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What are you gonna do this weekend?
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- I don't know. What are you doing?
- It's none of your business.
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Did you finish that thing
for your Lit class?
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No. It's due in like two weeks
or something.
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Oh, sweet Jesus in the morning.
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Again with these people?
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He's burnin' in hell!
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Because, if what the framers
of our constitution mean-
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What, Travis? Fifteen minutes?
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If you prick me, do I not bleed?
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Where you been?
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I was dropping my grandma off
at the airport...
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and on the way back the Five-Pointers
blocked up Lennox Hill.
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Oh, so Abin Cooper's after you too now?
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Yeah, and I ain't even gay.
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Nah, you're not gay. You're just curious.
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If anybody would know,
it would be Jarod.
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What?
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All right, all right, all right.
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So every once in a while
we add amendments to the Constitution...
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to expand, or more importantly, define,
the parameters of our rights.
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Like the First Amendment-
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which Abin Cooper practiced this morning
on Lennox, making Travis late.
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Those people are such assholes.
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Okay. I'm gonna let that ride
because this is a passionate issue...
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and because, yes, they are assholes.
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Wait. Who's Abin Cooper?
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He's that creepy church guy...
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that's always saying
how God's all pissed off at everybody.
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Yeah, him and his family are the ones...
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that are always holding up signs
outside of funerals and stuff.
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This was they were
protesting the funeral...
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of the gay kid who
got killed two weeks ago.
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Yeah. Jacob Harlow.
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He went here.
I didn't teach him, but he went here.
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It was all over the news, right?
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Jessie, I am both happy and sad...
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that you don't know
who Abin Cooper is...
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but, I mean, come on.
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Abin Cooper
and the Five Points Trinity Church...
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they're like right in our own backyard.
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Come on, Mrs. Vasquez,
Cooper's Dell is like 30 minutes away.
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Yeah. Too close.
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Abin Cooper holds
our entire state up for ridicule.
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All right?
Ultraconservatives avoid this guy.
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Did you know last year the head of the
largest Neo-Nazi faction in this country...
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issued a statement
distancing his politics...
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from Cooper's and Five Points'?
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Even the Nazis think this guy
is "nuckin' futs."
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All right, let's just hope that the Cooper
clan sticks with the First Amendment-
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- Why?
- And stays away from the Second Amendment.
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- What is the Second Amendment?
- We get guns.
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What is this, man?
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It's like Craigslist
for people who want to get fucked.
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I thought Craigslist was Craigslist
for people who want to get fucked.
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What kinda dirty shit you lookin' at, boy?
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Fuck, faggot!
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Touch my dick again and see what happens.
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- Such an animal.
- They're all the same, man.
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- You can't see any faces.
- Oh, shit. You showin' him?
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Dude, get your fuckin' flappers
outta here.
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Yeah, look, it doesn't matter.
You can see the tits.
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You can see the fuckin' pussy, man.
Fuck the faces.
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How we know we wanna fuck the face
unless we can see what they look like?
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- Right, thank you.
- You fuckin' bag their head, man. All right?
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Look, these bitches wanna fuck.
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Even if they do wanna fuck,
they're all in New York and LA.
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Lots more in LA Look-
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New York. LA.
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- Road trip.
- LA.
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- LA-
- I get the point, all right, but look.
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This one's a little closer to home.
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Holy shit! Cooper's Dell?
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- Let me see.
- No fuckin' way!
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We're gettin' laid, boys.
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How do we know she's gonna fuck us,
or even one of us?
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I've been talking back and forth with one
for two weeks now.
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She says she's interested.
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Fuckin'-
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I just got a little hard.
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I don't wanna fuckin' fuck
some chick that he just stuck his dick in.
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- Look, look-
- His greasy-assed fuckin' dick.
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It's not greasy.
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There ain't gonna be no sloppy seconds,
boy, okay?
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She wants to fuck
all three of us at the same time.
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- Jesus Christ.
- I call the ass.
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You're not gettin' the fuckin' ass.
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What if this turns out to be one of them
Catch a Predator deals?
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Who we preyin' on?
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We're the fuckin' minors here.
She's the one who says she's 38.
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Jesus. It's gonna be like fucking my mom.
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I ain't sure it ain't
your mom, motherfucker.
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- Fuck you.
- I don't think I should go, man.
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I'm having some doubts over here.
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Oh, you're going.
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You don't think the three of us
balling this woman in the same room...
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is a little faggoty?
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Jesus Christ, man.
Don't be so fuckin' middle-class.
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I'm gonna take the car out, all right?
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No, no, no. Hey, we're gonna be
on TV in a minute. Watch.
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This was the scene this morning
outside the funeral of Jacob Harlow...
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the 19-year-old whose body
was found last week...
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in a Dumpster behind a well-known gay bar
on Slattery Drive...
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bound head-to-toe in plastic wrap.
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Harlow is the latest victim
in a rash of hate crimes...
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that have rocked the city this year.
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Pastor Abin Cooper and the members
of his Five Points Trinity Church...
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staged their 432nd
funeral demonstration since 2001.
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- This is Catherine Carlyle-
- Oh, oh, oh! There we are.
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There we are.
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- I'm sleeping with a TV star tonight.
- Yeah, you are.
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How'd you know
we were gonna be on there?
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Barbara called me.
She saw it on the 5:00 news.
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So you gonna tell your friends
we're famous?
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- Probably not.
- Smart ass.
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Where you off to tonight?
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I don't know. Just gonna drive around
with Jarod and Billy-Ray.
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Probably go see a movie or something.
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Fill up the tank before you bring it back.
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- Can I get some money for gas?
- No.
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Later.
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So how are we gonna do this?
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How do you mean?
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Talkin' about how are you
gonna get under us.
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- What are you talking about?
- Me and the lady.
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You fuckin'-
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This is what happens when fuckin' parents
block porn sites, man.
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They make socially backwards kids.
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How about you just pull over
and let me out.
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Come on, man. You're being-
Oh, fuck!
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- You hit it.
- Fuck.
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You fuckin' hit it.
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Why the fuck are we gettin' out?
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It's so fuckin' dark out
no one could see us if they were looking.
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Holy shit! Look at your fuckin' car.
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Your fuckin' car!
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- Are you kidding me?
- Holy shit, man.
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Dude, that's, like, a lot of... damage.
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That sucks, man.
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Who the fuck parks their car
on the side of the road like that?
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You think there's somebody in there?
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I don't know, man. Nobody's here.
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Why the fuck did you stop?
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Oh, fuck. You got 'em real good.
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- Holy fuck!
- Fuck!
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- Fuck!
- Get in the car! Get in the car!
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They ain't following us.
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Why in the fuck was that guy
on the side of the road?
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Who cares, man?
Let's just keep fuckin' going.
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- My car's fucked up, man!
- Well, guess what.
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Your car's gonna be fucked up
when you get home too.
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So why don't we just keep going?
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We're in Cooper's Dell already.
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We'll hate ourselves tomorrow
if we don't do this.
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- I'm not gonna hate myself.
- I'm gonna hate not getting that pussy...
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so let's not take this little
fender-bender as a bad omen, boys.
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Let's fucking do this!
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Lasso me some pussy!
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She lives in a trailer?
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You live in a trailer, motherfucker.
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I was just askin'. Damn.
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You Jarod?
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This here is Travis, and that's Billy-Ray.
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I bet you boys wanna get up
to the devil's business, don't you?
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Well, devil's right in here.
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You look lovely.
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How 'bout a beer, boys?
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Hey, Pete. Can you believe it?
I got sideswiped tonight.
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- You get 'em?
- No.
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I was parked and they kept movin'.
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Why were you parked?
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Oh, I was makin' a reservation for Helen,
tomorrow night for our 19th.
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I'm thinking about taking Darla
someplace special...
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for our fifth next month.
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Someplace overseas, you know?
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Like maybe Italy.
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Soon as I win enough off these doggies.
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Well, win enough to do this damn body work
on my car, would ya?
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Dumb-ass kids.
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How you know they was kids?
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I don't know.
They was in some kind of Mom-mobile.
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Suppose that's mighty keen
detecting skills there, Sheriff.
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Yeah, well-
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I'm gonna need you
to go out there and find 'em.
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You kiddin' me?
I'm off the clock 10 minutes now.
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The only reason I'm still here
is 'cause you're so damn late.
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Jesus Christ. Just go out
and find the damn car, will ya?
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It's a blue Volvo station wagon.
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Geez.
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This is nice.
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You boys finished your beers yet?
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- I'm workin' on it.
- Almost. Almost.
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Takes me a few beers
to work up to the sex.
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So get drinkin',
'cause I ain't drinkin' alone.
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And I don't let no man in me
unless he's got at least two beers in him.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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Makes sense.
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This is nice.
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Will you close your fuckin' legs?
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It's like a shag.
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So how's about you head back
into the bedroom...
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start strippin' down
so we can get this thing started.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Almost don't even fit in here.
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Get them beers drunk.
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This bitch wants my dick, don't she?
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She is a lot better looking.
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Them tits ain't nothin'
to write home about.
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Those tits are-
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Fuck!
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What the fuck?
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Fuckin' roofies.
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Hello?
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Guys?
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Is that you, Travis? Billy-Ray?
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On a hill far away
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All right, guys, come on.
Seriously, let me outta here.
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Can you just let me outta here, please?
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The emblem of suffering-
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Guys, this isn't fuckin' funny, all right?
Will you let me outta here, please!
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What the fuck is going on?
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Let me the fuck outta here,
please, all right?
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This isn't funny anymore.
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This isn't fuckin' funny anymore.
This isn't funny anymore, man.
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Come on, let me the fuck out!
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I swear to God,
I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!
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Let me out!
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If you guys don't let me
the fuck outta here, I'm gonna kill you!
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I will cherish
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The old rugged cross
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Will you find somebody to-
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Can somebody please let me outta here?
Please?
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- Lucas, sit down.
- Fuckin' bitch.
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Hey, you fuckin' bitch!
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Let me the fuck outta here,
you fuckin' bitch!
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The old rugged cross
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Fuck!
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And exchange it someday
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For a crown
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Well, how about that?
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That was lovely.
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Just lovely.
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Y'all give that Mormon Tabernacle Choir
a run for their money.
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You know what this is?
245
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That's a printout of what we done today.
