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Very well. 9 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,326 At what age did you become sexually active? 10 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,411 [woman] Eighteen. 11 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,371 - Eighteen? - [woman] Yes. 12 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:40,707 [grunts] 13 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,208 [pen scratching] 14 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,294 - [social worker] Are your parents alive? - Yes. 15 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,713 - How is your relationship with them? - Good. 16 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:49,674 [woman 2] How would you describe your relationship with your father? 17 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:50,758 None. 18 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:54,262 He left when, uh... I was very young. 19 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:57,098 And your mother... was she strict? 20 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:58,600 [man laughing] No. 21 00:00:58,683 --> 00:01:01,895 No, no. She's a hippie, free love and all. 22 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:05,815 Um... she's a liberal, animal lover. 23 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,109 She was vegetarian before it was a thing. 24 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,694 She's AMLO to the bitter end. 25 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:13,823 And that was even, uh... before he raised seniors' benefits. 26 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,075 She's pretty cool. 27 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,358 [social worker 1] How many sexual partners have you had? 28 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,161 Four. 29 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:20,913 You sure about that? 30 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:22,999 What do you mean? 31 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:26,503 [social worker 2] How many sexual partners have you had? 32 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,130 That's a loaded question. I don't know, uh... 33 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:31,299 - I can't answer that. - Approximately? 34 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,134 Mmm... 35 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,929 [social worker 2] In the range of 10 to 20? 20 to 30? 36 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:39,057 [social worker 1] Have you ever used psychotropic substances? 37 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:41,308 Marijuana. 38 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:44,062 [social worker 2] Have you ever used psychotropic substances? 39 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:45,772 Honestly, yeah. 40 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:49,067 [social worker 1] How old were you when you met daughter's father? 41 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:50,527 I was 20 years old. 42 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:52,028 Thirty-two. 43 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:56,074 [social worker 1] How old was your daughter when she lost her first tooth? 44 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:57,367 [chuckles] 45 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,953 [social worker 2] What's the name of your daughter's teacher? 46 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:01,621 - Hmm. - You don't know. 47 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:05,041 [social worker 1] Would you say you lose your temper easily? 48 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:06,501 No. 49 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:08,545 No. Uh... no. 50 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,047 [social worker 1] Are you a victim of domestic violence? 51 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,048 No. 52 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,759 [social worker 2] Ever been violent towards your partner? 53 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:15,885 Mm-mmm. No. 54 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,089 [social worker 2] Has your daughter been diagnosed with the following problems? 55 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,850 Just say yes and no answers, please. I don't need a story. 56 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,477 Does she feel sad and hopeless? Does she cry a lot? 57 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:25,603 No. 58 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,814 - [social worker 2] Is she irritable? - No. 59 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:29,816 Does she dwell on death or loss? 60 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:30,733 No. 61 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,986 Is she anxious, nervous, or worried? 62 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:33,903 No. 63 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,697 - Any panic attacks? - No. 64 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,740 - Trouble seeing or hearing? - No. 65 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,451 That's all, thank you. Go to the next desk. 66 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:48,585 [upbeat rock theme music playing] 67 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,003 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 68 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,364 THREE MONTHS EARLIER 69 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,078 [inhales and exhales deeply] 70 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,580 [mellow acoustic guitar playing] 71 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,293 [exhales] 72 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,414 [woman] Ruy! 73 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:50,914 Who is it? 74 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,375 [girl] It's me! 75 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:54,585 [woman] "Me" who? 76 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:57,380 [girl] Andrea, your daughter. 77 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:01,968 [woman] Shove... The mattress, under the bed! Come on, hurry! 78 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,637 This is a nice surprise. 79 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,139 Come in, little miss. 80 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:07,265 [Andrea] Thank you. 81 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:09,851 What's up, little monkey? 82 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:11,811 I had a bad dream. 83 00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:15,023 - Oh! I'm so sorry to hear that. - What? Really, sweet pea? Again? 84 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,733 - What's that, Mommy? - Oh, boy. 85 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,234 - Nothing. - Andrea? 86 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,360 There you go. 87 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,755 - What happened in the dream? - [Andrea] It was a bad dream. 88 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:22,905 What was it about? 89 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:25,074 [Andrea] About Ortiburcio. 90 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,160 Who is Ortiburcio? 