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Dexter's mother:
Dexter, Dexter honey?
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Dexter: Yes?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
You're reading.
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Yes.
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Oh, you just
look so cute
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in your little
story corner.
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Dexter,
I came to ask you a little favor.
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Yes?
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Your sister's
feeling a little puny.
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Seems she caught
a little bug.
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So,
I was thinking
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it might make
Dee Dee feel a lot better
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if you went
and read your book with her.
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What?! If she has got
the creeping crud, count me out!
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I'm not going nowhere near
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that infectious,
plague-ridden sack of cooties.
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Dexter!
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Well, I don't want
to get it on me.
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[Angrily]
Be nice and read a story
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to your sick sister!
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Dearest Dee Dee
is ill, you say?
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I must away
to her bedside
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to comfort her
in her time of need.
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[Breathing echoing]
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Dexter,
is that you?
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I have come to read to you
during your incapacitation.
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Really? Dexter,
that's so sweet!
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[Snort]
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Uh-huh. Now let's
get this over with.
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You silly,
you need to come up here with me.
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Aah!
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Now I want you
to be all comfy cozy
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because you're
the bestest brother I ever had.
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Ooh! I love you
so very, very much!
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Aah! Whew.
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Comfy?
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Comfy?!
I have been contaminated!
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I got to get
the heck--
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back to reading
this whimsical fable
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to my
precious sister.
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Let's see now.
Ah, yes.
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"Once upon a time,
a remarkable amount of information
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"was deciphered
from photos taken with a spectrograph.
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"The dark fraunhofer lines
in stellar and solar spectra
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"are caused
by low-pressure gases
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"in the upper layers
of the sun and stars,
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absorbing
discrete wavelengths."
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[Plop]
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Hey, hey, hey!
Sleep time is over. Story time is now!
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I'm sorry.
You just read all boring-style.
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Here, why don't you
let me show you how to read a story?
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[Clears throat]
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"Once upon a time,
there was a pretty little girl
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"that everyone loved named
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"Dee Dee locks!
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"Dee Dee locks was on her way
to grandma's house,
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"so she decided
to take a shortcut through the dike.
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"As she skipped
along the lake bed,
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"she came across
a little cottage.
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"This seemed like a nice place
to take a nap,
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"so she went in,
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"tried the bed,
but it was too hot.
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"She tried the chair,
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"but it was too cold.
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"Then she tried the porridge.
It was just right!
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Just then the residents
of the cottage came home."
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[Scottish accent]
Hey, somebody's been sleeping in my bed.
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[Scottish accent]
Someone's been sleeping in my chair!
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Someone's
been sleeping in my porridge,
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and she's
still here.
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"So, the monster ate her,
and she was very sweet!"
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Mmm. Mmm.
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"Inside the monster's tummy,
Dee Dee locks met 3 pigs:
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"A straw pig,
a stick pig, and a brick pig.
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"These pigs were very glad
to see Dee Dee locks
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"and wondered
if she could help them escape.
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"Dee Dee locks thought
and got a great idea.
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"She let the pigs braid a rope
out of her long golden locks,
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which they used to climb down
out of the monster."
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Hey, haggis, you got
something dripping out your chanter.
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Oh, my!
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[Bleat]
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Aah! What
was that?
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Ooh, excuse me.
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[Dutch accent]
Yes, excuse you very much for eating us.
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Dee Dee, voice-over:
"The monster apologized and introduced themselves."
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We're the ness monster.
I'm silly-ness.
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This is
grumpy-ness...
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Harrumph.
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And that's
sleepy-ness.
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[Knocking]
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"Suddenly, there was
a knock at the door."
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I'll get it.
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[Inhales deeply]
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[Groans]
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"Then a second knock
on the door."
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[Inhales deeply]
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"And a third knock
on the door."
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[Inhales deeply]
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[Inhales deeply]
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[French accent]
Ok, I can't keep up this huffing and the puffing, huh?
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I blow his block off
unless you can guess my name.
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Uh, uh,
the little bad wolf.
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Thewhat
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the small bad?
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[Growls]
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The medium?