246
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That's an article that appears
in tomorrow's Post.
247
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You know what that's called?
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National coverage.
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- Sure was.
- Indeed, it was.
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Abigail...
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TiVo'd the segment on the 5:00 news.
252
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Y'all can watch it later if you want to-
253
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and see yourselves on the TV.
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Yeah, tell you what
we gonna do next week.
255
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We gonna paint the garage.
256
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I know how you love that,
but we gonna paint.
257
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Someone, please!
Come on, please!
258
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I need big, strong volunteers.
How about you?
259
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How about you? You big and strong?
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RJ?
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Show me how Popeye do.
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Popeye!
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Yeah, oh, wow! Don't hurt me, Popeye.
264
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Oh, Popeye, don't hurt me.
265
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Will somebody please
let me the fuck outta here!
266
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Caleb, come on, now.
That's a bit much. Now, come on, come on.
267
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No! Fuck! Fuck!
268
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- Welcome, family.
- Good evenin'.
269
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- Good evenin', Granddaddy.
- Good evenin', Grandpa.
270
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Good evening.
271
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But what's so good about it?
272
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Psalms 1 1 7, verse 24.
273
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"This is the day which the Lord hath made.
274
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We will rejoice and be glad in it."
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Glad in it.
276
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"Oh, woe is me
if I preach not the gospels."
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Corinthians 9:16.
278
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Amen, Grandpa.
279
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Oh, well, I think
I'm gonna preach that holy word.
280
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- Preach it, Daddy.
- Yes.
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We read in Hebrews 1 1-
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By faith-by faith-
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Noah, being warned by God
of things not seen as yet...
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prepared an ark...
285
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for the savin' of his house...
286
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by which he condemned all others.
287
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For there was multitudes
upon multitudes of people...
288
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and God drowned them
all except Noah and his flock.
289
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Drowned them all.
All sinners gone to hell.
290
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Praise his name.
291
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I'm good at climbing.
I'm good at climbing.
292
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You talk to some of them maudlin,
touchy-feely preachers out there...
293
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peddlin' their soft faith...
294
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they gonna tell you what you wanna hear.
295
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They ain't gonna tell you
what you need to know.
296
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They can't. Can't tell you the truth.
297
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Why, it might be politically incorrect.
298
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But they'll tell you...
299
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this nation and the world
is goin' to hell.
300
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They won't tell you why.
Can't tell you why.
301
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They'll tell you...
302
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"God loves you.
303
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God loves everybody."
304
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Does a God that drowned the entire world,
exception of Noah and his flock...
305
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sound like a God that loves you?
306
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No.
307
00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:03,644
That sound like a God
that forgives your sins?
308
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- No!
- No, sir.
309
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,189
Your carnal desires?
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That's not God's love.
311
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That's a God that abhors the wicked.
312
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He abhors those
that ignore his righteous teaching...
313
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and forsake his covenant...
314
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and scoff at his acts.
315
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God doesn't love you...
316
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unless you fear him.
317
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We talk about a fear we have
of certain snakes.
318
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Well, that'd be a righteous fear.
319
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We talkin' about a fear we have
of takin' a cookie...
320
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Grandma's cookie jar...
321
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'fraid of being caught?
322
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I don't believe so.
323
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Talkin' about the fear of God. I fear God.
324
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You better believe I fear God.
325
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:55,320
But my fear is born out of respect-
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- Oh, fuck.
- Admiration...
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devotion...
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sacrifice...
329
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,912
adoration...
330
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and knowledge of the scripture...
331
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that I preach.
332
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Give us some knowledge, Daddy.
Give us some knowledge.
333
00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:16,133
But I preach knowledge,
and I preach to this...
334
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:20,012
and I preach, and I preach-
335
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,473
Oh, Lord, Lord, Lord.
336
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:27,603
I preach like my daddy before me,
and his daddy before him.
337
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:32,149
My grandaddy built this church
goin' on a hundred years ago.
338
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,026
He used to minister up there...
339
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:38,280
at the 1 2th St. Baptist
up there in the city...
340
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:44,161
till he couldn't stomach
what he called the deviltry anymore.
341
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:48,123
So he abandoned that modern-day Gomorrah
and settled Cooper's Dell...
342
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June, 191 7.
343
00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:55,714
But if he thought people
were depraved back then-
344
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I mean, his head'd nearly burst...
345
00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:02,012
if he saw how wicked
this country's become.
346
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,097
I hate the wickedness of America...
347
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,684
and all the sin-worshippers
who populate it.
348
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,520
"Do I not hate them, O Lord,
that hate thee?"
349
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:12,189
Says in Psalms 1 38...
350
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"Am I not grieved by those
that rise up against thee?
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I hate them with a perfect hatred.
352
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:22,074
I count them mine enemies."
353
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,951
Twenty-one, 22.
354
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:28,330
And who's the greatest enemy
of God, Cheyenne?
355
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- Satan.
- Satan.
356
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:34,086
- That's right, baby.
- Satan.
357
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,172
Yes, ma'am.
358
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:40,175
And who's Satan's instrument
on earth, Fiona May?
359
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:41,677
The homosexuals.
360
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:46,431
That's right, baby. The homosexuals.
361
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:52,771
The homosexuals have run amok
in this nation over 30 years now.
362
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,690
Let's see what it's brought us.
363
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:57,985
Rampant fornication...
364
00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,569
adultery...
365
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,530
abortion...
366
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:03,490
flagrant sexuality...
367
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:07,160
in every corner of media-
movies, TV, et cetera.
368
00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:09,746
Schools, malls, books...
369
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:13,875
clothes, toys, music-
370
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Everywhere.
371
00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:17,629
Everywhere!
372
00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:22,217
You can't turn on the TV without seeing
some jackass wavin' his privates.
373
00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:27,347
That's because the moral spine
of this country has been weakened...
374
00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:29,766
by permissive attitudes...
375
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:33,562
and an unabashed tolerance
for homosexuals.
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Godlessness.
377
00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:39,109
Godlessness.
378
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:43,447
The casual acceptance of the gay...
379
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,407
has hastened our demise as a species.
380
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:49,369
Fact. Why? Because they do not procreate.
381
00:22:49,453 --> 00:22:51,788
They do not procreate.
382
00:22:51,872 --> 00:22:56,001
Now, they solicit. Yeah, boy.
383
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,586
They recruit.
384
00:22:57,669 --> 00:22:59,171
Yeah, boy.
385
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,882
But they do not procreate.
386
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:04,134
Is there anyone-
387
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,636
anyone-who can look at the news...
388
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,807
and deny these are our end times?
389
00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:14,811
Outside our fence lays a world at waste.
390
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:19,316
They's famine, such as in Africa...
391
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:22,402
pestilence, such as the gay AIDS.
392
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:29,493
Monsoons, typhoons, hurricanes and the
ensuing floods, such as New Orleans-
393
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:32,120
New Orleans is number one sin city.
394
00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:34,664
Thailand-Thailand!
395
00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:37,000
Thailand...
396
00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:42,339
where pederasts travel
thousands of miles...
397
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:45,092
spend untold amounts of money...
398
00:23:46,218 --> 00:23:47,719
to sodomize a child.
399
00:23:51,223 --> 00:23:52,682
A baby.
400
00:23:56,978 --> 00:24:01,108
Thousands upon thousands
dead in that tsunami.
401
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:05,654
I never saw the hand of God
so clearly in all my born days.
402
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:09,658
And the Lord's bore witness
to this apostasy.
403
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:13,954
Apostasy-The leaving of faith,
the denying of religion...
404
00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:16,039
denying of morality.
405
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,126
He's done with it.
406
00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:21,753
He's done with it.
407
00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:24,840
The end is nigh.
408
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,925
- The end is nigh.
- Yes, it is.
409
00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:33,014
Cheyenne, bunny rabbit...
410
00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:36,643
do you mind taking
the children out now for the lesson...
411
00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:40,897
'cause it's gonna get grown up in here.
412
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,608
You ready?
413
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:45,944
Come on, babies. Grandpa loves you.
414
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,529
Come on.
415
00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:49,781
Gimme your hand there. Come on.
416
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:51,992
Come here. Come on, sweetie.
417
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:54,494
When you get finished today in school...
418
00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:56,746
I want you to tell me
all about it, will ya?
419
00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:58,665
Will you tell me about it later?
420
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:02,252
I wish you'd talk to me sometime.
421
00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:16,975
Would y'all like to see
who we have to thank...
422
00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:20,020
for the extinction of the human race?
423
00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:23,565
It.
424
00:25:25,317 --> 00:25:28,570
Y'all know about that Worldwide Web.
425
00:25:29,321 --> 00:25:32,699
Yeah, that's the devil's playground.
426
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:35,160
We harnessed the devils' technology...
427
00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:38,413
went out like sheep amongst wolves...
428
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:41,791
into them homosexually oriented
chat rooms...
429
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,755
and we promised them boys
what they wanted to hear.
430
00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:49,299
Just like an insect...
431
00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:54,971
just like moths to a flame,
like flies to horseshit.
432
00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:57,974
Insects. Insects...
433
00:25:58,058 --> 00:26:01,102
that are easily trapped
in that snare of God...
434
00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:03,104
on that there Web.
435
00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:06,816
And we gonna deal with 'em
the way God taught us to deal with 'em-
436
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:09,819
the way we dealt
with little Jacob Harlow...
437
00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:12,572
who burns in hell as we speak.
438
00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,327
Now...
439
00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:22,290
there's a commandment
talks against killin', isn't it?
440
00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:25,418
There's a commandment
speaks against killin'.
441
00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:27,462
God's talking about your fellow man.
442
00:26:27,545 --> 00:26:30,131
He's not talking about this... insect.
443
00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:34,177
I mean, you don't mourn the death
of a germ when it's been cured.
444
00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:37,013
And a homosexual...
445
00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:39,432
won't stop sinnin' of its own volition...
446
00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:44,145
and it's up to the righteous
to curb the spread of its disease.
447
00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:47,357
"If a man also lie with mankind...
448
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,234
as he lies with a woman...
449
00:26:49,317 --> 00:26:51,611
they both have committed an abomination...
450
00:26:51,695 --> 00:26:54,823
and they shall surely be put to death."
451
00:26:54,906 --> 00:26:58,535
- That is the scripture.
- No. No!