91 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:29,037 He's a mean chicken. 92 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,373 I was in the forest where Grandma went crazy. 93 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,042 - No way. - And then what happened? 94 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:38,087 Ortiburcio got mad at me for playing with other chickens. 95 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:40,048 - What? - And then what? 96 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,925 Then, some UFOs came and took him away. 97 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,971 Then, I got lost in the forest and couldn't find my way back home. 98 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,725 I told you, therapy for this kid will cost a fortune. 99 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:52,393 [chuckling] No fucking kidding. 100 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,854 Well, I'm not surprised you're having nightmares 101 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:56,856 if you're wearing that awful thing. 102 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:59,442 Your dad is trying to influence your taste in music. 103 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:01,819 [Ruy] No, I'm not. You like Iron Maiden, don't you? 104 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,654 Not really. 105 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:06,115 [Ruy] No? Say that again. 106 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,576 [laughing] What? I can't hear you. You what? Huh? 107 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:09,660 [Andrea] No, no no! 108 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:12,205 - I can't hear you. - No, no, no. 109 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,123 - [chuckling] - You guys! 110 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,708 [Ruy] No, no, no! 111 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,044 Okay, it's time to go back to sleep. 112 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:20,797 - I'm not ticklish. - Can I sleep in your bed with you? 113 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:25,885 Okay, but let's see who falls asleep first. 114 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:27,220 Okay, one, two, three! 115 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:32,016 ["Maldito" by Jessy Bulbo playing] 116 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:04,173 Ready, junebug? Got your insoles in your shoes? 117 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,257 No, I can't find them. 118 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:07,927 They're under your dresser. Hurry, we're late. 119 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:11,389 - [Ruy] They're under the bed! - Thank you! 120 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,601 If they're not there, just never mind. Hurry, Andrea! 121 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:16,727 [Andrea] Coming! 122 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,898 Idalia, have some breakfast. It's late. 123 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:24,110 - I'll take out the trash, then I'll eat. - [Ruy] Hurry, Idalia. 124 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:26,779 [mother] Come on, up you go! 125 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,948 You're just in time. Here! 126 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:31,075 - Did you pack your homework? - Yeah. 127 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,703 Take really big bites, please, honey. 128 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,997 - Andrea, where's your homework? - Hurry. 129 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:38,708 Take another big one. 130 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,168 - Andrea. - Mm-hmm? 131 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:41,586 Big one, please. Yeah. 132 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:43,629 Fuck, we're so late. 133 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,882 - Come on. Grab your toast and let's go. - Your chai. 134 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,805 - That's it. Come on. - Don't forget your chai. 135 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:48,885 [scoffs] Thank you. 136 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:50,385 Lunch. 137 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,138 You're good to go! 138 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,808 [mother] Néstor, Güero is back. 139 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,227 Yeah, I made sure he won't escape anymore. 140 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,580 - [mother] I see that. - [Andrea] Hi, Güero. 141 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,647 [mother] Let's go, love. See ya. 142 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,357 [Néstor] Yeah, have a good one. 143 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:08,070 [mother] Did everyone RSVP for your birthday party? 144 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,154 Not Caro. 145 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,909 - Her grandma is sick because of sugar. - [mother] Poor thing. 146 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,537 Don't worry, my love. I'll make sure she's allowed to come. 147 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,332 Give me a kiss. I love you. 148 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:22,793 Hey Mommy, don't forget to come to the parent-teacher conference on Monday. 149 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:25,421 - Her dad will be here, thanks. - [teacher] Sure, no problem. 150 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:28,633 ["Un Día Punk" by Juana Molina playing] 151 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,928 [female voice] You're tuned in to Resonance Radio, 96.3. 152 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:16,347 The voice of transformation. 153 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,849 [woman] Now Nacho, I really want you to explain 154 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,143 why past administrations covered this up. 155 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,062 - I don't get it. - [man] Who covered it up? 156 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:24,689 [woman 1] You did! Come on! 157 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:27,191 [woman 2] Careful, it's hot. 158 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,919 [man 1] First of all, what do you mean by "you"? 159 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,736 - "You" is amorphous. - [both muted] 160 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,239 [man 1] I'm an academic, I'm a journalist. 161 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:34,699 - How are you? - Is this it? 162 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:36,117 - Yep, it is. - [woman 2] Okay. 163 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,869 - When will you help me with the podcast? - [woman 2] I don't know. 164 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,831 - I'll check my schedule and let you know. - It'll be great, right? 165 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,624 Your voice is fucking awesome, Rebeca. 166 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,960 You're gonna kill it, I swear. Really. 