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Oh, I don't know, do you want
me to hold your paintball trophy
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- while you open the door?
- Oh.
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Trophy-holding's
only for winners.
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Ouch.
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No, but, seriously,
today was so fun.
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What are you up to tomorrow?
You want to grab dinner?
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Uh, actually I can't.
I have to go to a thing
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with another woman.
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And now it's my
turn to say, "Ouch."
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I-It's my nonna.
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Uh, she's old-school Italian,
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so the two of us always
do Sunday dinner together.
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Uh, don't get jealous,
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but she does always
kiss me good night.
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I lived in Italy
for a few years.
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Sì, uh...
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Okay, someone
only learned the food words.
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Well, I couldn't cook. How
else was I supposed to eat?
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Tell me more about
this Sunday dinner.
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Nonna goes all out... I mean,
Sunday sauce, handmade pasta.
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She spends the entire
day in the kitchen.
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How cool. You know,
I love dinner.
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And I'd love to meet
your grandmother.
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Uh... yeah.
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I'm not sure we're there yet.
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Oh, really?
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I mean, I just thought we were.
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Uh, yeah, no, it's ju...
It's just that her place is
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really, really small, so...
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Well, I'll make Sunday dinner.
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Didn't you just
say you can't cook?
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Well, I couldn't cook then,
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but now... I'm amazing.
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Handmade pasta? I'm
a master at that
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cranky machine thingy.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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Tomorrow night.
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Okay... sure. Yeah, uh,
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we'll see you tomorrow night
for dinner at Carly's Cucina.
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That means kitchen.
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Yes, it does.
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Spencer, can I host a really
important dinner party
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here tomorrow night, so
I can meet Wes's grandma?
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I can? Thank you.
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Ooh! Meeting the family?
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Sounds like you're
getting serious,
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like me and Maeve and
our perfect relationship.
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Oh, there's my Sleeping Beauty,
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freshly risen from
dozing the day away.
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Mmm. Well...
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I wouldn't need a
nap if my sweet baby
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didn't snore all night.
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Oh. I could've sworn I
was the one up all night,
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thanks to your
ocean noise machine.
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- Nothing more soothing than the sounds of seagulls.
- Mm.
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- Squawk! Squawk!
- Mmm.
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I love those birds.
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Maybe more than I love you.
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Just kidding.
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- Bye.
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See?
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Aren't we adorable?
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That was my nightmare.
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Seems like you burned right
through the honeymoon phase,
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and now you're on
to the next one.
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Which is what?
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The "smean" phase...
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Where everything's mean,
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but with a smile.
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Carly, check it out...
The perfect look
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for Double Dutch's first music
video with a real budget.
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It's kaleidoscope like her
first single "Kaleidoscope."
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And it's tattered like her
second single "Tatters."
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And it's elegant like
her third single...
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- "Ugly."
- Uh
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yeah, so ugly.
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Wow, the disrespect.
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Double Dutch is on the rise,
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and she's counting on me to
help her get to the next level.
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Like, where would Gaga be
without her meat dress?
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Or where would Katy Perry
be without her cupcake bra?
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Wait, should I be doing
something with food?
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I don't know, I don't
want to think about food.
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I invited Wes and his
grandmother over for dinner,
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and he said we
weren't there yet.
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But you've been on nine dates.
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I know. So after that,
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I pushed him just a little,
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and he said, "Sure."
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Ooh.
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I know.
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Now I have to make
this gourmet feast.
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- You don't cook.
- So I can impress his grandma.
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Who he didn't want you to meet.
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And then maybe he'll
define the relationship
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and ask me to be his girlfriend.
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You two haven't done that yet?
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Oh, I mean, yes!
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Great plan. Manifest, queen.
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But, look, you don't
have to pretend to cook.
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Just be your authentic self.
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:
Hello, Harper Designs,
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Miss Pennyfeathers speaking.
How may I help you?
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: It's Dutch.
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: I'll see
if Miss Harper's available.
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Aw, Miss Pennyfeathers,
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the hardest-working fake
assistant in the biz.
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: Mm-hmm. Dutch!
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How are you?
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I hear you're having
a dinner party,
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which is perfect timing because
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I just finished the beta version
of the app I'm developing.
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Can I give you the
Barracuda Boardroom pitch?