452
00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:01,705
That is scripture.
453
00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:06,167
Well, the wrath of God...
454
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,047
is revealed from heaven...
455
00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:15,343
against all ungodliness.
456
00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:17,262
No! Please, help!
457
00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:18,847
Help!
458
00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:26,062
Now tape him up good, boys.
Now you watch that gay saliva.
459
00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:28,857
If it gets on ya, it can turn ya.
460
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:31,901
Don't get it near his orifices, now.
461
00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:37,407
- Shut up!
- Send the sinner straight to hell.
462
00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:40,368
Come on, baby.
Send the sinner straight to hell.
463
00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:41,786
Shut your mouth!
464
00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:49,252
Send him off wrapped like a package.
465
00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:01,389
Come on, Caleb.
466
00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:14,319
Burn in hell, cocksucker.
467
00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,738
No!
468
00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:18,114
Caleb, head hole.
469
00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,625
Let us out of here!
We didn't do anything!
470
00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,502
Let us the fuck out of here!
471
00:28:30,585 --> 00:28:32,087
Oh, man!
472
00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:34,798
Let us out! Let us out of here, please!
473
00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:37,634
All right. Get that other one.
474
00:28:37,717 --> 00:28:39,052
Oh, fuck.
475
00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:41,346
Oh, God. I ain't gay! Please!
476
00:28:41,429 --> 00:28:43,223
Don't! No! No!
477
00:28:43,306 --> 00:28:45,141
No, look, I ain't even gay!
478
00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:46,935
Please, no! No!
479
00:28:47,018 --> 00:28:49,145
Please! I ain't even gay!
480
00:28:49,229 --> 00:28:51,981
I ain't even gay. I ain't even gay!
481
00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:53,525
Please!
482
00:28:53,608 --> 00:28:55,819
Stop. I ain't even gay! Please!
483
00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,487
Let me go! Please!
484
00:28:58,571 --> 00:29:00,990
- Jarod!
- Travis! Billy-Ray!
485
00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:05,703
What the fuck are you doing? God!
486
00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:08,248
- Take it easy, kid.
- I ain't even gay! I ain't even gay!
487
00:29:08,331 --> 00:29:09,916
You might be worse.
488
00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:14,629
Came to these woods to share a woman
with other men in the same bed.
489
00:29:14,712 --> 00:29:16,798
Will somebody please fuckin' help me!
490
00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:22,720
Fornicatin' ways, they caused the
destruction of both Sodom and Gomorrah.
491
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:24,305
I don't wanna die!
492
00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:26,099
You already did, sinner.
493
00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:28,268
You destroyed your spirit...
494
00:29:28,351 --> 00:29:30,895
in a waste of shame.
495
00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:03,178
Hey, Billy-Ray.
496
00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:05,346
Fuck.
497
00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:07,056
Hey, Billy-Ray.
498
00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:16,566
They gonna do us like they did that guy.
499
00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,443
Not if we can get outta here first, man.
500
00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:21,613
- They gonna kill us!
- Listen. Listen to me.
501
00:30:21,696 --> 00:30:24,991
I think a bone snapped out of this dead
guy's skin when they dropped him...
502
00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:27,785
because I feel something stabbing my leg.
503
00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:30,455
What the fuck, man? What the fuck?
504
00:30:30,538 --> 00:30:33,708
I think I can fuckin'
tear through this paper...
505
00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:35,603
if you can just fuckin'
lean back a little bit.
506
00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:37,378
Just work with me here a little bit.
507
00:30:37,462 --> 00:30:38,963
Just tell me what I gotta do.
508
00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:42,217
Lean back a little bit
so I can lean forward. Just work with me.
509
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:44,093
Oh, no. No.
510
00:30:44,177 --> 00:30:45,887
Really, no. Fuckin' lean into me, man.
511
00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:47,907
Do you wanna fuckin' die?
Do you wanna fuckin' die?
512
00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:50,075
Then fuckin' listen to me
and we'll go home, all right?
513
00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:52,578
Stop being a fuckin' baby
and let's fucking get outta here, man.
514
00:30:52,602 --> 00:30:54,938
Just lean back a little bit.
515
00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:56,523
All right?
516
00:30:56,606 --> 00:31:01,444
Just relax and lean back
just a little bit so I can lean forward.
517
00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:04,239
If I can get the bone on the thing-
518
00:31:04,322 --> 00:31:05,907
Just can't see straight.
519
00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:07,659
Hurry, Trav.
520
00:31:09,452 --> 00:31:11,079
It's only tape, man.
521
00:31:11,162 --> 00:31:14,999
I just want my mom.
I really want my mom.
522
00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,475
Oh, you can't do it.
523
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,729
Electronic gate.
It's got one of them magnetic locks on it.
524
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,274
- That's why I couldn't-
- Yeah.
525
00:31:39,357 --> 00:31:41,276
I'm sorry to disturb you, Pastor.
526
00:31:41,359 --> 00:31:42,986
That's all right.
527
00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:46,614
You're a man of the law.
What can I do for you, Officer?
528
00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:48,866
I'm following up on a report
of a traffic accident.
529
00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:52,412
Station wagon sideswiped a car
out on Route 9.
530
00:31:52,495 --> 00:31:55,164
Oh, my Lord. Anybody hurt?
531
00:31:55,248 --> 00:31:58,668
No, sir. There was no one
in the car at the time...
532
00:32:01,212 --> 00:32:03,423
but I see you got a wagon over there
with some damage...
533
00:32:03,506 --> 00:32:05,967
that matches the description.
534
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:09,012
Fuck!
535
00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:10,597
Oh, fuck. I'm free. I'm free.
536
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:11,681
I'm free.
537
00:32:15,351 --> 00:32:18,354
- I tell 'em and I tell 'em and I tell 'em.
- Sir?
538
00:32:18,938 --> 00:32:20,732
That's my granddaughters'.
539
00:32:20,815 --> 00:32:23,985
Once in a while they go into town,
you know, get some milk, fetch a paper.
540
00:32:24,068 --> 00:32:27,780
Whatever. I believe they're your culprits.
541
00:32:27,864 --> 00:32:30,408
You know, it's not
politically correct to say...
542
00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:32,702
but women and cars-
543
00:32:33,745 --> 00:32:35,246
Not a good mix.
544
00:32:46,507 --> 00:32:48,760
- Hurry! Hurry, hurry!
- Oh, fuck!
545
00:32:50,261 --> 00:32:51,554
Go.
546
00:32:54,265 --> 00:32:55,850
Go, man! Hurry!
547
00:32:56,893 --> 00:32:59,354
It's too fuckin' tight, Trav.
548
00:32:59,437 --> 00:33:01,189
I can't fuckin' do it. It's too tight.
549
00:33:01,272 --> 00:33:03,274
Billy-Ray! Where are you goin'?
550
00:33:03,358 --> 00:33:05,860
Billy-Ray, don't fuckin' go.
Where the fuck are you goin'?
551
00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:07,445
I can't fuckin' do it!
552
00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:11,157
I'm sorry!
553
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,284
Fuck! Fuck!
554
00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:17,080
If I could, I'd like to keep
them insurance devils out of it.
555
00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:19,540
You know, rates are high as it is...
556
00:33:19,624 --> 00:33:23,086
and I'm not exactly
Mr. Popularity around here.
557
00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:25,129
Well, no, I guess not.
558
00:33:25,213 --> 00:33:27,799
So if you can put me in touch
with whoever it is, you know...
559
00:33:27,882 --> 00:33:31,344
that owns the car that they scraped up...
560
00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:33,054
why I can talk to 'em personal.
561
00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:36,015
Maybe get him some financial restitution.
562
00:33:36,099 --> 00:33:38,768
Make up for it, you know.
563
00:33:39,310 --> 00:33:40,812
I mean, if you could.
564
00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:44,982
I mean, there's only cosmetic damage,
you know. Nobody was hurt.
565
00:33:53,908 --> 00:33:56,669
I guess that'd be fine. I'll just
phone it in to y'all in the morning.
566
00:33:56,703 --> 00:33:59,664
I thank you so much for that.
I'm much obliged.
567
00:33:59,747 --> 00:34:01,582
- Hey, you have a good night.
- You too.
568
00:34:01,666 --> 00:34:02,667
Oh, fuck!
569
00:34:08,631 --> 00:34:10,091
Pastor, excuse me.
570
00:34:10,174 --> 00:34:12,260
Sorry. I got one last thing.
571
00:34:12,802 --> 00:34:16,097
I remember you went over to the Vatican
to protest that dead pope's funeral...
572
00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:17,974
a few years back.
573
00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:20,852
And I guess what I'm saying is...
574
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:24,647
is Italy nice?
575
00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:39,162
Oh, my God.
576
00:34:41,873 --> 00:34:43,708
- Italy?
- Yeah.
577
00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:46,478
I was thinking about taking my wife
someplace exotic for our five-year...
578
00:34:46,502 --> 00:34:49,964
and, well, Italy was at
the top of the list.
579
00:34:50,047 --> 00:34:53,050
Well, it's full of Italians.
There is that.
580
00:34:54,677 --> 00:34:56,345
Full of Italians, huh?
581
00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:58,431
Yeah, I suppose that stands to reason.
582
00:34:58,514 --> 00:35:01,142
- All right, you have a good night.
- Thank you.
583
00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:03,519
Oh, fuck.
584
00:35:12,403 --> 00:35:14,030
Let's fuckin' do this!
585
00:35:29,754 --> 00:35:31,255
Motherfucker.
586
00:35:31,339 --> 00:35:33,899
Sheriff, I got shots fired
inside of Five Points. Repeat. I have-
587
00:35:33,925 --> 00:35:35,426
Shots fired.
588
00:35:35,510 --> 00:35:38,346
Repeat, shots fired inside of Five Points.
589
00:35:38,429 --> 00:35:41,516
Wait a minute. In Cooper's church?
590
00:35:41,599 --> 00:35:43,226
Immediate backup requested.
591
00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:45,937
- Repeat, immediate backup requested.
- I got him, Daddy.
592
00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:47,772
Jesus.
593
00:35:50,942 --> 00:35:52,443
Pete!
594
00:35:52,527 --> 00:35:54,529
Was that a gunshot, Pete?
595
00:35:54,612 --> 00:35:56,447
Pete, you still there?