167 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:48,605 [man 1] There was all kinds of support, but now they're left on their own. 168 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,590 [woman 1] I'm sorry, but this is the first time 169 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:53,009 anyone has tried to fix the root of the problem, 170 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:56,488 - through scholarships and opportunities... - Scholarships don't lead to jobs, though. 171 00:09:56,512 --> 00:10:00,182 They're just resurrecting the same programs as the ones we had with PRI. 172 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,810 I'm sorry, Nacho, but no, I think you're wrong about that. 173 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:03,728 [Nacho] How so? 174 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:06,564 They won't make the mistakes they made in the past. 175 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,650 But the officials are all the same. The whole cabinet is from the PRI. 176 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,111 We can't learn from our mistakes and improve our ways? 177 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:13,946 Now tell me, you ever make mistakes? 178 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,740 Of course, but I'm not a public servant. 179 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,867 [woman 1] That's all the time we have today. 180 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:21,454 So we'll have to leave this debate and save it for another time, I guess. 181 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:23,623 Thank you, Nacho, for joining us today. 182 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,958 - It's always good to see you. - Mm-hmm. 183 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,544 Hello, Ruy. How are you doing today? 184 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,839 - Hi Laura, I'm good. Hello, hello. - Why did you come all the way here 185 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:33,966 when you could've done your segment on the phone? 186 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,092 Oh well, here you are. 187 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,094 What will you be playing for us today? 188 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,679 Well, in keeping with today's theme, 189 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,057 you were talking about the pros and cons of change. 190 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,934 Here's a tune called "I Don't Have Time to Change My Life" 191 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,098 by the master of masters... 192 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:48,564 Rockdrigo González! The Prophet of the Nopal! 193 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,066 Oh my God! I remember it! 194 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,610 Yes, of course. This is from back in your day, right, Laura? 195 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:54,173 - It sure is. - An oldie but a goodie. 196 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:55,863 This song is off a record called Hurb... 197 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:59,033 Hurbanistorias! Of course. 198 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,827 Oh! I used to listen to it way back when. Great album. 199 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,631 - Yeah, really? You did? - Yeah, I loved it. 200 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,665 Well, Hurbanistorias is his only record, 201 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:08,376 first edition was launched independently off a cassette he made. 202 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:11,212 Let's hear it. It's such a great song! Amazing storyteller! 203 00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:13,589 - Loved him. I went to all his concerts. - [song starts] 204 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,300 - Impressive. - Yeah, what a voice. Amazing voice! 205 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:19,470 I used to see him busking in the subway, even then I'd get such goosebumps. 206 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:22,139 - So cool, awesome, wow. - Let's listen, come on. 207 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,224 Here we go, okay. 208 00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:25,309 [song continues] 209 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,985 - [Ruy] Rebeca? - Hm? 210 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,195 Are you decent? 211 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:37,697 [chuckling] 212 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,323 - What's up? - How's it going? 213 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,493 So, do you have your playlist ready for tonight? 214 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,079 No, I have no idea. 215 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:48,749 I've never played an engagement party before. 216 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,751 So something chill, right? 217 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,546 You can't set a chill vibe there. I'll send you some tunes. 218 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:58,467 No, really, I'm fine. You already gave me some suggestions. 219 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,904 - Tons of great tunes, thanks. - [Ruy] No problem. I'll help. 220 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:03,305 I played for them last year, so I know what they like. 221 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,808 They have really shitty taste, unfortunately. 222 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:08,394 Give me your number, I'll send you some songs. 223 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:12,440 Just send them to me on Spotify and I'll go through the list, okay? 224 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:16,110 - It'll be easier that way. - [laughing] Seriously, come on. 225 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:18,612 Look, you can't even get these songs on Spotify. 226 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,157 - Give me a break. I'll just give you mine. - Yeah. 227 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,408 No, come on. 228 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:23,701 Give me your phone. 229 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:25,828 Hang on... 230 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:28,873 What's your...? Hey! 231 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:32,168 I'll just enter it, it'll be faster. Just a sec. 232 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:35,212 [phone buzzing] 233 00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:36,964 There. Done. 234 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,925 [unenthused] Okay, great. 235 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,011 Do yourself a favor and listen to this. 236 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,929 Seriously, do yourself a favor. 237 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:44,847 [sighs] Okay. 238 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,265 You're gonna love it. 239 00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:48,142 - Okay? - Okay, bye. 240 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,311 See you later. 