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[Evil laugh]
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At last!
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I have you beautiful genius
scientist supermodels
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as my prisoners,
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leaving the invention
you created to use for good and joy
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to now be used by me
for bad and pain.
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Man: Sometimes pain's
a good thing.
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Supermodels: Action Hank!
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Action Hank!
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But I thought
we left you
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in the clutches
of the giant squid!
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Seems he got tied up
at the last minute.
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But I'm here
to straighten you out!
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[Gunfire on TV]
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Villain: Get him, you fools!
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Action Hank:
It's not nice to point.
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Hey, skinny,
looks like you could use a knuckle sandwich.
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[Roar]
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[Dee Dee growling]
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Whenever I watch
action Hank,
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I hanker for
a hunk of action!
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Get ready
to wrestle!
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Grr!
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[Teeth chattering]
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[Weakly]
Grr.
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[Howls]
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Gee-osh, Dexter.
You're so flinchy!
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Afraid of getting beat up
by a girl?
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No!
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I just don't
want to get none of your cooties on me.
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Yeah, whatever, flinchy.
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All's I know is
you need to get a little more rugged.
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Dexter: Ah, phooey.
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Aah!
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Oh.
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Hmm.
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Maybe Dee Deeis
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but what makes a man rugged?
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Ooh, action Hank,
you're so rugged!
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Oh, honey,
you are so rugged!
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Well, I haven't had a shave
all weekend.
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It must be...
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The beard!
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At last!
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An opportunity
to finally test
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the beard-a-tron!
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[Funk music plays]
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That is one
rugged brother.
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Shut your mouth!
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I'm only talkin'
'bout Dexter.
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We can dig it.
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Rookie, do you copy
what I copy? Over.
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Uh, yeah.
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That's our man.
Let's get him! Over.
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You sure that's him?
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Now, listen up, rookie.
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When you've had
47 years more experience on the force than me,
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then you can tell me
if that is or is not our man!
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With a beard that rugged,
how can there be any doubt in your mind
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whether that is
or is not our man?
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Over. Do you copy?
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Uh, yeah.
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Then "Roger" me
when you copy. Over.
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Roger. Copy. Over.
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[Siren blaring]
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Action Hank,
we've been combing the area for you.
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We cornered
a rugged band of flour smugglers
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down at the waterfront,
but we need your help. Over.
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Well, actually, officer...
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[Laughs nervously]
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I realize the ruggedity
of my new appendage is quite overwhelming,
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but I'm afraid
I'm not who you think I am.
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I knew we could
count on you, Hank.
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Let's roll. Over.
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[Siren blaring]
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Ok, here's
the situation, Hank.
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The smugglers
are in there,
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and we want you
to get in there and get 'em.
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And don't worry,
'cause we've got vans and choppers,
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2 kinds of dogs,
and the s.W.A.T. Team is in position.
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Why don't you
sendthem
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because they only
have mustaches. Over.
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Good luck, Hank!
You're the man!
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Smuggler: Here you are,
monsieur fois Gras.
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Second smuggler: I can
assure you that it is 100% pure.
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Fois Gras: Excellent.
Gentlemen, we are about to make a lot of bread.
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Third smuggler: I can't wait
to be rolling in that dough.
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Now what do I do?
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What, are you
kidding me?
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Look at this thing!
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You're all kinds
of rugged.
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You are the man!
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Yeah.
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Grr!
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Grr!
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Go get 'em!
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[Snarling]
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Huh?
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Uh-oh.
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Action Hank!
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But I thought
we left you in the clutches of the giant octopus!
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Uh, ok. Snappy retort.
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Um, octopus, fish,
the number 8...
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Action Hank: That sucker
was paper!
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Dexter: Action Hank!
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I thought I smelled
stubble and trouble,
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so I decided
to drop in.
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Two action Hanks?
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But which one's
the real one?
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Who cares?
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Get them!
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Hank, we're
still out-bearded two to one!
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Quick, throw me your beard.
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[Groans]
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Oh!
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Fois Gras: Oh, you're
not quite through, Hanks.
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But you're both finished!