596
00:35:57,907 --> 00:35:59,158
Pete!
597
00:35:59,242 --> 00:36:04,205
Is this that obese queer,
likes to sodomize wetbacks out on Route 9?
598
00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:12,421
Who is this? Where's my deputy?
599
00:36:12,505 --> 00:36:15,258
Yeah, God sees all, Mr. Queer.
600
00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:17,593
God takes pictures too...
601
00:36:17,677 --> 00:36:20,096
unseemly photographs of men on men-
602
00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:23,516
backwards, sweaty,
lust-filled carnal knowledge.
603
00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:26,894
That fun for you, Mr. Queer...
604
00:36:26,978 --> 00:36:30,815
have a man in your mouth not a mile
from my house of worship?
605
00:36:30,898 --> 00:36:35,152
Now, there was some
unpleasantness out here tonight.
606
00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,863
You just let us clean it up...
607
00:36:36,946 --> 00:36:40,032
and I won't send
any pictures of you to the missus...
608
00:36:40,116 --> 00:36:41,617
or the Courier-
609
00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:43,911
those images of how you like
to use that mouth.
610
00:36:43,995 --> 00:36:47,707
And I don't means stuffing it
with Moon Pies and Coca-Cola.
611
00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:49,292
I tell you what.
612
00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:52,169
What about that picture of you
wiping the feces of that wetback...
613
00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:54,005
off of your scrotum and genitalia?
614
00:36:54,088 --> 00:36:55,756
I think the missus would like that one.
615
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,717
She'd put it on the mantel
at Christmastime...
616
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,303
right between them two stockings.
617
00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:06,225
Yeah, you keep your queerhole shut,
Sheriff...
618
00:37:06,309 --> 00:37:08,436
everything gonna be just fine.
619
00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:15,151
What happened in there?
620
00:37:15,234 --> 00:37:17,987
Them kids was cuttin'
themselves loose downstairs.
621
00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:21,073
Caleb went to deal with it.
622
00:37:21,157 --> 00:37:24,577
Shootin' 'em up while I'm out there
with this law dog.
623
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:27,288
You want me to move his car
on the property?
624
00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:30,583
No.
625
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:33,127
Take him on across town.
626
00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:36,339
Other side of the tracks,
dump him off there.
627
00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:40,426
Them Feds get rather investigative
when it comes to killin' one of their own.
628
00:38:20,967 --> 00:38:22,385
Hello?
629
00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:23,970
This is Keenan.
630
00:38:25,471 --> 00:38:27,139
I'm sorry. Who now?
631
00:38:29,058 --> 00:38:30,559
Yes, sir.
632
00:38:30,643 --> 00:38:33,437
That case is under
preliminary investigation.
633
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:42,488
Report was members of the church
were seeking semiautomatic firearms...
634
00:38:42,571 --> 00:38:46,242
mid-2004, before AWB expired.
635
00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:49,161
We have unconfirmed reports
they got a few.
636
00:38:53,124 --> 00:38:57,920
Well, the intelligence suggests
that they were modifying the weapons.
637
00:38:58,004 --> 00:39:01,215
At least that was the testimony
of the guy who sold 'em some shotguns.
638
00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:04,760
He said they made inquiries
about modifications.
639
00:39:06,137 --> 00:39:10,516
No, sir. Undercover infiltration
was unsuccessful.
640
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:12,101
Can you-
641
00:39:13,936 --> 00:39:15,354
I'm sorry. Sir?
642
00:39:16,439 --> 00:39:18,107
Can I call you back?
643
00:39:19,108 --> 00:39:21,110
Yes, sir. Thank you.
It'll just be a few minutes.
644
00:39:22,945 --> 00:39:24,447
Oh, shit.
645
00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:37,293
If you loved me,
you'd make me some coffee.
646
00:39:42,965 --> 00:39:44,633
Caleb?
647
00:39:44,717 --> 00:39:45,885
Darlin'?
648
00:39:48,721 --> 00:39:51,098
Oh, no!
649
00:39:51,182 --> 00:39:53,476
No, Caleb!
650
00:39:55,061 --> 00:39:57,605
Come on, baby doll. Come on.
651
00:39:57,688 --> 00:39:59,231
Come on. Come on.
652
00:39:59,315 --> 00:40:01,776
I know. I know, baby. I know.
653
00:40:02,777 --> 00:40:04,278
Timothy 4, baby doll.
654
00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:05,863
Timothy 4.
655
00:40:06,989 --> 00:40:09,950
Timothy 4, baby. Timothy 4.
656
00:40:10,034 --> 00:40:13,079
"I am now ready to be offered.
657
00:40:13,162 --> 00:40:17,041
The time for my departure is at hand.
658
00:40:17,124 --> 00:40:19,335
I have fought a good fight.
659
00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:22,838
I have fought a good fight.
660
00:40:22,922 --> 00:40:25,966
I have finished my course.
661
00:40:26,050 --> 00:40:27,843
I have kept the faith."
662
00:40:30,554 --> 00:40:33,057
He's on the lovin' breast of Jesus, baby.
663
00:40:34,391 --> 00:40:36,393
He's gone to Jesus.
664
00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:40,523
I know, baby. I know. I know.
665
00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,108
Come on.
666
00:40:42,191 --> 00:40:43,818
Let me show you something, sweetie.
667
00:40:43,901 --> 00:40:45,861
Let me show you something. Come on.
668
00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:49,240
I want you to see something with me now.
669
00:40:49,323 --> 00:40:50,449
- Lookee here.
- What?
670
00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:52,159
Lookee here.
671
00:40:52,243 --> 00:40:54,328
Caleb did not die in vain.
672
00:40:54,411 --> 00:40:57,248
He sent them two devils to hell
before they killed him.
673
00:40:58,541 --> 00:41:02,002
Probably saved us all
with his last dyin' breath.
674
00:41:09,718 --> 00:41:14,849
You go rot in hell, you filthy, filthy-
675
00:41:14,932 --> 00:41:16,851
Come on. Come on.
Come on, baby. Come on.
676
00:41:16,934 --> 00:41:18,811
Come on. We got one upstairs.
677
00:41:18,894 --> 00:41:20,521
Save it for him.
678
00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:24,316
- Save it for him. Am I right?
- Oh, Daddy, you're always right.
679
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,777
There's a land
680
00:41:26,861 --> 00:41:30,489
Beyond the river
681
00:41:30,573 --> 00:41:32,700
That they call
682
00:41:32,783 --> 00:41:36,745
The sweet forever
683
00:41:36,829 --> 00:41:41,000
And you only reach that shore
684
00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:44,879
By fate's decree
685
00:41:44,962 --> 00:41:50,926
By and by we'll cross the portal
686
00:41:51,010 --> 00:41:57,183
Where we'll dwell with thee, immortal
687
00:41:57,266 --> 00:42:01,020
When they ring those golden bells
688
00:42:01,103 --> 00:42:04,064
They're a pretty tight-knit group.
689
00:42:04,148 --> 00:42:08,694
Approximately 20, 25 members...
690
00:42:08,777 --> 00:42:12,114
all related by blood or marriage.
691
00:42:12,198 --> 00:42:17,369
Makes it impossible
to get any coverts inside.
692
00:42:17,453 --> 00:42:19,246
No, sir.
693
00:42:19,330 --> 00:42:23,125
You're thinking of Fred Phelps
and his family up in Kansas.
694
00:42:23,209 --> 00:42:25,794
"God hates fags."
695
00:42:25,878 --> 00:42:29,089
They're irritating,
but they're not gun nuts like the Coopers.
696
00:42:32,009 --> 00:42:33,969
They're suers, not doers.
697
00:42:34,053 --> 00:42:36,722
Last April someone at Five Points...
698
00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:40,935
reported an IED setup
on church property.
699
00:42:41,018 --> 00:42:44,230
No injuries sustained
and minimal damage done to a tree...
700
00:42:44,313 --> 00:42:46,899
but in an interview
with the local media...
701
00:42:46,982 --> 00:42:51,237
Cooper claimed that if a bomb had gone off
in a synagogue, a black church...
702
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,864
or a homo-friendly Unitarian coven...
703
00:42:53,948 --> 00:42:55,324
there'd have been an uproar.
704
00:42:55,866 --> 00:42:57,409
No suspects, no arrests.
705
00:42:57,493 --> 00:43:00,496
Local law enforcement
chalked it up to townie kids...
706
00:43:00,579 --> 00:43:02,665
having fun at the church's expense.
707
00:43:02,748 --> 00:43:06,794
But it spooked the Coopers into tearing
down all the barns on their property...
708
00:43:06,877 --> 00:43:09,463
turning 'em into barricade fences.
709
00:43:09,546 --> 00:43:12,216
Locals call it "the great
wall of bullshit."
710
00:43:14,051 --> 00:43:16,303
Yes, sir, after the one in China.
711
00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:20,432
What made 'em persons of interest...
712
00:43:20,516 --> 00:43:24,853
was an interview Cooper gave
to the Patriot Times right about then.
713
00:43:24,937 --> 00:43:27,398
He said that
"If the law won't protect us...
714
00:43:27,481 --> 00:43:29,775
from the Philistines and sodomites...
715
00:43:29,858 --> 00:43:31,735
we'll protect ourselves."
716
00:43:31,819 --> 00:43:35,489
You couple that comment
with the allegations, and you can see why-
717
00:43:36,615 --> 00:43:39,451
We've had 'em on surveillance off and on.
718
00:43:39,535 --> 00:43:41,120
They're pretty easy to keep track of.
719
00:43:41,203 --> 00:43:43,664
When they're not protesting gay bars
or chasing headlines...
720
00:43:43,747 --> 00:43:45,791
they mostly stick to their compound...
721
00:43:45,874 --> 00:43:47,543
hold their daily services.
722
00:43:54,883 --> 00:43:57,177
I know I'm low man
on the totem pole...
723
00:43:57,261 --> 00:43:59,847
but are you sure that's wise
at this juncture, sir?
724
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:05,227
Why? Because if you give us
a few more days...
725
00:44:05,311 --> 00:44:08,814
I'm sure we can dig up something
more substantial than the sheriff's-
726
00:44:12,901 --> 00:44:15,446
That's how you wanna play it.
727
00:44:15,529 --> 00:44:18,240
No, sir, I'm not questioning
your call at all, sir.