241 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:52,395 Bye! 242 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,868 [man] You're late again, Ruy. 243 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,828 No way. It starts at 2:30. 244 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:08,912 What's up? 245 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,459 Andrea? What's wrong? 246 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,294 What's going on? 247 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:17,671 Huh? 248 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,131 It hurts so much. 249 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,259 What did you eat? Open your mouth. 250 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,720 Oh, honey. 251 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,015 We told you not to eat anything from the school cafeteria. 252 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:30,226 That's why we pack your lunch. 253 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,185 What did you eat? 254 00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,354 I ate a popsicle. 255 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,272 Did it at least taste good? 256 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:39,109 So start the presentation with your intro on the iconographic research 257 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:42,029 and the pre-Hispanic design we chose, okay? 258 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,740 Remember not to talk about the vulvas, I'll tall about those 259 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,450 when I mention our designs, 260 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,370 and the censorship we've encountered on the social networks. 261 00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:51,455 [chuckling] Keep going. 262 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,999 Don't stop now. You're on a roll. 263 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,125 What's wrong? 264 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,504 Nothing. Just that we're about to sell our souls to the corporate devil. 265 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,714 Come on, Julia, no guilt trips, please. 266 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,801 And keep us out of hot water if you don't mind. 267 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,178 Steer clear of controversy. 268 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,679 Look, I will. 269 00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:10,140 I guess it's just that on one hand, 270 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,351 I wanna get it, and on the other I don't. 271 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:15,396 [colleague] These projects help finance our own stuff. 272 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,315 Quite honestly... 273 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,234 I'm very nervous. 274 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,319 This is gonna be so good for us. 275 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,738 Think about the exposure we're gonna have. 276 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:28,200 We'll be in festivals, billboards, shows, everywhere. 277 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,494 Don't think about the money. 278 00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:33,914 [Julia] It'll be great. 279 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:50,347 [man] I know we gave you guys total creative freedom, but... 280 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:51,473 [man 2] Total freedom. 281 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,602 - [man 1] But yeah, this is good... - [man 2] It's spectacular! 282 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,938 It's spectacular, I love it. We love it. Don't we, Pancho? 283 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,565 You know what it reminds me of? 284 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:03,235 Remember those little puppies in hats we did? The Lulu campaign. 285 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,613 - Actually, we did that for you. - [man 2] What? 286 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:08,449 - [Pancho] No way. - Yeah, we designed her for you. 287 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:09,533 Designed "her"! 288 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,535 - [both laughing] - Love it. 289 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,163 - The campaign is a "she," not an "it." - [phone buzzing] 290 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,582 Sorry, I leave it on in case my daughter calls. 291 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,168 - [man 2] What? You have a daughter? - Yeah. 292 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,211 - How old are you? - Thirty. 293 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,963 - Thirty? - [colleague] Looks younger. 294 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,381 - [Pancho] Damn! - Awesome, wow. 295 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,134 As a matter of fact, it's her. I've gotta get this. 296 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,344 Give me two minutes? 297 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,180 Oh, don't worry. I totally get it. Take your time. 298 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,325 - [colleague] I'll show you... - [man 2] I'm not sure... 299 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,118 [whispering] What's up, Ruy? I'm in a meeting. 300 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,937 [man 2] You can't wear more than one item at a time, right? 301 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,314 [Pancho] That it. I like this one with the power pussy. 302 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:42,358 [colleague] We can also put it on a hoodie. 303 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,484 [man 2] That's the bomb. 304 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,195 You have the correct address, right? 305 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,116 Okay. Just keep me posted. 306 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:52,867 Ciao. 307 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,875 [Ruy] We'll get you fixed up, don't you worry. 308 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:00,960 Look, here we are. 309 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,337 [female voice] The voice of transformation. 310 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:06,006 [radio host] All right, we're back from our commercial break, 311 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,092 so let's turn to international news. 312 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,177 [reporter] There are warnings coming out of China 313 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:13,555 where the new coronavirus has already claimed the lives of three people 314 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,808 and appears to have jumped across borders. 315 00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:18,352 One case has been reported in Thailand, 316 00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:21,230 one in Japan, and one in South Korea. 317 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,564 The World Health Organiz... 