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Fine. I'll pretend
to be a wealthy,
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overly judgmental investor
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that can make or break you.
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Freddie Benson is
an app designer
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from Seattle, Washington.
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He's cool with fish,
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cruel with bedtimes,
and he's come here today
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to share an app that's going
to revolutionize cooking.
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Hey, Barracudas.
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Whipping up a big meal is hard.
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With all the different recipes
and ingredients and timing,
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who can keep it straight?
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That's why I created
Bon Appe-timer,
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the app that takes the
guesswork out of kitchen work.
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Just drag in your recipes
and the app alerts you
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every step of the way.
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This is exactly what I need.
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- Well, I'm in.
- You're right.
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Kaleidoscope, tatters,
elegance... it's so passé.
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I don't know why my
assistant pulled that.
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: Please
don't fire me, Miss Harper.
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I need this job
to feed me family.
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: All right,
I'll give you one last chance.
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Yeah, girl, she been
messing up a lot.
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I got to say, Freddie's
app is saving my butt.
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I couldn't decide between
rigatoni, ziti, or spaghetti,
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so I found a recipe
that uses them all.
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It's called Raviolo Maximo.
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It's the Turducken of pasta.
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Yeah, Turducken, yum.
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Wow, the disrespect.
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Sorry, I'm distracted.
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Dutch has hated the last
five looks I've shown her.
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If this one's not a
hit, I'm probably fired.
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Do you think she'll like this?
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Reminder, I am very fragile.
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Yeah, she's gonna love it.
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But if she doesn't, are you
just gonna bail on it again?
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If I want to keep my job!
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I can't just tell Double
Dutch what I think.
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But isn't that exactly
what you're hired to do?
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Carly
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sweet Carly.
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You know nothing.
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I've been saying that for years.
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Oh, that reminds me.
Millicent, I am begging you,
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please be nice to me tonight.
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You got it, Aunt Carly.
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Wes really hit the
jackpot when he met you.
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Already bribed her?
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Yep. I wanted you to be able
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to focus on what matters
the most tonight.
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Defining my
relationship with Wes?
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No, the real star
of this evening...
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My app.
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- Ooh, pasta's ready.
- Great news!
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Figured out how to stay
in the honeymoon phase.
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I found this book How to
Stay in the Honeymoon Phase.
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Listen.
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"The first thing you
should know is that
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"for every relationship,
the honeymoon phase
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ends at some point."
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This book was written
by a mean liar.
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Okay, he's here.
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Uh, remember, this dinner
is really important to me,
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so everyone be on
their best behavior.
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Welcome.
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Uh, sorry, I came
straight from work.
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Carly, this is my nonna Sylvia.
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: It is so
nice to meet you.
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Uh, this is my brother
Spencer, that's Freddie
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and his daughter Millicent,
and my roommate Harper.
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: Hello!
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What a nice-looking
bunch you are.
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And, Carly, aren't
you a stunner.
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Thank you, Sylvia.
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Oh, call me Nonna.
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- I'm gonna change real quick.
- I'll take your coat.
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- I'll finish setting the table.
- I'll get drinks.
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Well, I guess it's just me
and you, Nonna.
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Oh, good, because I have
something to tell you.
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I don't like you.
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This is a disaster.
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Wes's nonna hates me.
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If she doesn't like me, there's
not gonna be a relationship.
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- Aah!
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Time to layer the three
pastas inside the raviolo!
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Uh, Spencer, Harper,
go entertain Nonna.
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You got it.
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Don't leave it to the
amateurs when you've got
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a pro in the house.
Grannies can't resist
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this.
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Carly, I will not let you down.
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Wow. What did you
bribe her with?
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Bon Appe-timer stock options.
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She said it would round
out her portfolio.
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Hi, Nonna Sylvia. I'm Millicent.
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Want to see me do a cartwheel?
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I'd love to.
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Why don't you do a few
out in the hallway?
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But then you won't
be able to see me.
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Exactly.
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Yeah, you're screwed.
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Oh!
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Here's my handsome Wesley!
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Carly? You're the angel
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I prayed would
land on this earth
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for my grandson.
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- She's really into praying.
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To who?
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- Oh. Uh...
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Time to put the
raviolo in the oven.
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Wait, this doesn't make sense.
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How am I supposed to
put the raviolo in
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when the garlic bread's already
baking at another temperature?