728
00:44:18,324 --> 00:44:22,328
I'm saying that our history with
situations like this hasn't been exactly-
729
00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:31,420
Yes, sir. It's dawn here now...
730
00:44:31,503 --> 00:44:34,423
but we can be fully mobilized
and on site in an hour.
731
00:44:36,008 --> 00:44:37,509
I understand.
732
00:45:11,335 --> 00:45:12,336
Fuck!
733
00:45:17,716 --> 00:45:20,552
Tempted and tried
734
00:45:20,636 --> 00:45:24,348
We're oft made to wonder
735
00:45:24,431 --> 00:45:28,185
Why it should be
736
00:45:28,268 --> 00:45:31,397
All the day long
737
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:36,485
While there are others
738
00:45:36,568 --> 00:45:40,114
Living about us
739
00:45:40,197 --> 00:45:43,742
Never molested
740
00:45:43,826 --> 00:45:47,454
Doing wrong
741
00:45:48,414 --> 00:45:51,750
When death has come
742
00:45:51,834 --> 00:45:55,462
And taken our loved one
743
00:45:55,546 --> 00:45:59,258
It makes our hearts
744
00:45:59,341 --> 00:46:03,470
So weary and drear
745
00:46:04,346 --> 00:46:08,600
Then do we wonder
746
00:46:08,684 --> 00:46:12,563
Why others prosper
747
00:46:12,646 --> 00:46:16,984
Living so wicked
748
00:46:17,067 --> 00:46:21,447
Year after year
749
00:46:21,530 --> 00:46:27,744
Farther along we'll know all about it
750
00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:35,961
Farther along we'll understand why
751
00:46:36,044 --> 00:46:40,507
Cheer up, my brother
752
00:46:40,591 --> 00:46:44,094
Live in the sunshine
753
00:46:44,178 --> 00:46:49,641
We'll understand it all by and by
754
00:46:49,725 --> 00:46:51,768
Come, sweetie. Come. Come.
755
00:46:52,895 --> 00:46:56,315
Farther along
756
00:46:56,398 --> 00:47:00,777
We'll know all about it
757
00:47:01,570 --> 00:47:06,992
Farther along
we'll understand why
758
00:47:20,923 --> 00:47:27,262
All by and by
759
00:47:47,783 --> 00:47:48,784
Fuck!
760
00:47:53,330 --> 00:47:55,082
Fast little monkey!
761
00:48:14,309 --> 00:48:17,062
Who fired? Who fired, goddamn it!
762
00:48:17,145 --> 00:48:18,522
Local Agent 3.
763
00:48:23,402 --> 00:48:25,362
Goddamn it!
764
00:48:25,445 --> 00:48:27,656
- What are you-
- Who the fuck are you?
765
00:48:27,739 --> 00:48:29,449
Did he fire at us?
766
00:48:29,533 --> 00:48:31,785
- No, he was armed.
- Did he open fire at us?
767
00:48:31,868 --> 00:48:34,305
- Son of a bitch had a machine gun!
- They got kids in there, asshole!
768
00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:37,124
- Sorry! I'm sorry.
- Kids you just turned into hostages!
769
00:48:37,207 --> 00:48:38,584
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Asshole!
770
00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:42,045
You can't talk to me, you son of a bitch.
I am a King's County elected official!
771
00:48:42,129 --> 00:48:45,257
Sit your ass back in your vehicle!
772
00:48:46,842 --> 00:48:47,843
Now!
773
00:49:06,528 --> 00:49:09,364
How much you think
a cross like that costs?
774
00:49:10,741 --> 00:49:13,243
You mean in dollars or common sense?
775
00:49:13,327 --> 00:49:15,078
Zing!
776
00:49:21,209 --> 00:49:23,837
We get the spike mic set up?
777
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,382
Well, we were about to,
and then Barney Fife happened.
778
00:49:28,425 --> 00:49:30,302
Well-
779
00:49:30,385 --> 00:49:33,847
Let's go old-school.
We get any blueprints or whatnot?
780
00:49:36,642 --> 00:49:39,728
- 1 922.
- It's all county had.
781
00:49:39,811 --> 00:49:44,274
They haven't built an addition to the original
structure for the last 50 years. No permits.
782
00:49:44,358 --> 00:49:48,111
They got anything on four legs
except horses we gotta look out for?
783
00:49:48,195 --> 00:49:50,447
Isn't this a stable?
784
00:49:50,530 --> 00:49:52,532
No, that's Home Depot.
785
00:49:53,575 --> 00:49:56,745
It was a stud farm. Belonged to the
last neighbors the Coopers ever had...
786
00:49:56,828 --> 00:49:58,914
before Abin drove 'em off
and bought the land.
787
00:49:58,997 --> 00:50:03,794
That's where they load up with all the lumber
so they can build this elegant fucking fence.
788
00:50:03,877 --> 00:50:08,590
Million-dollar views from three directions
and then, bam! "Casa de Bat Shit."
789
00:50:08,674 --> 00:50:11,843
Do you know how you get
a valley this beautiful all to yourself?
790
00:50:11,927 --> 00:50:15,013
Put a giant fucking cross
on your front lawn.
791
00:50:15,097 --> 00:50:16,765
Give me the horn.
792
00:50:22,896 --> 00:50:26,775
This is Special Agent
Joseph Keenan of the ATF.
793
00:50:27,526 --> 00:50:30,696
We're here to execute
a search warrant on the premises...
794
00:50:30,779 --> 00:50:34,700
on suspicion of violation
of the National Firearms Act.
795
00:50:34,783 --> 00:50:40,247
Put down any weapons, come out with
your hands up, and you will not be harmed.
796
00:50:40,330 --> 00:50:44,418
Repeat: You will not be harmed.
797
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:57,472
I think it's the use of the word "repeat"
that makes this work every time.
798
00:51:17,117 --> 00:51:18,702
You wanna breach?
799
00:51:22,664 --> 00:51:23,999
No.
800
00:51:25,167 --> 00:51:26,668
Give 'em a minute.
801
00:51:30,714 --> 00:51:33,258
Get a line opened up.
802
00:51:33,341 --> 00:51:35,385
Yeah, that's gonna-
803
00:51:37,137 --> 00:51:39,139
Come on!
804
00:51:41,141 --> 00:51:42,893
Goddamn it!
805
00:51:43,477 --> 00:51:45,687
Get down! Agent, get down!
806
00:51:54,863 --> 00:51:55,864
Right now!
807
00:51:58,158 --> 00:51:59,743
This is Special Agent Keenan, sir.
808
00:51:59,826 --> 00:52:02,954
Cooper's Dell has escalated
into a firefight.
809
00:52:03,038 --> 00:52:05,040
Requesting backup.
810
00:52:05,123 --> 00:52:07,250
Get the fuck outta here. Go grab a rifle.
811
00:52:08,376 --> 00:52:11,421
The local sheriff shot
and killed an armed assailant.
812
00:52:11,505 --> 00:52:15,008
We C-C'd. They opened fire.
813
00:52:15,091 --> 00:52:17,010
They shot Brooks.
814
00:52:17,093 --> 00:52:18,637
The fucking church people!
815
00:52:20,555 --> 00:52:22,390
They're heavy with AK's and TECs.
816
00:52:22,474 --> 00:52:24,017
I need backup now!
817
00:52:27,062 --> 00:52:29,898
You said this was gonna be
a simple in-and-out, sir.
818
00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:36,696
Simple just shit itself.
819
00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:40,575
Media, sir?
820
00:52:42,035 --> 00:52:44,287
The closest TV station's
a hundred miles away.
821
00:52:44,371 --> 00:52:46,081
The local paper prints once a week.
822
00:52:46,164 --> 00:52:47,874
Media's not a factor, sir.
823
00:52:54,506 --> 00:52:56,508
Sir, that sounds like-
824
00:52:59,511 --> 00:53:01,388
With all due respect, sir...
825
00:53:01,471 --> 00:53:04,641
maybe we should get the deputy
assistant director on this call.
826
00:53:05,350 --> 00:53:07,978
Jesus Christ, there's kids in there, sir!
827
00:53:08,061 --> 00:53:10,772
Just give me another 10 minutes.
I can open up a line-
828
00:53:13,275 --> 00:53:17,904
I'm gonna want something in writing
to protect myself and my field office.
829
00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:26,788
No, I'm gonna need something more
substantial than your word for this.
830
00:53:26,872 --> 00:53:30,041
Either I get a text,
or an e-mail, or something official...
831
00:53:30,125 --> 00:53:32,419
I can stand behind or it's no-go.
832
00:53:44,014 --> 00:53:46,182
Get on the ground!
Get on the ground now!
833
00:53:48,184 --> 00:53:50,604
Down! Who else
is coming out that door, huh?
834
00:53:50,687 --> 00:53:52,606
- It's just me.
- Bullshit!
835
00:53:52,689 --> 00:53:54,858
There's kids in there
and I wanna get 'em out.
836
00:54:04,951 --> 00:54:08,663
Is that Group 2?
Are they sending us more agents?
837
00:54:08,747 --> 00:54:11,082
The situation's been reclassified.
838
00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:14,794
We're to take down
this domestic terrorist cell.
839
00:54:14,878 --> 00:54:17,255
- We fired on them first, Joe.
- We didn't.
840
00:54:17,339 --> 00:54:19,382
That fat fucking asshole local.
841
00:54:20,342 --> 00:54:21,843
What are the orders?
842
00:54:24,137 --> 00:54:27,182
Hold on a second. We don't even know
what the goddamn situation is in there.
843
00:54:27,265 --> 00:54:30,602
Our Intel is limited. We've had
no fucking communication with them!
844
00:54:30,685 --> 00:54:32,854
"Our investigation
of the Five Point Church...
845
00:54:32,938 --> 00:54:35,857
at Cooper's Dell
has uncovered an extremely hostile...
846
00:54:35,941 --> 00:54:38,693
domestic terrorist cell, heavily armed...
847
00:54:38,777 --> 00:54:41,738
with intentions of bombing
a local shopping mall this morning."
848
00:54:41,821 --> 00:54:43,281
You're fucking kidding me!
849
00:54:43,365 --> 00:54:45,635
"When we came with arrest warrants,
they opened fire on us...
850
00:54:45,659 --> 00:54:47,869
killing the assistant
special agent in charge...
