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Oh, man, my delts
are blasted.
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a chart for how much
protein powder to scoop
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for a 1 80-pound
man with no fat
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Protein powder, huh?
You cut it with water?
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Why don't you
just take estrogen?
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Here
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There you go, boys
See how Papa
takes care of you
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people thought biceps
were all that.
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They'd flex them all
night at the discotheque
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all about core, huh?
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Yeah
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Core's critical
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There are four tenets
of Pilates that I
live my life by.
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One, lengthen
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Two, elongate
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Listen, guys.
I think we all want to
know the same thing, right?
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Who's the strongest?
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There's only one
way to solve that
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Thigh curl contest
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All right,
here we go, everybody
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May the manliest man win
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Go
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Feast on this, Lewis
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I love the burn
The burn is where I live
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Come on, Gabe.
You can't handle
his hamstrings.
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You're getting hypno-thized
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Speed set. One
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One, two
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Here, this is for your elbows
For your elbows
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Thank you
You're welcome.
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Five, six...
- Seven
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Quick phone call for you guys
Keep going. Eight.
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Nine
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Hello?
- Ten.
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We got it?
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Very funny, Jim
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Yeah, Jim
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Way to mock us for
perfecting our bodies
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Everyone, conference room
Now.
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All right
Easy there, Grandpa
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Okay, you don't
need my help?
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Here, here, just
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Morning
Hey
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Somebody left in such
a hurry this morning
that she forgot
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these
Oh
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You know, the only thing
more delicious than
your feet
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is the feast that I am going
to prepare for everyone.
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Andy
if you're going to
hang out for a while
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Uh.
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What's this?
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This dumb
new rule Robert made
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He just wants
visitors to sign in
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Is this Robert's
attempt to embarrass me?
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No, of course not
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It's just... I think it's
like if we make
an exception for you
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then we have to make an
exception for the water guy
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and then it's like,
"Where does it end?'
So, just...
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Why is it when other
people spend all their time
at tee office,
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they're rewarded for it
and when I do it,
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"It's a little much"?
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Is it because I'm not
an employee anymore?
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Because that's
what it feels like
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All right
enjoy the Illinois game
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Good, we have a deal?
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Thanks, Janet
Thanks so much, Earl.
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Wow. A simultaneous sale
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And they said it
couldn't be done. Boom.
Screw them
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A lot going on, guys
What's happening?
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The Binghamton
branch closed last night
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and all their
clients are up for grabs
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That was a fine branch
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Things are really bad
under Robert California
I guess
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It's like a festival of poo
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Hey, come on, language
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Yeah, and we're not
interested in your
sour grapes, okay?
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Jim, tell him where he
can stick his grapes.
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In the fridge
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No, Jim.
The butt, in his butt
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Sorry, man,
I can't focus on zingers
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There's too many
potential clients.
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You two better
watch yourselves
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Yeah, the Syracuse
branch can't be happy
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you're taking
New York clients
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Robert, why did
Binghamton close?
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Can everyone just
Please
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saturnalia last night
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in celebration of
the finalization
of my divorce
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of Australian reds
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and, how should I say this
Colombian whites.
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Wait, what is this
about Binghamton?
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The branch closed, forever
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Closing the Binghamton branch
never occurred to
me before today.
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Or, I guess, last night
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But, in vino veritas,
as they say
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I'm not going to start
doubting my drunken self now
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I got your voice
mail from last night
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Wonderful
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And the answer is yes
yes, yes, yes,
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and never
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Pam, when's the last time
you lived so intensely
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that your brain, literally,
couldn't hold the memories in?
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It was the summer
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Apparently,
I left a phone message
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for Nellie last night,
and I need you to
find out what I said
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Um, I am a little busy
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Yes
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Of course
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Why don't you list the things
that would keep
you from helping me?
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Yeah. I can make you a list
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Let's do it now
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What's number one?
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Why don't I help you now?
Okay
There we go
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Who the hell are Jim Halpert
and Dwight Schrute?
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Jim, Dwight,
what are your last names?
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And you are?
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Harry Jannerone,
Dunder Mifflin Syracuse
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What the hell's all this?
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Cherries jubilee
over home-made gelato
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You live well down here in PA
I want to talk to
you guys right now
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And Lloyd Gross, too
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Which one's that guy?
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The salesmen have
a commission cap,
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but we figured
out a way around it
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Lloyd Gross is a fictional
salesman we invented to
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How do I put this?
Steal from the company,
embezzle, to commit fraud
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Okay, it sounds sketchy
but it helps us
get more money.