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[Growls]
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The big...
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Ah.
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Bad wolf?
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Ha ha ha.
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Ja? Everyone, it's
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thebig
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stop!
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This is ridiculous.
I don't even know what's going on.
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There's no kind
of structure, no plot.
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Ah, i'm
getting to it.
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So, anyhow...
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"Everyone was
a-rub-a-dub-dubbing in a tub when...
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"A magic goldfish
jumped out of the sea
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"with some magic beans
he wanted to trade."
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Ja? The only thing
we could trade
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is that
bad wolf.
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I say, he's a big
bad wolf,
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isn't he?
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It's a deal.
Here are the beans.
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"The goldfish thanked them
and went on his way."
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Finally,
some beans.
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"The ness monster
swallowed the beans..."
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[Stomach rumbling]
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"And spit up a magic lamp.
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"And when Dee Dee locks
rubbed it, a beanstalk started to grow.
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"It grew and grew,
high into the sky.
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"They climbed the stalk up
to the tops of the clouds,
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"where they found
a giant boot.
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"They went in to see
if there was anything to eat,
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"but what they didn't know
was that this was the home of the 3 blind mice,
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"3 giant bone-crunching,
marrow-sucking blind mice."
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Fee, fi,
fo, fum.
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I smell the blood
of something I'm going to eat.
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Aah!
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[Growls]
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[Grunts]
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Dee Dee, voice-over:
"Dee Dee locks
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"decided now was a good time
to use her magic powers,
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"so she told a lie."
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Ja, I ate
an elephant sandwich.
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"And her ears
began to grow."
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Ja, I visit
my brother's lab purely for its educational value.
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"And they kept on growing.
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"Then everyone jumped
on her back and took off.
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"And so, the brick pig,
Dee Dee locks, and the ness monster
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"flew away happily ever after
over the rainbow.
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The end."
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Thank you so much
for reading me that wonderful story.
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I feel
so much better.
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[Playing bagpipes]
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[Teeth chattering]
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Dexter: At last,
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I have discovered a way
to shorten the suffering
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of those long family road trips
trapped in the car with Dee Dee.
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By blasting the car
with antimatter,
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it can accelerate
to near light speed,
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shortening the trip
to an increment of time
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so small...
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Even I could stand
to be around Dee Dee that long.
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And just in time, too.
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It's sunrise.
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The family road trip
begins in 3 hours.
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Dad's car--
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the gilded cage.
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My antimatter will transform
this simple vehicle.
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It consists of antiparticles,
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with positron-surrounded nuclei
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composed of antiprotons
and antineutrons.
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It will allow the car
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to travel an infinite number
of universes simultaneously,
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or in other words,
really, really fast.
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[Buzzing]
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[Gasps]
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Don't you realize
the dangers of antimatter?
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[Buzzing]
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If you were touching the car
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when the antimatter
touched the car,
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who knows what
might have happened?
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Do not interfere
with my experiments again!
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The coast is clear.
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Dee Dee: Dexter,
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have you seen
my Dolly? Maybe I left her in the car.
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Dee Dee!
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No!
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[Humming]
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Dee Dee?
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Dee Dee,
where are you?
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Dee Dee:
Right here.
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Where here?
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Here here.
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I don't see you.
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[Click]
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[Engine starts]
Uh-oh.
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Dexter: I think
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Dee Dee's become thecar!
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Ah! My experiment
has gone horribly wrong.
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You must stop
at once, Dee Dee.
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I demand that you
let me out.
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Dee Dee:
No. This is fun.
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Whee!
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[Dee Dee laughs]
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[Groans]
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[Dee Dee chuckling]
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If we are not home
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when mom and dad
want to go on the road trip,
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you are going
to get into a lot of trouble.
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I don't care.
Sit down and be quiet!
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I know.
Let's listen to some music.
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No, Dee Dee,
not the girly station.
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Please,
anything but that.
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There it is.
[Pop music playing]
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No!
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Dee Dee:
Horsies!
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[Bell ringing]
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Dee Dee:
Wait for me!
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A hundred bucks
both ways on the car!