851
00:54:47,953 --> 00:54:51,748
leaving us no choice but to take
the premises with deadly force."
852
00:54:53,041 --> 00:54:54,834
Jesus Christ.
853
00:54:54,918 --> 00:54:57,963
There are women,
and there are kids inside there, man.
854
00:54:58,046 --> 00:55:01,967
"In the resulting firefight,
all suspects were killed."
855
00:55:06,554 --> 00:55:09,057
Give 'em the gas, then dynamic entry.
856
00:55:09,641 --> 00:55:11,101
Joe, the suits ain't here.
857
00:55:12,519 --> 00:55:15,105
We're here, Joe.
You're here. You can call this.
858
00:55:15,188 --> 00:55:17,482
And then what, Harry?
859
00:55:17,565 --> 00:55:19,818
The FBI takes over,
and we look like assholes...
860
00:55:19,901 --> 00:55:22,070
who can't do our jobs-again.
861
00:55:22,153 --> 00:55:25,031
That's what happens the minute
a single news van rolls up...
862
00:55:25,115 --> 00:55:27,909
and any one of these people
walks out of there alive...
863
00:55:27,993 --> 00:55:30,912
goes on CNN and says we're the bad guys.
864
00:55:30,996 --> 00:55:33,790
Doesn't matter who the fuck's around
to tell it to the goddamn news.
865
00:55:33,873 --> 00:55:37,085
That's exactly what we're gonna be-
the fucking bad guys!
866
00:55:37,168 --> 00:55:39,170
I got 18 years in.
867
00:55:39,254 --> 00:55:41,894
I'm not telling my wife she's gotta
clip coupons till we're dead...
868
00:55:41,923 --> 00:55:44,843
'cause I couldn't follow a simple order,
shitty as that order is.
869
00:55:44,926 --> 00:55:46,928
And we're not talking about Gandhi here.
870
00:55:47,012 --> 00:55:49,222
I got a piece of Brooks's skull
in my fucking knee.
871
00:55:49,305 --> 00:55:51,391
They're shooting at us
with military ordnance.
872
00:55:51,474 --> 00:55:53,685
These ain't a bunch of tweakers
in a motel meth lab.
873
00:55:53,768 --> 00:55:55,478
They are big bad eggs.
874
00:55:59,941 --> 00:56:02,235
Get your men ready for a breach.
875
00:56:02,902 --> 00:56:04,696
Sir, I've apprehended one of the suspects.
876
00:56:04,779 --> 00:56:06,281
Unarmed girl, early 20s.
877
00:56:06,364 --> 00:56:08,867
She's says she's the caretaker
of the kids in the house.
878
00:56:08,950 --> 00:56:12,871
She says she wants to get the kids
out the back without her people knowing.
879
00:56:12,954 --> 00:56:14,456
I think she's legit, sir.
880
00:56:14,539 --> 00:56:16,458
Requesting instructions. Over.
881
00:56:21,504 --> 00:56:24,090
This is a hostile domestic terrorist cell.
882
00:56:24,174 --> 00:56:25,800
Use of deadly force is permitted.
883
00:56:27,552 --> 00:56:29,929
- She's not even armed. Over.
- We're not terrorists.
884
00:56:30,013 --> 00:56:32,390
Those are your goddamn orders.
885
00:56:33,725 --> 00:56:35,894
It's the wrong move, Joe.
886
00:56:39,355 --> 00:56:42,609
We're not terrorists.
We're not. You can't do this. Please.
887
00:56:51,242 --> 00:56:53,012
- No! We're not terrorists!
- Stay back! Stay back!
888
00:56:53,036 --> 00:56:56,164
Please, don't! Please! Oh, God.
889
00:57:02,003 --> 00:57:04,148
You need to take this gun
and go back to the house, ma'am.
890
00:57:04,172 --> 00:57:06,049
- Run back to the house.
- I don't want it.
891
00:57:06,132 --> 00:57:07,772
Take the gun and head back
into the house!
892
00:57:07,842 --> 00:57:08,927
No! You're gonna shoot me!
893
00:57:09,010 --> 00:57:11,179
Take the fucking gun, bitch,
and go to the house!
894
00:57:11,262 --> 00:57:13,181
No! Oh, God!
895
00:57:15,558 --> 00:57:17,435
Get in there!
896
00:57:21,272 --> 00:57:23,024
Your daddy's dead.
897
00:57:23,608 --> 00:57:25,735
This is how you respect his memory?
898
00:57:26,694 --> 00:57:28,905
By trying to run out on your family?
899
00:57:28,988 --> 00:57:32,200
No. Mama, they think we're terrorists.
They're gonna kill us all.
900
00:57:32,283 --> 00:57:33,993
Good.
901
00:57:34,077 --> 00:57:36,871
Then I'll be in heaven with Caleb.
902
00:57:36,955 --> 00:57:39,165
Isn't that what you want?
903
00:57:39,249 --> 00:57:41,126
To be with your daddy and Jesus?
904
00:57:41,209 --> 00:57:44,379
But, Mama, what about
Melanie and the babies?
905
00:57:44,462 --> 00:57:46,798
Me and the babies, Mama.
906
00:57:46,881 --> 00:57:50,802
"How sharper than a serpent's tooth
to have a thankless child"!
907
00:57:50,885 --> 00:57:56,224
You get down on your knees
and pray for God's forgiveness!
908
00:57:58,226 --> 00:58:00,186
When you get done with that...
909
00:58:00,270 --> 00:58:03,398
you take this,
come join your family up front.
910
00:58:04,691 --> 00:58:06,734
Come on, come on.
911
00:58:15,243 --> 00:58:18,371
- Like a good Christian.
- Yeah.
912
00:58:30,758 --> 00:58:33,219
They're trying to kill
the children, Daddy.
913
00:58:33,303 --> 00:58:35,471
They're trying to kill us all, baby.
914
00:58:38,266 --> 00:58:40,310
I don't wanna live in this world no more.
915
00:58:41,936 --> 00:58:43,771
I wanna go to Jesus.
916
00:58:47,317 --> 00:58:49,277
Well, baby...
917
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:50,862
if you die...
918
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:56,784
fighting an army
of sodomite-protecting idolaters...
919
00:58:56,868 --> 00:59:00,747
I suspect the good Lord's
gonna give you a mansion in his kingdom.
920
00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:05,960
You always know what to say
to make me feel better, Daddy.
921
00:59:09,088 --> 00:59:12,634
"Now learn ye the parable of a fig tree."
922
00:59:13,301 --> 00:59:14,802
Yes.
923
00:59:14,886 --> 00:59:17,388
Such as Matthew 24.
924
00:59:17,472 --> 00:59:19,807
"When his branch is yet tender...
925
00:59:19,891 --> 00:59:21,309
and putteth forth leaves...
926
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,312
know that summer is nigh."
927
00:59:25,813 --> 00:59:26,814
Well, baby...
928
00:59:28,650 --> 00:59:31,945
looks like summer's about as nigh
as it ever gonna get.
929
01:00:04,769 --> 01:00:06,646
Let's go.
930
01:00:06,729 --> 01:00:08,982
I shall see the face of the Lord...
931
01:00:09,065 --> 01:00:10,566
and the Lord's glory shall surely-
932
01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:24,914
You're gonna be quiet, okay?
933
01:00:24,998 --> 01:00:26,708
I don't wanna shoot you, but I will.
934
01:00:29,085 --> 01:00:30,378
Okay?
935
01:00:32,964 --> 01:00:34,549
Okay.
936
01:00:43,224 --> 01:00:45,226
Are Travis and Billy-Ray dead?
937
01:00:59,365 --> 01:01:00,992
So what? You gonna fucking kill me?
938
01:01:01,075 --> 01:01:02,744
If you help me, I won't.
939
01:01:02,827 --> 01:01:05,079
Else I will, I swear.
940
01:01:13,629 --> 01:01:16,007
There's government agents outside...
941
01:01:16,090 --> 01:01:18,468
and they wanna come in here
and kill my family.
942
01:01:18,551 --> 01:01:20,178
- Fucking good!
- Will you shut up?
943
01:01:20,261 --> 01:01:22,430
I'm trying to save your life.
944
01:01:25,183 --> 01:01:28,728
Those government people-
they're gonna kill you too.
945
01:01:28,811 --> 01:01:31,689
They already shot your friend...
946
01:01:31,773 --> 01:01:34,233
and they are gonna kill everyone
in this house...
947
01:01:34,317 --> 01:01:36,736
'cause they screwed up
what they came here to do.
948
01:01:36,819 --> 01:01:40,823
They're gonna kill us
so that we can't tell on 'em.
949
01:01:42,116 --> 01:01:44,118
They don't want any witnesses...
950
01:01:44,202 --> 01:01:48,998
so they're gonna bust in here
and shoot all of us...
951
01:01:49,082 --> 01:01:52,835
even my little brothers
and my sister and my cousins.
952
01:01:53,836 --> 01:01:56,422
But I can't let the babies get killed.
953
01:01:56,506 --> 01:01:58,633
I've done some bad things.
954
01:01:58,716 --> 01:02:02,053
But if I let them babies get killed-
955
01:02:06,724 --> 01:02:09,811
They don't know what
we've been up to in here.
956
01:02:09,894 --> 01:02:14,232
If they did, they could just arrest us.
957
01:02:14,315 --> 01:02:16,192
They could put us on trial...
958
01:02:16,275 --> 01:02:20,530
and then the Zionist media
would make heroes out of 'em.
959
01:02:20,613 --> 01:02:23,116
But they are gonna need witnesses...
960
01:02:24,700 --> 01:02:26,494
and that's you.
961
01:02:28,287 --> 01:02:29,497
That's you.
962
01:02:31,332 --> 01:02:34,836
So, if you and me...
963
01:02:34,919 --> 01:02:38,714
we can get out there
without gettin' killed...
964
01:02:38,798 --> 01:02:41,801
we can tell 'em
what's really goin' on in the chapel.
965
01:02:41,884 --> 01:02:45,138
We do that, and they can't
kill the babies.
966
01:02:56,190 --> 01:02:57,191
Sara, baby.
967
01:02:58,776 --> 01:03:00,486
Gimme some sweet tea, will you?
968
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:20,923
- You want me to save your life?
- No, no.