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Yes
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Pam made a drawing
of Lloyd.
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He is a blend of
all the salesmen
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There he is
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That's Lloyd.
Me?
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Yeah, you
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Where do you get off
crossing state lines?
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Now, we're actually closer to
Binghamton than you are
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kemo sabe
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I like to think Lloyd Gross
is a no-nonsense guy
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who doesn't back
down from anybody
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and he calls
people "kemo sabe.'
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They're New York
we're New York.
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State line is
the dividing line
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That's the way
it's always been
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There's actually not
a rule that says that.
It's true
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It's true. There's no rule.
You can check
the employee handbook
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Can I check
the employee handbook, Lloyd?
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Does it say anything about
me choking a man
with my bare hands?
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No
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Wait, no? Are you kidding me?
You told me there was a rule.
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so many people by now
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Stay out of my state
It's in your best interest
to stay out of my state
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I've seen guys
like you, big guys
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who like to push
the little guys around
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Lloyd Gross eats bullies
like you for breakfast
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Stay out of New York, Lloyd
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Text from the old wife
I'm going to take that.
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How about this,
why don't we just
ask Robert?
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Can we all agree
that maybe the CEO
should decide this?
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Robert's here?
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Look at us,
bickering like school girls
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looking around
the room for things
to hit each other with
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were doing that
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Chair, lamp,
plant, table leg
Jim's leg
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Where's the Advil, Jim?
I think I've hit my
limit on the Tylenol...
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Sorry, not Jim
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Andrew, what do we
have to do to
get rid of you?
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Hire you back and send
Erin back to Florida?
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Message received
loud and clear
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Just have to get
the caramelized sugar
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off the pan
before it dries
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Oh, for God's sake
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Robert California
what a surprise
you're here in Scranton
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Harry
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So, why would you
close Binghamton down
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without a transition plan
in place?
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How do you mean?
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No, no, no, kid, stay there
Do your dishes. Go ahead
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Harry, there is a time
for every decision
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predetermined
many years ago
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There's no benefit
in questioning why
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this particular
decision seems
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so poorly timed
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Okay, what are you deciding?
We get a say.
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Listen
Robert, I don't have time.
There's a big client in play
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Prestige Direct Mail Solutions
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used to be Binghamton's
Don't listen to him.
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Nope I want it. It's mine
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Prestige is ours
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Okay, they're responsible
for half of the junk ma
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on the eastern seaboard
We get them.
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We already put
a call in to them, Robert
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We need you to
make a decision
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Make a decision.
I have decided
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Neither of you are
to have any contact
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with either Prestige
or any other Binghamton client
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until I've figured out
how to divide things up
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As Solomon once said
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There's some bizarre energy
in this place today.
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Robert going off the rails,
making some funky decisions
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Like why is nobody
going to call on Prestige?
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That is a huge client
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They could give
their business to
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the first person to
walk in the door.
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Could be any idiot.
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Any idiot at all.
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Shaping a company is
in a sense, similar
to training a geisha.
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You have to mold
not merely the physical form
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but also the character
The two must harmonize
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Are they still there?
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They want a decision
who gets the big client
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They can wait
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I'll still be talking
about geishas
long past their bedtime
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You know, I trained as one
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Is it just me
or is our boss a
freaking weirdo?
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I'm going to get some air
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Jim, you know what would
be really dastardly?
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If we snuck out of here
and got to the client first
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He's running
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Damn it
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What...
What is this
supposed to be?
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It's a monkey
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Jim, get real.
This is not a monkey
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It's got a hula skirt
and a blue nose.
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Hold on. Hold on
Is this him?
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What?
Is that him?
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It's him!
Do something
Get out! Go!
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What? What am I
going to do? I don't
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Go slash his tires
Go dent his hood!
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That's it?
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That's great.
That's like a 5-second delay
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Dwight
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Go
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Does this thing have turbo?
Nitrous? Hit the NOS
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NOS? You mean like
in Fast & Furious?
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Yeah.
Oh, yeah,
I definitely have NOS
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Hit the NOS.
Are you sure?
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Yes. We got it! Go!
Brace yourself.
Three, two, one
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Here we go
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Hello
Andy Bernard
to see the CEO
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Oh. Do you have
an appointment?
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No, I do not
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Okay. I think I can
squeeze you in
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Seriously?
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Because I could just
be anyone. I thought
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I was going to
have to convince you
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He's really not that busy
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Is there someone
here to see me?
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Yes. This man
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Come on in
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So, what do
you make of this
Robert California guy?
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What does a guy
like that do on an
average weeknight
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I'll tell you what he does
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Hello.