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En garde!
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Maybe now you will
get my point!
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Ah!
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Aye!
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Oh!
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Nice moves,
little Hank.
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Wow, thanks!
We really did it!
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Well, with beards
this rugged,
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was there any doubt
in your mind?
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[Laughs nervously]
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Actually, Hank,
I must confess.
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This is only
a synthetic beard.
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I'm not really rugged enough
to grow my own yet.
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Ah, that's all right,
little Hank.
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It doesn't matter
if you have the beard on the outside,
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as long as
you got the beard on the inside.
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[Laughing]
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So long, little Hank.
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So long, action Hank.
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There you are!
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We've been looking
all over for you!
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And Mrs. Claus
has been worried sick!
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[Ringing]
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Together: I won!
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No, I got here--
no, I got here--
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I was here first.
No, I did.
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[Arguing]
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[Teacher clears throat]
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Mandark! Dexter!
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We're sorry, Mr. Luzinski.
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Very well.
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Now, class. Can anyone tell me
what tomorrow is?
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Duh, Friday?
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Our game with
southside elementary?
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Crush the gators!
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The 50th anniversary
of the splitting of the atom?
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The birthday of the first
electron microscope?
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Annabelle's birthday.
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Aw, y'all shouldn't have!
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Well, I guess
all those things are true,
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but I just wanted
to announce that tomorrow is show-and-tell day.
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Ah, show-and-tell!
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[Thinking]
Another perfect opportunity to beat Dexter.
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And by transmoglifying
my lab ducky, I shall succeed at my most favorite desire.
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[Laughing]
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[Thinking]
Ah, show-and-tell.
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Another perfect opportunity
to beat mandark.
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And by transmoglifying
my lab monkey, I shall succeed at my most favorite desire.
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[Laughing]
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[Both laughing]
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Dexter, voice-over:
Countless exposures to biatomic energy.
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All testing proves negative.
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No enhanced abilities.
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No physical mutations.
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No nothing!
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It seems that you shall
never become anything more than a mere monkey!
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Oh, well. I guess
your special trick will have to do the job.
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Good night, monkey.
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Narrator: But little
does Dexter know
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that monkey is
actuallymonkey,
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the superpowered chimp
who protects our galaxy
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from all sorts
of intergalactic evil!
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Mandark, voice-over:
After countless exposure
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to biatomic energy,
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all testing proves negative.
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No enhanced abilities.
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No physical mutations.
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No nothing!
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It seems you shall
never become
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anything more
than a mere ducky!
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Oh, well. I guess your
special trick will have to do the job.
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[Quack]
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Good night, ducky.
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Narrator: But little does
mandark know
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that when the moonlight
hits ducky,
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it transforms him
into quackor the fowl!
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And now, back to our story.
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Mandark: Oh! Ah! Ooh!
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Ooh! Ah!
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I have to beat Dexter,
sworn enemy.
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Have to destroy
Dexter's lab.
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Mandark: Have to destroy
Dexter's lab!
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[Echoing]
Have to destroy Dexter's lab!
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If only ducky could.
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Ah, stupid Dee Dee
coming into my lab,
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using secret entrance
behind the bookcase.
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[Chattering]
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[Quacking]
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[Chattering]
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[Quacking]
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[Chattering]
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[Quacking]
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[Chattering]
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[Quacking]
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[Chattering]
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[Quacking]
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[Quacking]
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[Chattering]
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[Chattering]
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[Quacking]
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[Quacking]
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[Chattering]
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[Chattering angrily]
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[Quacking ferociously]
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[Chattering angrily]
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[Angry chattering and quacking]
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[Thuds and crashes]
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Dexter: Monkey!
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It's time for your big day!
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[Ringing]
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Well, class.
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I'm glad everyone is excited
about show-and-tell today.
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Now, who would like
to go first?
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Ooh! I'm first!
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No, me! No, me!
I'm first!
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No, I am!
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Not so fast!
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[Together]
Ladies and gentlemen,
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boys and girls,
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from the dawn
of man, comes--
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feast your eyes
on the wondrous
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avis anseris!
