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What is wrong
with this machine?
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Come on.
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It's been 10 minutes,
and I have had no alien contact!
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Hi, Dexter!
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Can you get miss Brenda
some sugar for her tea?
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Sure. One lump or 2?
Huh?
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Dee Dee,
what are you doing
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inside of my
alien communicator?
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I'm having a tea party,
you silly.
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Will you get out
of my machine?!
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Fine.
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Miss Brenda doesn't
like you, anyway.
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Now let us see
if this thing will work.
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Hooray! The aliens have landed!
The aliens have landed!
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Welcome to Dexter's laboratory.
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Well, what do you think?
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[Speaking alien language]
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Oh, wait a second.
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I forgot to use
my audio translator.
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Ok. Ready to go.
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As you can see,
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only a human with
an ingenious I.Q. Like myself
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could have built
such a spectacle of science.
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I'm sorry,
but here in the lab,
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we give
each other 3 feet of personal space.
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You will come with us, human,
for further examination.
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Yipe!
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Hi!
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Dee Dee,
what are you--
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hmm. Interesting
specimen.
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I mean, Dee Dee,
so good of you to join us.
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Who are your
funny-looking friends?
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[Sniffing]
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Eugh!
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Dee Dee,
these are my friends from far away.
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They're going on a trip
to, uh, candyland.
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I would go, but I
don't want to get experimented on.
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I mean, um, uh...
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I'm not hungry.
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Candyland? Let's go!
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Ooh! Pretty light!
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Now where's that candy?
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[Speaking
alien language]
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Bye, Dee Dee!
Bye-bye!
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Finally I am rid
of my sister forever,
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and I can enjoy conducting
my experiments in peace.
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Ahh! Sweet silence.
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Heh heh heh.
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Mother: Kids, dinnertime!
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Hey, mom,
what's for dinner?
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Well, Dexter,
creamed corn and sliced Dee Dee.
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Dexter, could you
help me set the table?
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Uh, sure, mom.
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Dexter, have you
seen your sister?
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Uh, she went to spend the night
at her friend's place.
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Mo...mom, may I
be excused?
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But, honey,
you haven't even touched your food.
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I'm not very hungry.
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It is very lonely here
without you.
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I...
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I can't even work.
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[Crying]
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Dee Dee: Help me, Dexter.
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Hold on, Dee Dee.
I am coming.
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[Alarm]
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Computer,
commence flight preparations
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for the star hammer
pursuit interceptor.
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I am en route to launch pad 3.
Pronto.
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Computer: Star hammer
is cleared for launch.
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[Ruff ruff]
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Dexter: Don't worry, Dee Dee.
I am coming to save you.
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Aah!
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Ha ha ha!
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Candy! Candy! Candy!
Candy! Candy!
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Any candy here?
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Aha! There she is!
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Ooh. Is this where you hide
the candy?
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Eugh!
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Dexter: I have you now.
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Trying to escape me, eh?
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Not so fast.
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Mmm! Is this where
the candy is hiding?
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Ooh! Is this Taffy?
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Oh, my sweet pajamas.
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They have disappeared
into hyperspace.
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Aah!
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Aaaah!
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All right! Give up the girl,
you spacey paste eaters!
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Hi, Dexter!
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Did you come to get
some candy, too?
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No, I came
to take you home.
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Well, we're not leaving
until we get some candy!
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What's candy?
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Hurry! Go get
her something!
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Hurry! Hurry!
Hurry! Hurry!
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Ooh! What does
this button do?
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Ooh! What's that?
Ooh! Ooh!
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Ahh!
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The justice friends--
3 of earth's mightiest heroes...
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Joining forces under one roof...
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To face the challenge
of everyday life.
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Starring major glory...
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Valhallen...
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And the infragible krunk in...
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What now?
Duckie.
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Yeah. Comb?
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Mirror?
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Yeah.
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Fridge.
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Yeah.
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Couch.
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Hey,
puppet pal clem?
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What?
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Whoa!
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Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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[Gurgling]
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Why you break toilet,
blondie?
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Dude, don't even
go there, dude.
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You know you
broke it, dude.
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Major glory:
What's going on in there?
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I'm still waiting
to take a shower.
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We better fix before
flagman find out.
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Uh...ok.
