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Oops. A little help
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Wow, your hair
is really thinning
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Standing is proven
to be healthier,
increases productivity
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and just looks cooler
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Picture someone
doing something heroic
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Now, was he sitting
or standing?
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Not counting FDR
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Every second you sit there
is an hour off your life
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Look at all of you
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I feel like you're
in a suicide cult
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No, no, no.
You're way off
on that one.
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Are you really
comfortable standing there?
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I tried one of those,
and I just couldn't
find the sweet spot
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Hey, guys, let's
just all admit it, okay?
Dwight's better than us
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He had the guts
to stop sitting,
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and he's never,
ever gonna go
back on it, right?
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That's right, Jim
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Hey, man
Hey
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Taking a
load off, huh?
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No. Putting a
load on, more like
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Good luck with that
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Last thing I need is luck
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Thank you so much
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What are you up to?
Oh, look out
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Just... What are you doing?
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Think fast. Ha ha
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Give that back
Come on.
Prank
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That's real creative
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You know what
you're right
It's not my best
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'Cause you could
easily just bend over
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and pick that up
right?
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I could. I just don't
feel like it, loser
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Because you're sitting?
Standing
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Okay.
Don't
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Because you're sitting?
Standing
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You know
I have to do this
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I know
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Whoa
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Andrew Baines Bernard
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I think you could
just do Andy Bernard
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Andrew Baines Bernard
I love filling
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these out 'cause it's like
Oh, I'm taking a test
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but I know the answers
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In four seconds,
my wife is going to be
coming through that door
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I told her she
could work here
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Under no circumstances
can that be allowed to happen
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There you are, honey
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How on earth did
you miss the elevator?
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What was that?
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I don't know.
He wasn't talking to me
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But if I were you,
I wouldn't hire his wife
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That's why my foundation
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the Dream For
A Wish Foundation
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is gonna put them
out of business.
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They're not gonna
know what hit them
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Everyone, I'd like
to introduce my wife
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Mrs. Robert California
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Mrs. California
this is everyone
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Hello.
Hi
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Welcome.
Call me Susan, please
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Last night at dinner,
Susan and I were talking
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about her returning
to work.
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So she's here today
to see if there's a good fit
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Something tells me it
just might work out
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This is Andy Bernard,
the regional manager
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Hello. Nice to meet you
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Hey there.
It's a pleasure. Welcome
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Thank you
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Andy, would you
be so kind
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as to show Susan
around the office,
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introduce her to
various departments
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find a place
where she'll shine?
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I would love to,
but I have to be
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completely honest
with you guys.
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We're 100% staffed up
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Andy, let's see if
there's a good fit first
then we'll talk
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All right.
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Knock, knock, knock
Knock, knock, knock
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You don't have to say
it if you're doing it
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Remember how you said
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that you were looking
for a place in the office
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to do calisthenics
and aerobics?
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Ah, weightlifting, yeah
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Well, today's
your lucky day
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I have opened
in this very office building
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Dwight Schrute's
Gym for Muscles
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Want to take a look?
I'll take a look
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Your path from
obesity begins right here
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I've been meaning
to join a gym
For my health.
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I used to say I wanted
to live long enough
to see a black president.
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I didn't realize how
easy that would be.
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So now I want to
live long enough
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to see a really,
really gay president
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or a supermodel president.
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all the different
kinds of presidents
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Obese people in my
office building are
a drain on resources
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Chairs wear out faster
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It takes more freon
to keep them cool
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They flush the
toilets more often
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Plus, their massive BMs
bust the rivets on my pipes
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But a gym turns
fat into cash.
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All right, the DM
Express is pulling out
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All right, well
it was really nice
to meet you, Brian
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Ah, it's actually Ryan
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Oh, Ryan.
Yeah
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Bitch
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We will start
here at Erinville
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Hi
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Reception
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Your classic
one-man operation
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Although, I was
watching a movie
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and Meryl Streep
had two secretaries
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I was watching a movie
and a bunch of apes
took over San Francisco
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Just saying
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Two secretaries could convey
a sense of importance
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and success to our clients
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Certainly worth exploring.
Wouldn't you agree, Andy?
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I'll explore
exploring it
- Good
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Seems like you have
this under control,
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so I'll just duck out
and run the company
for a while.
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Okay
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Okay, next stop
on the tour, sales
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Here we go
Station stop
Jim Halpert.
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Oh, boy, our resident
truth teller
Uh
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All right, have at it
Let her rip.
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What do you hate
about this place?
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Well, it's sales,
so you have to be able
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to live in the
world of rejection
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Maybe you do
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Hi, I'm Dwight
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Sales is really
not so hard, okay
It's paper
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We have it,
and they want it so bad
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they are willing
to pay for it
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Jim?