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Dee Dee:
Ice cream man! Ice cream man!
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[Smack]
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Beep beep!
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Mr. Ice cream man,
wait!
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I want
a chocolate vanilla fudge swirl sundae.
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You are a car,
Dee Dee. Remember?
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You don't even
have a mouth.
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You just
want it all to yourself.
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[Tires screech]
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[Tires screech]
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[Tires screech]
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[Smack]
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Dee Dee:
Ooh, a fair!
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[Teeth chattering]
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Dee Dee: Whee!
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Aah!
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Help!
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Dee Dee: Whee!
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[Dee Dee laughing]
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Woo!
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Look, Dexter,
toys!
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Please, can we
go down now?
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I don't feel
so good.
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[Stomach grumbling]
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Sure!
Aah!
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[Dexter moaning]
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Stop!
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Dee Dee:
I want one of those and 3 of those.
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Please, Dee Dee,
we have to get home.
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Dad will be
furious with us.
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No more ballet lessons.
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[Tires screech]
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Ok.
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[Siren]
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00:12:18,466 --> 00:12:21,326
Dexter: Oh, no.
We are being chased by the coppers.
261
00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:29,046
[Yawns]
262
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:31,153
Rise and shine, honey.
263
00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:33,383
It's Sunday,
and it's almost time
264
00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:35,446
for the family road trip.
265
00:12:35,483 --> 00:12:38,153
What if dad
finds out about this?
266
00:12:38,183 --> 00:12:40,453
Dee Dee, go faster.
Don't pull over, no matter what.
267
00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:43,023
But, Dexter,
we'll get arrested!
268
00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:45,380
That is nothing
compared to what dad will do
269
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:48,376
if he finds out.
We'll be grounded for weeks.
270
00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:51,126
Honey,
I am making extra sandwiches
271
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:53,166
in case the kids
get hungry.
272
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,400
Father:
Good idea, muffin.
273
00:12:55,433 --> 00:12:58,383
Mmm. Pepperoni
and jelly--my favorite.
274
00:12:58,416 --> 00:13:01,126
[Sirens]
275
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:03,426
Dee Dee,
you are almost out of gas.
276
00:13:03,466 --> 00:13:06,296
There is only 5 minutes left
before the road trip.
277
00:13:13,216 --> 00:13:15,176
[Panting]
278
00:13:15,216 --> 00:13:18,096
Oh, too late.
It is 9:00.
279
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:19,423
Father:
There you are, Dexter.
280
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,070
[Gulp]
281
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,400
You just can't wait
for our trip, can you?
282
00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:26,383
But--but, dad,
I have to explain.
283
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:29,126
The antimatter
and then Dee Dee
284
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:32,026
and then the car
and there was a big flash and then--
285
00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:33,466
Dexter,
have you seen your sister?
286
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,300
It's time
we got going.
287
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,333
But that is what
I have been trying to tell you!
288
00:13:37,366 --> 00:13:39,226
She's in the car.
289
00:13:39,266 --> 00:13:41,316
Well, good.
You hop in, too,
290
00:13:41,350 --> 00:13:43,400
and we'll take off.
291
00:13:43,433 --> 00:13:45,123
[Guns being cocked]
292
00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:48,280
All right, everyone,
come on out with your hands up.
293
00:13:48,316 --> 00:13:50,166
[Pop]
294
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,000
[Pop]
295
00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:53,003
[Gurgling]
296
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:53,373
[Pop]
297
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,080
Ouch!
298
00:13:56,116 --> 00:13:59,266
Excuse me.
I guess I wasn't out ofgas
299
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,130
hee hee.
300
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:02,296
[Dexter laughs]
301
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,333
[Laughing]
302
00:14:03,366 --> 00:14:05,366
[Laughing]
303
00:14:26,383 --> 00:14:31,223
Ah. Time now
for a nice sit.
304
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:38,053
Hey, what do
I look like, a chair?
305
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:41,423
No. "I"
looks likethis.
306
00:15:29,283 --> 00:15:31,273
Hi, Dexter!
