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Oh, for god's sake
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Planking is a very stupid
and dangerous trend
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Basically you lie like
a plank in weird places
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That's it.
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Sometimes you get run over
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Welcome to the Internet
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Planking is one of
those things where
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hey, you either
get it or you don't
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And I don't.
But I am so excited
to be a part of it.
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After you
my good sir
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No, I insist
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The search committee
finally decided,
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after a lot of deliberation
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on Robert California
for the manager position
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Who took one look
around and left.
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He drove down to Florida
and convinced Jo
to make him C.E.O
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C.E.O. Her own job
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He talked her
out of her own job
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and I don't really know
how someone does that
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but anyway
then the position
was his to fill
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and he chose
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It's unbelievable
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True. I may have
been tee second choice,
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but I was
the first choice's
first choice.
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And about Dwight,
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have some resentment
about not getting the job
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so I sat him down
and we had a talk
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And I told him,
"I need a really
strong number two
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"I want you to
be my enforcer.'
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Smart, right?
Very smart
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This has got to stop
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Hey! Kevin
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Yeah, at first I was
really disappointed
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But I've got a great
daily routine going
right now
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I've upped my karate
to eight times a week.
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I've added boxing
at lunches
and on weekends,
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I do kick-boxing
three times a week,
Krav Maga four times a week,
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an hour of meditation
every morning at sunrise,
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and again at sunset.
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So yeah
I'm doing great
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I'm going to need
some help. Pam?
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Oh, yeah. Pregnant
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Right here.
Little Michael Scott
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Nope. I told you I
don't like that joke
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It is a boy.
We found out early
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Much different
the second time around
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And I have to say
it is nice not being
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the only pregnant
woman in the office
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Look, it's
"little pregs" and
"big pregs."
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Wait, when did we
start calling
each other
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Isn't it amazing
the difference in
our sizes?
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Well, I am a few
months ahead of you
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I'm having
a child with my husband
the senator
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And Pam
is having a child with Jim
The great salesman
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Hoist him aloft
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Come on, Darryl, lift
Lift, Darryl
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Come on, man
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Yeah, I wanted
the manager job, but I got
something much better
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This soda
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This is mine
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It might be easier if
you take a deep breath
lift from the knees,
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and shove it
up your butt
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a new thing this summer
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I act like I'm
telling someone how to
do something.
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a long description
and then I say...
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And shove it up your butt
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It's stupid,
but it's my thing now
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No one should be
planking at all.
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Thank you. Yes
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Dwight
my enforcer, my number two
can you take care of this?
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Say no more
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Kids, don't try planking
it's dangerous.
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Especially with me around
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Are you watching
that commercial again?
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Why do you keep watching it
if you know it's just
going to make you cry?
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Because
everything makes me cry
so what's the difference?
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This dog
he just wants to
protect his bone
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He's got a bank vault
That's a start.
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Not enough, though
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All right
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The new C.E.O. works out
of the conference room
about half the time
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but whenever he takes a break
he does these weird
walks around the office.
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And you never know
who he's going to
zero in on
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for these really
intense small talks
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You just hope
it's not you.
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And yet you
hope it is you, too
It's strange
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Here we go.
Hello
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Robert California.
Let's have a conversation
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Describe your day so far
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Well, I woke up and
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When you recount
your day, never say
you woke up
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It's a waste of your time
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That's how every day
has begun for everyone
since the dawn of man.
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Very smart
Very smart
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Suddenly, I was awake
and I...
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Hey, Robert
We have that 9:30 A.M.
casual chit chat scheduled
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I emailed you about it
last eight to confirm.
And again this morning
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First item on the agenda
can I get everyone
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an extra long
Columbus Day weekend?
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Item number two,
connect with the guy
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Robert California,
what does he think of me?
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Don't know
Super care.
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Number three, time permitting
we lost our biggest client.
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Pam. Pam
Past! Pam.
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Jim
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Can I call you right back?
Thank you very much.
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Okay
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What is this?
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The Friday before
Columbus Day, thoughts?
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What are your thoughts?
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Just making chit-chat
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Kind of a medium year
for women's soccer, no?
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What are you looking at?
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It's nothing
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It can't be nothing
Yeah, it can't be nothing.