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I pledge allegiance
to the flag...
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No, no.
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I pledge allegiance...
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Hmm. I pledge allegiance
to the flag
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of the United States of America
and to the republic...
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This is crazy.
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Krunk no like basement.
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Aah! Aah!
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No. The republic--
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uh, flagman, flagman!
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We went into the basement
to fix a clog in the pipe,
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and we saw something
down there.
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It was nasty, dude.
You got to help us.
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All right. All right.
Just get off of me, will you? I'm naked!
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Who goes there?
Show yourself!
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It is i--ratman--
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the darkest, most feared
vigilante of all time!
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Behold my cavernous rat cave.
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Uh, dude, I think you're
a little confused, dude.
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This is our basement.
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Nonsense!
Do not attempt your clever ruse on me.
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Quickly identify
yourselves
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before I am forced
to take extreme action!
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Why, we're
the justice friends, of course.
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We're superheroes.
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And this
is our basement,
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so you'd better
start explaining
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what you're doing
down here.
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It all started long ago.
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There I was,
a mere child of 30, living with my parents--
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a happy family.
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It was movie night.
We had just seenBen,
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and I must admit, I was
a little excited by the film
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and was jumping around
like a giddy schoolgirl
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when a large sewer rat
emerged from the depths of the hideous underground...
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Aah! Aah!
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Scaring both
of my parents away...
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Forever!
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Leaving me,
a mere child of 30,
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to fend for myself
in the cruel city.
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Fortunately for me,
the rats took me in,
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cared for me, fed me,
and clothed me,
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taught me the way of the rodent,
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got me into
top physical condition,
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and even sent me
to vocational school.
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Alas, I inherited
their vast fortune,
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thus becoming ratman--
feared creature of the night.
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You are a very
disturbed little man.
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You do know that,
don't you?
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Uh, wait, dude.
Your story don't add up.
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I mean, aren't the rats
the ones who scared your parents away?
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Then, what? Ratman,
what's the motivation here?
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Are you, um, like,
avenging your parents, or...
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What do you mean?
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I got the costume, the belt.
What's not to get?
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The generator!
It's about to blow!
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Justice friends,
assemble!
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Attack!
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Valhallen!
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I'm all washed-up, dude.
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Huh? Grr!
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Krunk!
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Krunk!
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Krunk! Major glory!
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Whoo!
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Will you guys quit playing
with the boiler?
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I'm trying to tell you
my origins story.
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No! No!
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Awesome!
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Wow.
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Now, where was I?
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Oh, yeah. The hideous,
cruel, dark blackness of the night.
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So, Mr. Ratman,
they tell me you're a crime fighter, eh?
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Huh?
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Of course
I'm a crime fighter!
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What the heck have
I been talking about?
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Well, how would you
like to become a member
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of the greatest
crime-fighting team in the biz--
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the justice friends!
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How much does it pay?
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Well, we pay standard
journeyman scale for superhero crime fighters
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plus a health,
dental...
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Hmm.
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And vision plan.
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Cool!
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Psych!
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Just joshin'.
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Heh heh heh!
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So what's first
on the agenda?
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Let's get cracking.
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Now, now,
don't you worry, little man.
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We've got a very
special job for you.
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Uh! Oh, I'm beat.
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What a battle!
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Krunk sore!
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All I want to do
is chill and watch the tube.
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You can depend
on dippy diapers.
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If your baby's drippy,
just say dippy.
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[Static]
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Ratman is here!
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Show yourself,
evil scourge of justice!
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Gee, it's been
kind of slow lately.
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I mean, the blender last week,
the toaster before that.
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Where's all the archvillains
and psychopathic killers?
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I'm ready.
I can take them all.
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I got all these cool things...
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Dee Dee! Dee Dee!
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I heard
this great joke! Ha ha ha!
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Ok. Here it goes.
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A physics professor
and his assistant
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were working
on liberating
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negatively charged
hydroxyl ions
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when all of a sudden
the assistant says,
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"wait, professor.
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"What if
the salicylic acids
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don't accept
the hydroxyl ion?"
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And the professor
responds,
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"that's no hydroxyl ion,
that's my wife."
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Ha ha ha!
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Hey, Earl. How's life
treating you?
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Don't ask.
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Too late.
I already did.
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Let's see.
