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Have you seen Darryl?
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He's around here somewhere.
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Hmm.
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Yeah, Darryl's here.
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So's Santa Claus.
It's just a regular Thursday.
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Neither guy is here!
And it's Friday!
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Welcome to me and
Darryl's world of lies!
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Nobody knows it yet, but Darryl
already started working in Philly.
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So now he has to
sneak out of here like the
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sneakiest little
sneaky-sneak you ever saw.
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And I'm his helper!
It's so fun.
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Darryl, meet Bear-yl.
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How much did
you pay for that?
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Nothing.
Won him at the carnival.
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Spent a ton on tickets,
though.
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Drive safe!
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Everybody knows
I go to Philly.
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I've just been using
sick days I saved up.
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But Erin was so excited about being
sneaky-sneaks, I went along with it.
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Darryl,
you are too much!
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That guy's hilarious.
He's here today.
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I've really been putting in
the hours on this mural.
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And my boss is totally okay with
it, because he's in the Bahamas
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and has no clue
what anybody is doing.
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I'm usually very self-critical.
I hate what I paint,
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but I don't know, this time
I feel like it's, um...
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It's really coming together.
Oh, my God!
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You've got to be kidding me!
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What is... Are those...
Are those butts?
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Huh?
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No way. No way!
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Excuse me, everyone. Is it okay
if I leave early from work today?
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It's Phillip's first birthday,
and the Senator
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and I are hosting
a party at our house.
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Oh, cute! So there'll
be a bunch of kids?
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No, no children. Our
house is not kid-friendly.
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Most of our
furniture is sharp.
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Also, ew.
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It will mostly be
campaign donors.
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Angela, lam prepared
to donate a whopping
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$8 to Lipton For America
to have an invitation...
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No, no. Please.
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You know,
actually, none of you
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could even really make
the cut for this thing.
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Which I am so sad about!
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Angela. You're going to find out,
so I thought I'd let you know
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that, uh,
Robert invited me, too.
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What?
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He said he wanted
me there for support.
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I'm...
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His wife.
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Angela's husband
and I are in love.
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Butas
a politician in this town,
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you still need the conventional
blonde wife on your lawn signs.
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He is risking everything
to have me there today.
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Me!
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We agreed that you wouldn't be
seen with him in public.
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It's humiliating for me.
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Well, if you get to bring
a stud, maybe I do, too.
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Hey-
Hey-
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We are splitting a sublet
on a place near Philly.
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Just a couple of grown,
sexy-ass roommates.
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And as much as I
miss Pam and the kids,
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it's, uh, kind of nice to live the bachelor
life again. You know? Let your hair down?
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Jim was nice enough
to give me his bedroom...
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I'm couching it!
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...which usually means there
are clothes all over the living room.
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And this
dude labels his food.
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He's the clean one, I'm the messy one.
How much fun is this?
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I love Jim. I love that
he hooked me up with a job.
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It's just, he uses old
T-shirts as washrags.
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He doesn't wash his dishes.
Apparently they need to "soak."
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He hooked me up with a job.
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Attention, everyone! Can I
have your attention, please?
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Yeah, I don't know everybody's
name down here,
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but whoever did this, will
you please raise your hand?
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Hello? This is not over, okay?
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I will stay up here all day if I have to.
Is that what you want?
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Yeah, I will also come down if I want to.
It's my choice.
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PAM".
I don't demand justice often.
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I'm not like Angela,
who calls a lawyer
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every time someone watches a
YouTube video of animals doing it.
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But someone should get
fired over this, right?
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Val's no help.
Andy's gone. Jim's out.
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I just feel like
I'm on my own here.
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I mean, okay,
not completely on my own,
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but in terms of people
who can do something.
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Thank you, Brian.
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Hey, so, Wade wants to send
people to the Sloan Conference.
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We got to compile
a list of our target clients.
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Already on it. I ordered them
by their Google Trend rankings,
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so we know who to hit first.
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Who is this guy?
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We are killing it.
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Yes, sir!
Yeah!
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Conference room.
Everybody. Now!