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- Hang on a second.
- Okay.
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- Uh, here.
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Oh.
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:
Hello, Harper Designs.
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May I place you on a brief hold?
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At least Spencer's still there.
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- : Spencer!
- Got to go.
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Great news, nothing
wrong with the app.
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It was user error.
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How do people on TV make
dinner parties look so easy?
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That Barefoot Contessa
is a lying she-devil.
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Do you need some help, chef?
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Oh, no need.
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Everything's running smoothly.
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I'm very impressive.
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Wow.
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Look at all these people that
no one told me were coming over,
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my little social butterfly.
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It's almost like you heard
them, knew they were here,
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and chose not to say hi,
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my precious hermit crab.
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What a fun, little play
you must be rehearsing for.
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Since nobody fights at
important dinner parties.
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: Love you!
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Big problem.
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There's a problem?
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- Here, I can help you.
- Oh, no. No, you can't.
256
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,470
'Cause there's no problem.
257
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,401
You're not gonna leave, are you?
258
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,839
Of course not. Dutch
is coming here.
259
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,436
- What? When?
260
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,768
Now-ish? Look,
261
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,314
I promise it'll be real quick.
262
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,220
She insisted on seeing her
video outfit in person.
263
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:20,014
Carly, if I don't nail this
assignment, I could lose my job.
264
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,923
Okay, just keep
it inconspicuous.
265
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,616
Of course. Nonna won't
even know that she's here.
266
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,232
I assume everyone
knows who I am. No.
267
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,698
I don't need your names.
268
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,627
I will call all
of you Josephine,
269
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:41,702
after my sister,
whoms I don't like.
270
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,248
Please-please tell me this is
not the outfit you wanted me
271
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,812
- to see.
- Uh...
272
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,837
This dumb thing?
273
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,812
No! No.
274
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,578
I don't think it's
dumb. I think it...
275
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,320
It's smoking!
276
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,645
It's on fire!
277
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,087
Dinner is moments away.
278
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,855
You screwed me, Benson.
279
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,587
You had the garlic bread
too close to the broiler.
280
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,559
That's not on me.
281
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,097
Ugh! Where is my outfit?
282
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,873
The shoot is tomorrow.
283
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,441
Um, I'm gonna be
totally honest with you.
284
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:24,380
My assistant Miss Pennyfeathers
is on her way with it.
285
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,177
Okay, well, how far is she?
286
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,449
'Cause I was already
hungry, and now the smell
287
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:31,578
of charred garlic
bread has me ravenous.
288
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,324
Oh, well, do you want to...?
289
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,690
Stay for dinner?
290
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,818
Oh, I would love to!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
291
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,003
That just came out of me.
292
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,695
Carly
293
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,797
do you mind if Dutch
stays for dinner?
294
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,699
Oh, cool.
295
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,701
An unexpected guest,
296
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,573
who also happens to be a
high-maintenance indie darling,
297
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,982
at the most important
dinner of my life.
298
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,609
We're having fun!
299
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,386
Um, I'm not a huge
fan of tomatoes,
300
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,286
so I'm not gonna do the pasta.
301
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,858
Um, but it's okay. Don't worry.
302
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,387
I will just take whatever
the chef's alternate meal is.
303
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,962
Thank you, Josephine.
304
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,274
You screwed me,
too, Bettencourt.
305
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,543
Carly, if
you don't let me help,
306
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,208
I'll never come over again.
307
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,737
Okay, fine.
308
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,942
Um, could you just make
sure that there...?
309
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,884
Serving spoons? Already got 'em.
310
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,752
What are you wearing?
311
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,350
Something downright adorable
312
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,251
to make that old broad like me.
313
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,553
Ah.
314
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,094
Well, hello, Mrs. Wes's Grandma.
315
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,114
I was hoping that we could
sit next to each other
316
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,762
during dinner, and you could
tell me about the good old days.
317
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,665
Oh, I would love to.
318
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,766
There was this glorious time
319
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,599
a few minutes ago
320
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,614
when you weren't here.
321
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,341
It's official.
322
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,082
I've lost my mojo.
323
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,186
"Meal complete. You are done."
324
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,215
I am? That was so fast!
325
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,685
- Moment of truth.
326
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:28,202
Uh... is it supposed to be
327
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,941
pulsating?