318 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,774 [radio turns off] 319 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:24,942 What's up, man? 320 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,403 Hey. 321 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,114 We're closed today, but luckily, I was able to come in. 322 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:33,200 - How'd you know we were coming? - Julia called. What's up, Andy? 323 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,576 - [Andrea] Hi. - [Ruy] Come here. 324 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,161 Come on in. 325 00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,000 Sorry about the smell. 326 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,545 We actually had to have the place fumigated, believe it or not. 327 00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,422 Will the fumes kill us? 328 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,424 [laughing] Bedbugs. 329 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:52,511 We're in the richest neighborhood around, and yet we got bedbugs. 330 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,222 [Ruy groans] No way. 331 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,683 We had a case of lice recently, didn't we? 332 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,268 The boys had them. 333 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,312 - And the girls, Daddy. - Yes, and the girls, and the girls. 334 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,982 [tool whirring] 335 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,405 [sniffs, grunts] 336 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,910 [groans] 337 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,704 You can still smell it, can't you? 338 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,873 [Ruy] Yeah, a little. 339 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,332 Do you smell it, Andy? 340 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,416 Uh-huh. 341 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,296 It reeks actually. 342 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,547 [grunting] 343 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,882 [dentist] Open wide. 344 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:30,965 That's it. 345 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,969 - Feeling better? - A little bit. 346 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,262 [dentist chuckles] 347 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:36,846 Okay. 348 00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:39,600 - She's good to go. - Great. 349 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,144 - Thank you. - Okay, uh, 350 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,981 it could be a little tender. Just give her half of one of these. 351 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,941 Only pureed food tonight. 352 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:51,487 And after your birthday party, go easy on the candy. 353 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:52,570 [Andrea] Mm-hmm. 354 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:56,492 [dentist] That's it. So, still want to be a truck driver when you grow up? 355 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,575 No. 356 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,162 - Then what do you wanna be? - A dentist. 357 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,747 [laughing] A dentist? 358 00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:02,956 Come on! 359 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,710 No offense, dude, sorry. No, no, no. 360 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,797 If you really want to be a dentist, then you should go for it, really. 361 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,924 No offense taken, I've heard all the dentist jokes. 362 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:15,719 I bet, but if you do become a dentist, be as successful as Fausto, 363 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,596 then you'll be set for life. 364 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:20,599 [Fausto] Maybe you'll wanna do something more fun, whatever you want. 365 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:21,600 Mm-mm. 366 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,644 - We better go. Thanks again. - Yeah, sure, sure. 367 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:24,967 - Good-bye. - [Fausto] Pleasure. 368 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,980 I wanna come for a checkup real soon too. 369 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,274 [Fausto] Oh yeah, call my dad. I only work on kids. 370 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,692 - Oh, yeah? - [Fausto] Yeah. 371 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,987 - [Ruy] I wanna have my teeth whitened. - [Fausto] He'll help with that. 372 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,447 - [Ruy] Great. Thanks. - You bet. 373 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:41,370 - Is it plugged in? Got it. - Yeah. Oh, there it is. Thanks. 374 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,539 - No problem. Now you can see. - Thank you, yes. 375 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:47,042 Have a seat. Relax for a minute. Yeah, there you go. 376 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,214 There. 377 00:18:58,929 --> 00:18:59,972 [Julia] What? 378 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,557 Huh? Oh, nothing. 379 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,201 Nice toilet paper. It doesn't tear. 380 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,452 You're welcome. 381 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,499 These get-togethers are so boring. 382 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:31,003 Listen, you owe me, after all the poetry slams you've dragged me to. 383 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:31,962 I know, I know. 384 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,964 And you better come to the wedding. 385 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,549 Of course I will. 386 00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,634 Sorry, but judging by this party... 387 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,220 - Yeah. - Not a lot of hope for the wedding. 388 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,763 - Ready? - Oops. Ready. 389 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:44,599 Wow. 390 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:48,520 Seeing your family together is a study in human diversity. 391 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,355 Dude, you haven't seen anything yet. 392 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,083 My dad's so happy my brother's getting married, 393 00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,567 that he's invited all his friends. 394 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:57,946 - I hope he invited some lady friends. - The ones that are still alive. 395 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,198 [laughing] 396 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,115 - Hey. - Thanks. 397 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,825 You said you were driving. 398 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,328 Yeah, and? Look at the size of this thing. 