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You don't have the clearance to
call a conference-room meeting.
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Yes, but David Wallace does,
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and he asked me to gather
everyone to talk about stuff
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that's gonna be revealed once we're in
the conference room for the meeting.
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You're telling me
David Wallace asked you
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to call a super-secret, classified
conference-room meeting?
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Yeah.
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Let's go, everyone!
Super-secret,
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classified
conference-room meeting! Now!
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Let's go.
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I have terrible news.
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Somebody defaced my mural.
What?
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They painted all over it.
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I thought that's
what you were doing.
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Yeah, but this is different.
Oh.
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They used worse
paint than your paint?
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I don't think so.
But they put paint
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where I didn't want paint.
So...
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I thought you wanted paint
on the whole thing.
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Different colored paint.
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I wanted
different colored paint
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in the spots where
they put their paint.
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So, it just is...
Okay, the point is,
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these warehouse
guys are vandals,
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and they need to be stopped.
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Yeah,
and somebody had the balls
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to put my phone number on the men's
room wall, which is so messed up.
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It's 6-7-8-2, not 8-3!
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Uh, 6-7-8-3 is also
a good time. Less mileage.
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Pam, what can be done?
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Yes. Thank you!
Let's answer that question.
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I was politely saying nothing can be done.
I thought I was clear.
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What?
Come on, guys! We need to
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figure out who did
this and punish them!
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This isn'tjust about me, this is
about all of us. This is our mural!
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Don't you see how much we worked on this?
How much time and energy?
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We put our heart and
soul into this thing.
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David Wallace
called this meeting?
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Sure did.
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I was as surprised
as you, but apparently
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he is very
passionate about public art.
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No, no, come on, guys!
Don%go!
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Pam? I'll help you.
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You Will?
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If there's anything I hate
worse than art, it's crime.
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Thank you.
lam in too, Pam.
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Yeah?
Yes, of course!
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I believe in you,
I believe in your art,
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and I am bored.
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Great!
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I was hoping for
a righteous mob.
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I ended up with
Dwight and Nellie.
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But they both
have a mob mentality.
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And I'm pretty sure Dwight
has a pitchfork in his car.
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You need my pitchfork?
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Hey-
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What is it?
I have vengeance to exact.
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Exciting news. There's room for one
more at my son's birthday event,
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and I want you.
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Ah! I'm not interested.
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Wait, wait! The State Transportation
Secretary will be there.
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You could sell your beet-salt
idea to the highway people. Ah!
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If I get the de-icing gig,
it's going to be
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on merit, not
because I played politics.
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Hey. So, a little
birdie just told me that
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Dwight can't come to
your son's birthday.
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So, do you want me to go with you?
No.
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Okay, I understand.
I'll just stay here, then,
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alone with the money.
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Oh, crap.
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I am handing out
pieces of paper
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on which you will draw one human butt.
What I do with said drawings
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is no one's
business but my own.
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You're going to compare them
to the butts up there.
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Incorrect. it is my fetish.
Oh, also, sign them.
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My fetish is signed
drawings of butts.
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I'm not drawing a butt.
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All right, then, no bottoms.
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Uh... We should ask you to
do big rounded W's.
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Yes, or nippleless breasts,
perhaps.
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Okay. Okay, I think it's time to get
back to work. Come on, fellas. Let's go.
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Or melons, like cantaloupes,
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with,
like, the halves are cut off
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and then just
the bottom parts...
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Well,
this is getting us nowhere.
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We need another approach. We
need to find the weakest one
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and separate him
from the group.
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Yeah, I think if we could get
Nate alone, we could crack him.
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We just need
a pretense to talk to him.
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We could tell him
that his mother is dying.
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That usually works on him.
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Nate!
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Your mother is dying!
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See? I feel bad about that. Good.
That's all right, that's all right.
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So she's going to
pull through again?
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That's great.
Can I talk to her?
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No. She needs her rest again.
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Now, listen.
Now that we've got you here,
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let's talk about
this mural business.
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You know who the vandal is.
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Now, I know a lot of these
warehouse guys are your friends,
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but we've got chewing gum.