307
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,450
[Whispering]
Dee Dee, what are you doing here?
308
00:15:33,483 --> 00:15:36,183
I gots me
a book on ponies!
309
00:15:36,216 --> 00:15:38,346
Want to see?
310
00:15:38,383 --> 00:15:40,383
[Whispering]
I have no time for pretty ponies.
311
00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:43,016
I am reading
for science. Now beat it.
312
00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:44,120
What?!
313
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:46,050
Dee Dee,
will you stop being so loud,
314
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:48,003
and get your book
and get lost?
315
00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:49,083
What?! Speak up!
316
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,226
Dee Dee, will you
quit yelling?
317
00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:53,366
This is a library.
You must keep quiet.
318
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,150
Now, Dee Dee,
319
00:15:57,183 --> 00:15:59,483
the head librarian
is checking out books today.
320
00:16:00,016 --> 00:16:02,176
So you please
show some respect. Keep your yap shut.
321
00:16:02,216 --> 00:16:05,126
Oh, yeah?
Well, why should I?!
322
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:08,226
Because, Dee Dee,
I have a reputation to uphold.
323
00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:11,026
For, you see, I have been
the library patron of the month...
324
00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:12,446
For the past 12 months.
325
00:16:12,483 --> 00:16:15,373
So if you would
just shut up, clam up, button your lip,
326
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,170
close your cake-hole,
and please be quiet,
327
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,450
everything will be
hunky-dory, ok? Now come on.
328
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,450
Ok!
329
00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:27,323
[Whistles]
330
00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:30,100
Dexter: Here are
my selections for today, miss l.
331
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:33,153
My, my, Dexter,
what a big stack you have.
332
00:16:33,183 --> 00:16:36,073
Why, Dexter,
you're quite the little scholar.
333
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,320
Ah, shucks.
334
00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:38,430
Oh, brother.
335
00:16:38,466 --> 00:16:41,126
Miss l: You know,
if you keep this reading up,
336
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:44,396
you'll be
the patron of the month all of next year, too.
337
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:47,133
I don't think
even Einstein himself
338
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:49,146
was such an avid reader
as you, Dexter.
339
00:16:49,183 --> 00:16:52,103
No television
and donuts for you.
340
00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:55,103
I bet it's just
all study, study, study day and night.
341
00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:58,353
Well, Dexter,
I think you're all set. There you go.
342
00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:01,103
Thank you,
miss l. Come on, Dee Dee.
343
00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:04,083
Hey, Dex,
there's no pictures in this book.
344
00:17:04,116 --> 00:17:05,376
Dee Dee,
come on!
345
00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,376
But you forgot to--
Dee Dee!
346
00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:09,196
You forgot
to check out!
347
00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:10,423
Move it
or lose it, sister!
348
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,270
Uh-huh.
349
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,150
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
350
00:17:17,183 --> 00:17:18,403
[Yawns]
351
00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:21,173
Hey, Dexter!
Here's a book you forgot!
352
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,170
Why, thank you,
Dee Dee.
353
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,270
Ah, more
learning material.
354
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,480
Oh!
355
00:17:27,016 --> 00:17:28,166
No stamp!
356
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,100
This book has been
illegally checked out.
357
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,473
Oh, Dexter,
how could you?
358
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,100
Your actions
have brought shame upon this library.
359
00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:40,403
For this,
you shall be punished!
360
00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:42,423
You're banned
361
00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:45,070
from
the library...
362
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,400
Forever!
363
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,383
Aah!
364
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:51,326
Deflected!
365
00:17:51,366 --> 00:17:54,416
It's awfully hot
where you're going, Dexter.
366
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:56,270
[Slap]
367
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,280
[Laughing]
368
00:17:58,316 --> 00:18:01,476
Welcome
to library heck.
369
00:18:02,016 --> 00:18:04,266
Ha ha ha...
370
00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:08,376
The book
must be returned.
371
00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:10,146
Just do it!
372
00:18:10,183 --> 00:18:12,373
Vision goggles,
bibliograph,
373
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,120
ultra-suction grappler.
