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[Children shouting
and laughing]
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[Scratching]
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Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy!
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Welcome to planet dad.
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Hi, Dexter!
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Dee Dee, how many times
have I told you--
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oh, hello, father.
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Hey, son, you want
to do something fun?
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No.
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Come on, slugger,
let's play some sports.
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Did you say sports?
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That's right.
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Mm-hmm. That's what
I thought.
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Father, do you
realize that there is an 82% chance
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that a boy of my age,
height, and weight
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can get tripped, kicked,
run over, and trampled playing sports?
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While if I stay
inside this extremely spacious shelter
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that you,
may I remind you,
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so painstakingly
provide,
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my chances of injury are
reduced to a mere 7%.
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But--
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numbers do not lie,
father.
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Well, I know one thing
that numbers can't do.
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What is that?
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Build character,
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and we're going to
start building right now.
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From the first day
of olympic competition
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in the glory
of mount Olympus,
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no sport has ever been
more appreciated than the great American pastime.
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Long division?
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No, son. Baseball.
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Go ahead, son.
Take it.
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It won't bite.
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What do I do now?
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Well, I want you
to throw it to me.
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Whoa, whoa, son!
Not yet.
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Ok, son.
Let her rip!
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Let what rip?
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Just throw the ball,
Dexter.
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Ok. Here goes.
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How was that,
father?
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Geez Louise, Dexter,
you throw like a girl.
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Is that good?
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[Blows whistle loudly]
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Hello!
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All right, Dee Dee,
quit fooling around
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and come over here
and show Dexter how to throw.
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But, dad,
you just said
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do not
throw like a girl.
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Dexter, in sports,
it's not what you say that counts.
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It's what you do.
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But--
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just watch, Dexter.
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All right, Dee Dee,
bring on the heat.
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Here it comes.
Here it comes!
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That's the old pepper,
Dee Dee.
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Yeah, this is the game
for you--football.
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Yep, the old pigskin.
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[Sniff]
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Ah!
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Take a whiff, son.
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[Sniff sniff]
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Eh...ha ha ha...
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Yes.
Quite refreshing.
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Punt, kick,
run, tackle, pass.
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These are
the basic fundamentals of football success.
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Can I play?
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No!
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Of course,
Dee Dee.
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[Tweet]
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Ready, Dee Dee?
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Ready!
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Ok, Dex.
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Now, I want you to
kick that football.
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You know, dad, she'll probably
pull the football away just as I am about to kick it.
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Nonsense, Dexter.
Now, kick that ball!
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I always wanted
to do that.
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Oh!
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Ow!
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[Mumbling]
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Taffy.
Delicious.
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Basketball. Yep,
that's the sport for you.
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But, dad, isn't that
for tall people?
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Nonsense, Dexter!
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Did I ever tell you
the story of...
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Shorty arbuckle?
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No.
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Shorty was
the greatest player of his generation.
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He was no taller
than you,
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but he used to weave
in and out past everybody
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and score
40 to 50 points a game.
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For you see, Dexter,
shorty used his mind
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to outwit the other
much taller players.
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And now his spirit
lives on in every short person's heart
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who ever wanted
to play basketball.
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Wow!
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[Thinking]
With my enormous mind,
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I should
have no problem
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outwitting this
taller half-wit.
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All right!
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Attaboy, shorty.
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Ready?
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Defense, shorty!
Defense!
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No!
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[Tweet]
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All right, Dexter,
we're done.
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Just pick up
the stuff and come in.
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Dexter, Dexter!
I let loose the giant monster!
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[Growling]
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[Sighs]
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♪ Deep in imagination
lies a little girl's creation ♪
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♪ he's her best friend
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♪ she's the only one
who sees him ♪
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♪ don't you even try
to spot him ♪
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♪ even you, Jim
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♪ I'm the koos
a la goop a goop ♪
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♪ not the foo dop
a doop a doop ♪
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♪ but the koos
a la goop a goop ♪
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♪ yeah
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I can't sleep.
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Koosy, tell me
a story.
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Ha ha! Yes.
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Have I ever told
you the story about the land of koos?
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No.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
It's a beautif--oh! Oh!
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By the way, I live
in the land of koos.
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And oh! Oh! It's
the most beautiful place in the whole universe.
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There are
pumpkin buildings that touch the stars,
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and there are
caramel flowers with neon stems.
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And then there's
all the koos folk that live there.
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There are tiny
little sugar wampums, great tall giraffabobs,
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and, of course,
your average trollbetoot.
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The koos folk crowned
a kind and gentle creature as their king,
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and do you know
who that king is?
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[Chuckling]
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Me.
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Aaah!
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You're really the king?
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Yes, and I might add
that everyone loves me.
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Oh, please, take me
to your kingdom!
