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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:05,660 Hey, yo. Hey, baby boy. 2 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:07,160 Yo, I got some extra tickets to the Knicks game. 3 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:08,330 You want to come with me? 4 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:09,220 Ah. Nah, man. What happened? 5 00:00:09,250 --> 00:00:11,660 I thought you was going with Stacy. 6 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:13,200 Nah, man, that broad broke up with me. 7 00:00:13,233 --> 00:00:16,333 Yeah, she said I wasn't paying enough attention to her. 8 00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:17,100 Or something like that. 9 00:00:17,133 --> 00:00:18,373 I couldn't hear with my Walkman on. 10 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,100 Oh. 11 00:00:20,133 --> 00:00:21,253 Sorry, black, I can't go. 12 00:00:21,283 --> 00:00:23,323 Me an Pops are trying to win $5,000 13 00:00:23,350 --> 00:00:25,270 on American Video Bloopers. 14 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:28,250 - Five thousand dollars? - Fivet-thousand 15 00:00:29,366 --> 00:00:31,226 - Hi, guys. - 'Hey, what's up, Dee?' 16 00:00:31,266 --> 00:00:33,296 Hey, what's up, Dee? 17 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:35,183 Why don't you take Dee? 18 00:00:35,216 --> 00:00:36,996 I mean ever since her and Lance broke up 19 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:38,170 she's been takin' home a lot of.. 20 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,170 .."Do It Yourself" books. 21 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,320 - Hm. Yeah, good idea. - Alright. 22 00:00:43,350 --> 00:00:45,250 Hey, Dee.. 23 00:00:45,283 --> 00:00:46,383 You wanna come with me to the Knicks game tonight? 24 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:48,000 I got some extra tickets. 25 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:49,300 I got really really good seats 26 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:53,503 right next to Woody Allen, Billy Crystal, Bryant Gumbel 27 00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:54,170 you know, all the white people. 28 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,100 Ah! 29 00:00:56,133 --> 00:00:57,283 Okay, but I have to warn you 30 00:00:57,316 --> 00:01:00,656 the last time I went to a Knicks game, I fainted. 31 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:04,830 For what? Hunger? 'Cause they ain't have your nachos. 32 00:01:04,116 --> 00:01:06,266 - Get my nachos. - No. 33 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:09,170 Because all those tall handsome 34 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,220 millionaires running around 35 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:15,100 with those nylon shorts, sweating and bumpin' it. 36 00:01:15,133 --> 00:01:18,253 Ooh! I'm getting dizzy just thinkin' about it. 37 00:01:18,283 --> 00:01:20,123 Marlon, you sure you can't come? 38 00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:22,120 No, hey. Ssh! Ssh! Here comes pop. 39 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:25,250 Shawn, we're about to be $5,000 richer. 40 00:01:26,316 --> 00:01:28,326 [humming] 41 00:01:28,366 --> 00:01:30,326 Ah! 42 00:01:31,266 --> 00:01:33,166 Woo! 43 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,120 Oh, my, my privates. 44 00:01:37,233 --> 00:01:38,233 Aha! 45 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:42,296 I'm gonna kill you as soon as I uncross my eyes. 46 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:44,173 No. 47 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:47,100 I taped it, we're gonna win $5000 48 00:01:47,133 --> 00:01:48,353 on America's Video Bloopers. 49 00:01:48,383 --> 00:01:50,253 - Say hi. - Five thousand dollars? 50 00:01:50,283 --> 00:01:52,153 - Yeah, say hi. - Hi. 51 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:55,326 Well, well, well, stupid 52 00:01:55,660 --> 00:01:56,320 you left the lens cap on. 53 00:01:58,116 --> 00:02:01,216 Oh. My bad. 54 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:04,500 Hey, look, I guess we'll just have to do it again, pop. 55 00:02:06,133 --> 00:02:07,153 Shawn.. 56 00:02:07,183 --> 00:02:08,353 Videotape this. 57 00:02:08,383 --> 00:02:10,123 Action! 58 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:11,200 Ah! 59 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:14,223 You get it? Did you get it? 60 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:15,280 Nah. 61 00:02:15,316 --> 00:02:17,376 [theme music] 62 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,220 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 63 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:21,160 ♪ We're happy and we're singing ♪ 64 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:22,280 ♪ And we're colored ♪ 65 00:02:24,660 --> 00:02:26,150 ♪ Give me a high five ♪♪ 66 00:02:26,183 --> 00:02:27,353 (male #1) 'Alright, cut and print.' 