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It's just
a list of our names
split into two columns
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What?
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Okay, just wait one second
all right?
I will copy it
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Do you have a pen?
No
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No
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Okay. Um, I'll take
a photo of it.
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Dwight, can you
throw me my phone?
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Nice catch
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If he comes out
distract him.
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We need a warning signal
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We don't need
a warning signal, Kevin
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We can see him
right there.
- We do.
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don't need a...
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Warning! Warning
Warning!
Warning! Warning
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Phyllis!
Phyllis
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You okay?
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You okay?
Yeah. Yeah.
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One, two, three
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Thanks, guys
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Okay. Which side
of the list am I on?
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Left
Yes
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Why are you...
How do you know?
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Really great
list of names, guys
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Thank you so much
Good work.
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No, actually, that was
in Robert's notebook.
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He left it at reception
and we photocopied it
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Oh
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Okay. I don't want
any part of this.
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Maybe it's the list of people
he's going to fire.
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Okay.
It's not that, Pam
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You know
I was thinking it
reminds me
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of those lists
Dwight used to make
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This is if we were a
on a cruise ship
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and had to divide
into life boats.
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And this is if we
were on a cruise ship
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and had to divide
into life rafts.
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Here's something
"Who would eat who
in an Alive situation?'
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No. That can't be it
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I gotta say
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it kind of seems
like the left side
is the side to be on
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Me, Jim, Dwight, Darryl
no offense, Pam.
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Excuse me?
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Shh. Pam, come on
Don't be
such a right-sider.
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Did you guys
figure it out?
We couldn't crack it
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Go in there, just ask
the man what it means
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He'll know that we looked
at his private notebook
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Come on
Just say you saw
the list by accident
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I'm already working
on this Columbus Day
thing for you guys
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And it's starting
to stack up.
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It feels like a lot
One thing at a time
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Yeah, that's all
you had to do today is
ask about Columbus Day?
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Yes. For god's sake
Andy, yes. Come in.
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What's up?
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Weird thing.
Totally awkward
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But you left your notebook
on the reception desk.
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Great. Thank you
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And it was open
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and people saw this
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and they're just
kind of going nuts
and, like...
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What is this?
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...wondering what it is
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It's a photocopy
from your notebook
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You read my notebook?
And photocopied it
and distributed it?
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No. They did.
And they asked me
to ask you about it
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Please
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Oh
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Here's what it is
it's a doodle.
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What?
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Some people doodle at work
when they let their mind run
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They draw houses, penises
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funny how the houses
are always colonials
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and the penises are
always circumcised
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Don't you think?
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Well, I doodle too
but I'm not an artist
so I draw words and lists
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That is fascinating
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And by the way
I am so glad I asked
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People were just sort of...
Did you just move my name?
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Might as well have
been sketching a cube
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Okay, Robert's in the annex
everybody think quick
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What do these
groups have in common?
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Maybe we're supposed to
do it with people
in our group.
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That's not it
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People in
the other group
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Mmm. Still wrong
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Stanley,
you do puzzles all day
What do we got?
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Well, you take
the first letter
from each name
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assign it a number
add them all up,
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and shove it up your butt
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Thank you, a little
much needed comic relief
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But we really need to
figure this out, guys
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It's alphabetical
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No, it's not
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Here's how we find out
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Let's line up and
compare the lines
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see if we learn
anything, okay?
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Left-siders over here
right-siders
line up over here,
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face each other
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Match up by height
and relative weight
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Let's just size
each other up here
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And left side of the list
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attack
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Wait, wait, wait,
stop, stop!
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Will you stop?
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Dwight
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Don't do it
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What are you doing?
Stop!
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Warning! Warning! Warning
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I'd like to invite
the following people
to join me for lunch.
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Jim, Dwight
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Angela, Darryl
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Kevin, Toby
Phyllis, Oscar
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That's great.
Let's do this, guys
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All right. Well,
I will see you in a bit
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Hey, it's nothing
all right?
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I'll text you
when we get there
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I'll let you know
what's going on
Okay
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No. No dog video
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Okay
Okay.
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See you, guys
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Well, we should a
be really excited about
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our very own pizza party
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Pizza party
Pizza party.