399 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,580 Don't worry. Okay, okay. 400 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,081 What's up? Cheers. 401 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,292 [Julia] I think they're starting. Come on, let's go. 402 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:14,630 - Hey, where's your drink? - I left my beer in the bathroom. 403 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:18,759 [man] Thank you all for accepting our invitation 404 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,844 and joining us tonight 405 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:25,724 to celebrate the engagement of my dear son José Manuel, 406 00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,477 and my lovely daughter-in-law Montserrat. 407 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,103 Let's give them a round of applause. 408 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,356 - [guests cheering] Yeah! - Thank you. 409 00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:36,818 It is every father's dream 410 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:41,448 to see every one of his children happily united with their loved one 411 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,575 in the eyes of our heavenly father. 412 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,703 And you, José, held out as long as you could 413 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,747 just to give me a headache. 414 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,582 [laughing] 415 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:54,795 So, before the younger generation takes over the dance floor, 416 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,714 and before I get to make a fool of myself, 417 00:20:57,798 --> 00:21:01,176 - a bigger one than I have already... - [guests laughing] 418 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,845 ...my wonderful daughters 419 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,306 would like to say a few words. Majo... 420 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,016 [guests cheering] 421 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,310 ...you always know what to say. 422 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,853 Julia, please. 423 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,522 [guests cheering] 424 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:15,857 [Majo] Thanks, Dad. 425 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:20,320 [Majo] Thank you. Thank you all for being with us tonight. 426 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,239 Welcome to our new family. 427 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:24,241 You have no idea what you're in for, Montse. 428 00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,326 [guests laughing] 429 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,869 [Majo] Seriously, though, 430 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,622 the key to a great relationship is communication. 431 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,417 Don't keep any secrets. Blessings to you. Cheers! 432 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,377 [guests cheering and applauding] 433 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,551 Uh, well, there's no recipe 434 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,261 for a good marriage. 435 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,097 However, if you happen to find one, 436 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:50,100 - send it to my father, who's on his third! - [guests laughing] 437 00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,728 And they were all church weddings too! 438 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:54,855 Thank you, Dad. 439 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:57,733 [Dad chuckling] Bravo. 440 00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,818 Well said, Julia. 441 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,030 Excellent. 442 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:06,992 Well, all that's left for us now is to drink and be merry. 443 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:10,329 - You said it, let's get drunk! - Here's to José and Montserrat. 444 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,414 [pop music playing] 445 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,213 All they're serving is wine? 446 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:23,175 These uptight pricks are too good for beer, I guess. 447 00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:27,929 - Oh, hey, so what's up with Cameron? - What? 448 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,765 I wanna meet her. You should've brought her. 449 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,684 - No way, you'll scare her off. - Why? Oh, come on. I won't. 450 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,686 I don't want her to meet you in this state. 451 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,689 Oh, something's up, I can tell. I know you too well. 452 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,525 - Nothing is up. - You're flying way too high right now. 453 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:43,028 [both laughing] 454 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:43,945 Oh my God, dude. 455 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,113 Yes, I know it! 456 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,698 - No way! - Come on. 457 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:49,993 - We're way ahead of our time, you know. - How so? 458 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,996 - Women are the future of humankind. - Oh, wow. 459 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,040 You're barely getting the hang of divorce. 460 00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:56,124 - Huh? - You're depressed. 461 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,044 I'm fine with the divorce. I'm not depressed. 462 00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:01,546 - Julia does her thing, I do mine. - Really? 463 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,507 You're living in the same house, 464 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:05,217 sleeping on an air mattress. 465 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,219 It's not great. It's actually pretty fucked up. 466 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:09,554 We're doing all that for Andrea. What's wrong with that? 467 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,849 We're not in a hurry. Ever since Julia and I decided it's over, 468 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:16,019 we've been getting along better than ever. 469 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,104 We're great. 470 00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:18,855 It's fine the way things are. 471 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,858 You refuse to see the truth, but that's fine. 472 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:23,610 - Excuse me? - [woman] Yes? 473 00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:26,196 I've given him some food, so would you give him a coffee? 474 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:27,114 [woman] Of course. 475 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:29,324 - Make sure he doesn't leave. - Don't leave me here... 476 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,159 - Don't give him a drink, okay? - [laughing] 477 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,662 Dude, I'll make sure the coast is clear. 