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Well, it's not that easy
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It's kind of
sometimes difficult
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It's the second-easiest
job in the world
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Being a mom
I love shopping.
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And sales is just
the other side of that
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That's true
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You know, if you joined
our sales department
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you would be working
very closely with our
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department head,
Mr. Dwight Schrute
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That's me
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Dwight, why don't you
tell Susan about
some of your hobbies
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Oh
Mmm-hmm
Survival skills.
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Ranking of animals
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Maybe over a beer
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after she's closed
her first sale.
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Well, make that a red wine
and I'II tell you
my animal rankings
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How am I supposed
to pull this off?
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The entire office is
being nicer to her than
they've ever been to me.
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What I wouldn't give
for one of Phyllis'
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classic room-clearing
farts right now.
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Ready?
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What do you think?
Huh?
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Umm, no
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No. This is not a gym
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This is like a
scene out of Saw V.
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You haven't even
looked around yet
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Look
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Gravel bucket squat yoke
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Right?
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Hmm
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Dedicated phone
book ripping station
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You ever
cut tin before?
No
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Five yards in
and your forearms
will be on fire
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Plus, I will buy
the tin back from you
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that you cut for
two cents a yard
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Now, let's go
over membership
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I'm gonna need
the first month's
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and the last month's
up front for $49 a month
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But every third
month is $59 a month
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But the fourth month
is a discount month
at $19 per month.
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Obviously, you know
how a gym works.
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So you know
I'm not gonna
pay money for this
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You want people to
come to your gym?
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Make a real gym
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Darryl
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Make a real gym
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accounting might
be a good fit
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because I really
clicked with Oscar
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and I do have
some experience
with bookkeeping
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But we already
have a surplus of
accountants as it is
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customer service
um, HR, even.
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Those are fully
staffed as well
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Are you telling me
that there's no one
in this entire office
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that could use
an extra pair of hands?
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Yes
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I am the CEO, and I am
telling an employee
of mine what to do.
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Let me beat around
the bush for a second
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Our chairman of the board has
some very strong feelings
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Robert, it's all right.
This is very uncomfortable
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Obviously, there's
no place for me here,
so thank you for trying
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Why don't we
just let it go?
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No.
Absolutely not
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Andrew, there must be
something you can do.
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There must be. Think
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Well, there are
a lot of considerations
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It's not a bad thing
to have the CEO owe you one
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All right
Well, then, welcome aboard
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So what happens next?
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We get you over to HR
and then get you set
up with accounting.
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Hang on
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Hello?
- Say "hello, grandma."
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Hi, gam-gam
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Hold one finger
up to Susan.
You'll just be a second.
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You numbskull!
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You were given
a very simple task.
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more clear with you.
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Now say, "Are you
taking your medicine?"
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Are you taking your med-meds?
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Why can you not say
exactly what I tell you?
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Undo this. Undo it.
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You didn't say good-bye
to your grandmother.
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We promised we'd
never say good-bye
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Attention! I am
now accepting memberships
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for the
Dwight Schrute
Gym for Muscles
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First 20 members
can take advantage
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of our "pay what
you weigh" promotion
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All I need
is another gym.
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As if I don't
have enough drama
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We have a gym at home
It's called the bedroom.
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Who's spotting who?
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"Don't use the bike
in the corner,
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"that's Bruce's.
Jeremy says...'
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Enough. Oscar, enough
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Kelly?
I have these sneakers
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which are basically
just like a gym
for your feet, so...
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That's okay. I know
how to build a business
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You gotta bet the
black people to do it
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to get the white
people to do it.
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Then you gotta
get the black people
to stop doing it.
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One step at a time
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Did you bring your
passport with you?
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Who walks around
with their passport?
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Well, I do
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Always ready
for adventure
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Have you had any?
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No
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Hey, guys
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So Robert doesn't want
his wife working here.
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So now that she is,
we have to drive her away
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Andy, if he didn't
want her working here,
then why did you hire her?
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Oscar, it was a mistake
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But one that can be
fixed by all of us
being mean to her.
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How can we do that?
She's simply wonderful
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This is all pathetic
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How mean are
we talking about?
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It would be great if
she were gone by lunch
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Erin, you're up.
Find her a place to work
but not too comfortable
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Got it.
I know exactly which
stapler to give her.
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Here you go
254
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,378
Um, do you think it
would be possible
255
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:54,963
to move to that
desk over there?
256
00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:58,216
Because this
seems a bit cramped,
and I don't have a computer
257
00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,718
Well, that's a sales desk
258
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,595
Yeah. You need
to be over here
with us accountants
259
00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:05,140
Just sit here
and be quiet
260
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,309
And if you have a question
just raise your hand
261
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:12,731
But I'm gonna save
you some time, sweetie,
and give you the answer now
262
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:20,071
No, I don't think
we should be trying
263
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,614
to make this
place seem unpleasant.