Pizza party.
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Jim, your daughter Cecelia
what does she
think of the Street?
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The street?
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Sesame Street.
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Oh. I didn't know
anybody called it
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She likes it a lot
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She loves Elmo
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Elmo,
God save us
the Elmo era
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Right?
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Sesame Street was
created to reflect
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the environment of
the children watching it
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Complete self
absorption of Elmo
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is brilliantly
reflective of our time
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Ours is a cultural ghetto
Wouldn't you agree?
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Yeah. She does like Elmo
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Cultural ghetto?
Totally agree
253
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:09,162
Completely
254
00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:11,706
Apt. Apt analysis, Robert
255
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,543
The thing that l
like about Elmo
is the tickling
256
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:20,632
I don't know
I was in the wrong...
257
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,384
I'm... I'm sorry
258
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,346
Just picture me
back there.
I was never here
259
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,560
Great group
Pizza party.
260
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:33,728
How is this a pizza party?
261
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,021
Well, why don't you
ask me again
262
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,272
when the five pizzas
get here?
263
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,440
Yeah, well,
that's just pizza
264
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,651
You need at least
one other element
for it to be a party.
265
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:41,486
Okay. Have you guys
ever had margarita pizza?
266
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:42,570
What's that?
267
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:46,741
Fresh tomato with a dollop
of mozzarella cheese.
268
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,992
That's pizza
269
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,953
That's regular pizza
270
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:52,664
You know, I fee
comfortable enough now
to ask you this question,
271
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:55,333
what made you
pick this group?
272
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,252
I just think
you guys are winners
273
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,503
and I wanted to
have lunch with you
274
00:13:58,587 --> 00:13:59,671
Okay
275
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,839
Aw.
276
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,049
What about the other guys?
277
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,677
Losers? Come on.
Oh, I don't know
278
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,178
Come on. Come on
279
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,930
I guess I think
they're losers.
280
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,432
I knew it
281
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,517
Yes
282
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,060
Probably shouldn't
have said that
283
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:15,687
Whoo-hoo
284
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,815
Ah-ha!
Their interpretation
of margherita pizza
285
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,776
Fans of classic pizza
will be psyched.
286
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,655
A text from Jim
287
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:28,449
"This is getting very weird
Will explain later."
288
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,330
Text from Kevin
289
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,540
"Suck it, losers.'
290
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,839
RYAN
Okay, not to point out
the glaringly obvious,
291
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,258
but doesn't the fact
that lama in this group
292
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,635
make anyone feel just
a little bit better?
293
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,555
Oh, this crust is sharp
294
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:55,310
and sort of funny
295
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,229
and I could do those
cute little cartoons
296
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,816
and everyone who
came through here
was like,
297
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,985
"Who's that receptionist? I like her."
298
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,529
Now I'm just a fat mom
299
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:11,034
Yeah,
and you take one look at me
and you're like, "Oh, loser."
300
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,660
Come here, Pam
301
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,246
Chins up, okay?
302
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,832
Bad joke
303
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,543
Look around this room
304
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,171
Does this look like
a group of losers?
Seriously.
305
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:31,763
Oh, god
306
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,768
Oh, hey, guys
we had so much fun.
307
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:38,186
We had marguerite pizza
308
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,938
We all hung out
and got to know
each other better
309
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:40,980
How was your lunch?
310
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,982
It was excellent.
Good times
311
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,233
Yeah?
Yeah.
312
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,235
Oh, we did.
It was the best time
313
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,948
And you know what?
Now it's over
back to work, everyone
314
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,033
You too, Andy
315
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:53,660
I knew it.
316
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:57,789
that everyone
was wrong about me.
317
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:03,294
My parents,
my teachers, my friends
the doctors, everyone.
318
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,214
Well, that was
certainly an odd lunch
319
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:11,719
Is everything all right?
320
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,013
Yeah, I'm fine
321
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,853
Just take the
casserole out of the
322
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:21,980
Loser
323
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,315
Take it out of
the refrigerator,
put it in the oven
324
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,068
It'll be fine
Just leave it in
for 20 minutes
325
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,320
Loser
326
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,697
When I was a salesman
I could just be like,
327
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:34,659
"Not my job, not my prob
I'm going to the warehouse
to polish my knob."