478 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,705 - Come on, give me a kiss. - Stop that. 479 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:36,623 I need water. 480 00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:38,708 - [friend] I'll be right back. - Fine. 481 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,711 - Señora? - [woman] Yes? 482 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,773 You don't know where I can find the mezcal, do you? 483 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:44,798 [woman] It's up there. 484 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,134 - Where? Up where? - [woman] Over there. 485 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:48,217 Oh, great! 486 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,929 [all singing in Spanish] 487 00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:03,775 - Hey there! What's up? - Dude, do not touch the console. 488 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,444 Don't worry. 489 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:12,200 You're good, you're good. Things are going well, but... 490 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,244 take a few risks, liven things up. 491 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,788 - This party needs it. - No, things are all good. 492 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,206 I don't have the cables, so... 493 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,051 - Come on. It'll just take a second. - Ruy, forget it. I don't have... 494 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:23,253 For my brother-in-law. What's this? 495 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,046 [laughing] 496 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:26,715 Hang on. 497 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:43,982 [song changes abruptly] 498 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:46,067 ["Demolición" by Los Saicos playing] 499 00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:56,661 This one's for you, brother! 500 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,129 Don't touch me, get off of me! 501 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,673 Go away! Do not touch me! 502 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,597 - Don't touch me like that. - I'm sorry. Sorry. 503 00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:29,361 Did we have an engagement party? I don't remember. 504 00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:31,571 [Julia] You were wasted, as usual. 505 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:35,867 Hmm, the wedding... I remember the wedding. 506 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:38,703 What a great party. Awesome, wasn't it? 507 00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:43,375 You were lovely. A beautiful bride... 508 00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:46,419 Ju, could you pull over, please? 509 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,213 - [siren blaring] - [Ruy groans] 510 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,465 Oh my God. Come on. 511 00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:54,593 Fuck. 512 00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:56,930 - [Ruy grunts] - [radio chatter] 513 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,559 [Ruy grunting] 514 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,230 [Julia] Ruy! 515 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,983 [coughing] 516 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:11,695 - I see we're a little drunk. - Only this asshole. 517 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:15,198 He wasn't gonna drink, but look at him. You can take him if you want. 518 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:18,451 [officer] Get out of the vehicle so we can test your blood alcohol levels. 519 00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:22,247 Please give us a break, sir. It's our daughter's birthday. 520 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,587 - [officer] Step out of the car. - [Julia] Yes. 521 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:27,711 - [officer] Careful. - [Julia] Thank you. 522 00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:30,505 I'll handle it. Don't worry, Julia. I'll take care of it. 523 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:35,468 Hey! Don't worry, love. 524 00:26:36,469 --> 00:26:37,762 I'll take care of this. 525 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,973 Officer, honestly... 526 00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:43,059 You and I are on the same side. 527 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:46,187 [doctor] This device will measure your blood alcohol level. 528 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:49,107 [Ruy yelling indistinctly] 529 00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,192 [doctor] You're okay if it's .04% or less. 530 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,111 The camera will record everything. 531 00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:55,905 Miss, I only had two beers, please. Is this necessary? 532 00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:57,907 Then you'll be fine. Blow here, please. 533 00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,826 [Ruy] Look me in the eye, officer. 534 00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:02,287 - You and I are the good guys. - [doctor] That's it. 535 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:03,455 [beeping] 536 00:27:03,538 --> 00:27:05,415 [Ruy] We're on the same side, sir. 537 00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:09,794 [officer] Once you take the test, you can go, man. 538 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,255 [Ruy] This is extortion! They want to be bribed! 539 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,423 Be quiet! 540 00:27:13,506 --> 00:27:16,426 - You're starting to irritate us. - [Ruy] No! This is unconstitutional! 541 00:27:16,509 --> 00:27:19,179 What? Let her go! Take me instead! Take me! 542 00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:22,599 Bail me out, asshole! This is your fault! 543 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:27,979 Sir, we can file an injunction for 3,000 pesos. 544 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:30,565 Three thousand? 545 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:51,002 In what year did the Pumas reach the top division? 546 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:53,755 Huh? 547 00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:55,840 Uh, 1962, right? 548 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,550 [laughing] Oh, yes! 549 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:01,554 1962. 550 00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:03,597 Okay... 551 00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:06,308 [ATM beeping] 552 00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:08,770 What? No! Oh, shit... 553 00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:10,312 Hey! 554 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:12,899 It... This thing ate my card. 555 00:28:13,441 --> 00:28:15,151 Really, it ate my card. 556 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,737 No, no no. No. 557 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,741 It ate the card, damn it! 558 00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:25,370 Wait, don't go. Officer! Don't leave, sir! 559 00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:27,288 Officer, would you come here a second? 