67 00:02:27,383 --> 00:02:29,323 'Beautiful, guys. Dynamite.' 68 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,300 [upbeat music] 69 00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:01,500 You really went out with Dee last night, huh? 70 00:03:01,830 --> 00:03:02,180 Yeah, sure I did, partner. 71 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,216 And I had a ball. 72 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:05,100 Yo, Dee is mad cool, man. 73 00:03:05,133 --> 00:03:07,333 As a matter of fact, last night 74 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:08,230 I've seen a whole another side to Dee. 75 00:03:08,266 --> 00:03:11,096 Really? Were there big breasts on that side too? 76 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:14,173 Ooh! Big breasts. You're talented. 77 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,370 No, I'm serious, Marlon, she's cool, man. 78 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,180 As a matter of fact, we're gonna hang out again tonight. 79 00:03:17,216 --> 00:03:18,296 She's taking me to the Missy concert. 80 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:20,173 Oh, word? What the deal? 81 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,000 She gonna hook up with security guards? 82 00:03:22,330 --> 00:03:25,000 No, actually, check this out. Missy owes her a favor. 83 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,270 See, back in the day, Dee let her off the hook 84 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:28,100 for shoplifting some hair gel. 85 00:03:28,133 --> 00:03:30,333 Oh, that's cool, man. I hope you have fun. 86 00:03:30,366 --> 00:03:32,496 'Cause I'mma be at home thinking of more 87 00:03:32,830 --> 00:03:33,320 video blooper ideas. 88 00:03:33,350 --> 00:03:35,270 Marlon, how many times I gotta tell you, nobody wants 89 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,220 to watch anything fake on video. 90 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:40,320 Shawn, obviously, you haven't seen the Pamela-Lee tape 91 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:43,170 'cause there was two very fake things in there. 92 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,130 My God, Dee, I'm so excited. I can't.. 93 00:03:50,166 --> 00:03:52,496 I can't wait till Missy goes on. 94 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,130 Yo, I love when she does that little crazy dance. 95 00:03:54,166 --> 00:03:55,296 What? 96 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:57,283 ♪ I got what you want ♪ 97 00:03:57,316 --> 00:03:59,326 ♪ I got what you need.. ♪ 98 00:03:59,366 --> 00:04:00,376 ♪ Baby baby baby ♪ 99 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,330 ♪ Baby baby ♪ 100 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:05,200 ♪ Baby baby baby baby baby.. ♪♪ 101 00:04:05,233 --> 00:04:08,663 I hope I do it a little bit better that that. 102 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,656 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 103 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:13,660 Is.. Is that you? Is that you? 104 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:14,200 - Yeah, what's up? - Is that you? 105 00:04:14,233 --> 00:04:16,003 - Yeah, that's right. - Is that you? 106 00:04:16,330 --> 00:04:17,300 'That ain't you. That ain't you. That ain't you.' 107 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:19,133 If that's you, then, then-then do.. 108 00:04:19,166 --> 00:04:20,996 Ficky, ficky, ficky, yeah. 109 00:04:21,330 --> 00:04:23,380 - Ficky, ficky, ficky, yeah. - Yo, that's her. That's you! 110 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,170 That's you. Ah! Oh, my God. I love you. 111 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,270 Oh! Okay, don't touch her. 112 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,350 I love you. I love you. I love you! 113 00:04:28,383 --> 00:04:30,333 - Yeah. - Uh, I love you. 114 00:04:30,660 --> 00:04:31,220 Like I was telling you that you have been 115 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:33,120 inspiration to, to little people like me and Dee. 116 00:04:33,150 --> 00:04:35,660 Especially, Dee, she's just a security guard. 117 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:36,380 She makes $3.35 an hour. 118 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,000 And you make mad cheese. Mad chees.. 119 00:04:40,330 --> 00:04:41,270 Oh, my God. 120 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:43,280 Is that from Titanic? 121 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:46,176 - Oh, my God. Yo-- - Are those from Titanic? 122 00:04:46,216 --> 00:04:49,656 Oh! You! Oh! You got jokes. 123 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:51,170 You got jokes! You got jokes! 124 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:54,500 Oh! You got jokes! You got jokes! 125 00:04:54,830 --> 00:04:58,160 - Is that an S-curl? - Oh-ho-ho! 126 00:04:58,500 --> 00:04:59,270 I am only playing. I am only playing. 