Hello, my clucking hens
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Got room for
another in the roost?
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00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,152
Huh? Don't worry I won't lay an egg
254
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:21,281
Robert sent me to
take over if Pam fails
255
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,658
If?
256
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,787
crunching numbers all day
257
00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:29,581
Math is for boys
258
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,295
Did someone say "girl talk?'
259
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:40,133
Sometimes I wonder
if I have ovaries
in my scrotum
260
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,552
because I am
great at girl talk
261
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,597
Have you guys been
watching any good
Korean soap operas?
262
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,807
I'm pretty deep into
Hee-Jung Cinderella Girl.
263
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:51,311
Although, I definitely
fast-forward through
the Yung Tae storylines
264
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,314
Do you think I'd like that?
Or is it important to
have an Asian fetish?
265
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:58,026
I think you're going to need
to have an Asian fetish. Yeah
266
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,779
It'll be
upsetting if you don't
267
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,907
I'm a former paper executive
I know the product.
I know the margins
268
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,701
25% on your costs
269
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,621
Why haven't I heard of you?
You got any references?
270
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,623
No. I'm a rogue
271
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,541
Uh-huh.
Which is the best part
272
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,835
That means you will
be my first customer
273
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,214
and your
business will get 1 00%
of my attention.
274
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:23,718
Now, I have written down
my personal phone number
275
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,263
You call this any time
276
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:30,725
Every salesman I've ever met
has given me his
personal phone number
277
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,687
Of course they have,
which is why I'm giving you
278
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,524
a key to my house
279
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:45,323
Whatever you need, any time
night or day,
you just stop on by.
280
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:49,494
You want me to
drive to your house
if I need paper?
281
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,204
Maybe you just want
someone to talk to,
282
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,998
maybe you need
a place to crash
for a couple of days
283
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:57,001
My wireless password
is "eat, pray, love.'
284
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,670
Easy to remember
285
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:03,383
Ready? Go, go, go
286
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,028
You all right?
Yeah.
287
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,586
Dwight, what are you doing?
288
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,670
Shh
289
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,885
Go! Go! Take the stairs, now
What are you talking about?
290
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,053
Just run! Take the stairs!
I don't even know
where the stairs are
291
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,763
I'll stall him. Go
292
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,976
What are you doing?
293
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,396
I'm going to activate
the seismic fail-safe
294
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,232
We'll be stuck
between floors for hours
295
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,445
Oh
296
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,574
My pants fell down
What?
297
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:12,410
My pants fell down
I don't have a belt!
298
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,915
Hello, sir, good day.
Dwight K. Schrute
Dunder Mifflin Scranton
299
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,291
Forgive my pants
they fell down.
300
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,752
An appointment with
Mr. Ramish, please
Right now is fine.
301
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,254
No, no, no. I was here first
Dwight K. Schrute
Dunder Mifflin Scranton.
302
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,505
Hi, guys. What's going on?
303
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,592
Mr. Ramish, Harry Jannerone
Dunder Mifflin Syracuse.
304
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,594
I was here first.
Sorry about this mix-up
Okay.
305
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,638
I already made
an appointment with
your secretary
306
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:32,931
Let me stop you
all right here
307
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,265
I've already picked
a new paper supplier
308
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:35,767
Wait, it's not
DM Utica, is it?
309
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:40,396
No, no, it's not Dunder
Mifflin at all, actually.
It's Big Red Paper Company
310
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,940
Big Red Paper Company?
311
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,024
Mmm-hmm
312
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,027
Yes, yes, yes
313
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,239
Get me a cup of coffee
314
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,324
Me too
315
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,201
Or do you also have
a monopoly on thirst?
316
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,203
All right, guys,
it didn't work out
for any of us,
317
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,246
so we're still
on the same team
318
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,207
Let me get these
No
319
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,543
Let him get his own
He's got Syracuse money
320
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,838
You know your partner's
got a lot of attitude,
but I like that.
321
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,548
How long you guys
been dating?
322
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,509
Jim couldn't land me
in a thousand years.
323
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:10,718
But you're saying
there's a chance.
324
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:11,970
Shut up
325
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:15,807
Hey
326
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,897
Excellent. Excellent
327
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:27,360
Though troubling
that your first instinct
is thievery.
328
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:28,444
What do you want from me?
329
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:32,573
Now we get to the bottom
of Nellie's,
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, never.'
330
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,283
Hello, Nell, it's Mum.
331
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,495
Do keep your chin up.
It can't possibly be
as bad as you describe.