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T-T-Take you
to m-m-my kingdom?
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Mm-hmm!
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Absolutely not!
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Why?
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B-b-b-because
no one's there.
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Yeah. It's
a holiday today.
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Now off to bed.
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Ok.
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Dee Dee!
Come back.
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Oh, no!
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Whee!
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Well, I guess we're here,
so let's go.
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Wow!
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Your kingdom
is beautiful.
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Yeah. I mean no!
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Dee Dee, we must go
this very second.
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I agree.
Let's go!
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Whee!
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[Gasping]
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Dee Dee, wait!
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Oh, no!
Trollbetoot forest!
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Dee Dee, I think
we should leave.
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Someone might be
here.
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It looks like--
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♪ picnic time
♪ picnic time
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swing it, baby!
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All: ♪ p-p-picnic time is,
p-p-picnic time is ♪
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♪ p-p-picnic time is
food to eat ♪
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♪ p-p-picnic time is,
p-p-picnic time is ♪
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♪ p-p-picnic time is
a celebration ♪
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Come on!
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♪ P-P-Picnic time is,
p-p-picnic time is ♪
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♪ p-p-picnic time is
fun for all ♪
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♪ p-p-picnic time is,
p-p-picnic time is ♪
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♪ p-p-picnic time is
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over!
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Over.
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O-O-Over.
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Introduce me!
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Introduce me!
Introduce me!
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Gee, sorry, Dee Dee,
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but imaginary creatures
can't hear or see
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real little boys
or girls.
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Hey, who are
you talking to?
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You know, koos,
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you really ruin
everything.
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Dee Dee: Koosy, koosy,
what just happened?
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You can't just
bully the king!
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Do they even know
that you're the king?
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Yes, but see, it's
be-mean-to-the-king day,
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and it's
lots of...Fun.
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This place
is so wacky.
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Hey, yo, koosy.
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We all think
you're a total jerk.
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And don't even think about
coming to the king's ball tonight,capisce?
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Or we'll really
mess you up!
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You're throwing
a party?
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We better prepare
for the big night.
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No need to rush.
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Man: Hey, trollbetoot.
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Hey, Bob-o. Great night
for a party, huh?
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By the way, Bob,
if you see koosy, tell me.
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I got a score to settle
with that bum.
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Oh, gee!
Oh, gee! Oh, gee!
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So, let's go in.
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[Stammering]
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Ok. Let's go.
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Oh! A secret
king's entrance.
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I believe this year's
king's ball is the best one yet.
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Yes, my dear, and
when the children all receive their gifts--
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oh, the glow
on their little faces!
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Oh! Look at all the dancers,
lights, costumes, and--
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huh! Hey! Somebody's
sitting in your chair!
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What?
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00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,050
Oohhh...
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[Muttering]
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Come on.
You're the real king.
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Do something about it!
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[Stammering]
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I--you know--
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oh!
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Hee hee.
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Koosy!
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What are you
doing?
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Fight
for your crown!
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Please, Dee Dee, no!
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Oh, gee!
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Aah!
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Naughty, naughty,
Mr. Impostor.
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Oh, gee! Oh, gee!
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Aah!
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Oh, gee! Oh, gee!
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Aah!
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Now you can kiss
your beautiful queen.
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Man: Kill the koos
that's kissing the queen.
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King: Enough!
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There will be
no more violence at this king's ball.
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Are you all right,
my queen?
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Koosy?
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I'm sorry.
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King: It's
all right, koosy.
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I lied to you.
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Who did you lie to?
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Dee Dee,
come sit with me.
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I'm not the king, Dee Dee.
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I lied to you because
I wanted you to like me.
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But you don't need
to lie to me.
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I already liked you.
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I love you!
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Ha ha! And I
love you, too.
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Aw!
Aw!
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I have no idea
what's happening, but it's very sweet.
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Your majesty!
The countryside is fogged in!
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Oh, no!
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You won't be able
to deliver the gifts to all the children.
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There must be a way.
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Koos a la goop a goop,
with your heart so bright,
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will you guide my
slooba-Dee-dooba-Dee sleigh tonight?
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[Chuckling]
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Yes.
262
00:14:17,466 --> 00:14:19,446
Hey, Dexter, you got
any scientific secrets
263
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,033
you want to share
with our friends?
264
00:14:22,066 --> 00:14:22,446
No.
265
00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:24,003
Well, I do.
Come on, kids.
266
00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:25,483
I'll show you how to make
something cool.
267
00:14:26,016 --> 00:14:27,296
Take an ordinary ice tray
268
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,233
and fill it
with your favorite fruit juice.
269
00:14:29,266 --> 00:14:32,396
Stretch a piece of plastic wrap
tight over the tray,
270
00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:34,353
and stick a toothpick
in each cube.