264
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,241
I think we should
let this place
265
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,743
just crush her
spirit by itself
266
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,453
what it's doing
267
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,329
That's Gerald
268
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:30,832
Oh, wow. So cute
269
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,417
Oh, that is so cute
270
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,671
Oh, he's so tiny
Is he in a ladle?
271
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:37,922
Yeah, he's in a ladle
272
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,258
That's adorable
How on earth did you
get him in a ladle?
273
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,551
He did it himself
274
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,178
Is that ladle
stainless or
275
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,471
Oh, stainless
Williams Sonoma
276
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,015
Excuse me, waiter
there's a dog in my soup
277
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,975
It's not that
kind of ladle
278
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,102
Very cute
Let me see.
279
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,229
Just the battery
on these things
280
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:55,106
I'm sorry,
I've gotta recharge this
281
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,110
Last time I had a job
282
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,112
I remember I hated
the boss' wife
283
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,532
Of course, she was
married to Robert.
284
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:10,371
Your employees
don't seem to be
taking to me.
285
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,041
Andy
286
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,712
Andy, could you
step in here, please?
287
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,048
We'll fix this
288
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,467
What is going on?
289
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:23,676
Please
290
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,930
Ah, Andrew, my wife
291
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:31,726
has brought up an
issue that requires
your attention
292
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:36,898
So, if you'll excuse me
I should step out,
293
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:42,070
get to the ATM
before that homeless man
sets up camp for the night
294
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,786
Okey-dokey, artichokey
295
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,872
You hate it, don't you?
296
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,082
Do you not want me here?
297
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,376
Why would you say that?
It's okay.
298
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,336
I understand
I'm not sure
how I would fee
299
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,338
about having
the boss' wife
work for me either
300
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,257
It's not that exactly
301
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,633
But it is something
302
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:07,136
Let's just say that
if you don't
want to work here
303
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,972
I am totally
prepared to respect that
304
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,932
Why would you not
want me working here?
305
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,475
I don't know
306
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:16,771
what you're going through
307
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:21,693
My husband can be
a very difficult
man to read, can't he?
308
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:22,819
Yes
309
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,114
The dude is an enigma
310
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,366
So he is mixed up
in this, isn't he?
311
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,495
Got it
312
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:36,958
What do you
think you're doing?
313
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,293
Getting my sweat on
314
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,670
I build you this
temple to the human body
315
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,881
and you're lifting
what, five pounds?
316
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,883
I just did, like,
35 minutes on the treadmill
317
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,218
I was watching you.
You want to know how
long it really was?
318
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,761
No
Eight minutes!
319
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,889
Dude, I'm gonna be
here all week, right?
320
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,600
Five days a week. I figure I'll start slow
321
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,352
Is that the same philosophy
you apply to buffalo wings?
322
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,692
I want you to bring
that same buffalo wing
passion to this gym
323
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,486
I'm gonna make you
look like Lebron James
324
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,614
It's Lejon Brames
325
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,449
That's what I said.
Yeah
326
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,451
Get it right I know.
327
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:12,660
Cameras
328
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,746
Still here. Terrific
329
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,082
Andy and I had
a great conversation
330
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,669
And I just want
to let you know
331
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,047
that I am not going
to be working here
332
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,675
Well, that's a shame
333
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,719
It just was one
of those things...
Is it?
334
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,013
Because we
talked about it
335
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,015
and it seems like
that might be
what you want.
336
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,892
Which is fine
Where did this come from?
337
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,101
Did Andy say that?
338
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,353
No, he did not
339
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,729
But I could tell
he was struggling
340
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,064
to understand what
was expected of him
341
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:44,525
What's the struggle?
He made a great call
hired a great person
342
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,027
You sure about that?
343
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,112
Absolutely.
No games?
344
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,530
No games
345
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,866
Because Andy seemed
to think there was
some information
346
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,576
he was not able
to share with me
347
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,203
Enough of this
I mean, real
Enough
348
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,373
It's gotten way out of hand
Andrew, this is my wife
349
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:02,877
Whatever privacy you
were trying to protect
between us, I thank you for
350
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,296
But it is not
welcome right now
351
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,382
Just be honest
352
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,053
Andy
Yes
353
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,721
Why do you keep
looking at my husband?
354
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,348
Andy, just answer
the question.
355
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:16,599
No games?
356
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,767
No games
357
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,228
Okay
358
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,981
of funny, actually.
359
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,816
Robert storms in
and he says
360
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,234
"In four seconds
my wife's gonna be in here
361
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,485
"I told her she
could work here
362
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,779
"Under no circumstances
can that be
allowed to happen."