560 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,040 The machine ate my card. 561 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:30,500 I have an emergency. 562 00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:31,583 What do I do? 563 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,547 I've been with this bank for years, and this has never happened. 564 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:39,801 I need to get cash. What can I do? Can you open it? 565 00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:42,262 - No, sorry. I can't. - What do you mean? Come on, please! 566 00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:44,472 I can't do it. You'll have to wait until tomorrow. 567 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,725 - I can't. - It happens all the time. 568 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,268 - Come on, officer... - I can't. 569 00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:50,603 - Look, don't hit it, man. That won't help. - No. 570 00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,529 [guard] Here. Clean. 571 00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:06,828 - [woman] You're gonna ruin it. - Hmm? 572 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:08,121 You're gonna ruin it. 573 00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:10,373 - [Julia] What? - Your nail polish. 574 00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:12,375 Ah. 575 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,420 Nice color. What's it called? 576 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:20,508 Uh, I don't know. I bought it on some Chinese website. 577 00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:25,138 Send me the link... when you get your phone back. 578 00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:26,221 Sure. 579 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:31,519 Really, you're gonna ruin it. Come here. Just leave it. 580 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,439 I don't want to get more time. 581 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:36,274 They won't give you any shit. 582 00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:38,735 They just say that to scare people. Come. 583 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:40,444 Come. 584 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:44,032 We should tell the others, shouldn't we? 585 00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:49,078 [laughing] Not so fast. We're not Mother Teresa over here, are we? 586 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,581 No one else will clean this shithole. 587 00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:59,881 What's your name, Barbie? 588 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:02,174 Julia. 589 00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:05,011 And you? 590 00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:09,891 Major Spite, Odio Jarocho. 591 00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:12,060 Please, call me Odio. 592 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,230 - What's that? - I got my name inked. 593 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:16,356 [chuckling] Amazing. 594 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:19,776 It hurt like hell. 595 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:25,281 On the bone, huh? 596 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:27,116 What bone, you airhead? 597 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,078 Right on the skin! You got any tattoos? 598 00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:32,288 - No. - It shows. 599 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:33,915 [Major chuckles] 600 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:41,548 [Julia] Do you know how marriage became the cornerstone of society? 601 00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:44,467 The first humans were matriarchal. 602 00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:46,636 Back then, they had no idea 603 00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:48,429 having sex meant having babies. 604 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:51,349 And dudes didn't know those little people were theirs. 605 00:30:51,432 --> 00:30:55,103 The only family relationship they understood was that of mother and child, 606 00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:58,439 because, obviously, they saw women giving birth. 607 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,359 Once they clued into the role of paternity, 608 00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:05,196 guys started leaving kids all over the place, 609 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:09,158 but they still wanted to be sure the kid was theirs and not the milkman's. 610 00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:12,579 Love had nothing to do with marriage. 611 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:15,623 It was a contract that sealed a man's property rights 612 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,293 over a selected woman's womb. 613 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,628 From that point on, 614 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,798 a woman's job, her only job, was to have babies. 615 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:28,386 Then, later on, the notion of romantic love was born. 616 00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:31,848 It was derived from the supposed love people had for God. 617 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:36,394 That's when someone came up with the idea of not being able to live without someone, 618 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:37,770 your "better half," 619 00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:40,064 until death do you part. 620 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,567 So now, on top of having kids, 621 00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:46,195 women had to be religiously devoted to her husbands. 622 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:48,323 Finally, the Industrial Revolution came along, 623 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:52,035 and women could choose who to marry and to go to work. 624 00:31:52,118 --> 00:31:55,955 The world has changed for the better in many ways since the early days, 625 00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,124 but we're still trying to fit a square peg 626 00:31:58,207 --> 00:32:01,961 into the round hole that is marriage. 627 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:04,756 And there you have it. 628 00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:08,468 Marriage, the institutionalization of love, 629 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:10,053 killed it. 630 00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:12,138 [punk rock music playing] 631 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:48,049 [knocks] 632 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:57,642 THE REAL PRISON IS MARRIAGE, THIS IS NOTHING 633 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:30,966 [whispering] Julia! 634 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,679 [theme music playing] 48342

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