127 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,150 Yo, let me get a cross, so I can show my brother. 128 00:05:01,183 --> 00:05:03,283 - Shawn. No. No. - Uh, get off me. Get off me. 129 00:05:03,316 --> 00:05:05,196 Oh, my God. I gotta say, yo.. 130 00:05:05,233 --> 00:05:07,153 I gotta say. I am only playing. I love you. 131 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:09,503 - I love you. I love you. - Hey, Shawn. Okay, yeah. 132 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:10,280 I love you. I love.. You know, I love you. 133 00:05:10,316 --> 00:05:12,316 I got some questions for you, though, please, answer this. 134 00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:15,220 Tell the truth. Alright. You're in the business, right? 135 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,270 Do you think, you think 136 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:18,180 "Whodini" will ever get back together? 137 00:05:18,216 --> 00:05:20,166 No, no, no, who do you think will win in a fight 138 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,350 "Full Force" or the "Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E"? 139 00:05:22,383 --> 00:05:24,203 No, I gotta ask you this, I gotta ask you this 140 00:05:24,233 --> 00:05:26,153 for my little brother, he always wanted to know this. 141 00:05:26,183 --> 00:05:28,163 Is Tupac still recording albums? 142 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:29,100 Look, I don't know that. 143 00:05:29,133 --> 00:05:30,223 I just don't even know what to say to you. 144 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:32,380 Get off me, Dee. No. No. 145 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,250 Don't you play with me. You took me. You took me here, alright? 146 00:05:36,283 --> 00:05:38,303 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Um, can we take a picture? 147 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:40,323 - Mm. - You got a camera? 148 00:05:40,350 --> 00:05:42,230 Okay, oh, it's alright. Dee, draw us. 149 00:05:42,266 --> 00:05:44,826 - No. No. No. - Come on, girl. 150 00:05:44,116 --> 00:05:45,216 - Draw us. - You are embarrassing me. 151 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:47,200 - Lets' go. Let's go. Let's go. - Wh.. What? 152 00:05:47,233 --> 00:05:50,163 Oh, you can't take a picture with me now? 153 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:51,280 - I love you. I love you. - Let's go. Yeah, I know 154 00:05:51,316 --> 00:05:52,366 - I love you. - She knows. She knows it. 155 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,130 She knows it. Go on. 156 00:05:54,166 --> 00:05:56,496 Girl, I am so sorry. 157 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:58,230 - Who is this guy? - Ooh! Please! 158 00:05:58,266 --> 00:06:00,996 How are you? 159 00:06:01,330 --> 00:06:03,330 Ooh! 160 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:04,370 By the way, thank you for the tickets. 161 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,330 You're welcome. Oh. 162 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:10,196 I see you got yourself a little cute one, huh? 163 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:14,660 - He got a job? - Oh, no, no, no. 164 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:16,300 It's not like that. We are just friends. 165 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:18,253 - No job, huh? - No! 166 00:06:20,150 --> 00:06:22,120 Well, look, why don't you go and get your seat 167 00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:24,500 and I'mma go get ready, okay? 168 00:06:24,830 --> 00:06:25,120 - Alright! - Girl. 169 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:27,250 This hair looks fabulous. 170 00:06:27,283 --> 00:06:30,303 I hope you've paid for the gel this time. 171 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:32,183 [laughs] Ah! 172 00:06:32,216 --> 00:06:34,376 I got you. I got you. I got you. 173 00:06:38,660 --> 00:06:40,220 ♪ I got what you want ♪ 174 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:43,320 ♪ Say what I got what you need ♪ 175 00:06:43,350 --> 00:06:46,150 ♪ Can I get another shot what what ♪ 176 00:06:46,183 --> 00:06:48,173 ♪ This time I'mma make it hot ♪ 177 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,120 ♪ Now now now I got what you want ♪ 178 00:06:51,150 --> 00:06:52,350 ♪ Say what ♪ 179 00:06:52,383 --> 00:06:55,253 ♪ Got what you need.. ♪ 180 00:06:55,283 --> 00:06:57,183 Oh, here comes Missy. 