328
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,907
The pulsating's how
you know it's done.
329
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,213
I did it.
330
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,838
I can't believe I did it.
331
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,878
Everyone, let's eat!
332
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:42,878
Oh!
333
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,893
This is a beautiful table!
334
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:49,556
And look at the pulsation
on that raviolo!
335
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,156
Thank you, Nonna.
336
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,429
Uh, Maeve, my sweet love, would
you like to sit next to me?
337
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,628
No.
338
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,628
I'm really happy we did this.
339
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,403
I knew we were ready.
340
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:07,274
I just love seeing all your
faces around the table.
341
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,514
It's so great that
342
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,978
She's choking!
343
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,808
Nonna's choking! Here, get up!
344
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,883
Okay.
345
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,721
Let go of me!
346
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,159
What are you doing?
347
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,557
You were choking!
348
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,658
- Are you okay?
- I wasn't choking.
349
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,700
I ate a bite of raw sausage
350
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:32,966
and was trying to spit it out,
when this one jumped on me!
351
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,036
I thought you were dying!
352
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:38,205
I'm sorry, did you
say "raw sausage"?
353
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,939
I have a broken rib.
354
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,384
And I have a broken app.
355
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,849
I am so, so sorry.
356
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,018
I need to lie down.
357
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,288
Uh, you can use my place.
Here, I'll take you.
358
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,886
Aah! Don't touch me!
359
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,888
Yeah, Carly. I'll take her.
360
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,028
: So
361
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,400
do you think it's
safe to eat the salad?
362
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,771
Well, this seals it.
363
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,942
I don't think Wes wants
to be in a relationship
364
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,112
with an elder abuser.
365
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,050
Come on, I'm sure
his grandma's fine.
366
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,606
That's why we have so many ribs.
367
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,584
Oh, I could go for some ribs!
368
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,423
I'm just gonna say what
everyone's thinking.
369
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,748
- Outback.
- Chili's.
370
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:33,857
Okay, I can't just sit here
feeling sorry for myself.
371
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,030
I'm gonna go apologize
to Wes and Sylvia.
372
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,200
Aw! Who's this little guy?
373
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,102
Her name is Kevin.
374
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,814
And she lives in my purse.
375
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,406
And now
376
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,608
she lives in my lap.
377
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,551
Can I talk to you
really quick over...?
378
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,006
Oh, yeah.
379
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,859
You want to order a pizza?
Anything but pineapple.
380
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,323
Unless you like pineapple,
in which case, mahalo.
381
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,019
I'm starting to think
that your assistant
382
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,364
isn't coming with my outfit.
383
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,015
No, she's coming.
384
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,734
Uh, maybe her
quintuplets got sick.
385
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,195
Or she had to take her
baby to the airport.
386
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,538
Look, if you and I
can't work together
387
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,202
like a well-oiled machine,
388
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,728
I'm gonna have to
hire someone else.
389
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,072
Well-oiled machine?
390
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,698
Wes's coveralls. Wait, hold
that thought. I need to work.
391
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,644
- If-if that's okay with you.
- Yes, go!
392
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:24,310
I'll fire Miss Pennyfeathers
when she gets here.
393
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,523
Nonna Sylvia?
394
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,545
I'll let you sleep.
395
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,551
I'm so sorry that I hurt you.
396
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:39,862
And... I lied about
knowing how to cook.
397
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,895
I just wanted to impress Wes.
398
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:47,596
And you, 'cause you
mean so much to him.
399
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,038
And I like him a lot.
400
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,608
Like, a lot a lot.
401
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,836
Sorry, maybe that's
too many lots.
402
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,442
I like him a sane amount.
403
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,547
I just really hope that
maybe you can forgive me.
404
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,350
And...
405
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,852
Oh, no.
406
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:10,723
Why is your hand
so cold and clammy?
407
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,163
Nonna? Nonna?
408
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,090
Oh, my God.
409
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,895
This can't be happening.
410
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,266
Okay, I-I can do this.
411
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,866
I saw a CPR video online once.
412
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,506
- Clear!
413
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,737
- Get off of me!
- Oh, my God!
414
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,442
Wes!
415
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,954
She tried to kill me again!
416
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,105
No! No, no, no. I was
trying to save you.
417
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,645
Carly, what are you doing?
418
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,549
I-I'm sorry. I
thought she was dead!