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Gum's gotten mintier lately,
have you noticed?
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Like,
some of it is just too minty.
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It's like they're literally
trying to hurt your mouth.
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Tell us who
defaced the mural!
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He did it.
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All right, you can go.
Give him his gum.
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There's no gum.
There never was any gum!
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That's really rude.
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Opening with puff pastries?
That's a bold play.
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They're saying, "it's only going to
get better from here? Good luck."
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That painting is just...
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How can anyone that weighs less
than a guinea hen be so terrifying?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Senator and Angela Lipton.
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Thanks, everybody,
thanks for coming.
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Phillip had no idea
he was so popular.
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Oh, Robert, you're horrible.
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Simon, Maxine,
who let you guys in here?
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This is the team.
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Nice job, man.
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You too, Darryl.
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What?
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Oh, man.
I'm sorry about that.
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It's cool.
Reading is tricky sometimes.
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Oh, are you really
mad about this?
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That's my go-to thermos, that's all.
Oh, it's your go-to...
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Oh, man, that's a bummer.
I'm sorry about that.
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No big deal, no big deal.
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No, if it's a big deal,
it's a big deal.
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No, no, no.
No big deal.
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No, no, no, no, no!
You don't have to do that!
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Honestly, I don't mind.
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Did want me to
wash it for you, or...
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I don't know.
Are you going to wash it,
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or you gonna let it soak?
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Okay-
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Here you go.
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Thank you!
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So, Frank, do you have any thoughts,
about what was done? By you.
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Maybe... Maybe I could get
the ball rolling. Mmm-hmm.
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Um, Frank?
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Hi. Pam.
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Um, lam so sorry if I've
done anything to offend you.
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I'm sure it isn't
easy for you guys
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to have an upstairs person
coming down in yourspace, so“.
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Truly, if... I apologize.
244
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:09,250
But enough about me.
Your turn.
245
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,163
Insert apology here, Frank?
246
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,328
I'm sorry I didn't
like your crappy doodles.
247
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,050
I drew a butt.
Big deal. Butts are funny.
248
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,643
Well, I didn't think
that butt was funny.
249
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,365
Well, maybe if you got
the stick out of yours...
250
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,930
What was that?
You know what?
251
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:35,005
You people can't
fire me, so screw you.
252
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:41,003
Whoa! Hey! That is not okay!
253
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:42,931
What are you going
to do about that?
254
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,530
It... Compliment.
255
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,841
The first "sorry"
sounded sincere.
256
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:51,250
There were two or three sorrys in there.
So it's a lot.
257
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,521
Thatsucked.
He didn't apologize.
258
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,045
There's no
talking to that guy.
259
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,600
Oh, your little feelings party
didn't work out, huh?
260
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:02,162
Who won the hugging contest? No, let
me guess. Everyone tied for first.
261
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,446
We should just take him down.
262
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,005
Wait, are you saying...
263
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:09,209
I'm saying we should go
scorched-earth on that guy's face.
264
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,168
Normally,
I find Pam to be a comforting
265
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,282
if unarousing
presence around the office,
266
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,283
like a well-watered fern.
267
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,880
But today, she has
tapped into this vengeful,
268
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,123
violent side,
and I'm like, "Wow,
269
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,369
"Pam has kind of a good butt!"
270
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,123
He messed with something
that was important to you.
271
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,043
We need to mess with something
that's important to him.
272
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,323
A little eye-for-an-eye action.
Yes! Yes!
273
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,402
Go all
Hammurabi on this clown.
274
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,451
We need an infiltrator.
275
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,967
I know just
the man for the job.
276
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,726
Clark?
277
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,924
He even looks like a mole.
278
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,846
One of his tee shots can wipe
out a whole owl population.
279
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,088
You two seem very close.
280
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,608
Yes, we're good friends.
Good friends. Yeah.
281
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,088
And I suppose that may
ruffle a few feathers.
282
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,086
Because for a long time,
our party
283
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,966
has turned its back on
the Hispanic people.
284
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:12,608
Well, that is not who I am. lam a
friend of the Latino community.