363
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,489
You lying son of a bitch
364
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,328
Tell my wife you're lying
365
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:42,500
That's not true, is it?
366
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,085
No, it's not
367
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,879
I tell the truth
most of the time
368
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,090
and I was just
telling the truth
about your husband
369
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,633
Jim knows. He was there
370
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,176
This is preposterous
371
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,095
Robert
Let's get Jim in here.
372
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,807
Where's Jim?
373
00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,726
He just rolled out
and crawled out
374
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,146
Can you call security
tell them to keep
an eye out for him?
375
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,897
Time to settle this
376
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:07,984
Wait, wait, wait
Hold on, hold on
377
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,613
Just real quick.
Real quick, open... Okay
378
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,829
That's weird
379
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,623
Well, he's gotta be
around here somewhere
380
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,968
Ow! Ow
381
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,470
Ow
382
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:43,644
Creed, I was
never here,
all right?
383
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,105
Okay. What about
your friend?
384
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,150
Oh, boy
385
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:56,991
This is my gym, my rules
You do exactly as I say
no questions asked
386
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,910
Yeah, I'm gonna
ask questions,
387
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,495
and I might not
do what you say
388
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,289
First thing,
we're gonna stretch
the pelvic bowl
389
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,125
Ready? Get down on the floor
390
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,960
Okay, I'm not doing that
391
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,379
Really?
392
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,173
Too embarrassing
for you? Huh?
393
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,093
You wish that every exercise
was strutting around
the gym like the Fonz?
394
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,345
Well, how do you think
the Fonz got so cool?
395
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,639
He stretched
his pelvic bowl
396
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,601
Darryl joined
397
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:24,852
Looks that way
398
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,355
Nice pelvic bowl. Deep
399
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,526
Hello, Jim
400
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:32,860
No, no. No, no, no
401
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,695
Don't. Damn it, Tuna
402
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:38,241
So, I think you know
what we want to know
403
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,742
Do l?
Yes
404
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,077
I know. I do
405
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:45,039
Jim, I've had enough
of your unhelpfulness
406
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,292
I'm not really sure how I can
407
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,336
For God's sake,
did Robert tell you
408
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,421
that he didn't
want me working here?
409
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,215
That's the thing
410
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,676
See, I didn't want to
get in the middle of this
Still don't.
411
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,011
But here's something
412
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:02,265
I feel that maybe,
if we take a step back
413
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:06,936
this is a simple
case of anxiety
to work with a spouse
414
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,647
I think we've got
ourselves an answer
415
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,774
No
That makes
complete sense, right?
416
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,568
Thank you all for
a wonderful day
Perfect!
417
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:14,986
Jim
Yes?
418
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,112
Answer the question
please.
419
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,950
want me to tell you.
420
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,661
To be really honest,
my wife works here
421
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,288
And I love it
422
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,331
She literally
makes me work harder
423
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,126
She makes me smarter.
She makes me
remember why I'm here
424
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:34,255
And between us
she's on maternity
leave right now
425
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,591
and I would love
to leave this room
and see her face
426
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,428
but it's just
what I'm thinking
427
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:41,721
All right. Thanks
428
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,514
Yes. All right
429
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,063
Uh.
430
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,232
Yeah
431
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:00,907
Thank you
432
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,667
Andy
433
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,086
Hey, Mrs. California
434
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:18,966
Hey. I'm sorry about
the position you
were put in today.
435
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,510
You know, honestly
we all wanted
you to work there
436
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,305
Except for him
Especially me
437
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,849
Yes, I thought we
really hit it off.
438
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,100
Yeah
439
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,144
Well, different circumstances
440
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:31,395
Yeah
441
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,855
Who knows?
Who knows?
442
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,274
Maybe after all
this settles down
443
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:36,776
Totally
444
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,237
It's a date
445
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,321
Hmm?
446
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,075
You're nothing!
You're so weak
447
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:46,160
You call yourself
a man? Huh?
448
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,454
This doesn't help me
I don't respond to
that kind of strategy.
449
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:49,580
Okay, fine
450
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,917
Finish your set on your own
and never come
back to my gym again!
451
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,378
Dwight, come back and spot me
452
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,506
All right, I'll help you
453
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,801
But first, you gotta
tell me what your goal is
454
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:02,885
What do you want?
455
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,011
To push this bar up
456
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,139
No! Because if that
was the case, the bar
would be up by now
457
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,432
What is your goal?
458
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:09,684
Help me
459
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,560
What do you want?
460
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,354
To look good for Val
461
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,189
Val Kilmer?
462
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,483
I don't buy it
that doesn't make any sense
463
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:20,403
Wow
464
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,530
I figured out your goal
465
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:27,243
I am gonna make
you the buffest dude
Val Kilmer has ever seen
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