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Familia primate!
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Boy: What do theydo?
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[Together]
Oh, yes. That's right.
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Watch and be amazed
at the incredible feats of agility!
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Come on, come on!
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This is all
your fault!
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No, it's not!
It's your fault!
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Your fault!
This is your fault!
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Mandark! Dexter!
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I don't want to hear
another word out of you two!
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Got that?
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Narrator: Suddenly...
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I, the evil math magician,
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shall capture all the children
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and force them
to do homework forever!
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Narrator: Just then...
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Major glory!
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You asked for it!
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Uh-uh-uh! No violence
in schools.
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Hmm, you're right.
But there is one way to stop you.
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No! Not justice fruit pies,
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the delicious treat
you'd have to be crazy to hate!
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Ooh, I give up!
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Thanks, major glory!
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[Mumbling]
Don't thank me, thank justice fruit pies!
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What?
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I said, don't th--
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oh!
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[Laughing]
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[Chomping]
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Cookies!
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[Giggling]
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Aah!
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Ant!
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Aah!
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Icky, icky ants!
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Computer: Dee Dee
using father's golf shoes.
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Dee Dee using
father's golf shoes.
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Say your prayers,
ants!
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This is madness.
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00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:03,050
Dee Dee, cease
this mindless behavior.
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00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:07,033
Have you any inkling
of what you are about to do?
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00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,026
Well, I...
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Quiet! I am speaking
rhetorically.
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00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:11,200
Of course you don't!
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00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:14,173
Allow me to explain
the irony of the situation to you.
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00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:18,470
You are about to destroy
a highly organized, hard-working society,
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you sub-intellectual
walking broomstick!
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00:16:22,016 --> 00:16:25,416
Ants are a marvel
of insect evolution.
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Ants are--
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icky.
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To be respected.
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Icky.
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Respected. Icky.
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Respected.
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Even though
you are undeserving,
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I have no choice
but to further educate you
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in the superior ways
of the tiny titans.
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I do this not for you.
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I do it for the ants.
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00:16:45,016 --> 00:16:48,266
Dexter: It is here
in my astounding laboratory
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that you shall gain
a newfound respect
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for the noble denizens
of the dirt,
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for I, Dexter, have used
my superior intellect
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to assemble
the world's largest,
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most amazing ant farm!
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00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:03,353
I call it
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antopia!
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00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:09,430
Behold the wonders
of the mighty ant kingdom.
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Observe how they are always
on the move,
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forever working,
forever building, never tiring.
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Ants can lift 50 times
their own weight.
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And if one is injured,
the others instantly assist him.
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00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:28,323
[Whistle blows]
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00:17:28,350 --> 00:17:30,280
Dexter: And keep
the line moving!
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00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,346
Show's over.
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00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:35,383
Now, do you not see
how incredible they are?
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[Chewing]
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00:17:36,366 --> 00:17:39,166
See? See...Food!
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00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,400
Hmm, very well.
323
00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:43,323
You leave me
no alternative.
324
00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:44,420
You must learn respect
325
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for creatures that are
far superior to you.
326
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:49,300
Seafood!
327
00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:52,300
We will enter
the ant world
328
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,283
and live amongst them!
329
00:17:53,316 --> 00:17:56,176
But in order to do so,
we must Don
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the ant pants.
331
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,380
Thorax!
332
00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,096
Abdomen!
333
00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:03,280
Communicators!
334
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:07,296
Activate shrink ray!
335
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,250
[Yelping in pain]
336
00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,030
We made it,
Dee Dee!
337
00:18:14,066 --> 00:18:17,466
Now we can see firsthand
the mysteries of the ants' genius.
338
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,170
And with
these communicators,
339
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,420
we can understand
their language.
340
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:22,370
Ant: You there!
341
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,070
Why aren't you working?
342
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:27,030
I'm a, well,
great admirer,
343
00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:30,026
educating, uh,
sister, you see?
344
00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:32,376
Back in line,
mindless drones!
345
00:18:32,416 --> 00:18:35,276
Yes, sir.
Right away, Mr. Ant.