285
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:18,206
And if you ask me, it's time
we bid bigotry hasta luego.
286
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,361
Now, does my embrace
of Hispanics make me
287
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,881
more electable,
given demographic trends?
288
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,803
I don't know,
and I don't care.
289
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,088
What I care about is Oscar.
290
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:33,203
My friend, mi amigo, Oscar.
291
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,605
Maybe I should be insulted
that he only invited me here
292
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,083
to be his token
Mexican friend,
293
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,649
but he could have invited any
number of Hispanics that he knows.
294
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,050
His gardener, Rohelio,
or he could have invited...
295
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,327
Rohelio,
296
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,526
but he chose me.
297
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,168
Rohelio's Malaysian.
298
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,164
That son of
a bitch is Malaysian.
299
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,046
Oh, hey.
Hey.
300
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,523
Hey, I usually watch TV during
my lunch break. That's cool?
301
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,131
Yeah, totally.
All right.
302
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,531
It's mine, don't worry.
303
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:20,721
I didn't say anything.
304
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,001
I don't think you had to.
305
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:23,801
Excuse me?
306
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,484
I think you might be going a little
crazy with this labeling thing, man.
307
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,650
I mean, you put your name
on a five-pound bag of flour.
308
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,040
Are you honestly saying that if I
needed flour, I couldn't use that?
309
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,327
What do you need
flour for, Jim?
310
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,401
That's not the point.
311
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,608
What, you making bread?
No, I'm not making bread.
312
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,727
What bread you making?
Pumpernickel?
313
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,211
Darryl, it doesn't matter.
Darryl! I think you know
314
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,281
the point I'm trying to make!
315
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,005
All right, I'm being ajerk.
316
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,727
You got me this job.
I should be grateful.
317
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:55,362
I am, I just... You know, I get a little
finicky about my stuff. That's all.
318
00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,203
It's all good.
Are we all good?
319
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,240
We good.
320
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,885
What's that cooler?
321
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,485
Nothing. It's mine.
322
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,250
What happened to
my Tavis Smileys?
323
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,889
Oh, crap, were those yours?
324
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,401
I never want to
see you working
325
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,450
in the upstairs office again!
Do you hear me?
326
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,490
But my only crime was
loving the local sports teams
327
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,050
and trying to be
one of the guys!
328
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,851
Silence! You will now be
working in the warehouse
329
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,804
with the untouchables.
330
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,725
Now, go make your
hands rough with work!
331
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,605
Okay, boss!
332
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,003
Pam, you know this is
ridiculous, right? Okay.
333
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,923
You're smarter than this.
334
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,800
This is never going to work!
335
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,241
Remember your lines.
336
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,328
What lines?
Go move some paper!
337
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,123
Hey, you know that guy Frank
who works in the warehouse?
338
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,010
He's not my hire,
but I know who he is.
339
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,969
Okay, what is he like?
What's important to him?
340
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,566
Does he have, like, a favorite pair
of boots, or a lunch box, or...
341
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,922
What, is he retiring? You getting
him a gift or something?
342
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,241
Yeah, something like that.
343
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,731
I know he loves
his pickup truck.
344
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,131
Oh, great! His truck!
345
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,363
Great, get the plate number.
Okay, do you know the plate...
346
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,044
Never mind.
Why would you know that?
347
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,451
And why would I
be asking that?
348
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,965
So we know which truck to...
349
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,326
Hey,
while I got you on the phone,
350
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,927
your husband is like a sloppy
homeless hobo. Can you fix that?
351
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,248
Yeah, I was kind of hoping you could.
I got to go, bye.
352
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,121
Come on.
353
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:31,043
Hold on a second. Uh, Sundeep, let's
get you closer to the Senator.
354
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,884
Just about there. Great.
355
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,883
And Oscar,
I'm going to need you to step
356
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,923
a little closer to
the Senator as well.
357
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,883
Somewhere there.
He's blocking me.
358
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,206
It's only a photo, honey.
359
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,526
Excuse me, what's your name?
360
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,886
Shawn.