What do we have here?
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Anything for me?
Anything for me?
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00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:10,373
Anything for me?
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What about me?
Anything for me?
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00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:14,370
Why do you always
copy me?
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Look, hon. There's
some mail here
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for our little man
of the family.
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Oh, cool!
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00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,403
What is this?
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Publishers sweepinghouse?
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Dee Dee, there is
one here for you, too.
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Oh, boy!
I could be eligible
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for a chance at
winning an opportunity to be eligible to win--
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do you know
what the odds are
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of you winning
something like that?
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You have got
a better chance
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of finding it
on the playground.
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00:15:48,283 --> 00:15:50,203
A bill?
264
00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:55,473
200 million?
265
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,030
But I'm just a kid.
266
00:15:57,066 --> 00:15:58,996
Where am I going to find
that kind of money?
267
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:04,133
Place the stamp here
for a free clock with 10 purchases.
268
00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:07,423
Dad, we need to have
a talk, man-to-man.
269
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:09,220
Yeah, sure, son.
270
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:13,100
Publishers sweepinghouse
will have you saying "it's fun to be rich."
271
00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:14,133
Ho ho ho!
272
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,226
It's about
my allowance.
273
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,466
Pay attention, dad.
274
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,370
Now, if you started me
at the rate of 5 cents a week at age 4
275
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,420
but in 9 months of that
year it was raised to 10 cents a week,
276
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:27,080
ok, if it would
continue to raise at an exponential rate
277
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,176
compounded with
the rate of inflation...
278
00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:31,066
Sounds fair.
279
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,170
And furthermore
factoring in
280
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,280
the survey of the other
kids in the neighborhood
281
00:16:35,316 --> 00:16:38,166
averaged into the statistics
of allowance rates
282
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,250
not only here
in this country,
283
00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:41,353
but all over the world,
284
00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:45,253
I should be making
$1.5 million weekly.
285
00:16:45,283 --> 00:16:48,023
Hmm. Can't argue
with the facts,
286
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,200
but you'll have
to settle for
287
00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:54,333
a quarter of a million
this time, champ.
288
00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:55,146
Drat!
289
00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:56,273
What about me?
290
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:59,050
Well, according
to Dexter's charts and graphs,
291
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:03,003
you should get 5 bucks
because you're older.
292
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,250
Hi, Dexter!
293
00:17:21,283 --> 00:17:22,253
[Telephone rings]
294
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:26,073
Mother: Dexter, telephone!
295
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,180
Hello?
296
00:17:27,216 --> 00:17:30,046
Man: This is
the NASA payment collection agency.
297
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,253
We still haven't
received your payment here.
298
00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:34,053
Did you
get our notice?
299
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:37,073
Uh, I don't think so.
300
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,450
I don't see it here.
301
00:17:38,483 --> 00:17:40,003
I've been busy here.
302
00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:42,183
I have been having trouble
getting my mail,
303
00:17:42,216 --> 00:17:44,196
and I have to leave
the country.
304
00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:45,303
Ok. Well, do you know
305
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:48,153
that you only have 2 days
left to pay it, then?
306
00:17:48,183 --> 00:17:50,033
But the notice says
I've got 10 days!
307
00:17:50,066 --> 00:17:53,196
Oh, so youdid
receive our notice, then?
308
00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:55,073
Drat!
309
00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:58,203
What you doing,
Dexter?
310
00:17:58,233 --> 00:18:00,033
Huh? Get out of here,
Dee Dee.
311
00:18:00,066 --> 00:18:02,166
I am trying
to have a sale and make some cash.
312
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:06,150
A sale? Well, I'm going
to have a sale, too.
313
00:18:06,183 --> 00:18:07,403
So?
314
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:09,473
Go ahead.
315
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,150
Step right up,
ladies and gentlemen,
316
00:18:11,183 --> 00:18:13,383
for the finest
in home electronics--
317
00:18:13,416 --> 00:18:16,326
time traveler,
atomic smashing devices.
318
00:18:16,366 --> 00:18:18,176
Come on up.
Don't be shy.
319
00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:19,296
What can I do you for?
320
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:22,323
Uh, yeah. How much
for this cool glowy thingy?