328
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,078
Metaphorically, of course
329
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:41,249
But now,
it is my job and my prob
330
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,084
Hi, Robert
331
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,921
Can you
come out here, please?
It's really important.
332
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,344
clarify something
333
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,724
Some people here
are under the misconception
334
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:02,186
that some people
may be considered
335
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,313
let's say top tier
336
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:07,150
and others would
be second tier.
337
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,361
Thank you. Great
338
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,114
I said winners and losers
Is that what
you're talking about?
339
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:17,869
Oh, that might
That actually might be
what I'm thinking of.
340
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,620
Can you clarify that?
341
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,123
Let me tell you some
things I find productive
342
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:25,960
Positive reinforcement
343
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,296
negative reinforcement
344
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:29,922
Honesty
345
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,884
I'll tell you some things I find unproductive
346
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,345
Constantly worrying
about where you stand
347
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,556
based on
inscrutable social clues
348
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,185
and then
inevitably reframing it a
in a reassuring way
349
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,728
so that you can get
to sleep at night.
350
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,606
No, I do not
believe in that at all
351
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:49,650
If I invited you to lunch I think you're a winner
352
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,110
If I didn't, I don't
353
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,945
But I just met you all
354
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,406
Life is long,
opinions change
355
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:59,786
Winners, prove me right
Losers, prove me wrong
356
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,462
Well, I guess
that's that
357
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:10,546
No
358
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,550
No. No
359
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:18,262
Andy, don't go in there
360
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,889
I'm going in there
361
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:29,148
I know that
every time I talk to you
things just seem to get worse
362
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,777
But you don't know
these people, and I do
363
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:35,530
And if I let you work
with faulty information
364
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,032
well
then I'm not doing my job
as regional manager.
365
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:43,037
So, please take this pen
and change your list.
366
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,997
I'm not going to
change my list, Andy
367
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,958
And I don't use
ballpoint pens.
368
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,546
Well, then I w
make a new list for you
369
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,804
Stanley, you may think
he's a lazy grump
370
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:02,723
but did you know that
he has the most consistently
high sales numbers
371
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,142
of anyone in this office?
372
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,144
And you may think
he's hard to love
373
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,812
but did you know
that he's in not one
374
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:10,064
but two long-term
romantic relationships?
375
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,401
about the sales figures
376
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,695
Meredith Palmer,
supplier relations
377
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:18,823
The word "no,'
not even in her vocabulary
378
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,199
And just to show you
that I'm being fair,
379
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,492
you had Gabe in
the loser column
380
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,414
Good call
381
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:27,999
Pam
382
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:33,921
easily the most
creative and kind person
I have ever worked with.
383
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,007
Jim, shut the door
This is just gross.
384
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,091
Shh
385
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,595
Erin Hannon, the receptionist
and my closest confidant
386
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,680
A winner if
there ever was one
387
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:49,896
Are we done?
388
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:50,980
Yes
389
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,231
No
390
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,066
The Friday
before Columbus Day
391
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,610
we're going to
take a half-day
392
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,612
So that
everyone can get a jump
on the long weekend.
393
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,615
You want
a three-and-a-half day
weekend for Columbus Day?
394
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,742
Yes, I do
395
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:05,870
And you are aware that
Columbus and his legions
396
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:09,624
committed genocide against
an entire civilization
of Native Americans?
397
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:23,804
Hey, guys
398
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:28,059
so Columbus Day,
we got that
half-day on Friday
399
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,852
We get that every year
400
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,313
Well, you got it
this year, too.
401
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,442
Good night, Andy
Good night.
402
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:37,777
Bye
403
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,780
Good night, Andy
404
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,618
Good night
405
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:46,786
Night
406
00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:00,466
All right, I'm going
to go warm up the car
407
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:01,968
Okay
Okay.
408
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,846
You dropped something. Jim?
409
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,725
Okay, I know
I've been crying easily
today, but
410
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,939
I mean, that's just
pretty killer, right?
411
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,110
I mean,
maybe it's stupid
412
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,404
No
413
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,740
It's wonderful
414
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,575
I'm going to frame it
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