271
00:14:34,383 --> 00:14:39,033
Put the tray in the freezer
and let it chill overnight.
272
00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:43,116
And voila! Fruity,
juicy popsiclettes.
273
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,170
Astounding!
274
00:14:59,216 --> 00:15:01,066
[Beeping]
275
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:03,076
Hey, Dexter!
276
00:15:03,116 --> 00:15:05,076
Dee Dee,
how many times have I told you
277
00:15:05,116 --> 00:15:07,166
not to sneak up
on me like that?
278
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,420
What is it?
279
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,200
Sorry, Dexter.
It's just that I have this science project due,
280
00:15:11,233 --> 00:15:12,303
and I was wondering--
281
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,283
science project!
Of course I'll help!
282
00:15:14,316 --> 00:15:17,016
Uh, that is, I am
a very busy man,
283
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:21,170
but since you are
my sister and all, I guess I can help.
284
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,170
But--
285
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,180
we have got a lot
of planning to do.
286
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:26,416
We've got to prepare
our tools.
287
00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:28,030
But--
288
00:15:28,066 --> 00:15:30,176
we need a monosyncratic,
hyperneomatic oscillator.
289
00:15:30,216 --> 00:15:31,266
But--
290
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:34,370
or maybe
a remote diaxal unshackle brinder.
291
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,400
But, Dexter.
292
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:37,083
What is it, Dee Dee?
293
00:15:37,116 --> 00:15:38,466
We haven't time
for idle chitchat.
294
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,370
Dexter, I just need
to borrow some tape.
295
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,220
I don't need your help.
296
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:45,150
Ah! Hmm.
297
00:15:45,183 --> 00:15:46,333
[Chuckling]
298
00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:49,176
Oh, that's
a good one, Dee Dee.
299
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,126
You had me
going there!
300
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,146
Of course
you need my help.
301
00:15:53,183 --> 00:15:57,103
I'm Dexter,
boy genius, and you're--
302
00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:58,203
ha ha!
303
00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,403
Well, you're
Dee Dee.
304
00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:01,373
Now, come on.
Quit joking.
305
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,480
We've got a lot
of work to do.
306
00:16:04,016 --> 00:16:05,316
Dexter, all I wanted
was some tape.
307
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:09,350
If you don't want
to give me any, I'll go find some elsewhere.
308
00:16:09,383 --> 00:16:11,253
Ha ha ha!
309
00:16:11,283 --> 00:16:14,153
Ha ha ha!
Ho ho!
310
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:19,366
I can't believe she
doesn't need my help.
311
00:16:29,116 --> 00:16:31,276
Uh, hi, uh, Dee Dee.
312
00:16:31,316 --> 00:16:33,366
I was just, uh,
busy working,
313
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,330
and I noticed
you dropped this,
314
00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:38,126
your crystal-enhanced
laser singer,
315
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:43,216
and, might I add,
great for assignments and science projects alike.
316
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,470
Zip! Zip!
Hee hee hee!
317
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:49,180
Nice try, Dexter,
but I'm only allowed to use household items,
318
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,176
and I don't need
your help.
319
00:16:51,216 --> 00:16:56,316
No, no. It is I
who has no need to help you, Dee Dee.
320
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,230
Come, singey.
321
00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:05,396
[Gears turning]
322
00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:09,333
Hello, Dee Dee.
It is me, your mother.
323
00:17:09,366 --> 00:17:11,016
What is it
you are doing?
324
00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:14,020
Hi, mom. Just working
on a science project for school.
325
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:16,270
Oh, science. Don't you
think you should
326
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,480
ask your brother
Dexter, boy genius, to help?
327
00:17:20,016 --> 00:17:23,276
Why, he is
a genius of all that is scientifical.
328
00:17:23,316 --> 00:17:24,996
As a matter of fact,
329
00:17:25,033 --> 00:17:27,373
he is a genius at
just about everything.
330
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,220
No, thanks, mom.
I can handle this by myself.
331
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,120
Why, you insubordinate
little--
332
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:34,230
someday you will need
Dexter's help,
333
00:17:34,266 --> 00:17:39,196
and don't you come
running to me when he says no!
334
00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:45,273
Hey, Dee Dee.
Look at what I brought you.
335
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:48,120
Ooh! Whatever
could it be?
336
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:51,380
It's a intercom with
a direct link to me.
337
00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:52,366
An intercom, huh?
338
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,170
Yeah. I figured
since I am so busy
339
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,130
and instead of you
having to walk
340
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:59,266
all the way upstairs
just to bug me,
341
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:03,370
just push
this here button if you need anything.
342
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,270
Anything?
343
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,220
Yes--anything at all.