181 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:58,996 [cheering] 182 00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:02,100 ♪ Hey yo I'm sittin' on the side of the curb ♪ 183 00:07:02,133 --> 00:07:03,273 ♪ With a pocket of herb ♪ 184 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:05,660 ♪ I don't know if y'all heard ♪ 185 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,270 ♪ I'm high as a bird ♪ 186 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,330 ♪ I can fly like Kelly ♪ 187 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:09,280 ♪ I can glide like skates ♪ 188 00:07:09,316 --> 00:07:12,126 ♪ Me with no Timbaland is like Puff with no Mase ♪ 189 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,996 ♪ Wait hold up wait a minute what you say ♪ 190 00:07:15,330 --> 00:07:17,370 ♪ Back it up give me space who that Nicole Ray ♪ 191 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,200 ♪ By the way DJ better play all day ♪ 192 00:07:20,233 --> 00:07:24,163 ♪ Make the whole world say damn this sucker Ray ♪♪ 193 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:30,660 Oh, oh, you know what we should to play? Unbe-weavable. 194 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:32,350 Every time we see a crazy wig, we have a drink. 195 00:07:32,383 --> 00:07:34,833 Alright, alright. 196 00:07:37,216 --> 00:07:39,326 Hey, were y'all in baps? 197 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:44,120 Oh, my God. Who did her hair? Baskin and Robbins? 198 00:07:44,150 --> 00:07:46,500 Yo, yo, yo. What's up, y'all? 199 00:07:46,830 --> 00:07:47,250 Yeah! 200 00:07:47,283 --> 00:07:49,253 I liked that. Now check this out. 201 00:07:49,283 --> 00:07:51,283 I'mma send this to all the ladies 202 00:07:51,316 --> 00:07:52,376 that take what they want in life. 203 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,120 Y'all know what I'm talking about? 204 00:07:54,150 --> 00:07:56,270 [cheering] 205 00:07:56,300 --> 00:08:00,150 Yeah, uh, like the sister over there with the little cutie. 206 00:08:00,183 --> 00:08:02,123 (Dee) 'Smack that.' 207 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:06,350 Right there. Oh, God, that's right, girl Okay. 208 00:08:06,383 --> 00:08:10,163 I got what you want right here, Missy. 209 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,500 Yeah, look like Stella ain't the only one 210 00:08:12,830 --> 00:08:13,300 that got her groove back. 211 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:15,223 Oh! 212 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:18,300 See, see Missy think I look like Angela Bassett. 213 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:21,233 Yeah, I think Missy been drinking too. 214 00:08:21,266 --> 00:08:24,146 ♪ Make it hot baby make it hot ♪ 215 00:08:24,183 --> 00:08:27,503 ♪ Say what say what ♪ 216 00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:29,120 ♪ Hey yo ♪ 217 00:08:29,150 --> 00:08:31,350 ♪ A'ight.. ♪♪ 218 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,376 Woo! Ho-ho! 219 00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:41,220 Ah, I am tired. 220 00:08:42,350 --> 00:08:44,170 Thanks Dee for carrying me up the stairs. 221 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,370 It's alright. That's alright. 222 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,160 Oh, my God. 223 00:08:49,150 --> 00:08:50,230 Alright. 224 00:08:50,266 --> 00:08:53,096 Now, I got you home 225 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:55,163 safe and sound. 226 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,830 [laughs] You live here. 227 00:08:58,283 --> 00:09:01,503 Oh, snap. 228 00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:03,220 I knew this place looked familiar. 229 00:09:07,316 --> 00:09:08,326 Oh. 230 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,370 You are really drunk. 231 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 No, I ain't. 232 00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:16,373 Look up, Marley. 233 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:20,133 Say cheese. 234 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:21,266 Can I have some water? 235 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:22,300 Yeah. 236 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:24,183 Ooh! 237 00:09:24,216 --> 00:09:26,146 [instrumental music] 238 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:30,130 (Dee) 'Oh!' 239 00:09:30,166 --> 00:09:33,496 Uh-uh! This is a jam now.. This is joint. 240 00:09:33,830 --> 00:09:35,120 Uh-uh, this.. Here, come on. 241 00:09:35,150 --> 00:09:37,350 Come on, Shawn. You gotta dance with me on this one. 242 00:09:37,383 --> 00:09:40,183 - What? - Uh! This is my favorite song. 243 00:09:40,216 --> 00:09:41,316 - 'Uh!' - Come on. 244 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:43,250 - Come on. - Come on. 245 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,273 - Alright. - 'Okay.' 246 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:47,120 What up? 247 00:09:54,830 --> 00:09:56,660 You smell good, Dee. 248 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:59,150 It's Bengay. 249 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:02,323 You smell so good, you turn Ben from gay to straight. 250 00:10:04,350 --> 00:10:05,380 Me-Ben-straight. 251 00:10:09,283 --> 00:10:10,373 Oh, man. 252 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,300 - You know what, Dee? - What? 253 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:14,203 - You good people. - Oh! 254 00:10:14,233 --> 00:10:16,173 No, no. No, real. you-you good people. 