374
00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:17,473
[Thunder]
375
00:18:31,483 --> 00:18:33,253
Are you quite finished?
376
00:18:33,283 --> 00:18:35,123
Now I'm going in.
377
00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:37,350
You just lower me
down on this rope,
378
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:40,003
and I'll return
the book.
379
00:18:40,033 --> 00:18:43,223
Remember, this
is a library mission, so keep quiet.
380
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,070
Okey-dokey!
381
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,000
[Sighs]
382
00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:48,353
Hold this.
383
00:18:52,450 --> 00:18:54,470
Fat porkster.
384
00:18:55,016 --> 00:18:56,316
Ooh.
385
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:57,350
Dee Dee?
386
00:18:57,383 --> 00:18:59,133
Pretty.
387
00:19:01,066 --> 00:19:03,376
Dee Dee?
388
00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:05,226
[Thud]
389
00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:07,466
[Humming]
390
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,480
[Beeping]
391
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:12,126
[Chuckling]
392
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,453
[Whistling]
393
00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:34,050
Whew.
394
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,250
Hi!
395
00:19:38,283 --> 00:19:41,033
Ah! How did you--
what? How'd you get--
396
00:19:41,066 --> 00:19:44,146
that's it!
I've had it with your monkey business.
397
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,453
But--
398
00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:47,123
quiet!
399
00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:50,020
[Dexter's voice echoing]
400
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:53,280
Computer, quietly:
Warning. Noise level exceeded.
401
00:19:53,316 --> 00:19:54,276
Oops.
402
00:19:54,316 --> 00:19:57,116
Intruders.
403
00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:59,070
Sic 'em, boys.
404
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:02,020
Cripes. Run!
405
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,050
[Whistles]
406
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,253
[Growls]
407
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,283
Dexter: Yep, just books.
408
00:20:37,316 --> 00:20:39,276
Judge us only by looks
409
00:20:39,316 --> 00:20:41,416
because we're
just plain old books.
410
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:44,030
I think
we lost them.
411
00:20:44,066 --> 00:20:46,276
Dexter, I'm tired
of this game.
412
00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:48,246
I quit playing.
413
00:20:48,283 --> 00:20:51,033
Quit? What do you mean quit?
414
00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:54,246
It is too late for quitsies now,
woman. We must fight.
415
00:20:54,283 --> 00:20:56,303
[Groans]
416
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:59,483
Dee Dee: Hey, librarian,
we quit. You win!
417
00:21:00,016 --> 00:21:02,176
Dexter: Traitor!
418
00:21:02,216 --> 00:21:05,476
What?
Why, Dee Dee,
419
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:08,026
thank you
for apprehending
420
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:10,116
your loudmouth brother.
421
00:21:10,150 --> 00:21:13,130
I see good things
in your future.
422
00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:16,116
And as for you,
mister Dexter...
423
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,450
[Growling]
424
00:21:19,116 --> 00:21:22,016
Dexter: "...And so
after prince goodheart
425
00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:25,030
"asked mean Mr. Grumpster
to leave nicely,
426
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:28,266
everyone in snuggleville
gave each other a warm, fuzzy hug."
427
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:31,250
The end."
Blechh.
428
00:21:31,283 --> 00:21:34,353
Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education
429
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:39,433
enter
at your own peril
430
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,326
past
the vaulted door
431
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,296
where impossible
things may happen
432
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:46,073
that the world's
never seen before.
433
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:49,020
♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪
434
00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:51,350
♪ lives the smartest boy ♪
435
00:21:51,383 --> 00:21:53,323
♪ you've ever seen ♪
436
00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:55,070
♪ but Dee Dee blows ♪
437
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,280
♪ his experiments ♪
438
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:59,126
♪ to smithereens ♪
439
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:01,246
♪ there is gloom and doom ♪
440
00:22:01,283 --> 00:22:03,473
♪ while things go boom ♪
441
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,180
♪ in Dexter's lab ♪
442
00:22:07,216 --> 00:22:09,246
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443
00:22:09,283 --> 00:22:10,123
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444
00:22:10,173 --> 00:22:14,723
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