419
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,651
- Well, I'm not!
- A-And I'm glad!
420
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,863
I am so glad you're not dead.
421
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,957
Again.
422
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,428
Come on, Harper.
423
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,757
Let's see it.
424
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,965
May I present...
425
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,537
Greased Lightning.
426
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,166
Aah! No, you may not.
427
00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,571
Oh, I'm sorry.
428
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,842
I don't love Grease.
429
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,442
First of all,
430
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,484
you need to put some respect
on Olivia Newton-John's name.
431
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,950
- Oh.
- And second of all,
432
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,619
this is the look.
433
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,218
It says you are the
well-oiled machine.
434
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,091
You're in the driver's seat.
435
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,689
- Skrr, skrr.
- Oh. Oh.
436
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,690
- You leave the competition in the dust.
- Ooh.
437
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,662
Honey, you're miles ahead.
438
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,001
Oh! Okay, enough car puns.
439
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,767
I'm into it.
440
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,796
You are? Um, I mean,
of course you are.
441
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,201
It's so Dutch.
442
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,373
Oh!
443
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,111
I love Dutch.
444
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,740
Where has this Harper
been this whole time?
445
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,113
Terrified of losing her job.
446
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,752
Aw. Well
447
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,649
maybe she can be
slightly less terrified.
448
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,852
She loves that for her.
449
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,132
There you are.
450
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,765
This is where I go when
I need to get some air.
451
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,370
Did we move too fast?
452
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,869
Only according to
everyone we know.
453
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,539
I mean, I built you the
Titanic for our first date.
454
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,535
Do you think that
was a bad omen?
455
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:15,111
I love you, Maeve, but I
think we need some space.
456
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,084
Hmm. Of course we do.
457
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,653
Because my immature
sweetie has never been
458
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,392
in a real relationship before.
459
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,919
Because my honey
bunny has trust issues
460
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,364
from lying to her friends
and family for four years.
461
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,903
I guess we both got
some growing up to do.
462
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,041
Maybe one day we can grow
back towards each other.
463
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,436
Hmm. I'd like that.
464
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,669
I'm not gonna live
on a boat. No.
465
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,376
You okay, Spence?
466
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,673
Nonna's waiting in the car.
467
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,568
So... I should head out.
468
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,642
I'd say today was fun, but...
469
00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,411
I know it wasn't.
470
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,549
And I'd say see you later,
471
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:21,445
but I know you're
never gonna call me.
472
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,578
You were right.
473
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,183
We weren't ready.
474
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,594
Carly
475
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,716
no one is ready
to meet my nonna.
476
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,261
You probably didn't
notice 'cause I told her
477
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:33,828
to be on her best behavior,
478
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,496
but she can be a serious pill.
479
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,696
I don't think so.
480
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,068
Most pills have
healing properties.
481
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:43,965
You know
482
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,510
my last girlfriend would
have let her choke.
483
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:50,176
Are you saying that
I'm your girlfriend?
484
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:54,078
Does this answer your question?
485
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,687
- Not really. I mean, am I your girlfriend?
- How about this?
486
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:09,096
Damn it, Nonna, stop
salting my game.
487
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,202
Mmm.
488
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,470
Can't go wrong with
spaghetti tacos.
489
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,809
Mm-hmm.
490
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:21,412
This was so worth the wait.
491
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:24,038
You know what, I get it now.
492
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,749
Kevin, I know we just
met a few minutes ago,
493
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,765
but would you be interested
in moving in with me?
494
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,789
I'll build you a boat.
495
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,391
Kevin's more of an
independent woman,
496
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,134
but if you want,
497
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,107
you can watch her tomorrow
during my video shoot.
498
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:46,831
I would love that.
499
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,477
This little lady's
gonna help me through
500
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:49,641
the toughest day of my life.
501
00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:51,566
You know, studies have shown
502
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,771
that petting a dog
is very therapeutic.
503
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,513
Unless your allergic.
504
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,678
Then you'll just get hives.
505
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,623
And too bad there's no way
to connect people who need
506
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:02,377
pet sitters with
507
00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:04,622
people who need therapy animals.
508
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:07,987
Like an Airbnb but for pets.
509
00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:11,416
I'll call the app...
510
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,764
Kevin.
511
00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:16,964
Yeah, I need her back now.
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