255 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,160 I like, I like hanging out with you. 256 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,300 - Me too. - I am serious, I mean. 257 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,173 No matter how many girls I hang out with, I.. 258 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:25,500 Even though I hang out with all these stupid girls.. 259 00:10:25,830 --> 00:10:27,220 It's nice to hang out with somebody that is 260 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:30,330 finally, somebody real, you know. 261 00:10:30,366 --> 00:10:32,146 Someone who's a good woman. 262 00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:34,663 Oh! 263 00:10:43,383 --> 00:10:46,373 [instrumental music] 264 00:10:53,316 --> 00:10:55,196 Oh, my God. 265 00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:57,373 My head is killing me. Oh! 266 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,370 Uh! 267 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,180 Uh-oh! Uh-oh! 268 00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:07,996 Oh! Shawn, what're you doin' here? 269 00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:09,250 I live here. 270 00:11:09,283 --> 00:11:11,123 What're you doin' here? 271 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:12,350 And where are my drawers? 272 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,270 You mean you're standin' there without nothin' on? 273 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:19,220 Oh, my God. 274 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:20,370 Oh, my God, Dee. 275 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,830 - 'Uh!' - We-we couldn't have.. 276 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,996 - We didn't.. - No. W-w-we.. 277 00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:28,320 No, no. We wouldn't. Uh-uh! Uh-uh! 278 00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:31,120 Hello, lovers. 279 00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:33,320 It's morning.. 280 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,320 Man, it smells like burnt porcupine meat up in here. 281 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:47,230 Look, nobody's no lovers, okay? It's just me and Dee. 282 00:11:47,266 --> 00:11:48,326 Alright? And nothing happened. 283 00:11:48,366 --> 00:11:50,146 Yeah, nothing happened. 284 00:11:50,183 --> 00:11:51,373 I guess that's why you're standing here 285 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,830 butt naked with lipstick all over you, huh? 286 00:11:54,116 --> 00:11:56,276 - Oh, my.. - 'Yeah, Dee.' 287 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,316 I came in here.. I come by the apartment 288 00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,200 three O'clock in the morning, all I heard 289 00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:02,103 was the bed springs bouncing. 290 00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:05,103 Vikki-viki-vik-vik-vik-vik! 291 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,230 Vikku-vikki-vikk! 292 00:12:08,266 --> 00:12:10,326 Then I heard some Tarzan yells. 293 00:12:10,366 --> 00:12:12,316 And, Dee, you was thanking God 294 00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:16,330 more than a rapper at the Soul Train Awards. 295 00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:19,120 Oh! Thank you, Lord Jesus. Thank you for some young thing. 296 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:21,830 No! No. No, no, no. 297 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,326 No, see, I only walked Shawn home 298 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,180 to make sure he got in alright. 299 00:12:25,216 --> 00:12:26,376 Oh, well. 300 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,230 He got in, alright. 301 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,170 I didn't mean that. 302 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,220 Ooh! God. Oh! 303 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,380 No, I-I gotta go. I gotta go. 304 00:12:39,283 --> 00:12:42,663 - Marlon, here, look, okay? - Whoa! Whoa, buddy. 305 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,130 I'mma tell you for the last time. Nothing happened. 306 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,296 So shut your mouth. 307 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,233 - I ain't saying nothin'. - Alright, good. 308 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,276 Now, let's talk about somethin' else. 309 00:12:49,316 --> 00:12:53,156 Shawn, Shawn, you ain't gotta front with me, baby. 310 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,370 I'm your little brother. You can tell me. 311 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Come on. 312 00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:57,120 You opened her shirt and her breasts just 313 00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:58,230 popped out like airbags, huh? 314 00:12:58,266 --> 00:12:59,296 Poof! 315 00:13:00,366 --> 00:13:02,166 Marlon, I don't remember. 