332
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:38,913
Oh, yes, it can
333
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,168
This is MasterCard.
You are over the limit.
334
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,213
Send the minimum
payment of $448
by Monday,
335
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,507
or we will be forced to
send it to collections.
336
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:50,717
Shopaholic
337
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,011
Sounds like it.
Yeah
338
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,556
Hi, sis. Is your boss
still hitting on you?
339
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,811
This is Annie
from Second Nests.
340
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,856
I'm sorry, but
the Romanian orphanage
felt more comfortable
341
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,734
with a two-person
nuclear family
than a single mother,
342
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,777
so we're going to
hold out for that.
Okay, that's enough
343
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,529
No, no, no
Pam, we need to get
to the bottom of this
344
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:12,864
No. No.
Come on. Come on
345
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:16,784
Robert, okay...
So, I deleted them all
They're all deleted.
346
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,579
Pam, you've
completely bungled this
347
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:20,913
Ah
348
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,211
Hey
349
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:33,384
Can I do it, Pam?
Can I pull off
a gold Arabian sandal?
350
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,053
Um
351
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,306
Yes. Definitely.
With your hair, certainly
352
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:40,725
You dropped
your cell phone
353
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,060
Oh, gosh.
Yep
354
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,604
Thank you. I'm so stupid
355
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:45,938
No. My goodness
you just
356
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,691
You have a lot going on
with Robert and everything
357
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,444
Oh, God,
Pam, don't get me started
358
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:52,862
No, I will not
359
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,030
You've just got me started
360
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:58,117
Robert is a filthy beast
361
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,122
Don't you get
the feeling every time
he looks at you,
362
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,666
he's just thinking
of 15 different ways
to do you?
363
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:06,959
Well
364
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,837
The man talks of
nothing but sex.
365
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,341
Sometimes he talks about
flesh and bacchanals.
366
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,425
Oh, yeah
367
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,179
what he left on my
phone last night
368
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,432
No. Don't.
Just put it out
of your mind
369
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,021
Pam, what is your address?
370
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,941
I'm going to
send you a pair of
these gold harem shoes
371
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:32,527
Oh. No, you don't
Yes
372
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,738
Come on, a little
gold Arabian slipper
373
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,157
Things are looking up
374
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:45,623
I have MasterCard
right where I want them
375
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,960
and I have a new friend
376
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:52,130
A friend
377
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:54,799
At work
378
00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,762
Erin
379
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,180
There's a call
for you on line 1
380
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,141
Who is it?
381
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,643
He says, "Salvation.'
No last name.
382
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,815
Yeah, hello
383
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:13,484
You once put me
on a list of the
losers in the office
384
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,070
This loser just got
your biggest client
385
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,905
to give him all
their business
386
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,700
So, hire me back,
that business is yours.
387
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,327
Don't, and I will
find another buyer
388
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:24,912
You're blackmailing me
389
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,998
It's just business
390
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,794
some ineffectual, privileged
391
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,005
effete, soft-penised debutant
392
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,257
You want to start
a street fight with me,
bring it on,
393
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,509
but you're going
to be surprised
by how ugly it gets
394
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,263
You don't even
know my real name
I'm the * Lizard King
395
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:47,727
Whoa
396
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,817
Well, I gave him a chance
397
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:04,952
Andy Bernard?
398
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,120
You got a minute?
399
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,623
I'm in the middle
of a piano lesson
400
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:12,627
I wanted to see
if could interest
you in an investment
401
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,753
Dunder Mifflin
402
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,965
Dunder Mifflin
Now, why would I want that?
403
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,009
It's worth half what
it was three years ago
404
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,302
Exactly
405
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,804
And you know better
than anyone that
with the right management
406
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:27,433
it could be worth twice
what you would
pay for it today
407
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,272
Why don't you come in?
408
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,407
So, what would you do if you
weren't selling paper?
409
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,284
Oh, man,
I'd have to sell beets
410
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,702
probably submit
them for competition
411
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,037
What?
412
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,247
Yeah, I know it
sounds stupid,
413
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,415
but nationals has
always kind of been
a dream of mine.
414
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,417
How have we never
talked about this before?
415
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,672
Wait, you don't even
care about nationals
416
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:00,883
Nothing?
417
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,761
I've always wanted to
own a bike shop, but
418
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,388
What about you?
419
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,516
I'd like to sell one
big thing, you know?
420
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,434
Like a plane
421
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,520
One sale. I'm out
422
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,398
That sounds lovely
423
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,150
Anyway,
Robert's going to run this
company into the ground
424
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,863
so we won't be doing
this in six months.
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