969
01:03:23,050 --> 01:03:25,011
You want me to save your life?
970
01:03:28,556 --> 01:03:30,433
You killed my fucking friends.
971
01:03:30,516 --> 01:03:34,228
It's not me I care about
so much as I care about the kids.
972
01:03:35,730 --> 01:03:39,901
My cousin's kid ain't
but three years old and my little sis-
973
01:03:43,070 --> 01:03:46,199
My little sister's only eight.
974
01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:57,418
Fuck you.
975
01:03:57,502 --> 01:04:00,880
You think they're gonna believe
that you weren't one of us?
976
01:04:00,963 --> 01:04:05,051
They won't even give you the chance to
tell 'em before they put one in your head.
977
01:04:05,593 --> 01:04:10,640
'Cause once they get inside here
that is exactly what they're gonna do.
978
01:04:12,475 --> 01:04:14,101
You think I give a shit?
979
01:04:18,189 --> 01:04:20,191
Fuck you...
980
01:04:20,274 --> 01:04:22,068
and your stupid family.
981
01:04:22,151 --> 01:04:25,363
My two best friends are fucking dead.
982
01:04:25,446 --> 01:04:28,199
So you know what?
Why don't you just go on and kill me too?
983
01:04:28,282 --> 01:04:31,702
You can take that gun
and just fucking kill me too.
984
01:04:31,786 --> 01:04:33,496
Just put a bullet in my fucking head...
985
01:04:33,579 --> 01:04:37,166
because that's what I've been waiting for
since you tied me to a fucking cross!
986
01:04:38,668 --> 01:04:40,378
Cheyenne!
987
01:04:41,671 --> 01:04:43,172
Please.
988
01:04:43,923 --> 01:04:46,425
Yeah, I bet Billy-Ray said please too.
989
01:04:47,593 --> 01:04:49,178
And they still killed him.
990
01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:52,890
So fuck you.
991
01:04:52,974 --> 01:04:55,142
And if you wanna save
your precious fucking babies...
992
01:04:55,226 --> 01:04:57,812
why don't you suck a fucking rescue
outta my dick, bitch?
993
01:04:59,522 --> 01:05:01,023
What?
994
01:05:01,107 --> 01:05:03,150
You get away from her, you heathen!
995
01:05:03,234 --> 01:05:05,903
- Get the fuck off me!
- You!
996
01:05:05,987 --> 01:05:08,447
Mama, please! Mama, stop it!
997
01:05:08,531 --> 01:05:11,617
- Mama, please! Mama!
- Get off!
998
01:05:13,411 --> 01:05:16,622
- You damn heathen!
- Get the fuck off me!
999
01:05:16,706 --> 01:05:18,499
What are you trying to do to her?
1000
01:05:18,583 --> 01:05:21,460
Trying to get what you came for?
What did you do to my girl?
1001
01:05:21,544 --> 01:05:22,712
Mama!
1002
01:05:24,171 --> 01:05:26,215
What's the matter with you, girl?
1003
01:05:27,592 --> 01:05:29,635
What's got over you?
1004
01:05:29,719 --> 01:05:33,097
Will you put that gun down?
His friends killed your daddy.
1005
01:05:33,180 --> 01:05:35,516
If we just confess,
they can't kill the babies.
1006
01:05:59,081 --> 01:06:01,042
No, don't go anywhere!
1007
01:06:17,850 --> 01:06:20,936
There's men outside
and they aim to kill us.
1008
01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:24,482
So you take everybody
up to the attic, okay?
1009
01:06:24,565 --> 01:06:27,860
You barricade the door. Okay?
1010
01:06:27,943 --> 01:06:29,570
What'd you do?
1011
01:06:29,654 --> 01:06:32,281
You do it!
You get 'em up there, goddamn it!
1012
01:06:32,365 --> 01:06:35,159
- You do it right now!
- What did you do, Cheyenne?
1013
01:06:35,242 --> 01:06:38,454
- Go!
- Mama!
1014
01:06:38,537 --> 01:06:41,040
Mommy! Mommy!
1015
01:06:43,626 --> 01:06:45,252
Is Mama dead?
1016
01:06:50,341 --> 01:06:51,341
Listen.
1017
01:06:52,468 --> 01:06:57,682
You go on with Maggie
and the other kids upstairs now, okay?
1018
01:06:57,765 --> 01:07:01,977
You go up to the attic
and you stay there until I come get you.
1019
01:07:02,061 --> 01:07:06,941
You don't open that door for nobody else
but me, okay? You understand?
1020
01:07:07,650 --> 01:07:09,318
Okay, you go on now.
1021
01:07:09,402 --> 01:07:10,903
Quick, like a bunny.
1022
01:07:22,581 --> 01:07:24,083
Stevie, go!
1023
01:07:30,631 --> 01:07:32,258
Go, go, go!
1024
01:07:44,395 --> 01:07:46,147
Cocksuckers!
1025
01:08:10,504 --> 01:08:11,797
Mordechai!
1026
01:08:11,881 --> 01:08:15,176
Top of the crown! Top of the crown!
1027
01:08:27,313 --> 01:08:29,064
The Lord is our shepherd.
1028
01:08:29,982 --> 01:08:32,026
The Lord is my shepherd.
1029
01:09:01,847 --> 01:09:03,766
Team, get ready to flank!
1030
01:09:27,873 --> 01:09:29,124
No!
1031
01:10:02,283 --> 01:10:05,202
- Freeze! Drop your weapon!
- Look, don't shoot. I'm a hostage, okay?
1032
01:10:05,286 --> 01:10:08,539
- We need to talk to who's in charge.
- Drop the fucking gun!
1033
01:10:08,622 --> 01:10:10,624
You don't have to do this.
1034
01:10:10,708 --> 01:10:12,001
Get back.
1035
01:10:12,084 --> 01:10:14,628
There's enough evidence
to put us all away for life.
1036
01:10:14,712 --> 01:10:16,171
- Don't move!
- Get back, all right?
1037
01:10:16,255 --> 01:10:18,799
There's babies in the attic!
1038
01:10:22,052 --> 01:10:23,053
No!
1039
01:10:26,682 --> 01:10:28,183
You all right?
1040
01:10:40,988 --> 01:10:43,157
What the fuck was that?
1041
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:07,389
Yes, sir!
1042
01:11:07,473 --> 01:11:11,226
Yes, sir! He's calling us home!
1043
01:11:11,310 --> 01:11:12,853
Come on, come on!
1044
01:11:12,937 --> 01:11:16,482
Come on, children! Come on!
1045
01:11:20,402 --> 01:11:23,530
Everywhere, everywhere
1046
01:11:24,198 --> 01:11:26,700
Drop the artillery!
1047
01:11:50,307 --> 01:11:53,060
There be no need for that anymore.
1048
01:11:53,143 --> 01:11:55,270
Where's that sound coming from?
1049
01:11:55,354 --> 01:11:57,648
"And the four angels were loosed...
1050
01:11:57,731 --> 01:12:01,819
which were prepared
for an hour and a day...
1051
01:12:01,902 --> 01:12:04,405
and a month and a year...
1052
01:12:04,488 --> 01:12:06,907
to slay a third of men."
1053
01:12:08,909 --> 01:12:11,078
Hear ye!
1054
01:12:11,161 --> 01:12:14,123
His sacred call to arms!
1055
01:12:14,206 --> 01:12:17,710
The heavenly trumpets sound his name!
1056
01:12:17,793 --> 01:12:20,462
The one true God comes to rapture!
1057
01:12:20,546 --> 01:12:23,132
His faithful slay the wicked...
1058
01:12:23,215 --> 01:12:27,594
and send this evil world straight to hell!
1059
01:12:29,638 --> 01:12:32,266
Enough! Enough, goddamn it! Enough!
1060
01:12:32,349 --> 01:12:34,643
Wait a minute!
Just wait a minute, everybody.
1061
01:12:37,312 --> 01:12:39,940
No more fire and brimstone, preacher!
1062
01:12:41,483 --> 01:12:43,193
What does that sound mean?
1063
01:12:43,277 --> 01:12:45,070
Well, boy...
1064
01:12:46,447 --> 01:12:50,784
there ain't nothing left
but fire and brimstone.
1065
01:12:51,326 --> 01:12:52,828
Can't you hear?
1066
01:12:53,412 --> 01:12:54,955
Can't you hear?
1067
01:12:57,166 --> 01:13:00,294
This is the Lord's day of judgment.
1068
01:13:01,503 --> 01:13:03,714
Four trumpet blasts.
1069
01:13:03,797 --> 01:13:05,841
The seals have been opened...
1070
01:13:05,924 --> 01:13:08,594
and the horsemen dispatched.
1071
01:13:08,677 --> 01:13:10,679
Three more blasts...
1072
01:13:10,763 --> 01:13:16,226
and he closes the book
on this wicked, wicked world!
1073
01:13:16,310 --> 01:13:19,605
- Praise His name!
- Praise His name!
1074
01:13:19,688 --> 01:13:21,273
So come on!
1075
01:13:22,191 --> 01:13:24,151
Come on, G-man.
1076
01:13:25,069 --> 01:13:26,945
"G" for "Godless."
1077
01:13:27,029 --> 01:13:29,114
"G" for "government."
1078
01:13:29,198 --> 01:13:30,908
Come on.
1079
01:13:30,991 --> 01:13:32,910
Come on. Shoot me.
1080
01:13:32,993 --> 01:13:35,454
Shoot me, you bootlicking...
1081
01:13:35,537 --> 01:13:39,208
flag-worshipping heathen!
1082
01:13:39,291 --> 01:13:43,378
Shoot me!
It only hastens my reward in eternity.
1083
01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:47,841
Shoot me! Shoot me!
1084
01:13:55,682 --> 01:13:58,185
And then what happened?
1085
01:13:58,268 --> 01:14:00,395
Special Agent Keenan?
1086
01:14:01,355 --> 01:14:03,398
Special Agent Keenan?
1087
01:14:03,482 --> 01:14:04,983
What happened?
1088
01:14:07,319 --> 01:14:09,780
I subdued the suspect...
1089
01:14:09,863 --> 01:14:11,490
with a head butt.
1090
01:14:12,032 --> 01:14:15,744
- A head butt?
- Yes, sir. The suspect was standing...
1091
01:14:16,703 --> 01:14:18,872
unnaturally close.