316 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,270 It was that bad? 317 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:04,350 No, it wasn't bad. 318 00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:05,383 So she was good. 319 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,300 I knew it. Dee's a freak. 320 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,370 I knew I should have tried to tap that. 321 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,500 Marlon, I don't know. I can't remember anything. 322 00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:16,180 All I know is we were drinking a lot 323 00:13:16,216 --> 00:13:18,496 we kissed and then I blacked out. 324 00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:20,100 I woke up with my drawers on a statue. 325 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,330 Look, man, it doesn't matter what happened, okay. 326 00:13:23,366 --> 00:13:26,156 It-it's over now, okay. It's over. It's over. 327 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,150 What? You think you just gonna hit it and quit it. 328 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,833 You know what happened to the last guy that did that? 329 00:13:30,116 --> 00:13:33,216 Shawn, now he gotta pee sittin' down. 330 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,280 Look, Marlon, me and Dee is really good friends. 331 00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:37,246 And whatever happened last night is not 332 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,283 gonna change the way we relate to one another, okay? 333 00:13:39,316 --> 00:13:41,656 Okay. 334 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:46,250 [instrumental music] 335 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,280 - Oh, hey, hey-hey. - Hey, what's up, Dee? 336 00:13:52,316 --> 00:13:53,296 Hey, Shawn. 337 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,233 I'm sorry, I didn't see you walkin' by. 338 00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:57,316 Well, here I am. 339 00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,230 Yeah. 340 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,320 Oh! 341 00:14:06,350 --> 00:14:08,660 I better go make my rounds. 342 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,270 Yeah, there's a lot to do out there. 343 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,200 Yeah. 344 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:17,173 - Shawn? - Yeah. 345 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,180 - You have a Aspirin? - Yeah, I was gonna say.. 346 00:14:19,216 --> 00:14:21,266 - I have Aspirin right here.. - 'Okay, yeah!' 347 00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:25,283 Okay. 348 00:14:25,316 --> 00:14:27,326 - Oh, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 349 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:28,220 - No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 350 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,000 - It-it was my f-- - 'No, no, no, it's okay.' 351 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,350 - It was my fingers. - 'It's okay, I'm fine.' 352 00:14:31,383 --> 00:14:32,383 You would never touch me. 353 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:36,120 Shawn, I think we need to talk. 354 00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:39,370 Okay, you're right. Um.. What, Pop? 355 00:14:41,316 --> 00:14:43,826 What, I'm tryin' to talk to.. 356 00:14:44,266 --> 00:14:46,246 - I didn't hear anything. - You didn't hear.. 357 00:14:46,283 --> 00:14:48,223 [imitating Pops] Shawn, Marlon.. 358 00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,160 Yeah, yeah, um, you know what 359 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,300 hold that thought, I'll be right back. 360 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:54,123 Come on, Pop, man, I'm tryin' to get some work done, man. 361 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,830 Howdy do, Dee? 362 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,250 [instrumental music] 363 00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:06,380 (Shawn) 'Oh, no, Pop. I mean, I don't know what to do, man.' 364 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,130 I mean, Dee's friendship means a lot to me, man. 365 00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,196 Well, son, it's obvious that you two 366 00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:12,503 have feelings for each other. 367 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:13,320 But you gotta believe that your friendship 368 00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:15,230 is stronger than a one night stand. 369 00:15:15,266 --> 00:15:17,176 Hm, you're right. 370 00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,656 I know what I gotta do. 371 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,200 So, what's with the glue? 372 00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:22,223 Well, see, I'm workin' on Marlon's video. 