321
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:24,000
That, my good friend,
322
00:18:24,033 --> 00:18:26,003
is no mere
glowing thingy,
323
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:27,133
but a nuclear
nitroliquid.
324
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:30,476
Oh, I just wanted
a cool glowing thingy.
325
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,020
[Woman screaming]
326
00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:36,030
[Sirens]
327
00:18:36,066 --> 00:18:38,146
Hmm. I better
take care of that later.
328
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:42,133
Hey, mister, how much
for the giant ant?
329
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,426
How much for the cool
glowing thingy?
330
00:18:44,466 --> 00:18:46,296
A dollar.
331
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:50,183
How much for the video
game patterns book?
332
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:54,176
Heh heh heh.
That one's not for sale.
333
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,346
We shall take
your light converters.
334
00:18:57,383 --> 00:19:00,203
Fine. That will be 14.99
for the pair.
335
00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:05,173
I said we shalltake
your light converters.
336
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,300
Like I said, take them,
they're yours.
337
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:13,083
$6.00, $7.00, $8.00
and 41, 42, 43--
338
00:19:13,116 --> 00:19:16,246
how'd you do, Dexter?
339
00:19:16,283 --> 00:19:19,233
I'll do your homework.
I guarantee an "a."
340
00:19:19,266 --> 00:19:21,476
The price?
Only $2,000 a page.
341
00:19:22,016 --> 00:19:23,126
Oh! No, no, no, no!
342
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:26,376
Fine, then! See if
you graduate Harvard by yourself!
343
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,466
[Doorbell rings]
344
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,170
It's dek McMahon!
345
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:35,180
Dee Dee, there's someone
here to see you!
346
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,096
Here you go, Dee Dee.
347
00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:39,303
You're our
$200 million winner.
348
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,123
Ho ho ho!
349
00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:43,180
Holy cow!
350
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,316
What do you say,
Dee Dee?
351
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,450
Thanks!
352
00:19:46,483 --> 00:19:50,083
No problem, Dee Dee.
Just put it in a safe spot.
353
00:19:50,116 --> 00:19:52,046
I will!
354
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,333
This is ridiculous!
355
00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:57,326
I need to make some loot!
356
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:06,300
Oh, boy!
357
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:12,133
Now only $199,900,999
left to go.
358
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,246
[Doorbell rings]
359
00:20:13,283 --> 00:20:19,053
Dexter, there's some men
from NASA here to see you.
360
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:25,470
Uh, tell them
I'll be right down.
361
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,300
[Teeth chattering]
362
00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:33,020
She does have more than enough.
363
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:34,120
[Gasps]
364
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,320
But what if I get caught?
365
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:37,480
Oh!
366
00:20:38,016 --> 00:20:41,016
No, no. I will never resort
to stealing.
367
00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:43,270
A man of my stature
and intelligence
368
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:46,150
would never resort
to common thievery.
369
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:49,273
Dexter!
370
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,323
[Sighs]
371
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:57,130
Oh, Dexter, you know I would
have loaned you the money...
372
00:20:57,166 --> 00:21:01,446
If only you had just asked.
373
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:05,030
Oh, the shame!
374
00:21:05,066 --> 00:21:07,066
Would it be ok
if I asked you now
375
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:11,420
if it would be ok
if I could please borrow the money?
376
00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:13,320
May I please
borrow the money?
377
00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:18,420
Um...ok, but only
under one condition.
378
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,130
Dee Dee, keep your
things out of my side of the lab!
379
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:27,076
Sorry, Dexter.
380
00:21:27,116 --> 00:21:29,266
Captioning made possible by
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381
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:33,430
captioning performed by
the national captioning institute, inc.
382
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,280
Enter at
your own peril,
383
00:21:38,316 --> 00:21:39,296
past
the bolted door
384
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,033
where impossible
things may happen
385
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,176
that the world's
never seen before.
386
00:21:43,216 --> 00:21:47,176
♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪
387
00:21:47,216 --> 00:21:49,146
♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪
388
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,433
♪ you've ever seen
389
00:21:50,466 --> 00:21:54,046
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
390
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,323
♪ to smithereens
391
00:21:56,350 --> 00:21:58,450
♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪
392
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:01,083
♪ while things
go boom ♪
393
00:22:01,116 --> 00:22:05,066
♪ in Dexter's lab
394
00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:08,273
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