-hop music plays] 866 00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:58,802 [Joey] I got you a present. -[sighs] I just hate myself. 867 00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:02,973 I love you, I love you, I love you! 868 00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:04,141 I'm sorry. 869 00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,518 Are you still sleeping over? 870 00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:07,770 Is George with you guys? 871 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:10,272 Is he? 872 00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:11,357 [giggling] 873 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,733 [Grace] Is George here? 874 00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,675 [Joey] I think I need to get a tattoo. 875 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:38,884 [snickers] Yeah. 876 00:44:38,967 --> 00:44:41,261 -Your dad would fucking love that. -Mm-hmm. 877 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:42,262 [chuckles] 878 00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:48,727 -Joey. -What? Hey! 879 00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:50,688 You texted your mom to tell your dad you're fine. 880 00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:53,482 -Yeah, but I fucking ditched him today. -I know. 881 00:44:54,983 --> 00:44:56,068 [sighs] 882 00:44:57,820 --> 00:44:59,446 I hate feeling like this. 883 00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:07,121 Fuck it. I need to do something. My brain feels like it's gonna explode. 884 00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:10,124 -I need to do something right fucking now. -Yeah. Let's go. 885 00:45:10,207 --> 00:45:11,375 -Take your phone. -[Joey] OK. 886 00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:12,459 [Tim] Come on. Let's go. 887 00:45:19,341 --> 00:45:21,677 They're being so extra with each other, right? 888 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:22,761 Mm-hmm. 889 00:45:23,345 --> 00:45:25,305 -You OK? -I'm fine. 890 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:26,640 -Yeah? -Yeah, I'm good. 891 00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:30,853 -Yo, yo, yo! Listen up! -[Anna] Luke, get down. Come on. 892 00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:33,897 -Yo, cups up, motherfuckers! -[Anna] George! 893 00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:36,942 [all cheer] Yeah! 894 00:45:37,609 --> 00:45:39,903 -Come on. -[Luke] We didn't fucking die today! 895 00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:42,406 And we're still here! 896 00:45:42,489 --> 00:45:44,116 [cheering] Yeah! 897 00:45:44,199 --> 00:45:45,242 You know what? 898 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:47,953 You wanna take us down? You're gonna need a lot more 899 00:45:48,036 --> 00:45:50,372 than a fucking bomb strapped to your chest. 900 00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:52,124 Bro, get the fuck down. 901 00:45:55,794 --> 00:45:57,504 [Leila laughs] 902 00:45:58,714 --> 00:46:01,341 -[gasps] -[kids] Ooh! 903 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:03,469 What are you doing? 904 00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:04,511 -Grace, stop! -[gasps] 905 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:05,637 [Luke grunts, groans] 906 00:46:06,388 --> 00:46:07,931 -[girl] Oh my God! -[screaming] 907 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:08,891 [Grace sobs] 908 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:12,102 Jap Pussy killed our fucking friend! 909 00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:14,897 [panting] 910 00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:19,276 [coughs, groans] 911 00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:20,194 [laughing] 912 00:46:20,277 --> 00:46:22,237 [cheering] 913 00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:27,618 Let's go! Let's go! 914 00:46:27,701 --> 00:46:29,578 [laughter, yelling] 915 00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:31,205 [calming music plays] 916 00:46:34,374 --> 00:46:36,794 [recording] Whole-hearted living is about engaging in our lives 917 00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:38,253 from a place of worthiness. 918 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,758 It means cultivating the courage, compassion, and connection 919 00:46:44,092 --> 00:46:46,136 to wake up in the morning and think, 920 00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:50,140 "No matter what gets done and how much is left undone, 921 00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:52,935 I am enough." 922 00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:56,188 It's going to bed at night and thinking, 923 00:46:56,814 --> 00:47:00,692 "Yes, I'm imperfect and vulnerable and sometimes afraid. 924 00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:03,695 But that doesn't change the truth, 925 00:47:04,238 --> 00:47:06,990 that I am also brave and worthy of love and belonging." 926 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:10,452 [horns honk] 927 00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:13,497 [chuckling] 928 00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:21,755 Excuse me, man! Oh shit. 929 00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:24,216 Yeah, come on. 930 00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:32,683 ♪ I've been waiting on an invitation ♪ 931 00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:42,901 -♪ I've been living like a teenager ♪ -[doors beep] 932 00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:51,785 ♪ I've been playing Like it's already over ♪ 933 00:47:56,540 --> 00:48:01,628 ♪ Come on, doom, let's party ♪ 934 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,300 ♪ Get it over ♪ 935 00:48:06,925 --> 00:48:09,761 ♪ Get it over ♪ 936 00:48:15,475 --> 00:48:17,311 [screaming] 937 00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:21,773 [screaming] 938 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:29,114 [screaming] 939 00:48:38,790 --> 00:48:44,713 ♪ I've been waiting on an invitation ♪ 940 00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:50,510 ♪ I've been living like ♪ 941 00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:54,848 ♪ It's gonna last forever ♪ 942 00:48:58,727 --> 00:49:03,941 ♪ Come on, doom, let's party ♪ 943 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:09,947 ♪ Come on, doom, come on in ♪ 944 00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:19,957 ♪ Come on, doom, let's party ♪ 945 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:24,544 ♪ Get it over ♪ 946 00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:27,965 ♪ Get it over ♪ 947 00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:29,967 ♪ Get it, yeah ♪ 948 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:29,609 ♪ I've been waiting on an invitation ♪ 949 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:38,618 ♪ I've been living like a dowager ♪ 950 00:50:42,414 --> 00:50:44,624 ♪ I've been playing like... ♪ 71473

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