373 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,320 I put some glue on one of these chairs. 374 00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:26,330 Can you imagine a video tape with some sucker 375 00:15:26,366 --> 00:15:28,176 stuck to a chair? 376 00:15:28,216 --> 00:15:30,266 [laughing] That's worth $5000. 377 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,200 You're crazy, Pop, man. 378 00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:35,833 Hey, man, I really appreciate the talk. 379 00:15:35,116 --> 00:15:36,996 Thanks a lot, man. 380 00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:39,150 I'm really lucky to have a father like you. 381 00:15:39,183 --> 00:15:42,833 Well, that's what I'm here for, son. 382 00:15:42,116 --> 00:15:44,096 [cloth ripping] 383 00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:48,266 Do you feel a breeze? 384 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,996 Yo, Pop, those are ma's drawers. 385 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:56,233 [instrumental music] 386 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,230 Hey, what you actin' all nervous for? 387 00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:01,226 Ain't the first time you broke up with a chick. 388 00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:05,226 Yeah, but none of them carried a night stick and a Taser gun. 389 00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:07,216 Yeah, so, what's the box of tissues for? 390 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,220 In case she breaks your nose? 391 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,330 Oh, breaks my nose. 392 00:16:11,366 --> 00:16:14,156 - Or beat you on them breasts. - Oh! 393 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,160 Bam, bam, bam! 394 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,100 Nah, man, this is just in case I break her heart. 395 00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:22,333 You know how emotional women get. 396 00:16:22,366 --> 00:16:25,216 Look, no matter how much she cry 397 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,350 you just gotta be strong. 398 00:16:26,383 --> 00:16:27,383 That's right, be strong. 399 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,220 And if she-she asks one more chance 400 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:31,000 you gotta say, "No, Dee, it's over." 401 00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:32,350 - No, Dee, it's over, girl. - That's right. 402 00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:35,153 And-and if-if-if worse comes to worse 403 00:16:35,183 --> 00:16:36,273 you just gotta tell her the truth. 404 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:38,150 You gotta say, Dee, I'm gay. 405 00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:40,663 I'm gay. 406 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,320 [doorbell rings] 407 00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:44,000 Alright, that's her, go in the room. 408 00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:46,000 - Okay, bye, sweetie. - Marlon! 409 00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:48,130 Put your Bill Cosby sweater on, and get on outta here. 410 00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:53,226 - Hey, Dee. - Hey. 411 00:16:53,266 --> 00:16:56,156 - Thanks for comin' over. - That's alright. 412 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,330 [door slams shut] 413 00:16:57,366 --> 00:16:59,196 [Dee laughing] 414 00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:02,163 - Have a seat. - Oh, no, that's okay. 415 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,330 Look, Dee, I-I know this ain't gonna be 416 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:05,130 easy for either one of us. 417 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,166 - But-- - Shawn, Sha-Sha-Shawn. 418 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:11,160 Um, uh, before you say anything 419 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:12,150 let me say what I have to say. 420 00:17:12,183 --> 00:17:14,203 - Alright. - Um.. 421 00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:18,246 Last night was one of the most fun nights 422 00:17:18,283 --> 00:17:20,303 I've ever had in my life. 423 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,233 - I feel the same way. - Yeah. 424 00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:25,316 But I don't think that we should have sex anymore. 