344
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,470
You name it, anything.
345
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,320
Just push that button,
346
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:14,050
and I'll try to break
away from my busy schedule to see you.
347
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:14,483
Anything.
348
00:18:15,016 --> 00:18:16,366
Ok, I'm going back
to my lab
349
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,070
because I've got
a lot to do, you know.
350
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,180
Okey-doke.
351
00:18:20,216 --> 00:18:21,216
Ok. See ya.
352
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,150
You betcha.
353
00:18:22,183 --> 00:18:24,123
Don't forget--
the button.
354
00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:25,370
See ya.
355
00:18:27,116 --> 00:18:29,046
[Chuckling]
356
00:18:31,266 --> 00:18:35,366
Yes, sir,
any minute now.
357
00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:43,346
She'll be begging
for my help
358
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:47,003
any minute now.
359
00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:53,316
Dee Dee, did you call?
360
00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:54,270
Uh, no.
361
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,250
Oh? Because
I thought I heard.
362
00:18:56,283 --> 00:18:57,253
No.
363
00:18:57,283 --> 00:18:59,333
Ok. Just call
if you need anything.
364
00:18:59,366 --> 00:19:00,366
I will.
365
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,320
Ok.
366
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:03,030
All right.
367
00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:07,280
Are you sure
you didn't? Because I thought I heard.
368
00:19:07,316 --> 00:19:08,346
Not me.
369
00:19:08,383 --> 00:19:10,433
All right, then.
370
00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:23,400
[Snoring]
371
00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:25,133
Hey, Dexter.
372
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,246
First, we'll get--
373
00:19:26,283 --> 00:19:28,433
no, no, Dexter.
I still don't need your help.
374
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:30,246
I'm done!
375
00:19:31,283 --> 00:19:32,273
Say what?
376
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:35,000
I finished
my project on propulsion.
377
00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:36,453
I chose
rubber-band power.
378
00:19:36,483 --> 00:19:38,003
What do you think?
379
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:40,133
Hmm. Crude and simple.
380
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:42,476
I'd give it
a "d" minus at best.
381
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:46,126
I'm telling you,
Dee Dee, if you want an "a" plus,
382
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:47,426
you got to ask
the man.
383
00:19:47,466 --> 00:19:51,116
You do want
an "a" plus, don't you?
384
00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:55,016
For your achievements
in elementary school science projectory,
385
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:59,280
we present you with
the nobel peace prize and pony.
386
00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:00,166
Well...
387
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,070
I knew you'd cave in.
388
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:05,130
Woman: Class, today I'll
be asking you to come up
389
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:08,016
and demonstrate your projects
on propulsion.
390
00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:10,250
Let's start with Schwartz.
391
00:20:12,183 --> 00:20:14,053
Jones.
392
00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:17,403
Weim.
393
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,080
Geller.
394
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,320
Smitty.
395
00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,066
Dee Dee.
396
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:31,320
Um, for my project,
I chose the power of rubber bands,
397
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:35,180
along with other
household items.
398
00:20:35,216 --> 00:20:39,116
And now, without
further to-do...
399
00:20:45,433 --> 00:20:47,453
[Engine roars]
400
00:20:59,283 --> 00:21:01,073
Uh...
401
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,280
Thanks a heap, Dexter.
402
00:21:10,316 --> 00:21:12,196
Now I'll get an "f"
for sure.
403
00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:15,483
You're crazy! That was
"a" plus material, easy.
404
00:21:16,016 --> 00:21:17,346
Not only did you
propel your vehicle,
405
00:21:17,383 --> 00:21:21,273
you also propelled
the entire school into orbit--
406
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,330
a scientific first,
I might add.
407
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:25,016
When do you think
they'll be back?
408
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,470
They'll probably
come out of orbit in a couple of days.
409
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,080
Good thing
it's Friday.
410
00:21:29,116 --> 00:21:31,296
Hey, Dexter,
how long till we reach the border?
411
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:35,333
I don't know,
but keep winding that rubber band.
412
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:43,303
Past
the vaulted door
413
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,453
where impossible
things may happen
414
00:21:45,483 --> 00:21:48,123
that the world's
never seen before.
415
00:21:48,150 --> 00:21:52,120
♪ In Dexter's laboratory
416
00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:54,030
♪ lives the smartest boy
417
00:21:54,066 --> 00:21:55,176
♪ you've ever seen
418
00:21:55,216 --> 00:21:57,996
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
419
00:21:58,033 --> 00:22:01,073
♪ to
smithereens ♪
420
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:03,150
♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪
421
00:22:03,183 --> 00:22:06,003
♪ while things
go boom ♪
422
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:08,353
♪ in Dexter's lab
423
00:22:08,383 --> 00:22:13,473
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