Lashawn, great.
361
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,406
You want to be in a photo?
Right this way. Not you.
362
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,970
No, he put me here.
363
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,565
He put you right in front of me?
Yes, he did.
364
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:49,880
He put you right in front of me?
Yes!
365
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:54,409
Now, let's just wheel Margaret
right in front here. Ow!
366
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,725
Oscar. Angela.
Robert...
367
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,211
Smile!
368
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,005
I'm done. What are you...
369
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,324
lsthatsupposed
to be my mural?
370
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,048
Yeah. Frank draws
a butt on your mural,
371
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,010
I'm drawing your mural
on Frank's truck's butt.
372
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,691
Eye for an eye, mamacita.
373
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,330
Oh,
Dwight, that's really sweet.
374
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,809
Let's see yours. Oh, no, I'm embarrassed.
It's stupid.
375
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,841
This is amazing!
That's Frank!
376
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,965
And he's leaving
a trail of poops?
377
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,361
Yeah.
And he has saggy boobs.
378
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,485
Yeah, I saw that.
That's great!
379
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,330
I feel better.
380
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,603
Good,
I'm glad you feel better.
381
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,882
This has been a wonderful day.
I have to say,
382
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,044
I like hanging out
with a vengeful bitch.
383
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,921
I know.
You miss Angela, don't you?
384
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,521
Don't sympathize. You're
ruining the mood. Back to work!
385
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,285
Draw his penis!
386
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,049
I got back at Frank in the
most fitting way possible.
387
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,610
With my art.
388
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,561
You know,
the paints are water-based,
389
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,806
it's going to
come off with a hose,
390
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:56,961
but I think
the lesson will last a...
391
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,161
Lady!
392
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,726
My truck? You had no right!
393
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,211
No, you had no right!
394
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,442
It's a $40,000 truck!
395
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:05,681
So? You started it!
396
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,444
So? So somebody
needs to shut you up!
397
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,045
BRIA . N. Hey, hey, hey! Ah!
398
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,401
Whoa!
399
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,609
- Easy!
- Son of a bitch!
400
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:13,727
Guys!
401
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,001
You're going to hit a woman?
402
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,367
Thanks so much for coming.
403
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,487
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
404
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,646
Well!
405
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,962
Have we all calmed down yet?
406
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,725
Yes. Sorry about that.
407
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,604
It was all my fault.
408
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,849
Let's all try to
do better next time.
409
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,570
Kevin, great to see you.
410
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,091
Yeah. Thank you for the food.
411
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,321
Oh, and also,
412
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,561
you suck.
413
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,441
I beg your pardon?
414
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:42,325
You're,
like, a terrible person.
415
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:47,123
These guys care about you,
and you're just using them.
416
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:51,769
Again, the food was very good.
417
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,244
Well, I'm going to say
something to the producers.
418
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,209
No, no. It's...
You shouldn't be fired.
419
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,925
I mean,
you were just protecting me.
420
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,367
It's all good. I knew
what I was doing. It's...
421
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,363
I'm sorry about your mural, though.
I mean, because...
422
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,771
Oh, no.
You put so much into that.
423
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,046
Forget about my mural.
It's stupid.
424
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,446
No, you worked hard on that.
425
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,245
That guy's an animal. I'm
glad they're firing him, too.
426
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,481
This is crazy.
427
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,725
Brian, I'm so sorry.
428
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:21,961
Look“.
429
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,043
I don't... I don't want to put
myself where I don't belong.
430
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:30,805
If you ever need me, you just call
me and I'll be there for you.
431
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,125
Thanks, Bflan.
432
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,046
See you.
433
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,571
Wow. This whole Philly
thing has been so much fun
434
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,605
that I may have lost sight
of what really matters.
435
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,284
I mean, having fun is
not nearly as important
436
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,681
as being good to the people
who you really care about.
437
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,521
I mean,
that's just Roommates 101.
438
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,883
Oh! Come on!
Oh!
439
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,685
Oh!
Damn!
440
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,640
"You Win!"
441
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,409
How good did that feel? That
felt really good, actually.
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