425 00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:27,350 - What? - Well.. 426 00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:29,373 I know we've been spendin' a lot of time together 427 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,180 but you're just not my type. 428 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,116 What do you mean not your type? 429 00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:34,250 Wh-what's wrong with me? 430 00:17:34,283 --> 00:17:36,273 - No, nothin'. - What's wrong with all this? 431 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,120 No! 432 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:42,150 No, nothing's wrong with you, it's just not gonna work out. 433 00:17:42,183 --> 00:17:43,223 Come on, Dee. 434 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,500 - I was drunk that night. - No. 435 00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:46,320 Look, uh-uh, just gimme another chance. 436 00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:50,330 - I had a lot on my mind. - No, Shawn, Shawn, Shawn. 437 00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:53,166 Let me tell you the truth. 438 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,830 I'm gay. 439 00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:59,380 No, you're not. 440 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,120 I know you're not, Dee. 441 00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:03,500 I know exactly what you're doin'. 442 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,000 We both came to the same conclusion. 443 00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:10,100 Oh, Shawn, you know how much I care about you. 444 00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:11,253 I really care about you too, Dee. 445 00:18:11,283 --> 00:18:14,003 Uh, honestly, I think you the coolest 446 00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:16,500 one of the coolest, most beautiful 447 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,280 kindest, good hearted people I know. 448 00:18:18,316 --> 00:18:20,276 I want to be your friend forever. 449 00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:23,503 Come here. 450 00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:27,233 [telephone rings] 451 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,000 Yo, quick! 452 00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:33,130 They're playin' my blooper on TV. 453 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,326 - You sent in a tape? - Yeah. 454 00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:37,316 And the producers just loved it. 455 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,160 (man on TV) 'This next video is a practical joke' 456 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,330 'from a man in New York City.' 457 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,830 'Watch what happens when he finds his brother' 458 00:18:44,116 --> 00:18:48,196 'and his brother's date passed out from having one too many.' 459 00:18:51,316 --> 00:18:54,316 [instrumental music] 460 00:19:24,316 --> 00:19:27,316 [music continues] 461 00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,303 (man on TV) 'So, coming up next.' 462 00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:00,183 'A grandmother performs at a bachelor party.' 463 00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:07,160 - Yeah. - So, this was all a prank, huh? 464 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,370 Yeah. 465 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,160 Yeah! 466 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,250 Yeah! 467 00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:19,180 I knew I could never have sex with Shawn. 468 00:20:19,216 --> 00:20:20,376 What do you mean? What you talkin' about? 469 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:24,160 No, you know, what I mean. You know, what I mean. 470 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,180 Why you play us like that? 471 00:20:25,216 --> 00:20:28,096 'Cause you said, I couldn't set somethin' up 472 00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,283 for the blooper tape. 473 00:20:29,316 --> 00:20:31,146 But, Marlon, I can't believe you went through all that. 474 00:20:31,183 --> 00:20:32,383 You put us through all this drama.. 475 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,370 ...just for you to get on TV. 476 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,380 Did you at least win the $5000? 477 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,270 No. 478 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,220 They gave it to some guy who got hit in the groin 479 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,100 with a football. 480 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:46,500 [screams] 481 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:47,370 - Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah! 482 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,180 Yeah! 483 00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,096 Yeah! Yeah! 484 00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:54,503 My-my babies! 485 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:55,333 Yeah! 486 00:20:55,366 --> 00:20:57,366 [instrumental music] 34446

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