1092
01:14:19,665 --> 01:14:24,086
And then the trumpet blast sounded
three more times, and a fourth and a fifth.
1093
01:14:24,169 --> 01:14:26,649
By then it was pretty clear
the rapture wasn't going to happen.
1094
01:14:26,713 --> 01:14:30,843
So we rounded up
the remaining Five Pointers.
1095
01:14:30,926 --> 01:14:32,594
On the record, Agent Keenan...
1096
01:14:32,678 --> 01:14:35,097
this inquiry commends you
for peaceably containing...
1097
01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:37,015
a potentially explosive situation.
1098
01:14:37,099 --> 01:14:39,601
But, off the record...
1099
01:14:39,685 --> 01:14:42,521
you disobeyed a direct order
from a superior, Joe.
1100
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:45,649
I did.
1101
01:14:45,732 --> 01:14:50,028
And I have no excuse
that's gonna mean anything here.
1102
01:14:53,824 --> 01:14:55,576
Yeah. Yeah.
1103
01:15:10,132 --> 01:15:12,843
Well, it is the finding of this inquiry...
1104
01:15:12,926 --> 01:15:15,012
that Special Agent
Joseph Keenan be relieved...
1105
01:15:15,095 --> 01:15:17,598
as head of Field Office 263.
1106
01:15:17,681 --> 01:15:20,350
He's to be placed
on one-week leave without pay...
1107
01:15:20,434 --> 01:15:22,328
after which time he'll report
to the Washington office...
1108
01:15:22,352 --> 01:15:24,771
for reassignment in the District.
1109
01:15:26,940 --> 01:15:28,442
I'm getting promoted?
1110
01:15:33,113 --> 01:15:34,698
You're still gonna kill him.
1111
01:15:34,781 --> 01:15:37,260
The United States government
doesn't kill people, Agent Keenan...
1112
01:15:37,284 --> 01:15:39,286
in or out of custody.
1113
01:15:44,583 --> 01:15:47,377
Of course we're gonna kill him, Joe.
1114
01:15:47,461 --> 01:15:48,921
We're gonna kill him with kindness.
1115
01:15:49,004 --> 01:15:52,216
- You're gonna let him go to trial?
- Oh, come on.
1116
01:15:52,299 --> 01:15:55,469
- What is this, September 10, 2001?
- Patriot Act, bitch.
1117
01:15:55,552 --> 01:15:58,680
We can plant him forever, okay?
Without a trial.
1118
01:15:58,764 --> 01:16:01,934
Never show him the light of day,
let alone a TV camera or a microphone.
1119
01:16:02,017 --> 01:16:03,060
How-
1120
01:16:03,143 --> 01:16:05,395
What do you think
we've been doing the last 1 0 years?
1121
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:08,523
Yeah. It's terrorism, Joe. Okay?
1122
01:16:08,607 --> 01:16:12,361
If you kill an American because of a
religious belief, you are a terrorist...
1123
01:16:12,444 --> 01:16:14,738
and terrorists get locked the fuck up.
1124
01:16:14,821 --> 01:16:17,950
If it's all so easy
to put these people away for life...
1125
01:16:18,033 --> 01:16:19,868
why was I given those orders?
1126
01:16:22,537 --> 01:16:23,622
Truth?
1127
01:16:25,207 --> 01:16:27,709
- 'Cause fuck people like this.
- They're animals.
1128
01:16:27,793 --> 01:16:29,419
I mean, don't get me wrong. Jesus saves.
1129
01:16:29,503 --> 01:16:33,215
He ain't gonna save Abin Cooper
from a fuck-load of prison rape.
1130
01:16:33,298 --> 01:16:36,260
Daily shtuppings by Coke-can cocks.
1131
01:16:36,343 --> 01:16:38,136
Savor that irony, Joe.
1132
01:16:41,890 --> 01:16:43,392
Hey, what was it?
1133
01:16:44,893 --> 01:16:47,271
- The trumpet blast.
- Pardon?
1134
01:16:47,354 --> 01:16:50,065
The trumpet blast-What was it really?
1135
01:16:50,148 --> 01:16:52,067
Oh, that.
1136
01:16:52,150 --> 01:16:53,652
Some new neighbors-
1137
01:16:53,735 --> 01:16:57,447
these Eco kids from the university
with a compost collective-
1138
01:16:57,531 --> 01:17:02,577
they got an acre off the ass end of the Five
Point property, other side of the hill.
1139
01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:05,872
Abin's been giving 'em a bunch of guff
because of the smell of the compost.
1140
01:17:05,956 --> 01:17:09,001
- Was it bad?
- Gets so you can taste it.
1141
01:17:10,043 --> 01:17:12,587
But Abin's been harassing these kids...
1142
01:17:12,671 --> 01:17:14,464
sending some of his bigger boys over...
1143
01:17:14,548 --> 01:17:16,466
to bitch at first...
1144
01:17:16,550 --> 01:17:18,677
maybe break a window or two.
1145
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,637
Then I guess they went old-school-
1146
01:17:20,721 --> 01:17:24,933
Lots of sugar in gas tanks,
burning bags of dog shit.
1147
01:17:25,017 --> 01:17:27,644
- College kids.
- No, that was Cooper and his church.
1148
01:17:27,728 --> 01:17:30,689
The Eco kids never so much
as called the cops.
1149
01:17:30,772 --> 01:17:32,399
They-
1150
01:17:33,442 --> 01:17:35,444
They got creative instead.
1151
01:17:35,527 --> 01:17:39,323
They thought it'd be funny
to take a page out of Revelations...
1152
01:17:39,406 --> 01:17:42,451
and get Cooper and his family's hopes up
with the trumpets.
1153
01:17:43,744 --> 01:17:49,249
So they got this big-ass,
rusty old siren...
1154
01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:51,960
from a firehouse that just got a new one.
1155
01:17:52,044 --> 01:17:56,840
The fire chief said they could have the
damn thing as long as they carted it off.
1156
01:17:56,923 --> 01:17:58,717
It's big as a Mini Cooper.
1157
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:01,928
So they truck this thing down
to their compost collective...
1158
01:18:02,012 --> 01:18:05,807
they put it in a barn,
they hook it up to an iPod of all things...
1159
01:18:05,891 --> 01:18:08,352
and they played these
single-note trumpet blasts...
1160
01:18:08,435 --> 01:18:10,312
that they pulled off the Internet.
1161
01:18:10,395 --> 01:18:12,773
And they had no idea
that you were even there.
1162
01:18:15,275 --> 01:18:16,777
It was just dumb luck.
1163
01:18:23,742 --> 01:18:27,120
Oh, those Eco kids
with the compost collective?
1164
01:18:28,372 --> 01:18:30,916
Turns out it was a cover
for a marijuana grow-house.
1165
01:18:30,999 --> 01:18:32,918
They're being booked right now.
1166
01:18:33,001 --> 01:18:35,504
But considering how
they probably saved a bunch more lives-
1167
01:18:35,587 --> 01:18:37,422
Yeah, yeah. I'll write a letter.
1168
01:18:38,799 --> 01:18:39,841
Yeah.
1169
01:18:40,801 --> 01:18:42,302
Hey, Joe.
1170
01:18:44,471 --> 01:18:46,306
Really...
1171
01:18:46,390 --> 01:18:48,350
why did you shine the direct?
1172
01:18:54,773 --> 01:18:58,026
My grandma on my mother's side-
1173
01:18:59,111 --> 01:19:01,822
she had these two dogs,
pure bloodhounds...
1174
01:19:03,198 --> 01:19:05,242
both came up the same litter.
1175
01:19:05,325 --> 01:19:10,414
She kept them
and gave the rest away to the neighbors.
1176
01:19:10,497 --> 01:19:14,000
Both known each other
since they had shit in their eyes.
1177
01:19:14,084 --> 01:19:17,671
Neither one ever treated any better
than the other one.
1178
01:19:17,754 --> 01:19:20,298
Gentlest dogs you'd ever care to meet.
1179
01:19:22,384 --> 01:19:24,177
So anyway-
1180
01:19:24,261 --> 01:19:27,639
Thanksgiving of my ninth year, these
two old dogs are trailing me around...
1181
01:19:27,722 --> 01:19:32,811
'cause they know the score-I'm a
animal lover who never finishes his supper.
1182
01:19:32,894 --> 01:19:35,439
So right before I get up from the table...
1183
01:19:35,522 --> 01:19:38,650
I toss these two old-timers
a turkey leg...
1184
01:19:38,733 --> 01:19:40,652
attached to a hunk of cartilage.
1185
01:19:43,238 --> 01:19:45,782
And it was like they'd never met.
1186
01:19:45,866 --> 01:19:48,160
They went at each other so ferociously-
1187
01:19:48,243 --> 01:19:52,122
all tooth and claw and jugular-
1188
01:19:52,205 --> 01:19:54,833
They forgot anything
they ever had in common...
1189
01:19:54,916 --> 01:19:59,421
and scrapped like that discard
decided between their standing and dying.
1190
01:20:06,803 --> 01:20:10,765
People just do the strangest things
when they believe they're entitled.
1191
01:20:14,144 --> 01:20:17,647
But they do even stranger things
when they just plain believe.
1192
01:20:19,065 --> 01:20:21,860
I see the face of Jesus
1193
01:20:21,943 --> 01:20:25,071
On my way tonight
1194
01:20:29,409 --> 01:20:34,873
He says to me
Old sinner, come on in
1195
01:20:37,501 --> 01:20:41,046
I see the face of Jesus
1196
01:20:42,631 --> 01:20:45,091
In that great white light
1197
01:20:47,385 --> 01:20:50,847
And my savior
makes me whole again
1198
01:20:54,809 --> 01:20:57,812
In his shining eyes-
1199
01:20:59,439 --> 01:21:02,067
In his shining eyes...
1200
01:21:03,235 --> 01:21:05,111
I see the promise...
1201
01:21:07,239 --> 01:21:10,242
of all forgiveness that sets you free.
1202
01:21:12,410 --> 01:21:14,829
I see the face of Jesus...
1203
01:21:15,705 --> 01:21:17,707
on my way this night.
1204
01:21:22,337 --> 01:21:27,050
And my savior's light to comfort me
1205
01:21:27,133 --> 01:21:28,927
Shut the fuck up!
86895
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