346
00:18:35,316 --> 00:18:39,166
Way to go, bugster.
Now we're both in trouble!
347
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,300
We are not,
Dee Dee.
348
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:43,033
All we need to do
is conform to their ways,
349
00:18:43,066 --> 00:18:46,026
and I am certain
they will accept us.
350
00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:47,046
Psst, Dexter.
351
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,053
I'm outta here.
352
00:18:51,116 --> 00:18:55,346
Ha ha! I got
a special assignment for you!
353
00:18:55,383 --> 00:18:57,233
Oh, boy.
354
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,350
[Panting]
355
00:19:13,383 --> 00:19:14,483
[Groans]
356
00:19:15,016 --> 00:19:15,466
Ouch!
357
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,130
The queen will see you,
lazy one.
358
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:21,126
I hope Dee Dee
is as miserable as I am.
359
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:23,166
Ok! A-one, a-two.
360
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:27,030
♪ If you wanna dance
and have a little fun ♪
361
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,326
♪ stick your legs
out in front ♪
362
00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:29,446
♪ that's the way it's done
363
00:19:29,483 --> 00:19:32,383
♪ you turn around once
so we can see your back ♪
364
00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:36,426
♪ and you go into the kitchen
and you have a little snack ♪
365
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,176
Yay!
366
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,070
Yuk yuk yuk!
367
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,000
[Cheering]
368
00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:47,223
Well, slave,
369
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:50,300
it appears you
haven't been showing much enthusiasm
370
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,423
for your job.
371
00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:54,000
We cannot tolerate
laziness!
372
00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:57,073
Perhaps you'd be
a bit more motivated
373
00:19:57,100 --> 00:20:00,330
when saving your life
becomes your job!
374
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,226
[Cheers and applause]
375
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:08,096
I hereby sentence you
to fight to the death!
376
00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:10,153
Release big red!
377
00:20:10,183 --> 00:20:12,453
[Cheering]
378
00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:19,273
[Roaring]
379
00:20:21,066 --> 00:20:23,416
I am a thinker,
not a fighter.
380
00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:25,230
Must reverse the shrink ray
381
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:29,396
and return Dee Dee and myself
to normal size!
382
00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:33,283
[Gasps]
383
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,296
[Cheering]
384
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,103
[Laughing nervously]
385
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:45,323
May I just say that
you are a fine specimen of the genus formicidae?
386
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:50,173
Dee Dee: May I have
your attention, please?
387
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:55,200
I have a special message
for Mr. Big red.
388
00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:58,353
[Roaring]
389
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,253
A-one, a-two.
390
00:21:02,283 --> 00:21:06,223
♪ If you want to dance
and have a little fun ♪
391
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,220
♪ stick your legs
out in front ♪
392
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,330
♪ that's the way
it's done ♪
393
00:21:09,366 --> 00:21:13,076
♪ you turn around once
so we can see your back ♪
394
00:21:13,116 --> 00:21:18,046
♪ then you go into the kitchen
and you have a little snack ♪
395
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:21,170
Let's get big,
Dee Dee.
396
00:21:23,183 --> 00:21:25,273
Gee, Dexter.
You were right.
397
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,020
The antsare
398
00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:29,230
take this! And this!
And then this!
399
00:21:29,266 --> 00:21:31,176
How about that one!
And then this one, too!
400
00:21:31,216 --> 00:21:35,296
Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education
401
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,250
enter at
your own peril,
402
00:21:39,283 --> 00:21:41,003
past
the vaulted door
403
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,133
where impossible
things may happen
404
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:45,376
that the world's
never seen before.
405
00:21:45,416 --> 00:21:49,276
♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪
406
00:21:49,316 --> 00:21:51,226
♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪
407
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,026
♪ you've ever seen
408
00:21:53,066 --> 00:21:56,076
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
409
00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:58,346
♪ to smithereens
410
00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:00,433
♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪
411
00:22:00,466 --> 00:22:03,246
♪ while things
go boom ♪
412
00:22:03,283 --> 00:22:05,253
♪ in Dexter's lab
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00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:07,323
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00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:11,120
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